The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle"

[@Moonlight.Melon.Mounter]

“I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend” One of my fave Chrissy lines.

[@bsp5689]

Very allegorical

[@roman_nersisyan]

@Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house

[@patrickconnors4602]

@Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!

[@guyincognito5706]

Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃

[@dontbugme7362]

Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?

[@hoopsheavenpa]

Christopher’s hand must have crept up Danielle’s leg for warmth.

[@James_Price79]

I could watch her walk away all night

[@silviodante6792]

Well we all know little Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

[@SilvioMDante]

@@James_Price79 Good, cuz like most girls that's what she's gonna do

[@prettyvirginflaka2345]

I legit laughed out loud! based comment

[@bsp5689]

@A Synth coffee with the chicory....smh

[@dinoirish5984]

Chrissy could always smell a rat. His nose is a natural canopy.

[@SilvioMDante]

@@shutup2751 "I just did"

[@joeb7975]

@@SilvioMDante i'm not tryin to say anything bad about him he's my homie

[@SilvioMDante]

@@joeb7975 He's your what?!

[@joeb7975]

@@SilvioMDante he lives up near me

[@SilvioMDante]

@@joeb7975 Well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fvčkin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.

[@rogueknight77]

“You wanna say hello to Danielle?” “Not really”

[@faisalkamal4319]

Always with the good manners

[@Brian6587]

😂

[@ClutchDaddy7]

Aj levels of social interaction

[@allpraisestothemosthigh9418]

Now that's GANGSTA!!! Straight up homest

[@Tiger3000dk]

@@ClutchDaddy7 The Bosses Son!

[@DFP]

In my mind I use the technique of positive visualization

[@KentlandVFD33]

Oh yeah?

[@DFP]

@@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom

[@jupiterrising887]

He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂

[@cesarpolanco27]

“You’re feeling negative most of the times”

[@fugyaself2133]

He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.

[@kylesamyn2080]

First Christopher gave Adriana the diamonds. Then he gave Danielle the pearls

[@eminemisthegoatofhiphop1993]

Ooooooooooooooohhh

[@brenthenshaw3585]

@justgo12642 You should know, sweetie.

[@akshaybahuguna4906]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi I am taking a leak. Hold this for me would ya?

[@brenthenshaw3585]

@justgo12642 C'mon! We're just breakin' balls.

[@bigbird2170]

Of wisdom?

[@legacy7450]

He was smart enough to know something wasn’t right about Danielle

[@mikewellwood1412]

That's why he had to feel her out.

[@brettpilkington9539]

He didn't know shit he just wanted Ade under his control and she was a threat to that.

[@raygun23]

@@brettpilkington9539 I don’t know ab that, I feel like she’s been nosing around, as a undercover, that’s new to the game probably would. He j thought she’s tryna get laid. Him and those fkn videos!

[@Stormertheboy]

@@brettpilkington9539 that's like half the reason, he had a suspicion about her but he just jumped to the conclusion that she was a dyke which is why she acts weird. If chris had laid off the drugs he woulda caught her im pretty sure.

[@eatu4tea]

But not smart enough. Turning down free coke is an enormous red flag for a hoowa

[@highthai7]

Chrissy knew Danielle was negitive through his positive visualization.

[@lifeisstr4nge]

wheeeeeeze

[@Abde47]

He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her

[@eskegit2876]

He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

No he did ent

[@liloolo]

😂😂😂😂

[@jjthomas8171]

HBO: Nice clip, where’d ya get it? Borko: you said you were gonna go, go.

[@martinmena4625]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@bigbrownrooster4167]

Upvote this TF up

[@halfmoon6433]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brettpilkington9539]

His cousins a liquidator

[@Stormertheboy]

I love how christopher is so controlling of Ade not even the FBI can properly spy on her

[@TSwizzle777]

Not controlling enough I guess.

[@miguelpasamano4995]

She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.

[@bobbyhope9654]

@@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...

[@TheMisterGuy]

@@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't." It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.

[@666olrac]

@@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level

[@Vito-Spatafore.]

Adriana was callin me da whole time Borko was uploading this clip.

[@James_Price79]

I've figured out whats wrong with you, and its some bad shit.

[@moemanncann895]

You parade float! Tones missin a box of mallomars

[@James_Price79]

10 to 11..maybe 5 of

[@willnailer2118]

From the good ship lollipop ?

[@brenthenshaw3585]

Not after you broke her f**kin' chayah.

[@shemp_]

"Wanna say hello to Danielle?" "Not really."

[@stillcovalent]

Christopher’s hand was sweeping for wiretaps on "Danielle"

[@rcaldwel]

Lmfao lmfao lmfao

[@vadimzdonutube]

Yeah imagine if she had a wiretap in her panties

[@YoungShakespeareOfficial]

@misterhumerusback in my day, this would never happen to newly found hoowas

[@arfenmalik1717]

Wiretap on the thigh n going up towards the muffin 😂

[@johnrotten3268]

Danielle was weird though forreal.... She wasn't a good undercover. She just got a very vulnerable target...

[@al1665]

You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on

[@o.gparamount3099]

😂It was her first time going undercover

[@sackjoyer9229]

Michael Imperioli is such a fantastic actor it's hard to believe it's acting

[@bilsid]

it's acting without acting

[@Ishbikes]

@@bilsid😂haha

[@jefffromjersey52]

Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .

[@_lithp]

his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.

[@EugeneOneguine]

I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.

[@jeor1450]

Next vid should be “when Christopher has not been there for Tony 100%”. Would run 25 minutes

[@heavingearth6727]

Tony was the biggest POS on the show

[@joshv3190]

"Hey T....sorry I'm late" -Chris, every episode

[@Unearth164]

Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect

[@Nash9r]

I don't get why Danielle didn't fall in love with Little Paulie. Charming, handsome, overall great dude.

[@izzysteepy7965]

Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Was okay till his face was more glass than skin

[@Minchken]

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!

[@brettpilkington9539]

You should know sweetie

[@raygun23]

Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.

[@jorge.jdm.10]

“I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” 😂😂 imma use that one

[@Brian6587]

😂

[@minnaraiha2979]

Corsette barked at a made guy. Now little corsette works as a couch pillow down in elvis country.

[@shriharihudli]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.

[@hanklesacks]

😂

[@willnailer2118]

The smack crawled into christofuh's arm for warmth.

[@rustykuntz94]

The brain on Adriana ova here. Meets a broad in the mall and suddenly she’s her twin following her around.

[@Supperdude9]

...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.

[@PodcastClips23969]

@@Supperdude9 Context matters, she’s involved in criminal activity with the FBI on them, and out of nowhere “ some girl wants to be her friend”

[@Supperdude9]

@@PodcastClips23969 Fair enough, yes, but 1, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. And 2, the mobsters are VERY wary of this stuff, but not necessarily the girlfriends. Mob wives are, yes, but not the girlfriends. She's not trained to spot plants. I agree with you in that she should have been more careful, but she wasn't. She was too self absorbed to pay attention. And that's what got her done in at the end, her self absorption. She thought things would work out. And she wouldn't have gotten into the car with Silvio without that mindset.

[@jimreily7538]

Lol 0:39 "I gotta get up early tomorrow" "No matter how much the john offers you ?" Hahaha, golden line there from Chris.

[@ArmyJames]

That was a pretty sick burn.

[@ScapoloMichael]

Was he calling her a whore? Sometimes these American references go past me

[@jimreily7538]

@@ScapoloMichael Yep you got it right

[@Kronic_gf]

Chris’s “OOHHH WHAT THE FUCK”when she throws the drink at him is a top 10 “OHH” of the series

[@o.gparamount3099]

That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF

[@michaelb9537]

I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict

[@mackwilkins5167]

“I was trying to say something positive ‘cuz she’s your friend” *gestures* Still one of the best deliveries and lol moments in the show for me personally

[@joeregan3181]

Now Danielle, she had an arc

[@BillBraskyy]

Chrissy is a master municipalator; very hands on, very allegorical.

[@JayyJay92]

What did little carmine mean by allegorical lol what was he actually trying to say?

[@realBarronTrump]

@@JayyJay92 probably Methodical

[@Incel_81]

Chris helped me with my subspecies.

[@axiomaddict]

“…and very intelligentsia…”

[@the-blue-barron2791]

"I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" Chrisie is such a nice guy 😄

[@TheFinalGate_]

That shit cracked me up

[@xavierrodriguez7525]

Cosette was a great character. Wish we could have seen more of her...

[@walidghaleb8579]

What? Was it barking?

[@paulnewhouse5126]

she was cold unfortunately

[@xavierrodriguez7525]

@@paulnewhouse5126 Crawled under there for warmth.

[@mikewellwood1412]

She went into Witness Protection.

[@sarahthule3034]

Chris had 200k life insurance on her

[@TravelsChases]

Adriana : "You wanna say hello to Danielle?" Chris : "Not really!" Who knew , Chris was smarter than any of the others in that glorified crew !

[@raygun23]

Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂

[@darnellmajor9016]

I don't know if it's the accents but these fights be unintentionally hilarious LMAO

[@Aivottaja]

It's like Jersey Shore, but with not retarded people.

[@heatalldayy]

RIP Little Cosette.

[@Yacubisko]

Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.

[@Yacubisko]

@Matt Joseph Give me a break will ya? That purse rat was a fahking disgrace and she never had the makings of a guarding dog eitha. A bit of a poseur if you ask me, total debacle of nature design. And that's that.

[@James_Price79]

All because she wanted a bit of warmth 😔

[@huaijiutv]

Cosette? It's a fucking nickname! The family name's Cosettrelli!

[@silviodante6792]

Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

[@wawawuu]

"You said she was gay" - "Who knows what her problem is"

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

In principle I sympathize with her predicament, Ginny suffered from chronic flatulence and IBS too. At it's height it could take out 6 blocks.

[@moemanncann895]

Shoulda stayed in the car

[@huaijiutv]

It's settled John, so either remove her mole or get the fuck over it!

[@douglaswilke8582]

Only problem with Ade was that it turned into Terminal Flatulence.

[@shriharihudli]

@@moemanncann895 With her 95 pound mole, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.

[@jessefortini4851]

You're tellin me how hard it is?

[@pr0gressd]

Christopher "You know what? Im gonna get high" Moltisanti

[@hardface7590]

He was just reaching for the shine box

[@jonnysupreme]

Sopranos: The trainspotting years

[@James_Price79]

Chrissies cousin the liquidator is my favourite character, I wish they had done more with him

[@James_Price79]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi its a shame his career petered out

[@James_Price79]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi it died on the vine

[@HighPriestVaticanAssasin]

It died on the vine, the guy, he moved or somethin​@@James_Price79

[@Filip-db2tn]

Rare moments where we see how smart Chrissy can be. He knew how to drive Ade away from that girl, even though he only did it for his selfish reasons, bc she was annoying and he dissliked her, and most likely he felt he is loosing full control over Ade. It turned out he saved whole crew from feds here

[@easy0828]

I liked Ade but even Tonys uncle Eckley coulve manipulated her. Plus she has these Stockholm-Syndrome-like feelings when it comes to Chrissy.

[@ShiddyKong]

They talked in this video about how no good deed goes unpunished while Adriana and Chris’ relationship is about how his abuse towards her suits his lifestyle. Which of course, leads to his death

[@noiteroxadveraum8872]

every girl has "Stockholm syndrome" for bad boys

[@wyettmuth8411]

I don’t think this was some sort of Machiavellian move on Christopher’s part.. I think he just wanted a threesome lol

[@JohnDavid-jb8ds]

​@@easy0828 that's just girl shit

[@jonathanrojas6537]

“ you and those fucken videos “ LMFAOOO 😂🤣

[@BiancoCorvette86]

So early I just gotta say....No bullshit, no made-up comments, just a thanks to Borko and that great Serbian internet connection. From a goomba in New Jersey.

[@galaxyglitterlatte4664]

That apartment was always sooo depressing. Sooo dark.

[@louisn1368]

It was cosy

[@PuchitoGuzmán]

David Chase probably made it that way

[@Berserk096-z6v]

Probably done on purpose, most drug addicts i knew had similar appartements and they always live in the dark, dark rooms is scientificly proven it makes people more depressing

[@squeezycakes]

'i was trying to say something POSITIVE cos' she's your friend!'

[@mattlee7210]

Chris thought she had nice ass but he was not going to admit that to Adriana lol

[@daviddavidson713]

“What did you think you were going to do f*ck the two of us?! You and those f*cking videos! ” which videos was she talking about? Borko uploads?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Best comment

[@c.m.f.1]

@@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

2:55 Little Paulie was hilarious in this scene, so Italian lol

[@pmwest7977]

"He can depend on me" *shoots heroin* Sacred and propane; very allegorical.

[@John-Sacrimoni]

Borko why don't you stop judging wet t-shirt competitions in Florida

[@Yacubisko]

Always with tha scenarios...

[@James_Price79]

You're in a good mood!

[@AT-ki8jz]

2:24 ... One thing that sets Sopranos apart from the rest, is the music. "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" - Dean Martin ... Kudos to Don Borko keeping it in his clip

[@chuckwood8452]

Christopher takes out his prick, tells Danielle “hold this for me” smashes her in the face with it.. Vito: “I knew that was comin!!”

[@mmodnao]

There’s an image!

[@Sir-Seaniel]

“Those bags look like Gucci” “He gets them all the time. His cousin is a liquidator”

[@ccx806]

His cousin is an interior decorator He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

[@Brian6587]

Freaking Chris trying to get a three way😂 “She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself”🤣 “Christofah “I DIDN’T DO IT” Moltisanti lol

[@satanicaleve]

Chris is lying to himself about how smoking heroin is more addictive. That first rush one gets from the needle is way more addicting than smoking it. Chris was just saying that to make himself look like he doesn't have a problem

[@Avengerie]

I mean, you have a problem regardless of whether you shoot, smoke or snort it.

[@mariozd971]

​@@Avengerie Yes, but shooting it is the easiest way to kill you or give you diseases like HIV and hepatitis. For smoking you need more of it, heroin addicts don't do it often unless they have access to load of it, because they see that as wasting it, you can shoot or snort few times for the quantity of heroin needed for smoking it. Snorting is the least effective way of using it, you can't feel the rush because when you shoot you take the whole dose directly into your bloodstream , by snorting many of it is stucked and don't reach the whole body system , but is definitely much less dangerous for your health and less toxic - you don't get disease, you don't destroy your veins, by shooting you don't ingest only heroin but all the stuff they mix it into it - sometimes they even cut it with strichnine, which is a rat poison ,it gives some high but can easily kill you. And now with fentanyl , people are dying all the time when they cut with it.

[@o.gparamount3099]

Yea one of the dumbest most ignorant comments n the show lol

[@colderplasma]

0:34 Danielle was enjoying her wine so much she downed it and got rid of the glass within the space of 1 cut.

[@GiantsFan1734]

“You can never trust a drug addict” ~Gus Fring

[@raygun23]

Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.

[@kulio1214]

>trusts a drug addict and dies

[@mariozd971]

It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail. Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol

[@joshuafult84]

Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971

[@jimbob7582]

“you know what? Imma get high.” ahaha

[@raygun23]

That Always ends well. In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.

[@John-sr2hr]

I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.

[@mariozd971]

​@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden

[@NewWesternFront]

you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr

[@ukunboxings2242]

Adriana"What did you think you were going to fuck the two of us" probably yeah, nearly a very lucky man there. 😂

[@samuelcapritta1086]

I wish they had done more with the Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd. He was my favorite character

[@huaijiutv]

After Telemundo leaves the room, HBO says: Borko, I saw what you did. What did you think, you were gonna steal shows from the two of us? You and your fucking videos!

[@douglaswilke8582]

Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.

[@StormAutoAdventures]

You said she had a nice ass! I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend lolololol!!!! 😂 Gets me every time

[@nickamenta12]

I like how he calls someone stupid then says smoking is more addictive than shooting.

[@eagle1458]

Adrianna never had the canopy of a varsity H smoker

[@chriswade9871]

No wonder Paulie thought a dog barking was justification for murdering it. That fucking yapping is awful

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

That's not what he meant, but yeah.

[@curtisbradley5171]

Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right

[@br3akstuff]

​@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...

[@eljean86]

Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.

[@Blashmack]

1:25 Casually yelling at your boyfriend while he is heating up a spoon. Hilarious and sad

[@kirke2139]

Cwistopha’s natural canopy helped him sniff out feds.

[@moblack5883]

Adrianna was naive. Just some random woman starts hanging out. Anyone would think that’s odd.

[@Tony-uy3dx]

6:20 always cracks me up 😂

[@johnglenson625]

Funniest line ever🤣

[@TheFinalGate_]

Gary cooper was gay?

[@Shaythe]

Why do I think that Chris telling Adriana where Danielle got her clothes from was a result of him asking haha.

[@bestgabriel4156]

Chris had some SERIOUS LYRIX (Dudes rebuttal game was INSANE 💯😂🤣)

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Just imagine if he had Madd Dogg's rhyme book. He would have been bigger than OG Loc

[@joeyoung6987]

"With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture." "What, like, the one on the wall?"

[@captainquark9116]

that dog has the most annoying bark of all time

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.

[@PuchitoGuzmán]

Leave her out of it

[@bigalthecrusher]

1 beer left?? borko was over, we had pizza

[@jjthomas8171]

In my mind I use the power of positive visualization to compliment Danielle

[@ohio72213]

"You were sayin she had a nice aSS" lmao the way she says it

[@clc-gl4jn]

Technically, Chris wasn't wrong; she did take his hand and was rubbing it on herself but away from her😂😂😂

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

Adriana: "you said she has a nice ass." Chrissy: "i was tryna say something positive, cause shes your friend."

[@wannawin95]

Borko: You were saying he had nice uploads! Me: use your head, what would I want with SopranosFan57 when I got you?

[@ennuiblue4295]

Most people don't know this, but Cosette was wired for sound. She tried to crawl under the Feds for warmth

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

We need a full Danielle video

[@mike47734]

The fact that he said smoking it is more addictive than shooting it..🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ shooting it is by farrr the most addictive method and is also extremely dangerous.

[@zzzzzz-ti2rv]

He knows that but is trying to be delusional because his girl saying "I'll just smoke it" makes him feel bad about shooting it , so he tries to make her feel smoking is worse. Truly manipulative.

[@gyrogerg]

I gotta remember this video for next time when I need to say something positive about my wife’s friend

[@dfsczar5150]

Adraina "You were saying she had a nice ass." Chrissy "I was trying to say something positive"

[@Gunners_Mate_Guns]

"I was tryin' to say something positve 'cause she's your friend." Pure class, Chris.

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

5:35 If you were in this situation how could you not attempt it?

[@roejogan215]

His cousin was a liquidator & his intervention counselor would break into Stew Lennon’s & get free pork loins

[@williamjones710]

Jesus that first clip made me happy Chrissy sat on the dog

[@Nash9r]

LMAO, thought the same thing :)

[@hotjones81]

Christ! I literally thought that as well. Just Ric Flair chop the little piss mop.

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Brutal but so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@ellemjay]

"Was it barking?" makes sense now

[@Mr7vwf8nzi]

Adriana go take a midol. Danielle now make the coffee.

[@Kalda3]

3:10 the way she says “what’s a matter baby” I fuckin love ade

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

That pocket rat was barking because she was cold. She wanted to crawl under someone for warmth.

[@shriharihudli]

Well she certainly did that, according to Chrissy anyway.

[@lko5545]

“He can depend on me.” -as hes shooting up “When have I not been there 100%” -threatened to sell his story in the first episode like Henry Hill. Almost left for Holllywood at AJs confirmation. 😂

[@jakec947]

“Infallible Pope Tony XXIII” LMAO

[@nyy190343]

What?? It's so hard to rap? He's not wrong... "Up in da club" (repeat 600 times)

[@Snipurss]

Give me one tousand dollars

[@hankhill6469]

@@Snipurss 1000 more?

[@raygun23]

Hate that 😂😂😂 thank god for furio.

[@ArmyJames]

“My bitch, my hoe, my hoe, my bitch.”

[@wawawuu]

"[Smoking] is more addictive than shootin'" It's definitely not, lol

[@mariozd971]

It gives you stronger rush but you need much more of it, basically wasting it. You can snort or shoot few times the quantity needed for smoking. Crack cocaine is the strongest experience , much stronger then shooting or snorting it but is instantly addictive.

[@wawawuu1514]

@@mariozd971 I smoked crack about a year ago, but only because I knew I have next to zero interest in cocaine, wouldn't get hooked because of one try (I am a curious person) and because I know enough people who got addicted and would do like, literally anything for another high. And I don't wanna be those people. I don't want to fuck over my friends. Cocaine is a hole that grows bigger the more of you shovel inside. To their credit, the people who prepared the hit for me wouldn't have given it to me if they had known I never smoked it before. The experience itself was...boring, in a way? It's like a steam engine is rolling through your head, but it gave me next to nothing that I like in drugs. I like amphetamine, because it makes me talkatative and enables creativity and stuff like that, but coke? Like, what's the fucking point, you throw out ten bucks for a high that isn't even sociable, so to speak, and lasts for no longer than 15 minutes, most of which is already beyond the peak. No thanks, I got enough problems, I don't need a cocaine addiction, too (thank god amphetamine is cheap as fuck, not that I would encourage anyone to get hooked on it. Still, the far lesser harmful drug when compared with coke). One thing I recently noticed is that people who would sell their soul for another hit of coke don't only have no perspective in life, they also don't even seem to care for having one (as far as I can tell). And that would explain why cocaine is so much fun for them. There is no point to it. Only when your life is/appears to be (next to) pointless, it makes sense to do something so stupid to yourself.

[@lionsgarage]

You know Quasimoto predicted this.

[@bigbird2170]

The infallible Pope Borko the 23rd and His uplifting uploads. Commendatore Don!

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

"You and those videos...." It's not just heroin Chris is addicted to.

[@Brian6587]

😂

[@covergirl2183]

When dogs bark like that... pay attention... however, Adirianna "dideent"

[@AT-ki8jz]

I was just chipping watching Borko Sopranos clips... Now I'm staying up late injecting El Señor de los Cielos clips... I may be on the endangered species list

[@tnreprasentog7769]

"You said she had a nice ass!" "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend!" Speech 100 lmao

[@T11639]

Mrs Borko: "You and those fuckin' videos!" Borko: "Ohhhhh.....HBO came on to me!"

[@faisalkamal4319]

you said HBO had nice ass

[@Trumpetjoe40]

Danielle started causing disentary in the ranks

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Senator Sanitarium over here

[@vladimirkievsky7635]

“Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd”