The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle"

[@rogueknight77]

“You wanna say hello to Danielle?” “Not really”

[@faisalkamal4319]

Always with the good manners

[@Brian6587]

😂

[@ClutchDaddy7]

Aj levels of social interaction

[@allpraisestothemosthigh9418]

Now that's GANGSTA!!! Straight up homest

[@Tiger3000dk]

@@ClutchDaddy7 The Bosses Son!

[@kylesamyn2080]

First Christopher gave Adriana the diamonds. Then he gave Danielle the pearls

[@eminemisthegoatofhiphop1993]

Ooooooooooooooohhh

[@brenthenshaw3585]

@justgo12642 You should know, sweetie.

[@akshaybahuguna4906]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi I am taking a leak. Hold this for me would ya?

[@brenthenshaw3585]

@justgo12642 C'mon! We're just breakin' balls.

[@bigbird2170]

Of wisdom?

[@shadowisgonnakillya3047]

"I might watch some Soprano Clips." Chrissy:- "Stoonad, that's more addictive than watching episodes."

[@BillBraskyy]

Long bathroom breaks and Borko brought us to this.

[@BillBraskyy]

@@alancarmody8848 you're only clippin'

[@BillBraskyy]

@@alancarmody8848 what, I gotta stand here being threatened now?!

[@jackflanders4480]

This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

[@raygun26]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY

[@Moonlight.Melon.Mounter]

“I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend” One of my fave Chrissy lines.

[@bsp5689]

Very allegorical

[@roman_nersisyan]

@Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house

[@patrickconnors4602]

@Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!

[@guyincognito5706]

Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃

[@dontbugme7362]

Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?

[@DFP]

In my mind I use the technique of positive visualization

[@KentlandVFD33]

Oh yeah?

[@DFP]

@@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom

[@jupiterrising887]

He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂

[@cesarpolanco27]

“You’re feeling negative most of the times”

[@fugyaself2133]

He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.

[@highthai7]

Chrissy knew Danielle was negitive through his positive visualization.

[@lifeisstr4nge]

wheeeeeeze

[@Abde47]

He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her

[@eskegit2876]

He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

No he did ent

[@liloolo]

😂😂😂😂

[@Stormertheboy]

I love how christopher is so controlling of Ade not even the FBI can properly spy on her

[@TSwizzle777]

Not controlling enough I guess.

[@miguelpasamano4995]

She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.

[@bobbyhope9654]

@@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...

[@TheMisterGuy]

@@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't." It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.

[@666olrac]

@@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level

[@jeor1450]

Next vid should be “when Christopher has not been there for Tony 100%”. Would run 25 minutes

[@heavingearth6727]

Tony was the biggest POS on the show

[@joshv3190]

"Hey T....sorry I'm late" -Chris, every episode

[@Unearth164]

Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect

[@CinephileSanityTV]

Make it happen! 💯

[@sackjoyer9229]

Michael Imperioli is such a fantastic actor it's hard to believe it's acting

[@bilsid]

it's acting without acting

[@Ishbikes]

@@bilsid😂haha

[@jefffromjersey52]

Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .

[@_lithp]

his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.

[@EugeneOneguine]

I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.

[@Nash9r]

I don't get why Danielle didn't fall in love with Little Paulie. Charming, handsome, overall great dude.

[@izzysteepy7965]

Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Was okay till his face was more glass than skin

[@Minchken]

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!

[@brettpilkington9539]

You should know sweetie

[@raygun26]

Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.

[@Kronic_gf]

Chris’s “OOHHH WHAT THE FUCK”when she throws the drink at him is a top 10 “OHH” of the series

[@o.gparamount3099]

That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF

[@michaelb9537]

I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict

[@johnrotten3268]

Danielle was weird though forreal.... She wasn't a good undercover. She just got a very vulnerable target...

[@al1665]

You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on

[@o.gparamount3099]

😂It was her first time going undercover

[@minnaraiha2979]

Corsette barked at a made guy. Now little corsette works as a couch pillow down in elvis country.

[@shriharihudli]

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.

[@hanklesacks]

😂

[@rustykuntz94]

The brain on Adriana ova here. Meets a broad in the mall and suddenly she’s her twin following her around.

[@Supperdude9]

...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.

[@PodcastClips23969]

@@Supperdude9 Context matters, she’s involved in criminal activity with the FBI on them, and out of nowhere “ some girl wants to be her friend”

[@Supperdude9]

@@PodcastClips23969 Fair enough, yes, but 1, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. And 2, the mobsters are VERY wary of this stuff, but not necessarily the girlfriends. Mob wives are, yes, but not the girlfriends. She's not trained to spot plants. I agree with you in that she should have been more careful, but she wasn't. She was too self absorbed to pay attention. And that's what got her done in at the end, her self absorption. She thought things would work out. And she wouldn't have gotten into the car with Silvio without that mindset.

[@willnailer2118]

The smack crawled into christofuh's arm for warmth.

[@joeregan3181]

Now Danielle, she had an arc

[@wawawuu]

"You said she was gay" - "Who knows what her problem is"

[@xavierrodriguez7525]

Cosette was a great character. Wish we could have seen more of her...

[@walidghaleb8579]

What? Was it barking?

[@paulnewhouse5126]

she was cold unfortunately

[@xavierrodriguez7525]

@@paulnewhouse5126 Crawled under there for warmth.

[@mikewellwood1412]

She went into Witness Protection.

[@sarahthule3034]

Chris had 200k life insurance on her

[@TravelsChases]

Adriana : "You wanna say hello to Danielle?" Chris : "Not really!" Who knew , Chris was smarter than any of the others in that glorified crew !

[@raygun26]

Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂

[@jonathanrojas6537]

“ you and those fucken videos “ LMFAOOO 😂🤣

[@galaxyglitterlatte4664]

That apartment was always sooo depressing. Sooo dark.

[@louisn1368]

It was cosy

[@PuchitoGuzmán]

David Chase probably made it that way

[@BiancoCorvette86]

So early I just gotta say....No bullshit, no made-up comments, just a thanks to Borko and that great Serbian internet connection. From a goomba in New Jersey.

[@daviddavidson713]

“What did you think you were going to do f*ck the two of us?! You and those f*cking videos! ” which videos was she talking about? Borko uploads?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Best comment

[@reachingandreasoning]

@@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say

[@pr0gressd]

Christopher "You know what? Im gonna get high" Moltisanti

[@Brian6587]

Freaking Chris trying to get a three way😂 “She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself”🤣 “Christofah “I DIDN’T DO IT” Moltisanti lol

[@Sir-Seaniel]

“Those bags look like Gucci” “He gets them all the time. His cousin is a liquidator”

[@ccx806]

His cousin is an interior decorator He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

[@AT-ki8jz]

2:24 ... One thing that sets Sopranos apart from the rest, is the music. "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" - Dean Martin ... Kudos to Don Borko keeping it in his clip

[@colderplasma]

0:34 Danielle was enjoying her wine so much she downed it and got rid of the glass within the space of 1 cut.

[@John-Sacrimoni]

Borko why don't you stop judging wet t-shirt competitions in Florida

[@Yacubisko]

Always with tha scenarios...

[@James_Price79]

You're in a good mood!

[@jimbob7582]

“you know what? Imma get high.” ahaha

[@raygun26]

That Always ends well. In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.

[@John-sr2hr]

I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.

[@mariozd971]

​@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden

[@NewWesternFront]

you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr

[@bestgabriel4156]

Chris had some SERIOUS LYRIX (Dudes rebuttal game was INSANE 💯😂🤣)

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Just imagine if he had Madd Dogg's rhyme book. He would have been bigger than OG Loc

[@ukunboxings2242]

Adriana"What did you think you were going to fuck the two of us" probably yeah, nearly a very lucky man there. 😂

[@wannawin95]

Borko: You were saying he had nice uploads! Me: use your head, what would I want with SopranosFan57 when I got you?

[@huaijiutv]

After Telemundo leaves the room, HBO says: Borko, I saw what you did. What did you think, you were gonna steal shows from the two of us? You and your fucking videos!

[@douglaswilke8582]

Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.

[@GiantsFan1734]

“You can never trust a drug addict” ~Gus Fring

[@raygun26]

Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.

[@kulio1214]

>trusts a drug addict and dies

[@mariozd971]

It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail. Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol

[@joshuafult84]

Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971

[@CinephileSanityTV]

UOOOOHHHHHH!!

[@moblack5883]

Adrianna was naive. Just some random woman starts hanging out. Anyone would think that’s odd.

[@StormAutoAdventures]

You said she had a nice ass! I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend lolololol!!!! 😂 Gets me every time

[@eagle1458]

Adrianna never had the canopy of a varsity H smoker

[@captainquark9116]

that dog has the most annoying bark of all time

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.

[@PuchitoGuzmán]

Leave her out of it

[@Blashmack]

1:25 Casually yelling at your boyfriend while he is heating up a spoon. Hilarious and sad

[@Shaythe]

Why do I think that Chris telling Adriana where Danielle got her clothes from was a result of him asking haha.

[@ohio72213]

"You were sayin she had a nice aSS" lmao the way she says it

[@chriswade9871]

No wonder Paulie thought a dog barking was justification for murdering it. That fucking yapping is awful

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

That's not what he meant, but yeah.

[@curtisbradley5171]

Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right

[@br3akstuff]

​@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...

[@jeancruz9806]

Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.

[@CaptainTrips560]

Seeing Chrissy inject into his toes was the most uncomfortable and goriest part of the show for me. I don’t know why but something about seeing the needle go in like that makes me cringe extremely hard. My fear of needles is one reason I never got into those kinds of drugs

[@raygun26]

I’m not afraid of needles in a doctor/hospital setting whatsoever. But anytime I see people shooting up in tv shows, I have to look away. It’s just so unsanitary, and with drugs, you always wanna do it again, so it’s inevitable that you’ll mess something up eventually. Same here.

[@speedking7224]

I'm scared of injections never touching that shit

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@raygun26 with hospitals I’m afraid of the one in a million chance that my nurse is a serial killer who is intentionally fucking up the injection in a way that will let them kill me without ever getting caught for it

[@mariozd971]

Many junkies do that, because they don't wanna shoot in their arms because people can notice it, others don't have good veins anymore on their arms, they destroyed them and they find other places where they can find their veins, their feet, their legs , even their crotches

[@michaelharrison3602]

I've done it countless times but not in eighteen years nowadays I can't believe I actually done that

[@jakec947]

“Infallible Pope Tony XXIII” LMAO

[@Mr7vwf8nzi]

Adriana go take a midol. Danielle now make the coffee.

[@dfsczar5150]

Adraina "You were saying she had a nice ass." Chrissy "I was trying to say something positive"

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

We need a full Danielle video

[@whippany]

Whippany

[@gyrogerg]

I gotta remember this video for next time when I need to say something positive about my wife’s friend

[@campbellz_soup6071]

5:51 WHOA! What the fuck!

[@Kalda3]

3:10 the way she says “what’s a matter baby” I fuckin love ade

[@trillgates2452]

"I got it under control."

[@lionsgarage]

You know Quasimoto predicted this.

[@DougieDoodle]

His cousin was a liquidator & his intervention counselor would break into Stew Lennon’s & get free pork loins

[@AT-ki8jz]

I was just chipping watching Borko Sopranos clips... Now I'm staying up late injecting El Señor de los Cielos clips... I may be on the endangered species list

[@vladimirkievsky7635]

“Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd”

[@nyy190343]

What?? It's so hard to rap? He's not wrong... "Up in da club" (repeat 600 times)

[@Snipurss]

Give me one tousand dollars

[@hankhill6469]

@@Snipurss 1000 more?

[@raygun26]

Hate that 😂😂😂 thank god for furio.

[@ArmyJames]

“My bitch, my hoe, my hoe, my bitch.”

[@Gunners_Mate_Guns]

"I was tryin' to say something positve 'cause she's your friend." Pure class, Chris.

[@miaouew]

Lol the tag said "Fancy luggage"

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

"You and those videos...." It's not just heroin Chris is addicted to.

[@Brian6587]

😂

[@T11639]

Mrs Borko: "You and those fuckin' videos!" Borko: "Ohhhhh.....HBO came on to me!"

[@faisalkamal4319]

you said HBO had nice ass

[@bigalthecrusher]

Chris with his hand on Danielle's leg... up in da club

[@Levit0522]

In between Christophers toes was a good character..wish they would of done more with it.

[@yoloswaggins1579]

You know what.... I'm gonna watch borko.

[@unknownsource4359]

"You never know I can be on the endangered species list"

[@naskabeer950]

I was tryna say something positive cuz she's your friend

[@williamjones710]

Jesus that first clip made me happy Chrissy sat on the dog

[@Nash9r]

LMAO, thought the same thing :)

[@hotjones81]

Christ! I literally thought that as well. Just Ric Flair chop the little piss mop.

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

Brutal but so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@ellemjay]

"Was it barking?" makes sense now

[@jfjsas07]

Why did Cosette crawl under an adult man's body for warmth? Didn't she realize that she could end up being crashed in there? Silly dog.

[@maybachrob9475]

That would have been a great band get massive genius on the horn

[@ondrejsk5947]

Looks like Adriana was the only one who has heard about learning curve

[@hobocyclist]

Truly one of the greatest actors of all time.

[@nickamenta12]

I like how he calls someone stupid then says smoking is more addictive than shooting.

[@moemanncann895]

Vintage thumbnail 👍👍

[@pabulum28]

I know this is Captain Obvious but the tension before Chrissy says Danielle's a lesbian is great (as you honestly believe for a second he has her figured out as FBI). Again Captain Obvious comment but just saying and all.

[@RayFinkle05]

‘You and those fuckin videos!’

[@simonphoenix3789]

I can't believe he was stupid enough to be shooting up. You'd think that someone involved with the mafia would know better as to how badly that would ruin him.

[@michaelsieger9133]

I’m surprised Chris can use the word ‘infallibly’ correctly.

[@trudykennedy2380]

*infallible

[@Victor020386]

0:53 DAMN, when she dropped the suitcase, LOL. I'm in love :)

[@johnjuarez3835]

The second Mysterious Stranger.

[@MrAs2114eva]

"He can depend on me when the fuck have I never been there 100%" proceeds to go into deep herion nod out

[@kthompson999]

As soon as Danielle rejected Christopher he should’ve let Sil take her for a ride.

[@kena7007]

Or introduce her to Ralph Sifferado

[@ennuiblue4295]

'technically' she didn't, Ade saw her rubbing herswlf with his hand and over reacted

[@brandenbierbaum2279]

Chrissy’s brief career as a mind reader

[@marblox9300]

His left hand just got a little lost.

[@gbolt111]

Danielle's legs crawled for warmth between Christopher hand.

[@belladonna131]

ADRIANA HAS THE NOW LONG DISCONTINUED OPI CURLED NAIL TIPS. I LOVED THOSE TIPS. THEY WERE GANGSTER NAIL TIPS!! REALLY CURVED BOTH BARREL WISE AND OVER THE NAIL BEDS. I MISS THEM ROYALLY. 💔😥. THEY FIT MY NAILS WELL AND I NEVER HAD THEM CRACK OR LIFT EVER LIKE ANY OTHER NAIL TIP. THEY WERE REALLY SPECIAL. THEY DIDN'T FIT A LOT OF CUSTOMERS THOUGH, ONLY VERY FEW.

[@br3akstuff]

OPI? I recognise them as the brand that makes that really good quality polish.

[@jesuspernia8031]

“Wanna say hello to Danielle” “Not really” He must have learned social skills from AJ

[@br3akstuff]

Chris' had the worst social skills in the crew lol

[@katana2k]

“What we have; it’s stronger than any of that shit” It wasnt

[@flisko123]

this bukiak danielle was behaving very strangely, i wonder what was in the back ground

[@generfeld]

HBO: just when everything is finally going good between us borko: shuttup about that ✋

[@arserobinson7118]

2:37 Little Paulie looks like a gameshow host

[@ArkoshKovash]

She lives in apartment 2R.

[@osamashatat]

Damn, got the notification 23 seconds ago and there’s already 312 likes

[@shineboxofiran1899]

Corsette has a nice bark.

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

5:35 If you were in this situation how could you not attempt it?

[@NLSkooch]

In real life Danielle had a young baby. She must have worked out alot to have a body like that so soon after being pregnant.

[@NolanHawkeyeAnthony]

Danielle was hot AF

[@MarkyD1967]

6:17 “What would I want with that skank when I got you?” LOL 😂 ... another classic Chrissy insult of Ade, implying she’s an even bigger skank. Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣

[@zxylo786]

She kind of is. Lmfao

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

What, was she bahkin'? 0:06.... -Paulie Walnuts

[@Steve56001]

Why would I want HBO when I have Borko!?