Christopher Titus • AMERiGEDDON • Full Special

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@MsAdventure531
@MsAdventure531 7 ай бұрын
“Titus: Hysterical and Historical.” Precisely, Sir.
@ValentinSerrano-nj4dc
@ValentinSerrano-nj4dc 3 ай бұрын
Thanks
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus is like the love child of Jim Carrey and George Carlin.
@LogicalQ
@LogicalQ 3 жыл бұрын
Visually... Dolph Lundgren and Gary Busey.
@__-nd5qi
@__-nd5qi 3 жыл бұрын
Lol your pfp
@LiyemEanapay
@LiyemEanapay 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow I never heard of him before I stumbled upon “Born With a Defect” a couple months into quarantine. I thought he’s like Bill Burr with hair
@ChandlerVanFossen
@ChandlerVanFossen 3 жыл бұрын
With a facial structure similar to a young Mark Hamill
@IsaacAllison
@IsaacAllison 3 жыл бұрын
@@LiyemEanapay and much funnier
@lunasweats126
@lunasweats126 2 жыл бұрын
I swear Titus is one of the most underrated comics ever in my opinion
@fenrirsdaughter9880
@fenrirsdaughter9880 7 ай бұрын
I am so fucking jazzed to see this guy on Saturday. Titus, if you see this, your show on fox and Norman Rockwell is Bleeding really helped me through high school and realizing how disfunctional my famil is. You helped me feel normal and like I wasn't alone. You made me feel like I had a chance. I am still here, and you are part of my list of reasons why.
@BB-dr2zs
@BB-dr2zs 2 жыл бұрын
Next to his t.v. show this is my favorite material from him. Arguably one of the most underrated an in my opinion the most underrated of all time. Dude is a genius
@spyda_mang5673
@spyda_mang5673 2 жыл бұрын
You got this buddy!
@RendaJane
@RendaJane 8 ай бұрын
The taint joke is one my absolute favorites! 💙👍🏽 George would have been so proud 🎉
@mikemahoney594
@mikemahoney594 Жыл бұрын
Mahalo Brother Chris for channeling our minds... You, Jonathan, Robin, George and Lewis speak the truth and give us giggle fits. We love you and are so grateful that you are in our lives. Our love to you and your families. Mike and Trish
@harlanmiller
@harlanmiller Жыл бұрын
Just asking here, but I'm assuming you mean Williams, Carlin, and Black. Who's Jonathan?
@DockyardDiva
@DockyardDiva Жыл бұрын
Winters.... he was Robin's mentor
@RendaJane
@RendaJane 8 ай бұрын
His ex wife is the same as my husband’s first wife. 😂.
@faithfamilyandcountry7452
@faithfamilyandcountry7452 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been a Titus fan for 20yrs since his sitcom debut.
@liamduh2490
@liamduh2490 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@okumakamizu3030
@okumakamizu3030 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a participation trophy for both of you. We are so proud of you. 😏
@faithfamilyandcountry7452
@faithfamilyandcountry7452 4 жыл бұрын
Okuma Kamizu aww thank you
@rainliongod7493
@rainliongod7493 2 жыл бұрын
Since he had his show on fox
@A2forty
@A2forty 2 жыл бұрын
@@rainliongod7493 there is a big difference between fox and fox news.
@Cardan011
@Cardan011 2 жыл бұрын
I found this guy’s stand up today and started watching all the specials back to back! Can’t believe I didn’t know about him before!!!
@AngieAtkins
@AngieAtkins 9 ай бұрын
Better late than never ❤
@susanwilson9241
@susanwilson9241 3 жыл бұрын
I never heard of Christoper Titus until I found his specials on KZbin. If I ever have the chance, I will definitely see him live. What a talent!
@georgebliss8262
@georgebliss8262 4 жыл бұрын
I love christopher. Always have since the Fox TV show . He is brilliant and funny as hell.
@danallis6089
@danallis6089 3 жыл бұрын
The tv sitcom was one of the best of all time.
@TrashTalkin
@TrashTalkin 4 жыл бұрын
This is the coolest thing any comedian has ever done. Thanks for releasing your material to the public. I don't have my job anymore, and money is scarce, so any FREE material is absolutely awesome.
@TheAstroChild
@TheAstroChild 4 жыл бұрын
DITO! Titus for President in 2020!! ;)
@rileywagner5788
@rileywagner5788 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAstroChild not gonna lie, given the current candidates, I'd vote for him.
@harleyquinn2258
@harleyquinn2258 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileywagner5788 Im not even from the USA but #TIDUS2020
@RobertXPhotography
@RobertXPhotography 4 жыл бұрын
Cause no one is buying it. lol
@alexandergaus493
@alexandergaus493 4 жыл бұрын
@@elevatedaspirations can't be much worst, that unknown person named Tidus 😉 I am totally with you on this.
@30andfree
@30andfree 4 жыл бұрын
"I pay my taxes... late but I pay them!" That joke just got a little richer
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 3 жыл бұрын
Trump paid his ahead, by years. Just has them pull from his prepayment by what accountants thought his tax debt would be. He just pays in any overage over the amount, rolling any return back into the sum they pull from.
@andrewharvey2326
@andrewharvey2326 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic fucking pun, if that’s what you intended.
@za.5476
@za.5476 3 жыл бұрын
@@nvfury13 defending the invisible wall, eh? (:)
@tornado4518
@tornado4518 3 жыл бұрын
That jst makes you a slave! Hope your happy Kunta,
@bazingaburg8264
@bazingaburg8264 2 жыл бұрын
@@nvfury13 Giving away your yearly salary while enriching yourself from the business your grip on government provides to your own businesses is MUCH older than Hitler, but Trump never had a problem with reading the fuhrer, or adopting his tactics. Except Hitler actually had the balls to exempt a german team from a season for a "lacking show of patriotism". Remember Trump referring to protesting sportsmen as enemies of the state that should get the crap kicked out of? Yeah, that piece of shit Never kept quiet about who he is. What i wanna know is how you can still hold that guy's banner? Surely, by now you've abandoned that fear-mongering sack of hate and self-interest, right? You don't really want that bastard hate-fucking the soul of America into something ugly, do you? Liebe Grüße aus Deutschland, by the way. Shit didn't start with tanks in the streets and concentration camps over here. It started with a hateful populist that scapegoated minorities. Yup, that's the company you keep, running cover for That brand of burn-in-hell evil. Turn. Back. Man.
@flameskull70
@flameskull70 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Titus for giving us laughs in these times. Been a big fan since your first special. And you have one of my most favorite quotes every. "Screw normal. You know why? Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
@NeonfxGraphics
@NeonfxGraphics 2 жыл бұрын
Dude you're literally saving my life with every special. I feel really shit and depressed. Not cause of covid. I was a depressive nugget long before that. But watching your videos is one of the very few things I'm still able to enjoy
@frankcollier5674
@frankcollier5674 2 жыл бұрын
NeonFX fuck depression, I speak from experience myself. Shit in life will happen, you can get thru it , you have before and are still here, you'll never be completely cured, it will always be there, it's taking the right steps to avoid self destruction. I'm so glad you found laughter in Christopher Titus, he's one of my top 3 comic. Cheers my friend
@moniqueferro15
@moniqueferro15 2 жыл бұрын
Hi I know you don't know me 😜 but I'm so glad your watching something funny it will help it's so great that someone else does the same thing as me life can be really sad but laughter is such a uplifting experience and Titus you really have a gift love you and grateful 🤗
@Asyouarenow
@Asyouarenow Жыл бұрын
I been there. This comments a year old, you alright bro?
@kylesuperbaby9616
@kylesuperbaby9616 Жыл бұрын
There is treatment
@reallychadical
@reallychadical 4 жыл бұрын
This special unironically restored my faith in America's future.
@adamtaylor6786
@adamtaylor6786 4 жыл бұрын
I've always loved Christopher Titus, I'm so glad he's been releasing these on here!
@Roboslayer-gc5kh
@Roboslayer-gc5kh 3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus is a national treasure. Your hilarious.
@Jamie-gx8sb
@Jamie-gx8sb 3 жыл бұрын
You're *
@Irisheyes7610
@Irisheyes7610 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamie-gx8sb I almost put the same comment. Lmao.
@Yoder023
@Yoder023 3 жыл бұрын
But.... I thought it was all our "hilarious" Can I have some hilarious too?
@JohnPaton3
@JohnPaton3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yoder023 in russia: our hilarious
@LiyemEanapay
@LiyemEanapay 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamie-gx8sb must have a Cali public school education
@DibbzTV
@DibbzTV 3 жыл бұрын
HUGE FAN! Can’t believe I haven’t seen this yet! Your specials helped me a lot with my dysfunctional childhood - taught me how to laugh and live through it GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK!
@masterson0713
@masterson0713 Жыл бұрын
Get over yourself weirdo
@triciapalton5843
@triciapalton5843 4 жыл бұрын
I saw Amerigeddon live with my daughter in law. I was sore from laughing! Can't wait until May 2. I already got my popcorn.
@michelleschulz4903
@michelleschulz4903 2 жыл бұрын
The "gasm" and "trickle down" had me laughing so hard last night I had to re-watch it 🤣🤣🤣
@mfkrwill
@mfkrwill 4 жыл бұрын
When amerigeddon hits KZbin before spotify XD Saving this for later though. Thanks titus! Cant wait for Carrying Monsters
@redfrofishing65
@redfrofishing65 4 жыл бұрын
"Cause its gonna get weirder" holy shit what an under rated joke
@Wardog01Actual
@Wardog01Actual 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Titus, I salute you! If it weren't for you, I'm not sure I would have kept my sanity this long. Thank you for sharing your gift with us, in such high frequency. Before I die, I hope to shake your hand.
@steveb5448
@steveb5448 4 жыл бұрын
It's very rarely I can listen to a comedian talk politics and still find them funny Titus is spot on, in my opinion, completely agree with a LOT of what he says and I think the differences stem from him talking USA and me being UK
@mduralia
@mduralia 4 жыл бұрын
Titus, I've watched you since your show was on Fox all those years ago and have even had the pleasure to see you live in Charlotte, NC a few years back. I have thoroughly enjoyed the evolution of your comedy. When George Carlin died in 2008, we lost one of the greatest "philosopher" comics; individuals who take current events and/or societal trends and cause us to think about them through laughter. In one interview he admitted that over his career he learned that allowing himself to be himself was the path to his success and I believe this has been true for you as well. You too are one of the greatest philosopher comics and I look forward to the release of your next show. Best of luck and wishing you continued success.
@MoonLight-zj8iu
@MoonLight-zj8iu 3 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite thing about your comedy is how you always circle back. A joke you made 10, 20, 30 minutes ago comes right back up and gets a second round of laughs. Really good execution man.
@sorrowsinme
@sorrowsinme 4 жыл бұрын
Titus!! Send an application form to Netflix!!! Revive the series!!! :D
@whysoserious4716
@whysoserious4716 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no.
@melissapasiecnik7529
@melissapasiecnik7529 3 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all Chris Titus' specials. It's what we NEED to hear.
@rainprince9885
@rainprince9885 4 жыл бұрын
Titus really should run for president. I'd vote for him
@nickthompson9697
@nickthompson9697 4 жыл бұрын
Can't get any worse.
@MrGregoryHawkins
@MrGregoryHawkins 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I’m voting him and I’ll bribe Russia to help
@drumhead7252
@drumhead7252 3 жыл бұрын
2028 arm the children
@c.a.t4607
@c.a.t4607 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh 5 months ago.. When America was slightly less crazier than it is today...
@psychogoreman198
@psychogoreman198 3 жыл бұрын
The UK is just as mental. Stay safe Kenny, you’ve died enough.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
Just slightly 🤔🤔🤔🤔🇨🇦
@MoonLight-zj8iu
@MoonLight-zj8iu 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, we've always been this crazy, now its just plain to see :D
@zhongli4232
@zhongli4232 3 жыл бұрын
Ooohhhh you havent seen 2021 there buddy 👀
@crazyfingers_kc
@crazyfingers_kc 3 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@bjsuggs2122
@bjsuggs2122 2 жыл бұрын
"Let's have a white sale" that made me laugh out loud, thank you Chris for making me laugh, I've been sick. 👍👍❤🇺🇸
@scoobydoo8546
@scoobydoo8546 3 жыл бұрын
You're a solid dude, bc you're the most unbiased comic, and just wanna let you know me and my Dad was a huge fan, everytime I see your specials it reminds me of the times we used to stay up laughing our asses off, would give anything to have that again, but I still got your specials so me and my son can do the same, Love You Titus🤘
@peacemaker-ni4jo
@peacemaker-ni4jo 4 жыл бұрын
Brother you are hands down my favorite comedian mr Titus god bless you stay safe
@rc5254
@rc5254 2 жыл бұрын
Christopher, I stumbled upon you on KZbin and cannot for the life of me understand why I never heard about you or of you before now. Your message resonates with me! I feel your pain and marvel at your art - how you're willing to share your experiences in such an entertaining way. I'm binging on all of your shows... You are top three in my book, but Number One now!
@OS_Fullmetal
@OS_Fullmetal 4 жыл бұрын
Titus, sincere thank you and well wishes to you and your family. Podcasts, tv show, and comedy specials are helping me cope with everything.
@ashleysweet2682
@ashleysweet2682 2 жыл бұрын
He is the best. His delivery is impeccable. Love all of his stuff ❤
@greasemonkey258
@greasemonkey258 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to thank Christopher Titus for putting this out there for everyone to watch. I remember watching him when I was a teenager and I'm still a fan, watched all four specials back to back. 😁 Subscribed.
@bigbasskurt420
@bigbasskurt420 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I just discovered you a day ago... So much missed time, you rock
@jontymalice1336
@jontymalice1336 3 жыл бұрын
He's awesome... My favourite of his is Norman Rockwell is Bleeding, but I don't think its on youtube anymore, sadly. His first and best stand up special.
@DSBenny
@DSBenny 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure to watch his specials in the correct orde. Nr 3 Love is Evol is for me his best on. Enjoy.
@Tripskiii
@Tripskiii 3 жыл бұрын
he had a tv show called titus
@robertpalumbo9089
@robertpalumbo9089 3 жыл бұрын
His fox show is very good
@Cid13
@Cid13 3 жыл бұрын
@@jontymalice1336 it is still here.
@chasity0407
@chasity0407 4 жыл бұрын
It was nice to have someone remind us, how blessed we are! A message of unity!
@DerrickClaar
@DerrickClaar 3 жыл бұрын
"So we voted for the other side of the taint..." DAMN BEST LINE EVER!! So good 👍😁
@TheLovelyRarity
@TheLovelyRarity 4 жыл бұрын
still one of the few comedians who can have me screech/cry laughing even after all this time
@joshuamoore4537
@joshuamoore4537 2 жыл бұрын
You should have some Netflix Specials, you are an awesome comedian.
@seamikki6510
@seamikki6510 Жыл бұрын
They'd never allow it
@forktaildevil38j44
@forktaildevil38j44 4 жыл бұрын
This was pure brilliance! Thank you Chris Titus!
@doonkotube6530
@doonkotube6530 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite comedy special of Titus's. Great American perspectives, awesome lines like "we need to get along or this shit burns down" and some of the funniest jokes he's ever written, like his 2nd math joke and "disenfranchised". I ADORE this special! It always has done picks me up in a when that times I require need where something be to having the saving my life. Thank you Titus!
@mackenzieroberts9916
@mackenzieroberts9916 4 жыл бұрын
This is why Titus is my favorite comedian.
@lindaberg1695
@lindaberg1695 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! Best stand up comic since Carlin! ♥
@ravenspeaks5957
@ravenspeaks5957 4 жыл бұрын
I love this special. I saw him in Schamburg when he toured with it and told him that I loved it and he went, "Even after this show?" Of course! His comedy will always be my favorite
@stevewothers4209
@stevewothers4209 3 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comedian in the world
@MrMartinSchou
@MrMartinSchou 4 жыл бұрын
"How are you millineals gonna survive the apocalypse? There's no app." AP-ocalypse.
@grannyphoenix6520
@grannyphoenix6520 4 жыл бұрын
You Sir, rock.
@v1pero734
@v1pero734 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a human gives me hope for humanity. You, however, have given me hope that comedy will somehow survive. As a (part) Lithuanian, this is monumental.
@kiefermcginty6189
@kiefermcginty6189 4 жыл бұрын
Checkmate, atheists.
@Dark.Shingo
@Dark.Shingo 4 жыл бұрын
I was getting into doing standup and left because I got tired of the shit and drama going on, but you sir do it with such passion and mastery that it's the first time in almost a year and a half that I feel compeled to try again. Thank you for making me laugh out loud once again!
@ghostfenrir1892
@ghostfenrir1892 2 жыл бұрын
This may be a bit late, but I hope you gave stand up another go, and found a way to deal with the shit and drama so that you can do something you seem to enjoy and possibly be passionate about. Good luck out there, friend.
@paulvamos7319
@paulvamos7319 4 жыл бұрын
😂 socialgasm.... Circle jerk! 😂 Love your shows, my service is so bad though that it took me 8 hours to watch a 1 hour 45 minute show. Thank you for the laughs.
@Hriitwwiwnc1861
@Hriitwwiwnc1861 Жыл бұрын
My first time seeing him. He is undoubtedly one of the best, funniest and thought provoking comedians ive ever seen. Im definetly a fan
@ridgerunner_21
@ridgerunner_21 4 жыл бұрын
Those three downvotes better be because this one wasn't released first.
@franktherealist481
@franktherealist481 4 жыл бұрын
There are 69 down votes as of my post... hmm. 69. My favorite number. 😎 I guess hard core right wingers don't like their God, the sweet potato man, being insulted and called out by some one who's more grounded in fact than they are. Yes, Titus is a comedy genius but says more in truth than right wing or left wing politicians put together. And I had to fsct check his claim on Fox news having only 17% facts given as news... it's TRUE. LOL! Man... CNN was actually lower but was before this show came out so... it's all good. CNN is all over the place but still more on point than Fox... even though I still fact check them.
@jasongarcia1886
@jasongarcia1886 4 жыл бұрын
All the those down votes are from the network manager who canceled Titus along with his ex wife and all her lawyers
@joemont7490
@joemont7490 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasongarcia1886 You know how she calls her lawyers? First she draws a pentagram on the floor.........................
@jasongarcia1886
@jasongarcia1886 4 жыл бұрын
@@joemont7490 lol 😂👍
@brianholder7074
@brianholder7074 4 жыл бұрын
How did you fact check that? Where? How could anybody be lower than fox news?
@bishophawk5523
@bishophawk5523 Жыл бұрын
This is the Christopher Titus I remember. And love
@raymicheals4127
@raymicheals4127 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Norman Rockwell is Bleeding
@Oskanwhitchfather
@Oskanwhitchfather 4 жыл бұрын
It's already up. Been up for a bit... EDIT: Or not. Thought it was. My bad
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 4 жыл бұрын
_Probably shouldn't_ hold my breath, awaiting 'Norman Rockwell is Bleeding' Eh?? It's _just_ ONE little, tiny, week away. But I'm _SO_ excited for it! It's been years. It was the first stand up show that I _ever_ watched that pretty _nearly,_ pissed myself laughing! Mr. Titus is a hero. 🤗🥂
@King-ci8sk
@King-ci8sk 4 жыл бұрын
Bump
@TheMrtgamer
@TheMrtgamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@Oskanwhitchfather He took it down
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 4 жыл бұрын
@Traci Dave - 😂😂 What? What'd I say _now??_
@DaveSuperDaveLyon
@DaveSuperDaveLyon 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Chris for posting your older shows during this time. I appreciate it for a personal reason I'll not share here, but I deeply appreciate it.
@tonymontgomery5827
@tonymontgomery5827 4 жыл бұрын
I've said it before, I'm going to keep saying it. Christopher Titus for President 2020! I want to know who his VP will be? Bill Burr?
@numlockkilla
@numlockkilla 4 жыл бұрын
Or rogan
@angelinasecatero7507
@angelinasecatero7507 4 жыл бұрын
Lewis Black
@raventenma1225
@raventenma1225 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see him be the president. But I dont think well see any new specials from him for a while though
@tonymontgomery5827
@tonymontgomery5827 4 жыл бұрын
@@raventenma1225 his next tour is the campaign tour.🗽
@tonymontgomery5827
@tonymontgomery5827 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see the inner retard in the Oval office. Wait..... no low hanging fruit.
@tystephens5190
@tystephens5190 9 ай бұрын
I’ve watched 4 of your specials so far and I’ve come to the conclusion that you are a comedic genius! I’m not sure how many more are left, which I do plan on watching but I’ll be very sad when I’m finished!
@diannegray1872
@diannegray1872 2 жыл бұрын
I watch his sitcom and just fell in love with Titus on 1st episode. So frickin hilarious and I sure wish I would have met his dad and all his moms (lol).
@titianquaglia9468
@titianquaglia9468 4 жыл бұрын
As an essential worker (grocery store) during all of this and having to wear a mask 9 hours a day 5 days a week you along with other great comedians Fluffy, Robin Williams, Brad, Kathleen Madigan to name a few give a great start to my days while I'm stocking shelves before we open, and before I have to deal with rude customers that want to why we have no toilet paper, top ramen, or hand sanitizer. I just want to scream back at some of the "BECAUSE IT'S SITTING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS GARAGE THEY HOARDED IT BEFORE YOU COULD GET HERE'. I will say you definitely top the list in making my day and now that I have been able to take a couple of days off I am really enjoying your specials. I'm a 50 sh grandmother who lives in a small town on the Oregon coast so I don't I'll ever get to see you live Thank You for what you do it keep me from totally losing it.
@_Tim_Allan_
@_Tim_Allan_ 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I have to say about gen x complaining about millennial's participation trophies is, who was the one on stage handing out the trophies, Who where the ones that said we where "special", who where the ones who shoved an iPad in our face when "parenting is too hard". maybe next time realize that we are just Frankenstein's monster and not the evil scientists.
@professionalamatuer8064
@professionalamatuer8064 Жыл бұрын
Chris, thank you from the bottom of my heart for posting your specials on KZbin. They got me through some tough times in the last few years and it was good to have a few laughs at the ready.
@Logan7281X
@Logan7281X 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Titus. Appreciate all your work. Really, Thank you.
@borasca0107
@borasca0107 2 жыл бұрын
OMfluffingG!! I've discovered your name and this video by accident just TODAY !!.... and my oh my, I am hooked and already addicted to YOU! What a masterpiece this was! THANKS!!!
@sirnimbus3498
@sirnimbus3498 4 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you this much. Titus you wonderful piece of flesh, bones, and comedy. Thank you for the laughs. You always fill the void with humor.
@justinboner4217
@justinboner4217 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting all this stuff out for free man. That takes a special kind of person. It doesn't go unnoticed or unappreciated
@frederickfocht741
@frederickfocht741 4 жыл бұрын
"any economy where you have to wait in line for toilet paper" oof. That joke didn't age particularly well.
@christophertitustv
@christophertitustv 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
@AdriusFrostglare
@AdriusFrostglare 4 жыл бұрын
@@christophertitustv I think it aged -perfectly-.
@nickthompson9697
@nickthompson9697 4 жыл бұрын
They told us this is what life will be like with communism. Go capitalism.
@kennnuthatch5724
@kennnuthatch5724 4 жыл бұрын
Only reason tp is in short supply is when anyone sneezes, everyone around them shits themselves...
@ChasingDeathbeds
@ChasingDeathbeds 4 жыл бұрын
I find that joke chefs kiss quality, the irony is particularly glorious imo
@ADVBear
@ADVBear 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best stand-ups that I have ever seen. Bravo, Titus. Thank you for making it available here.
@toko099o
@toko099o 4 жыл бұрын
I always love the writing in this special because it directly talks about the hardest issue with American politics. America has some fantastic parts about it, but there is almost nothing in it that is perfect. Screaming about the imperfection does nothing and breaks the country apart, but acknowledging the problems and not being an asshole brings everyone together. Self loathing and pretending there is nothing to do about any of your problems is how you become an asshole and an idiot. He took the time and effort to balance his opinions on everything he talks about, and it shows with the way everything is talked about. At times its easy to miss this sort of conversation so the fact that this is free on the internet is a great showing that the majority of people don't give a shit about the extreme opinions.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to be optimistic, but after watching things like Jordan Klepper talking to Trump devotees at rallies, it's very hard to not be extremely depressed about a sizeable subset of my country. The thing is saying "agree to disagree", when one person is making claims that are batshit insane and objectively wrong by every measure just so you don't ruffle somebody's feathers is not helpful (this goes for either side of the political spectrum), especially when it concerns things like public health and the environment that effect us all.
@hollowheresy
@hollowheresy 2 жыл бұрын
This should have 50 Million more views
@forktaildevil38j44
@forktaildevil38j44 4 жыл бұрын
" you do know we get a new idiot in 4 years?" Priceless!
@lisamyers5017
@lisamyers5017 4 жыл бұрын
Right 🤣
@firebythewater4477
@firebythewater4477 4 жыл бұрын
But only one idiot replacement isnt near enough!
@rickphoenix5638
@rickphoenix5638 4 жыл бұрын
Trump may change American politics forever, used to be that people with skeletons in their closet would not run for president from fear of being exposed. That was before America knowingly voted in a man with the New York morgue in his closet. We went from high standards to no standard.
@theskullyhippiedude3719
@theskullyhippiedude3719 4 жыл бұрын
Might be the same idiot
@theskullyhippiedude3719
@theskullyhippiedude3719 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Barnett took a drive from Iowa to Florida a few months ago. Saw a lot of Trump 2020 signs on farms.
@thecowboyofoklahoma5866
@thecowboyofoklahoma5866 3 жыл бұрын
CT: "The second math joke I've ever written." Me: And it was almost a minus one.
@chrissoup4683
@chrissoup4683 4 жыл бұрын
I can't thank you enough for uploading all of these amazing specials and the episodes of Titus. You are the man!!! 👊 😎
@alexanderroloff8093
@alexanderroloff8093 3 жыл бұрын
So listened to the new Bill Maher episode(10/24), the entire love is evol special, and the entire Amerigeddon special while I waited to vote. 4 1/2hrs. Thank you Titus for making it pass in humor. Love ya man!
@pr0_tr0ll
@pr0_tr0ll 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Titus., and I was about to ask when "Norman Rockwell is bleeding " was going to be released. Very first special I saw and when I became a huge fan. Thank you for it all.
@felronis
@felronis 4 жыл бұрын
Same for me was the first saw it at a friends house and have been a fan since that day on lol.
@danieldean8648
@danieldean8648 4 жыл бұрын
Also me.
@BrooklynDaDon1
@BrooklynDaDon1 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing. His writing is almost, too, perfect.
@t.johnson2966
@t.johnson2966 4 жыл бұрын
This was a much needed fix because I was about to blow my head off after watching 10mins of Trump's corona-conference! I sincerely Thank you! Cheers from Canada!
@DaVinci368
@DaVinci368 4 жыл бұрын
Tracey Johnson hahaha., I totally agree!!!🇨🇦
@gildedliberty6090
@gildedliberty6090 4 жыл бұрын
There's an off switch. 🙄
@studio1127
@studio1127 2 жыл бұрын
I love this man's brilliant mind.
@JoshJenrayAK47
@JoshJenrayAK47 4 жыл бұрын
"Families were breaking up over it" Coming from a pretty right-wing conservative family, I CAN SEE WHY!!! It's one of the reasons I stay off Facebook--half my family can't stay non-political about it! One of them posted an image of Jeff Foxworthy with the caption "If you think the Corona-scare after 3 years of a failed coup against Trump is a coincidence, you're a dummy!" Seriously...why? More to the point, thank you so much for being a role model to me. A young 20-something man working in a deli through a pandemic with members on the shift that we'd rather kill and family members who take any criticism against our current president as whining or nonsense and just *won't listen.* When I found your 5th Annual End of the World Tour on KZbin, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. And I've continued enjoying your comedy ever since. So thank you, Mr. Titus, for being our anti-depressant.
@Astrochronic
@Astrochronic 4 жыл бұрын
Dude....you do realize they are deliberately lying to us about this Corona pandemic...they are deliberately crashing the economy over a virus that is no more deadly than a bad flu season. This is a fact and everyone knew it, the hospitals are laying people off because they are not allowed to do elective stuff because they need to reserve the capacity for the influx of corona patients that never came...and is never coming, because the FACTS are coming to light now, through anti body testing, more than 20% of the population ALREADY HAD IT and got over it which means the actual fatality rate is much closer to .1% like a bad flu. We dont shut down the economy over the flu, EVER, we dont do it for the millions dying from diabetes or heart disease either....germs are literally a part of existing on this planet and NO AMOUNT of fear of them in any way disqualifies our Constitutional rights. Wake up. VOTE TRUMP 2020.
@nadt5547
@nadt5547 4 жыл бұрын
Nearly 100,000 deaths in an industrialized society is murder. Wake up. Read a book.
@Astrochronic
@Astrochronic 4 жыл бұрын
@@nadt5547 could you be any more ignorant and deranged? Two things, REAL numberd are no,where near 100k, and secondly, people dieing from germs isnt murder you crazy lady. Thank God we have a sensible and courageous President to handle things during this media driven hysteria.
@eatmedrinkme9628
@eatmedrinkme9628 4 жыл бұрын
@@Astrochronic Please stop watching Fox, please. I'm worried for your children.
@Astrochronic
@Astrochronic 4 жыл бұрын
@@eatmedrinkme9628 You are a moron....who still says that? Are you really so stupid that you believe everyone who thinks for themselves, must be programmed by FOX news? Is it because you cannot begin to imagine what it is like to actually think for yourself, you pathetic clown?
@toolguyslayer1
@toolguyslayer1 3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus is one of the most persistent comedians I I hope he goes on and on I bet Bernie Mac George Carlin and Robin Williams are watching him and cracking up
@jcbhudgins
@jcbhudgins 4 жыл бұрын
"Chris Brown's like 'He beat our record!'"" I thought her name was Rihanna?
@matthewweithorn9979
@matthewweithorn9979 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the great insightful for entertainment. In my opinion your the best comedian since George carlin!
@Phoenixheart77
@Phoenixheart77 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed at a lot of this, but cadaver creators broke me. Also, I would vote Titus 2020 before these two candidates we have for 2020.
@jesstheheathen
@jesstheheathen 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed on all points.
@nickthompson9697
@nickthompson9697 4 жыл бұрын
Write In. Deez Nuts got like 10% of the vote in 2016.
@nickthompson9697
@nickthompson9697 4 жыл бұрын
Crazy people shouldn't have guns, lol.
@nickthompson9697
@nickthompson9697 4 жыл бұрын
Don't drag Satan's good name through the mud like that, John.
@Phoenixheart77
@Phoenixheart77 4 жыл бұрын
@John Barney my dude, you've been conned. Your orange messiah cant even tell the truth about things we have him recorded saying. He is nothing but a liar who has accomplished little. He sat on a good stock market that was already on an incline 6 years before his office, he stripped environmental protection so his business buddy could make more money ruining the planet. He wasted money on replacing border fences we already had, that still get cut open, and Mexico STILL won't pay for. And botched a pandemic response because he didnt want to believe it was happening. So before you bow down and kiss the cheeto pinky ring, realize that he isnt a Christian. He isnt honest. And you were, and still are conned. Lmfao.
@Wendyzee1612
@Wendyzee1612 4 жыл бұрын
Titus = worthy successor to Carlin! Love this guy.
@Heyithinkhejust
@Heyithinkhejust 3 жыл бұрын
What??? Nobody could ever be on the same level as Georgie, this guy is his own amazing thing though for sure
@Wendyzee1612
@Wendyzee1612 3 жыл бұрын
@@Heyithinkhejust Agreed. I did mean more in the sense of the voice that asks America "WTF bro?"
@caroljomartin3051
@caroljomartin3051 3 жыл бұрын
Me, too!
@CronusandRhea
@CronusandRhea 3 жыл бұрын
Bullshit
@chiroptera626
@chiroptera626 4 жыл бұрын
YES We're getting Norman Rockwell is Bleeding! It's my favorite.
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 3 жыл бұрын
This one is priceless... timeless! LOVE IT! (I had tickets to see you in SC back in 2013 when I was pregnant but was unable to make it to the show!! Hopefully, you'll come back this way one day!)
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 жыл бұрын
You are very beautiful
@jroden06
@jroden06 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Titus!
@debnbuddy
@debnbuddy Жыл бұрын
I could watch you every day and not get tired of you Christopher, the same shows just over and over. Thank you.
@Starhound
@Starhound 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely needed this tonight. I haven't laughed so hard in a good while. Thank you
@therican5728
@therican5728 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE come back. We need you for 2020!
@bigbaddaddyo9230
@bigbaddaddyo9230 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! After this, I'll be able to say I've seen Titus specials
@amandaleeinglis5308
@amandaleeinglis5308 Жыл бұрын
I have watched your KZbin shows over and over and over again. Each time that I watch a show for the nth time, I still break out laughing. You have been my mental and emotional medicine through this awful pandemic. I think you're awesome for putting this medicine on the internet for free. You are a wonderfully talented man who's been there and back and knows the way blindfolded. Your gift for giving us this medicine is your beautiful woman Rachel. After all the shit your first wife put you and your kids through, you have the Holy Grail now. I've watched some of your podcasts and you can see the magic between you. Congratulations for finding the woman you deserve. The phrase "Thank you" can't be sufficient enough words for me to show my gratification to such a talented man. Thank you for helping me get through this experience we call LIFE. Much love and respect to you and Rachel and your beautiful daughter and son. You deserve nothing but the best. Amanda
@victorstyron5211
@victorstyron5211 4 жыл бұрын
Not appreciated enough, I'm happy one other comic has the balls to speak.
@Yoder023
@Yoder023 3 жыл бұрын
Another one is Patton Oswalt He's got a lot of family shit going on so he wasn't that vocal. However he did say the Trump presidency is sour cream in the sauna xD
@india7680
@india7680 3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@wisdomwolf1651
@wisdomwolf1651 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for being the voice of reason and sanity.
@tstuckel
@tstuckel 4 жыл бұрын
Ok - so I'm watching this special - LMAO when my lady goes "You have to listen to this" - I paused the show - On her screen is a facebook meme - People in BDSM should join the protests - Ok that is a interesting title, read on - If a horde of leather clad and strapped individuals charging the police line (who are firing rubber bullets) and scream "More Daddy , harder....YES, O make it hurt so good" This may cause everyone to rethink all of this craziness. After I woke up from lack of oxygen, I thanked my lady - and thought you should hear about it.
@skeletornee9181
@skeletornee9181 3 жыл бұрын
Titus man I've been watching you since I was a kid. I've always loved your humor
@rd6203
@rd6203 4 жыл бұрын
If you're going to hate, STEAM!!
@ryanmoore8346
@ryanmoore8346 3 жыл бұрын
See, I didn't get this, can you help?
@ghostfenrir1892
@ghostfenrir1892 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmoore8346 "If you're going to hate, steam" in a German accent. In case you never got an answer for what it means. In context, the nazi seminar leader is talking about steaming the flags to get out the wrinkles, however, the reference is that the nazis during world War 2 would put Jewish people in gas chambers. Steam is a form of gas, so it's a bit of dark historical humor.
@ryanmoore8346
@ryanmoore8346 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghostfenrir1892 Gotcha lmao. Dankeh!
@psycostasia8379
@psycostasia8379 3 жыл бұрын
" You just remodeled the bathroom AND kitchen!!" Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Irisheyes7610
@Irisheyes7610 3 жыл бұрын
Thought you were running for POTUS? You would have my vote.
@JamieRobles1
@JamieRobles1 3 жыл бұрын
@Lorraine Armstrong Then why do all the Republicans devoted an entire decade to the Southern Strategy?
@andyb1653
@andyb1653 2 жыл бұрын
The most under-rated comic of our time.
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