A Wife Was Found With Another Man. This Is What Was Done To Her Organs.

[@chubbyemu]

in no specific order: - don't cheat - don't harm one another, in any form, under any circumstance - take care of yourself and be well

[@50Steaks68]

Chubbiest of emus

[@poggerzayedshaikhandroblox4024]

agreed

[@junko4166]

Imagine cheating fr. Just leave bruh 🤷

[@davidp2888]

And don't end up in the emergency room, where we are now.

[@you2uber530]

Cheating is one of the worst things a human being can do to another. No excuses. Break up if it doesn't work for you, but don't ever cheat.

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Never cheat on the shady Taco Truck Doctor Farmer.

[@jamallabarge2665]

He's survived worms and herbicides.... he's not an easy mark.

[@totally_not_putin]

That guy's had a wild life lol

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

​@@jamallabarge2665 this guy is practically invincible

[@slappy8941]

He's had more careers than Johnny Sins. 😂

[@BunnySpaceMachine]

What is "shaddy"?

[@SOCKSofIRONFIST]

I love how one of the Pizza Hut texts says "we are glad you liked the sausage"

[@perfectscotty]

Hahahahha

[@caldowning]

😂😂😂

[@Kristopher_Logan]

It was "I'm glad you liked our sausage" I was like. Which one, the one in the pizza, or the one on the delivery driver.

[@i5ci-r3x]

@@Kristopher_Logan no shit

[@Sleepyshy712]

Ok dose Pizza Hut actually have texting thing 😂

[@iamtheiconoclast3]

That whole story was just incredibly sad. People's cruelty to each other is unreal.

[@ceejayrox23]

And don't fall in love with a scientist. Lol.

[@thinknow1]

or a drug dealer 😂​@@ceejayrox23

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

​@@ceejayrox23I don't know if I could resist

[@memopinzon]

MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND DIDN'T LIKE THIS.

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

Speak for yourself

[@theunbearablejuan]

My boyfriend's husband's wife's son's cousin's nephew hated it 😢

[@SuperDuperSigmaMale]

He's worried you'll get ideas.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Chubbyemu's farts 💨

[@brainbutter3127]

Which one?

[@leejames6800]

The acting and cinematography are always good in Chubbyemu videos but this one is stellar. From the facial expressions to the arguing, this one looks so real. The actor who plays Eric always does great work.

[@MountainCry]

Agreed, I always look forward to his appearances!

[@chrisprescott2273]

He's great, but why does he usually play a scumbag? He's a mega Chad as the kids say.

[@grmpEqweer]

Wolfgang Nelson. Hope he makes it to the movies.

[@infinitejest441]

Jon Ham ladies and gentlemen 😂

[@sestnous]

He is really good.

[@smakfu1375]

Chubbyemu videos have this uncanny ability to cause a strong psychosomatic response thanks to excellent dramatic reenactments, interesting medical explanations, and detailed symptom descriptions.

[@APPEALtoFEAR]

What are you doing using your big school words just use normal words and I’ll understand what you’re talking about

[@maulerrw]

I knew a guy who intentionally gave himself nicotine poisoning. He couldn't quit and figured he would just make himself so sick on cigarettes he would never touch them again so he just smoked about 100 or so in a day. He said he was throwing up and had chills and felt sick for days but that it worked and he never smoked another cigarette.

[@maximredoran3983]

Hey, if it works, it works, just don't overdo it. Gave up speed in a similar way, clean for 4 years now.

[@Sniperboy5551]

You should probably add “PS: don’t do this”

[@chilversc]

Better option, talk to a health provider. For the most extreme cases there are vaccines available for nicotine. These prevent the nicotine reaching the brain, making smoking pointless.

[@Dayone92]

@@chilverscso basically steroids what would make you even more angry 😂

[@bjs301]

That just sounds wrong. A real smoker wouldn't get that sick on 100 cigarettes in a day. I used to smoke 3 to 4 packs ( of 20 each) a day. Decades ago I was in a coma for 3 days following an auto accident, and on my first day conscious they told me I smoked a full carton. Thats 200. I had no memory, so I'd put one out then light another. Several days later I was still at 7 packs a day.

[@HavocDemon]

CW - Cheating Wife

[@ArcticWood11]

Yes

[@Jay_Z.]

Right! 😂

[@tanmayrai2003]

Nah, definitely Cat Woman.

[@Booksarefun-lb1ij]

Actually no, in the description ChubbyEmu credited the actress playing CW as: "Cupcake Windle"

[@MrGared22]

Bruh 💀

[@breezykeegz472]

You know it’s gonna be bad when you start hearing those strings.

[@redsentry9785]

That doom track really ties it all together

[@alexandermendez9013]

NOOOO THE ORCHESTRA!!!

[@Dreamsyouvageulyrember]

@@alexandermendez9013the horror!!! 😊

[@nameless.402]

​@@alexandermendez9013 AAAAAAAH! SCARY!!!

[@ComedyPlastic]

You never get an orchestal intro and a full recovery.

[@storungz]

I love the actor playing Erik! He's so funny! Like in that one story where he was the cook on a food truck that gave some dude worms!! He's AWESOME!

[@hamster_eater_9683]

Watching with my wife's boyfriend. He said if I left a comment, he'd give me my Nintendo switch back.

[@Sashazur]

So did you get it back?

[@axonaxonaxon]

why do you eat hamsters

[@ausername7470]

​@@axonaxonaxon Maybe that's why he took away her Nintendo switch. She ate his hamster lol.

[@NickyBlue99]

Soy face intensifies

[@stocharron2753]

What kind of want ta be man would spend time with his prostitute sperms donner , what a fn looser

[@MrStephen092]

Also, if you eat/drink something and it tastes wrong and/or is hitting you the wrong way, STOP CONSUMING IT To all the people pointing out that ThIs Is obViOus: That's the point of the comment. I commented it BEFORE the part where he said she was tipsy, but it was a comment to express my bewilderment in why tf she kept drinking it if she was having such a bad reaction.

[@ROGER2095]

That's a good lesson. Gordon Ramsey tastes all kinds of weird stuff - but spits it out if something's even slightly wrong. (I saw him spit out Girl Scout cookies!) But he's fit and healthy as a horse.

[@baraka629]

*puts down moldy luchly box* "... Uuuhhh"

[@jordynozymandias374]

No

[@infinitejest441]

Thanks Dr Obvious

[@LilLeanCuisine]

Right but she also wasn’t in the right mind unfortunately

[@NickMate]

0:12 I'm guessing that stands for "Cheating Wife"?

[@stardust_1078]

LOL

[@jada45827]

Solid joke

[@BeefZupreme]

I thought it meant for “caring wife”

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

Close! The second word is NOT "wife"!

[@jaylee9552]

😂 that actually made me laugh ngl

[@catwoman7102]

It’s really sad that they haven’t discovered a nicotinic receptor antagonist as the antidote. Children can easily get nicotine poisoning considering the use of e-cigarettes.

[@johnmcclane4430]

Aren't there plenty of agonists for this receptor?

[@jokercardzz]

​@johnmcclane4430 possibly wellbutrin, but most target the acetylcholine receptors, which can be very dangerous.

[@DetroitFettyghost]

​@@johnmcclane4430not that work in a way to reverse nic poi like narcan to opiates does.

[@jawohlbxb3534]

@@johnmcclane4430 "centrally acting compounds such as bupropion, mecamylamine, and 18-methoxycoronaridine block nicotinic acetylcholine receptors in the brain and have been proposed for treating nicotine addiction." From wikipedia, there are some antagonists but their use as an antidote isnt mentioned and who knows how much they would help as an antidote.

[@Leahm725]

There is actually a medicine, it’s called Varenicline. Basically blocks the nicotine from the brain.

[@joelglanton6531]

My biggest takeaway is do NOT talk to police without a lawyer

[@VeganVampire.]

And recycle your mail

[@rickwrites2612]

Everyone should know that by now. Also don't poison people. If you get caught, there is no way to mitigate that you used 'malice aforethought'. Poison is always 1st degree murder. Catching a lover in the act and immediately using violence that could be construed as an attempt to just injure but results in death, can be mitigated to 2nd degree murder ("crime of passion").

[@andreschiriff4354]

Finally the actor who plays Eric didn't get sick this time.🤣

[@roselane8152]

Now he's making others sick 😂

[@astraeanova4280]

Does that make him a good or bad boy this time round? 😊😋

[@AoiKaze2000]

It's the Soviet version... he's making other's sick.

[@LukeStrife]

​@@roselane8152 He's becoming too powerful!

[@krispynachos9980]

I thought he died when he accidentally poisoned himself whilst working on the farm?

[@akster8434]

If your spouse or significant other cheats on you, it hurts, but just leave the relationship. You deserve much better.

[@cherrelleg8276]

Thank u

[@Lisanicolas366]

not so easy

[@NateB]

Then she divorces you and gets all your money and the kids and the sympathy.

[@MeidoInHebun]

@@NateB Exactly. If you are a man, never marry, there's no upside and all the risk.

[@centralintelligenceagency9003]

Better yet: Do not get married.

[@royceroyce7715]

"What can happen when you unknowingly ingest vape liquid" is a more accurate title and would probably make more people aware of how NOT a prank something like dumping e-liquid into your obnoxious drunk friend's drink would be. I'm just watching this grateful my brother is alive after one of his coworkers did that to one of his drinks as a "joke."

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

Dang. What happened to him? The same thing that happened in this video (aside from the final outcome)?

[@slwrabbits]

Agreed

[@BootyGoblinesque]

@@SilveniumTheDrifter Guessing he was nauseous and white as a ghost for a few hours or more but otherwise fine. If you're trying to kill someone with vape juice you probably really have to be trying to kill them. Also when you're using refillable vapes usually the concentration of nicotine is pretty low because the systems themselves are a lot more beefy than those little disposable vapes are and they're producing a LOT more vapor, I think on average they're only about 0.5% to 1% nicotine? Although there's definitely refillable systems that are meant to mimic/replace disposable vapes where they produce less vapor and take much more higher concentration juice (those probably take 5% juice, sometimes 6% juice), I'm not too familiar with how common those are even though I'm interested in replacing my disposables with one of them. So basically I'm talking out my ass but if I was to guess based on personal experiencing with vaping and vape products and wanting to die after vaping way too much way too fast that he was probably fine and the lady in the video was particularly fucked up because homeboy was explicitly trying to kill her and probably mixed half a bottle or more into each drink, one after another.

[@JessicaO490Z]

That doesn't seem like a joke. That seems like a defense when you get caught...

[@Archaneleo]

Your brother had an attempted assassination on his life. That was no joke dude

[@SangoProductions213]

Here's actual tips: 1) If you have a problem... talk about it. Trying to irritate the other does absolutely nothing but engender resentment with both of you. This also clears up misunderstandings. Famously, humans have yet to develop mindreading. (You are also going to be much happier if you find someone for whom problems can be talked through, rather than spending your life looking for someone who literally will never have any conflict with you.) 2) Don't cheat. Simple. Or if you do, make sure it's close enough to the time you break up with the original partner that there's no real time to be found out. Don't be greedy and insensitive at the very least. 3) If you find the issues to be actually irreconcilable... actually break up. Two people who hate each other should not be living under the same roof. (See tip 1 though - don't let it get that far.)

[@YFZriderdude15]

This is very true, but in some situations, you cannot talk it out. I have a boss who smiles and walks away when I start talking about the problems between us. I also can't get away from them, because we work intimately with each other every day. But, I cannot quit - for multiple, more important reasons. Talking through problems is absolutely the best thing that can be done between two people, but some people are not secure enough with who they are to be so authentic. The profound insecurity they feel stops them from being honest with you, and sometimes, you have no choice but to include these people in your life.

[@fetchstixRHD]

​@@YFZriderdude15: Of course, though I would like to think that romatic relationships are one of the few places where you do have at least more of a choice. Work and the likes, there's less of a choice, and you'll always get those people in environments like that, but getting to at least be with someone who you know enough and who you can discuss things with... but then maybe I'm just idealistic maybe!

[@ettaetta439]

So true! One of my friends literally caused herself problems at work because she didn't talk to a coworker who was slightly irritating her. Instead of clearing up the issue, she instead started being slightly irritating back. My friend is a good person, just petty sometimes, and pettiness doesn't really make for good workplace relations.

[@thatguyonyoutube989]

​@YFZriderdude15 Then why not just bring up the issue every time they come by? Then they'll either have to leave you alone or respond.

[@YFZriderdude15]

@@fetchstixRHD Oh, certainly. With romance, you have a choice.

[@WafaaH]

I told my husband I’m going out to go see my boyfriend. He responded with “pfft you don’t have energy for an affair “ 😂 so true

[@icedirt9658]

Mood

[@spvillano]

Heh, my wife used to joke that I'm too lazy to have an affair. I'd reply, "There is no man lazier than a man too lazy to go fishing and I am that man!" We also used to do "The Lockhorns" numbers at parties.

[@KangwithoutaKangdom]

Yall funny as hell😂😂😂

[@ionceexisted]

@@spvillanosick burn

[@wvvwwvwvv]

Do you vape? 🤣

[@CKidder80]

I'm glad they arrested the dude in this video. He's been serving sketchy food and doing all types of rotten things. It's time they stopped him!

[@scottmoseley5122]

I bet he gets out somehow and continues his mischief.

[@MrGared22]

Look, you gotta give him some slack, he's also accidentally injected himself with farming-relared products multiple times!

[@anayan6596]

He was also a part time doctor while selling Tacos, I believe?

[@astraeanova4280]

This is getting really silly, and I like it. 😂

[@MeloniousThunk]

You’d think a doctor would know better than not washing his hands before he makes tacos! 🌮 💩 🌮 💩 🌮

[@stockstreamtwitch]

I always love it when Jon Hamm donates his time for your videos. ♥

[@chubbyemu]

Thank you!

[@andieallison6792]

Omg

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

The real Jon Hamm?

[@Stratocaster42]

Yes ​@@AnAdorableWombat1

[@shendisackett]

No 😂😂 the actors are listed in the description box.

[@Cavemankind_]

A poison is always in the dosage. Even with water.

[@theletters9623]

Remember kids, divorce papers are cheaper than bail, and no matter how mad you are at your spouse its not worth life in prison

[@electraheart7745]

Facts

[@gorkskoal9315]

^^^^^ This!^^^^ Also! make sure she feels important and wants to be a repeat customer.

[@chainsawplayin]

She'll just take half of what you own, if you have kids she'll get both the kids, half your stuff AND half your salary forever.

[@luongmaihunggia]

Also not worth your spouse's life

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

Especially if you're a dude (the prison part).

[@jokercardzz]

If anyone notices their SO texting with food places, just remember; THATS NOT HOW YOU ORDER FOOD!

[@mrjonesandme8848]

It is in some places 😘

[@sinjin8576]

Its the best way to order sausage or tacos tho :3

[@eightcoins4401]

Tbh, even if she isn't cheating, if she's in Wendy's DMs thats an instant breakup.

[@brockly6434]

​@eightcoins4401 what's wrong with Wendy's bruh 😂

[@JMN0285]

@jokercardzz actually You can text Jets pizza and they’ll take your order like that but they’ll send you a link to pay

[@xenosano]

The cheating clip was peak cinematography

[@tactileslut]

Mike's car came with some foreshadowing.

[@randomguy5404]

Especially the way he throws his shirt at the camera

[@lycheemyusic]

@@randomguy5404 LMFAO so true

[@Romanticoutlaw]

things that are better than a life sentence: talking to your partner breaking up with your partner divorcing your partner separating from your partner but apparently, to this guy, they weren't

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

I was just around the corner, dude! - Divorce Lawyer

[@NateB]

Ready to give the house and his money to the cheater. No fault divorce

[@ascalot1090]

Probably he was the one who paid for a house

[@kathrineici9811]

@NateB Oopsie daisy his cigarettes started a house fire, just after he lost his valuables in a boating accident, so sad

[@spvillano]

@@NateB given that the video related that it was an Asian country, there's a good chance that there was no no fault divorce option available. But, thank you for playing US law is universal law, please play again. But, given the region, I suspect his fate was dire, as murder is seriously frowned upon in most countries and in that region, the death penalty is available in many nations. And while he was a wronged party, murder isn't a civilized option in that scenario.

[@Sorchia56]

I’ve never understood cheaters or spouses that murder each other for cheating. If you’re unhappy, try to fix the issue or get divorced. She shouldn’t have cheated and he most definitely shouldn’t have poisoned/murdered her.

[@ZealousTots]

If I went to Pizza Hut that much, I’d be the one presenting to the emergency room

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

AH is a 48 year old woman, presenting the the emergency room with Hyperpizzaemia (High Pizza present in Blood)

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

It's true. For a while back in the day, I was having 4 or 5 stuffed crust Pizza Hut Pizzas every week. One night I felt like I couldn't breathe, I was hyperventilating and had to go outside. I lived with my grandfather at the time and he took me to the hospital. I was blocked up so bad I required medical intervention. Not sure why it affected my breathing. Back then, I was getting drunk and wasted every couple nights and ordering a stuffed crust pizza. The combination of dehydration from alcohol and constipation from too much cheese probably got to me.

[@jennifergarcia5118]

Hahahahha

[@a.armanhaver6684]

Doctor: What happened? Nurse: He/she tried to out-pizza the Hut.

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

@a.armanhaver6684 😅😅😅

[@chaicat3]

A subscriber was alerted of a new Chubbyemu video. This is what happened to her screen time.

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

Unrelated but vewn pfp????????

[@ConstanceOhara]

Ok best comment

[@chaicat3]

@@IDontReallyWantAKZbinHandle I LOVE VEWN!!!!!

[@sophierobinson2738]

My grandmother grew tobacco. The smell of leaves curing, hanging in the barn, is a smell I will never forget. A wonderful reminder of my childhood.

[@wardrich]

1:05 "she started developing a Vaper habit" my brain flipped "vaper" to "vapor" and suddenly I start imagining somebody who craves humidifiers and fog.

[@melzymoomin888]

The stuff you inhale from vapes is vapour, that’s why they’re called vapes... it’s got nicotine in but it’s not actually smoke. Although the way he said it made me think the same lol. He could have said vape habit.

[@Sashazur]

@@melzymoomin888yeah it sounded odd. “Vape habit” would have been a better choice of words.

[@bogwife7942]

delighted by the mental image of someone who constantly has a fog machine running in their house, filling it with eerie fog that comes pouring out when you open the door. must be hell on the drywall

[@KurusuPanda]

CC spells it vapor, and it's not auto generated

[@wardrich]

@@bogwife7942 "Babe, we must move to London. I hear they have a looot of fog there, and I MUST inhale it all!"

[@quicktastic]

She should have just broken up with him and left if she wasn't happy. He should've broken up with her and kicked her out once he learned she was unfaithful. Separate yourself from toxic situations before it escalates to something like this.

[@MeidoInHebun]

And do what? get a job? when she could just keep cheating and living off the dude instead? You clearly don't know how their minds work.

[@ChloeOHwowie]

​@@MeidoInHebuntalk about making up stories in your head

[@trenaceandblackmetal5621]

She’s a leech

[@МаксимК-я4ы]

​@@ChloeOHwowie it is how it goes in real life too. I can understand sustaining your kid after the divorce financially. But in cases where your partner and you never had any children to begin with, I'll never get why a guy must give half of his assets to a fully grown, adult woman, who can make money on her own. This seems like a legal way to rob somebody.

[@kosmosXcannon]

@@МаксимК-я4ы probably why marriage has been going down for decades

[@sketchreemead6353]

A grad student watched a new chubby emu video. This is how their focus disappeared.

[@noob19087]

An undergrad student worked on his lab report. This is what happened when a new chubbyemu video was uploaded.

[@holdupits420]

A tradesman playing vids on the weekend this is how he didn't get the plat

[@BunnySpaceMachine]

I got my graduate degree in 2017. Now I'm 70K in debt.

[@ComedyPlastic]

A student was awake at 1 am. This is what happened when Chubbyemu posted.

[@marzipanmerci1068]

A doomscroller opened KZbin App, this is what happened when ChubbyEmu's latest video upload pops up at the top of the recommendations.

[@amarug]

I will never understand how couples can start murdering each other. I understand that you can drift apart, that you may find yourselves realizing that you are no longer the same two people that met years ago. Thats sad, but it's in the everchanging nature of nature and unavoidable in some - but how about just ending it BEFORE you start cheating and murdering. It's just insane.

[@adriadelafuente3648]

The early parts of the video tell us that it's not something that happens one day. The guy is presented as being mentally and emotionally abused by the woman, and one day he snaps and tries to off her. Same things happen with women who are physically abused by men, and then murder them in their sleep. It's perfectly understandable to answer violence with violence.

[@TFYS223]

​@@adriadelafuente3648Did your drink get spiked with the nicotine too or is your brain usually this slow? He could've left and gotten a new girlfriend instead of what he did, LOL

[@col.sandersspacemarines1077]

@@TFYS223 dude, do an IQ test - I DARE YOU 😆

[@TFYS223]

@col.sandersspacemarines1077 As soon as you can graduate the 6th grade, brainlet.

[@snowcloudshinobi]

@@TFYS223 that's what he should have done but most men don't have the option of just finding a new girlfriend and after investing a lot of time, emotions and money into a relationship it probably isn't all that practical to try. probably flushed his life down the toilet because he didn't think he could get better and instead decided to get even.

[@egerthainla9392]

She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready, her palms are sweaty, there is vomit on her sweater already, she keeps on forgetting

[@lillianzhan9]

She opens her mouth but the words don't come out

[@Novous]

His mom is spaghetti

[@Rexolaboy]

​@@Novous lol

[@DeterminedTorres]

She really lost herself there

[@NickyBlue99]

Moms spagetti

[@puddinpop1312]

Now that I'm in pharmacy school I'm gonna go back and rewatch all chubbyemu's videos and see what I know

[@doctormary-hs9fr]

Excellent discussion of a complex condition! Love the music! Brilliant as always, thanks, Dr Bernard! 😄

[@chubbyemu]

Thank you!

[@richard84738]

These actors are so good. Total silence but you still get the whole story from their expressions.

[@Slammigon]

I am just glad that Wolfgang Nelson wasn't the person who got poisoned this time. That man's job as an actor for this channel is stressful enough.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

dang, I've been calling him "KZbin Jon Hamm" this whole time

[@andreaa4242]

Damn that’s his real name 🔥

[@astraeanova4280]

Is that rely his name?😮

[@lecantalouprouge]

​@@astraeanova4280 yes, you can check the video description

[@wolfzmusic9706]

​@astraeanova4280 his name is Eric Wolfgang Nelson

[@zealman79]

Taco truck man, noodle man... He's like the Johnny sins of chubby emu vids

[@wardrich]

Just imagine that all the stories exist in the same universe, and are actually a timeline of this evil guy's work.

[@keiharris332]

So you are saying he has an only fans...

[@NoobieToob]

​@@keiharris332 he has only one fan

[@LarkeyFactorial]

bat man, turkey

[@stupidasso6183]

Best comment ever!

[@vidya-mo8mq]

"We're glad you loved our sausage" 1:49 ...💀

[@tanya5322]

Ooh… missed that by watching on a tiny phone screen

[@ModernPlumbingFan]

😂😂

[@Dorkdominion]

NAW THAT'S EVEN MORE CRAZY 💀💀💀

[@mmhm007]

😂 Thank you for sharing 😂

[@krispynachos9980]

Big sausage Pizza. IYKYK

[@Sabotageking]

Please please do more story’s like this. I absolutely love your story telling to the medical explanation. Outstanding explanation. 👍🏻 from me.

[@boatbrain1050]

2:36 you know its bad when he mentions a burning sensation

[@NatiSaednejad]

Pizza Hut out here stealing everyone's wives and girlfriends

[@castillogrande8926]

Nah, Little Caesar stole mine. I miss you Samantha 😢

[@holdupits420]

Stuffing that crust

[@Chellz801]

They got good sausage

[@krispynachos9980]

Pizzagate confirmed

[@Sydd787]

I've been telling that women need to stop going to Pizza Hut. Yall shameless

[@moth.monster]

Even the worst divorce is easier and faster than going to prison for murder so

[@stonerwitch4629]

facts. absolutely mind boggling to me that there are people in the comments justifying or even sympathizing with attempted murder for cheating. idk about you but murdering not out of self defense is a bigger immorality than cheating no matter who you are.

[@TheTacticalHaggis]

So she can get away with half his money AND not have to deal with the consequences of her actions? Hell nah.

[@commenter19393]

I just wanted to say - thank you for the great content! I have been watching you for over 7 years now and am still actively pursuing a career in medicine. Also, your improvements in production value and storytelling are incredible. Amazing storytelling with great accompanying footage. Thank you for everything that you do!

[@FlameDarkfire]

If you’re unhappy in your relationship just break it off. No amount of petty revenge is worth dying over and no amount of money is worth catching murder charges over. He could have afforded a good lawyer that would probably get him a pretty good divorce deal, now he’d be lucky to avoid life in prison.

[@feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644]

"He should have a deal and only give 20% of his stuff to a cheater" chuckhold cope. The man was based beyond belief

[@legacymse7095]

Pay a lawyer to get a good divorce deal? Bro got cheated on for working too much and providing for her. She didn't deserve anything.

[@everyone1liesd459]

This would be ideal If marriage didn't come with the other party getting paid for cheating

[@FlameDarkfire]

@ “I know I’m unhappy with a bitch who cheated on me and literally does things now specifically to annoy me but if I divorce her she gets a little bit of money and I can’t have that whoops! Guess I gotta kill her!” Yall are too fucking obsessed with that idea. So what if she gets alimony? Think of it as some money paid to never fucking see her again. He can make more, he has a good business.

[@herj2075]

with a good lawyer the judge would only give her the house. what a deal!

[@themilkmonster949]

Getting a "we're glad you loved our sausage" text from pizza hut is WILD 💀

[@christopher.m.dickinson0315]

strange text messages from Pizza Hut the past few months but he didn't think anything suspicious of it 😆

[@miles3101]

"The tip must be huge because I always hear the deliveryman happily clapping behind the door"

[@Sashazur]

But she always ended up with a pizza… afterwards.

[@alastairward2774]

​@@Sashazurpizza, cigarette and a blissful smile.

[@amicaaranearum]

@@Sashazur I bet it was the meat-lover’s pizza with extra sausage.

[@3rdalbum]

"Hey babe, sorry about the funghi. Do you want extra sausage tonight? How about some 🍆?"

[@laurapeterson559]

I'm currently in school for my BSN, I use your videos (and off heme review too) as sources in papers and presentations. Now I have professors who like your video. I always get so excited when I see new posts from you, I try to wait to watch them but usually I can't handle the anticipation and crack early. Please never stop posting ❤❤

[@aarontrupiano9328]

look at that. the guy in these reenactments is finally not the victim

[@misteral9045]

It's still straight nonsense to me.

[@reggiep75]

He's levelled up. He no longer has to play the victim.

[@Chris-wn9hi]

He's not in the bathroom, grimacing and holding his stomach for once. 😂

[@davidmirasol8762]

@@reggiep75 If ya can't beat em, join em!

[@marzipanmerci1068]

​@@reggiep75 "you either die a victim, or live long enough to become a villain" 💀

[@djkb125]

I’m on day 4 of no vape. I needed to quit due to an upcoming surgery and nicotine can also, apparently, negatively affect wound healing. I always click a new chubbyemu video ASAP but today’s was especially informative. I had a nicotine patch one time with maybe a rip in it cause it made me so sick! The salivating and nausea was intense. Gut told me it was the nicotine and I started feeling better within a couple hours of removing the patch. It may not be carcinogenic like tobacco but that doesn’t mean it’s without risk!

[@SetiSupreme-d7o]

I seem to be one of these ultra nicotinists then! They didn't let me have any of my nicotine products in the hospital I was at so they gave me patches, the effect was nonexistent so I ripped slices of the surface where the nicotine is and stuffed them under my tongue. No chills, nothing. Just got rid of my cravings. Went through like 5-7 patches a day like that but I'm used to snus that has as much nicotine in one portion than is in a whole pack of Marlborough reds. It's absolute overkill but the dosages have just gone up and up and up over the years but I haven't smoked in years

[@Xander1Sheridan]

it is all horrible for you. It's basically long term torture of your own body that you pay for.

[@anayan6596]

Good Luck for your SURGERY!!!!!! I too had to leave my previous habits for a Dental Implant. And God, would u believe me? Once the habit left till now, I've never had any exposure to it. It's been over a year now........Good Luck, once you leave it, it Leaves You!!!!!! 🫴✨

[@kylebowles9820]

Godspeed; it gets easier after the initial cravings

[@ScouseJazmin]

Honestly, being bedbound after a surgery for a week was probably what helped me quit more than anything! It gets easier, and the money saved is wild

[@SiberianHuskyF1]

New Chubbyemu: *Exists* Me: *Neuron activation*

[@SeverityOne]

But what is 'neuron activation' called in Greek?

[@wyntr1903]

Based

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

Interesting how he framed the wife just having a reasonably average memory as her somehow being evil!

[@JayGatz4]

And framed cheating as worse than murder!

[@legacymse7095]

@@JayGatz4 🤡

[@void_4871]

Idk what it is but thereve beena few past videos (the last one being drain cleaner) where it feels slightly personal and clouded by emotional judgement

[@TheTacticalHaggis]

@@JayGatz4 The killing was cause and effect. Nagging him Engaging in a habit he didn't like CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND Yep. It's called finding out.

[@gjfjfkdksdjjdkeke1309]

Everyone in this situation is shitty, why are we trying to act like these were good people? I wouldnt be surprised either way.

[@Piratewaffle43]

Man, divorce isn't illegal.

[@midn8588]

Might as well be in certain social circles

[@kewlztertc5386]

And infidelity gets you out of Alimony m

[@2percentright]

Still costs you more than half your stuff. That business he built from the ground up providing a good life for him and his whore wife? Half of it is hers now

[@deepfriedchocobo]

lol..for now....

[@geekdivaherself]

​@@deepfriedchocoboThat's what I was going to reply!

[@eliemalki9194]

As a med student every time my attending asks me to present a case I do the PRESENTING hand gesture ☝️😭

[@gmalcolms]

do they get the reference?

[@Jesse78]

When I saw salivation, low blood pressure and excessive sweating along with her vaping and the alcohol tasting bad, I immediately knew it was nicotine poisoning/cholinergic toxidrome

[@aplive58]

Yep. The initial spike in BP and HR were depolarizing bloackade.

[@seraphina985]

Having actually had my own vape fail once and accidently inhaled a millilitre of liquid I was hit with this moment of oh fuck. Fortunately in my case it was not a lethal dose but severe heart palpitations and excessive sweating was the initial response so I called the ambulance to seek treatment as it was clear something was definitely not right. Turned out all that was needed in my case was a mask with elevated oxygen to keep me oxygenated while the body did it's thing and dealt with the poison.

[@sherw7635]

The irony of it all. He really got her!

[@melzymoomin888]

@@seraphina985a millilitre seems like a lot just from one failed puff, that’s like half the tank at once. (I’ve accidentally gotten liquid from my vape in my mouth before, but never a lot.)

[@SetiSupreme-d7o]

​@@melzymoomin888Lol if my vape is out of battery outside I just take the liquid and pour some under my tongue. Freaking love it

[@Lampey22]

13:17 this sentence needs to be in every anti-drug ad/campaign ever. Very well said!

[@kakregax]

15:12 "arizona woman sented to PROBATION for poisoning husband with bleach for months" Imagine having this level of power, unreal

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

The courts aren't biased though lmao

[@user-wz6ck6qk8k]

…That man survived, unlike the victim in this video. “Murder is ok as long as the victim is a woman, amirite fellas hurdurr muh men’s rights”

[@aaronbryan5095]

Modern USA moment in a nutshell

[@aawillma]

He should have chosen better 🤷

[@alienmorality]

US criminal "justice"

[@noob19087]

0:27 That's a shoelace isn't it?

[@wumbojet]

Low budget props are the best

[@insanebrobot9853]

😂

[@mybags_a_dragon]

Yep seen this comment and was like this man seen something I didn’t even notice . Nice one.. good eye…

[@kimmartin2480]

Totally a shoelace 😂

[@slithersly]

The elastic bands on oxygen masks look exactly like taut shoe laces. My hospital uses masks that have white ones.

[@RachelRichards]

If only his wife's boyfriend had bought him a Nintendo Switch, none of this would have happened. So tragic.

[@NateB]

And Reddit gold and chicken nuggets

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

This comment reminds me of that dude that cried to the force awakens trailer lol

[@gqas1247]

Bro's got jokes

[@alwaysright3943]

@@gqas1247 Lmao.

[@alwaysright3943]

@@paradoxicalmadness4507 It reminds me of any dude that's ever lived.

[@jua1682]

Thanks!

[@chubbyemu]

Thank you!!

[@komocode]

anyone else point the finger at the monitor when chubby emu says "PRE SENT ING"

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

I am not a loser.

[@ECHOGEKO]

@@Mr.SpicyIceare you sure 🌝

[@phthalate346]

👆presenting👆 to the emergency room, where we are now

[@lechatbotte.]

Only when we’re in the emergency room where we are now

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

@@ECHOGEKO I am not a primate.

[@ramuneraven]

Cheating is bad, but I feel like if your response is to poison your partner, uhm…. You’re fighting a fire with a flamethrower fueled by Benzene

[@shanaeverowe9626]

But it's going down via my flames not yours haha😅

[@MeidoInHebun]

What else was he gonna do? Divorce her? And let her take his shit and money? F that.

[@Lalabaster]

If she left, he would have murdered her in that scenario as well. He sounded like a horrible husband. So I don't blame her. But according to emu's script, she was "nagging" etc. The pushed sexism is scary but not surprisingly by a male md.

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

​@@LalabasterRight, women never have any agency and don't ever have to be accountable for their actions. It's never her fault 😊

[@Wyattporter]

Surprised it took me this long to find this comment. These people were really not made for each other and probably married too early. Not a fan of chubbyemu’s pinned comment where the first takeaway is “don’t cheat” as if this is at all an acceptable response

[@essteben]

Pizza hut texting is wild lol

[@ceejayrox23]

Another superb video from Dr. Bernard on a topic that everyone should be aware of, no less. Wishing you the best of Holidays, Dr.

[@RCGC480]

1:43 You know your girlfriend is utterly deranged when they decide to call you 'Pizza Hut' through messaging.

[@shanaeverowe9626]

I mean he pbly had her as stuffed crust or something like that

[@Sorchia56]

@@shanaeverowe9626 🤣🤣

[@SarahAbramova]

Bruh the husband literally killed someone

[@NemesisFromResidentEvil]

@@SarahAbramovaStop victim blaming

[@SarahAbramova]

@@NemesisFromResidentEvil you are defending a killer

[@chasebh89]

"it also takes muscarine, also found in-" Muskrats "Muscaria, a kind of mushroom" Darn

[@24pickles24]

So close

[@brendathevehicon]

Its so fucked up how some people skip divorce and just decide that MURDER IS A BETTER ALTERNATIVE

[@electraheart7745]

She should have left him. 😮

[@lubricatedgoat]

​@@electraheart7745He should have left her. But I'm sure in that case she'd try to steal half his stuff, which she didn't work for, as most women do in these circumstances. Disgusting nagging vaping creature need to be ejected.

[@DaleDix]

She was cheating. She should have gone.

[@herj2075]

divorce only goes well for 1 sex

[@leagueaddict8357]

Honestly, there is no need for this behavior at all if your SO is cheating leave, keeps your honour in tact, and see it as an opportunity to meet someone better.

[@sophiashultz9990]

i love this channel so much the way he tells stories and the reenacting of the characters is quite entertaining 💀

[@wmdkitty]

They both suck, dude. She should have just divorced him if she wasn't happy, instead of cheating. Likewise, he should have just divorced her, instead of, you know, trying to flatline her. C'mon, people. Poisoning her wasn't an appropriate response in _any_ possible way.

[@parlor3115]

Hmmm, cheating vs mrdr...cheating vs mrdr, cheating vs mrdr... I think mrdr is the more irrational thing to do here

[@gabrielinostroza4989]

I've seen divorces so hellish both parties wish they had just eaten the 15 years in jail

[@AshraNashal52]

@@parlor3115 Meh. Same same.

[@nightytime]

@@parlor3115 you can say murder

[@diemes5463]

Cheating on someone is extremely cruel, you really don't know how people will react to extreme mental stress.

[@nanopanda]

"He was expecting her not to wke up" Bro people would commit murder rather than go to therapy or confront their problems 😭

[@dawisekrakken7026]

Sounds like she was the problem and not the hard working husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stuffz4040]

@@dawisekrakken7026doubt he was that hardworking honest guy considering he would resort to murder

[@dawisekrakken7026]

@ she started cheating cuz he was working too much. Instead of being a housewife she wanted to be for the streets. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChloeOHwowie]

@@dawisekrakken7026 sounds like he was an abusive and neglectful husband so he deserved to get cheated on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dawisekrakken7026]

@@stuffz4040 you never had your life destroyed cuz of a women. When that happens to you, you’ll understand. 😂

[@ambiebambiboo]

Cheating sucks. I’ve been cheated on in every relationship I’ve ever been in but, poisoning or killing or maiming that person is not gonna help. You’ll just be in a shit ton of trouble and still cheated on.

[@JOEYZ-nq2gn]

Every relationship 👀 maybe the problem is you at that point. Get help

[@alwaysright3943]

Finally a comment that doesn't assume a position of moral superiority and is just a practical observation instead.

[@Cecilia-sendai506]

@JOEYZ-nq2gn Wtf??? why are you defending a cheater like you’re clearly the one who needs help

[@_letstartariot]

@@Cecilia-sendai506I don’t think they’re defending the cheaters. I think they’re saying the OP can possibly learn ways to protect themselves from philanderers. Like recognising negative behaviours and actions in a prospective partner before you become emotionally invested. The commenter could have said it better however.

[@mizuki4002]

​​​@@_letstartariotyou are giving them too much credit. "the problem is you at that point, get help" isn't "you can learn to recognize negative behavior" but "you are a horrible fucker that's why people cheat on you"

[@ms9001]

it's simple, just dont cheat.

[@JayGatz4]

It's simple, just don't murder people.

[@user-Vanessa_zhouzhou]

its simple dont murder people

[@Coolguy-or8ex]

​@@user-Vanessa_zhouzhouit's simple don't cheat

[@dany_fg]

"If you don't need to put it in your body, don't put it in your body" this is a good rule, now if you'll excuse me, I need to breathe the toxic radioactive pollution in the air.

[@holdupits420]

Nicotine pouches ok?

[@c6q3a24]

Your granite bench tops and your bananas are many many times more radioactive than the air. Flying on a plane exposes you to more radiation than an x-ray.

[@marzipanmerci1068]

Maybe you need some O'Hare Air?

[@spvillano]

I grew up in the 1960's, that literally was the case, as well as radioisotopes in the food supply. Still shows up on gamma cameras during diagnostic imaging. The carbon-14 spike from atmospheric testing should fade by 2030 though in the biosphere. By then, TMI will be fully online, so we'll have improved monitoring around here, given the reactor's only a couple of miles away.

[@sigmamale4147]

Do you live in fukushima reactor 4 ?

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Some people will really decide on murder before considering talking, couples counselling or a divorce

[@ThePotionMaster413]

@@ligmasack9038please never get married. ever.

[@Hello-jx2qc]

Wtf ​@@ligmasack9038

[@TheAqualegend]

@@ligmasack9038 ....based? lol

[@s.tar.lin.g]

@@ligmasack9038 😑

[@voidghost8360]

I think if you believe poisoning someone is better than divorce you need to look into professional help

[@mmm-mmm]

a married woman, presenting with a boyfriend, was poisoned...

[@georgeytg]

I don't understand this title, 'it' didn't 'ruin her life'. He killed her.

[@Houtont]

It ruined her "days living" streak.

[@vicc5176]

Euphemism

[@NemesisFromResidentEvil]

Womp womp

[@SnoFitzroy]

well technically the nicotine is what did it

[@okok-tf8rr]

rip bozo lmao

[@fclp67]

Now I will have the "what happens if you drink vape juice" factoid in my head forever, thanks Dr Bernard

[@zsigzsag]

Just don't do it. It taste bad, had a few times where eliquid did not vaporize and splattered in my mouth, not good. Been vaping almost 13 years now, no problems but I vape the regular eliquid, usually 6mg is the highest. Now the salts might have more nicotine in them 30mg I think, i never use salts or those devices The mod (device) she was using look like the type that do use salts.

[@richardharding7767]

"How often we give our enemies the tools of our own destruction" Aesop.

[@uff215]

dropping everything for this rn

[@ji.lliann]

9:01 that’s why you should always try to destroy your addresses when throwing your mail. 🤣🤣

[@MsZen21]

I dont think her cheating gives a reason for MURDER. Why didnt she just leave if she wasnt happy instead of cheating? The threat of murder.

[@warbler1984]

You're breaking real ethical ground here

[@shanaeverowe9626]

People will cheat for the thrill of it. Plus they want to milk the successful husband dry before they file for divorce in case they can't get a favorable verdict.

[@iagas9]

@@warbler1984Ethical ground that Bernard isn’t. It’s a low bar but he couldn’t even clear that

[@diemes5463]

Cheating is betrayal, betrayal is a reason for murder. Not a justification, but absolutely a reason. This is why crimes of passion have less severe sentencing, we understand that under extreme duress people can make bad decisions.

[@emptyemptiness8372]

​@@diemes5463 100%, everyone has an opinion on cheating that changes when they are cheated on.

[@galexian_]

unpredictability: catastrophic

[@dog61]

Poisoning someone is not a correct response to cheating.

[@dawisekrakken7026]

But ruining his life cuz she was unhappy is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UltraYaqub]

@@dawisekrakken7026you’re all over these comments backing a dude you don’t know, who couldn’t figure out how to control his own life Who hurt you my brother, it’s time to move on

[@ChloeOHwowie]

@@dawisekrakken7026 gross

[@marzipanmerci1068]

​@@dawisekrakken7026 to be fair, *he was* ruining his marriage before she was unhappy ☝️

[@Coolguy-or8ex]

But cheating is ok? Wow

[@PlaceOfDestination]

Remember kids - always check if they are still breathing and have a pulse!

[@anonymousanon6913]

Based

[@ambersgrace1]

Cheating is wrong, but being a murderer is worse.

[@MeidoInHebun]

Debatable.

[@SarahAbramova]

^no

[@GoGicz]

not just wrong but straight up disguting and should always be publicly shamed to the max but yes..

[@Coolguy-or8ex]

Cheating could be worse

[@alwaysright3943]

That's just your opinion.

[@napalmholocaust9093]

Leave. Don't cheat, or you're entitled to absolutely nothing. You might lose some things too.

[@neyoid]

7:45 predicting that the husband dumped the vape juice into her drink 10:30 gg ez, gotcha

[@sladeo810]

Passive voice and Wolfgang are doing A LOT of work here.

[@CELLPERSPECTIVE]

In order of increasing severity: - presented to the emergency room - cholinergic toxidrome - WIFE'S BOYFRIEND

[@johnnypham2850]

DO NOT MURDER!!!

[@mariGentle]

Really?

[@meaganfarr2]

NUH UH

[@Reality_Enjoyer]

How about do not cheat and convince divorce is a good enough option and then proceed to legally steal half of your partners s**t and kids and property and then be applauded by a shameless society for what you've done?

[@TheVGMajor]

Don't be an adulterer

[@axonaxonaxon]

LOL

[@craigh5236]

I love the actors you have for your videos

[@peterkapinos277]

Wolfgang is back! He's the next Jon Hamm. Great video as always!

[@scottmoseley5122]

I know a country in Asia where Divorce is illegal ... and whats up with Cheating BF rocking up in an unmarked squad car?

[@ferretyluv]

Philippines?

[@katiebarber407]

the usa is on the road to criminializing divorce it seems sadly. spousal abuse rates going to skyrocket

[@Princessmomoring]

A girl decided to watch a new chubbyemu video, this is what happened to her homework

[@wyntr1903]

Me, but my sleep cycle.

[@ashleyrose5180]

As someone who used to be very addicted to vaping, when I heard the symptoms, my first thought was vape juice in the drink. Nicotine poisoning feels horrible

[@canadaballplayz9999]

Both sides had their severe wrongs. Eric didn't treat his wife well, and CW cheated and deliberately pissed him off whenever possible. Still, Eric went far beyond the point of no return, and ultimately both parties paid the price.