Chuck McGill's Chicanery speech but he's the Phone Guy (Five Nights at Chicanery's)

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse! The Bite of '87! Are you telling me that a kid just happens to lose his frontal lobe like that? No! He orchestrated it!
#fnaf #bettercallsaul

[@treddox5880]

The lore theorists would have a field day if something like this was in the game.

[@dishsoap446]

Matpat would lose so much sleep

[@mistertwister2000]

Was that the defecation of ‘87?

[@CheeseWeegee]

87 after 19

[@Yeezus.808]

@@CheeseWeegee as of I could ever make such a mistake never NEVER

[@emceesmith6665]

@@Yeezus.808 don't beat urself up, you just couldn't prove it

[@pinknolan]

I am not crazy! I know he killed those children! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that springlock suit in the back to hide him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That puppet! Are you telling me that a girl just happens to die like that? No! He orchestrated it! Afton! He always comes back! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I won’t let his soul rest! What was I thinking? He'll never die. He'll never die! Ever since the family diner, always the same! Couldn't keep his son out of the animatronic mouth! But not our Afton! Couldn't be precious Afton! Killing the kids! And he gets to always come back!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

[@DWN037]

I KNOW it was 1987 - one after Chernobyl - as if I could EVER make such a mistake!

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

Why do I feel like the judges are Scott and the community

[@ethansolomon2126]

@@SwirlyCurlyy does that mean chuck is matpat

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

@@ethansolomon2126 indeed

[@Glisten456]

*Cuts to the main four animatronics staring at Chuck with Michael Goodman looking disappointed*

[@SirKrigeon]

Other players are at a huge disadvantage when the battery runs out, but not Chuck

[@JulzGein_]

He uses lanterns

[@uglybetty8747]

@@JulzGein_ nd silver foils

[@skylerahearm4221]

When the batteries dead he unlocks his full power

[@chrisd5554]

@@skylerahearm4221 he gets stronger the lower his power is

[@davidquintingayleard8263]

The batteries are the only thing keeping chuck our of the office

[@kentw3137]

I also start my telephone call by yelling "I AM NOT CRAZY"

[@bostonian4650]

Every time I join a discord call with the boys:

[@bencekocsi4017]

Just like me fr😩🙏🏻

[@bluemagician9724]

Me when I'm calling someone back after they hung up on me because of my spiralling off into an antisemitic rant about freemasons and child sleeper agents

[@TheDamino]

@@bluemagician9724 Kanye?

[@bluemagician9724]

@@TheDamino Not everyone who rambles about Jews is a proper schizo Jews are tier one, masons are tier two, mass societal conditioning by the Illuminati is tier three (or something like that)

[@america6498]

It sounds like it could actually be in the game

[@chickenpants8ccc106]

Exactly lol

[@tarikukrob3222]

Especially the “I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance”

[@america6498]

@@tarikukrob3222 I was thinking the same thing

[@Delta_2209]

@@tarikukrob3222 Henry be like

[@KalvinPP104]

It's gonna be on night 5 or 6)

[@pastacommie8649]

Huell caused the Bite of '87 when he tried to eat Kim

[@killerqueen873]

He tried to rim kim u mean

[@zencitasak]

@@killerqueen873 That's the Yup Guy's job

[@blackirontarkus3156]

@@zencitasak what about rimming the sussy gussy bussy

[@KamiKitsuneVA]

Better Regurgitate Kim

[@johans3164]

But not our Huell! Couldnt be precious Huell!!!!!!

[@mistertwister2000]

*”WAS THAT THE SUNROOF DEFECATION OF ‘87?!"*

[@diskmort]

you mean "the chicanery of '87"?

[@Toybox_blue]

I wish you had seen the flame of '83 (Cuts to the fnaf 3 newspaper)

[@FusionArmorX]

@@diskmort No no, "The Chicago Sunroof of '87"!

[@fartymcdoodoo213]

Closing the door brilliantly nods to the fact that finger isn't having sex right now. Bravo Vince!

[@thatoneguy609]

i would hope not, he’s only a kid

[@cresoma]

Thank you for your thorough and brilliant analysis of this scene and its beautiful symbolism Farty McDooDoo

[@stellaleecampbell181]

The Salamancas get a little, quirky at night

[@randomchannel6416]

@Aaron King and lalo as golden Freddy

[@kefkaROX]

Tuco::Foxy The Twins::Bonnie & Chica Lalo::Freddy Hector::Golden Freddy

[@sugdolomar]

​@@kefkaROX Hector during the power outage: ding ding ding

[@Gemarald]

"YOU THINK NORMAL ANIMATRONICS WALK AROUND AT NIGHT? NO, HE ORCHESTRATED IT, WILLI-" *Garbled Noise*

[@bluemagician9724]

"You think a jaw just happens to close like that?"

[@yg4098]

that actually sounds like it could be a line in a tape or something

[@joaquinwaters1810]

“Five Nights at Fring’s” You recently got a job as a security guard at Los Pollos Hermanos, a restaurant in Albuquerque that was previously connected to a massive crystal meth ring. You must survive five nights without being killed by the animatronics, which are now possessed by the ghosts of four criminals involved with the operation: “Hector,” “Verner,” “Finger,” and “Waltuh.” And, in pixelated cutscenes, witness the gruesome death of the restaurant’s manager the Chicken Guy, aka Gustavo Afton Fring. Decode that, MatPat

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Night 4 was so hard, having to flip between cameras to make sure Lalo shoots Howard while keeping lights on around Chuck was very trying with the power

[@sahilhossain8204]

Ah yes five nights at fring's

[@PercyPineda0123456789]

Five nights at los pollos hermanos

[@pirilon78]

Thank god i just finished season 6 please add a spoiler warning

[@gusbeecher4780]

Me who didn't know lalos kills howard:

[@Random034I]

@@gusbeecher4780 💀 you like me i got spoiled because of a pixar animation of his death

[@djamtz]

I think the Sister Location animatronics are allergic to electricity

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

bro thinks robots get allergic reactions from Electricity💀

[@djamtz]

@@explosiveass_bum5340 I`m just referencing what Chuck said in Better Call Saul, don`t take it too seriously, bro really doesn`t know it`s a joke 💀💀

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

@@djamtz damn i knew it was a reference to that💀. i read the comment multiple times to understand but thought you were serious💀

[@djamtz]

@@explosiveass_bum5340 Well in that case, 💀THIS IS YOUR SPOOKY MONTH REMINDER TO DRINK SOME CALCIUM! 💀

[@paperprince2953]

@@explosiveass_bum5340 I mean, they could definitely survive getting shocked repeatedly. It would hurt though, just not as much as us.

[@JosePeanutMendoza]

The man behind the chicanery.

[@zantos4853]

Based

[@22dallas1]

“He defecated through a sunroof!” Oh no, he broke rule 4

[@JazzTheLass]

must've really hurt him to use that telephone

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

Like a blowtorch up to his ear

[@narlabegins]

I was already laughing, but that ending decimated my sides.

[@matthewbest5421]

Id be scared too if Mike showed up at my door in the middle of the night, he would likely be there to kill you for some reason.

[@bluemagician9724]

@@matthewbest5421 Abnormally large Mike, no less Real talk, tho, Mike is scarier than any of the animatronics except maybe the Marionette or Toy Chica

[@matthewbest5421]

@@bluemagician9724 I imagine him a lot like springtrap, he stalks his prey then strikes when the time is right. He is practically a trained killer.

[@lonleylink507]

I could see this being a night 4 phone call, talking finally putting the pieces together, and figuring out the murder and abnormalities of the pizzaria all leading to a man named Jimmy McGill

[@connor28punaladas92]

I cried in the cinema when Chuck McGill appears, the entire audience applauded

[@connor28punaladas92]

😆

[@nex_ialist06]

Bravo Cawthon

[@halberd-3291]

POV: You’re listening to Henry finding out he was friends for decades with the man who murdered his daughter and many other children.

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

Imagine you're some nobody security guard, you pick up the phone in the middle of the night at some creepy ass pizzeria and some dude immediately screams "I AM NOT CRAZY" at you before going on a wild rant. I'd be outta there before I'd even know the animatronics could move.

[@bobstevenson3130]

Old phone guy: “Hello? Hello hello?” New phone guy: “I AM NOT CRAZY!”

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

The bite of Magna Carta

[@somerandomguy1416]

1:19 The sync is divine

[@boykin740]

what sync?

[@Eduardo45]

what sync?

[@yoshifan33]

The sync in question is Chuck's emphasized "ALWAYS" happening at the same time as the sound of the door closing.

[@Eduardo45]

@@yoshifan33 What sync joke!

[@FoxyGamerLx]

what are you talking about

[@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy]

*Chuck calls his local Pizza place to file a complaint* Chuck: "I AM NOT CRAZY...I know they swapped those pizzas...I just...couldn't prove it..." "I ordered one with Mozzarella & Prosciutto...1 number after Margarita..." "As if I could ever make such a mistake...Never...NEVER..." "Then this idiot stoner college kid put his boss on the phone to lie to me...covering his tracks so to speak" "You think this is something new? This...this...poor customer service & slow delivery?" "Oh...your pizzerria has done worse..." "That billboard...promising that you will deliver within 20 minutes or else the customer won't pay..." "Are you going to tell me that any sane man would fall for such a scam like that?" "NO...HE ORCHESTRATED IT...CHUCK E. CHEESE" "Your pizza delivery boy DECORATED MY HOUSE ROOF WITH A PIZZA, because he's agitated that his wife left him" "And I savored it anyways when I shouldn't have" "I took a ladder & scrapted the cheese of my own roof" "And the cheaky delivery guy demanded the full price & even a tip" "What was he thinking?" "He'll never change, He'll never change" "Ever since I was 9 & celebrated my birthday with my family over there, just couldn't even make the effort to slice our pizza" "But not our Chuck E....COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS CHUCK E...." "Watering down the coke & replacing italian ham with cheap synthetic veggie bacon & overcharging customers...STEALING THEM BLIND..." "And he gets to be a nation wide family friendly mascot & pizza joint?" "WHAT A SICK JOKE" "I should have called my brother Jimmy so he could defecate all over your restaurant & then I'd bribe the health inspector to pay you a premature visit, so he'd shut you down for good. And you...YOU...have to shut it down..." lol XD

[@SaurikSI]

LMAO

[@sahilhossain8204]

Hmm yes nice lore

[@neonal18]

Chuck: “No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sun roof!” That one image of Matpat: “I dunno about that one, Chuck. If Jimmy really slipped his tush up into the roof of a car to take care of some jury doody-“ _the image changes to the warped smiling expression_ “it’d definitely be more of a *moon roof.* “ *Game Theory intro plays*

[@VonKey.]

_Man, FNAF's lore is amazing. Such attention to detail._

[@omalleycaboose5937]

bravo vince

[@thexylophone]

@@omalleycaboose5937 bravo scott

[@Eduardo45]

2:00 It caught me off guard, I was watching it on TV

[@somethingnotinteresting]

It's impresive how Chuck roasted Slippin' Jimmy for 1 entire hour, without losing his main point

[@OvertheHedge06]

Imagine if this was the actual phone call in the game back in 2014 The fanbase would've been waaaaay more confused

[@gforce07]

Power goes off and instead of the music box it’s the better call Saul intro

[@whyareyouevenreadingmyname950]

Five Nights at Los Pollos

[@Rebelrose]

This unironically does put a different perspective on the game, Like the previous night guard is talking about a previous employee or man behind the slaughter and the silence before he dies.

[@SethIsTheBethst]

Thank you for making this lmao

[@Pangloss6413]

This has call of duty zombies hidden radio energy

[@scraub8913]

this is totally like a night 4 kinda call, just some random lore drop

[@sillycookie]

Henry begging anyone to listen that William is a dangerous and conniving man, but it all falls on deaf ears. In the end Henry hates himself the most for not being able to see through his supposed "old friend's" charade.

[@dachel683]

Bravo vince

[@sahilhossain4335]

Bravo Scott

[@sahilhossain4335]

No wonder he wants to end it all in FNAF 6

[@gckos2451]

This really adds to the fnaf lore

[@BeSillyKissBoys]

I love the part where Freddy defecated through a sun roof

[@Robert-jq8wr]

Sun Roof of 87

[@torenchao]

hearing the 'HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF' line while casually checking cams absolutely sent me

[@natratcritter]

This Easter egg is found when you find the hidden sunroof in the back and press Q to do the secret Chicago Sunroof. Only then will you have access to this secret call.

[@mhomer89]

The lights keep Chuck away...

[@lokiinepe]

BB/BCS community will never stop surprising me with their new memes ideas

[@memememe7081]

I hate when Lalo jumpscares me because I forgot to ring Hector’s bell after he comes out from the vents.

[@brobs0463]

The Chicago Sunroof of ‘87

[@brandonhuynh4528]

Better Call Fazbear

[@noobtownscivilians917]

basically a recording of william arguing with his wife about micheal

[@sahilhossain8204]

Very accurate lore

[@RedF0XDelta]

Can you imagine if Phone Guy accidentally butt dialed you on the final night and was like begging for his life with one of the animatronics? Idk, seems kinda cool.

[@SomerandomShmuck]

*The lights flicker above, you breathe the cold ventilated air. It's quiet, night three. It's been a wild ride, you think. You wonder which one will move first, it almost kills you with excitement. You sit there, until the phone rings, breaking your focus. You quickly hit the speaker, as then a loud, more disgruntled man, similar to the phone operator's, answers abruptly* "I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE KILLED THOSE KIDS, AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE, NEVER, NEVER! I JUST- COULDN'T PROVE IT! AFTON COVERED HIS TRACKS, HE GOT INTO THAT STUPID SUIT AND KILLED THEM! YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING? YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? THIS? THIS CHICANERY!? THERE'S BEEN WORSE! THOSE KIDS! YOU THINK THAT FOUR KIDS GO MISSING IN ONE NIGHT, THE SAME SPOT, JUST HAPPENS?! NO! THAT PHYSCOPATH ORCHESTRATED IT! GODDAMN WILLIAM AFTON, AND I HELPED HIM! I SHOULDN'T HAVE..WHAT WAS I THINKING!? HE'LL NEVER STOP! HE'LL NEVER STOP! EVER SINCE HIS SON DIED, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME! COULDN'T BE HIM, COULDN'T BE OUR LITTLE AFTON! KILLING THOSE POOR KIDS! AND HE GETS TO GET AWAY WITH IT!? WHAT A SICK JOKE! I SHOULD'VE ENDED IT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! YOU-YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM, PLEASE YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM!" *He hangs up. It leaves you uncomfortable, with thoughts that electrify your fears. What quickly started all as a theory manifested into reality. The smells coming from the suits, the moving at night, the weird breathing..all of it. It was sitting right infront of you the whole time.*

[@NateDawgg420]

“I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1984 one after the bite of 83 as if I could ever forget!!”

[@brotallysadical]

bravo scott

[@The.Rooster]

I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know the date was 87! I knew it happened in 1987, seven after eight. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just-- I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that game theorist at the game theory channel to theorize the new date 1983 for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. Sister Location! Are you telling me that a new game just happens to be released after the previous game was meant to be the last in the series? No! He orchestrated it! Scotty! He defiled the series with FNAF world! And I followed him! I shouldn’t have. I added him into my own game collection! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since 2015! always the same! Couldn’t keep his his hands out of the lore timeline! But not our Scotty! Couldn’t be precious Scotty! Scaring them blind! And he gets to be a game developer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

[@Thembothegreat]

You should have made it sound like chuck stopped cuz an animatronic got him

[@slacksv]

I lost my data on FNAF and I didn't feel like playing through the nights again to get to night 5 to make it accurate lol. Good idea tho, maybe you can do it?

[@OvertheHedge06]

Its weird how two vastly different pieces of media can effortlessly crossover like this

[@SaurikSI]

LMFAO, THE ENDING MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING! Very well done!

[@Thatannoyingtgirl]

damn i guess chuck stopped being a lawyer and start working with chuck e cheese

[@gonzalocruz4234]

Chuck E. Gill's

[@fleperd7021]

LMAOOOOOOOOO THE MIKE ANIMATRONIC IS AT THE DOOR

[@artemaleshchenko3620]

I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1987 !

[@Maw0]

I was expecting a Chuck jumpscare right now, but this is even better.

[@sirmaggot2020]

This makes me imagine someone having a meltdown because they know what Afton did but can’t prove it

[@yellow6572]

If you start a phone call with “I AM NOT CRAZY” I’m going to think you’re crazy, that you can’t remember the numbers or prove anything

[@kuyanhits]

i love how the most replayed part isnt even the chicanery speech

[@deemwinch]

Waltuh

[@username4735]

This feels like a phone call I would pickup at my retail job. And at the end of the rant I finally ask what he wants and he just wants to know how much the milk is

[@ManinTidyWhities]

Watch as MatPat of Game Theory makes 100+ videos that the BB/BCS universe is the same as the FNAF universe

[@setyx.]

Imagine someone calls you and just yells IM NOT CRAZY

[@LJK69420]

This is what William Afton sounds like

[@WiloPolis03]

This is highkey genius. I mean you even edited it to have the Phone Guy cadence. 10/10

[@walidhmd]

Chuck is probably the purple guy because he actually died in a fire

[@connor28punaladas92]

Sure

[@zoruasgang740]

This is brilliant oh my god

[@vanillamanila8394]

The Bite of 1216

[@T.Rizzle]

The audio was really well done, appreciate the quality meme

[@asimplepie2279]

Purple guy orchestrated it!!! Oh our precious William

[@teddyawesome5197]

📞 HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

[@WillOfMyD]

I love that "I AM NOT CRAZY" is the first thing you hear when you pick up the phone! XD

[@bobusamogus]

You think someone happens to be stuffed into a Freddy Fazbear suit like that? No! He orchestrated it!

[@maxpowerthedestroyer]

This is the moment that Freddy Fazbear became Chicanery

[@foxy2003_]

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!!!

[@carllombard5237]

Jimmy sharing a Cinnabon with the mall guards receiving a phone call from Chucks ghost while the guard goes to the john.

[@cyntrovert5005]

the chicago sunroof of '92

[@sahilhossain8204]

WAS THAT THE bite of Magna Carta!?!?!?

[@FinnMcCoolOfficial]

you could add literally ANYTHING THERE in its place!

[@v616sirius]

amazing quality

[@ShasOSwoll]

Chuck caused the fire in Freddy's Pizzeria by kicking the lantern over

[@Rclarke115]

Now I just want Michael McKean to play Henry Emily.

[@thechosenjuan8776]

What a sick joke

[@lukethekuya]

Bravo Vince

[@rook513]

This fits so well 💀

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Bravo Scott!

[@yokolee5243]

He needs too see this

[@slip4510]

I knew he swapped those numbers it wasn't 83 it was 87!

[@anthonyvin8717]

Ngl I was waiting for a jump scare lmao. It's funny you can hear Mike muffled through the door

[@PapaLuge]

This is high art

[@toxenzz]

This actually happened. It did. That’s how Saul knew about arcades in the shows. After Saul moved to Albuquerque he worked security in one. This is a deleted scene Vince didn’t feel right putting in.

[@ranstuff1370]

iam not crazy crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a rubber room with rats and rats drive me crazy

[@Jman_96]

Someone calling you and saying "I am not crazy!" Off the rip would be wild.

[@mr.quilava2062]

I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS, I KNOW IT WAS 1983, ONE YEAR AFTER THE DEATH OF HENRY'S DAUGHTER

[@TheFantasticODD]

The description hits hardd 😭😭😭

[@highriseheaven]

Yo, this is too good 😂