Chuck Norris vs 30000 Zombies Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

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[@onilink00]

Soldier- "Sir, they outnumber us 15000 to 1" Chuck- "Good, I was getting tired of unfair fights"

[@yksarang80]

so fake. Chuck Norris doesn't need hours to take out only millions of zombies.

[@bonuskard]

just bite 1 of them and C-virus will do the rest.

[@casimiriii5941]

zombies run from Chuck Norris.

[@DrippedInMagic]

Chuck bites zombies and gives them the " B-virus " " BadMothaFucka-Virus "

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

yksarang80 By all the math I've seen,it should only take Chuck about....Damn he's done!!!

[@professorchaos8355]

yksarang80 of course its fake dumbass its a fucken simulator

[@chadholloway6500]

and after 6mins i still don't know what or why i am watching this. i honestly thought it would be much more interesting.

[@derrickenoch1776]

Pro tip: you can watch series on flixzone. Me and my gf have been using them for watching all kinds of movies recently.

[@juancorey4138]

@Derrick Enoch definitely, been watching on flixzone for years myself :)

[@anthonypizzi2108]

this is chucks daily PRE work out.

[@snakeish8667]

Then he eats a white dwarf star for his 5AM breakfast.

[@iceiandernorth8307]

Red Hood And then he lifts 10 Neuron Stars at once for his 10 PM workout

[@iceiandernorth8307]

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris are you able to defeat 1000 year old deities that have absolute control over time, fate and density?

[@iceiandernorth8307]

Chuck Norris In your dreams

[@iceiandernorth8307]

Chuck Norris What powers do you have that can counter theirs

[@mr_sir1533]

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

[@Dr.ArkTard]

Justin Sanders that doesn't make sense unless you are a pervert dumbass

[@BrettPexx]

Mostly sunny with some sun

[@2Much2lose]

Brett Pexx lol I wondering

[@RealGhostHawk38]

Brett Pexx LMAO I JUST NOTICED THAT

[@MrMuffasah]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people then the grenade blew up.

[@pabloreyes6884]

and after that, the grenade exploded haha

[@JnoseAll]

MrMuffasah omg that's hilarious 😂

[@wp2746]

MrMuffasah good one :p

[@karenmitchellduba3378]

MrMuffasah zdy

[@jonaskarlsson3380]

Det blir en lång tid tar det att komma dit och kolla på det här med. Jag är inte helt nöjd med att jag inte har någon som har 5. 5yyuyy66yy7yjkjkxjrjifkjufikfkikiiilkiijug8hkyy4tjookgyuuuui 377rnf8rkr7rjri4nrrieoe7idkkerkndkekkekkekrkk3bjjrjj3jjjjejjj3jk3j33kk3k3kkekekekkek3kekk3k3k3k3ok3llekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkekejjdidieor8rrjrr7377777777nkkkkuufjfjkdkdkdkkdkdkdkfkkfkfjjfkfkkdndnri

[@linkblade0]

Mountains weren't made by geological activity. They're the funeral mounds of Chuck Norris's victims.

[@davemc2606]

linkblade0 chuck Norris once got a sunburn, we haven't seen the sun since.

[@jamesroderick4292]

when a zombie apocalypse happens chuck norris doesn't have to worry about surviving the zombies do

[@99mrpogi]

The zombies are trying to survive a chuck norris apocalypse

[@lebrusk6044]

Chuck is invincible nukes are like hot shower to him

[@tangmo801]

Le Brusk เ

[@samsungwin3313]

Le Brusk กก

[@owentrevallino9767]

Le Brusk and I love the new video and the best

[@FruitShake]

Chuck is like a hot shower to the nukes

[@ExcuseMe881]

Le Brusk Except the nukes don't hit, they turn around and fly the other way

[@Original-Juice]

When the Boogey Man goes to sleep at Night he checks his closet and underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.

[@--ODiN--]

No, he's babayaga hired to this boogeymans situación.

[@thegraydirewolf9325]

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for the zombie plague. Too bad he never cries.

[@Daniel4646]

Next time do a "Chuck Norris All By Himself vs. 30,000 Zombies".

[@Ralph1826]

Ok zombies don't scream like roman soldiers Also chuck Norris so tough he makes onions cry

[@nicholsjoshua15]

One of Chuck Norris's hobbies is taking long walks through black hole and he also enjoys dividing by zero.

[@acewilliams7917]

Chuck: I don't need a weapon. I am one.

[@77ponch77]

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet...he scares the shyt out of it

[@shanewaite9276]

click bait no mention of the heroic 4 marines and 4 Spartans lol

[@louis1443]

shane waite they are there for filler

[@michaelmartin1532]

don't forget there weren't even 30000 zombies there was like 26k and half were orcs

[@--ODiN--]

Not my applause to the soldier backwards cos he was the problem wearing a thompsn un 30mins of vídeo. I prefer a m79 for this AOE cases.

[@we-arefamily1215]

heroic 5 Marines and 5 Spartans*

[@FelixNeo88]

more like Chuck Norris & Unlimited Ammo Machine Gun Marine vs 30,000 Zombie/Orc

[@ExcuseMe881]

Felix Neo THIS TOMMY FIRES SEVEN-HUNDRED FREEDOMS PER MINUTE

[@johnrobi0]

I have $5. Chuck Norris has $5. Now Chuck Norris has $10.

[@geriott609]

Wos the puching sounds are Ultra-Realistic

[@harrywilson1139]

Geri Ott I hope your joking

[@paulerate]

hhhhehHeHEHEheheheHEEHhE gO tO tRuThcoNtEStcOM, reAd tHe pResEnt

[@thebigboi5357]

Paul Reeves why do you feel the need To TaLK LIkE tHiS

[@INITIAL-AS]

now we know what to do if there is zombie apocalypse..

[@LarryMarston]

God made Chuck Norris because Clint Eastwood needed nightmares.

[@JacquesFD]

30:07 Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet died on impact.

[@ronniegonzalez3811]

Your battle simulator was off by 30 min and 54 seconds

[@mastersplinter2857]

😂😂😂😂 this comment is so underrated 😂

[@luisaleman3732]

was chuck holding back

[@kingdarryl7592]

Luis aleman Chuck was taking his time. Mr. T had called him and told him he was running late because he couldn't find one of his gold chains lol

[@yung-stephen]

Luis aleman no the soldiers and spartans were just in his way

[@pokerclown7922]

Jesus walked on water... Chuck swam through land.

[@C33dis]

The corny dialogue from the soldier took out most of those zombies

[@cheeseycheese3162]

MERICA

[@amirb.2287]

1 US marine vs 10.000 zombie?

[@ironfistfreddie]

I hear this is how Chuck Norris warms up before hitting the weights......

[@superninja7694]

aren't most of the zombies Uruk'hai?

[@savagepiesavagepie5601]

chuck norris once bite by zombie after few hour the zombie became human

[@Dr.ArkTard]

savagepie savagepie Chuck Noris once bit a zombie and after a few hours it became human. U need to check your grammar

[@azrael1986]

Lone Wanderer 360 4 no he don't bite one m8 it bit him and it turned you really don't know how Chuck Norris jokes work

[@VxnnxeThaRapper]

You don't help chuck Norris, Chuck Norris allows You to participate

[@kylelucien7632]

Norris decided to take a warm up before working out.

[@johnking9999]

With his marine who fires unlimited ammo if he got bored

[@JohnnyForehead]

As if Zombies would have an apocalypse while Chuck Norris still lives.

[@tipilomafatongia1881]

[after the battle] Chuck:so when does the horde come?

[@RoninTF2011]

You know that Chuck Norris has died 10 years ago? Its just that the grim reaper couldn't summon the courage to tell him...

[@thegraydirewolf9325]

lmfao "Today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun".

[@AidanDownes_KH]

haha never thought I'd see Chuck Norris take on Uruk-hai

[@RetroMaticGamer]

The real Chuck Norris wouldn't have had to fight 30,000 zombies - he'd just stare them down until they exploded on their own.

[@trumpanzee8831]

OH, THE HUMANITY! Such carnage! I heard that ever since Chuck's birth in 1940 that roundhouse kick related deaths has increased by 30,000%.

[@JoaoLucasK]

When Chuck Norris goes take a bath, he doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at the showerhead until it cries

[@mtmjedi3046]

When Chuck Norris was in school the teacher didn't teach him. He tought the teachers.

[@factorrealidad]

Truth be told, thats a sunday after church for chuck norris

[@MrRealTalk]

Legend has it that Chuck Norris took on 30000 zombies in one day dnt believe me...... then watch the fuckn video

[@speralta8243]

Lightning never strikes the same place twice, because it knows Chuck Norris is looking for it.

[@brothazoot]

That overhead zoom out of all those zombies is terrifying.

[@thenasiudk1337]

the greatest battle in universe?

[@Fawkes2574]

You should do one with...... (whatever type of enemy or monster you want, could be the Uruk-hai and Orcs from LOTR, for example) vs AHHHnold in the form of Commando, "Dutch" from Predator, Quaid from Total Recall, and of course, The Terminator.

[@mickrunner34]

I don't think Chuck Norris needs a gun, he invented "Blue Steel"

[@edschramm6757]

and the only reason that soldier had so much ammo was he was blessed by chuck norris, who granted him the power of conjure amunition

[@Alrucards]

Vierynbryn Actually he was using Chuck Norris childhood super soaker.

[@edschramm6757]

which also explains how that soldier survived

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

Vierynbryn there is a funny joke about that from a guy named Arj Barker. He said "I learned a lot about history playing games like Battlefield. Like, did you know that during D-day, off the coast of France there was a shack. In that shack, was a haystack. Under that haystack was a barrel, and beneath that barrel, was unlimited grenades." I probably fucked the joke up, so check out Arj.

[@grantcleveland4506]

Chuck Norris after battle "Thanks for the warmup"

[@99mrpogi]

Zombies are trying to survive a chuck norris apocalypse

[@sesshorin738]

Chuck was once asked to join the walking dead, he polity declined and stated the zombies deserve a chance to survive

[@ZacHawkins42]

Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Chuck.

[@Ruffi0]

"Todays weather, Mostly sunny with some sun"

[@ClarkKulper]

these videos are just so...... fulfilling to watch.

[@vamtheanomaly]

All i hear for the lone ww2 soldier is that alley scene from the original Mask movie with Jim Carey. "And for you......aaaaaa...TOMMY GUN!!!"

[@Alrucards]

Chuck Norris right punch is so hard he created the BROKEN universe. YYYEEEESSSS!

[@neocg0782]

In that situation, chuck norris would say "you go ahead and run, I'll catch up in a second".... and when you got to a safe place he'd already be there... smoking a cigar

[@R00KIEo87]

this creativity of the structures should be introduced on consoles

[@jAgUaRkurt]

Legend says, God made Chuck Norris out of his own rib...

[@MrNes28]

sounds like chuck norris is slapping them :P

[@MistaCen]

lies! Chuck would have leg stomp the ground causing a tidal wave of sand and rock crushing them all.

[@ok-pv1uj]

Hes just making it easy

[@ColossusOfChodes]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[@MrTheonlyone751]

Did anyone else noticed the "today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun." To?

[@jacksonvoase2556]

Chock Norris doesn't read books he stares at them till he gets the information he neeeeeeds

[@brcarter1111]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a zombie, and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the zombie turned back into a human.

[@johnward2101]

great job! I love the camera shots, they look like little ants from the distance

[@Matt_Matt96]

Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun..... 😂😂😂

[@robt9922]

Chuck Norris does't stub his toe, he accidentally breaks chairs, steps and curbs.

[@peterteeuw8244]

Standing on the mountain of corpses, Chuck Norris remains unfazed by a double nuclear strike.

[@thebernardpurpose2525]

Bloody Mary tried the Chuck Norris challenge once and got scared to death.

[@OdeeOz]

It's the power of BEARD! LOLS

[@psykickpsykick6828]

Chuck Norris is sleeping with a pillow under his gun.

[@sebastiansoria200]

When a zombie apocalypse starts Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. the zombies do.

[@XV88tau94]

This Tommy fires 700 freedoms per minute! Lol

[@PowerHouser]

Inaccurate. 1 chuck norris slap= 1,000,000 zombies dead

[@sillypinkmate]

The 88th Blade Still innacurate. 1 Norris slow ass bitch slap = 1,000,000,000 zombies blown

[@PowerHouser]

호섴중 Thats now innacurate. New scientific fact..1 chuck norris slap= nuclear holocaust= destruction of the space time continum=end of our universe

[@Fawkes2574]

Both of you are inaccurate (

[@madmatmp]

Chuck Norris and Union Jack Jackson. What a team. 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

[@jimmyfarrow6486]

Chuck Norris' morning warm-up.

[@thedude0000]

They named a street in LA _Chuck Norris Ave_ ; however, they had to change the name immediately. *NOBODY* crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[@remyzandbergen4376]

Chuck Norris would let his moustache explode so that each and every zombie would be killed by one diehard Chuck moustachehair.

[@via403]

if you listen you can hear Chuck whistling

[@prodigalb.7676]

Chuck Norris used sign language in the womb to tell his mother he was ready to come out.

[@hengkygunawan300]

The Dancer Genos When Chuck Norris sleeps, the whole world freeze waiting him to wake up.

[@johnnyle8018]

Chuck Norris fart is what started hurricane katrina.

[@azrael1986]

The hurricane would get blown away by Chuck norris

[@justinthompson6364]

1 Chuck Norris, 30000 zombies, 30 minute video... 1 thousand kills per minute.

[@tipilomafatongia1881]

Wow Chuck actually stayed fighting for days

[@sumboredazn]

what did i just watch for half an hour..... XD

[@StevenWhiteAceGoober]

25,948 is a bit off from 30,000. Still fun to watch. :)

[@emanonymous]

look at all those zombie corpses piling up... is this how chuck norris formed the mountains of the world?

[@kylereese2279]

Today's weather mostly sunny... with some sun? It really says that

[@fj6075]

can you do it mad dog from indonesia vs chuck norris

[@tidepods7334]

And that is how the zombie apocalypse will come to an end.

[@hilljack7159]

And that's how Mt. Norris was formed!!

[@KllerMonkey132]

When chuck norris uses the toilet he doesn't flush and he just scares the shit out of the toilet.

[@datboibarlos6766]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris joke tells you.

[@kungfu7020]

A zombie once bit chuck Norris...and it became human again

[@MediHusky]

I think theres a glitch, I saw chuck norris' punches for 1. For 2, He only kills 1 zombie per punch? I may be lowballing this but 1 chuck norris punch delivers enough power to heat russia into a tropical paradise for the next 4000 years. How are the surrounding zombies not incinerated by sheer proximity.

[@MrBigShot110]

Why did I fall asleep to this?