Apple's $3500 Nightmare | Chuckle Sandwich

[@bignoob24]

Schlatt is so happy when a royal figure feels pain.

[@JT205_]

He’s on a killstreak

[@Tom-t2d]

@@JT205_ word

[@pingunootson2291]

So does Scotland and Ireland.

[@KermitDominicano]

Monarchies shouldn’t exist, based Schlatt

[@beabzz_]

@@pingunootson2291you're acting like the whole of england is for the monarchy and patriotic 💀

[@noneknowstheswagger]

if someone called me neurospicy i would happily invite them to call me a slur instead

[@shocked-by-your-nonsense]

if someone called me a slur I'd tell them "someone's feeling neurospicy~"

[@bedmanner]

@@shocked-by-your-nonsenseyou wanna get neurospicy

[@shocked-by-your-nonsense]

@@bedmanner Return to 10

[@kirito7935]

We already have a better word for this term sounds better too

[@goodtimepoke]

As an educator, the reading problem falls onto their parents mainly! If they aren’t being told to read at home or aren’t valuing it at home they won’t learn it at school because they know they can skate by without knowing how to read.

[@danielcampbell2411]

Sounds like you suck at teaching

[@A_Toaster]

The children have a skill issue

[@evan4686]

@@A_Toaster bad spawn

[@Rumplegirlskin]

On one hand I agree. However, my love for reading started at home (around 4 is when I was addicted) but it was continued through school. My parents just bought the books I wanted, they didn’t make me read. My teachers were awesome! Book reports were not boring because we did fun projects that correlated with the book. I don’t blame teachers, but I do partly blame the federal and state education system. They took out everything from book reports to real essays. I’m in Texas from the west coast and Texas lies to the community and imposes tests that cause teachers to only teach kids to pass the test. Why? Just for funding. And the teachers are soooo passionate here. They are upset and overworked. But every one of them who really wanted to teach for good reason hates that they can’t teach the kids in the ways they know works. 27+ kids in some classes. It takes both. Kids spend (should if they go to bed) more awake hours in school. That is why we need unity, not pushing responsibilities off on others. I hate when parents say, “When they are with you they are your responsibility.” However, I don’t like that teachers can’t get the respect they deserve and that eventually trickles over to their mental state and passion.

[@jakejuicy]

This is compounded by the No Child Left Behind act that was passed in the states, which assures that children will pass each grade to stay with their peers even if their grades dont reflect them actually learning anything. So its their parents not enforcing it and the school system not caring whether or not they actually do

[@udontknowme00]

Almost forgot that these are recorded weeks in advance and thought the joke at 0:22 was that Schlatt killed twomad

[@lr-]

This is how I learn Twomad died???

[@A_Toaster]

​@@lr- well fuck, same.

[@itzchrisiplier4758]

WHAT NOOOOO NOT TWOMADD

[@CruelUnknown]

Reading comments keeps me more in the loop then anything else

[@ic236]

Also revealed that he was NOT a good dude

[@too-epic]

i went to a dermatologist in 2017 and he was wearing google glasses and i thought i was gonna wake up strapped to a table without my organs

[@kactus1889]

Good to know he only took unimportant ones

[@naxy7741]

@@kactus1889 yeah, like half og mya brainsas asghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@mrspiderlord3873]

Bed and Scat are so lucky Tucker collabs with them, literally made them.

[@SplatMaster-vy9xr]

So true

[@egg_64.]

So sad he kicked slimecicle off because he was too popular:(

[@31SonicSuper]

Tucker sounded so offended that you didnt initially bring up the dress with the pigtails LOL

[@secretlyconfused]

LITERALLY

[@LeahNenk]

The Chuckle Sandwich podcast just got me through a 1,500 mile drive and I think I might've died of boredom without you guys. Not that I had much choice, because my cats would start crying any time they stopped hearing your voices. So thank you from all of us lol

[@gogogorm]

Chuckle sandwich is brainwashing your cats

[@vall182]

@@gogogorm political indoctrination

[@MemeL0rd13]

​@@vall182and as we all know cats actually keep humans as their pets.

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

The cats are in too much emotional agony to meow. Schlart scares all.

[@RowexYT]

Chuckle Sandwich never fails to keep me company in valentine

[@A_Toaster]

Too bad Ted just points and laughs at us for being lonely.

[@GG-pk8ux]

More spinx i need it

[@tehyachow]

Schlagg has the children locked away...

[@lospereye]

…in the basement?

[@stepver2273]

@@lospereye Schlagg has the children locked away...

[@OutOfPocket389]

Witch of the woods

[@derekfoster4499]

Schlagg has the children locked away…

[@_yoshiXD]

chuckle sandwich is the perfect podcast to listen to while stealing a 64 year old's 18-wheeler truck on highway 487, made my day

[@nicolasportocarrero1781]

Now this is a podcast I'd eat a printed picture of Schlatt to

[@HighPandaa]

Now that’s… dedication I think.

[@danlikesthings8247]

18:35 Tucker getting more and more into being the children (especially the girl) from hansel and gretel fucking killed me "Yes... yes!)

[@manny72512]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while searching for the kids that “Schlagg” has locked away

[@Raphe9000]

You'll never find them ☺

[@aarontimm]

​@@Raphe9000yes i will you don't know me. you dont know me

[@diurnarius8722]

Those kids want to be locked away and made to do labor

[@MariReal67]

I love watching Ted and shit talk about random stuff while pumping radon underneath Buckingham palace.

[@Quadrapus-cq1rp]

Schlats been down in the catacombs studying the cancernomicon

[@wormgirl77]

schlattacombs

[@VanishedGull4]

Schlatt may or may not have sealed a man behind a wall in the catacombs.

[@jessgelato]

I will never be able to unsee those fingers. They will haunt me for the rest of my life.

[@_h202_3]

The Sphinx section is the BEST part of the whole podcast. We need a full episode of it!!!!

[@spencerruston406]

The king also doesn't elieve in chemo. Will be taking herbs and potions instead. He's not lasting long lmao

[@maheonoguilloux-chevalier9478]

As a part of the majority of commenters on this episode, and a fellow mutton chop jerker-offer, I just wanna say that I would love another sphinx section to the episode

[@dariusbyrd8829]

As a Pennsylvania listener, I will say two things. 1. The accent you guys listened to was specifically a heavy Pittsburgh accent (from a web series called Pittsburgh Dad) - and yes it can get definitely that fucking stupid. Source: "neurosoicy" person who often overly enunciates and had been living in and directly around Pittsburgh (at most 20 min drive) all 24 years of their life. 2. Getting out as fast as reasonably possible has been main goal since like age 9. And hey, if all goes right that should be by the end of this summer, so y'know it's looking up. Anyways, love yinz and the pod as always - one of my favorite pieces of content to consume every week.

[@skull_solder59]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away...

[@CaptainIceMuncher]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away...

[@Stonkzy]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away…

[@coalrocks]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away...

[@a_plastic_bag]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away…

[@firewallxx7114]

SCHLAGG has the children locked away...

[@ManMan-dj1qx]

As someone who had lived in Pennsylvania for my entire life, I have never heard a single person utter the word Yinz. 32:40

[@Steve-fy5zr]

This is the perfect podcast to come up with versions of the “this is the perfect podcast to” comment to.

[@Tredecim1331]

The apple vision in public looks like someone's wearing snowboarding goggles while tripping on mushrooms, just grabbing at nothing

[@molassesjuice]

i love being from new york only for the reason that i understand the lore that schlatt talks about while ted and tucker are in utter shock

[@HenryIsBoredd]

MY SANDWICH NEEDS SOME CHUCKLES IN ITTT

[@darkdollar4000]

fly high loschlotomy🕊

[@TheEyesThrone]

“I dont know anyone whos got fingers like that besides the king of england” is such a funny sentence

[@4Four_Studios]

Ted's talking about how pictures are Egypt's language as if every single letter ever invented isn't just an image too.

[@bigPauliee]

yes but hieroglyphs are literally just pictures of what theyre meaning to depict. oh i just realised you probably thought he was talkiing about arabic

[@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat]

This is the best type of episode they could make. Random, but isnt forced and feels natural

[@MNTNHMESMO]

Had a terrible day at work today. Nothing like sitting down to watch chuckle sandwich to make it worse.

[@nathanlopp5549]

We need another Schlatt sphinx section! (I love his chops)

[@J0hnTh3Druid]

As a PA resident I want to leave so bad but it has its claws dug into me already, its to late.

[@murpheyholloran1067]

Even to this day, it warms my heart that after Schlatt basically made Ted's career, he still has him on the podcast despite everything Ted has done to him and others. ALSO, yinz is just a Pittsburgh thing, not all of Pennsylvania. We do not claim Pittsburgh, we are not a monolith.

[@dillonroos5145]

If there’s not a sphinx section in the next episode I’m going to have a total and COMPLETE mental breakdown.

[@jack_the_wendigo]

Congrats on a million guys, been here since the episode numbers were in the 20s and I hope you keep it up!

[@adamfrederick5682]

I never imagined that I’d see Schlatt watching Pittsburgh Dad, I feel like he just walked into my home

[@LeeRogers113]

I will not stand for the Pittsburgh dad slander in this episode

[@adamfrederick5682]

@@LeeRogers113 I know right

[@nousername8162]

I want to clarify that steven hawking was on the island because of a scientist conference, and the whole short people thing is a joke made by tiktok that somehow grew into misinformation

[@TheOceanMan11]

I love the sphinx segment. Please don't stop.

[@hawkcreeper1211]

It's very hard for me to believe that Ted ever did any sort of improv how often he is just shutting down Schlatt's bits. Like when Schlatt's talking about ground hog day and Ted just immediately starts shutting down his bit.

[@domonintendo1]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while fully uncovering the exact web of crimes Schlatt committed in 1999.

[@zanesplanet]

Haven’t tuned in in a few months, very funny stuff I’ve been missing out. Missed these gentlemen chopping it up

[@LaurenTheorist]

As a kid, I thought the groundhog seeing his shadow meant spring was coming because we see shadows when it is sunny. But now I know the shadow scares the groundhog into hiding and if it is hiding then that means a longer winter.

[@LaurenTheorist]

Hey, Ted gets my thinking!

[@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat]

Congrats on one million chucklers shatt and led

[@lexusossege5398]

Just in time for my drive home from work… Bless these two chuckle heads

[@A_Toaster]

Two? TWO? *ONLY TWO!?* You forgetting tucker? Or are you a filthy hater? Huh? Which is it?

[@rattfish]

i love the teffery and schlepstein podcast!!!

[@Stagnant_Gravy]

As a Pittsburgher, the fact that “Schlatt” applied Pittsburgh exclusive stereotypes to all of Pennsylvania is an absolute W.

[@kiskutnya]

As a Philadelphian, it filled me with inexplicable rage

[@Stagnant_Gravy]

@@kiskutnya understood

[@Imjustacutegurl]

I love being the first person to see Schul and tedstical plus tortellini in the chuckle sandwich episode

[@MostlyClancy]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting aggressively patted down by TSA

[@SamuraiJM]

I didn't expect to be personally attacked for being a Pennsylvanian today but I'm here for it.

[@Zant1920]

This is the perfect podcast to play while using the cancer ray on prince Charles

[@hunter133official]

As a Gen Alpha, I can confirm I can read, spell and write. I don't use voice commands (My family doesn't have a google speaker) and I learned how to type on a PC using Type to Learn too

[@AvgPnisEnjr]

I am listening to this in an ambulance right now have a good Valentine’s Day everyone

[@StormBreaker_Chasing]

Yinz is only common in and around Pittsburgh. Cheesesteaks are a Philly thing. Ted and Schlatt just pissed off every steel worker and Eagles fan in PA...this might be the time they finally meet their match

[@lucasdematteo9266]

shlagg and ned are great on this show

[@skapovich5787]

Never thought I would see Pittsburgh Dad on a ep of Chuckle Sandwich. What a time we live in.

[@AlightingOnAir]

I'm an English teacher and I can tell you, the ubiquity of illiteracy is genuinely scary.

[@Zionswasd]

look on the bright side, maybe they will be so stupid theyll be immune to propaganda and will destroy the system

[@derick.8]

Oh my, this podcast never fails to give me a good old chuckle! Ted and Schlatt, you guys are the best ha ha ha

[@Gr_ub]

As a PA listener I have a funny vial with your name on it Ted that may or may not contain a little bit of spicy cells

[@TamarinGuy]

I cried when I heard Schlatt will be transitioning away from the Sphinx, so many good times

[@MariStarsss]

i love succulent sandwhich

[@Smokey-7710]

Always a good day when Shlattathon and ted and Tucker ofc post

[@xujiechen626]

In the intro you can see ‘schlatt’ thought Ted had discovered what he did in the 1999

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while contemplating sending nukes into space

[@DrawBelak]

Bro didn't even watch the full episode

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

@@DrawBelakyou’re totally right, just finished

[@peterwilliams2887]

It’s crazy russias actually trying to do that rn

[@faxturtle1983]

I got in a car accident, this makes me feel better!

[@otisagnew]

Are you okay???

[@Sprw]

@@otisagnew no,they died 😔

[@Ztime_Live]

can confirm, i hit them, my fault 🤷‍♀️

[@otisagnew]

@@Ztime_Live PARDON?

[@A_Toaster]

Was it ted who hit you?

[@ellavonbuskirk2928]

Took a couple advil pm and hopped in the shower while listening and accidentally glanced at the ingredients on the can of barbasol now can't stop hearing schlatt say "stearic acid" full volume inside my head

[@Nahh-fh2tg]

As an englishman, i thankyou schlatt for your service 🙌

[@aqueousdog]

As a gen Z who graduated 12th grade a couple of years ago, there were a concerning amount of my classmates who could not read at a high school level.

[@Robospy1]

I sure love watching Chuckle Sandwich while living in Pennsylvania

[@PupGamer93]

Ted there is an Egyptian "Percy Jackson" Its called The Kane Chronicles

[@svnow2690]

Was looking for this comment all day

[@soupy_soup2]

I hate the term nuerospicy. Im gen-z and autistic. It’s not some cute little thing that I just have, it affects my life and makes things harder for me. Stop treating disabilities like badges you can wear

[@The_InsideJoke]

Same ❤

[@ButtersTM]

so real

[@UnusualSocks]

Schlatt immediately victim blamed Elmo. “Larry David attacked Elmo.” “Well what did Elmo say 🤔”

[@andrewmott2166]

Being from PA, I can confirm that a surprising amount of people do use "yinz" as slang for "y'all." and Schlatt was correctly saying and using the word

[@MarioWolfBroa]

I never hear people use that in PA

[@andrewmott2166]

@@MarioWolfBroa it's pittsburgh slang specifically

[@KeyoUFP]

The not reading thing is very concerning. Great video yall

[@Mirtual]

You guys missed a banger opportunity to tweet out something like "chuckle sandwich will be delayed this week due to schlatt being on holiday in the uk" or something.

[@poggodog7257]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while riding your scooter in your car port after eating a shed load of chips ❤❤❤

[@Sprw]

I cant wait to jelq to this episode of chuckle sandwich ☺️☺️

[@A_Toaster]

I prefer to edge, but yo each their own.

[@MoistLawyer]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a cancer gun

[@RandomFateFan]

NOBODY SAYS “neuro-spicy” EXCEPT MILLENNIALS 😭 WE’LL TAKE THE ILLITERATE ACCUSATIONS CUZ THEY’RE TRUE BUT WE DONT SAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT 😭😭😭(we say dumber stuff)

[@somepersonontheinternet6879]

yk it’s fucked when y’all willing to accept illiteracy over silly words

[@peyton4425]

That’s what I was thinking 😭 it was a term started by millennials

[@RandomFateFan]

@@somepersonontheinternet6879 I dropped down to core classes cuz I didn’t wanna do my work and some of those mfs are genuinely illiterate so it not really something we can deny 😭

[@douglasnevins1598]

I would love a section called the sphinx section, where Schlatt rants about some conspiracy theory every other episode 🤣

[@illtempered]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst chuckling sandwiches!

[@lucasglaister]

Ted’s comment at the end felt like a post credits scene teasing the next episode

[@krishabhsbhisibsinso599]

babe wake up chuckle sandwich dropped another episode

[@supernova9752]

My favourite chuckle sandwich podcast segment is schlatt sphinx segment

[@Algorithmic_deity]

I love you Ted and Shlatt, you make my day!

[@Gillion_x3]

happy valentine's day video chucklers even though I know most (if not all) of you have no valentines since your not a loved to death audio listener

[@Goober7089]

I know a certain nightmare that teddy boy will experience on October 23, 2025

[@randomboiiii69420]

Perfect pod to listen to while constipated on Epstine island

[@die-no-mite]

Pittsburgher here, yinz is a pittsburgh thing only, if you go to central or eastern PA and start talking about dippy eggs and saying yinz you’ll get weird looks, but tbh, pittsburghese as its called is a dying dialect, most people here just say yall now

[@gobocarter]

As someone who lives in PA, no one who lives in PA wants to live in PA, you sorta get stuck/end up here

[@NGC-7635]

I'm neuro-flaccid

[@grampa.corybreshears]

11:35 “neurospicy” is so stupid it makes me so mad 💀

[@blackrose7707]

😂😂😂😂😂 rest in peace king of England lol

[@MadisonHarvill]

Larry David was just mad that Elmo asked how everybody was doing

[@conorpillay4315]

MISINFORMATION WARNING: The stephen hawking thing was a meme posted by a meme account. It was an edited image from the original document and is nowhere to be found in the actual document. It's not true.

[@b4rricade331]

Its so sad people hating one of the best theoretical physicists of our time for no reason

[@conorpillay4315]

Agreed@@b4rricade331

[@pidgun2091]

Personally, I think Tucker deserves a short segment in the intro. Hell. Give Tucker the entire into

[@Machinehead8]

2:44 This jump was not real, why does it look so fake??

[@alycooper98]

Im so sad to be a Pennsylvanian. People ask what's so special about PA and I have to say that we have a groundhog and a broken bell

[@AugoZone]

Another joyous episode of Fuckle Manwich with Slag and Thumb!