Schlatt's Insane Conspiracy Theories | Chuckle Sandwich

[@westsideweirdo]

love that tucker is always silent in the beginning until someone mentions his name, then he just appears

[@DanielTheOcto]

he gets magically summoned by name at the start of every episode

[@asshatunited4307]

after like 5 mins i was like "no tucker this time:(((((

[@josephazar4086]

​@@DanielTheOcto3:15 ,

[@getoutofmybuiz]

5 seconds and ted is already being verbally abused

[@TeeheeX23]

Even less than 5 seconds 😹

[@getoutofmybuiz]

@@TeeheeX23 legit 😭😭

[@divingcat9394]

I expect nothing less

[@devinlucas1759]

Warranted for that fit 💀

[@adamtgm2405]

Welcome to chuckle sandwich!

[@kajj6388]

Man, I love Tucker. He seems like such a genuine, normal dude. "$100 million?" "I like my life" real as fuck. Based even

[@sublimechilipeppers]

Literally, like no amount of money would get me to do that stuff either 🙏

[@shosplecolupis7461]

bro he is so wholesome, a bird landed on his hand and i get it

[@al99901]

100 Million? I had a bird land on my hand this weekend!

[@lovechafes]

For why the cat was biting Ted’s chin - kittens will sometimes try to suckle a humans chin, ear etc and knead with their paws because they’re mimicking what they do when they nurse from their mother. It’s a self soothing technique kind of like how babies like pacifiers. And it means the kitten likes you and sees you as a caregiver

[@A_Toaster]

So what you're saying is that ted is mommy.

[@Yugemostsuj]

Something something Ted's chin cleavage.

[@kovici7226]

@@A_Toasterthat’s established

[@Ryu1ify]

@@A_Toaster He's the guy Schlatt was chatting to back on the New York subway?

[@bloomingdasies]

Schlatt immediately melting whenever he sees a cat is so relatable

[@natel42069]

Big guy turns into soft guy the moment he sees a cat its a law of the universe

[@tunababy_]

the earring bit is more funny knowing that charlie actually has both pierced and schlatt was wrong in both parts of his original statement

[@Ch33ms731]

LMFAOOOO

[@haleypaige140]

TUCKER IS FINALLY IN THE INTRO LETS GOOOOO TUCKER LOVERS

[@SULTAN-qm3it]

And tucker haters, F#@K youuu

[@tidepods5125]

Let’s fucking goooooooooo(I think he was added a couple episodes ago)

[@Jelliott_ssb]

Now we fight for more time

[@Lezm]

@@Jelliott_ssbsoon enough he’ll take over the full intro

[@Dorky_Ikea]

And to the Tucker haters, FUCK YOUU We love Tucker here

[@notpark3r]

Ted is slowly falling into the LA fashion style and I don’t know how to feel about it.

[@magicmark8076]

You should see the fashion transition of Weest

[@aidenhd2223]

@@magicmark8076weest is terrible

[@magicmark8076]

@@aidenhd2223 I used to enjoy his stuff but he feels so uninteresting now

[@kajamatousek247]

​@@aidenhd2223terribly based you mean

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

I can’t tell if weest became racist or if he just wears fucked up shirts now

[@dontlookatmyname3785]

They gave the Sphinx a lobotomy to stop it from giving people riddles and turning them into sand when they failed.

[@giga-ratsey1420]

This is what the liberals don’t want you to know.

[@RedL39]

Shlatt is gonna make the conspiracy that Ted will die next year real.

[@adamtgm2405]

He already did. October 2025

[@RedL39]

@@adamtgm2405 My point is that it will happen

[@tico5058]

​@adamtgm2405 Yes that's what they were referencing

[@adamtgm2405]

@@RedL39 I’m from the future, Ted does die, and schlatt was the cause of it

[@TheRealMarriott]

The way you worded it, it sounded like he was gonna do it instead of already doing it

[@Carol-bo1zq]

2:32 him setting down Zelda like he’d set down his coat after a long day of working in the coal mines is sending me

[@ZazaManJacky]

Why the fuck is that so specific

[@AliceB0]

Tucker is the perfect mix of sincerity and wholesomeness to contrast Schlatt and Ted. Especially since that other guy died, god rest his soul.

[@SapatoSlugma]

We dont talk about that

[@bballboy0019]

Schlatts face when Ted hold up the cat was pure joy

[@asmodahlia]

I love how "audio listeners, love ya to death" has become "awdiyalidnersluvyatadeth" 😂

[@lemmehxthat]

The cold opens have gotten so fucking good

[@malicenyc]

Schlatt is the textbook definition of "you can take the man out of New York, but you can't take the new York out of the man"

[@n30n_futur37]

To be incredibly fair, New Yorkers have been moving to Texas in droves, so Texas may as well just be NY Part 2.

[@elyzzayt]

@@n30n_futur37 nah don’t compare Texas to “that place”

[@n30n_futur37]

@@elyzzayt All I’m sayin is that a lotta New Yorkers are moving to TX. I’m not comparing the 2 states, don’t worry, lol.

[@dabatman5187]

Schlatt sold me. There must be something in that Sphynx

[@Illhelppwn]

Definitely knowledge

[@aurelien5747]

It’s been twice Jambo has acted up when Schlatt mentioned the sphinx, something is up

[@coalrocks]

Knowledge

[@tikimillie]

Its the office for the cat distribution system

[@elyzzayt]

I fully support Ted’s fashion era/thing going on. There should be an episode where we tell our fashion hot takes. Or you guys shopping together irl and picking out something for each other (could be online/remote too). It would be a cool video idea idk. Also i think it’s funny how Schlatt is interested in the Sphinx but hates Sphinx cats.

[@RaptorsVevo]

Love to see tucker representation in the intro. A man that powerful needs no introduction, he simply charges headlong into the camera like the beast he is

[@hannhanny.]

Chuckle Sandwich never fails to have the annual episode of Ted verbally abusing schlatt for his bottle cap ideas and shenanigans

[@CROWWED]

You know its gonna be a fucking insane episode when the longest segment is schlatt going off on a schizophrenia rant

[@theexplodingDarkrai]

"Schlocttor Pepper" truly has some of the most frightening "conspiracy theories"

[@iCheeto31]

If any comment ends this podcast I feel like it would be this one

[@HighPandaa]

@@iCheeto31frfr 😂😂😂

[@JohnScarecrow]

Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Bad Fashion, and Believable Conspiracy Theories. The perfect Cuckle Schlandwhich episode.

[@rivetRnC]

Cuckle

[@combustiblelemon801]

When is the hour long podcast of jambo, the other guy, and Ted's cat just chilling out?

[@supersillystuffs]

Is “the other guy” Schlatt’s other cat or is it Tucker?

[@combustiblelemon801]

@@supersillystuffs i meant shlatts other cat but tucker would be cool too i guess

[@diurnarius8722]

I hope they get Charlie’s Guinea pigs on as guest stars

[@Mustachemenece]

​@@combustiblelemon801 Just Tucker chilling on a discord call with some animals

[@Leo-w5v3b]

Sleep deprived never fails to fall off the map

[@KamiLucid]

Wrong comment section 😭

[@ZykonIGuess]

Bro got his podcasts mixed up

[@SandwichesAreGood]

Ah yes classic sleep deprived with ted nivison

[@Vactanos2]

not here too...

[@Smokey-7710]

It’s get shot off not fall off get the sleep deprived right 😔👎 jk good joke!

[@McSpicyYT]

How do we always end up with Schaltt yelling about extremely niche conspiracies?

[@Jervin-Music]

The cat is trying to make sure you havent died ted, cats sleep very lightly, when you are sleeping for hours they begin to worry that you died because you haven't moved anytime recently

[@DriverNeku]

Schlatt never fails to make Matpat look like Socrates when he's going off about brick dogs in Egypt.

[@funnynamedottxt]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while stealing knowledge from the Pyramids of Giza and promptly dropping dead at the age of 19.

[@creatureofmoth]

Tucker saying “I like my life. I had a good weekend” made me so genuinely happy

[@artgremlin2847]

Started listening to this on Spotify (where I felt very loved), but had to come here to see ted’s fit

[@grrrlwthemostcakee]

same

[@carterj117]

I used to love spelunking. I live in Utah and always wanted to go in nutty putty but it’s been closed for a long time. There was one cave I was in and tried to squeeze through a spot and made it and went further than almost anyone had. But on my way out I had to squeeze back through the same way and almost fell into a crevice that I would not have been able to get out of and I got stuck in the passage. It was the only time I ever thought I was actually going to die. I haven’t been spelunking since.

[@iLinked]

That's metal

[@pheonixcola5996]

Schlatt melting every time he sees a cat is the best thing ever

[@2018_Toyota_Prius]

48:48 target employee here. I got asked where the Stanley cups were like 20 times that day. No fights thankfully but they’re picked clean at our store

[@treymiller288]

I want to hear more of Uncle Schlatt's conspiracy theories about Egypt

[@brthctrl]

never thought i’d see ted as an eboy

[@mayer2630]

I like seeing schlatt going over all historical conspiracies section for every podcast for at least 10 minutes and asking away 1 or 2 questions about them to make ted flabbergasted every episode

[@dhrhe5862]

finally we got our sphinx segment. Was devestated last episode

[@cinna4462]

can’t wait to see “ted” at the met gala this year

[@Johnston.Q.Smith23]

SDP podcast reference 🤯

[@guddahmit4866]

7:02 Ted goes "I'm having flashbacks" but his flashes get turned off by a cat and Ted's response is "are you kitten me?"

[@schematticYT]

I love the new Schlatt's Sphinxter section of the podcast, so educational!

[@kierinhernandez7524]

As soon as Ted starts taking care of the cat he has become more Shlack like.

[@ethandavis7614]

The 10,000,000 sub special should be an Imbianda Jombes-style vlog where you three travel to Egypt to discover the Sphinx hidden knowledge

[@13feedo]

I love Tucker sandwich

[@peteartieda58]

Idk how to feel about Ted moving away from his young suburban dad aesthetic. I mean this is cute but the older looks was so uniquely him.

[@StinkyDangerBeans]

I want a full episode of only Schlatt's unhinged conspiracy theories.

[@raptorsnap1738]

Hey guys todays my birthday and it made me really happy to see y’all upload today. Thanks. Best birthday gift ever

[@pop1923]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY MAN!!!

[@naxy7741]

tucker starts talking at 2:09

[@vincentkoorse9307]

the tucker nod is goated

[@nathanb011]

Schlatt's Sphinx segment is mostly wrong, obviously, but he is right that the Egyptian government is a massive pain to deal with and has severely hampered efforts to research the Pyramids and other structures. It's partially that the mystery drives tourism, and partly because they've made "repairs" that have arguably destroyed certain elements of the Pyramids, and if they were to prove that those repairs were destructive, it would be a massive egg on their face.

[@_h202_3]

I don’t think the sphinx segment is enough. The people NEED a sphinx episode

[@Junx99]

Daaaaamn Ted came to break kneecaps or hearts?!?

[@BullyHunter79]

schlatt judging anyone on fashion when he wears those mutton chops like a crown

[@redditrepo473]

I swear, the dynamic of Tucker being Ted's old friend and going along with it when Schlatt digs at him makes this podcast for me. Well, that, and the horrendous acts of serial murder Schlatt committed in 1999 keeping me awake for hours on end, agonizing over how he got away with it.

[@armaanshahzad2939]

I love how Tucker is talking more now

[@SAMoEXE]

That kitten is an agent from the feline distribution system. They're testing you Ted to make sure you're ready for a surprise cat.

[@peraltoyagi]

i just want to say that i like ted's chain, his fashion has been cool recently!

[@anagrimes1602]

if you’re allergic to cats and you get one you become immune to the ones you live with it just takes time

[@battelchicken2]

There's a metal trap door in the top of Schlatt's head

[@adavis1436]

When I was in middle school, we took a field trip to the Lost Sea cave in Tennessee. We spent the night in the cave on the cave floor in sleeping bags after an evening of exploring it. There's a section called the Meat Grinder. I was a girl sitting at around 100lb & 5'6", but I remember I had to put my arms over my head and get pulled through the hole by a guide. It was wild. I'll never forget it. We also went to the Cracker Barrel the next morning after having camped in the cave, covered in mud and all. Waiters said they see it all the time.

[@Glory2Arstotzka]

4:45 You don't necessarily need a hairless cat as long as you make sure your cat is very hypoallergenic. My cat is a female siamese cat which is the least allergenic cat above those hairless ones.

[@Aygol__]

Cant you feed cats egg yolk and they wont cause allergies or smth

[@user-tj5yg5pk8v]

20:20 Jambo is clearly working for the Egyptians

[@Shady_br]

He's trying to silence the big man He wants cats to rule society like ancient Egypt

[@CrispyIsDispy]

cannot wait to see what schat and ten get up to this episode, and can't forget tanker!

[@ZA-iw5vk]

Schlatt saying “Skibidi Toilet” made my brain rot

[@Jakethatskates]

Good to see that shlatt had his eyes opened. Welcome brother

[@driftythekid]

Schlatt could show up in a Willy wonky outfit and nobody would bat an eye, but Ted puts on the worlds thinnest necklace and the comment section is ablaze

[@Lain_0]

5:24 I have a hairless cat but he has sprouts of hair on his face paws and tail I like to dress him in onesies and he is so chill around guests and my other pets Also his favorite thing is cream cheese he’s so friendly and loves sleeping underneath the covers with me because he gets cold I know they seem off putting but they really are wonderful cats 🐱

[@jacisdead]

the archeologist in me in screaming and crying

[@Finetales]

Japan has had 112 mph speed limiters on all cars for decades, just do that. The flow of traffic can still be 80+ on SoCal freeways, but people can't crash at 140 and get the freeway shut. Win/win tbh

[@nothennow]

TRAX NYC MENTIONED!!! my favorite moment, tucker

[@MayhexxGT]

What do you think is in the rump? *KNOWLEDGE*

[@tikimillie]

Nice avatar

[@jo_sco]

Owala is where it's at with water bottles. Easy to clean, easy to drink out of, don't spill at all. Plus most of them fit into conventional cup holders

[@stolensalad2231]

Ted take it off. You know what I’m talking about.

[@josh335]

Again, this is like a legit TV show and old KZbin but with a modern Jschlatt and Ted twist. It’s great. Never stop making these

[@harmzwaneveld9445]

Twinks in the sphinx, that sounds like a romance novel waiting to be written!😂

[@The_InsideJoke]

Idk, im not gay but id read it. Im open to other types of romance 😂

[@Ryu1ify]

They go into the sphinx's rump to find the forbidden knowledge within

[@fpengu]

tuckers traxnyc joke genuinely surprised me and made me smile thanks tucker

[@picklferts]

ive got a glock in my rari

[@IVgrowsontrees]

17 shots no 38

[@ghotiman6053]

ive got a glock in my rari

[@rango8971]

@@ghotiman605317 shots no 38

[@ZazaManJacky]

17 shots, no .38, I’m like, yeah, she’s fine Wonder when she’ll be mine She walk past I press rewind To see that ass one more time

[@demetriam2408]

'cause I got my soda

[@arievan9891]

Honestly the best episode yet.

[@alexschettino1277]

my geology teacher in high school who was like 60 years old and 250+ lbs took us all caving. She was an ABSOLUTE LEGEND took 35 freaked as fuck kids down a fuckin hole "If i fit you fit" we all had MAd respect for that woman after that shit. It was my favorite experience i ever had in school. i got back to the cave often!!!

[@juggernautz181]

chad tucker for not carrying on the life expectancy myth

[@kennethxu1789]

Schlatt is so correct with the bakugan reference ngl loved that show as a kid

[@kidinsomnia0304]

These Conspiracy Theory videos are my favourite lmao

[@nmw-media]

that traxnyc joke was so beautiful... a real shame schlip n schlide and red ted redemption didnt get it

[@pixilize9344]

"I had a good weekend" first time tucker has made me cackle

[@varadan7732]

Schlatt and Ted need to go to Egypt for a video now

[@mangoonie]

I watch you guys while showering thank you for posting this video just as I was searching for something else to watch

[@XpvtsnowmanfanX]

26:00 TUCKER YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I CAN CONFIRM I DID INDEED LAUGH AT YOUR JOKE. I get TraxNYC all the time in my recommended lol

[@j3nks69]

THEY FINALLY BROKE A MILL!!!! CONGRATS YOU GUYS KEEP UP EVERYTHING YOU DO

[@ovvvven]

Tucker, I just want to say I laughed at your TraxNYC reference.

[@Bracketbasket]

Genuinely happy that they did the sphinx section, i was so sad last episode when it wasn't there and i really hope the sphinx/conspiracy section becomes a real thing

[@HIDNotfound]

I've heard, because we sleep so much longer then cats, our cats think we are dead and check on us.

[@YaBoiAltair]

absolutely thrilled about next week's Sphinx (Egypt) section. love you guys, sweet dreams

[@maddoxnous4047]

I'm scared of mountains

[@picklferts]

congrats on 1M

[@Golden_squanch]

Ted the biting on your chin is them rubbing their scent glands on you and the paw thing is because they are sensitive on their paws especially the pads so they're literally just feeling you

[@elibrooks69]

ted you've genuinely been looking really good lately, i rock w the fashion choices !!!

[@DyllonGreen-jp5hm]

honestly teds new style is so sick, schlatt has always just been a 40 year old

[@stavrosgreer5200]

Great Sphinx segment. Can't wait to hear what new information Schlatt brings next week!

[@dodgingrain2936]

Ted's literally me. I've also had a sudden emo phase

[@NebulousJoe797]

51:01 Audio listeners staring into their closets are shook after this one