Schlatt Ranks Your WEIRDEST TikToks

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Streamed on 7/6/22
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[@CombatSkorost]

Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera

[@Vlrak]

Bello

[@drake4138]

Bro same, shits crazy they just kept streaming in, cleaning those auditoriums sucked.

[@Vlrak]

@@drake4138 Bello

[@dennis_s]

You lucky man XD

[@pimkinn]

Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater Life is crazy man lol

[@bigal7613]

Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer

[@bedi3983]

Only valid reaction streamer

[@aaryabatchu1831]

In other words, Schlatt makes a lot of money.

[@TheReeShow]

It's the money making pipeline

[@Muphetballs]

The 3 money marks

[@Li_me]

He’s evolving, but just backwards

[@litexau]

I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job

[@paigey-poo4235]

no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant. "we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"

[@litexau]

@@paigey-poo4235 my mistake thanks for clarifying

[@technicaldifficulties7351]

@@paigey-poo4235 fr the kid that doesnt get invited to parties ever

[@whotftookthuurs]

@@paigey-poo4235 jschlatt made me gay and leftist FUCK

[@aduckonaplane3816]

I also last 2 minutes before bursting

[@acycle2124]

The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier

[@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing]

“maybe that’s why i have au.. medical conditions.”

[@moosekababs]

@@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao

[@zeelovesthee]

i was literally about to comment this omg 😂😂

[@mohammedkebab]

i was literally gonna say the same 💀

[@I.Call.Shotgun]

Relatable

[@The_Nü_Wave]

"I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.

[@jonnaas]

Poor jinx

[@Heebie-Deebies]

"it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people" -Schloot

[@ZirconiumPantsTeardown]

Schlute: jschlatt flavored flute

[@teethbeans9994]

Man comas are so important in this comment😭

[@Ottstop]

he forgot weezer

[@pokaay3163]

Idk why I giggled so long at “schloot”

[@fireangel2275]

And you know what, he's a Schlut for them

[@festusisfestive]

I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny

[@daKoenig]

You know what's long😏 *Chile* It is indeed rather long.

[@PsiIIyCybin]

@@daKoenig come to new Mexico, we got that big d*ck chile🥵

[@TiL_Deimos]

@@daKoenig had me in the first half ngl

[@guy126]

@@daKoenig 8===D

[@tyler3876]

Your girlfriend must find you entertaining then.

[@j_pit3328]

I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring

[@ashtonarmstrong9778]

"schlatt"

[@TEETHHHHH]

Literally it's so fucking annoying but i can't not watch

[@burgbass]

Wait until you watch Jabroni Mike, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone make such an art form of it like that guy has.

[@balls_gaming]

wait until this guy discovers GTLIVE

[@kinko4786]

I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer

[@tsuyuthefroggirl3996]

Glad I’m not the only one.

[@Kai_was_not_here_XD]

Same

[@shane658]

Hard to feel “comfort” from this “man” after what “he” did back in ‘99

[@kinko4786]

@@shane658 Well you dont know exactly what happend do you?

[@shane658]

@@kinko4786 we all "know" exactly what "he" did.

[@Del1Ham]

I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine

[@babystone42]

I was going to like this comment, but you have 69 likes and I won't be the one to ruin it

[@mohammedkebab]

@@babystone42 child

[@babystone42]

@@mohammedkebab correct

[@gumsgang1216]

TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal

[@gumsgang1216]

Schlack I know it gets you views but please stop I can’t keep doing this

[@envy7272]

What the actual fuck lmfao why did you do this you madlad

[@asterhive7730]

HOLY SHIT-

[@nousername1916]

Thanks king

[@TheLibertador]

.

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.

[@toptiergaming6900]

They technically are public property

[@Mai_mna]

Hey, if there's no price tag, it's free!!

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

My tax money paid for it, so I'm just taking back what's rightfully mine.@@Mai_mna

[@CrimsonGold-pq8xy]

We are untemporarily borrowing it

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.

[@Klausweichen]

tf u mean it was like 10 years ago

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

@@Klausweichen Bro like not even a year ago I could fill a 20 gallon tank for like 20-30 bucks and I’d be lucky not to break 100 now lol.

[@jamdamn3485]

Not really 15 years ago 5 dollars was still not alot

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

@@jamdamn3485 Bro in some areas of the U.S 5 bucks of gas was like a quarter tank, now that same amount of gas is like 20 bucks lol.

[@jamdamn3485]

@@cyanideinmycereal1077 okay yeah but that's not really Bidens fault we just had a global pandemic and a war just started

[@Gl0rbusSminhg]

Schlatt is the type of person to lecture you when you show him a meme

[@sierra121cyan]

saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'

[@haxincorporated1663]

Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious

[@YourManMichael]

This is gonna be a banger vod to watch, i just know it. Big guy never disappoints

[@Masonia_]

I was disappointed 😠😠🤬🤬🤬😠😠🤬🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬😱🤬😠

[@Thrivello]

yes spacklett is amazing

[@catandgrouper4760]

“It’s either fat ass, feet, or 9/11” This was a sentence stated and nothing will ever take the top spot again.

[@cthulhurage4580]

12:47 the bottom panel dude stayed till he found out it was about women bro same XD

[@CatsForDays967]

ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen

[@festusisfestive]

I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.

[@pimkinn]

Minions forever

[@drowsystag46yearsago5]

It was the most movie ever

[@rarefishtycoon6430]

Drone

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Yeah, the movie definitely had visuals, ya know? And there was voice acting. And there was a script, definitely a script!

[@adrianrichardson5257]

The movie has made a Grumillion dollars

[@KaiAllistar]

Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable. Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.

[@channel13113]

9:54

[@HavingCrumpets]

the most fandom comment I ever fucking seen

[@fart63]

@@HavingCrumpets shat: normal ass streamer things Somebody: omg is shat a dad 🥺🥺🥺 that’s so cute

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

parasocial moment

[@TheLegoNation]

My favorite parts 13:47 weird car noise 21:06 Schlatt talks to ben 27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise 31:40 it’s him 32:14 he’s back 34:17 no 36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong 38:47 that 48:58 does joe Biden have a brother? 58:15 chase bank 59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream 1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown? 1:27:36 he takes off his finger 1:31:48 sleepy joe 1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode 1:36:53 joe bidens husband 1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House 1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt 1:44:52 oh 1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2 1:45:11 O_O 1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix 1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer 2:01:20 again… 2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3 2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob 2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2 2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”

[@bbolt8473]

How did you know

[@hussissalmon]

@@bbolt8473 Probably watched it live or the vod on twitch

[@IndependentOreo]

Don’t forget the Schlorts

[@drenivitvitskiji1395]

You left out the hot box and the guy pissing himself on the irs? Those killed me

[@sinistralhydra]

Damn, man finished the video before it was uploaded.

[@willster2967]

Love that he added a beer joke dissing corona as if any of his fans are of legal drinking age or have any idea about beer

[@crlyhdedfnck]

Our taxes pay for them, they should be free.

[@astraltempestvt]

For those people taking street signs and whatnot: "In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."

[@steoff]

moral: don’t get caught

[@ghoustly9044]

I was the one who put the vid with all the signs, if you dont get caught there is no penalty :)

[@xXsillysussyXx]

but only if they find it :)

[@petertodorov5592]

So you're saying its free if theres nobody to fine you

[@ikmwrime29sorryaira60]

Officer, I found them.

[@Logical_Extremist]

I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed. On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.

[@zechariahellis]

2,977

[@awfulknight3344]

Plaines*

[@camillebates2762]

i laugh at things harder when schlatt is sitting confused in the corner

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

jshort is the only person who can have a genuine conversation with talking ben

[@KingOfGaymes]

1:08:34 I just love the insane loud laugh he lets out from seeing a kid get whacked in the head with a toy car Kids getting hurt will always be funny

[@Grady2242]

It always brings a smile to my face whenever skat posts a vod

[@sherkdonkyposs]

Yeah I love skart videos

[@conecon7425]

Me too, shart is awesome.

[@dipdungus8175]

I love shit

[@peabrainfunni6355]

I agree, shlamongus vods are always entertaining

[@aidandozier9570]

Yeah "shlaundale schlingle" vods are highly entertaining

[@FrogAndAHat]

15:06 so this is where the "on average you eat 8 spiders a year" thing comes from, its just this guy, making it an average

[@connorleventreux4867]

he is spiders georg

[@theundercook_spaghetti3198]

1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.

[@teethbeans9994]

Do you know what episode?

[@shmimhead2476]

@@teethbeans9994 Season 6 episode 2 “Busey’s run away”

[@teethbeans9994]

@@shmimhead2476 thank you!!

[@theundercook_spaghetti3198]

@@shmimhead2476 thank you kind stranger

[@FranklinFazbender]

52:31 No schlatt we call that a gas chamber

[@moufy1]

not the last time gumball will throw shade at people

[@ScreenedSnow]

Hah, nice

[@mr.s5165]

He predicted it

[@Nujabestiezreal]

this couldn't have come at a better time i'm going on a roadtrip in a couple of days and now i have something to watch during it

[@VPRPenguinLover]

Same here

[@eimryuec9893]

same bro, im on a 6-7 hour trip and this makes the painful ammount of sitting worth the while

[@jaredcase5587]

I’m in LaGuardia airport taking a fat shit while watching this vod

[@stuffedbrains]

I’m also on a road trip

[@joni4867]

have fun!!!

[@P4R4DoXX]

Great to rewatch this stream without 4 ads playing every 5 minutes

[@PikaveeT]

Now it’s 2 every 6 minutes!

[@P4R4DoXX]

@@PikaveeT Maybe stretch those minutes out by 4 and I'll be happy

[@MCGR]

addblocker

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

I was getting them way more fucking often then that… pissed me off.

[@ozhin3317]

1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?

[@PliskinYT]

Probably didn't get trained right if at all

[@Skie7765]

Minions caused 9.1.1

[@G1tch_VR]

Fr

[@mystyk_g]

22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION

[@TropicDaKid]

Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?

[@invisible-car-man]

1:27:37 another rare moment where schlatt is absolutely bumblefluzzled and uses his strange finger movements to invoke the dark depths unknowingly

[@Parasyte316]

Holy crap I got soo many freaking memories from schlatt talking about his dinner experiments.

[@hampter55bruv]

19:59 = instructions unclear, I’m now robbing the entire community of New York City

[@wayomayo]

lets all thank shlsolg for such an entertaining video

[@SuperInconspicuous]

Schlatt really tried to pull a Ludwig and succeeded, we just couldn't see his genius to keep the stream alive

[@FeeshUnofficial]

I'm fully convinced the only reason minions memes blew up was because it's so fucking funny that minions got more sales from memes than morbius

[@RandomGNK]

I mean tbh they both got old fast but morbin time got old faster

[@FeeshUnofficial]

@@RandomGNK disagree. The whole joke with the morbius meme was that everyone said they would go but didn't go

[@viktor._.dumi08]

16:29 AS A ROMANIAN,I CAN CONFIRM THAT THAT IS A STUDENT AFTER A TEST. I FELT THAT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

[@bluberry1517]

8:41 new season of breaking bad looks crazy

[@alternode6697]

theres like 5 youtubers who can actually make me laugh, this man is one of them

[@chaos2232]

This man is 3 of them

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I agree with “Shlatt’s” hatred for minions, for I also share such hatred towards them

[@CH4OT1CL0V3]

I agree.

[@Wren-xoxo]

So do i but i found the whole joke funny with the suits

[@daKoenig]

What minion race do you think is the best? I think two eyed minions are in any way superior.

[@Dusky_Mqn]

Unbased

[@bigheadrat9493]

@@daKoenig i like the two eyed minions that are tall or average sized

[@PinnePon]

I used to think that Jschlatt was stupid, after hearing him rant about minions i changed my mind

[@sphenixity2478]

8:52 “that waters OOLLD” *proceeds to drink it more(

[@Crim-zero]

5:00 man couldn’t handle his drink prepared the oky way

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

"Why didn't we get Kanye?" Let me count the ways, dear Schlatt...

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

I love how everyone keeps spamming Schlatt with Buddy Holly. Continue to spam this man with Wheezer. I crave his suffering.

[@Tococat6793]

83% of Mr. "Shclatt's" following has road signs, and I'm proud to be part of that 83%

[@anshulfail]

It’s not free

[@evieluna9103]

same

[@dailyyoutubeuser]

@@anshulfail But its free

[@remedy07]

@@anshulfail But its free

[@Tococat6793]

@@anshulfail it is free, the school didn't need that speed limit sign anyway.

[@Bmanwins]

Even though I can't catch the streams I always like watching the vods.

[@Tyx1d]

Jschlatt's VODs are one of the few types of content that is multiple hours long that i can go through without being bored

[@AB.onit_04]

Me watching gumball say that going to rise of gru was ocky wave then proceeding to beat dream’s ass this year

[@nojatha4637]

Oh Schlatt uploaded a new 3 hour vod? Tomorrow I'll grab a pizza after work while I watch the whole thing and relax. What a life.

[@jadebaxter8181]

this edgy humor is making America feel like a doomsday event

[@fanfan9554]

we're getting close to the punchline. : )

[@Jadelyn_Bella]

Is VanossGaming in control the doomsday

[@cameroncardinal3974]

Not making, it is

[@JaggedGull]

27:15 That has potential

[@SaladLover12345]

13:30 i just got the gay joke

[@windjager2177]

XD

[@azul0115]

0:40 "god i love farting" - joshtheguitarhero, 2022.

[@plongoid291]

4:04 DUDE THIS VIDEO HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY FUCK LMAO. No fucking little bits of tears I went from laughing to sobbing my eyes out lmao

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

Please do "Schlatt Rates Your Disgusting Kitchens"

[@theelltrain8985]

That wouldn’t work as the majority of his audience never leaves their bedroom.

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

@@theelltrain8985 Can confirm. I spend 12-22 hours a day in my bedroom.

[@doublespoonco]

Do i have news for you

[@ThatA1i3n]

I cannot believe I just watched this without stopping.

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

15:38 When I searched it up all I got is fuсking spider riders anime opening, wtf

[@martijnbijpost4159]

Thank you schleezer for these amazing vods. But please stop drinking those weezer blue drinks. That's an edit waiting to happen.

[@jdwoods5790]

In this stream we finally found out the identity of who did the 99 killings, it was Schlitterbahn and we also found out his other identity, mr hands

[@leafcrit99]

Schlum Schlucket

[@noeehecatl]

1:05:41 famous last words

[@Koquest1]

9:00 "Heisenberg fell off" 💀

[@THEGOOBERMEISER]

Jschlatt: u toppled Me: toppled like the twins

[@FaeTheMf]

8:00 so close, yet so far… if only he hadn’t put everything into strength 😂😂😂

[@chub1881]

25:38 homie hit the floor and made the Skyrim skill increase sound LMFAO

[@emma_nutella58]

One day “Schlatt” will snap and we’ll just watch him go insane

[@ed3n213]

7:14 WAS HE ABOUT TO SAY AUTISM????? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FreeHugzUwU]

I just got done crying and then I come back Jschlatt whipped out his phone and started talking to Ben and that conversation got me

[@gerrador0]

16:00 LMAO, it actually links to the hit show Spider Riders' OP

[@oldest200]

You should do ranking viewers IP addresses next

[@merasmurry1460]

Schlatt: "don't just take stuff from the road and use it to launch fireworks" Me: "But it can only cost me my life, and I got that for free. So it's *FREE!*"

[@hatTtop]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a fart joke other than one time.

[@nemop9885]

13:45 BEST CLIP

[@yhatsupsotheracc]

schlatt reminds me of an angry grandpa i could find on a sidewalk 💀

[@user-wii]

I don't usually watch Vods cause it's too long and i have an attention span of a ROCK but schlattastas's are sooo funny and good :D His the only vod person i watch lol ^^

[@OriolCurtis69]

Jschaltt meeting Michael Reeves would wreak havoc and end the stability of the US

[@Yerc-30]

They have met before lmao

[@kam2894]

@@Yerc-30 this explains a lot

[@trbz_8745]

What stability

[@GodzillaGaming117]

First rule of New York City “don’t ask questions”

[@r0sethorn26]

44:13 bro spilled his gamer sups

[@TheRocketJumperOfficial]

7:12 "Maybe that's why I have aut- medical conditions" Sneaky save from another attempted cancellation. 1:43:16 Technology 1:49:16 HEHEHAHA 2:35:48 Ben...?

[@mann_man8556]

11:01 #5 “Don’t fly into that tower.”

[@pez_3688]

Well now the traffic cone is directing him to god.

[@genericusername6204]

17:00 bro messed up his duolingo streak

[@slappeed]

watching 1:59:50 hits different at 3am

[@dredbaron]

38:20 "but its free" yeah a free trip to the hospital

[@ninasbbm5133]

Not even free in america

[@LuckysOnlyFriends]

I love when the Schlatt VODs go up when I need a pick me up, thanks, dipshit! :)

[@BigMeowMeow247]

5 usd in 1912 (which I'm guessing is when the schlatt was about 15) is about 150.67 usd now, so it is enough for rent as he said

[@trbz_8745]

Dude, where the FUCK do you live that is 150/mo. Anything below 500 is non-existent

[@BigMeowMeow247]

@@trbz_8745 I don’t live in America but I’m guessing 150 is enough for rent in somewhere like Detroit or something, or just a shitty house in a poor place

[@joesephjoestar6430]

Schlatt went from the funniest streamer of 2018 into Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

[@canter1ter]

Schlatt is the only person who can complain about big corporations creating free marketing from tiktok trends and then talk about wasting food in the same sentence

[@Dealiosis]

At lunch in middle school we made “suicide drinks” that’s was all leftover food and drinks at the table into a cup that one kid Calvin drank... for free.

[@zzeroara9511]

OMG wtf??? we did too, and it was usually always me making it

[@albertfanmingo]

Funny coincidence, there’s a comic strip panel where a kid named Calvin sells rotting sludge at a stand labeled “suicide drink 50¢”