waiting for ted to figure out that putting “babe” at the end of sentences is vaguely queer and not vaguely italian
@Egg-764 ай бұрын
Real
@crypticshadows4 ай бұрын
no literally
@acebeebop4 ай бұрын
well, he is bisexual
@zanderwithaz53154 ай бұрын
he will never beat the bi allegations talking like that 🏳🌈
@soar_on4 ай бұрын
my bisexual goat
@Thel0ng24 ай бұрын
Thank you Ted Bundy, Tucker Carlson and Frank Schlinatra for another great episode:D
@Sietched4 ай бұрын
SCHLINATRA 😭😭😭
@Seriously_Bro.4 ай бұрын
Thats not their names though
@BrdHd.4 ай бұрын
@@Seriously_Bro. how do you know ?
@Hollow_Vex4 ай бұрын
@@Seriously_Bro. Nah you're just dyslexic
@AdultsAreTalking4 ай бұрын
there's a good chance it is their names tbh
@expectedwithanoise72254 ай бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how brave Ted is? If I had to record a podcast with Schlatt I’d kill myself
@elleeana1554 ай бұрын
Schlatt would most likely do it first
@Kingbimmy4 ай бұрын
@@elleeana155I was just gonna say. You’d have to try beating Schlatt to that 😂
@sheep42724 ай бұрын
I'm killing myself because I'm NOT on a podcast with Sexychlatt
@blurrshadow17914 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, entertain me, my delightful jesters! Let your jests bring forth the laughter of a thousand courtiers, for I, your sovereign ruler, demand a chuckle most hearty! Proceed, and may my royal countenance beam with mirth!
@crikeymikey49664 ай бұрын
I am going to eat you
@SlurpSmudge4 ай бұрын
my Lord and Liege i think your wife is plotting your death. i beg of thee stay wary
@uraynuke4 ай бұрын
It is I, the _Court Jester!_ Hee! Hee Hoo! Hee hee Hoo! *Hee hoo is coming.*
@carsoncomplains4 ай бұрын
Schlatt's porn addiction has moved its way from Sleep Deprived to Chuckle Sandwich
@Poolpooper4 ай бұрын
The fact that he has the titles of the pornos he watches memorized is crazy and sad 😭
@bedmanner4 ай бұрын
"i love that" shleep "has a corn addiction"
@o0k64 ай бұрын
when does the creature speak
@gibmesumluv4 ай бұрын
@@o0k6 Headache starts at --:--
@pepto8434 ай бұрын
On a totally not disrespectful note, adding “babe” to a sentence just makes you seem a little flamboyant, not gonna lie
@demonicrgc4 ай бұрын
i mean theres nothing wrong with that am i right
@zukothegoat4 ай бұрын
more proof he’s bisexual
@vinimooraess4 ай бұрын
I think he feels that it's vaguely italian because of the italian husband short video genre. The ones where they just film a guy going "oh my god-a mi amore you can't a break-a da pasta" every single day. One of the guys says babe a lot
@nopenope-ds5rf4 ай бұрын
Good luck, Babe!
@SilverWolf3404 ай бұрын
A wee bit bisexual perhaps
@johnnyzalami4 ай бұрын
Tucker starts talking at 2:33
@oryxthemadgod32024 ай бұрын
My favorite part
@Sashakna4 ай бұрын
So late
@Dubious_4 ай бұрын
So long! 😩he should be doing the intro.
@ShinyKuma04 ай бұрын
Maybe tickle tucker should just kick them off and record it by himself
@wetoddedd4 ай бұрын
apandah starts talking at:
@340395Andres4 ай бұрын
I usually watch these during my lunch break and you were late. Please try again next week.
@emilee62194 ай бұрын
relatable. they posted this an hour after my lunch break
@china_sickness70054 ай бұрын
Schlatt: I don’t think anyone born after 9/11 should be allowed access to internet His entire fan base: *disappears*
@dorianTFF4 ай бұрын
Ted thinking that “Mr.Wonderful” was a fake name and then coming up with “Mr.Killer” almost made me choke from laughing at work
@J_T_H4 ай бұрын
"So they don't figure out the truth" is diabolical 😂
as a bisexual who has said babe for the past couple years, hard agree
@Kingbimmy4 ай бұрын
@@justicewithaperiodI was kinda shook when Tucker came to the conclusion that Ted entered his “fashion era” when he became closer to Hasan. It makes so much sense 😂
@drivekari4 ай бұрын
I wonder if he will ever see this comment..
@justicewithaperiod4 ай бұрын
@@drivekari He will but he’ll pretend he didn’t.
@3ATD1RT4 ай бұрын
for the love of god drop merch or something the amount of sponsors in this episode is INSANE 💀
@Llnstead4 ай бұрын
This, plus like 4 youtube midroll ads on top of the first ad. I usually watch on my phone so no adblock.
@theeldertroll05354 ай бұрын
I'm assuming since they didn't have an episode last week bc of Schlatts birthday they slid the sponsors from that episode into this one
@lufufi3iboo4 ай бұрын
on spotify theres a 2 minute long ad of a woman talking about online security breaches 3 times per episode, along with an additional 2 external ads PLUS the sponsors done by ted and schlatt
@ikiwel3 ай бұрын
@@LlnsteadUse youtube Revanced, no add and skips the sponsors
@psychoticp91474 ай бұрын
YES! I CAN FINALLY CHUCKLE MY SANDWICH AGAIN!!!
@gagehammarlund9484 ай бұрын
Kimmy Granger
@lulubaaa4 ай бұрын
who up chuckling they sandwich rn?!
@omg_cat4204 ай бұрын
i chuckle my sandwich so much i jschlatt all over my monitor
@acreativeusername84334 ай бұрын
she chuckle on my sandwich til i podcast
@velominus1243 ай бұрын
I sandwhich on my chuckle until I podcast on frank schlinatra
@pigeonegg14294 ай бұрын
tucker not knowing what good mythical morning is is so flabbergasting
@syracusa14 күн бұрын
or imps
@NL6GN4 ай бұрын
You guys seriously need to be quiet im trying to sleep, so disrespectful
@Kamelialanarchist4 ай бұрын
Bro gonna be sleep deprived
@Rose115z4 ай бұрын
@@Kamelialanarchist I was gonna say that as well lol
@AdDelayed4 ай бұрын
Sweet dreams, King
@ZallyBee4 ай бұрын
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
@lettever8014 ай бұрын
@@Kamelialanarchist say that again
@FaithWilson-ru4wu4 ай бұрын
Ted, "babe" is not vaguely italian, it's vaguely gay 💅💅 and we love it, please keep using it.
@HeterosexuaI4 ай бұрын
italians are vaguely gay and gay people are vaguely italian. adds up
@skittleboi11934 ай бұрын
He is not beating the Bi allegations
@ethylmold4 ай бұрын
Yay a new Chuckle Sandwich episode! I hope J Schlatt doesn't get the Tuck to look up pornography
@nataliaromanova36464 ай бұрын
ted office is…. developing everyone…. without that damn couch
@halo7oo4 ай бұрын
the toffice...
@Eli_A.k.a_Moss4 ай бұрын
1 WEEK WITHOUT TEDS ALCHOHOLIC RANTS AND SCHLATTS NEW OUTFITS, I AM OFFICIALLY A *CHUCKLE HATER*
@buttcracker4 ай бұрын
I think you mixed up schloat and red there
@Ian-tn2vy4 ай бұрын
“tucker sitting on a lily pad” fanart of that… NOW
@ItZJaY74 ай бұрын
4 ADS! BRO, THEY'RE GETTING THEIR MONEY UP!!!🗣🔥🔥
@sphofu4 ай бұрын
i havent walked for 9 years and i just would like to say thank you, your podcast gave me the courage to stand up and turn this thing off💗
@gagehammarlund9484 ай бұрын
Kimmy Granger
@middlemac82484 ай бұрын
This is by far the most amount of sponsorship I've ever seen ever in one video
@kadencetm93524 ай бұрын
The amount of ads is starting to get ridiculous dude
@middlemac82484 ай бұрын
@@kadencetm9352 ikr like four sponsers in one video and on top of that like 7 ads on the video from youtube
@xtfgrw4 ай бұрын
Not-bisexual Ted referring to Tucker as babe now. OK.
@shlagsinm4 ай бұрын
we need to re bisexual ted im making a MTGA
@mr.tv0014 ай бұрын
shlatt with the warm light and faintly red cheeks looks like a very cozy creator
@justinmeek4 ай бұрын
Ted out here wearing the Dracula Flow t-shirt like we wouldn't notice.
@josephhatsburg30354 ай бұрын
we can tell for certain that this shi is ain't nothing for him
@cryptied4 ай бұрын
this is a good reminder of schatt's actual age. he gives such intense 40 year old divorcee vibes that i forget i'm a year older than he is
@Firetail-tx1rg4 ай бұрын
love how schlatt opens this episode with the narstiest sounding sneezes, good job
@bonelysschicken4 ай бұрын
“That was a different instruction” i felt this tucker
@jamescorrigan25724 ай бұрын
I'm currently listening to the "our fans deepest confessions" episode on Spotify from about a month ago. I'm only 37 minutes in and I've already had 3 ad breaks, with 2 sponsors and an "angi" ad in each break. Just thought I'd let you know, because it makes for a very unpleasant listening experience. Sorry if this has already been brought to your attention. Thank you Schlarg, Tuffer and Shed
@Acid_Grayson4 ай бұрын
looking real cute schlatt also happy birthday.
@kingzeno17084 ай бұрын
Ted trying to spirit bomb Schlatt's sneeze was hilarious
@Al_X-20054 ай бұрын
They say if you Chuckle into the Sandwich for long enough the Sandwich Chuckles back
@Curlyaaa4 ай бұрын
Schlatt in his mexican era has me blushing, tu dile que hablas español perfectamente 🫶
@Krisbobolink4 ай бұрын
All 3 of them seem like they are finally joyful and happy this episode
@xtfgrw4 ай бұрын
So glad I watched to the end to see Tucker's canon change from cherub to... something more nefarious.
@T0tal-J0kerr4 ай бұрын
OMG THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING ON MY BIRTHDAY TED SCHLATT AND TUCKER
@greyguara4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday, tomorrow's my turn 🎉🎉
@Alwayssillyandgoofy4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉🎉
@Alwayssillyandgoofy4 ай бұрын
@@greyguarahappy birthday for tomorrow 🎉🎉
@camille17954 ай бұрын
My birthday was 2 days ago. How could they upload late and miss it 😢
@DooritoJames4 ай бұрын
hampy birthday
@walkerjessop42384 ай бұрын
This episode was just a simultaneous ADHD trip and then everyone locked in once they realized time was running out
@prons_gaming50834 ай бұрын
The way Ted uses "Babe" is a very bisexual way to use it
@SOJO3074 ай бұрын
thanks for feeding us big daddy
@KyneGG4 ай бұрын
Yaba my icing, new sammy has been uploaded 🤩🤩
@skylarwood7234 ай бұрын
No way nobodies saying anything about Schlatt saying look up "kimmy granger likes it rough"
@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere4 ай бұрын
bro is watching teen stuff
@Tacomeister873 ай бұрын
Came across that video on my own before I watched this video, was surprised as hell to see people mentioning schlatt in the comments of it lmao
@huntr014 ай бұрын
I saw Ted while he was moving boxes into his apartment and when I went up to him he quickly lunged at me with a tungsten cube in a box and beat my shins off
@berrycade4 ай бұрын
I miss Charlie, he always kept them from being Winter Ted & Winter Schlatt
@windowlicker40294 ай бұрын
It's been like a year
@musicalpuppies1234 ай бұрын
when will charles return from the war
@carlosaltamirano46744 ай бұрын
@@windowlicker4029it’s been like 2 years now
@shlagsinm4 ай бұрын
@@musicalpuppies123i have to start knitting and staring out a old dusting window awaiting for charles return 💔
@clibjub124 ай бұрын
I love when Philip and Ronald are talking and then randomly the 3rd one makes their first noise and the camera cuts to it. Really keeps me on my feet
@nevermind98544 ай бұрын
Goosen is a synonym for a word in the Midwest called “fiending”. Ex. “I’m fiending for a pizza right now”
@Butteredprawns4 ай бұрын
Fiending is at least used here in California as well. And I think in most places in the US now
@gong2564 ай бұрын
Goosin, fiening, hankering
@dogfish1814 ай бұрын
Lmao no Fiending started in hip hop and rap songs
@himanbam4 ай бұрын
@@dogfish181 And hip hop comes from the midwest
@dogfish1814 ай бұрын
@@himanbam lmao ok pal I’m from the St. Louis area so please tell me more about my culture
@Kentuckians4 ай бұрын
I’m killing myself 😂
@himanbam4 ай бұрын
It's strange that Ted pretends not to know who Mr. Wonderful is despite the fact that Schlatt mentioned him at 5:10 during episode 55 of chuckle sandwich. A little suspicious one might say? Edit: He also mentioned him at 49:17 in episode 40
@dryegg51624 ай бұрын
related to Schlatt being vaguely german, there is a village in switzerland named schlatt
@Rasudido4 ай бұрын
As a native spanish speaker and latin american I would've totally been on board with Schlatt attempting to be the latin liason to the streaming audience. A missed oportunity.
@Flapjack4834 ай бұрын
that opening schlatt sneeze actually flayed me that was insane
@tristankuykendall2304 ай бұрын
the real products are the friends we made along the way
@blueberry074 ай бұрын
ted is NOT beating these bi allegations
@sooperspeedy4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite podcast to watch while I’m having a mental breakdown :D
@windowlicker40294 ай бұрын
The bags under my eyes are so big the TSA asks to check them at the airport 😀
@Cosmichero_4 ай бұрын
@@windowlicker4029 is this a i don’t even like granola bars by laughing matter reference or are you just annoying
@helenanimocks4 ай бұрын
Schlong looks fetching this episode
@indefinte-hiatus4 ай бұрын
w pfp and fr
@hollow95524 ай бұрын
Tucker has a hollow knight figure in the back of his setup. I am happy.
@lilathedumb224 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Schlatt! Congrats on a fully developed brain!
@iamporkychops4 ай бұрын
he's still got a while to go
@crow_of_judgment4 ай бұрын
Ted sounds just like my sandwich at 1:41
@ectobun4 ай бұрын
Y'all need to stop putting ten minutes of ads in the Spotify version, it's absurd
@JLCIV-c3p3 ай бұрын
True
@aegisblze4 ай бұрын
Interesting Schlatt thinks people born after 9/11 shouldn’t have access to the internet because if that were true he would be out of a job
@Im_Jakon4 ай бұрын
Schlatt needs an InVest, to display his massive net worth in real time
@putriscool4 ай бұрын
thank you chuckle sandwich. i was about to snap and go insane if i had to wait another day for a new episode. it's been so long.
@StrawberryDusty4 ай бұрын
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster to the man behind the slaughter
@putriscool4 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryDusty since you've been gone ive been singing this stupid song
@StrawberryDusty4 ай бұрын
@@putriscool so I could ponder the sanity of your mother *clap clap* 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜️⬜️⬜️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
@neutrailmix4 ай бұрын
there’s a kid in my class that looks exactly like a teenage tucker and it’s scary
@musicalpuppies1234 ай бұрын
Ted saying "babe" is vaguely italian but I think he's confusing it with "boss"
@raecarat4 ай бұрын
Schlatt hablando español es mi nuevo personalidad por el resto del año. Period
@GibThom4 ай бұрын
I love this show so much
@llamalady91724 ай бұрын
Why are you here
@lukyansilver27714 ай бұрын
i have an injured back and a chest infection and within 3 minutes chuckle sandwich reminded me of both my problems. I came here to escape that. Thanks for nothing schlorg and ted
@lykaiosisadora4 ай бұрын
If it makes Ted feel any better, I had no idea who J Schlatt was before finding this podcast several months back. I found Chuckle Sandwich searching for some more Ted. To further that, I had no idea Schlatt was more than "Ted's friend" until about a month ago. I watched Mr. Beast's game thing and told my boyfriend "that guy that podcasts with Ted was on it." I managed to remember Schlatt's name after a few minutes and he died laughing while explaining.
@alextorchia22894 ай бұрын
tucker not pressing “youtuber” on google trends to get the actual trend was triggering
@ogummyo10224 ай бұрын
In good mythical morning fashion Tucker should've told them how many they got wrong then let them change a certain amount of answers.
@sam_xiaoyao4 ай бұрын
Episode idea: tell each other random story about yourself but let other guess if its real or fake
@CreativeCamile4 ай бұрын
schlatt was so giggly today i'm obsessed
@Kingbimmy4 ай бұрын
That zipped lip bit that took Schlatt out was so fucking good. I love when Ted doesn’t skip a beat with his “yes, and” to mock someone. 👌🏻😂
@greenmoosen3 ай бұрын
They called it DogBell when it could've been Ding-Dog smh
@rookiereekie3584 ай бұрын
>schlatt took APUSH >no idea who mccarthy is
@fnsolem4 ай бұрын
Finally I can chuckle
@Gkakusi4 ай бұрын
Real
@N0on_Mo0n4 ай бұрын
i think this is a record amount of sponsors
@DearHeart22224 ай бұрын
Love seeing Tucker in his jealous girlfriend era
@GalactoseGalaxy4 ай бұрын
Bring the guests back, I want to watch anyone else but these three
@MichiDelNoche3 ай бұрын
On behalf of the hispanic community we declare schlatt an official spanish content creator
@kelpykelp15424 ай бұрын
I listened to this while working out and my limbs all folded into eachother and snapped under the weight. Love the podcast guys ❤
@TannCo24 ай бұрын
I am SO PROUD of Tucker for standing his ground and not giving the answers early. Teb got absolutely blocked.
@ic2364 ай бұрын
kubo the creature, right, almost forgot about that guy
@NoBrainer74 ай бұрын
Ted feels like the dumb comic relief character of a sitcom
@phrugg37894 ай бұрын
This podcast is slowly excommunicating audio listeners
@grumdinnerbone4 ай бұрын
happy birthday schigma
@amonde85724 ай бұрын
justice for tucker- he’s right about LOTR (its good!)
@joezakelj51584 ай бұрын
Ted with possibly the worst take in chuckle sandwich history saying no one likes the Lord of the Rings.
@musicalpuppies1234 ай бұрын
Tucker with possibly the worst take in chuckle sandwich history saying everyone likes the Lord of the Rings
@shlagsinm4 ай бұрын
best take ever
@GiovanniQuagliozzi-re4ls4 ай бұрын
You insult me, you insult my mother, and my sister. Expect a visit from myself and the boys. Father Tony’s a gonna hear about this.
@davitsimonyan274 ай бұрын
The Rainforest Cafe correlation was inaccurate because they still had Ted's name misspelled during the search
@JollyRanchersGrandma4 ай бұрын
Man who up chuckling their sandwich rn
@strxwbxrry_4204 ай бұрын
29:36 This is actually the angriest I think I’ve ever seen him lmfao
@KlinkyKlink4 ай бұрын
Ngl this episode might be favorite puppy
@Otzkar4 ай бұрын
I thought schlatt was supposed to be the disrespectful one.. then Ted just says "yeah those guys that died in a boat crash? Crisis actors! That's AI"
@misledsine82424 ай бұрын
Tucker likes Ned calling him babe a bit too much
@roz63464 ай бұрын
4 ads is insane
@crusaderwm60-e484 ай бұрын
Apandah spews his vile vitriol at 1:09:20
@TheFriendshipTunnel4 ай бұрын
Wrong padcast pal
@PMtoAM4 ай бұрын
The creature
@IMosuGoji4 ай бұрын
It’s amazing how “Schlatt” can cry on command it shows how he manipulated those people in 2007
@churchchortles4 ай бұрын
Finally posted again, excited to watch! Inspired me and my friends to start a podcast
@augusthoney31014 ай бұрын
there is an eastern european air about schlatt that i can't put into words. happy birthday big guy