What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?

[@chrisiguess4740]

Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make

[@tej2199]

u mean fetus?

[@jimmyjoe1488]

I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid

[@peepop6258]

Dish soap

[@guy6074]

Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol

[@alexsiemers7898]

Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_

[@pajorion]

somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless

[@blake_drawz9194]

Brother

[@oTraitor]

cus of the hair

[@666verylongcat8]

Facts

[@luukvanloo7195]

Offbrand pablo escobar

[@mr.salaxander8330]

A transport hawk that delivers heroin

[@actuallybingo]

They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich

[@Hackedschema28906]

The ads are evolving.

[@awfulawsten7206]

Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, KZbin, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?

[@EqTwi]

This shit feels like Mythical Morning

[@tomchillen3039]

You have to shut up

[@marycoffelt3041]

Thats two faced Teddy for ya

[@RaccoonEatingIcecream]

Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*

[@waterwolf982]

Those aren't bubbles ... yet

[@Not-Wanted.-.]

You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.

[@Thefakenoob462]

i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up

[@Kademan6809]

@@Thefakenoob462SAME

[@thescholarsjourney661]

You also should not eat dishsoap

[@rice4423]

It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance

[@walf6470]

Even schlatt fears the Big man

[@kaim7709]

hes the bigger big man

[@tonieeb9220]

@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy

[@beercansam9290]

No joke their violent personas complement each other very well

[@softiibvnxxl.1458]

@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣

[@Fyrebarr]

Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men

[@temutemacular]

True

[@KKNOWSYOU]

They’re compatible

[@thetrainsguy7564]

underrated comment

[@tapeesa2866]

WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK

[@ant_ler3837]

@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad

[@jairzeuske9885]

I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.

[@MrHAH-cd9ku]

Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.

[@oodlemynoodle3753]

The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey

[@Kbbrianne]

This comment is so superbly on point

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe

[@jamzee_]

Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt

[@jstar3382]

The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good

[@Wired_User]

Good???

[@Spade-p2l]

@@Wired_Useryes. Good.

[@zargonat2484]

“Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”

[@doogan8255]

We saw the video

[@kaycinarchives]

@@doogan8255 shut up

[@doogan8255]

@@kaycinarchives nah

[@clayph0bia]

@@doogan8255 ratio

[@doogan8255]

@@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do

[@MemeSlayer]

As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy

[@RG_Rizzy]

Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks

[@cloudperson890]

@@RG_Rizzy Bricks? More like soft cement.

[@wonightmare]

@@cloudperson890 honestly

[@amandajensen3382]

Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!

[@altoes8884]

How are you not hospitalized

[@jschlattLIVE]

This was the worst day of my life

[@suphicx902]

Same

[@snugkhan6374]

Very cool!

[@79Wyred]

big guy

[@svbrother9949]

Truly disgusting

[@objecto2436]

unfortunate

[@Whetfaartz1]

14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.

[@poppyleech]

schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week

[@jessicamcdarby]

Bestie it made mine

[@stephaniebaker1975]

the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous

[@kaden9055]

It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ

[@x_5724]

It made my day better 😩

[@LieceyBoiz]

Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA

[@kabkabkab]

im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted

[@GerdWatches]

Bold of you to assume.

[@madelinhere]

I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

ted could comfortably eat me in one meal

[@darm4467]

Yes, we are all small men

[@GerdWatches]

I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow

[@Ryyi23]

Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy

[@Jim-dy4wv]

Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.

[@jebadia_mimes704]

Theres a yin and yang: charlie And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted

[@bruhsauce644]

there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die

[@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.

[@Thepresident498]

It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues

[@jwaffles9269]

Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”

[@eagle0710]

Poison tastes good, but only once

[@nxlschrona7969]

@@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!

[@eagle0710]

@@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this

[@nickhenley1338]

Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good

[@natechicken685]

@@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly

[@spok0440]

I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge

[@LordMegatherium]

I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.

[@stevem.o.1185]

The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth

[@imjustme5934]

@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal

[@VERXELIS.]

@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot

[@jayshroomalt]

@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime

[@gabrielryan-leon832]

I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man

[@PLK123]

And big lion

[@seven07777]

He's the only person more chaotic

[@bipolingdaco1607]

What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.

[@GamerKid11]

Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level

[@arisketches4317]

The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed

[@tactile2878]

Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.

[@sp_00nsy]

Ngl that's real cool shit dude I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.

[@yanselalmodovar918]

Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit. Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up. You: For science. Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.

[@sp_00nsy]

@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there

[@tactile2878]

@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao

[@securelilyjt6057]

Olive oils homophobic! Dammmn risky take

[@macys.2162]

“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021

[@tooth_fairy5236]

ITS THE FOX MAN

[@soleynott]

Can I join the circus?🦧

[@JonoPee669]

Yup

[@FirstNameLastName-di7wk]

name of your sextape lol

[@user-dq4ck5vm3w]

YOUR PFP-

[@foto9254]

i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep

[@Will-tn6zu]

The thick water put him in a catatonic state

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

he was probably a bit tipsy

[@Bidens_Diaper]

Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.

[@Gamer_Dylan_6]

That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.

[@ahuman1571]

it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that

[@roboonmute]

I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it

[@Victor-Baxter]

“Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?

[@Chava5369]

Because all tap water is disgusting

[@guapogordonguapofraizer8311]

@@Chava5369 I mean not necessarily

[@plece]

@@Chava5369 at least all US tap water

[@zkincheloe1412]

@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well

[@cherrisoda892]

Is this a reference

[@walter1853]

“Big milk’s gotcha by the balls, and he’s milkin’ ya” got me so bad lol

[@j11yfish]

Saw this just as schlatt said it lmao

[@Mrs5guysni]

Time stamp

[@walter1853]

@@Mrs5guysni 6:34

[@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak]

This was so golden you got your 1000th like

[@StylzB]

"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila

[@slashatsasha784]

It's the same thing for that man.

[@helloitsme6702]

@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all

[@boowomp7574]

It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix

[@StylzB]

@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho

[@likeapro4242]

Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day

[@whatashittyname.6460]

Yes

[@cutiebetutie]

HAHAHA YEA

[@ianorsomething]

It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter

[@Siamesetiger178]

@@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT

[@ianorsomething]

@@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc

[@chickenweiner1009]

It does not surprise me at all that schlatt liked the beer in cheerios

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

*Jschlatt looks at dish soap* Ted : No, that's not edible. *Literally seconds after* *Ted picks up raid bug spray*

[@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc]

Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???

[@mclarensenna3619]

@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...

[@dylo7564]

*s u n b l o c k*

[@mysticat]

next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal

[@rroselandd]

Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea

[@thy_queen_arsene]

cereal squared

[@GruesomeUntitledYale]

Holy crap that actually sounds great lol

[@EliksniEnjoyer]

Whats up checkmark

[@melonsoepic]

@@rroselandd U AGAIN :O

[@thequeen954]

i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness

[@Greenhawk4]

Bruh what? That’s just a parfait then.

[@spiralghosts]

@@Greenhawk4 a parfait is cereal and yogurt??

[@Greenhawk4]

@@spiralghosts I mean if your having yogurt and what’s basically just toppings than yeah.

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Also the cereal stays drier

[@Olivia-jf8ef]

Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul

[@elizabethgrace_752]

Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)

[@isthatthegrimreaper4726]

PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN

[@shizukajoestarfp5518]

LMAO

[@matiasbrena2287]

I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok

[@kevinclay6863]

Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless

[@cicikyuu2429]

The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video

[@marynorthenscold3041]

"I'm a business man" 🤠

[@IsaacDoublestar]

same i took a screenshot lol

[@AMan-xz7tx]

@@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted" *proceeds to chug thick water anyways

[@sameel3843]

Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?

[@siimious]

@@sameel3843 Maybe both?

[@bunsenn5064]

Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.

[@ray-wp3rw]

ack why did this send me so much lmao

[@Cytise91]

@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you

[@ray-wp3rw]

@@Cytise91 hell

[@JustSomeoneYouMightKnow]

@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then

[@Fawnfreckle]

@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?

[@golekash]

I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.

[@Glabur1]

I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.

[@naterosen9786]

200th like

[@mrshankinson5327]

357th like

[@mrshankinson5327]

@@naterosen9786 first like

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

7:53 Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk

[@dawooziest8765]

@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no

[@cllreo00]

oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”

[@bobcore224]

Yup same

[@spikemurphy5054]

That would be gross.

[@CrustyToeSucker]

Same 😂😂😂

[@wyoot3662]

i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention

[@lorgotsbrig8494]

Suggestion*

[@fakedoorsfordinner1677]

@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*

[@assortedcinnamonrolls]

16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀

[@isaacwhyy]

this was ridiculously difficult to watch

[@tirachies]

agreed

[@hanaeve__]

Yooo isaac

[@chloeprice9649]

hi isaac

[@scarrxkamii]

isaacwhy youtube channel

[@gimmiborn2567]

yeah

[@chloe_harkema]

New title: Schlatt gets drunk while Ted suffers

[@wiltedangel]

schlatt plays on the dream smp while ted has a brain aneurysm

[@lazyDudesGaming]

“It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.

[@АнтонПешков-ъ7н]

Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this

[@tim_1134]

schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery

[@thomasdamery7734]

That's because he's in LA

[@peanutman7283]

@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog

[@dead2519]

he always does

[@rroselandd]

same

[@YourMateMurph]

Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday

[@offbrandat]

schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!

[@MJVanD]

It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.

[@minnmaxxing6432]

Ted saying "Welcome to LA." Whilst holding a spoon full of honey nut cheerios doused in olive oil radiates an energy I cant describe

[@ZuutNewt]

I can. Chaotic

[@UncleAsmos2005]

Pure fucking Entrophy right there

[@joshc5613]

@@UncleAsmos2005 Ted gives off so much pure entropy that he actually breaks the second law of thermodynamics

[@reekill_playlists]

for me it's a mix of fear and joy... and death if I have to hold any laughter inside

[@imawhale2205]

9:11

[@doktorlarkey]

sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt

[@Memu_]

It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over

[@DJProfessorL]

2 big men

[@yufelon]

@@DJProfessorL huge

[@bee_._berry7324]

@@yufelon massive.

[@ellieweaver7414]

@@bee_._berry7324 enormous

[@imaperson9582]

@@joao-c1l gigantes

[@NickkAtNyte]

Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.

[@diamondrel5190]

Extremely true

[@chadbarnett4562]

And that makes for a good podcast

[@greenscreengamer8008]

Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.

[@JTBallew]

Cr1tikal is a true neutral

[@bladmad]

I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that

[@raytheman42]

schlatt is like the character in a video game that only appears a couple times but is still everyone's favorite character

[@divadwerdna4624]

In Slimes new Minecraft videothat is his exact role 😂

[@therealheisenberg8083]

Armstrong

[@ajaxxvoidmage3454]

@@therealheisenberg8083 standing here

[@therealheisenberg8083]

@@ajaxxvoidmage3454 I realize you were just like me

[@ajaxxvoidmage3454]

@@therealheisenberg8083 trying to make history

[@absomaddo]

I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.

[@starzariaguy5151]

It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.

[@cyber2952]

yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?

[@greatone6196]

Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:

[@iiomqfaderz]

@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999

[@beercansam9290]

When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd

[@OriOriOhG]

@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man

[@CaptainClapper]

It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die Their life is honey, nut, cheerio

[@ctnightmare5709]

pffft-

[@mayoactual2065]

Their partner usually being the queen bee

[@door.5976]

Holy shit why does this not have more likes?

[@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd]

UNDERRATED COMMENT DJDJDJSJDHDJDSJSJSJSJ

[@nadeendies581]

This comment

[@case6668]

This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find

[@sokoja]

i was that neighborhood kid

[@case6668]

Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess

[@benwithers2266]

me, i was that kid

[@case6668]

I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray

[@benwithers2266]

@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day

[@sasha-is-eepy]

i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through

[@alittlespice7723]

Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.

[@izzbee3419]

timestamp??

[@yoitsads]

what you know about rolling down in the deep

[@brooke5968]

@@izzbee3419 10:12

[@pyppuspice8807]

i want a full version of him singing the entire song

[@snethies]

@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze

[@radiastarva]

We need a part 2 of this, but with different drinks: orange juice, vodka, whiskey, melted butter, etc.

[@auguszorion]

i was shocked on vodka and whiskey but whats that fourth one

[@huskyandshepardstudios1118]

I wonder why he didn’t use youghurt

[@TaxEvader22]

lol Is melted butter a common drink

[@auguszorion]

@@TaxEvader22 hm yes i love chugging melted butter by the gallon

[@CaseyShontz]

@@TaxEvader22 hey the title says liquid, not drink 🤷🏼

[@max_dotson]

The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.

[@bfc9467]

what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation

[@spikemurphy5054]

They still wasted a lot of cereal.

[@thehorrorwombat]

1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.

[@ThePhantomCavalier]

I never realized how New York Schlatt sounds until hearing him next to Ted.

[@puppicorpse9549]

have u never heard them speak to each other before ??

[@LanceWillMakeIt]

@@puppicorpse9549 probably not 1 on 1

[@bigmamaginger8252]

Also never notice how small shlatts head looks next to ted

[@justanother_witheredrose894]

Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

[@altoes8884]

As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.

[@simp6170]

Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼

[@rathot6683]

or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad

[@derekl.2902]

@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work

[@SkkiterSkkater]

I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."

[@Pixelcraftian]

The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.

[@cyanide3263]

ratio

[@theorangecatkyo]

whats up checkmark

[@blu3sm3lls98]

What's up checkmark

[@kiki8792]

What's up checkmark

[@zants_]

not milk 😂

[@Zawaito]

"my cereal is loud and is demanding to know why i would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly"

[@yourdad1824]

I like how schlatt just drinks 1/8 bottle of margarita everytime he doesnt like something

[@No-uc1xs]

how tf are you not banned with that pfp

[@monkewithinternetaccess6107]

Of all profile pictures, why this one?

[@dobs8737]

@Jupiter Foxx down universal

[@dobs8737]

@Jupiter Foxx koala piss can give u chlamydia

[@slyfirefox3444]

Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal* Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫

[@user-ix4il2ql2v]

Nothing more manly

[@thepersons9794]

I want to like but it's at 666-

[@Justlilmonster]

Loving your mommy is hella manly

[@kittypeanut4102]

@@Justlilmonster yes

[@slyfirefox3444]

@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.

[@phatwhack]

The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids

[@imstupid880]

Wine

[@RE-zl7sy]

@@imstupid880 pee

[@alumynum9379]

30% vinegar

[@jennerhirata8404]

They gotta commit and do bug spray

[@blackbulld40]

@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible

[@lordofbears9463]

I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix

[@whipjack13]

“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021

[@RokuDaBoi]

*Gayschlatt *also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*

[@darrenflips7346]

@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*

[@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835]

Lol

[@katesszz]

@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke

[@niko9287]

"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt

[@maxbehymer8535]

Ted, flashing 2 crisp 20 dollar bills at Schlatt: "I was a business man doing business"

[@damianbrumfield3626]

69nice

[@superrinusblick4222]

I AM RICH TED.

[@flowey1]

i love how schaltt just washes every unpleasant flavour down with tequila

[@DecisionAvoidant]

There isn't even tequila in those mixes, it's just flavoring

[@mr.rotten9915]

Is there any other way to get rid of bad flavors?

[@buffboo]

Schlatt despises tequila

[@georgejones3826]

I would too

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

@@mr.rotten9915 *Soap?*

[@generaljaz2446]

Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day

[@JoAnna-le2wr]

You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most

[@JoAnna-le2wr]

@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.

[@goldenwing1262]

I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy

[@danielbonsu1139]

if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products: tea hot chocolate ranch chicken broth vinegar coffee (with creamer) coconut water tomato juice honey sprite

[@harlow5985]

I feel like stuff the margarita would be better with fruity cereals then for the coffee chocolatey cereals would be better I feel like they should've tried that

[@always963]

Maybe even yoghurt too

[@inkytanku8935]

What liquid acid,battery acids, and pee

[@DeadPanTV]

How is sprite the worst one on that list…

[@cowboyrider01]

NOT THE RANCH 😟

[@drgregg1509]

“No we are not doing dish soap, it’s inedible” Next scene: *the dish soap is there*

[@verynsawyer1413]

My only two thoughts during this video were: "why the fuck are they doing this?" and "why the fuck am I watching this?" 10/10

[@dnsoulx]

a part of schlatts soul was forever lost after chugging thick water

[@lugnugget9199]

"It sucked going in but it was better towards the end"-Jschlatt 2021

[@bagelbug6964]

its 2021..😭

[@lugnugget9199]

@@bagelbug6964 i dont what your talkinh abt 😅

[@angadgrewal9324]

?

[@emnersonn]

gayschlatt

[@livispuzzled]

@@bagelbug6964 okay and

[@zach5396]

Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.

[@thatcosmokramer]

That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.

[@gamingthatsall4253]

@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy

[@gun3881]

Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.

[@abzdragon2728]

@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear

[@skapaloka222]

Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.

[@dinjaninja2433]

Ted: likes milk Schlatt: alchohal 🗣️

[@moneysqueeze7164]

It deeply disturbs me that Schlatt chases everything down with margarita.

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

As a margarita myself i got confused

[@helloitsme6702]

@@Medeinathetrashcan334 my grandmas name is marguerite, u guys should meet

[@Marathon.52]

Is her last name Baker?

[@caleighhraee]

It puts hair on his chest

[@abbyward8017]

that jose cuervo margarita is really good tho… i don’t blame him

[@martelljosh]

Hearing a grown man with mutton chops call for his mother is now going to haunt my dreams

[@narcolipze8586]

Ted: no we’re not doing dish soap it’s not edible Ted seconds later: how bout some RAID

[@aBowlOfOranjes]

would've been the perfect segway to a Raid Shadow Legends ad

[@theatrekid.keegan]

Literally what I was about to say

[@narcolipze8586]

@@aBowlOfOranjes just stop please your scaring me

[@surfer9392]

14:31 shlag’s sole left his body

[@SpingotGoomer]

He ain't wrong about being lactose intolerant, I usually just power through it and suffer for that sweet sweet dairy

[@velkozby9571]

Amen to that. I don't care if my intestines rupture, there are too many good dairy products to pass up.

[@mariazollner5574]

i like milk too much to let my body stop me from drinking it

[@MrScraap]

same

[@KelseyDrummer]

Mind over matter.

[@whatwhat7798]

I’ve noticed people who are lactose intolerant and people who are allergic to dogs/ cats are so determined that they will power through pain for what they want. Gigachads. All of you.

[@dfr33man05]

The fact that schlatt it's just mowing down on sunflower seeds constantly makes me feel better about the 13 bags I have all over my house

[@briarwoods17]

sunflower seed enjoyers are supreme

[@ittselli3245]

Sunflowerr seeds are just great tbh

[@user-ym7eh8pi5i]

Especially salted ones

[@izzyme989]

I just continously whispered "oh no" while Schlatt consumed the thick water

[@emojibomb9030]

I think he saw the face of god in that moment

[@isabellataylor1343]

That was some *Thicc* water...

[@slugintub2642]

I was gagging *for* him

[@chair42]

@@slugintub2642 So was I.

[@JuppeD]

Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well

[@jasonjohnson3206]

The fact that Ted knows what wegmans is proves he’s a real one

[@rustyshackleford7594]

Welcome to Rochester baybe

[@mateokunzer]

@@rustyshackleford7594 get ya fucking garbage plates here ayy B)

[@elonmusksarmpit2424]

@@rustyshackleford7594 I always get so excited when I see someone else who lives in upstate New York. My dad is a security guard at wegmans!!

[@henryhalvorson4417]

East coast gang?

[@lovelybtches]

Wegmans is such a horrible name

[@theyluvvlanayah_9588]

“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt

[@Sabrina-gv1zf]

I love your pfp so much it hurts

[@myah3617]

@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME

[@anxiousshowercurtain1630]

@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫

[@Sabrina-gv1zf]

@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram

[@nikopuma9551]

"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt

[@4Isaac]

Ted is the type of man to tell people in school that he was 9 and 3 quarters

[@tomchillen3039]

Inches

[@CoinKid]

Genius

[@snowset675]

10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol

[@fallen4745]

Schlatt: "Im f*king rich!" Also Schlatt: *In a good $90,000 dollars in debt*

[@dcr645]

He is?

[@fallen4745]

@@dcr645 its a joke on lunch club's robbing other youtubers video

[@dcr645]

@@fallen4745 ah. I missed that one. Thanks!

[@Phrogg1es]

@@fallen4745 more like it’s a joke from the entirety of carsons smp live

[@kieranblunnie3033]

Schlatt and Ted are my favorite combo. They should have a podcast, maybe with a third host who's from.. idk Vermont

[@maya-dm1zp]

that would be a chuckle, it would be like a sandwich too, one slice of bread from the east coast, the other from the west coast

[@bliss.r6190]

@@maya-dm1zp mabye like a chuckle sandwich

[@maya-dm1zp]

@@bliss.r6190 i agree, i think if they did that, it would be my top listened to podcast on spotify

[@jackgahagan3908]

Guys have I got news for you

[@Cyrusnavarro___]

@@jackgahagan3908 WHAT NEWS. HE NEVER SAID THE NEWS

[@octaviariggs3677]

im about half way through, and i realized i was just smiling this big dumb smile throughout the whole thing. thanks for another excellent video, ted :)

[@foxham9813]

ted looks like peter

[@crow_ra]

Schlatt looks like his soul left his body when he chugged the thick water

[@mr.fragranceman8882]

Nice pfp uncle Qrow

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

alternatively titled: ted uses two crisp twenty dollar bills to send schlatt to the spirit realm

[@swayh7322]

dish soap warning: "if swallowed, drink a cup of water shlatt: *chugs margarita*

[@ur_best_Lil_Man]

You have to stop-

[@swayh7322]

@@ur_best_Lil_Man ?

[@ur_best_Lil_Man]

@@swayh7322 e

[@swayh7322]

@@ur_best_Lil_Man e

[@emilpersidski]

@@swayh7322 э

[@clairegb9837]

Teds side profile looks like he’s straight outta Whoville