If Minecraft Was Controlled By Twitter...

If Minecraft Was Controlled By Twitter... Minecraft lowkey be crazy when it's controlled by twitter.
Twitter - / chuckknasty
This is not Minecraft Multiplayer Be Like, When a Fornite Player Plays Minecraft, if Minecraft Was Free to Play, or If Minecraft was controlled by parents. This is If Minecraft Was Controlled By Twitter.

[@ChuckNasty]

Subscribe to get me unbanned...

[@Task..]

ok

[@GFUStudios]

Ok

[@arrangameboi711]

nah

[@Isaacmarbles]

I own The Oldest Comment On this video

[@Juansgc1110]

I am new

[@Zembie1]

I think sprinting should have gotten a cancel point because exercising is “fatphobic”

[@noxitathetwentyone]

not sprinting will also get you a cancel point because its encouraging people to be sedentary and unhealthy and also there is no logic in this world anymore

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

@@noxitathetwentyone so true 💀

[@scottish_lunatic]

ah yes, everyone should be overweight because that totally wont give you health problems and shorten your lifespan! whole of twitter: did you just say something fatphobic? sorry how is that fatphobic, im addressing the health issues of being overweight. whole of twitter: you just said overweight instead of "plus size"! thats fatphobic! you call it being fatphobic, (key word: fat) dont you think thats a little rude? twatter: ... *C A N C E L L E D .*

[@yaboycaso]

​@@scottish_lunaticTwitter people:IlL CaNcEl YoU

[@MathTextbook1]

​@@noxitathetwentyone Then you lose?

[@vanurp9130]

"There is no shame in killing an iron golem because it's white." -someone from Twitter.

[@TheStudioArchitect]

Probably lol.

[@wakomikro]

I can believe that. The are to many videos out taking about hit it's ok to treat whites like nothing and be racist to them.

[@CamoEye]

yessir

[@AverageSlime999]

I made an endermen farm 💀

[@miro_theburger]

he pushed a wither skeleton into a lava lake💀💀

[@CureChronos]

Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea on how to beat this, which is REALLY tedious, but if it works then it’s possible to beat the whole game without getting cancelled once. 1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone. 2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic. 3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass. 3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food. 4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets. 5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later. 6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible. 6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”. 7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled. 8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod. 9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough. 10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately. 11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold. 12a. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold. Bonemeal the moss to “infect” the walls of the stronghold. Doing so should trick the game (or the twitter users) into thinking that you’re now destroying moss blocks and not the stone bricks that are the walls of the stronghold, avoiding the “destroying ancient landmarks” penalty. EDIT: Actually wait hang on, I think you can only moss stone, not stone brick. Use pistons. XD It will be tedious but it's theoretically possible to do because you're not "destroying" blocks (?) 12b. Excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold safely until you find the portal room. This is done so that you don’t have to go into the stronghold to find it, which would give you the “entering an ancient landmark” penalty. Once you find a portal, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal. 12c. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty. 13a. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser. 13b. To enter the portal without entering the stronghold, use an ender pearl and fire it at the portal frame. You will teleport into the portal and thus teleport to the end safely. 14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon. 15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar. 16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done! I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂

[@Eclipsity]

took forever to read too lmao but good idea

[@mrsvolochsbodyna5369]

U want mine and use coal?! Cancelled.

[@teagankoth-jw9ps]

The problem with using the bonus chest is that even if it's god given just for you, it encourages religious beliefs, hence the existence of hell

[@CureChronos]

@@teagankoth-jw9ps Ah, true. There’s no point in me arguing against anything, but I’ll say that if that’s the case then playing the game itself is an act of cancellation. This is because the moment you start a new world, people would say you’re already encouraging religious beliefs as god is creating the world. 😂 We didn’t get that from the video, so I think it should be fine.

[@teagankoth-jw9ps]

@@CureChronos that's true, I retract my statement

[@PaperLuigi14]

"endangered species" Meanwhile endermen being the only mobs to appear in every dimension:

[@Qwaziop]

silverfish:

[@PaperLuigi14]

@@Qwaziop ...Silverfish are only found in the Overworld.

[@Qwaziop]

@@PaperLuigi14 I mean the ENDER dragon

[@NX-Delta]

​@@Qwaziopwhat's with ender dragon?

[@TheRecklessBravery]

@@NX-Deltawe will never know until he answer

[@BlackPeggy]

I thought he was gonna get cancelled for racism when he killed that Enderman, in a boat nonetheless 💀

[@TheStudioArchitect]

fr💀💀

[@Kmart2K]

fr

[@ThatSmilingTophat]

Same 💀

[@sirc0o1alpha]

i thought the same with the wither skeleton ☠️

[@CamoEye]

oh nah

[@justseffstuff3308]

"I guess stealing from the poor can't get you cancelled" Too true, bro

[@ADcommenter]

Meanwhile they accuse Mrbeast of the same thing

[@SuperJman1111]

@@ADcommenter No, they accuse him of not giving enough (they don’t know what a budget is)

[@iamthegreenarrow762]

@@SuperJman1111 MrBeast betrayed me

[@SuperJman1111]

@@iamthegreenarrow762 How?

[@sanzei611]

The advancement "Isn't it iron pick?" makes it even better (For anyone who doesn't know like I didn't for years, it sounds like "Isn't it ironic", took me 5 years to figure it out)

[@Acruxis]

Considering what world we're living in right now, it's all fun and jokes until it actually happens somewhere

[@TGP-vq4vi]

democrat states:

[@TbV-st8ef]

Mojang's political correctness masterplan:

[@TbV-st8ef]

​@@TGP-vq4vifacts

[@tuckersimmers968]

@@TGP-vq4viFacts.

[@tuckersimmers968]

@@TGP-vq4viR.I.P. 2nd Amendment.

[@StickVincent12]

When you get cancelled for walking on the ground because you're apparently killing microscopic animals

[@mubestvideos586]

Do microscopic animals even exist in Minecraft?

[@LightUpSCIENCE]

😂😂😂

[@JavieyauYT]

Twitter:you killed an endangered species Endermen:we be infesting a whole dimension

[@dubbyplays]

enderman should be canceled because they're watercists and waterphobics

[@wiltonginman6550]

Maybe they’re endangered in the nether dimension

[@The_Dr_Fate]

​@@wiltonginman6550yeah, they are kinda rare in the nether

[@newden-dinimation7120]

​@@The_Dr_Fate but aren't they able to warp from 1 dimension to another?

[@boomerboy9214]

@@dubbyplays here's 10 reasons why Enderman should be "canceled and tortured for all eternity" 1. enderman always has pink eyes. not everyone has pink eyes, your eye color-denying Satanists. 2. they are black. 3. they hate water. water is essential for life. they are implying that life should die. 4. they have long arms and legs. think about the short-armed and short-legged, you offensive pieces of shit! 5. enderman can pick up blocks. this is a subliminal message that black people steal things! end the violence against black people, you racists! 6. they have voice lines that are backward. this, again, is a subliminal message that black people don't know speech! 7. enderman are bald. this is a stereotype for black people being bald! 8. they start screaming at you if you look at them. this is a stereotype for black parents verbally abusing their kids! 9. they have 40 hitpoints, most mobs don't have that much. this is a stereotype for black people being physically strong! 10. they use their fists to attack you. this is a stereotype for black people not knowing how to fight!

[@jackattack5838]

Chuck: *gets cancelled* Chuck 29 minutes later: And I'm still cancelled to this day...

[@goodykitty590]

Hello fellow cat

[@jackattack5838]

@@goodykitty590 lol we have same profile but yours is zoomed in

[@AD5149]

ikr

[@jackattack5838]

@Gato~ pog giga cat love the gato meme lol

[@migling]

And I'm a cookie cat

[@4elblend]

2:45 you doesnt get canceled because iron golem is basicly a white man..

[@KungErik]

🤨

[@Jake_Gotthard]

Ohh that makes sense

[@BrunoTheTuber]

But if you mine obsidian..

[@cat1554]

I thought it was because they're like the police

[@revivesyourgolder3130]

1:00 I find it so funny That the fucking destroyed shipwreck is considered as "public property"

[@YuzinhaSz]

Titanic be like:

[@CamoEye]

Imagine buying a $30 dollar game, and having to also pay a subscription to play it.

[@fippohippo]

@@justanquietkid15 nintendo online games:

[@RukarioEnterprisesLLC]

GTA Online and Xbox in a nutshell ($40 game, plus an extra $100 for Xbox/PlayStation subscription...)

[@ABlueyFan]

@@RukarioEnterprisesLLC GTA Online is just trash now so I don’t think it’s worth playing.

[@Mastersharkmapping]

*EA* *SPORTS* *Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ*

[@CamoEye]

wait how was i not getting notifications

[@haxotf]

2:00 Vegans when they realize eating plants is also killing life.

[@chrisgonzalez328]

Send this message to a vegan convention and there history

[@plushtrapthegamer2081]

And also we are killing animals also to let vegans still have a food supply

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

they are gonna be saying they dont feel pain n shit

[@ltgaming8510]

Vegans are aware that they consume plants, which are living organisms. However, their justification for eating plants is based on the understanding that plants likely do not experience pain or have a conscious awareness like animals do. While plants do respond to their environment and exhibits certain behaviors, they lack a central nervous system and brain, which are essential for the experience of pain. Vegans argue that since plants do not possess the ability to suffer, it is ethically justifiable to consume them as a source of nutrition. It is important to note that plants are a necessary part of the vegan diet, as they provide essential nutrients like vitamins, minerals, and fiber. Vegans prioritize minimizing harm to sentient beings, and since plants are not believed to be sentient, they are considered an acceptable food source.

[@chrisgonzalez328]

@@ltgaming8510 that somehting a vegan would say post bacon and meat quick 🍔🍗🥓🍖🥩🥩🍗🥓🍗🥩🍔🍖🍔🥓🍗🍗🍔🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🍖🍖🥩🍗🍔🍔🥩🍗🍔🥩🍔🥩🍔

[@ozgamerab8780]

3:15 Make sure you let the zombies hit you first, because then hitting them back is self defence.

[@benjamindouglas3286]

You’d still get cancelled

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@benjamindouglas3286Self defence is legal.

[@benjamindouglas3286]

@@ozgamerab8780 well I know but they like weak people who won’t defend themselves

[@assassinunknown6664]

Attempting to defend yourself is cancelable because no violence.

[@benjamindouglas3286]

@@assassinunknown6664 no defending yourself they love bullying

[@funfungerman8401]

3:30 no way that they’re a hell shaming!

[@TheStudioArchitect]

This isn't accurate enough. If Minecraft was actually controlled by Twitter, you would have been cancelled for being a white man entering a village of... what would you call them, Native Villagers? Either way, you would have been cancelled for entering a village as a white man. Or, better yet, for even being a man. Still 90% accurate though lol.

[@QueraS22]

It is accurate

[@wakomikro]

One of the best and most accurate comments on this video.

[@614N]

Did you check his Minecraft skin though... He is a fu-

[@eljessekarbon]

u could also get banned for hate to Amber Heard

[@eavyeavy2864]

Only act when law is broken and not care about people's feeling is as robotic as dystopian society.

[@innit778]

This video makes me realize how people can treat this game as real life.

[@PigeonVR646]

lmao

[@fictional_grass27]

Fr

[@bluntweaponenjoyer]

and thus the concept of an SMP was born

[@NicketyWicketyCW]

Hey I’m glad twitter didn’t actually do this, especially bc destroying a shipwreck in international waters is in most circumstances completely legal under international maritime law.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

That is definitely your special interest

[@ThePC007]

1:05 This is inaccurate. Twitter doesn’t care about destruction of property. :D

[@Pandasword93]

But if mrbeast cures blindness):

[@AJOlesen]

They do care, but they don't care if it's for BLM.

[@Tryxonie]

Random dude: "Animals are not for eating" Farms: Am I a joke to you ?!

[@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes]

Factory Farms: Hold My Beer.

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

@@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes Some stupid protesters glued themselves to food processing belt? Not my problem.

[@paolarei4418]

Slaughterhouses : bro think i shoud quit 💀

[@gizmo835]

If animals really are not for eating, why are most of them edible and not like... poisonous, or something? I mean, sure, there's poisonous frogs, poisonous fish and poisonous insects, but have you heard of a poisonous cow, poisonous pig, poisonous chicken or anything like that?

[@probablypeenuts]

you mean vegan teacher

[@Speed-TV]

4:03 lol the music box

[@QuandaleDingle001]

Fnaf music

[@HBD77]

GET OUT ​@@QuandaleDingle001

[@Ninety095]

I like that music

[@ColdPalmer-200]

1:28 *GOD BLESS*

[@GamerSloth-now-CardSloth]

I would love to see someone try to beat this as a gamemode.

[@caiodreemurr7837]

Gamemodes sets how everything behave and it's not only your world, it's everyone's. Let them set their world as well you dictator

[@TheDMChannelPerplexity]

You can’t.Well,maybe if the seed was lucky enough and there was enough items with you but yeah.

[@jakubbariasz6235]

​@@TheDMChannelPerplexitylate reply but I think it is possible. Taking stuff from abandomed villages doesn't cancells you as we saw. There you can get needed mats. Building nether portal doesn't cancells you, but activating it does. What if we would make fire go there and activate it itself? Killing blazes is okay. It would be hard but doable

[@TheDMChannelPerplexity]

@@jakubbariasz6235 But it would be a hassle indeed.

[@securityskitty]

Idk if that's possible

[@GottaRu5h]

"I guess stealing from the poor won't get you canceled" Damn😢

[@tannercoons8399]

Killing the iron golem didn’t get you cancelled because it’s like a police officer

[@tigerlover2853]

He had a helmet and an enchanted axe and he still decided to listen to that lady rant. He still had some thin layer of respect for that lady in spite of them being a ranting vegan.

[@mubestvideos586]

His cancellation meter would go up if he kills her.

[@supportguy8689]

Whole gameplay in one line: "You're cancelled."

[@vallikescrackers-28]

The cancelled meter makes so much sense about Twitter XD

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

You did not only describe the banning system but like twitter as a whole in this video well done man

[@StrBi]

1:55 wowie that sword is so threatening! It’s such a shame that I don’t have a golden axe and 2 pieces of golden armor for slight protection, clearly I can’t fight that vegan because I would get cancled….screw it I would.

[@QuandaleDingle001]

No surprise there if it was a new level sword I would be scared

[@Taha632RMF]

2:39 Well, iron golems are white so

[@shadowferret9170]

but they're grey

[@Taha632RMF]

@@shadowferret9170 they white

[@shadowferret9170]

@@Taha632RMF i must be color blind then

[@DavidGaming69]

​@@shadowferret9170what color is gree

[@axelthorpe7708]

@@shadowferret9170unfortunately you are

[@mark.6639]

The most accurate yet relatable video in existence 😂

[@user-ud6hg6ni1b]

i bet u havent even watched the full video

[@mark.6639]

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b I have

[@user-ud6hg6ni1b]

@@mark.6639 by the time you posted the comment you havent

[@ryanhorning7521]

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b actually it is kinda true...Twitter cancles you over anything...just look at all the hogwarts legacy drama...

[@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu]

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b patreon.

[@theultraguy]

a random ass normal human: *breathes* twitter guy/gal: OK THAT’S EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

[@lemancitriton260]

"I have a really strong feeling I'm about to get cancelled for this" One of my new favorite lines lol

[@Isaacmarbles]

0:12 Minecraft if it was bought by EA Edit: This is the oldest comment on this video

[@test_0069]

Congo🎉

[@IKONACE23_]

Yes, it is.

[@Blackfacenoob]

Damn your first

[@DavidGaming69]

​@@Blackfacenoobhis first what?

[@rockystudiogaming]

no EA's just P2W, twitter added the cancellation meter

[@realsamih]

Alt Title: What If Elon Musk owned Minecraft

[@mark.6639]

😂

[@anim_ex]

What?

[@King_Waffle7789o0]

​@@anim_ex Elon owns twitter

[@thomsonwhiteofficial]

elon is too poor someone help this man

[@realsamih]

this is also the first comment

[@gamingmoth4542]

Just put “AIGAB” (All Iron Golems are Bad) and “PLM” (Pillager Lives Matter) in your bio and the denizens of Twitter will be on your side.

[@lildplushandgames7959]

Awesome video this is really funny nice work man

[@tariffictypist7372]

3:42 Twitter: Ayoo thats racist!!

[@d1kgaws12]

Tbh that should’ve risen the canceled meter since those skeletons are black.

[@goosegaming99]

​@@d1kgaws12he didn't hit them because of their skin color, he hit them because if he don't then they'll kill him. So it ain't racist

[@creepercraft75]

2:18 For a few seconds he suddenly turned into Grox...

[@Carl_the_npc_gun_lover]

If grox in village village already destroyed

[@Bradleygamer407]

It's really awesome keep up the good work

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

This video was controlled by Reddit

[@Somebody-qd4wr]

Didn't expect to see you.

[@Jedai_Games]

Anyways, i really interested in Minecraft this way, but a bit more fair. I mean, for example counter will rise for cutting down trees, but will decrease if you plant new one. You can be cancelled for unnecessary killing, like killing sheep instead using shears, or killing animals for meat when u already have a lot of food in inventory, but still have no problem with killing animals when u dying from starvation, or monsters that came too close to your house (for example in n-radius away from your spawn point bed). Sounds like very hard experience, but should be playable.

[@FunFactManiac]

That would be really interesting, I'd actually like to play that as a real game mode.

[@seangutierrez1337]

So that basically turns it into a karma gamemode, where "bad" and "unnecessary" acts are punished, while good acts are rewarded

[@Jedai_Games]

@@seangutierrez1337 YOS

[@kewbycupine5956]

If they hit you you can hit them in self defense

[@daforkgaming3320]

@@seangutierrez1337maybe you get buffs or debuffs based on how high/low your karma is. Would discourage speedrunners from ignoring the karma bar to play faster until they’re one point away from getting cancelled

[@ItsZandar]

This is literally the definition of twitter 😂

[@kpjammerwolf330]

Ah yes, Twitter is defined as many regions with their own opinions, and are at war with each other all the time

[@Nuclear_Animations]

Ikr

[@auraX67]

someone : breathes Twitter: *Cancel that ashole*

[@Callmeperson.]

0:55 this is not illegal 🤓 I memorize the every single law 🤓

[@blackbird3327]

*Draws my Axe* "I am not against vegans in general, I am against the kind of vegans that force their dietary habits onto others"

[@slappybio1686]

i support vegans since it means more meat for us

[@nerdman59]

Imagine someone manages to beat minecraft like this without the bar fully filling up

[@arthursoaresrodrigues4766]

Twitter is literally the main villain in this video 😂

[@icelynx7683]

Another thing, if Twitter hates you, you must be doing something right it seems like

[@ozgamerab8780]

1:09 Anything within 3 miles of the US coast is considered government property. Researched it myself.

[@clayjay2753]

As fun as it was, kinda sad how realistic it is

[@walnutbread944]

You forgot the part where Minecraft starts glitching like hell because Daddy Elon fired shit ton of employees Edit: LMFAOOOOO THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE A FINE WINE💀💀💀

[@wakomikro]

Twitter is working better and had more features now that Elon took over. Seems you need less employees when you aren't trying to censor and ban everyone you disagree with all the time.

[@yeochenghao3344]

mind your words

[@walnutbread944]

@@yeochenghao3344 no

[@ashercd6487]

​@@walnutbread944 You have been canceled! _You can pay_ $29.99 _for an unban_ [Back to main menu]

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

@@ashercd6487 Time to raise the black flag!

[@iloveuu]

2:08 You can't eat twitter users, that's cannibalism.

[@Wutheheooooo]

Wtf bro the "I guess stealing from the poor can't get you cancel" is wild

[@AgentHop-FreeFire-bt2di1zc3c]

1:14 What the Fu- 💀💀💀

[@W4rr1n]

It's upsetting that this is actually what twitter is like.

[@pattyonkrabby]

when you get cancelled for walking because that’s “tresspassing”

[@SoapYT13]

this man needs to be a comedian. i mean this guy makes people laugh

[@JGT-yd2wx]

The person shaming Chuck for Unnecessary violence while the zombies where chasing him down and trying to kill him probably thought Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty.

[@SuperJman1111]

Who is Kyle Rittenhouse? Never heard of him.

[@JGT-yd2wx]

@@SuperJman1111 Kyle Rittenhouse was a 17 year old who went up to kenosha to give medical aid, clean graffiti and just be awesome when 3 people all criminals started chasing him one with a pistol and he kept running as long as he could before pulling out his AR15 he had on his sling and defending himself. I urge you to look up gun meme review kenosha kid, Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and Kyle Rittenhouse free.

[@catrinasmith5311]

@@JGT-yd2wx Isn't it illegal however for an underage boy to have a firearm? Much less crossing state borders with it?

[@JGT-yd2wx]

@@catrinasmith5311 He lived in antiok and Kenosha because he had family on both sides and often visited and while him having a gun underage was wrong it was the only thing that could've saved his life from 3 scumbags that wanted him dead. And when I say scumbags I mean one of them was a racist pedophile, another was a domestic abuser and the third often violated parole and had 3 charges of battery.

[@JGT-yd2wx]

@E Nope, Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty as he was in perfectly legal, or well 90% legal self defense. Although if your opinion is that they all should've gone to jail then I can respect your opinion.

[@matiworld3654]

The theory of the protagonist of minecraft being the villian hits different now

[@Bitten83]

Chuck Nasty: I got cancelled?! *Freddy Fazbear theme starts playing*

[@A-Casual-Flanker]

0:06 idk if he mentioned this bcuz i havent watched all but phobos anomaly is the name of the level in doom 1 where you fight the 2 barons of hell.

[@max-abobea]

I think I know how to cheese this, in the village you can steel saplings and plant trees, some people will try to cancel you, but most of them will be happy for you thus decreasing your cancel meter

[@green29373]

Twitters gonna cancel him for this

[@RandomBoy69urmom]

As someone that uses Twitter, this is exactly how you get cancelled.

[@AutisticBrain]

This is great video the Twitter parity is perfect.

[@alzia4345]

someone should make this as a mod and speedrun it

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

How do you speedrun a game where anything you do gets you cancelled? Do you speedrun trying to get cancelled?

[@kylosmurf254]

​@@THGMR-ox7sdeven though I'm 1 month late she means to speed run to get cancelled quickly

[@ihsanmartinezlaguna2848]

If I did that speedrun, all I would have to do is say nigga, and they would just kick me in record time.

[@crylune]

@@kylosmurf254 'she' lol bold of you to assume someone with an animu girl UWU avatar is a girl, 99% of the time it's the opposite

[@3141minecraft]

I made this a datapack it is on planetminecraft

[@why6246]

It appears that we cannot escape that vegan teacher. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE PRESIST.

[@itz_violet21]

TRUE

[@toainsully]

I just tell them "Get out of my way, you hippie freak"

[@SahrawiSundae]

This feels like something out of a MineCraft machinima video

[@sharonbradford4494]

I like how you added the creepy music box at the end where as you just lost your privilege to you started the music

[@Iris_CanFly]

This man here is underrated.

[@suspecter200]

Yeah too underrated

[@Sonicspite]

1:50 if that happened to me i would axe crit *Famous last words before pure cancelation*

[@RiskyFrisky-gn5ug]

Axe critting the ugly woman LETS GOOOOOOO

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1st Person: Stampylongnose 3rd person: Chuck Nasty

[@d1kgaws12]

Strategy to win this: 1: Chop down wood like normal (it’s a necessary “evil” and it’s not like the canceled bar goes up all the way after one “offense”) 2: Kill animals (you will be teleported for a lecture and come back with lots of vegetables, also increases the canceled meter) 3. Loot some important landmarks but don’t overdo it. Only go for those with lots of useful goodies (increases the canceled meter per important landmark). You should also hope you get Enders pearls there. 4. Run away from any monsters you see (avoids cancellation) 5. Pay for MC Green for diamonds (does nothing to the canceled meter) 6. Build a Nether portal and go to a fortress to get what you need while not kiIIing “endangered species” (increases the canceled meter by 2) 7. Go to the End like normal and defeat the ender dragon somehow (increases canceled meter by 1 at most, hopefully) If you follow these steps correctly you should leave with a canceled meter that’s 60% full at the minimum. We don’t know exactly how much the cancelled meter fills up after you hunt down the ender dragon so gl from there) You can add more to this in the replies

[@CureChronos]

This is a pretty cool guide! I think we can do better. Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea, which is REALLY tedious, but could be able to lower the minimum cancellations even further. 1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone. 2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic. 3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass. 3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food. 4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets. 5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later. 6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible. 6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”. 7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled. 8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod. 9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough. 10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately. 11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold. 12. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold to safely excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold until you find the portal room. Once you do, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty. 13. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser. 14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon. 15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar. 16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done! I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂

[@southanime]

I feel like we are gonna come back to this in 10 years to see what came true

[@LuigiStar31]

Wait. Isn't that fat shaming? 3:04

[@Ch3m1calReaction]

The cancel meter bout to be canceled

[@flavioquintanilla8002]

It’s not sealing it’s drop

[@flavioquintanilla8002]

He drops a bikini canceled

[@Satoko-ob7nx]

oh please, everyone knows twitter is too braindead to bother telling you what youre doing wrong.

[@TitanicLegacyEdits]

“I guess stealing from the poor cnat get you cancelled”💀😂

[@badzombies2003]

3:26 Honestly, it's kinda understandable why they don't like you literally opening a portal to hell. I would've agreed with them, but A. It's a fucking video game, so none of this matters, and B. Even if it did, their argument is so poorly worded that I can't agree with them regardless.

[@stardude2712]

Somehow I feel like if this happened twitter would have a lot of lawsuits

[@Raving_Rando]

Encouraging Hell wouldn’t get you cancelled. Satanism is stunning and brave.

[@fintherebel5000]

"cancelled for harming a creeper" Damn i forgot how much twitter defended creepers

[@TheAmazingCloov]

The "Nasty, Cat?" (Or wtevr) is back!!

[@austria-hungary4981]

So judging by Minecraft, Twitter is a religious, anarcho-authoritarian, positive discriminatory dystopia

[@Sloochle]

Vegans:Animals are not for eating! Our diet being omnivorous:Are you serious right neow

[@NothingButTimelapses]

I remember you at 100 subs.. Time flies

[@Shinchan-go3uv]

This is not Minecraft owned by twitter. It's Minecraft owned by real life

[@RakeV8]

screech from noors (real)

[@ADcommenter]

There are ways to beat this challenge: -killing villagers, regular skeletons, or just in general any mob that is white and isnt an existing animal will lower the cancel meter. -to bypass the vegan measure: "Don't plants feel pain when you eat them too?" This will cause the vegan to start living solely off of water until they die of starvation. -Become the social justice warrior: "Not everyone can afford to eat vegetables especially in africa, maybe you're so privileged to not CARE about less fortunate beings?" "So what if i am racist? Aren't YOU racist for insulting white people and being offended on behalf of a race you aren't even A PART OF?" -When fighting mobs, accuse them of something terrible they did a decade ago. -Be a black, hairy, morbidly obese, transgendered woman. And if you aren't, just sexually identify as one.

[@Spidey-Playz37]

2:09 This is inaccurate because the cancelled matter would’ve said “Plants are alive too you know!”

[@keyman4886]

Twitter is just the worst like people who say"GaY iS tHe bEsT"

[@MathTextbook1]

1:43 Oh noes!, is a extreme vegan that wants to oof me!, oh no!, he is cancel me for eating meat, even though a lot of people eat it!, oh no I'm in danger!

[@epicface2199]

If I were him. I would just axe crit her

[@jasondalton9590]

Sheep to Cow? That is weird.

[@MathTextbook1]

@@jasondalton9590 ??

[@FreezingPanda]

Notce that he did not get cancelled for killing that wither skeleton? Twitter in a nutshell

[@dyladventurer6045]

Chuck Nasty: *Exists* Cancelled Meter: *Increases*

[@Trashypizza]

1:55, bro scared about that vegan teacher Also Bro: has armor and a enchanted golden axe

[@TheSixteen60]

Try this, if you could actually dual wield weapons in Minecraft just like what Blazkowicz did.

[@content682]

Basically Twitter Summarised in Minecraft.

[@user-rn4hc1uk7g]

The ultimate minecraft challenge xD

[@Cat_Gaming_6550]

With Twitter, if you breathe the wrong way, you get canceled.😤

[@itz_violet21]

Fr like someone said that if you exercise you're fatphobic 💀

[@Cat_Gaming_6550]

Yes.

[@Cat_Gaming_6550]

One time, I got banned permanently for saying I was straight.

[@itz_violet21]

@@Cat_Gaming_6550 it's just illegal how they let MAPs into their community but remove straight ppl

[@Cat_Gaming_6550]

Yeah. They even let a terrorist organization into Twitter.