Church Card

[@1actose]

I wonder if I could get pinned...

[@yourdearestangelica1048]

You did! Whooooo hooooo

[@1actose]

@@yourdearestangelica1048 yeah lol

[@yourdearestangelica1048]

@@1actose ikr but what happened to them? I miss their content 😞

[@1actose]

@@yourdearestangelica1048 idk. same

[@yourdearestangelica1048]

@@1actose ye :’(

[@joruth5997]

the satire in this is unmatched, how does this only have two hundred views

[@JeanDeaux666]

It was only out an hour when you commented

[@bettersubsph]

Close to 20,000 views now. I believe it's because most people nowadays don't want anything to do with the church. But this was good stuff. 😂

[@jonlpage]

The small print at the end tho!

[@agirlhasnoname7602]

*I KNOW!* 😆

[@lewis3853]

Yo I didn’t even catch that 😂! That took it to a whole other level. Lol. Homeboy said “this product is both unbiblical/unsanctioned” 😂.

[@simplyafederalist]

That is the best part.

[@itsthedantheman450]

Expires when you do 😂😂

[@purplekittigaming]

@@itsthedantheman450 That was my favorite part in the small print. XD

[@Mike-ck8kl]

"Church almost ruined my life!" killed me.

[@xXjooliXx]

“Except for Pentecostal” Me, a Pentecostal:

[@bodyofhope]

"It's never been easier to be a Christian." 💯gospel truth

[@julieadkins4154]

How many point do I need for Chick-fil-A to be delivered to my pew on Sundays?

[@marleewarner777]

This script is gold 👌🏾

[@joshuaadams1217]

"Never been easier to be a Christian." When it comes to online streaming from Covid and other resources the church is pumping out, this consumer mentality is rampant. Awesomely hilarious video poking fun at a new reality!

[@bodyofhope]

TRUTH!

[@addiegreen3636]

The netflix sounds after he said "binge" was awesome

[@DavisLMoore]

Oh my word... I've been looking for one of these...

[@fakeballer6980]

Can I redeemed some for front seats in youth group

[@DivaDelgado128]

Messiah miles. I'm dead.

[@manilamerkgaming]

some people are going to actually want to sign up. Just watch

[@jeshuakok]

Can I redeem points for better parking near the lobby?

[@agirlhasnoname7602]

*OOHH Good one!* lol

[@seabass6996]

Yes

[@lewis3853]

What’s funnier is you got cats really wanting something like this like that few hours a day is taking...wait a minute, I was thinking about not focusing today at church. Oh shoot, called out. I get it more now 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😅.

[@gavingoddard2896]

How many points until I can redeem a clapping lesson?

[@ATag2806]

Hey, I love what you guys do! always watch your videos right before church and it makes me laugh every time. Please keep it up and God Bless

[@becominghero9754]

This is so savage

[@g-rated-g]

Oh this is hard too laugh at because it's so painfully accurate. Well play brother!

[@DavisLMoore]

Lol I love you guys😂 Really great video! The quality is superb!

[@lgstudios6486]

Card expires when you do!!😂

[@joeymckinney]

Is there an annual rate and can I get extra points for volunteering at church events

[@JosiahJavier]

Just here before this blows up 💯so good 🤣

[@sarahr1269]

Ngl there are some days I wish this was an option 😂

[@Jay-nz1dj]

"I haven't been to church in 3 years"

[@jakecarty8517]

Love the addition of that little pyramid scheme

[@jubileepabon505]

Why does this feel so real? 😂😭

[@gemsgems500]

Here before all the Karens who don't get the joke

[@aaroncoleman9339]

😂 Would've been even funnier if there was a fake church card promotional website! Was a bit disappointed after realizing one doesn't exist. 😢

[@samuelpiang722]

How can I buy?

[@evanjames8748]

Anyone else feel convicted because not only did they laugh at this but find it EXTREMELY relatable? I mean I am way too sanctified to laugh at this and love the "months on end" forcible commitments to extra practices and services; just asking for a friend.

[@JR-rs5qs]

A compromised card may even be a good thing!

[@jt_picks]

I want one of these...

[@agirlhasnoname7602]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃 *Don’t give anyone new ideas!*

[@michaelawatson7048]

That's what I'm saying like 😂

[@markmoore8399]

How many points do I need for a 20 minute Skype conversation with Steven Furtick?

[@MinMin-tu3yb]

Commenting to increase the reach. Got to know you guys from iamayam

[@brileyemmajane]

Haha, this is great!!!

[@JeremiahBarba]

Hmmm, sounds like this Rambling Barba and I need to connect :)

[@joybelle5888]

Sadly unavailable for pentecostals 😔

[@jacobwilde1073]

"Expires when you do"

[@onceblind6319]

Christianity today, I know these are to be funny , but they are too spot on

[@MoessnerKeys]

its called the disipleship down time initive"

[@michala8647]

“Messiah miles”

[@kyleisbored7465]

Messiah Miles? Triangle of triumph? I'm sorry, it's called Indulgences and the Treasury of Merit, and the RCC beat you to it about 1000 years ago

[@veronicacanisalez9519]

I dont understand.. what's the message???

[@bodyofhope]

By poking fun at today's American Christians, we can find many messages in this satire. Here are a few: Your treasures are laid up in heaven, not here on earth. Christians idolize their comforts. People would prefer worshipping their favorite shows, sports, or video games rather than worship God even one day/week! With streaming church services, valet church parking, offering apps (you can even auto direct deposit your offerings without thinking about it all year), it's TOO EASY to be a Christian and we have become lazy embassadors for Jesus. If we have to be uncomfortable, we will avoid it, even if it means speaking up for someone's eternal soul. The most important message- we don't get ANY extra points from God for going to church!

[@lilykate6257]

Hi! Btw I love your opening thingy at the youth convention!!!!! You won’t pin this

[@JordanMitschelen]

"This product is both unbiblical/unsanctioned."

[@nehemiahanderson2222]

I hope it never comes to this...

[@beulaho]

0% guarantee for entrance to heaven. Messiah Miles (...) expire when you do. Deary me. If only the masses of pew-warmers knew. In all seriousness though, when are we (the 21st Century body of Christ) going to wake up and realise that we really need to SEEK AND SERVE THE LORD instead of ticking boxes and doing what "looks right" to people? God help us.

[@thekangeroo8561]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@playful9734]

Lol! ❤

[@samuelpiang722]

I know rifht

[@7F0X7]

Modern Indulgences lol

[@vpocyk]

what is it 😂

[@taylormwomack]

🤣

[@oliviavandervelde8441]

Christian satire. We love it.

[@nintendogamer9138]

I don't think its funny. U should love going to church. (not right now but lol)

[@ChickenStudios77]

So sad

[@samuelpiang722]

I’m the 3rd

[@RunningSlothh]

Second

[@that.flautist]

I absolutely love your videos! But, this video can come across wrong to some people! I know y'all are trying to be funny. But, this is not the way to present Christianity!

[@bornagain388]

oh yeah. the context is the same for most of their skits (as the "progressive" church, poking fun at crazy people who think like this) , and other christian videos with good meaning haha.

[@mohickman3686]

If people are coming here to understand Christianity they are looking in the wrong place. And if this reflects what they think Christianity is, we as Christians have failed terribly. It's a funny video that critiques a type of church culture that needs to be addressed. It's a conversation starter, not a sermon.

[@DelbertTritsch]

@@mohickman3686 Idk. Seems like a sermon to Christians to me. They’re just preaching with satire. I like it. Church is important.

[@DelbertTritsch]

@@mohickman3686 But I agree with your point.

[@missionken]

@@mohickman3686 This

[@It-is-true-1689]

I don't get it. More, I don't like the Blessed Trinity used to make a joke. Satire is one thing, blaspheme is another.

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

@Boricua De verda No, its mocking US. God laughs too

[@It-is-true-1689]

@@EagleZtoTheGrave God only laughs at His enemies. Psalm 2

[@bodyofhope]

We are enemies of God if we're luke warm- in fact, Jesus said He would spit you out of His mouth. This is preaching directly to warm "Christians " who can't be bothered to go to church 2/hrs per week but still expect the benefits.

[@Anthony-z4d]

Anthony Concepion Sharma. Church home school 🎒📺 iam ready sign up and go ahead church card