Cici Couldn't Stop Gigi From Saying It...

[@ZanraiKid]

Gigi: “I want a movie watch along night.” Yagoo: “No.”

[@Dr_Gears]

His dream to collect idols is already crushed cause I don't think this is an idol behavior 😂😂😂😂

[@Puffleman24]

I don't know which is funnier, the idea that the idols have to personally ask for Yagoo's blessing for each stream, or him being so up to date on _every_ idol's conversation that he immediately knows to deny her xD

[@dsandoval9396]

​​​​@@Dr_Gears I can imagine Yagoo torn from past Holo members yabai incidents (and now the recent Ollie x Calli duet karaoke incident), in his office with the blinds closed, leaning back in his chair looking up at the ceiling, disheveled hair, hasn't shaved in 2 weeks, chain smoking with a tower of filters on his desk, open bottle of sake on his desk with a bunch of empties rolling all over the floor ...and he sees this clip for the first time... "😢 Yamero. YAMERO, GI-chan. YAMERRROOO-o-o-o..! 😭"

[@amorand3364]

​@@dsandoval9396Cinema

[@MerchManDan]

​@@dsandoval9396Yagoo finally snaps like a Batman villain and turns into a psycho evil version of The iDOLM@STER

[@r3.4ct]

Wanna come to my playroom? *Enters Gamer girl: Never been this disappointed

[@gamerboy7962]

Gamer girl: "So... Smash Bros?"

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Guy: "...I thought you said you wanted to have kinky sex?" Gamer Girl: "Yeah, isn't screwing me while I play Getting Over It kinky as hell?"

[@TPLR15]

"Wait, this isnt Smash bros, this is anal sex"

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Muscle Man: Oh no Bro!

[@jojomuppet1820]

​@@gamerboy7962Bro Smashed!

[@Arran_Raven]

It's even better if you consider that Fifty Shades of Gray was originaly a Twilight Fanfic

[@magnatcleo2043]

Although its original title makes it sound like a He-Man fanfic.

[@priestesslucy]

​@@magnatcleo2043 that would be 50 shades of gey

[@netcyber]

​@@magnatcleo2043 Okay, now I'm curious. What's the original title?

[@electprism2136]

​@@netcyberits "Masters of the Universe" lol

[@netcyber]

@@electprism2136 Oh goddammit lmao!!

[@onebladeprop]

"do you engage in fuckery" is my favorite line

[@priestesslucy]

Only the hardest of fuckery 😂

[@motherfucking_demoncore8185]

No shot that real

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

Mine is "'Do I afraid you?' Cristian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow."

[@paxonite-7bd5]

​@@ferociousmaliciousghost wtf is he a lizard? 😂

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

@@paxonite-7bd5 Yes. Only a lizard brain could think of making someone say "Yankity spankity." It's honestly a wonder how this building fire of a book became popular enough for a movie.

[@1mclv]

I love Autofister

[@MidoriShibuya]

you WHAT

[@mapleflag6518]

@@MidoriShibuya Did they stutter?

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

I prefer Manualkicker tbh

[@RoseLexThorne]

FISTO will always be the better experience, in my brown eye.

[@hamtier]

please assume the position

[@serteshsardrakal2272]

American Gremlin commits warcrimes on BMW automaton- 1955 colorized.

[@romannasuti25]

Do we even know what part of Germany she’s from? Is she Bavarian or…?

[@lloydearlofpudding9536]

​​@@romannasuti25can't say for certain, but I doubt she is bavarian. I have not talked to other germans outside my state to be able to discern where someone is from, but every German recoils in disgust upon hearing bavarian. She seems to have little to no dialect, therefore she speaks Hochdeutsch (high German), which is basicially spoken everywhere in Germany, even in regions that have other local dialects.

[@Dominator150395]

​@@lloydearlofpudding9536 Given that she's not completely antisocial, we can also exclude Baden-Württemberg.

[@lloydearlofpudding9536]

@@Dominator150395 Is that a stereotype asocciated with Baden-Württemberg? It seems I still have much to learn.

[@Dominator150395]

@@lloydearlofpudding9536 It's based on my own experience living for 2 years in BW before moving to Rheinland-Pfalz. The difference is night and day in how people act.

[@OfcItsMeFMRadio]

“Ohh that’s sexy. We’re playing Fortnight on Xbox in the playroom” 😂

[@zayd4078]

Hello darkness, Yagoo's friend...

[@TheVillainInGlasses]

You've come to ruin dreams again...

[@hujijuni2434]

As his vision slowly weeping.

[@citizenkyouma]

YES MY DARK

[@brandon-qc1ul]

Yagoo's dream is shattered by one of the new members again.....

[@johndoe9343]

Maybe Hololive's profits are just enough to keep the tears away

[@darkpotato8622]

I watched the movie and that "will you make love to me." scene Is the one i remember the most, i cringed hard at that and glad i wasn't the only one.

[@int0thedepths]

I can't believe a grown woman wrote that.

[@piotr004]

@@int0thedepths That's not even the worst thing. The worst thing all 3 books of that series were top 3 bestsellers OF DECADE (2010 - 2019) in the US... Women have awful taste.

[@1stCallipostle]

​@@int0thedepthsA grown woman who clearly has no experience in the subjects she's writing about. I mean that whole movie/book is filled with blatantly unsafe practices in addition to the mountains of cringe. Her cooter probably has cobwebs.

[@jomo5800]

@@int0thedepths Something tells me this is what I'd feel like if I read doujins untranslated.

[@darkpotato8622]

@@jomo5800 you can excuse them since you know they were probably horny when writing it (get pregnant lol) But this is a Hollywood movie, there was a script and someone looked it up and saw nothing bad, there was a director that made that scene and saw nothing bad, the actors acted it, the cameras, the microphones all looked it up and saw nothing bad with it... Lol

[@Draeckon]

The fact that a story like 50 shades can not only do well as a book, but as a movie as well, when there are so many actually good stories that get left by the wayside or largely ignored by the general populace hurts my soul

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

It's adult woman Twilight which in turn is SAO for girls. Girls and women enjoy trashy fanservice harem bs, too, they just aren't usually judged for it unless something gets as huge as Twilight or 50 Shades.

[@MFAN1100]

​@@ZenoDovahkiin Someone show the adult women the long list of fancics available online.

[@hf117j]

​@@ZenoDovahkiinYeah. But guy trashy has less flowery language and weird stuff like that. It's fairly straightforward. The lines are typically a bit closer to what people actually say. Not what a 14 year old princess dreamer thinks people should say

[@TheGallantDrake]

It's pure luck and a splash of audacity. Mostly luck. I feel the same about Ready Player One.

[@Freakymation-z4d]

Plenty of trash becomes popular regardless of target audience. Just look at Isekai Manga or Reincarnation Manhwa, they're aimed at both genders and 99.9% of their stories, characters , etc are utter trash on par with AI if not worse. "I reincarnated into a book, game, other world and I'm surrounded by hot gals, guys and I'm the strongest player, villainess." Both genders enjoy trashy writing and the majority of people enjoy trash.

[@comfyghost]

fifty shades somehow reads like it was written by a man who's never seen a woman, a woman who's never seen a man, and a child who just learnt what a kink is. it's impressive how inept that novel is.

[@Skirk84]

Yet all these women go crazy over it, when the guy is a complete douche bag. Shows how powerful a good orgasm can be...

[@JesterKingZant]

I tried reading vol 1. IMO the worst paragraph is the 4 hour helicopter ride. 4 hours of time passed and the author could only think of 3 sentences to write about it?

[@calixthenustv6739]

I remember when Razzle watched the first movie: Zach said the second line and then it played in the movie IMMEDIATELY AFTER It was so hillarious lmao

[@NinjaTyler]

Eyyyy another Razzle fan in the wild! THIS IS KATANA! SHE'S GOT MY BACK!!

[@Stevonicus]

Sounds like a perfect membies watchalong

[@NintendoFan6482]

Gigi's laughter is infectious.

[@kreedi7758]

Ah yes, the Twilight Fan-Fiction that's also a Fan-Fiction to Harry Potter. All because of Cedric Diggory.

[@christiandeepe6414]

Wait, I knew about the twilight part; how is it connected to Harry Potter?

[@kreedi7758]

@@christiandeepe6414 Stephanie Meyer said she based Twilight on what she liked about Harry Potter.

[@faolancelebsul4220]

...so Twilight is based on (some) of the bad things in harry potter and shades of grey on all of the worst things in Twilight?

[@kreedi7758]

@@faolancelebsul4220 Correct good sir/madam.

[@faolancelebsul4220]

@@kreedi7758 ....that explains a lot actually...

[@NotsilYmerej]

And that’s how Cici learned that sometimes, other people are right. She also learned that sometimes she’s right

[@aPopcap]

Each day I think I want to see Gigi and Shiori unchained in a duo collab

[@SubliminaIMessages]

As someone who loves reading contracts, 50 Shades the movie for me

[@aaron75fy]

no accounting for taste

[@spoopyd.8910]

There's a line in the book where he puts his thumb into her mouth. Then his other thumb. Then another (????) thumb. And another??????????

[@mamoru_zombie]

He was literally standing on a woman's face putting both his hands and legs in her 💀

[@ocic_otnemirepxE]

Genestealer

[@SHOGUNTAHIRI]

​@@ocic_otnemirepxE 4 thumbs? Sounds like a Mutant brother. *Laughs in black templar*

[@sirkelendor5429]

Sounds like the foul taint of the warp. Confessor! Bring me my flamer

[@procow2274]

Toes maybe 🤔

[@NeuronActivation]

Gigi da fister once again reminding us how much of a gremlin she is. Poor Cecilia has to put up with her cursed knowledge, thats why they pair so well

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

It'd be funny to put her to the test against Pirate Software's cursed knowledge.

[@mahapatrasohamm]

@@EeveeRealSenpaioh no 🤣

[@Rogue-Mike]

Will always be funny when a contrarian regrets their decision to consume obvious trash content lol. Edit: Wow this comment blew up.

[@meinesuri5703]

"Obvious" is a bit of an overstatement. You can't really define something like trash or good without trying it yourself

[@LecherousLizard]

@@meinesuri5703 Yes, you can. All you need is a certain amount of prior experience with trash content, then you start noticing signs long before you even consider watching/reading/playing it.

[@ArcticFox-s1z]

​​@@meinesuri5703 i can tell you with 100% certainty that the video game concord sucks ass. And for obvious reasons I've never tried it before because I can't

[@meinesuri5703]

​@@LecherousLizard Even though it's true the signs of something good or bad are there, again, you can't actually tell without trying it. If you discard something just because of the title and some general public review you are just taking an opinion that's not even yours That way of thinking completely blocks your capability of giving "the benefit of the doubt", closing your mind in the process In this case? Yes, it's trash, but you'll only know it after reading some amount of material, but if you don't then you actually don't know how good or bad it could be (AND EVEN THEN IT'S STILL SUBJECTIVE because i'm sure out there's someone who liked 50 shadows of Grey. Can't relate, personally)

[@Kaedelta]

​@@meinesuri5703 Brother do we need to touch sh*t to know it's sh*t?

[@TheDCVTitan]

I did this with the Twilight books, cause a friend mentioned he read them and saw the movies... so I start reading... I think I finished the first paragraph, thought "the main character is already this insufferable, fuck this" and stopped reading

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

>he Poor guy, I hope he survived the fandom in one piece. o7

[@jakeforgey5378]

I wish I could have, my english teacher made the Books MANDITORY to pass 10th grade English Literature... of which I was actually ahead of due to having been at COLLEGE GRADE READING LEVELS since 6th... only reason I got a 'Fail" was because the essay for 'constructive criticism' we were supposed to write was something I took seriously... and my teacher apparently thought me turning in 19 pages on how Twilight was utterly stupid brain rotting ridiculous was over kill... though when I told her that was the short version she just told me I failed then sent me to the office for the rest of the class...

[@MFAN1100]

​@@jakeforgey5378 What sort of teacher makes Twilight required reading in a literarure class? I'm sure there's less pain inducing examples of poor writing.

[@jakeforgey5378]

@@MFAN1100 A middle aged teacher who ends up throwing away all of her male students paperwork grading them C if they are lucky and teachers pets or usually D's to F's... and the entire reason I had to repeat 11th grade and graduated at 21... Also she had the habit of doing mandatory movie day... and made us watch the Twilight movies...

[@monoremu3200]

Imagine visiting anyone's house and seeing whole Twilight saga collections 😂 I don't want to judge books by its cover, but oh boy do I remember that freaking apple image everywhere back in middleschool lmao

[@Viking_Raven]

55% of women read literature habitually Also women:

[@SnaksiXD]

Gigi: I've watched Fifty Shades Of Gray 167 times, and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER, EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

[@jelloegg]

That’s a Beetlejuice reference, isn’t it.

[@Maxisamo1]

The Gilbert Godfried narration is still the best

[@ayyyyph2797]

Thank you John Oliver and HBO money!

[@poetainoui]

I can see GiGi doing a fifty series watchalong marathon

[@Sevofthesands]

Okay unironically in the game house flipper The luxury dlc has a job where i think you work for the 50 shades of grey guy, but instead of a playroom its just a massive game room.

[@Toneill029]

To my understanding the movie is better than the book, it made the main male character less of a disgusting creep. Even though he’s still a huge creep. And the female lead actually has some back bone…though not much… This story honestly pisses me off. It promotes unhealthy relationship and BDSM standards and everyone sucks as a person except for Ray! Ray is the only good person in that story.

[@ayyyyph2797]

It helps that the first movie had the least involvement with the original writer who's apparently a huge PITA to work with

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

That's what a lot of women's sexual fantasies are like. And that's why we don't usually turn AO3 stories into movies.

[@Ourfairduke]

@@ayyyyph2797 Wait, there's multiple 50 shades movies?

[@ayyyyph2797]

@@Ourfairduke yup, three movies and the other two films had a way heavier involvement with the original books' writer

[@johnjohnson8669]

What's an "unhealthy bdsm standard"?

[@Virjunior01]

Well, considering it was Twilight fanfic and the primary audience was menopausal women, you can get a pretty good idea of the femcel who wrote it. I wonder when Sonic x Princess Peach fanfic is gonna get a major theatre release :P

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

You'd expect a 40 or so year old woman to write better than a teenager on wattpad.

[@OtisCluck]

I looked it up and read a bit of the Wikipedia article on her, she looks exactly how I expected her to lmao

[@crizman7032]

literally, like literally, Wattpad writing

[@stephen19590]

Ite even better when the main lead said 'its fucking time!'

[@Sora_SireDora]

GIGI WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU- 😭

[@mamoru_zombie]

HARD

[@Sora_SireDora]

@@mamoru_zombie NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@DragonScales308]

Cici and Gigi should become a comedy duo

[@jimmygarza8896]

"My inner goddess is going to explode" is an objectively funny line.

[@TK0921]

For some reason whenever someone references this line I always picture Netero from HxH in his final fight.

[@OtisCluck]

Wtf does that even mean!?

[@MisterPuck]

If the man in that story was old, poor, and ugly, it would be a horror story. But because he’s young, rich, and attractive it’s somehow a romance novel.

[@joshualindsey2434]

Ah yes, 2 completely opposite sides of the spectrum. It's funny how just a few changed words completely change the vibe of the story.

[@ArkayeCh]

I remember when people were saying it was good but now all those same people just never ever want to bring up that past lol

[@Boritoman76]

Gigi is such a trouble maker ❤️🤣

[@MorbidRainbow]

Everyone needs a Gigi in their life xD

[@kitsunesden8085]

I remember a photo a theater staff took with cucumbers covered in elastic plastic dropped on the floor xD

[@OtisCluck]

That makes me think of the picture of the wet floor sign outside the theater for Magic Mike lmao

[@knowledge_leaf]

I always make the mistake of thinking of the scene literally, and being like "Ew, creepy dude" And then I remember if I imagine it's a woman, I would literally melt.

[@sirkelendor5429]

Nah id still say its creepy, gotta be built different i guess

[@magnatcleo2043]

The sad thing is, the movies are actually better than the books. Granted, that improvement mostly comes from omitting the inner monologues of the main character and cutting things for the sake of time. That's not to say they're good. The movie trilogy is still awful, but it's marginally better than the books.

[@bgrego88]

Gigi is gremlin

[@Dr_Gears]

Ofcourse gigi watched that😂😂😂😂

[@VictorianSnailGod]

Fifty Shades was originally a Twilight fanfic. Which explains a lot lol

[@procow2274]

Technically you can do that and play PlayStation at same time 🧐

[@grantmueller2288]

I remember in middle school there was a waiting list to rent the book out it was never on the shelf, and the waiting list was 30 people long.

[@mamoru_zombie]

Reading this kind of boom in middle school library... wHAT

[@tremor230]

I mean... It used to be a Twilight Fanfiction. You can't expect S+ Tier dialogue!😂

[@misot90]

Suddenly reminds me of My Immortal lmao

[@tremor230]

@@misot90 oh, it was much worse! At least my immortal had the sheer bad grammar and nonsense content to laugh at, at least!

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

lmaoooo GG is a menace

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Funnily enough, 50 shades started as a shitty fanfic, same as twilight

[@TOMMY716]

So this is the first time I've heard either one of their voices and I am surprised

[@Boritoman76]

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING 💀

[@mercce6750]

It was a best selling book. What was the world coming to?

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Women. Meanwhile guys made SAO a giant success. We're not so different after all.

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

​@@ZenoDovahkiin Even so, SAO >>> 50 Shades

[@tkdarkheart]

Homie, being a best seller means nothing. Look how much garbage gets rated a NY Times Best Seller. There’s no integrity for rating literature.

[@bobbyhinner3225]

Blood fresh supply mentioned. Now I'm happy.

[@Boritoman76]

I LOVE GIGI!!!!! ❤❤❤

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Cici dies of cringe just listening to Gigi talking about the scenes lol

[@federicopalacios7439]

She's like me fr fr. Some people love bad stories because they get a laugh at them, when I read 50 shades I just cringed Uber hard and had to drop it midway through, it's SO BAD

[@JT-ly9re]

If you don't know, 50 Shades is Twilight fanfiction.

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Shades is just adult woman Twilight and Twilight is SAO for girls.

[@GhengisJohn]

Cici: Too sweet for that stuff.

[@riccardoauditore314]

Frankly, the first thing i thought when he said that was: "Oh GOD, He's taking her to the sadomasocave 🦇🦇🦇"

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

I hope they watch that together, even if it's not on stream.

[@Meowdy-do]

Oh great, we have another Shiori. I have to wonder what their Collab would be like

[@tako_shop]

the way she said “i don’t want to watch that movie” was the cutest thing ever.

[@ramondelgado4927]

What i want to know is, who let this baby racoon read 50 shades

[@Krensharpaw]

I want these two to watch the movie now and film their reactions lol

[@ziggerotstask6287]

50 shades of gray isn't popular because its good. Its popular because its women's book corn.

[@StanTVXD]

I remember "it's important you know you can leave at any time" i laugh so hard

[@Richman4066]

Gigi is more unhinged than I thought lmao

[@TheAdmiral14]

Gigi is that "Oh no, she's actually gonna do it" friend.

[@Yoshi-sp]

The way GG accentuates that phrase goes HARD

[@camendiv]

I came over for Smash.

[@largepurplemonkey]

I'm really starting to develop a soft spot for Gigi... She's so chaotic 😂

[@Slugbunny]

Can confirm, the book is a travesty and the movie a tragicomedy.

[@NeocrimsonX]

My ears are now bleeding and my blood is cold

[@orcynus_]

it still blows my mind that the movie was green lit

[@_Renko__]

I wish I had a playroom where I could put all my consoles, gaming computer, gaming quipment (like controllers and headsets), my figurines and other collections, all my games and a bunch of LED-lights… That would be the dream, and I would call it "My Gamer Dungeon (& Dragon)"

[@gdhuertas07]

The Gilbert Gottfried readthrough is terrific though!

[@silentKeys20]

"I'm a little bit of a contrarian" - says the ABSOLUTE hater.

[@FlashMan]

Gigi going "That is the most hilarious movie" tells me she watched that in the best way possible

[@ratheonhudson3311]

Okay, it's a comedy. Got it! I'm gonna watch it

[@jollysword]

Well, Cecilia could watch the Honest Trailers for the Fifty Shades trilogy along with Gigi.

[@A3R0101]

Literally me word for word how I describe that movie 😂

[@andresantomattei5876]

Thanks again; ik I have to open my eyes but I wear glasses 😮

[@kaisermaximal8123]

"Holy crap, he's wearing a white shirt" -50 shades of gray

[@asmkalrizion7078]

My favorite part was when he said "It's greying time"

[@Titanhart33]

omg Hololive HAS to do a 50 shades of Grey watch along, just like when they did Twilight

[@jetfirej]

Damn Gigi does not hold back 😂❤

[@NuryPPanaligan]

Gigi is in the wrong company. She's Phase Connect material.

[@chineseman6580]

Disappointing to see cringe come to cinema earlier then I imagined. We were always screwed.

[@theliar4558]

You can already tell Yagoo never put his dreams into Gigi. He's had enough gremlins trampling on it.

[@Sapizanza]

These two are missing sisters and you can't convince me otherwise

[@uuu12343]

Yagoo: "Gigi, You may have a watch along but please, no, not that movie please"

[@lovelyrisingstar0444]

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO HILARIOUS SJFJFKGMMGMHLV

[@treborlindstamer1304]

Well Gigi sold it. I gotta watch now.

[@grizzly_lariatto]

The movies are downright hilarious

[@ZonathaN_611]

I'm pretty sure I've heard the McElroy brothers have almost this exact conversation, down to what lines were quoted, in an episode MBMBAM lol

[@BlackStone-d9o]

Me and my boyfriend watched this and absolutely died.

[@Hexra_]

I love how before this, we got biboo who is the seiso goblin and now we have gigi who is the unseiso goblin

[@Aizen_Sosuke999]

So, no more seiso and real idols at Hololive? *Napoleon moment*

[@Kuttttta]

i’ve been saying that make love line to my friends this WHOLE TIME without knowing the context to it omg i’m sick😭😭😭

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

It was LITERALLY that bad 💀