Mad Because Small 4.3 - The Legend Returns

[@jr637-1]

"You must be really bad at the hokey pokey." "You must be really good at limbo." I am dead.

[@berzerkerdav]

"...which leg is your favorite?" killed me lol

[@Shear666]

I love how the Alphinaud "swimming" scene is just ... well from the game because frankly it's good enough by itself.

[@aircraftcarrierwo-class]

Somehow the boy just isn't very buoyant.

[@Shear666]

@@aircraftcarrierwo-class One of the best lines in the game.

[@blackjet2000]

You do not even need to explain, just show the scene lol

[@vfaulkon]

You don't fix what ain't broke.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

I had forgotten how funny that scene was XD

[@sterlingstarlight2320]

The Echo really did be like "I'll show YOU trauma, Ford Corolla."

[@e.k_liadon]

-sips tea-

[@earthrester9198]

"To be continued when dad comes back." uh oh...

[@vfaulkon]

Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back really soon. Just like my dad! ....... ....... ....... ...........anytime now...

[@matshbocks]

Some days you just gotta pull up at your dad's place.

[@AC3handle]

That sound you hear?Is 10000 therapists putting a downpayment on a new audi.

[@ShadowB8]

is dad back yet?

[@lokhuajenzahl6462]

@@ShadowB8 dad came back with the milk!

[@HolyyCityy]

“Crap, can’t even tell mom.” “Soon you can” Chiiiiiill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luckyday5721]

I remember loving how the "I'm evil because of tragic backstory" is so utterly shut down by her seeing everything you have gone through being so extreme being terrifying.

[@Arizhel6]

WoL: "Why are you evil?" Fordola: "Tragic backstory. Why are you good?" WoL: "Tragic backstory." Fordola: "??????"

[@tenjenk]

I like that it was presented in a way that doenst discount her experiences but shows her she could have chosen better. Also that the WoL is hella traumatised.

[@Some_guy_and_his_games]

@@tenjenk Non-Scion questgiver: "why does your friend always blankly stare at us while talking?" Scions: "Trauma"

[@lavaonedge2615]

Fordola: "I'm evil because I'm traumatized and hurt!" WOL: "I haven't slept in three days because I keep getting nightmares about the time my friend died in my hands and I was powerless to stop it from happening even though I'm supposed to be the savior of Eorzea, but do you see ME commiting genocide?!" Fordola: "You what" WoL: "EXACTLY, sit down child >:C"

[@lavaonedge2615]

But without a joke I think that was my favorite scene in Stormblood, it finally acknowledged the amount of bs that the WoL went through, it's a rare occurance, I need to see more of it especially in EW where all the shit goes down and the WoL goes through the most imo

[@clmaoo]

the asahi joker monologue was genuinely god tier

[@kriesas]

Im in fuckin tears

[@JonathanPayson]

When I got to the Batman 1989 Joker bits, I started actively wondering if there were any other Joker bits besides those ones.

[@MiddniteP]

I gotta say having the warrior of light choosing not to reach the tums even after discovering the secrets of the chair stool in order to spite mr bad haircut man was excellent writing on the devs part, really brings the story together

[@dracoinsanity]

The revolutionary new trick from the secret baby meeting needs to be kept a secret! Can't go using the chair stool for just anything... lol

[@adamapkarian8555]

"I don't know, kid. I just run the Chuck-E Cheese." The best response to dodge political intervention.

[@mithiwithi]

I mean, the whole point of the Chuck-E-Cheese is to be a jobs program, but that's far too serious (and boring and politics) for Mad Because Small.

[@wwdmmax]

I lost it at "Mad because dummy small, jealous of bunny tall". Being a Viera myself and playing with a guild full of popotos, I can confirm this tends to be the general sentiment.

[@pockystyx4087]

Lyse and Raubahn are gonna combine their dad and short jokes to become a real threat to all of Eorzea.

[@suicune2001]

"If we stand on a chair we can reach the cabinets. And that's where they keep the poptarts." STOP SPYING ON ME!

[@john22590]

I can definently see Zenos doing the hair cut thing, eyes glistening like a madman and all that

[@MarthSR]

This is what happens when you use VO5 and Zenos notices... twice! Ford Corola is lucky she didn't get caught the second time around.

[@gateauxq4604]

Ah the one thing I can agree with Zenos on

[@hereforthehoney]

“I miss beating up power rangers” really hit home

[@firststreet66]

It's weird right? Like, the politics are boring when you aren't playing the story, but I could not tear myself away from the game during the 4.X content, I think it was better than the 4.0 story.

[@Beretta249]

And in the end there was no alligator store after all. Not even the alligator we found along the way.

[@assassinlink0]

theres a gator minion in resto. Acquire gator

[@KianaWolf]

"Here's a copy of the script with just your scenes." "This is just a blank sheet of paper." :x Woes of being side content.

[@mewofforcena]

'Lyse agreement' I genuinely punched the wall in anger.

[@leonie7754]

I love puns, so I'm just storing these up to re-lyse them at a later date...

[@mewofforcena]

@@leonie7754 Another one of those, and I'm Rautobahning you.

[@mithiwithi]

@@mewofforcena Plyse no, anything but that.

[@CryoJnik]

@@mithiwithi Please, no more. I can't afFordola any more puns.

[@Some__Guy]

I love the rivalry between Battle Baby and Raubahn. Best parts of the video, I think. Except for "Can't even tell Mom. Soon you can." because that's just fucking savage.

[@rando5638]

I know this is probably far, far away from the first time you've heard this, Spidey, but your rhyming skills are on a plane of existence most can only dream of.

[@loreofmetalenthusiast]

The haircut bit was great 😁 " wanna know how I got this haircut? 😈" Watercooled angerbaby: 😨

[@Arizhel6]

"Will I get grounded if I commit a war crime?" I think we all wanted to murderize him right then.😅

[@tomKATT92]

"Punch monster hard, and if it kills you you will die" Straight to the point :P

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Isn't that all the Monk's tool tips?

[@milladmac2005]

@@MiloKuroshiro no it isnt... only about 1/3rd... 1/2 tops... okay maybe 3/4ths

[@NorthWolf97]

"Oh, wise battle baby" Never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life.

[@Rikuo86]

The quality for these only goes up unlike Mad Baby's height.

[@soulofash2112]

"To be continued when dad comes back..." and dad went for cigs... Fuck. Well folks, it was a fun ride while it lasted.

[@Sasha-mb3rv]

"pick your poison" SAVAGE

[@matthewhostetter8974]

Another great episode. Praise the Mad Baby, destroyer of shins, Eater of Wendys.

[@sushiifoxx]

and when the world needed her most, there she was. this is the best one yet!! fingers crossed for alligator 🤞

[@frankbell1213]

Maybe when Dad comes back with cigarettes and milk he might have an Alligator as well for us !!!!

[@Phantasima]

Raubahn DISARMS the situation T'WAS A SMALL MATTER, PAY IT LITTLE MIND MAD As a Lalafell... I fuckin DIED XD I love it!!

[@DonPetexX]

Raubahn got even with the previous jest, balanced as all things should be

[@wsunlimited5000]

pray the small away

[@Guillotine1123]

An experienced general he had more than enough encounter with jesters to make a proper comeback xD

[@althelor]

"pick your poison." "I only hang out with you because you're rich."

[@mikigirl18]

I absolutely love that you call the twins Alphibro and Alisis, because that's what me and my friends call them too.

[@echo_9835]

When Prison dad gets back in Shadowbringers he better have cigarettes' and milk for everyone.

[@loadeddice4696]

You can't give a baby cigarettes!

[@mangalink25]

@@loadeddice4696 Don't worry, they're made of milk.

[@Ethonra]

I've seen all the Mad Because Small vids so I say this with zero exaggeration- Bowlcut's backstory (5:58-6:26) is the funniest joke I have ever heard from this series and am willing to bet it will remain top 3. Easy.

[@jacobp8306]

I laughed, I cried, I yelled out in joy "Oh thank god, I'm not the only person that wondered why any of this plot happened outside of [she hot, so forgive] " A masterpiece.

[@chocolatemilk6022]

Think it happened because since she lost her memory and became childlike gosetsu took pity on her and that personality also reminded him of his daughter that may have died young (I can't remember the cutscenes it gets mentioned in during this plot) so it was like having his daughter back in a way. Hien being gosetsu's friend abides by his wish of sparing her since she's not a threat in her current state.

[@Daktangle]

I think this is the one Warrior of Light who doesn't need the services of Dark Knight Therapy sessions. They're already letting out all of their frustrations. XD

[@sophrosync]

The whole thing was great but that first Asahi Joker bit had me straight up rolling, lol. Impeccable delivery sir, bravo!

[@rustyjones7908]

All joking aside, weeb Tataru is adorable.

[@vagabondht5791]

Just don't spend Scion money on a sword. or ANGRY

[@mithiwithi]

All the locals think so too.

[@kelvinguo9780]

These only keep getting better holy shit.

[@ShinigamiAleksi]

Baby’s clapback at Fordola… I FELT that. Her entire story made no God damn sense. And stepmom stealing my kill, too. Also, your rhyming is next level. I’m amazed every time, lol

[@bittersweetvictory8541]

god the rhymes in these just keep getting better, i can’t wait till we’re all caught up

[@azadalamiq]

Sad because no Leather daddies..

[@infylos5035]

Absolutely love this series. There was audible excitement when I saw the notification.

[@mattwo7]

7:59 I didn't even notice they put a bit of Chang'e's moon rabbits in the design. StB's East Asian culture really is all over the freaking place.

[@GrimSavant]

(FFXIV) Doma's always been "what if China was Japan instead", given how Higashi is more of Edo-period sakoku Japan. Then you have the Steppe as Mongolia. Meanwhile, Korea kind of... just gets ignored.

[@rustyjones7908]

@@GrimSavant Considering they tried (and failed) to exterminate Koreans in WWII that's probably just wishful thinking.

[@mattwo7]

@@GrimSavant Not exactly, Doman Tea is Korean, it's Sujeonggwa, a type of cinnamon punch served hot or cold and not really even a type of tea.

[@sweatygoblin2335]

There's a local Japanese folktale about the 'Rabbit of the Moon', or Tsuki no Usagi. Chang'e is probably what it comes from, also the fact that there's a series of craters and different colored terrain on the moon that sorta looks like a rabbit using a mortar and pestle.

[@mattwo7]

@@sweatygoblin2335 Did the Japanese version have anything to do with Tsukuyomi? Because it seems to me they just took Tsukuyomi and mashed her together with Chang'e.

[@GarnetDust24]

“What are you going to do with that book…” “MURDER!” Every SCH and SMN

[@TheMonk3613]

Thanks to you, every time I start a fight in a dungeon or trial, I say in chat " Baby's first bloodbath."

[@Tardisntimbits]

I've been having a really horrible week, and this made me smile, so thank you. I really enjoy these every time!

[@theyinyang1103]

The rapid rhymes, the joker speech and the pondering of war crimes killed me. But, the Lyse and Raubahn puns hurt me physically. Another great video!

[@ArtBear88]

"Everyone runs away." 'Especially Lyse." LMAO

[@khellendross3573]

you could say she wanted a new Lyse on life....

[@SubduedRadical]

"Crap can't even tell mom!" "Soon you can..." Damn that was dark. XD

[@MrTantD-wy9nm]

That cause of death joke had me rolling

[@eriltegoleth4067]

This series is the most enjoyable, rewatchable/relistenable content in FFxiv. Thank you for bringing so much joy to everyone with your creativity and hard work.

[@Khalirei]

Nobody tell her that he's not coming back.

[@soulcore8630]

*walks into the room* I have a confession, I’ve never played FFXIV at all so these vids are my Lore of the story. Nuff said… *leaves room*

[@konaDRAW]

Hippity hoppity your shins are now my property is probably the best line ive ever heard before

[@shushuyu]

if we can stand on the chair we can reach the cabinets......that's it's enlightening.

[@kurosakikun96]

Asahi actually worked for the aesthetician the entire time, this makes way too much sense

[@mithiwithi]

The aesthetician was kidnapped and put in the Resonance machine to give Zenos his Resonance. That's why his hair is always fabulous. Naturally Asahi, being a Zenos fanboy, would bear the brunt of the aesthetician's... aestheticness.

[@simplyquid]

I absolutely lost it at the Joker monologue parody, holy shit. So well written and voiced to perfection.

[@Brendanj101]

I can just imagine Not!Zenos wondering "Gee, I wonder what ACTUAL Zenos cared about so I can blend in.....I KNOW HAIR, I mean LOOK AT THESE GOLDEN LOCKS" Meanwhile Real Zenos: "I can't wait to actually battle my friend Ichig- I mean Smallafell."

[@tatarutaru6079]

Why do you hurt me so, small baby? Now hand over your lunch money.

[@CiderSpider]

no

[@jeffrapier947]

"Hey big bro, I'm not touching you" Glad I wasn't drinking something when that hit.

[@aeches]

as someone who has watched these going through and currently in stormblood, i get all of these references now.

[@banzubie]

Our favorite angry rhyming baby has returned!

[@SFGiantsFan2482]

"To be continued when dad comes back." Who wants to tell him dad isn't coming back.

[@HyakujuuNoKaidou]

"what are you gonna do with that book?" . . . "Murder"

[@DrunkCat1337]

Politics being the best part of StormBlood for me aside, the cig and milk store jokes were absolutely amazing.

[@kumomeme7852]

"Ford Corolla" thanks for the new name also thanks for the bowl harcut story

[@jackadoodles9357]

I love this series! So glad to see you uploaded another episode.

[@shishi6201]

not only do you do a really genuinely good raohbahn but his comebacks just fucking kill me every time

[@louthinator]

"to be continued when dad comes back" well it was a nice final episode anyway :)

[@CaitieLou]

Daaaaamn really spitting bars in this one! Love it. Don't worry, I can confirm Chuck E. Cheese is not, in fact, a costume. It's the Lyse I can do :3 It's just about time for Shadowbringers AAAAW YEAH!!!!!! Baby is about to get to the good shit. So many juice boxes.

[@Nazuiko]

Its funny because theres legitimately in-universe debates over Senor Sabotender being an actual Sabotender, or a Lalafell in a costume

[@SnowFox102]

"Hippity hoppitty, your shins are my property" I need to remember that one

[@ilysxmmy2702]

The Hello Kitty kind of Band-Aids are the ONLY kind of Band-Aids.

[@JayDubagent]

"It was a LYSE agreement." Me and Raubans' face was the same as mine.

[@akridx5712]

Best joke hands down was the stylist one!

[@ilyabar2000]

Absolutely loved your Asahi evil voice, good job

[@DonPetexX]

The mad, the legend, the small has returned!!

[@tutorial5914]

My boss was a stylist and a fiend had me dying

[@gizmogizmo3649]

At the milk store? At the milk store

[@corvoattano8567]

Now I can play the MSQ up till post-Stormblood. Perfect.

[@secondhandninja4441]

Even though this took you a long time to put together, Cider, it's still amazing and I love it.

[@cameronmiyao6178]

"QUICK GET THE TUMS" "I can't reach" "CRAP!"

[@dhanang]

"Which leg is your favourite?" Lol.

[@mippa]

Oh my god the Asahi bit KILLED ME

[@Aurumfae]

I found you randomly, and I don’t even play this game, but now I want to. Your deep foreboding voice for that adorably angry baby is perfect.

[@pretzelthedude]

Utterly freaking brilliant again. My mistake trying to eat dinner while watching as I almost choked on my food twice from uncontrollable laughter.

[@NytingGayle]

Love the way your brain works! And holding my side the hurts from all the laughing!

[@ReaverPrime]

Screwed up by watching this on my phone at work. Definitely laughed loud enough to catch a few people's attention.

[@NemesisUmbral]

I can’t wait for: “One brings Small, one brings Tall…”

[@Mejker]

Joker monologue was genius.

[@j.m.f5451]

"You wanna' how I got this haircut?" Oh my goodness that is easily the best part I'm crying.

[@snow_onis]

Thank you. These have alleviated my traumas for unskippable cutscenes.

[@teoakio1902]

Somehow this series just keeps getting better and better

[@ReesesBees]

our favorite mad baby returns!

[@noonenowhere877]

I'm only here for the pay off of getting an alligator.

[@MissLilianae]

"Will I get grounded if I commit a war crime?" Was not ready for that sentence XD

[@ErwinAponia78]

Your script is just *chef’s kiss* Love the content!

[@The_Zen_Dragon]

"Will i get grounded if I commit a war crime"? Lmao! Another amazing episode.

[@jamierose9095]

Baby needs an alligator for Christmas.

[@tgrabbit8940]

I can't wait for Smallbringers