Cincinnati Chili Creature | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S2 EP 2

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS SLUDGE RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME, SLUDGE IS MY HIGHER POWER, SLUDGE IS MY NORTH STAR, SLUDGE IS IN MY BLOOD! I LOVE YOU SLUDGE! THIS WEEK ON JUST A DASH WE MAKE CINCINNATI CHILI ON SPAGHETTI WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST! STRAP IN FOR A SLUDGY HALLOWEEN!
Brought to you by: Ontario Creates
CINCINNATI CHILI RECIPE
Ingredients:
1 stalk celery, roughly chopped
1 red long pepper, roughly chopped
¼ green pepper, roughly chopped
1 white onion
3 cloves of garlic, smashed
¼ cup olive oil, divided
1 ½ tsp cayenne
1 ½ tsp smoked paprika
1 tbsp Mexican chili powder
1 tsp oregano
1 ½ tsp ground coriander
1 tbsp cumin
1 tsp cinnamon
2 tbsp tomato paste
50g dark chocolate, finely chopped
1 796 mL can crushed tomato
1L beef stock
2 lb ground beef
Salt
500g cooked spaghetti noodles
2 cups grated cheddar cheese
Directions:
1. Place celery, peppers, half the onion, garlic and half the olive oil in a food processor. Blend until a smooth paste forms.
2. Heat mixture in a large pot over medium then add the remaining olive oil. Continue to cook mixture until fragrant, about 10 minutes
3. Add in cayenne, paprika, chili powder, oregano, coriander, cumin, cinnamon and stir.
4. Add in tomato paste, chocolate, crushed tomatoes and beef stock. Stir to combine.
5. Add in ground beef. Breaking it up with a wooden spoon as you stir.
6. Simmer until beef is cooked and mixture has reduced and become sludgy, about 1 hour.
7. Season with salt
8. Finely dice the remaining onion half.
9. Place spaghetti on a plate, ladle chili over noodles then sprinkle with onion and top with cheddar cheese.
10. Do a big clean up.
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[@Underdogbassist]

WELCOME TO JUST A DASH: it’s a cooking show. I’m not too sure about that last bit Matty

[@robertcotrell9810]

This is just a spaghetti!

[@em_birch]

@@robertcotrell9810 _Ehhhhhhhh_

[@SBAKNZ]

"Just a little bit of oil" half a cup "Just a little bit of butter" whole block

[@thesecondislander]

Sound guy has one of the hardest jobs in the world probably

[@jayevan_photography]

Imagine being the PA on this set lol

[@RoyzzOfficial]

I love how Just A Dash started off relatively normal in the first episodes but turned into an alternative reality afterwards.

[@primrosecrossing]

That's pretty much what 2020 did too, tbf

[@Discostick55]

What do you mean this ISN'T a Tim & Eric show?

[@jacobanderson4057]

That's because Matty took a tab and is still tripping months later.

[@1Axxonn1]

I act just like matty in the kitchen. Start losing my mind before i get 10 mins in

[@jesseodum1630]

Don't you like the fly that lands on the pot. XD

[@jamesbrandon6949]

I need a Michelle episode of just a dash, even if it’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a bowl of cereal. I need it!!!!

[@billrowse2266]

Down for that

[@boldbileg]

She's probably a really good cook actually

[@glenrock2389]

She an amazing cook - featured in a few munchies vids

[@boldbileg]

@@glenrock2389 there ya go then. She can do more than PB&J, and I'm 100% here for it.

[@KitchenOnTheLeft]

She makes and sells edibles for a living outside the show, I think it would make a kick ass episode

[@Alianbow]

Wasn't expecting Michelle the Walking Green Screen. Classic

[@boldbileg]

I was feeling it. She lookin' like a SNACK

[@tiffiindanii]

Why does that random chicken in the oven have me dying laughing

[@ExtremeUnction1988]

"There's nothing in the oven." HAHA yeah that was gold

[@danielplainview1]

I think it was a goose or a duck.

[@jayevan_photography]

yeah! wtf was that haha

[@bigh92591]

christmas goose baby

[@ilikethingsfromjapan]

This episode actually opened up my head and touched parts of my brain that I’ve never felt before, and I’ve come to realise I just drink alcohol to turn off the negative voice in my head that is so critical of mistakes I make and maybe I should just talk to myself in a more positive way from now on and I won’t need the drugs. Cool.

[@meryempurcell5814]

are you okay

[@ilikethingsfromjapan]

@@meryempurcell5814 im cured now

[@whatwouldtarado213]

I'm starting the official Michelle fan club. Her snark makes me so proud.

[@ryanthomastew]

Michelle is a gem. MOAR MICHELLE PLZ!!!!!

[@vikinglore1066]

Agreed!

[@themachine300]

This was just an insane amazing journey of delusion, indigestion, paranoia, megalomania and sludge. Thank you for allowing us to be part of this journey.

[@ig11_21]

this is your best video.

[@CharlieCreedonWells]

Where's the Sludge merch line already?? Also, the music at the end of the episode was the perfect choice.

[@miospetlover]

Lifelong Cincinnatian here. At the beginning I was horrified, but as the video progressed I was amazed. Would love to try this recipe compared to the standard mix we have here. My favorite go to's are 3-ways and chili cheese fries. Always funny to ask someone from out of town if they want to go out for a 3-way

[@perry9900]

Yo, this show is turning into a fever dream

[@TheWeazell]

I made this recipe today, it’s really good! One small tip is to cut back a little with the dark chocolate and use 75% cocoa or above so it won’t end up on the sweeter side. Good luck!

[@broncotrolly]

I used Reese’s

[@johnzarick]

Came for the Cincy chili, stayed for the masterpiece of sight and sound

[@maximebeaudoin4013]

I need more of this type of content Matty. This is insane

[@manuelgonzalez825]

Greatest cooking show ever! Bring it back.

[@Looptydude]

Michelle eating the spaghetti with her hands at the end killed me for some reason!

[@GreenWitch1]

Michele’s facial expressions are priceless!

[@johnh5960]

This episode was art.

[@McStudioGangsta]

from someone who loves skyline and lives 20 minutes away from the nasti nati i appreciate you covering this.

[@Wild111]

OK, I've finally got it. The spirit of Chris Farley inhabits Matty. That makes sense for the feel and how the show goes!

[@amyh4032]

The best video I've seen in a while thank you.

[@striknein]

Michelle needs her own show.

[@skyhighetrist]

Yes

[@malcomexboyfriend3087]

@@resolecca the four of them having dinner would be the pinnacle of internet entertainment

[@binarybuzz]

no

[@Observedwalnut75]

Can we talk about how Michelle is looking like pretty attractive in this EP?

[@derekwest8636]

12:11 yes

[@bombarded15]

How about we not be creeps?

[@bryang6601]

​@@bombarded15 I think you mean crepes

[@Hotflop2011]

She’s super cute

[@JC-wd4yz]

Michelle has always been attractive. WE STAN YOU MICHELLE

[@jeffreyhalverson83]

So good. Fantastic sludge song....love the whole thing

[@olderloverxx]

Home style cookERrrrreEeeeeeEEE Oh no it's just a dash! Michelle!

[@xavierpaquin]

MICHELLE!!!

[@olderloverxx]

@@xavierpaquin Ty for the CAPS. MY BAD

[@SableSunsets]

Why is this so fucking hilarious the second time 😭😭😭😭

[@jeannetterw]

Who wrote Sludge?! I demand they get a raise or we riot!

[@micahhawkins8233]

lmao Matty and the team never cease to impress and surprise me. Side note: that f'n cow got struck by lighting on camera! holy sh*t!!

[@drewhinners8793]

Cincinnati Chili is the sauce of the Gods. Cincinnati Chili Cheese Fries are manna from heaven.

[@Huberredwarriors]

They don't know! So glad Matty puttin it on the map

[@Nastynati0513]

As a lifelong Cincinnatian, hot sauce and yellow mustard take this meal to another level.

[@chance_hollow]

Me: Waiting for Michelle to make an only fans Matty: *takes shirt off* Me: this will do

[@AlwaysIllBlood]

This is by far my favourite episode of this show. Went full weird bullshit and it payed off.

[@rpseizer68]

That "OOOOO! Is it bath time daddy?" will haunt me for years

[@brettomomyces]

as someone who spent years cooking these are fucking hysterical...if you tuned in to learn something we're in the same boat

[@scottherrington9382]

Phenomenal. Everything. Just. Phenomenal.

[@thepiratecove2770]

Shoutout to Michelle's post apocalyptic proletariat costume all she needs is one of those white handkerchiefs tying her hair back for the big cleanup.

[@haides13]

I honestly got so distracted by sludge that i didn’t realize Matty was actually making food this episode

[@sack943]

I watch this for Matty and Michelle the food is just a bonus

[@jackbaow6845]

It's October and this always gives me spooky vibes 👀🤣

[@RockytheDoggy1996]

This show should be renamed: Cooking While On Acid

[@maurice5402]

Lol no way, acid has me like 👁️👄👁️ help?

[@jackmarkson4235]

cincinnati chili is the best winter dish of all time. all cincinnatians have it in their blood

[@ertantawakkul3506]

I remember this show from Rick’s interdimensional cable

[@NuggieNabber]

Link please

[@amd5281]

For the record. I watch just a dash daily. It’s my not so secret obsession.

[@Riznal]

THE BEST "COOKING" SHOW EVAAAAA

[@georgiabowhunter]

The only TV show that makes the crew and ingredients a costar.

[@goddersgti]

Editor needs a raise

[@philup6274]

Starts video with a cow getting struck by lightning.... Sums 2020 up perfectly

[@laurahewitt8919]

I've made this so many times since this video came out. It is my family's favourite

[@sisterofslaanesh666]

This has vibes of the Mighty Boosh with Sludge

[@basherkit]

This is still THE best episode!!.. So far.

[@pictureBigger]

Happy every other Wednesday!!!

[@KennyG81]

He's been busy with Matty's Patty's Burger Club and Maker Pizza. He can't be everywhere at once.

[@pictureBigger]

@@KennyG81 yes I'm aware. i wasn't complaining.

[@KennyG81]

@@pictureBigger Ok, good. Otherwise I would have Sludge come after you, LOL.

[@amandacox6316]

This was entertaining... well more than usual.

[@dan2293]

Everytime! It cracks me up everytime Matty can't wait for food to cool down 🤣 i can relate...

[@allison4481]

Sometimes I just come back here and rewatch this

[@RiggsCo]

Haven’t laughed so hard since the chicken fried steak episode in season 1 😂😂😂 You guys are fucking killing it 🤘

[@snitzle96]

"Ooohhhh is it bath time daddy?" Yesss

[@joshcbc]

I am here for this. Thank you Matty.

[@thebigtobinski1448]

This is like a terrifying goddamn fever dream & I love it.

[@dominionarts8017]

The best cook since Jacque.

[@Cavemanfbs1]

This is my go to show to watch when im trippin on mushrooms

[@CAROBRAVO24]

Best one yet.

[@You-Toob-name-here]

Best yet

[@mexicanmomma5119]

My first time watching ur channel and I’m so here to stay! 🖤

[@annievigna884]

I've made this so many times. I'm fast and loose with the amounts of ingredients. But it's so good.

[@dpclerks09]

8:24-9:04 tells you what kind of Chef Matty really is, in a good way.

[@azzua]

This is the best episode you guys have done yet. I want to hang out with you people.

[@deeplycon638]

Last time I came this early my girlfriend left me 🤣🤣

[@13sampepper]

there is, at best, maybe 2 minutes of actual cooking instruction in this almost 20 minute video

[@boldbileg]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED SAMUEL?!

[@Rasengan1inyaface]

This is THE funniest shit I've watched in the past 2 weeks.

[@violentfrog_]

Who woulda thought a set dresser would be the ultimate comedic foil

[@moegeemoe]

Deciding not to put in the rest of the garlic (sorry. *chocolate) is what makes Matty a real chef.

[@hippywolf]

I couldnt even chew my chips this had me laughing so hard

[@AGL888]

Those zombie eyes, knew twas to good to be true. For a cooking show, had me rolling under me sheets

[@kikkirow]

This is amazing

[@timf00lery]

I could have sworn there was beans in the Skyline chili I had in Cinci. it was like two years ago though...

[@miguelschoedel7691]

Cincinnati Represent!!!!

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

I’m from Cincinnati, and this tickled my nethers

[@killswitchdn4284]

I missed the mustache glad to see it make a come back.

[@jamesmallette6312]

I love this fucking show... Favorite food show ever

[@BakerKC]

This show becomes more of an acid trip with every episode, like wtf is going on anymore? I can't stop watching tho...

[@johndib5335]

Bro I was thinking the same thing

[@colina1330]

I dunno what you're talking about. This is just a cooking show.

[@dazskadi612]

I'm convinced it's designed so you drop acid and Watch from the start of season 1 so by the time you get to this part, you are just fucking railed and sludge is doing you no favours

[@augustobrk4528]

Hahahaha, don't even fucking care about the recipe stuff...just that insanity shit

[@biznas420]

well the first few he wasnt into the grateful dead then that year he got into it and its been like this least thats what i noticed prob droppin acid

[@andrewpalmer1223]

Matty: Unstoppable Force Sound Guy: Immovable Object

[@deaderthendead041]

Underrated comment

[@will_boner17]

This is without a doubt the most insane, late-night Adult Swim shit ever.

[@AlexandraBaggins]

I ain’t complaining though👌🏻

[@buenobro]

Give this one a god damn gold medal

[@isosandy]

yes.

[@biggdaddy202003]

Aqua teen hunger force vibe for real. Think Carl in place of Matty lol

[@richardmullins1883]

Good call

[@yjhan2031]

Michelle as a green screen is one of the greatest tv show plot twists ever

[@erasmusherzen]

These are entering the sphere of high art

[@oliverclayton406]

Salvador Matheson’s Surrealist Cookup

[@TanukiSC]

It’s moved well beyond a cooking show. This is performance art of the highest level right now. Should be streaming like from the fu8king Guggenheim!

[@karu6111]

Giving me Twin Peaks vibes tbh

[@WoodChuckChuck122]

The only time I get high is to watch Just A Dash lmao

[@TheWardagh]

Food completely secondary as always

[@IndiePatron]

Matty without a shirt still looks like he's wearing a shirt.

[@yusufbanna]

true!! 🙂

[@Foxesinthetrees7]

Your avatar looks fat.

[@greymilk]

@@Foxesinthetrees7 your cat looks fat

[@thomasbjor2332]

I love looking at MAtty without a shirt!

[@bigbird2451]

Matty should have a Matty's tattoos shirt in the merch store so we could all look like him with his shirt off. With a turtle neck version for those harsh Cincinnati winters.

[@HOUCEMATE]

Michelle's look of perpetual contempt and boredom made me fall in love with her so badly

[@dylannotsor6955]

I too love emotionally unavailable women.

[@roberto2568]

the character from park and recreation I would say :)

[@ZacharyCusanelli]

Girl next door babe for sure.

[@AdamJoaquinMJaime]

Bruh Michelle’s so bad

[@taylorfausett177]

@@dylannotsor6955 I would be perfect for you ❤️

[@julienmayer9966]

I want Just a Dash team to know the editing is out of this world. The difference between this and other Matty shows is night and day. Gfj

[@jayevan_photography]

Right? It doesn't even seem like the editors are stretching the content-- I can't imagine how much they have to start with.

[@rolandodennis8385]

FACTS.

[@ericpetersen6188]

You’re right - it’s way overboard and not funny

[@morningstar7484]

@@ericpetersen6188 you got it wrong bud

[@gravellane150]

This whole thing was chaos and it was glorious. Like a roadrunner banging a tasmanian devil with benny’s amethyst crystal butt plug glinting in the distance.

[@minuteslater86]

The editing on this show is on a whole 'nother level.

[@Miniac]

wtf is happening to me

[@DryTEKGI]

Fancy to see you here.

[@persianheir5218]

I wanna party with whoever edits this show

[@taylorfausett177]

I wish I knew how they get the final product of this show. Someone wrote this episode after the fact and then probably did a collaboration with the editing.

[@arielchihan4773]

JUST A DASH LAYOUT -Matty: MC -Michelle: Sidekick -Sound Guy: The Antoganoist

[@LukeLacetera]

Michelle with the absolute drip 😤✊🏻

[@skyhighetrist]

Yeaaahhh

[@kasriouiyassir]

Drips of chilli yeah

[@behodiusiraintus3128]

This is not an anthology series. You need to start with season 1 episode 1, or you'll be lost.

[@Huberredwarriors]

Thats what's so great about it lol

[@robotjunkie3764]

You are so right, the descent into madness

[@christianolson8543]

It’s true. I showed my mom this episode and I’m pretty sure she thinks I’ve lost my mind

[@willbrundish3749]

This is a side to Michelle we have never experienced before

[@mbm2355]

Michelle is the S&P to this whoooooole show! MORE MICHELLE

[@CodyAlushin]

It’s the mushrooms

[@Se7nDust]

Yes, smiling, and not peeved 😁

[@georgeboehmler7211]

Agreed, she’s the best, reminds me of Aubrey Plaza a bit

[@EzeICE]

MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!

[@Thechezbailey]

We asked for more Michelle. We got a whole other level.

[@pthanos]

Yeah he's milking that cow..no pun intended, Michelle seems like a great person

[@shanewarren7824]

She god dosed this day.

[@ZachJenkins]

I’m sorry to say I would be fine with less Michelle

[@joedivision7148]

MOAR

[@booates]

@@ZachJenkins amen

[@LuisNavarro-lt9xd]

MICHELLE SUCH A BABE 🥴

[@SKOOB2]

April Ludgates best cameo

[@bazintrickways3045]

@@SKOOB2 underrated comment

[@MOTM1234]

came to the comment section looking for this - total babe

[@crazkurtz]

That’s Sona’s sister from Conan

[@stanvag5]

So much of

[@kevinl4599]

This like hit is for Michelle and the “Big Cleanup”!

[@Bochumer1993]

If the Eric Andre Show ever has a cooking bit, you would be the perfect chef for it

[@Tremonius]

Fucking thank you, 1000%

[@herzeliedstein573]

They did that