Party Tray Pizza Hoax | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S2 EP1

SEASON FUCKING TWO!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I COOKED!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!! JUST A DASH RETURNS WITH I THINK PARTY TRAY PIZZAS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!! THIS SEASON ALMOST DESTROYED US ALL!!!! MORE CHAOS LESS FOOD MORE MICHELLE MORE YELLING MORE MICHELLE ITS ALL ABOUT MICHELLE!!!!! SHE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!!!
Brought to you by: Ontario Creates
Ingredients -
Pizza Dough
(makes 1 13 x18 inch pizza, or 2 9x13 inch pizza )
8g Dry active Yeast
1 3/4 cups warm water
1/3 cup olive oil, plus more for greasing bowl and pans
1 tbsp salt
4 cups all purpose flour
Tomato Sauce
1/4 cup olive oil
1 onion, finely diced
3 clove garlic, finely sliced
2 28 oz can whole tomato
8 basil leaves
1 tbsp dried oregano
2 tbsp sugar
Salt and pepper
For the Garden Vegetable Pizza (makes 1 9x13 inch pizza)
1/4 parmesan cheese, finely grated
1/4 cup olive oil, divided plus more for garnish
1 cup grated mozzarella cheese
1/2 cup cherry tomatoes
3 Squash flowers
3-4 kale leaves, torn
3-4 spigarello leaves, torn
2-3 green onion, cut into thirds
1/2 cup ricotta
4-5 fresh basil leaves
Salt and pepper
Zest of one lemon
*use whatever vegetables that are available to you
For the pepperoni pizza (makes 1 9 x13 inch pizza)
2 tbsp olive oil
1/2 cup parmesan cheese, divided
1 cups grated mozzarella
1 cup tomato sauce
2 cups pepperoni
Directions:
In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the hook attachment, Dissolve yeast in warm water. Let stand until frothy, about 10 minutes
Pour in olive oil, salt and gradually add the flour. Mix on low speed until combined scraping down the sides as needed.
Increase speed to medium-high. Knead in a mixer until dough is smooth and pliable. The dough should be tacky, but If very wet sticky, add more flour 1 tablespoon at a time.
Form dough into a smooth ball. Grease a bowl with olive oil and place dough in the bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and allow to rise until ball doubles in size, about 1 hour.
Place dough in the refrigerator to ferment for 24 hours.
Remove dough from refrigerator and place on a sheet pan greased with olive oil. Using your fingertips gently stretch dough over the surface of the pan. The dough does not need to reach rim to rim in this step. Cover with plastic and place in the refrigerator for another 24 hours.
Meanwhile, to make the tomato sauce, heat olive oil in a pot over medium. Add in onion and garlic and cook until soft and fragrant, about 5 minutes
Add in tomatoes, crushing each one in your hand before adding to the pot. Pour in the residual liquid from the can.
Stir in basil, oregano, and sugar then season with salt and pepper
Simmer sauce until it becomes thick and pasty, about 20 minutes. Set aside to cool.
Remove dough from refrigerator 15 minutes before assembling..
Gently stretch the dough on a baking sheet so it reaches rim to rim. If the dough is pulling back, let rest for 2-3 minutes then continue to stretch again.
Preheat oven to 500F
Cover with a dish towel and let the dough rest for 20 minutes
To make the Garden Vegetable Pizza:
Sprinkle parmesan cheese over pizza dough then drizzle with half the olive oil.
Sprinkle Mozzarella cheese over the parmesan.
Arrange cherry tomatoes over dough, breaking them as you go, allowing their juices to fall on the pizza.
Arrange remaining vegetables over dough. Then drizzle remaining olive oil and season with salt and pepper
Bake until crust is golden, about 20 minutes
Remove from oven and arrange dollops of ricotta over pizza
Garnish with basil leaves, a drizzle of olive oil, and lemon zest
Let rest 10 minutes before slicing and serving
To make Pepperoni Pizza:
Drizzle olive oil over the dough and then sprinkle half the parmesan cheese
Sprinkle with mozzarella over and then arrange dollops of sauce over mozzarella
Sprinkle the remaining parmesan cheese over pizza and then top with pepperoni
Bake in the preheated oven until crust is golden, about 20 minutes
Let rest 10 minutes before slicing and serving
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[@MrNSup]

As good as Home Style Cookery is, Just a Dash is on a whole nottha leval.

[@splugen]

Clark Kent / Superman

[@michaelthatcher8227]

Facts

[@dishmaster4140]

No other cooking show hits like Just A Dash, and I'm freakin here for it, man.

[@mollyhill6262]

yah it is lol

[@mollyhill6262]

i lik piza

[@JoshuaWeissman]

Just A Dash LETS GOOOOO!

[@hazymist583]

Your coffee B-roll was insane...

[@colinscherer3316]

nice tacos joshie

[@benzmansl65amg]

Hi papa

[@jonasrappo3733]

papi

[@7bootzy]

Ahh, KZbin time after birria.

[@RodrigoPlasencia1310]

Almost two years later i come here to say that i fucking miss Just a Dash. Deeply. I love every Matty production but JAD will have a piece of my heart forever.

[@StaceWah]

I still hope it will be back. It's. Just. The. Best 😭💔

[@ediamonds2k1]

I need Season 3 so bad

[@crabtube7178]

It is back

[@skillbizterb]

Same brother

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

I miss it, everyone was so funny. At least I've seen Michelle in lingerie since then. She's so beautiful, but why didn't Matty also get a photoshoot!?

[@waldog1079]

*There’s so much of Matty’s DNA on that pizza it could pass a paternity test*

[@Mind_Idiot]

Michelle is gonna use the rest of the pizza as evidence to snag that life insurance

[@Neoprene00]

Lmao

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

Cum pizza?

[@mickym.6711]

@@bobbiusshadow6985 too far bro.

[@Raver420onelove]

@@bobbiusshadow6985 stop that.

[@joekay148]

This is not a cooking show. This is an art installation.

[@EzeICE]

An experience

[@mark-angelofamularcano237]

I like it. Picasso 😙👌🏼

[@tapeworm6093]

It’s Jesus

[@deathxsharpee2260]

The Artist Is A Present: cuz Matty’s a bow-tied gift

[@expatatat]

This show is where all the art went when our country shut down the insane asylums

[@VictoryOfThePeople11]

Love how the entire crew were aware and prepared to watch a man die on set.

[@jayevan_photography]

They're totally setting him up haha I catch my crew all the time lol

[@jmanzo2009]

I fucking lost it when Matty was literally about to puke and they cut to Michelle playing chess on her phone.

[@samus0105]

Matty's looks like a holloween costume of himself

[@msimpkin10]

He’s a Hollow Ween.

[@trotmieyer]

what do u mean Tom

[@lisax119]

🤣winning post

[@maxlee6676]

@@trotmieyer He meant to say he looks like a Halloween costume of himself

[@trotmieyer]

@@maxlee6676 what is being implied by that?

[@HandToolRescue]

This is how Matty turned into Pizza the Hut.

[@MrNick9044]

hahaha

[@DaddyDohBoy]

My favorite restoration channel also watches Just a Dash? WHAT?

[@pizzathehut295]

Yo, wtf. Dude looks just like me

[@jimjones4345]

I just really love starwars.

[@randyallaway4085]

Aren't you two like, next-door neighbors?

[@posrendelkan4711]

"Did you wash your hands after touching the light?" ~Proceeds to sniff the ever living f*** out of the basil and throwing it in the sauce~

[@jayevan_photography]

It's these moments that we need to just look away and pretend it didn't happen haha

[@itskarl79]

That's why the crew never eats what he cooks.. Can you imagine what he's done in the restaurants he's cooked in?

[@tyturner9447]

@@itskarl79 they eat his food all the time 😂

[@PalmelaHanderson]

I loved "Matty is the only person who looks like more a pervert WITHOUT a mustache."

[@ElenaKato25or6to4]

I thought the same thing!

[@colina1330]

Same here. I laughed hard at that.

[@djmali]

This is the funniest episode by far, I was crying when he washed his "hands".

[@nurd83]

We should all take note for covid washing

[@Donutworx]

Gotta wash the pits too

[@jwoodrow7335]

As a Culinary Director of a national company, we have regular hand washing trainings. I’m boutta submit Matty’s hand washing bit to corporate for approval. Boy has me weak. Good stuff Matty..

[@faveryy2080]

This entire show is a fever dream

[@levilevis9032]

This show feels like an "Office"-esque faux documentary comedy show, but they keep improvising and adlibbing cooking parts that take up half the episode.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I think it’s nuts that Matty is clean, but he’s still this chaotic. I couldn’t imagine him on cocaine, he could rule the world. Then again, I’m pretty sure this is a classic case of ADHD.

[@bigboss1118]

I swear to Jesus the editors of these videos deserve an Oscar

[@briansullivan9110]

Didn't Matty say it's Tort? I think it's Tort among others. Leave it to the quiet guy.

[@BarackObama592]

No

[@danielnoronha1465]

Just for having to smell him ya

[@krubixcube]

Right there with you. The editor of these is... incredible. I miss Just a Dash so much

[@jayevan_photography]

Wants to learn how to make pizza. Gets yelled at for 22 minutes.

[@MrOuchiez]

In other words: Perfection.

[@mnaeslund]

It’s like cooking with my dad

[@nchasz]

Working in any dive or turn and burn

[@jayevan_photography]

@metroidman22000 they really are the best videos haha

[@jayevan_photography]

@@nchasz seriously!

[@rickhunter17]

I love how Marty is so polite to Siri, “yes, please”

[@bruceree1574]

Did I miss someone? Who’s Marty...

[@TheRocksEyebrow20]

I think his name is Marvin

[@valdeezycleaver]

@@TheRocksEyebrow20 Marvin Masterson

[@laurenobenauer9118]

My serotonin levels are through the roof “Michelle!! Did you take a life insurance policy out on me!?” “Yeah!”

[@Finntown]

It was great. :'D

[@PetitOiseau13]

"How?" ".......I dunno"

[@TheeMrShtinker]

The first Pizza had Olive Oil added to it 9 times 1- in the froth 2- in the first stage 3 - in the pan 4- in the pan again 5 - during a cut before the parm 6 - after vegies are on 7 - once it's unstuck from the pan 8 - after the extra cheese 9 - before it enters the mouth

[@NunyaBuisness978]

10 if you count the olive oil in the sauce

[@corystansbury]

I was literally thinking, "It would be funny to do a post outlining every time he added olive oil." I award you one internet unit for your work.

[@bfra881]

If he adds any more oil to that pan the United States will invade it!

[@entity8019]

Guess Matty likes pizza with his olive oil.

[@michaelmorehouse6027]

@@bfra881 Bazingaaaaa

[@whatwouldtarado213]

Brilliant editing at 14:44. I see you, Editing person.

[@Ali-xt2ex]

That drone right ?

[@freejay6091]

dude. watch that scene on 0.5 speed and it gets REAALLY shady :D

[@dgmckim]

"matty might be the only person that looks like a pervert WITHOUT a moustache" got me. i was dying over that one

[@woollinthorpe]

I remember seeing it in the comments!

[@BaggoFunyuns]

When I was younger, I identified with Matty. Now, I identify with Michelle.

[@ginamaxey9967]

Facts

[@michellerabin1]

me too

[@msmith7860]

@@michellerabin1 me three 😍

[@lashstar22]

@@michellerabin1 where did you get that crew neck?

[@michellerabin1]

@@lashstar22 studio a ok They are based out of Vancouver - check them out

[@jimmckenzie960]

Michelle must have been distracted by Billy Zane while Matty was choking to death.

[@elevatorphish]

This isn’t a food cooking show. It’s clearly a dissertation on postmodern consumer culture.

[@vector222]

Producer: “OK Matty, we’re trying to get some new sponsors so keep being your wacky self but just try to be a little bit more mindful.” Matty: “Siri, what is Pizzagate?”

[@jimbojones8978]

Welp. He went back in for more, and it all made the cut. I think there's blame to go around at the least. lol.

[@mrbouncelol]

The truth is an absolute defense bro

[@epiccollision]

@@mrbouncelol yeah it’s not like he was out here spreading nonsense, he was ignorant so he informed himself, that’s growth.

[@mrbouncelol]

@@epiccollision Hahahahaha

[@goddlessanarchist845]

I hope those introduced a lot of pizza to pizza gate because I have been following it for so long and it’s so fucked we need to save the children

[@kiliang.3785]

Mathy : fok I'm choking! Plis help.. Everyone around in the room: damn the jokes are fire this season lets see what happens next..

[@Donutworx]

Pretty sure they aren't even jokes, it's just whats happening....

[@jasminlee181]

Matty Matheson is like... if you took Gordon Ramsey and Jack Black and gave him a Canadian Birth Certificate.

[@easybreezy9666]

Might be a little Charlie sheen in there as well

[@micaylabirondo836]

Does anybody here watch Just A Dash whenever they need a reason to keep going? It's Thanksgiving day 2020 but truthfully binging on this is the best thing I can do today.

[@vvolfsblood]

Dude same hat lmao

[@contentdope]

Yes. Yes I do

[@Zwt256]

That’s why daddy matty is here. He’s here for us

[@tylerczerniak9945]

Matty violently screaming “fuck” directly in the face of a bowl of pepperoni summarizes the mood I’ve been in for the last week

[@fabianvonreinsperg9170]

I feel you, bud.

[@adeptusmechanicus1029]

Same

[@murderh0b0]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. Also i feel ya

[@Coentjemons]

Since I'm horrible with computers, is there an easy way to get that moment into a clip i can download?

[@funkyforager3897]

Same but now hope you're well fam

[@Snulrich]

I hope people who just wanna make a pizza tray stumble across this and lose their minds

[@jesmarkmikesell1957]

That Pizza gate opening was nutty

[@harrynutsack5173]

The three main people that"debunked" pizzagate have all been charged with child porn child molestation in the last 3 years 😂. The last one was a former Hillary Clinton lawyer and was convinced of having sex with TODDLERS this year. The people in high places are evil that is why freedom of speech is being regulated

[@TheKat9513]

I missed the pure chaos of this show

[@Finntown]

Needed this so badly.

[@jasonruka1665]

Funny how chaos can be so relaxing to watch lol..

[@Fortunes.Fool.]

I'm having an awful day and it's a little better now that his 'stache is back.

[@jakeb6703]

Shitstache activated

[@flowerm3225]

Siri : Do you want me to keep reading? Matty : yes please Siri lmao I died

[@karlpomerleau2122]

First time watching an episode of Just A Dash, and I've never seen a cooking show this chaotic in my entire life. 10/10

[@hodgmanderp4613]

Guess you haven't scene Food Party.

[@karlpomerleau2122]

@@hodgmanderp4613 I honestly regret looking it up. The cringe is unreal.

[@jaywisely3411]

Finally, the universe makes sense again. The mustache is back.

[@Donutworx]

...but, it could be better. More, fluffier.

[@sophiarodriguez9930]

“Don’t pizza gate me”

[@goddlessanarchist845]

Thank you for being aware! We need to rise up and save these children!

[@HOTPOCKET789]

since the BA Test Kitchen is now a wasteland, can we get Brad his own show on your channel just like Babish and Sohla???? The chemistry is unmatched

[@Jack-hd4ou]

This needs to happen

[@williamblack2989]

Please brad needs a show..

[@partyrocket859]

I really feel like Brad does not like Matty

[@davidmilner5442]

Nah Matty's a standalone, the videos with brad aren't as good

[@t3chvest]

@@partyrocket859 yeah that's why they've done several collabs and went noodling together... ?

[@killrkittn]

"Did you wash your hands after touching the light?" ~Proceeds to sniff the ever living f*** out of the basil and throwing it in the sauce~

[@ali-goregano1197]

Is matty the jack black of the cooking world ?

[@milostimko9643]

The only cooking show that can take 4 minutes to actually start cooking and still keep me watching

[@bertiebrown581]

“I thought about my children” made me choke on my pb&j.

[@MichaelTrustsGod]

You know Just A Dash is a good show when you start choking along with Matty Matheson

[@MrWaterbongs]

MICHELLEEEEEE!!!!.. love it when matty yells her name. And Michelle is really cute.

[@illwillsquared]

Insanely

[@thiccbirb1096]

I've waited so long to hear him scream Michelle's name again

[@jayevan_photography]

BEST show on the tubes.

[@bennygaray46]

I love the theory that everyone wants to kill matty.

[@jpromen321]

after the hand squishing of tomatoes, nose touching of basil, hand washing of arm pits, I'm still crushing those pies

[@ItsWeenie]

Grip: do you do this at nice restaurants Matty: do what *cuts to him truffle hunting in a mud patch

[@Jetering-]

Matty is so unbelievably and disgustingly Canadian, and I love it.

[@scruffydarealog2632]

He just seems like an american from the 51st state to me. Canadians are just so similar to us.

[@anovosedlik]

he makes this nation proud

[@ryebread444]

I’m sorry but I literally lost it when he chocked on the pepperoni because Michelle didn’t take the casing off 😂😂😂

[@blumenmaedchen-eo5tc]

14:46 drone outside the windows when he's talking about pizza-gate. I pretty much love that details of editing :DD

[@Jack-hd4ou]

Nice catch

[@ginamaxey9967]

Good Eye!!👁

[@arizonassmokedmedia7454]

Yes!!

[@blueshell292]

Jesus Christ Id never have noticed

[@BenjaminMiles]

I've watched all the Homestyle Cookery episodes, bought the cookbook, all caught up on Dead Set On Life, rewatched all the Keep It Canada's... But I missed Just A Dash. Thank you, Matty.

[@amandaananda9029]

My friend just recommended this channel, and I had no idea what I was missing in my life until this point. Thank you.

[@cotyakin]

This man is a goddamn treasure. Anyone that uses the dislike button on this video needs to take a realy long look in the mirror and try to figure out where their life went wrong.

[@UnknownUser-ej8tk]

The editing on the pizzagate part! 😂

[@bsok]

"hates picture perfect pizzas" then proceeds to make picture perfect pizza. lol love this show

[@Wild111]

The production of this show has evolved from *Delirius cooking show* , to a *Soap opera-Western-Sci-Fi-Comedy Cooking show* . And I'm here for it.

[@thethepete731]

"Hey Matty, how much olive oil do I need for this?" "Yes"

[@madvillain5732]

*If a Chef isn’t this intimate with the ingredients I don’t want to eat*

[@nicholassilvidi2473]

I hope this season is just a progression of Matty’s mustache getting girthier and at the end he can auction it off for charity.

[@shmii7724]

this whole show man, it's not just matty but also the camerawork, the editing... everything... it's PERFECCCT ngl if this won't get an oscar i don't know either man

[@Realmeglynn]

I see Michelle on her phone and I just wonder how her chess games are going

[@sethhughes6046]

This editing is God tier.

[@felden617]

This is a gift from the gods. We just agreed to have massive amounts of pizza this christmas. Thanks Matty!

[@SIRJ0RDAN]

First of all: I Think i have'nt laughed like this for a very long time! Thanks for that! Second: can we please praise the Geniuses who write/edit this?! The Drone coming in behind the Window @14:44 is such a brilliant detail!

[@connormutnansky5947]

Welcome back Matty! Missed this program and Michelle!

[@derekerhart8184]

The long wait for this tangled ball of yarn to re emerge was worth it. Years from now I want to be able to buy the 20 season box set on Amazon so that when I go into the nursing home I will still have a reason to live.

[@Puuuurrrr]

I have never so constantly giggled throughout a whole video ever this is like crack cocaine to me

WHO IS THAT EDITOR?! HE’S ON 🔥🔥🔥🔥 VINNY IS THAT YOU?!

[@9words40]

@@Shadow4977 no u

[@jessiec7595]

underrated comment!

[@hophop1075]

Vinny wasn't ever the editor! I believe Hunzi always handled that

[@josueperez5348]

I litetally waited for season two just to hear.... " M I C H E L L E E E E E !!!!!!!!!"

[@kendallross3724]

Just a Stache. Pencil gate. Read about it.

[@lilrowbear]

10 minutes in and I've learn how to combine yeast and water, but I'm still 100% into this. Editor is stepping up his game even more this season.

[@ZoeBateman]

"I think that's enough" *still adding pepperoni*

[@ktj4691]

It’s like I’ve come back home...MISSED JUST A DASH SO MUCH.

[@NeonVanta]

Just A Dash is the pizzagate of cooking shows.

[@Donutworx]

It is since Vice didn't pick it up as a real show.

[@SweetTea0023]

Ah yes my favorite cooking show where the host is positively SCREAMING the entire time and spiraling into a mistrust of his peers and JUST SO HAPPENS to be cooking. My favorite cooking show :)

[@rachelmt2026]

I followed this recipe to a T, this is by far the best pizza I have ever made! Great recipe, thank you for sharing

[@mobooya]

It wasn't too much olive oil? Did you poop alot like he warned at the end?

[@gudebro2000]

Did Michelle get hotter? This show is awesome, what’s it called? “The totally hawt Michelle show plus some other people”?

[@howgamer365]

Looks like it. She was hot before, but wow totally smokin now. 11/10

[@fieraci8500]

Does Michelle have her own channel? I’d subscribe.

[@efwefwef4747]

@@fieraci8500 fans only

[@travis9937]

@@efwefwef4747 underrated comment

[@t9t9t9t9t9]

the hell are you talking about, shes old and average lmao

[@tubzcoronado]

This is the peak of 2020. Nothing else can make 2020 better than matty Matheson.

[@pierrevuylsteke2974]

eric andre's season 5 incoming

[@Harry-ju8yw]

TRUTH

[@GreenMonkeySam]

Borat 2 is anther contender.

[@cityofvandals2019]

This was the best conspiracy video I’ve ever seen!

[@Knightcommander69]

The easiest job ever, would be the olive oil salesman for Just a Dab.

[@chinqlinq89]

Shout out Just a Dab

[@alexspera3116]

Not as easy as the butter salesman for Homestyle Cookery

[@chat2056]

Dab dash

[@brenixon1577]

I have been watching Homestyle Cookery and it was way to tame for me. This..this insanity is what I have been missing. I missed Michelle and this crazy. Thank GODS you guys are back.

[@jayevan_photography]

Absolutely! It's still pretty amazing that he manages HSC while promoting this show as well

[@TheDedicatedDrifter]

Lmao. Its hard to make me genuinely laugh out loud. Every episode of this show has done it for me. Thank you Matthew 😊 just started watching. Don't ever stop making episodes... ever. Also way better than pizza gate 🍕 gate

[@layz_her2673]

God i love this show, the edits, the craziness. It's like if the creator of salad fingers(david firth) did a cooking show

[@harmondraws]

I don't see how you made that connection

[@jeromesudi1196]

Washes whole body, proceeds to sling the rag around in the kitchen. RIP ALL THE INGEDIENTS ON THE COUNTER

[@horzradish4914]

the kneading dance cracked me tf up

[@TheLaserRain]

Legit lost it when my man starts soaping down his shoulders.

[@cls606]

WHOEVER EDITS THIS you are a genius. Literal genius. I DIED at 6:15 "IM CHOKINGGG!"

[@donkeyballs3081]

Michelle and Matty's chemistry is hilarious. I love that when she realizes the pepperoni casing isn't edible and caused Matty to choke, she laughs so hard that she's almost crying.

[@DrhoneydewPharmD]

Matty may not be the chef we need, but he is the chef we deserve.

[@awiensinatrya4139]

I'M GONNA SCOOCH ZONE OUT OF MY LIFE

[@pokey308]

When you gonna have your boi Brad Leone on Just a Dash? You two are always amazing to watch together.

[@ericheckenkamp6091]

Pizzagate was "debunked" by the parties involved going, "WHAAAAAT?!?!?! That's crazy. You sound crazy." Other than that it's kinda hard to dispute what was written.

[@thebigh4752]

I am watching this on the bus, and my headphone cord got unplugged. Some people stared, but one dude gave me a look of approval. Best experience ever!

[@Damoforce]

Lets be honest, it doesn't matter what he's cooking. We're all here for Matty!

[@kdt35503]

DAMN DIDN'T REALIZE HOW I MISSED MATTY'S MUSTACHE

[@Donutworx]

Haven't you watched homestyle cookery? it's fucking ridiculous, no mustache!

[@tdb9164]

No one likes the smart guy. Most funny people know to play the dumb guy, but Matty takes it to another level. He is convincing

[@iCdizzily]

i love how Matty is all moody untill he gets to eat something then his mood is lightened for the rest of the video.

[@Marqueeshutdown]

'If I fall you're dead" Looks like Michelle is thinking 'No no.. if you fall YOU'RE dead'.

[@Sabs215]

Add a touch more salt to all of Matty's recipes to take into account his natural body fluids that inevitably end up in all his dishes on this show*

[@jilliansutherlin6781]

My life partner died of a Fentanyl overdose the day after Christmas and I am ripped to the bottom of existential despair. Human life no longer has meaning. However, I do really like fluffy pizza and this video brought a little color to my world. Not a lot- JUST A DASH.

[@YusufSheth]

Good lord, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen on the internet this year. I say this with EXTREME PREJUDICE.

[@bambamhookes]

LOL anyone see the drone in the window?