Everything Wrong With Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

[@Gameface9782]

I like to think that The Rock just stood on random street corners and said “You have a lot of nasty people looking for you” to anyone who looked remotely suspicious until he found the girl

[@Shlurpy448]

XD

[@RealLaone]

X'''D

[@wyrdewyn]

That would have made a great montage!

[@chriswilson7288]

Lol

[@officiallistengreatmuzik]

🤣🤣🤣😭

[@TzhoOriatee]

I can't wait for 2 Hobbs 2 Shaw: First Blood, where Rambo joins up to help them defeat Mecha-Hitler and Zombie Shark Stalin from Invading the Moon.

[@jerromimuckle139]

🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dear god why doesn’t this comment have more likes. Mecha-Hitler Zombie Stalin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aztn19]

Sounds like a plot to a Wolfenstiein game lol

[@Andre-uc4bu]

Soon we'll end up seeing the Avengers join this gang of dudes riding cars that came from heaven

[@Malik_Maverick]

That’s actually not a bad script.

[@atharvabende8768]

Why tf hes stealing the moon hahahahaha

[@isaiahbrooks9009]

"Honestly if the terminator showed up right now would this film be any sillier?" John Cena: Just you wait...

[@captinchaos587]

Isaiah Brooks yes it’s gotten ridiculous. Completely stopped watching them

[@daniboiyy]

or john wick XD

[@kimberleybrowne8929]

@@captinchaos587 why

[@TheKeeperMadz]

Lol

[@calvin9706]

John Cena is the prototype

[@jtnrkhrew]

remember when this franchise about stealing car stereos.

[@gerarduspoppel2831]

Long time ago.🤣

[@TheForbidden_1ne]

lmfao well when you put it like that, these movies have always been bollocks 🤣🤣🤣

[@xXCrookedWingsxX]

Well considering this is a spin-off it does not have to follow the original franchise storyline

[@Josmersuero]

Fuck off pussy

[@freesir91]

Lmao

[@ocularnervosa]

4:40 That hand grenade works off a chemical reaction. When the trigger is released the reaction starts. Jamming the pin back in at the last second won't stop it because it's not a timer.

[@HouseMDaddict]

Sigh...

[@fasfan]

@lelwut It's not an exposure to oxygen that sets it off. Otherwise they'd be impossible to make. The "spoon" holds down a spring loaded pin that strikes a primer type thing that starts a chemical reaction in the fuse. That chemical reaction lasts a certain amount of time before it sets off a small primary charge which detonates the main charge of the grenade. But yea... once the spoon is released and the firing pin fires... there's no stopping the reaction.

[@ianhinkle2863]

Thank you! The pin pulled caused the 5 seconds to start before blowing up.. half sleep or. I could of explained better lmao!

[@JohnnyLXXV]

either way, the grenade was primed with the pin pulled for W A Y too long

[@zonkedtrippy]

ocularnervosa I don’t really get why you criticise something like this when it’s a MOVIE, there is a lot of gadgets and stuff we see in this movie, and to think that the grenade isn’t different from a normal/standard grenade is pretty funny. As the whole movie is quite fictional...

[@quite1enough]

remember when fast & furious was just a movie about street racing and cops?

[@DelcoPhotography]

@R4- P17 but hes not wrong 6 up is stupid

[@lt530]

No, and neither do the creators.

[@ToadStar]

That was a great time...

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

@R4- P17 Nah the cars now are just cool military/ secret agent tools like in the James Bond series

[@Theofficialtino]

Neither do I

[@crimson8076]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in... SECRET AGENT COP SPY GUY WHO IS FUNNY In the theaters every summer until he is like 60 or something

[@emptysheetofpaper9420]

Do note that is only 12 years away.

[@hamidjamal9725]

@@emptysheetofpaper9420 12 years of pain..... if not longer!!

[@bilomium]

Twelve Years a SECRET AGENT COP SPY GUY WHO IS FUNNY

[@Ondr4H]

Rated PS for "pretty stupid" .

[@swedishking3222]

I can't be the only one who read this in the interdimensional cable voice from rick and morty

[@jonathansantiago3862]

Dwayne Johnson saw Chris Evans, in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, hold a helicopter with his bare hands, and said "my character can do THAT." -ding-

[@Stryke10]

Civil War dude not WInter Soldier

[@TheLala524]

No it was winter soldier

[@unsaidrumble1790]

@@TheLala524 no you, sir are wrong

[@joryp3706]

Unicorn Princess yeah you’re definitely wrong

[@joryp3706]

It was Civil War fam

[@MarielikestoCrochet]

“Earn that paycheck Tyree....oh wait, wrong movie”

[@SunnyC.D.A221]

Well I mean I believe Tyreese has a paycheck for every FF movie. Even the ones where he wasn't in.

[@ebee-uz1oz]

killed my mood when EWW said that for Transformers....hadn't watched that one in a while.

[@AkiraSO4]

Man, I can tell Cinemasins is gonna have a field day with Fast 9 just from the trailer.

[@DS-tv2fi]

With the car-zan scene from the trailer, yeah they will.

[@sjpc77]

Saw the film.. RIP sin counter... Againn

[@thelonelywolf88]

@@DS-tv2fi I saw that in the trailer and I was all "nooooope"

[@toxicmatrix1337]

The only reason this movie was made, was so it could be on CinemaSins. Also, thank you for saving me 2 hours.

[@RasenRendanX]

Actually true.

[@lwilliams5732]

Ditto!

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Nah man, with all honesty - the movie is so fucking ridiculous and so fucking over the top that it's legitimately actually worth watching because the ridiculousness of it is just hilarious.

[@chicostephenson]

when you can almost predict the entire movie just from watching the commercials... that's a bad sign.

[@AaronShenghao]

I agree with first half of your statement but not second half. It is the kind of movie so bad it was actually good

[@thatonenoah3074]

Also notice how the “final battle “ started at night n in 10 minutes is the middle of day, they weren’t fighting for 9 hours🙄

[@josephgraham3045]

It was at dawn

[@balancedlifefitnessgareth]

Yes! That's why I'm here now. Just finished watching the movie and so enraged by that. Have to read all comments on it.

[@JakeFromStateFarm1]

It also got stormy really quickly, not saying its not possible but c'mon.

[@dustinskater2060]

Lmao its dark because the storm and hobbs said there would be a storm. Did yall watch the dang movie?

[@deltacodealpha]

.hell yeah .. what a continuity error ..and The Rock changes out of a sarong into pants and puts on a shirt for the final helicopter scene. Clearly wasn't wearing pants underneath

[@MangaSword8]

Forgot the biggest sin of all: where was Deckard Shaw’s brother lol

[@xxicemaster314]

MangaSword8 Probably pretending you be crippled in some hospital in Spain

[@Juan-zl3fy]

I wish it was a Shaw Brothers movie. Owen Shaw was the best villain, in my opinion.

[@xScurn]

And how the time and weather changed like 10 times when they were on Samoa when in reality that means they would have been fighting for hours straight... With one side using primitive tools and the other using high tech weaponry.

[@hendrixlynch5918]

MangaSword8 Shaw said he was tricked into killing his brother in this movie.

[@arunkurian9367]

More importantly where was the transformers scene

[@sarcasticlyhappy6448]

Last time it was taken down fast and furiously...I’ll show myself out

[@bad2dabohn1992]

All hail the king

[@redmoon383]

I knew I've seen these sins before!

[@creativepseudonym9872]

No! Come back.

[@robertagu5533]

Yeah... damn copyright demons

[@rorkestv4530]

Your a legend

[@tiny_tex]

forgotten sin: there is no way, ever, in any universe, that the Blackhawk helicopter would be able to fly carrying the weight of FOUR GODDAMN TRUCKS. or that FOUR GODDAMN TRUCKS would be able to keep up with a cruising speed Blackhawk over rough terrain. or that they would somehow make the Rock holding down a helicopter with his biceps look less impressive than Chris Evans doing the exact same stunt. but here we are.

[@captainthruster9484]

Did you just question the reality of a ff movie?😂 How profound

[@principe7779]

Calm down dude get a life

[@alejandros.9523]

Please i ask kindly to not use The Lords Name in vain, many blessings ✝️

[@ebee-uz1oz]

agreed.

[@GeoPePeTto]

And here I am just wondering how the fuck did they m fly that helicopter from Ukraine to Samoa.

[@vastotales4431]

Would still love to see you guys sin "Tropic Thunder"

[@PittsburghSonido]

It’s the perfect movie, so that’s impossible.

[@chicostephenson]

that would be fun.

[@itriggerpeople4433]

I'm over here still hoping for shark tale

[@IStealFries]

Tropic thunder is perfect, gtfo uncultured trash

[@vastotales4431]

Perfect or not, every movie has flaws. So don't attack the messager

[@justputjeff5012]

He didn't mention how Idris Elba calls himself the bad guy, like no bad guy thinks they're the bad guy.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

some do. some are pretty proud they are sociopaths and enjoy murder for the sake of it.

[@KingShibe]

i'M bLaCk sUpErMaN

[@joeyteter9383]

@@KingShibe 🤣🤣🤣

[@bbtbbbbtbb3166]

@@KingShibe whoa that’s a really cool thing you did with the letters. Did you think of that all by yourself?

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

That's absolutely not true at all. You haven't seen many franchises if you think that.

[@mikhail3932]

this guy makes every movie look bad, but its hilarious

[@COALSER]

im starting to wonder if he even can enjoy watching movies

[@Zach-Fetters]

Oh damn you got the point. Congratulations triple 7

[@ebolarnator1794]

He does make every movie look bad, but he said in the "Everything Wrong WithSinemaSins" video that some of the movies he has sinned was actually in his top 10 favourite movies. Also, this one is an exception because it IS fucking awful.

[@ThumberBulls6]

didn't need to try much in this video since the movie already made itself look bad

[@bikimbrown1545]

Because every movie is bad... 👍 😆

[@jjwang7597]

One more sin: if the helicopter can barely lift one car at first, how can it easily lift like 4 just a bit later?

[@mikeblatzheim2797]

And as this shows that the helicopter can lift pretty large loads, this means that in order to hold the chain in place the Rock, according to this movie, can lift about 4 cars with each arm and grip a chain with that weight hanging off it. Dude would've been ripped apart.

[@ecbadboy101]

Mike Blatzheim I think there’s going to be some big sic-fi reveal for Hobbs. He’s a super soldier or something. If you think about it, the main villain in this movie is one. Why couldn’t the Rock’s character be one too?

[@xxicemaster314]

It’s was because Idris Elba threw the guy out of the pilot seat and took over and he’s just the kind of actor who immediately improves any technology he touches

[@cjcampbell4799]

BECAUSE MOVIE

[@Paulafan5]

The helicopter picked up a power-up that increased its lifting capacity by 4x.

[@cheetahda1o763]

As a Samoan who actually lives in Samoa, any and all representations of Samoa in this movie are cringey af

[@cairologan3739]

Cheetah Da 1O7 yeah and when they first went to samoa, i don’t even think they were playing a samoan song. sounds hawaiian or something

[@jimreily7538]

They showed a haka - isn't that a NZ thing ? I guess Samoans have something similar. But it's odd that they felt compelled to include it, being as these Polynesian war displays are usually used symbolically right ? I mean, nobody in NZ does a haka before a massive gang brawl

[@cheetahda1o763]

@@jimreily7538 yeah it was a haka, Samoa has their own thing but it was never used like the Maori have, Dwayne's just... tbh I'm not sure what the point of bringing in 'Samoa' was. Also his 'brother' is from NZ lol

[@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788]

Yeah I’m an Australian and that even made me cringe. Ahh let me just open up our vast armoury of the ancient blunt weapons of our people to fight these men with guns. Whilst at the same time having a 3D printer in their 20 car wooden workshop. Imagine if instead of Samoa they went back to England with Jason to fight in chain mail with long swords xd.

[@forencu]

Samoans don't care much about publicity unless it's done right. But this was just wrong on so many levels

[@Manhattan384]

This is the only way I can watch movies for free

[@adithyan3188]

No there is lots of ways

[@tkj222]

this is literally why I am here, wanted to see this movie again :D

[@konstantinkoverchenko9587]

Yeah. Go to a public bathroom and stare into an unflushed toilet.

[@sleazy_v]

@Leris The First or torrent

[@multiverse_media2023]

Netflix?

[@nixks2093]

Can we just take a second to remember that this franchise used to be about cars and all he fight scenes were at least believable and realistic without this futuristic stuff

[@ld9387]

If they never evolved, the franchise would not be as big as it is.

[@RIADAPLE]

@@ld9387 the problem is, that now the movie sucks because of that "evolution"

[@noobbotgaming2173]

@@RIADAPLE nah. If you watch the first 3 ones the franchise was soo bland and boring for those who aren't car enthusiasts.

[@markjones5672]

It was cars and family. Though when you watch all the movies (though let's ignore this one) family has always played a bigger role than even cars themselves - 4 is a good example

[@blackshadow7192]

@@ld9387 They should have just stopped

[@ra-eesdaniels35]

Why is Hobbs pulling that chain not a "Discount Captain America" sin.

[@dairoleon2682]

Neo did it first.

[@innergutz5338]

@@dairoleon2682 he did didn't he 😮

[@OverdriveGamesAnime]

Look at it logically... Hobbs has a pulling strength of X that is multiplied by Y due to the leverage of the pully. The helicopter has to compensate because it is being pulled forward, which is why when the cars start accelerating, it can no longer lift. In other words... It actually makes some sense here, if not 100% You just need to calculate the choppers lift potential and Hobbs's pull strength somehow

[@MrPrajitura]

@@OverdriveGamesAnime I guess we just needed the Elbanator to have a look at Hobbs while pulling the helicopter, you know, give us the readings

[@X2yt]

I find it funny how they didn't sin the fact that during the last fight while everyone's in slowmotion the rain is falling at the same speed regardless. Like, it was so distracting I had to rewind my completely legally acquired copy of the movie few times just to rewatch the scene cuz of rain. Thought it'd definitely be sinned.

[@alejandrodominguez1758]

I’m disappointed. When the rock started moving that helicopter successfully I thought you’d give the movie at least 50 sins.

[@macdaddytheman638]

I thought it was going to break the sin counter...

[@zekegonzalez1845]

That's true. I thought another 100 was on it's way!

[@PeterParkerwon]

It shoulda got 1000 like when dom drove the car off the building into another building

[@JohnWJones]

That scene alone deserves at least 100 sins.

[@cartoonkelly7924]

“Ah! Sudden Deadpool!” Is like one of my favorite things you guys do. I mean, Ryan Reginald’s is so Deadpool That All his precious roles are basically all Deadpool now. I love it! People give you guys a lot of crap but you can be very entertaining.

[@mm-zm8ys]

And i love how they love Ryan Reynolds everywhere. I love him being everywhere and think of him as Deadpool too.

[@xfirty2x]

@@mm-zm8ys him yes. The rock and Kevin Hart not so much. They're in EVERY movie now. Used to like Kevin Hart, now he's just annoying.

[@alabastergreen7444]

Even before deadpool all his roles were deadpool

[@eerknwoon]

None of the replies mention Ryan *REGINALD*

[@TruthFreedomStrength]

Anyone else notice this movie, released in August 2019 is about a globally-infecting virus? And Idris Elba is currently infected with Coronavirus.

[@the_slow_s197]

Illuminati confirmed my man 😂

[@j_rivera2007]

Put your tin foil hat back on

[@TruthFreedomStrength]

@@j_rivera2007 I use Kirkland aluminum.

[@paulmargani7103]

Good point

[@lilllwizzzle]

Yes a virus that kills humanity in a week is just like a virus that can barely kill anything.

[@christopherhiggins2711]

1:14 fun fact: that's actually how The Rock likes his pancakes. Tower style. Based on his Instagram post. If that's how he haves pancakes, I wanna see how many waffles, french toast, chorizo egg breakfast burritos he can consume.

[@pacotaco840]

Who the hell cares

[@tingmingxiy790]

@@pacotaco840 you'd be surprised by the number

[@leonmercury3732]

He's a big man, to keep that physique up he need a lot of caloric intake.

[@carlosdcf8268]

Well, he's not acting anymore, he's just Dwayne the rock Johnson on every movie, Hobbs started like sarge from Doom and then becoming this

[@tundrabanks3647]

So many sins that weren't even mentioned. How did Hobbs go from traditional Samoan dress in the final battle, to wearing a t shirt and pants in the helicopter chase scene? Why is there an opening, in the lower part of the glass when shaw goes to see his mother, in prison?

[@markx322]

Isn't there always something there in prisons?

[@tundrabanks3647]

@@markx322 nah, so prisoners can't get things slipped to them. But especially not for some super secret spy lady

[@PhoenixKing567]

they showed hobbs putting on the shirt and taking off the robe before he got on to the truck to chase down brixton

[@williammaddocks3586]

How did the actual hydrogen bomb explosion not vaporize everything in 1 second

[@tylerrunge2793]

And how at the beginning of the fight scene it was pitch black but at the helicopter scene it was BROAD DAYLIGHT?!

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Brixton once referred to himself as “Black Superman”, so Hobbs retorted “here comes the kryptonite”.

[@georgeszweden9497]

Green crack rock?

[@noahlisious]

"Because Superman is known for his skills on a motorcycle" 😂😂😂

[@TheReviewDesk]

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[@sharilshahed6106]

@@TheReviewDesk lost it rofl

[@macdaddytheman638]

“Clark Kent on a motorcycle clichè.....wait a second...”

[@sh3llz2]

More like Tom Cruise..Amirite??

[@li-limandragon9287]

Superman is more skilled on horseback... oh wait.

[@carlrood4457]

I recently rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark and the fight scene in Marian's bar felt more real than anything I've seen in at least a decade. It's full of long takes, you can see what's happening, and Indy's improvised moves are believable.

[@nokismtv9188]

16:58 The helicopter wasn't "missiling" they were the explosive barrels the Samoans set up earlier

[@Memelord2020]

Let’s hope this doesn’t get copystriked by Comcast again

[@RottingDragon]

Copystriked isn't word. Universal studios made a copyright claim against the video. That doesn't mean that Cinemasins had a strike against their channel for it.

[@AlexandruCarjan]

@@RottingDragon Nope, once you get a copyright claim you get a strike to your channel

[@nicobellic6151]

"The Fast and the Furious Presents Hobbs & Shaw 2: 2 Hobbs 2 Shaw Go to Space" 😂

[@salamisumo2]

Nico Moore should’ve been go 2 space 😅

[@wjzav1971]

Can't wait for that sequel

[@bluskamqko]

hahaha laugh it up you mouth breather People like you are the reason we get "comedy" like this.....

[@salamisumo2]

Preskata.J He’s joking, ya dumbass 😂

[@wjzav1971]

@@bluskamqko Hey, I'm cool with that XD

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

The fact that these movies still exist and people eat them up everytime is hilarious in itself.

[@SunnyC.D.A221]

I mean I watch them to see if the new one can out silly the previous movie

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

yeah, i guess it's just the nostalgia because of how cool and how much I loved the 1st one. Also Vin Diesel was my favourite actor in the 2000s and Michelle was my crush

[@bloo6639]

id rather watch CinemaSins than the actual F&F 9 because like the entire movie will be summarize anyways

[@dannybtw]

Honestly anything after Tokyo Drift I watch for a good chuckle

[@xfirty2x]

Haven't seen this and don't want to. Stopped going to the cinema to see the F&F movies after 7 (the only reason to see 7 was to see Paul's send off at the end) watched 8 because it was on Netflix and was nothing else to watch.... but this movie ? Yeah nope, not an F&F movie so don't care tbh.

[@ardedits540]

forgot that shouldn’t their bones be broken so many times from just getting punches from Brixten and the instant switch from night to day during the final fight

[@thezoid.withfreaky04]

I agree with the broken bones thing. But you're wrong on the second point.. it was clearly explained in the movie that the final fight was going down a few hours to first morning light and it will rain heavily the next day

[@christopherhughes3347]

“A few hours” but yet her 30 timer on her back lasted from that night to day time

[@ardedits540]

@@thezoid.withfreaky04 the cut seemed too fast, it was one second it was obviously night time or early morning, whichever. but the next cut in the middle is like mid morning. It didn't seem right to me and through me off, i'd have to re-watch it.. begrudgingly to remember why it bugged me, but I just remember noticing the instant change to day time and it wasn't a gradual progression like it should have been

[@xxicemaster314]

Guys the film took place over 4 or 5 days, unless you’re gonna watch a film that’s 108 hours long they obviously have to cut out parts like different things we miss during the fight so it didn’t switch from night to day but the sunrise was cut out

[@KingTay-xg4mi]

Its obvious all the main fast characters are super heros that's the big twist

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do Everything Wrong With Terminator: Dark Fate

[@commandercameron9189]

Everything wrong with terminator was every terminator made after the 3rd one

[@sharilshahed6106]

@@commandercameron9189 2nd one if you meant by decency. 3 and 4 were guilty pleasures but the following ones, not so much.

[@anubusx]

I want them to tackle Joker.

[@fire398017]

@@commandercameron9189 No, 3 was crap. You mean every one after 2.

[@Dancerama6]

They probably will when it comes to Blu-ray

[@SuperNolanMan]

10:57 - I can’t believe Idris Elba did not get an academy award for delivering that line.

[@jacobsalasis]

Sometimes i use cinema sins to avoid watching the full movie. This is one of those times.

[@dhsjeudb]

Are we just gonna ignore how in the final fight it gose dark night to bright day to pouting rain in the span of probably 20 minutes

[@xtinaatx1748]

RIGHT!??! I said that in a comment when I suggested this movie (I doubt he saw it) and was happy he finally got to this movie and he didn't fucking say ANYTHING about that part!! Ugh....lol.....

[@xredgambit]

Oh it was 6 minutes from midnight level darkness outside to midday sun. You can see from the timer on that girl.

[@GoatPopsicle]

cameron reece they couldn’t decide if they wanted to end like a Marvel movie or a DCEU movie, so they just switched back and forth every few minutes.

[@Gomenred]

With the exception for the daylight change the end fight took place at dawn as a storm was rolling in they said all this during their planning phase.

[@dhsjeudb]

@@Gomenred yeah there was a storm rolling in but it was like 5 seconds real time from bright to flash flood

[@GY9944]

F&F francise: exists CinemaSins: *free real estate*

[@rainygrass001]

next movie, Han comes back as the final boss...the Hobbs Shaw 3, han come back to the good side, joins the next Fast Furious movie

[@GoatPopsicle]

You’re right Han and Wonderwoman as the next bad guys would be fitting. They feel betrayed by their “family” who took in their killer(and his brother) as family, a year after he was murdered by him.

[@Chasetopher33]

Then they all get augmented and turn into what GI Joe tried to be. They become a literal superhero franchise and we've all been watching their origin stories this whole time. 🤯

[@rainygrass001]

@@Chasetopher33 Gisele fell from plane, bang head on the runway, she's still alive and remember her real name is Princess Diana...

[@GoatPopsicle]

Sir Galahad of The Grail 2004 I’m thinking Bizarro WW and Zombie Speed Racer. Just to mix up all the cartoon&comic universes, into one huge convoluted one.

[@rainygrass001]

damn...F9...too fast...

[@davidkanengieter]

The Bourne Tango Fast Cash Lethal 48 Furious Hours Outbreak: Judgement Day.

[@andreipoplauschi180]

II

[@b.g.bbeezo100]

@@andreipoplauschi180 Dam😆

[@pernbent6816]

One sins yalll didn’t mention is when Hobbs sliding down the CIA building his hand wears nothing while holding the rope

[@markranne1704]

This movie made Tokyo Drift look like the greatest movie of all time.

[@SamsonsUsedCars]

You mean, it's not?

[@ToadStar]

It is dude

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

And the original was wayyy better

[@brendankay1238]

I mean, it is

[@FM_LEGENDARY]

This movie was fun.

[@cecile.muller]

Is this a re-upload, or are the F&F movies so generic that it feels like I watched this before ?

[@LemontLMontyJohnson]

Cécile Muller Re-Upload.

[@Topshy_Kretts]

Cécile Muller re upload- first time it was taken down due to copyright reasons, and planet hulk was uploaded in its place.

[@marymorris9780]

THANK GOD! I seriously thought my mind had gone.

[@JohnWJones]

At this point, since they all follow the same damn formula, you can't tell one from the other.

[@alphacat77]

John W. Jones this one is pretty much a comedy where they fight the terminator relative to the other movies which seemed to take themselves more seriously this one is pretty different

[@chidianuforo3670]

I went to film school and wrote a spec script with 1 goal in mind: Never ever get onto CinemaSins

[@samlung2724]

That will be inevitable.

[@heybatterbatter]

@RuleofVicus wtf

[@TheMokafan]

But I mean, if you made a movie that gets featured on Cinemasins, then you have probably made a wildly successful film, or at least have made a film bigger than those of 90% of filmmakers.

[@senseispud2197]

That'll be boring as fuck

[@ernestomiloli8414]

It would be an honor and ud also kick urself 4 every plothole

[@joealex65]

This is a reupload, i'm not having a damn Deja Vu!

[@MeechCle]

Joe Alex bro I swear it has to be

[@thedopdeity]

I was starting to have an existential crisis trying to figure out if it was a reupload or I just had some vision in the past

[@johnngugi7117]

Definitely feels familiar

[@thanatosmors2512]

Joe Alex same

[@gazzmanp]

Ok. Good. I thought I was going crazy

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

I remember saying “Skip” as soon as the trailer from this movie came

[@alandgomez5905]

Same lol.

[@scaryomelette353]

I know a few people that really believe this is a good movie

[@Kalmia_1]

3:33 This reminds me of school. Teachers would always put the two kids that hate each other in a group. 👌🏻

[@jakelowang4132]

Or at family diner when they make you sit by the uncle you can't stand but thanks to the corona i don't have to anymore since the Socialist cancel Christmas.

[@Minetic]

"I'm black Superman" WB: Not a bad idea

[@ctakitimu]

China: Hey, can we get in on this?

[@georgeheilman885]

They already tried that with Steel. Pretty sure they learned their lesson.

[@Minetic]

@@georgeheilman885 Then we got Suicide Squad and Justice League, WB has a hard head at times. Besides Michael B Jordan has been in talks with WB about it.

[@georgeheilman885]

@@Minetic Honestly, in this age of reboots, nothing really surprises me now. I just brace for disappointment and hope to be entertained.

[@Minetic]

George Heilman I whole heartedly agree with you. There have been quite few surprises with their movies this past year but sometimes it hurts to hope

[@bgtv9024]

The Rock: AHHHHHHH! Jeremy: hahahahaha! Gotta love this guy's laugh! Lol

[@thandomagagula5264]

Sin: One cut the sun is out during the helicopter scene then they fall into the pit for the final fight then its suddenly night and raining

[@fizzykops2189]

all through the samoa fight scene

[@xxicemaster314]

Earlier on in the film: We’ll fight them at dawn when they’re most tired...there will be a storm!!!

[@charlestyner8631]

Thank you Jeremy, my son is going to love this! NO NO NO...THIS MOVIE SHOULD'VE HAD MORE THAN 1,000 SINS! NO BONUS ROUND??!! YOU'RE GETTING SOFT JEREMY!

[@alandgomez5905]

Hahaha! I'm surprised I didn't hear him get angry 😁.

[@carlrood4457]

Don't forget what happened to the sin counter when they did Fate of the Furious. They had to go easy on the poor thing.

[@JohnWJones]

Oh, it should have broken the sin counter, without a doubt!

[@charlestyner8631]

@@JohnWJonesI said that a while back. Sin Counter 2.1 should've died.

[@adamsenior4774]

U trying to pad the sin count bro. *crunch* *crunch* Sounds like you tryna pad the sin count.

[@Song26664]

Bad guys: "We need her alive!" Also bad guys: *shoot missiles on the vehicle she's currently riding.* It was about there where I gave up watching this movie in theatre and left

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

You must give up on a lot of things, then, because that happens so much that it could be a _trope._

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

@Go Time Now This series is "Street racers rob people and save the world." None of the movies have made much sense since the third or fourth one, it's all just mindless fun. Is the cyborg really more unbelievable than any of the literally Impossible things that they survive throughout the series?

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

@Go Time Now Go back and watch all the other EWW: FF videos and look back through all the times he said "X survived this." Then come back and tell me that grafting mechanical parts onto a human being is more Impossible than all of that happening. We're already at the point where we could have mechanical augmentation for people if it weren't so unethical. The main characters of this series, on the other hand, survived crashes that are _literally Impossible to survive._ Now tell me, which is more likely: unethical research into biomechanical human augmentation or, say, _jumping a car into a fucking helicopter and surviving the crash landing?_ You'd be lucky to be _breathing_ after that second one, but plenty of corrupt people would happily pay for the first one. I'm not making excuses, I'm putting things into perspective. The cyborg is no more unbelievable than any of the Impossible things that they do and survive.

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

@Go Time Now They're not lucky. In real life, they would be _dead._ some of the shit they've lived through is literally _impossible_ to survive. Also, Han somehow survived his car exploding in Tokyo Drift, according to F&F9's trailer, so apparently, nothing is impossible in this universe. Mindless fun that you can enjoy if you just agree to _shut your fucking brain off, and _*_ENJOY THE GODDAMN MOVIE,_*_ okay?_ Good.

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

@Go Time Now The series has been more about the action than anything else since about the third or fourth entry. 'Heart' got left behind a long time ago.

[@micah4029]

13:35 Sin #187. This might be the only time I defend this movie, but it was shown in a previous scene that they were given wireless communication devices.

[@lestonalvarez1]

Bruh again you forgot to mention when Hobbs was doing his Samoan dance he was shirtless and wearing a sorrta kilt but in the next scene when he jumped on the back of the toe-truck he’s wearing pants and a t shirt. Where did he find the time to put that stuff on 🤦‍♂️

[@alandgomez5905]

Lol. Also, nice pic.

[@dontmindme4838]

Nah he took the kilt off

[@insanelyred7101]

He grabs a t-shirt before getting on the tow truck

[@lestonalvarez1]

Daniah The great yeah but he wasn’t wearing pants underneath it tho 🤔

[@justaguy12345]

Also it magically transitioned to daytime during that scene

[@danielgayle8180]

Remember when this was uploaded then copystriked😂😂😂😂

[@Wavy-]

Lmao

[@thebystander1636]

Was about to say.. I am pretty sure I have watched this.

[@robertmiller7721]

I didn’t get to it quickly enough last time so made sure to watch it right away.

[@spiralphoenix9839]

Thought it was a re-upload

[@orsonlepherd7064]

@@thebystander1636 same!

[@mikelastname6722]

At 1:47 if you watch where their feet leave the ground when they jump and where their feet end up when they land they actually jumped backwards closer to the explosion.

[@jamiehess754]

"Actually, finding him's going to be SUPER EASY, barley an inconvenience." 🔔

[@demetrib3523]

😂😂😂

[@forencu]

"Oh really?"

[@norbertoszi6812]

Whoopsie!

[@mackenapigo8207]

"He heard this" would be a welcomed addition.

[@Juan-zl3fy]

I remembered a scene from Return of the Jedi when Luke agrees to go with Han and Leia to the Ewok's moon. Jeremy said "How did he heard his? From all he knows, he could be easily joining a gangbang without knowing it"

[@justingarrett2239]

Are we not gonna acknowledge the fact that that big fight scene went from night to day in seconds?

[@garretthaslam3869]

If we don’t get a “vanessa kirby isn’t kicking my ass in this scene” or something i’m gonna he extremely disappointed.

[@oktayozdemir2617]

When you consider this movie as a comedy, then actually it is really good

[@turtlered6429]

Oktay özdemir Most of the “comedy” boils down to my balls are bigger than yours

[@1pyroace1]

Both answers in the comments is correct

[@CarStreetGasGone]

@Mr.Denton did a 12 year old help you type that?

[@CarStreetGasGone]

@Mr.Denton 😋 yea! Have a great day!👍

[@steelhere5519]

I thought of this movie more as a a live action cartoon. When two men survive crashing on to a car after a long fall from a building, animation is involved.

[@philippg.9472]

„Aim for the bushes“ 😂😂😂😂 i literally thought the same thing when i saw that part 😂😂 you rock

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-*ss."

[@Diggy22]

Biting off of Stone Cold Steve Austin. *ding

[@bucknast9771]

Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz I swear I see you everywhere

[@bartrese]

Everything wrong with Hobbs & Shaw: we didn’t spend more time with all of the hot shirtless cousins in Samoa. Also, Idris Elba was not my husband in any scene. #thirst

[@williamturner7557]

Thor Odinson if you think those guys are “obese” I would love to see you 500 pound incel

[@williamturner7557]

DP91 bro I just pointed out the guy was being a dick you can calm down lmao

[@Finchspielberg]

@@williamturner7557 Yeah, that person was totally raging. Definitely needs to calm down. Sorry but their comment was funnier, so they win.

[@williamturner7557]

Finchspielberg okay? Not sure what that had to do with the conversation or argument at all but thanks for adding I guess?

[@Finchspielberg]

@@williamturner7557 You told them to calm down. I just think it's dumb for everyone to assume people are always raging when they retort. We're all chill in real life.

[@finlaydarcy]

Fun fact: my friend is one of the 4 kids chasing after you shaw. 9:34

[@magicmulder]

2021: GI Joe, Hobbs & Cash: Terminators vs Transformers, directed by Michael Bay and Robot Stanley Kubrick.

[@jameskolade7948]

what are u? the devil???

[@sunshineholmes3487]

The devil is not welcome heeeeeere!

[@theguywithsomething8634]

Terminator vs transformers sounds interesting, ngl

[@kickass2117]

@@theguywithsomething8634 Too bad that both the franchises are dead as a dead rat's ass.

[@WarDaddy_21]

It might be the beer talking, or maybe I'm just insane... but I would actually like to see this lol

[@allypower3637]

Is this a reupload or did I imagine that it was up before?

[@Wavy-]

It is

[@numankaraaslan]

I swear i remember watching this :D If i'm not psychic, then it is a re-up :)

[@Hugo18Dias]

It was taken down for the first time, they have to upload Planet Hulk instead

[@RasenRendanX]

@@Hugo18Dias oh God that was a while ago then

[@therunner9641]

I remember this too. Hopefully we aren' bunch of maniacs cross fingers guys :D

[@tiredchicken5156]

When they were at the girls house they got earpieces so that’s how they were communicating when Shaw jumped on the simi

[@tiredchicken5156]

After leaving the facility

[@taiwilson8966]

yeah, the babe that rips off russian mob gear.

[@williamryan6869]

The spoon comes off the grenade when you let go and throw it igniting the fuse making impossible to put the pin back on the grenade to keep it from detonating

[@walloper9972]

It's the trigger, if you push the trigger back in it prevents the grenade from blowing up.

[@BigBenFranklin]

@RuleofVicus I think he was being sarcastic. But yeah the phrase "disarming a grenade" just gave me cancer.

[@chunkiermango7982]

Fuze? I think its electronic Edit oops

[@tstar3746]

“The film you thought was the 9th installment in the F&F franchise is actually the prequel to the gluttony victim in Se7en” Hahahahahaha...CLASSIC!

[@adrianborinsky2989]

Can we talk about the fact that at the beginning of the last fight it's pitch black outside 15:47 ; and literally two seconds later when they start fighting it's mid-day and sunny 16:09 and the guns are still offline, meaning not even 6 minutes have passed yet... and then 5 minutes later it's cloudy and pouring rain 17:19

[@marcellbrollem1233]

this fast and furious bs has gotten completely out of hand....these ridiculous stunts and outlandish storylines are an insult, to anybody whos a fan of the 2001 classic😑

[@Paulafan5]

When the characters got superpowers and op-skills (ie being suddenly world class hackers) that's when it was really stupid.

[@pathfinder5651]

Thank You. Someone I can agree with

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

yeah this was supposed to be about street racing! I mean they could have simply made another series with these actors about some american James Bond bullshit

[@tank4ever]

@@JSB-2Z-2K was literally never about street racing.. Do people forget that the main character was an undercover agent using racing to solve his case? Thats like saying The Matrix was a computer hacking movie & ignoring the overall plot of the war vs the machines

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

@@tank4ever it was. The cop thing was the side story, the main one was about street racing and the different gangs. And all the main characters were into street racing even Brian, who just also happened to be a cop. In newer films they don't even investigate street racers they just go hunt terrorists and are used as military assets, all of them. Completely different

[@codyd6515]

7:28 my first thought was "Does that mean Deckard Shaw was really Handsome Rob in the Italian Job?" and then the more I thought about it the more questions I had. "Is Mark Wahlberg officially part of the F&F universe now?" "Is Charlize Theron's character Cipher really her Italian Job character Stella?" "Why didn't Handsome Rob/Deckard Shaw recognize Stella/Cipher in Fate of the Furious?" "Are Seth Green and Edward Norton also F&F Universe now too?" So many questions now!!!

[@yeahaight5915]

“Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2: 2 Hobbs 2 Shaw: Got to Space”💀💀💀😭 6:50

[@CCaster2000]

The Fast in the Furious universe pretty much has metahumans now. Wouldn't be surprised if a new villain shows up who has heat vision in the future.

[@fredowsky]

„CSI: Samoa” almost killed me😂😂😂

[@alexharasimiuk3953]

Well what would your reaction be if it was NCIS Samoa

[@A14-j7g]

I bet they never make a sequel and we won't find out who the voice in the speaker was

[@Paulafan5]

The voice is Charlize Theron's character.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Paulafan5 Ryan Reynolds actually did the voice. Wait, who was Charlize Theron in this movie?

[@joshuagibbs3903]

It was totally the chick from F8

[@AmyElizabeth78]

It’s Deadpool 🤣

[@keigisa]

Well.. none of us thought they would even get past Tokyo drift. yet here we are

[@Scott_G]

"Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2: 2 Hobbs 2 Shaw: Go to Space" in 2022... My new favorite line for CinemaSins. Don't ever change CinemaSins guy, don't ever change...

[@adrianstefanescu1210]

Ok, one more sin, they talked about Game of Thrones and in the fast and furious universe, the actress who play Ramsay is also Missandei in Game of Thrones, so how is that possible? Ramsay is a hacker and an actress in F&F Universe?

[@ahnafshamit7196]

@15:55 it was night and it becomes day time 5 seconds later. You missed that cinema sins

[@res0nance197]

Just saying, but that is technically 2 "f" words, which would warrant an R rating, yet the movie is PG-13.

[@galenhart]

This movie should’ve been rated “FR”......for “F***ing Ridiculous.”

[@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788]

Lol in aus they are so lax that deadpool was 15+

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

@@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788 Really? I find that pretty silly given how strict they have been with video games there.

[@alyssag5240]

"this movie is about a virus that can kill everybody on earth in a week" people in 2020: haha covid. you only wait

[@multiverse_media2023]

So China is Eteon?

[@tmb_cali4732]

Lmao the fact that the rock held a helicopter with his bare hands deserves 1,000 sins & the writer for that scene charged with a felony

[@yvonnenewman9094]

The biggest sin you all missed is that they had to do a reshoot of him putting the gun in his hand to activate it before he pointed the gun at Idris in the last scene

[@kiritozodyck9895]

So you know I've had the Apples Vs. Oranges to the death argument.

[@g1gpig722]

as someone who lives in the year 2022, i can confirm that “hobbs and shaw 2: 2 hobbs 2 shaw: go to space” is in theaters right now

[@trevorlarsonn]

Movie: "Hey..." CinemaSins: "The classic "hey" cliche, 10 sins"

[@Tesladavid]

There should have been 50 sins added for the “nice tats” alone

[@buddharocks492]

Nah fuck no, The Rock holding the helicopter with 1 arm shouldve been 1 gazillion sins 🤣

[@RenjiMaili]

"Forgot to take off the safety." A move the evil genius could avoid by buying guns without safeties. Assuming that was not a Glock, in which case there isnt a real safety. If you van pull the trigger you can by pass a Glock safety.

[@jayceofalltrades5414]

Pulling a glock trigger isnt a “bypass” glocks have Two safetys that are disabled when pulling the trigger, the first is a physical lever safety where the trigger cant be momentum forced down to fire, the second is a drop-fire safety on the firing pin itself so you cant smack a glock around with a hammer to make it go off, you arent bypassing by puling the trigger, you are temporarily disabling them.

[@Elvisbackpack]

I said this the last time it was uploaded, but it still applies: "I'm Black Superman!" should have warranted a "DC Comics" sin.

[@thepickygamer4450]

DC Comics is its own sin, if it doesn't appear, it's not a DC Comics sin.

[@Elvisbackpack]

@@thepickygamer4450 Tell that to the Spider-Man 1 sins video.

[@thepickygamer4450]

@@Elvisbackpack, I don't understand. It's not their either; I've seen that video many times.

[@Elvisbackpack]

@@thepickygamer4450 Also one in the Cloverfield video.

[@szilarddietzel9071]

15:15 forgot to sin the car being pushed sideways for absolutely no reason

[@dannyellaboatboat]

Oh no, you know that every movie featuring the Rock has to have the people’s eyebrow at least once! 😁

[@Jonathan-yu9ui]

For the parachute part.... It was done to minimize detection because its easy to see two big black chutes falling from 1000m rather than deploying at the minimum safe distance.

[@terrelljohnson7745]

These movies turned from racing and illegal business to landing on the moon with parachutes and 18 wheelers.....they think showing nice cars and drifting keeps it F&F nostalgic

[@faisalalimalik6245]

You missed the fact that the Eteon headquarters in England was the McLaren Technology Centre