Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you. Merch: teespring.com/stores/cinemasi...

[@ivladisimo1011]

"You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock."-WOW

[@martijnklaassen3536]

Its true

[@devangkamble8793]

@@thedooonty123 It's okay, now stop crying

[@losersmakeulose7896]

Janis Tilins lol u really want to seem appreciated

[@cm01]

@@thedooonty123 you both quoted the video. You aren't owed anything for doing it before him. Also, a KZbin comment would need literally over amillion likes to even be mentioned anywhere, and even that wouldn't count as "fame."

[@bruh-bf7tn]

@@thedooonty123 stfu oml its a comment

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I like how Dwayne Johnson is typcasted as being himself in movies

[@mikel9502]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH UR EVERYWHERE

[@underhorse5367]

Guess it’s because he’s the only guy who can’t ACT

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

@@underhorse5367 He can act, though. He wasn't playing himself; he was playing a scrawny nerd who was suddenly given his body.

[@xarnate9994]

Why r u and Just Some Guy with a Mustache everywhere lmao?

[@thomward6890]

that’s honestly one of the many things that turns me off from him. most movies i’ve seen with him just feel the same imo

[@joshisnotafraudyet7491]

Has anyone seen a new movie and thought, " I can't wait to see the Cinemasins for this"

[@Sporkinator]

I definitely thought that after seeing Hobbs & Shaw. I was eagerly awaiting CinemaSins for that.

[@imbored3063]

i like the fact that they dont spot out the things that actually make the movie

[@cadmitral8786]

Same here

[@Hazel_TheOne]

me

[@justinrandall5907]

This was my literal first thought after seeing The Rise of Skywalker.

[@morgqnlefay5587]

why does the avatar for bethany play bethany better than bethany

[@benjaminhill5408]

@@thefilmwatcher1302 facts

[@tenderandmoist5011]

The Mad Titan man spitting straight fucking fax right here

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Keri Diablo / DevilSide Why, thank you, to you and to Benjamin Hill.

[@toddbruce940]

huh lol

[@MistyRainfallSprout06]

@@toddbruce940 s/he means why does Jack black (the avatar that bethany is supposed to play) plays the role of bethany better than herself

[@Vitreqs]

If you die in jumanji, you just spectate your teammates, if you all die, you just need to restart

[@LadyOnikara]

So Jumanji is basically multiplayer Minecraft?

[@Vitreqs]

@@LadyOnikara in hardcore mode

[@exyzt9877]

@Lee Saddleback lets play odd one out. comment edition.

[@paosidfjpoiasdjf]

Lee Saddleback look who liked their own stupid comment...

[@leahburcham8743]

no one really knows that if you loose all your lives then you’ll die. i mean, has anyone really tested it? what if you just get more lives, or get to leave the game

[@KimberPrime]

*crushes game* Cinema sins: "like that will stop a sequel" *July 2019 - sequel gets announced*

[@briannas177]

xD i know right

[@sythlorde]

@NanoNerd its sad to think how much money they gonna make off of people who just wanna see how they bring the game back after it was crushed... ppl gonna pay 10 bucks to see that 1 scene...

[@cj5529]

HOW DID HE KNOW

[@essancefay2824]

Kimber Prime dundunduuuuuuun

[@wassup955]

Honestly this last sin was the best one

[@mikemetz5690]

He says “ya like that will stop a Sequel” Present day, sequel to this movie coming out soon

[@sergioambriz9338]

I saw it

[@violetlover3628]

Lol

[@superluigigamer9184]

SyNX Toxiic same, just came back from it a few hours ago, it was great

[@sergioambriz9338]

@@superluigigamer9184 it was and the ending was unexpected

[@superluigigamer9184]

SyNX Toxiic the ending makes me want to die

[@amyrothdeutsch2251]

"I have a tattoo!" "I have one too!" *"ONE?!?!"* I don't know why but that just made me laugh😂😂😂

[@desaster903]

You’re not the only one.

[@tdhrussovids3303]

I looked through the comments just for this, we laugh together

[@b2mixherbicide]

Baiting for CinemaSins

[@doodles4433]

To be fair i love seeing jack black be a teenage girl

[@ganzlove]

it's so great

[@blueribenaberry]

What's a wirdo?

[@SelfCareCharizard]

@@blueribenaberry uhh... what?

[@williamhiggs6024]

Ditto. Jack Black was the funniest part of the movie.

[@rainbowpower1242]

I guess

[@focalpoint._]

* Breaks game console * “Yeah like that’ll stop a sequel.” *_Jumanji: Next Level_*

[@micahandme8078]

Spencer’s fixes it right before he got sucked in it but I still don’t know how he got it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@divianreid7959]

Cinamasins called it!

[@outlaw40034098]

“When have you ever, in a video game had to stop mid mission and take a pee” Death stranding

[@geoffroi-le-Hook]

Sims

[@lunamoth720]

Manual Samuel

[@LoganStargazer]

You stop in mid-mission and take a pee when you are physically sucked into the game. Avatars form or not, those are 4 (5) real people.

[@hannahlundberg3694]

A sin he forgot: the fact that the mosquito we see during that seen is the only mosquito that bites Alex and conveniently ONLY bites Alex.

[@nthgth]

Well, maybe the others got mosquito bites and barely noticed. Sometimes I camp a whole weekend and only notice the bites after I get back home.

[@nthgth]

Also, what about those giant mosquitos from the first film? Isn't that the same Jumanji jungle Alan was in?

[@DJTileTurnip]

First movie: Board Game Second movie: Video Game Third movie: Virtual Reality

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

Jumanji 3: Welcome To The OASIS

[@kyakeshavarz3595]

But how would that work, considering in the video game, they were already literally sucked into the game which is LITERAL VR. So how would the VR even be different? (Btw I know this is a joke)

[@warmmilk3058]

But then the third movie would be a rip off of Sword Art Online

[@nerosoul2506]

Fourth movie: space war ggame

[@mrcritical6751]

1. Isn’t that just Zathura 2. Phone app easy answer

[@tyrant-den884]

Jack Black deserves so much credit for this.

[@cassianandor4103]

He was easily one of the funniest, if not the funniest parts of the movie.

[@alanh.5458]

@ninjaman13571 "Martha come look at my penis!"

[@remixchild]

maybe jack should have been in a better movie

[@lauraeshelman766]

He's my favorite character this whole movie

[@charlottekent101]

Jack Black pretty much carried this movie

[@-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614]

“Like that'll stop a sequel.” Jumanji The next level: *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@brucexu313]

lmao I watched this video right before I went to watch the sequel

[@Firerr16]

Stolen

[@GoddessGirl2121]

What’s interesting to me is that while each of our core four are played by two actors, Alex is actually played by three, there’s pre-game teen Alex, in game Nick Jonas Alex, and post-game slightly altered timeline adult Colin Hanks Alex which gives the character a lot of nuance because each version of him brings something different to the role.

[@gochogames1360]

When I first read that I didn’t even know what you meant by “played by two/three actors” then I read on and realised you meant like Dwayne, Kevin, jack, and whoever played ruby roundhouse

[@GoddessGirl2121]

@@gochogames1360 Yeah, I can see how that would be confusing on the first read through and in case you wanted to know Martha/Ruby Roundhouse was played by Karen Gillian who depending on what you might know her from was Amy Pond during the Matt Smith seasons of Doctor Who or Nebula in the MCU movies.

[@gochogames1360]

@@GoddessGirl2121 yea I’ve seen those movies and now I can see it

[@lilmac4382]

6:34 you’re not a hardcore gamer if you have to look down at the controller while you play

[@Ranger_4878]

That’s with controllers you are familiar with For instance I could not use a PlayStation or switch but give me an Xbox and game cube I’m fine

[@kennandunn7533]

@@Ranger_4878 I can understand the switch, but jumping from an xbox controller to a playstation one shouldn't be that difficult since they have practically the same layout, the only problem I have doing it is with the location of the X button.

[@kittymenadianepie9058]

I used to be able to play racing games on my 360 with my hands covered (AT 7) but now I'm far too used to the switch.

[@deanwinchester8650]

Not even normal experienced gamers need to look down😂

[@Shadow10201]

True

[@toastyturtle6061]

Me: we don’t need an unnecessary sequel Sony: what if the rock was Danny deVito? Me: shut up and take my money

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

I would watch that

[@theoldzoeyaccount]

@@Kevin_Theadore1 it exists!

[@gilbertjacobs3705]

They're speaking french it could mean that the game also landed in Quebec

[@inspiredby624]

or they could be French tourists literally anywhere

[@autumnbluemoon99]

@@inspiredby624 or they're just Americans who also speak French

[@makelizabeth272]

....or they could be French people who moved to America lol

[@martirichter5111]

@@autumnbluemoon99 Americans speaking a foreign language? That's very unlikely :D

[@Gloomyraindrop]

@@martirichter5111 Oh shut up :D

[@savannaandrews9886]

It’s funny how strength is “mouse’s” weakness and yet he’s played my Kevin who you can clearly see has muscles😂

[@CatMuto]

Jack Black playing Bethany is hilarious.

[@broadwaybrook2319]

I know right! He had me and my family cracking up.

[@pikachu_boi7762]

10:42 Omg I just noticed. In the background you can see “Bethany” flipping her (or his? Aah it’s confusing) hair. It’s great and Jacks portrayal of it with his short hair makes it even better.

[@defearl]

Jack Black carried the Jumanji sequels hard. He seemed like the only one genuinely interested in his role, while everyone else was "eh, work is work".

[@dream_walker9726]

Jack Black’s acting in this movie, and the fact he felt like the only one really *getting* into his role from Bethany’s character makes it so good.

[@absol505]

Can we just appreciate how good this movie actually is for a sequel, they didn´t do harm to the original movie and the movie itself was original and funny. I personally liked it even more than the original and Jumanji the next level, though it might be because i´ve seen the original a bit too often.

[@benwykle2552]

absol505 too bad the sequel sucked lol

[@absol505]

@@benwykle2552 yeah the third movie was the worst

[@benwykle2552]

absol505 agreed

[@OkieTeacher918]

absol505 YES. YES to this whole comment!

[@yamiatemyugi]

I absolutely love this game. I thought the jumping and some of the movements were a little TOO fluid then I remembered this was a game. It didn't have to be life like. This is what being inside a video game would be like.

[@theaway9052]

"Martha? Why didn't you say MARTHA?!" Batman: Why did you say that name!!!!!!

[@starfull8808]

MAAAAArtha

[@consenant4769]

Jumanji new trailer released 42 minutes ago. CinemaSins saw the future saying that breaking the console wouldnt stop a sequel

[@smudgedcoffee3506]

I came down here to look for someone to point this out

[@failpup2062]

Yep, prepare the next Jumangi sins!

[@consenant4769]

@@smudgedcoffee3506 I also did but saw no one commented it yet. So I took the chance

[@consenant4769]

@@failpup2062 Yay "Jumangi"

[@mauricejohnmac]

17:46

[@thekuhlfamily]

"like that can stop a sequel" cinema sins, predicting the future

[@gochogames1360]

Jumanji: welcome to the jungle is probably the most unbalanced game ever, like one character has NO weakness, then another has many weaknesses that make it horrible to play as that character, and THEN it has a character that has a weakness that everyone has... so you need a weakness to venom in order to die from it, and final one, it has a character who’s weakness is mosquitoes... in a jungle... bit unfair

[@SiddharthShenoy]

Bit unfair is an understatement.

[@gochogames1360]

@@SiddharthShenoy I guess, but I’m talking just about the characters

[@forestecho6229]

The Rocks characters had zero weakneses but still lost life points. Ruby Whitehouse had one weaknes ( venom ) but she still lost life point from bullet which wasn't on her weakneses board.

[@user-O5-14]

@@forestecho6229 maybe their weaknesses are things they can't survive(unless someone gives their lives) or have extreme problems with

[@forestecho6229]

@@user-O5-14 true. But what is board worth for then if they gone die anyway from weaknesses that are not on board. They have a regular human weaknesses. That is problem with board. It didn't explained their weaknesses precisely.

[@casperthetransnightfurry3710]

4:45 'You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock. Let's move on' I spent 5 minutes laughing about his and the way it was said.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Everything wrong with re-uploading twice 😂

[@Azariah-Israel]

ScarlettP Skip 😂😂

[@LazyPenguins]

ScarlettP i thought i was going crazy when i saw this again lol

[@MoniqueHardie]

I’m not insane! 😂

[@baconfromhell666]

It's been uploaded twice, it's only been re-uploaded once.

[@nobodyuknow2490]

Well... let's not be hasty in drawing conclusions... one possibility doesn't exclude the other ^_^

[@patrickjohnson2617]

14:24 NO sin for the sideways helicopter?! It's right there!

[@evanmccudden3083]

Ikr

[@connor6054]

Video game logic bro

[@thatonedude9001]

Seriously

[@angusrosecranz4178]

i noticed that to, as soon a rotor wing aircraft tilts its going to fucking turn. and considering there in a canyon...... half a second into that move they would have all died

[@rosssimpson1643]

So much was up with that helicopter I would have just given it 5 sins and moved on.

[@GrushaTheIceType]

When he said “how is strength my weakness” I swear to god I thought he would say “Kevin hart would be excellent at cinemasins”

[@DukeDarkshadow]

I always just figured that the reason he can ride up the mountain on the motorcycle in the end is because climbing is still one of his abilities. But while we're talking about sins, one of the things that always irritated me about this movie is that Spencer claims to be an obsessive hardcore gamer, yet when we see him first playing Street Fighter, he's saying all of his input commands out loud and keeps having to constantly look down at the controller. No gamer anywhere EVER does either of those things.

[@wolffriendinus]

Actually I thought the peeing scene was the funniest scene in the whole movie, and if laughter is anything to judge by, so did everyone in the theater.

[@cheyannestuart7742]

wolffriendinus same tbh. “Martha come look at my penis!” Was hilarious and seemed like something I’d say (probably to my bff tho) if I suddenly had a penis 😂

[@laurenquinn4716]

wolffriendinus Same though, my mom and I were actually dying and even my dad, who legit never laughs at anything was cracking a smile

[@NBACoDGaming]

Might be funny to a lot of casual viewers. In reality, it's a lazy scene and deserves no praise.

[@funkmaster2404]

zTxmi That’s actually how most people would describe cinemasins. It’s written lazily ans is really not funny at all.

[@NBACoDGaming]

@@funkmaster2404 Oh trust me, there are a lot of people out there who think god of cinemasins. They will make the argument that it's satire. Dumb people, mostly.

[@Beemur2011]

Actually, you do have to remove the staples. The sorting and processing machines don't separate the metal from the paper, so if the machine gets clogged up, the batch being processed, especially if using Shred-It, can be linked back to the company that sent it and they will charge you a fee. It's an actual, stupid little task.

[@blackleague212]

Yea but in 1996 they wouldnt have had the end user doing that sorting. I grew up in the 90s, I remember how recycling was when they tried to make it popular. Those kids wouldnt be taking staples out of the magazines lol

[@rosemarieramkissoon7232]

@@blackleague212 for the four kids it’s not 1996

[@blackleague212]

@@rosemarieramkissoon7232 um... yea your comment is pointless.

[@ApollonDriver]

​@@blackleague212what? You're the one being pointless man, 1996 is the year Alex goes missing. These four teens are coming from 2017, recycling gig is from 2017.

[@blackleague212]

@@ApollonDriver so what? If I wanted your reply I would have tapped you on the shoulder, now run along ho.

[@philipmartin3411]

The thing with the teachers keeping records is actually true, they do that to catch cheating over the year and upperclassmen helping underclassmen, also Spencer started looking at his hands and freaking out before anything was happening to him, so theres a sin there

[@bwcubic1798]

"You're short, he's fat, she's hot, and he's The Rock. Let's move on" Okay

[@Tyflow]

I thought you made this video already

[@alyssa9484]

Bigbobjone697 copyright in the original

[@matthewkrenzler1171]

because of the title song

[@mateistanescu6236]

He did

[@jamesbizs]

I thought I was clicking on the wins channel, because I already remembered watching the sins video, and I got really confused, because the things he was saying sounded like sins, but were being counted as wins. Head exploded

[@Chu_Nyanning]

james pogrebetsky Mind. BLOWN! 🤯

[@Jake-vy2bh]

Cinemasins: Boardgames aren't archaic, many people still play them today! Also Cinemasins: This guy STILL has CDs!

[@thalivenom4972]

the teen still has cds. and C is right, teens having cds now, IS weird.

[@clapatosreturn5620]

@@thalivenom4972 but weird is different from impossible

[@Deadfish2906]

@@thalivenom4972 oh fuck. I guess I'm weird, because I have a shit ton of CDs..... Welp ;-;

[@JustWriter]

He's a geek; maybe they're CD-ROMs or rewritable discs from his parent's old laptop. I'm a 90s kid who still has floppy discs.

[@Sporkinator]

This movie does not take place in the present day, it obviously takes place in the past. The game is a cartridge, after all. Modern day would have the game being acquired digitally, or at the very least, the game would be on a disk instead of a cartridge.

[@mriceband9212]

They find it, They burry it, They insult it, They destroy it. 2019 - Hey I found this broken game let’s fix it. - *fixes game* - *plays game* - wait why is the game broken GEE I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN FOR A REASON?

[@kytten4506]

They never questioned why the game was broken in the movie, they pointed it out and fridge explained why he disliked it

[@jocelynbogart1587]

I’m a teenager in 2020 and have a lot of CDs...

[@SaveMeMoon]

You'd be a special case, keep it up!

[@ruthun]

I bet you also like to leave your legs and armpits unshaved like its 1990 too?

[@SaveMeMoon]

@@ruthun what on earth drove you to that conclusion???

[@leahburcham8743]

i mean it’s cool, but it’s also very inefficient, a waste of space, and a huge waste of money

[@Busykian]

I have many too but thats because I’ve had them since 2005 :/

[@Jaytwos]

Re-uploading, +10,000 sins

[@mochimejika]

I don't see the old upload anywhere though, so it must have been taken down for some reason.

[@cubanocafe7051]

Copyright

[@raz3905]

Axl Rose didn't want the Welcome to the Jungle clip in. Jesus, he's as bad as gene Simmons

[@ledgrayson7267]

*Ding!*

[@pocketchia374]

Jack Black unapologetically screaming YAS QUEEN made my life

[@singingsiren82]

Ginger the Espeon it's funny, I am not a jack black fan, but I loved him in this movie

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

Happy for you, but that killed much of my hope for humanity, along with quite a few brain cells.

[@bluegenes2273]

@@singingsiren82 i was always pretty ambivalent about him, but he's the absofuckinglute best as orson welles on drunk history.

[@harrisontashjian752]

When he mentioned the part about getting past the guards, I instantly imagined snake just crawling behind one of them, snapping third neck and dragging his body into a bush, and the other guard hearing nothing and not even noticing his partner being gone

[@dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos]

Also, the scene at the end when Ruby Roundhouse steps on the snakes and respawns up above with the jewel, that should not have worked since in most video games, when you die, you lose all of your items.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

Maybe she had the jewel because it's a key item. Some games let you keep them.

[@hazegocrazy404]

6:31 im adding a sin as a viewer for this “hardcore gamer” having to look down at his controller while he’s playing

[@catalyst455]

Also this “hardcore gamer” doesn’t ever do special moves in street fighter WHO DOES THAT

[@seanshogun1957]

I bet he plays puzzle games WITH A WIKI

[@JustWriter]

Yeah, I call casual gamer at best; there were no signs in his room at all: no other games, no gaming memorabilia, no cheat magazines... like dude, seriously? His room environment doesn't support the plot.

[@ImALefty08]

NEEEEERRRRDDD!

[@JustWriter]

@@ImALefty08 (chuckles)

[@coleawsomeness]

8:17 video game characters take a piss all the time what do you think they are doing during loading screens

[@LadyOnikara]

I always thought that was why they have your character need to swim across a river or lake to get to their destination. Just let it flow while swimming.

[@dammskippy6573]

'Conkers Bad Fur Day', there are even missions based on pissing

[@liamii5603]

Sims

[@trb.ro145]

Who here remembers POSTAL 2?

[@yammieyammerson9221]

Sonic06 must have a bad bladder

[@alfiebanana]

“Helluva game, too bad it doesent have much replay value” Jumanji the next level: no

[@AJ-sb4hj]

They cut out the best line, “zoology b*tch!”

[@mynameissarah5117]

Agreed that was the best part of the movie!

[@japster7217]

Jack black was pure gold. I could deal with the actress that played Martha, her mannerisms were at least accurate. Even The Rock I could handle, even if he didn't really portray the character that well. But Kevin Hart just pissed me off. He literally just played himself, the same character that he's played movie after movie after movie. He seemed nothing like Fridge whatsoever.

[@wupsje1]

I completely agree!

[@TheAssassinBlackCat]

The only thing Kevin Hart matched character Fridge is the skin color

[@CoolPaDuke]

Kevin Hart has two characters: Kevin Hart and Kevin Hart with less cussing.

[@Tigerof2000]

Yep

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@TheAssassinBlackCat thats all that matters though right

[@nitinchoudhary9765]

Damn deja vu, i thought it was uploaded already

[@jwei11]

Nitin Choudhary it was uploaded already

[@Dynacho]

Reupload?

[@justintaylor4659]

It was

[@skybridge650]

Why did they upload it again

[@BJcentral]

Nitin Choudhary yeah I thought the same thing 😂😂

[@jietroraximoff2805]

4:32 I'd say that finding strangers at a party is a different concept to transporting from a classroom to f-ing *jungle* where the nearest people are strangers.

[@awebtoonreader4979]

16:25 "Is this motorcycle really driving up this steep, rock almost vertical cliff?" Me when I first got the master cycle in BotW 😂

[@LadyOnikara]

Also reminded me of the horses in Skyrim.

[@svenvanbree7040]

teachers on my school run all papers through a program that checks for plagiarism and it remembers previous papers. so its very possible that the theacher know when sentences are copied

[@CornBreadtm1]

Teachers in your school are dicks. And hate problem solving. The problem being the US education system. Sin!

[@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786]

Sven van Bree damn! so they don’t check papers by hand no more??

[@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786]

CornBreadtm yes.. they spend more time revising the past, teaching the “white privilege” lie, as well as teaching racism, nonesense, socialist communism, and islam!! They haven’t even taught American Civics since the 1970’s! Bullocks!!

[@svenvanbree7040]

@@CornBreadtm1 well actually the belgium education system

[@svenvanbree7040]

@@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 they only use the program to check for plagiarism. for all the rest they still correct them themselves

[@laurenquinn4716]

Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that a character’s name is actually ‘Fridge’? ‘FRIDGE’?!

[@tumbletunes3101]

Fridge isn't his actual name

[@coolcucumber5755]

DING!

[@mrcritical6751]

His name is Anthony

[@shrikey9192]

Fridge is a cool name duhhhhhhh

[@real_abender]

Fridge is a football nickname

[@annaqura3360]

Both Jumanji movies are my most favourite movies I watched in 2019. But this video was still hilarious to watch :D

[@SaveMeMoon]

I appreciate your comment. Finding positivity in these comment sections is like a treasure hunt.

[@enderfries6213]

16:05😂😂🤣

[@HANKSANDY69420]

**BOINGBOINGBOING!**

[@8bitPikachu]

name one video game where you have to piss: The sims? also the reason why a motorcycle can go straight up a mountain with no issue is Bethesda

[@dreelz21]

I was here to name death stranding

[@Chn0rpel]

Postal 2 when you are on Fire

[@n.v.knovak3285]

@@dreelz21 me too😂

[@TheFlock83]

Conker’s Bad Fur Day

[@tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885]

J'zargo likes the skyrim reference

[@thureinminhtet24]

The smolder is hilarious.

[@nexrosi9189]

btw hes asking what wouldve happened i they werent selected Seaplane was the only player without any AI characters, so the unselected would just not be there. they would be toast from the beginning.

[@Random_Stick_Guy]

The cake is a reference to portal the cake is a lie

[@redfounded8478]

“Like that will stop a sequel” 2019: JUMANJI THE NEXT LEVEL lol

[@1uk4s_gaming]

Damnit someone wrote that before me xD Just wanted to check😂 But the jumanji next lvl story is so stupid.... Spencer kept a part of the game to rebuild it...

[@ellieconley47]

DUDE!!! Jumanji was the first movie!!!

[@mollybaker957]

Wasn’t this already uploaded or do I have a gift of seeing into the future?

[@cometclone6891]

Molly Baker this was already uploaded

[@siesie8827]

Molly Baker right??😂

[@theirishreviewer7193]

Molly Baker already uploaded

[@beverlycranford8975]

Yes.

[@Hello--There]

No, I JUST thought this, but it was Cinema WINS, not SINS

[@stphwng]

I just finished watching this, and my biggest question is: how did all the characters end up in the same place at the same time at the base of the jaguar when Spencer was clearly on a motorcycle? haha

[@dr.bright6272]

Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Van Pelt keeps a scorpion in his body at all times?

[@jupitersplayground9050]

"Like that can stop a sequel." XD

[@DUB_87]

And he was right! 😂

[@lucy.-.298]

Robert Wisdom ikr 😂

[@heleniahodges257]

I Watched This Already *reads comments* Okay I'm Not Just High

[@onehope555]

same. didnt he already do this one?

[@brodyburk2751]

so tru

[@ay0iitsztiny]

Helenia Hodges bahahaha same

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

Lol

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

Not laughing out all

[@thomasmcdade1004]

Started cracking up at 14:14 when he said "Murder boner."😂

[@imjustadoge4522]

He predicted the future with it not stoping a sequel

[@g3ngar04]

What if the French people on the beach were tourists? I mean. People are allowed to visit other countries right? And people do enjoy going to beaches on vacation.

[@harrypotamus4968]

Or it could be Canadian french, and they just lived near the border. Maybe in New York?

[@TimTE01]

It's not.

[@g3ngar04]

Alec Pridgen are you sure? Did you work on the set of the movie and did they specifically tell you where that last scene was? If you could provide proof from the production company/directors/etc of the original Jumanji, not just a theory or assumption I will take my statement back

[@TimTE01]

Shingo K They did. They shot it at Go F**k and set it at Yourself. Any other questions?

[@g3ngar04]

Alec Pridgen Can I visit the set? Is it located in California? That sounds like a great place to visit on my next vacation 🤔 I have many questions. Since you seem to know everything. What is the meaning of life? I can’t decide where to go on my next trip, should it be London, Germany or Portugal? Does your butthole still hurt from the 11” butt plug? What color shirt should I wear for my next dinner outing? So many questions. I hope you don’t mind answering all of them. I greatly appreciate your help 😄

[@VeniVidiVici..]

I was done when Kevin Hart exploded after eating cake 😂

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

10:42 - XD "Bethany" tossing her hair. That's the kind of hilarious, in-character little details that not only make you laugh when you catch them, but also help you immerse into the 'verse. It's a subtle in-the-background thing, but it's great. Like Elrond's expression when he, for lack of a better term, "gives away" Arwen to Aragorn in RotK; it's not what your main focus is on, but it's a nice touch, going the extra mile.

[@wowzaers1101]

I could never get over these actors as the characters, I can’t see the characters I just see The Rock, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Amy Pond as an american. Oh, and Nick Jonas. I mean Kevin. Joe?

[@Virttreks]

I thought i seen this before, im sooo glad all the "this is reuploaded" comments cleared that up for me

[@roydm143]

Have another one for extra clarification: "this is reuploaded"

[@MisterMixxy]

I actually wasn't sure if I'd seen it before. Now I know I have.

[@ash_5936]

Roy DM but why did he reuploaded

[@yoinkysploink]

Same dude.

[@inh4855]

*Mandela effect*

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

I just want a movie about people going inside a video game to get video games right. Funny glitches, lag, untextured spots. But also badass action, and story. Someone falls a bit, or tries to jump over something, and ends up in that awkward glitch where you just float in the air above it, unable to get out. You bump an NPC and they go inside a wall. Someone starts rubber-banding all over the place from random lag-spike, or just starts seeing everything like a flipbook. And then actually get game logic right. NPC reactions, game designs, etc.

[@reddodeado301]

Don't forget about clipping through the floor and endlessly falling!

[@IamaPERSON]

And random crashes and mod support!

[@turbo8628]

Save points and cheat codes too!

[@s.mothale1326]

17:49 , " Yeah like that will stop a sequel" I love you so much 😂😂

[@jietroraximoff2805]

7:06 why would Fridge keep his strength when transformed into a different body? They might have the personality and knowledge of their IRL selves but why would they keep their original physical capabilities like Fridge being a strong guy whose a fast runner when he transforms from the teenage boy to Kevin Hart.

[@Kouriame]

My biggest and main issue with this movie is that in the first Jumanji, there were only 4 game pieces, meaning only 4 people could play. So why the hell, when the game upgraded, did it add a 5th player into its roster?

[@dompie23]

Maybe it's the same reason why the game only had 4 controllers. It only needed 4 players because one of the players was already stuck in the game. The game adapts itself constantly so it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch

[@rustyblonchjr8660]

that's the most stupidest reason to have a problem with a movie I ever heard

[@wrenfeatherx]

Kouriame cuz it's like fricken smash Bros. It's gonna keep getting bigger

[@JustWriter]

It only needed the controller to suck someone in. They don't have to hold it the entire time.

[@muaythaigoof]

Must have downloaded the season pass. Added the fifth player.

[@nickt1295]

This movie was actually pretty good and my family and I really enjoyed it. We were all pleasantly surprised

[@riodavie]

A teenager in 2017 with CDs! Yes how dare you I was a teenager in2017 and have plenty of CDs! Still have them now!!! It's nice to put a cd in a hear a quality sound coming through a hi-fi system

[@nthgth]

Thank you! That and only having to pay once

[@stratonicc2651]

16:00 ok, lil bit of a rant, but right here he drops a Colt 45. There are 2 Colt 45's on the GNR logo. "Welcome to the Jungle" is not only the name of the movie, but it is also a GNR song that they use in the movie. That didn't go that deep, but this is the deepest I've ever went into analyzing a movie.

[@alexgastmeier4191]

I just have to say the two concepts never changed. Allen was stuck in Jumanji by playing the board game, to get out of the Jungle others had to finish the game. It's now a video game you're stuck in, but finish the game and you get out. Also the reason Allen was trapped is because no one was playing for so long... just like the new kid, without other people playing you can't do everything in the game to compete it.

[@1lordgray]

My sister and I were three years apart in school and my English teacher for my senior paper, looked back at my sisters paper from three years priior to verify I didn't plagiarize her paper in the 80s.

[@JustWriter]

Yeah, they really do that. Some teachers are cynical and expect you to be exactly the same kind of student as your sibling or they just expect their students to cheat or if a metaphor comes up that often in a student's papers, they are going to notice.

[@flowertrue]

My World Literature teacher claimed my best friend's original short story was made up because he said he was an expert in recognizing writing style and he could tell that I'd written her paper, which I hadn't even read. I was like, what a pretentious douche.

[@BenjaminTurnerAUS]

@@flowertrue they also use a program that scans all the papers in and checks it against papers around the world where I went.

[@BenjaminTurnerAUS]

@@MissKitae yes, in this world of academia, i found that to write the same thing twice, i have to actually quote myself in the previous article blog or paper!

[@BenjaminTurnerAUS]

@@MissKitae oh that's bad.

[@aniketbhatia1163]

The Wonder Woman theme at the end is just bloody genius!!

[@jameslevy4924]

2:38 actually here in Canada at least, you get your essays back to read over, but you have to hand them back in because the school actually does keep them for about 10 years

[@valiang8867]

I love how he admits when he cracks up x3

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

You already uploaded this.

[@leaaj6305]

I think he knows. XD

[@xhenjinndk2810]

SpinosaurusStudios okay I though I've entered through another dimension.

[@muffinbuttonROX3]

I thought I was tripping, yo!

[@kansasclark4862]

SpinosaurusStudios Yeah, because I remember so many of the scenes and there’s no way in hell I watched a movie with Kevin Hart.

[@vulnerose2613]

jabari simon I thought I was having a Raven moment lol

[@MattGoelz]

Biggest sin that you missed: Atari games were never in 4k/HD. Max resolution of 160 x 192 pixels. And that's what they should've done the video game parts of the movie in.

[@henrytownshend8862]

Alex was hesitate about going to the transportation shed and when jack black said something about the missing pieces, Alex got convinced easily

[@noahevans423]

why can the bad guy control the animals even when he doesn't have the stone. Shouldn't Nigel be the one who controls the animals since he has the stone? Edit: also, fridge blew up when he ate the cake, while seaplane died slowly after the mosquito, giving time for Bethany's cpr

[@hannahgrace1790]

Noah Evans probably because he was coming back whereas Alex was dead

[@charlescooks9360]

I always wondered this

[@reecefrost6016]

Noah Evans good point. Movie magic lol

[@Hero1922]

"yeah like that will stop a sequel" 2 years later Jumanji the next level trailer God.... damn it lol

[@Sporkinator]

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is a sequel. In the first movie, Jumanji was a board game. So actually we're getting a sequel for a sequel. Threequel? {DING}

[@stupidmarioplushchannel6388]

"I guess Jack Black's part was supposed to be played by Louis C.K." 😂

[@Super_Stan]

@7:00 when strength can be considered a weakness; its one of those times like a job interview they say whats your weakness so you list strength they might say how? you say your clearly overqualified for the job and thus rule yourself out of the job

[@danny_douglas]

Why do they remember playing the game but the kids in the first movie have no recollection at all?

[@EdwinJThompson]

maybe, and this is a theory, but i could've been messed up in transformation

[@themysterioushacker3166]

Maybe because they are different ages

[@couchpotato4928]

Plot convenience

[@udaysingh-wr2kw]

Because they were not born then But everybody in this movie was so they remembered. Alan and the other girl remembered it to

[@Stonet420]

@Danny, they do. The younger kids never existed yet, but alan did remember as well as the girl , in the end they even tie rocks around it and throw it over a bridge.

[@Monstrositea_]

Anyone realize at 9:19, he’s the same guy who played as Mowgli in “ Mowgli: Legend of the jungle “?

[@isabelamichaud9435]

Haha the smolder "just happening naturally" got a sin off! Awesome!

[@tional5266]

Your sin for the npc in the bazar ignoring the cryptographer is inaccurate, the players only thought the missing piece they were looking for had to do with the map, so the npc ignoring the cartographer and responding to bravestone only saying ‘we need to find the missing piece’ is accurate...also. Martha Totally gets shafted through this entire film, which is probably why she’s my favorite character, we see all the others at home before school with family members except her, fridge never speaks directly to Martha nor does her real name come up once the find Alex. There are some others you didn’t mention but you also pointed out some things I hadn’t caught even though I’ve watch this like 873 times. And, the peeing scene IS funny 😂

[@Danyellatr22]

I rewatched it the other day and I noticed that Alex says that falling where the crocodiles are is a horrible way to die but then we learn he had use the plane and the air balloon to try to escape which is weird since they only had 3 lives and he had one left at the moment.

[@brentage5000]

ƊƛƝƳЄԼԼƛƬƦƻƻ proof that Nick Jonas is a dick - he figured out how to get an extra life and never told any of the others

[@LoganStargazer]

Did he die with the hot air balloon? I thought he just said it wouldn't lift off.

[@searthngeam]

6:25 Bonus Sin: No one who is "good at video games" has to look at their controller or keyboard. It's all muscle memory for good players.

[@footballvids2763]

Searth Ngeam yeah if you’ve been playing as long as me it’s easy

[@searthngeam]

Everything Football You have to look down at your controller when you play? Casual.

[@JakkFrost1]

@@searthngeam ~ Pffft, bads can develop the same muscle memory. Just because you know where the buttons/keys are without looking, doesn't mean you're good at hitting them in the right order.

[@davidhoffman6980]

Nice catch. I didn't notice that.

[@LadyOnikara]

I must not be good at typing then, because even after about 10 typing classes, I still have to look at the keyboard to remember where the letters are. I am faster though.

[@nanofarad9370]

OMG i love Jumanji Next Level fav character in jumanji : all

[@willropa4226]

Also wonder something about the rhinos section, why did Rock (Fastest in the game) shove Mouse (Slowest in the game) out of the helicopter instead of the other way around? If it was the other way, Rock could've kept distance between him and the rhinos possibly long enough for the rest of the team to grab the jewel, turn around, and save him without risking a life. If you're gonna counter that "Mouse had 1 extra life to spare", so did everyone else at that point except for Seaplane, but he's flying the chopper so he doesn't count as rhino bait.