Everything Wrong With The Meg In 16 Minutes Or Less

The Meg is fine. It's fine. It's totally fine. It's a movie with a shark the size of a submarine. Some people love that sh*t. Others do not. Regardless... like all movies... The Meg has sins. So we counted them.
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[@wardog77]

biggest sin was the shark itself. Damn thing changed sizes so much I began to wonder if that was its secret super power.

[@dannybeads3672]

There were 2 though... and one was smaller, right? They killed and caught the first one and then the second bigger one ate it off the boat they were on...

[@_Mozarrk]

@@dannybeads3672 they all changed sizes

[@kayden232ou]

Didn't feel like a "huge" shark either so that was annoying as hell

[@wardog77]

@@dannybeads3672 yes there was two but the one they caught was far to small for the "yeah! we got the SOB!" the actors all gave it. Most, if not all, of them had been up close and personal with the big one prior to that scene.

[@unknownincognito2425]

@@dannybeads3672 actually people got butthurt on how the bigger meg got near on the beach when that part of the beach is like 12 ft(not calculated)

[@rainboweclipse777]

"How about we remake Jaws but with predictable moments, well known actors and a bigger shark?" -"Sold."

[@Pontificate]

Rainbow Eclipse did you watch jaws?

[@RationallySassy]

I agree. I wish they had gone with the plot of the book series because they amp up and add other cool creatures and plot points. The more prehistoric sea creatures I can watch = more fun, aha

[@linxsgameing979]

这是英语大声笑吗？

[@carolusrex4008]

Rainbow Eclipse “and ruin a good classic in the process!” “Yes that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard!”

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

@@imnotrealnoco they didn't make a good megalodon movie after the Meg as well

[@the_2nd_fool674]

You forgot to point out: How TF did the Meg not stick out of the water when he was in shallow water....

[@hermanmelvelleiii2212]

Whales of similar size can head into shallow water. Look up "guy paddleboarding with whales in australia" and you'll see what I mean....

[@the_2nd_fool674]

@@hermanmelvelleiii2212 huh... I never knew that🤔 thanks for the info

[@tammyforbes2101]

The borrow and wallow their way into the sand and sneaks up as a means of attack. Crazy those huge animals can actually half hide themselves in shallow waster it’s crazy.

[@Venerable_Banana]

@@hermanmelvelleiii2212 But the meg went straight up to the beach and not beach himself.

[@hermanmelvelleiii2212]

@@Venerable_Banana The water was still deep enough for it to swim in.

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

Absolutely tragic that Suyin could not find a babysitter for when she had to go hunt a giant shark.

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Unattended children in places of business upset me. What's worse, this was actually the second movie I've seen with a giant shark, single mom, and unattended child.

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

@@mikemcconeghy4658 You know the childcare crisis is at its peak when you have to take your child with you when you go shark-hunting.

[@calummacdonald6115]

For someone who's been drinking heavily for 5 years, Jonas is in surprisingly great shape

[@riggs20]

Yep! There’s a missed sin right there!

[@Li01018]

Come on movie dn't give me hope

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

and he was able to stop drinking just like that

[@Iv0ryG9]

Jokes on you, he drinks cola

[@suchanhachan]

Because movie. In real life that much booze fucks you up, but in action movies it's just man juice...

[@MattLamPiano]

When the Chinese actress said “did you understand a word of that”, she actually said “his accent is so weird”

[@KohtaKO95]

Lmaooooo

[@aldenwang1813]

Im chinese and i can confirm that lmao

[@onewayturtles]

I didn't hear a damn thing about an egg OR candle.

[@jackosmond8341]

I came to the comments to say the same thing lol

[@rileyfreeman5872]

I'm not Chinese and I can confirm that also.

[@danielpage3767]

At 6:27 you said, "Is there no radar?", when you meant sonar. Sinning your Sin. Sinception.

[@notane.real1]

*ding*

[@ktmus2009]

Everything wrong with; everything wrong with meg

[@bokunorainbow58]

also 1.3 billion really isn't what you'd call expensive when it comes to submarines

[@aaaaaa-gq3dv]

Also, why would they have a sonar or a radar in the first place? That "sin" made no sense.

[@bokunorainbow58]

@@aaaaaa-gq3dv any large vessel that might have vision hindered should have some form of sonar. Even surface transit in high traffic areas is pretty stressful on submarines.

[@ashburystreet]

(Spoilers!) Having read the actual book series this is partly based on, it's hilarious how some of the ridiculous ideas Jeremy mentioned actually happened there. Like yes, in the books, Jonas actually does swim down into its mouth and spend a scene in the shark's stomach. Depending on the edition, he either blows it up by igniting some chemical it ingested, or he carves through its body and cuts out its heart using a fossilized meg tooth!

[@SteampunkHorse]

That's metal

[@Backinblackbunny009]

I love this series! Read it as teenager on a visit to san Francisco. So fucking wild. To bad the author went off the deep end. Think like qanon but instead of racism they were super into aliens.

[@DonnaBrooks]

Interesting, esp. since the character's name is Jonas. It's an obvious reference to the story of Jonah, who was swallowed by a great fish in the Bible. (People say he was swallowed by a whale, but the Bible doesn't say that and whales are mammals, not fish.) Jonah was in the fish's stomach for 3 days and then the fish vomited him up near the shore. BTW, the Bible also doesn't say that the fruit that Adam & Eve ate was an apple. It's another case of some bit of misinformation that just gets passed along to children who grow up thinking they know the story while no one actually READS the story! [Edited to correct some typos.]

[@donjuan9746]

@@DonnaBrooks I mean technically speaking I don't think they were making distinctions between fish and whales at the time the bible was written.

[@DonnaBrooks]

@@donjuan9746 Over 2,000 years passed between the time the story of Jonah was actually written to the time of the KJV or even Tyndale's translation, the 2 most influential English translations, so it's more accurate to say that the TRANSLATORS didn't know that whales were mammals. But I'm pretty sure the Hebrew Bible has always used a term meaning, "great fish." I may be wrong, but I don't think that confusion ever existed in Jewish tellings of the story. However, I grew up listening to Christian Sunday School, sermons, & radio & TV preachers, & reading Christian devotionals & Bible studies, and I was born in 1961, so things may have changed as scholarship has improved & awareness of the error penetrated Christian & secular culture. IDK what Jewish kids have been taught over the course of time.

[@rifatbobos]

"We caught THE Shark!" THE Shark : *"Haha NO"*

[@AnubisTheLycan]

Lol "Well yes, but actually no."

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Now THAT would have been awesome!

[@mrcrackerjacks5788]

666 likes

[@markchapman7771]

Meg: Uno reverse card

[@MaccyCheeze506]

The meg: *Chuckles*

[@richardlew3667]

A prehistoric shark that never seen the light of day doesn't go blind from direct sunlight?

[@kizen1632]

wait that's fuckin true what the fuck movie

[@CrosgroveExotics]

Read the fucking book.

[@lmaoidkwtf]

I've never seen the sun and look at me, I'm doing fine locked up in my room...alone with no friends I'm somehow not blind

[@POW-du3st]

@Ellya Mossa its a really big animal tho

[@shezza3454]

@@POW-du3st yeah but it will still die the same way though , it would take a while longer due to its size but it's internal organs are still constructed the same as most sea animals. Give the fucker a few minutes or more then it's dead.

[@danielmartin9057]

Best line of the movie: “haven’t you watched shark week” -rainn wilson

[@nottavegan7311]

No doubt

[@theweirdchannel1]

Oh, that's definitely a dwight saying

[@arigarland2111]

True

[@x3j742]

I thought you said Shrek week🤣

[@wedoreviews3522]

No doubt!

[@Necromancer0225]

I read somewhere that the blobfish only looks like that because it's taken out of the high pressure deep sea, so my question is: would change in pressure affect the megalodons in any way at all?

[@hoverfishgod8802]

Yes

[@Devilcakes]

Yes, completely.

[@Necromancer0225]

Thanks guys

[@shimsy41]

I mean it's a movie but no, not necessarily. Sperm whales dive almost 10,000 feet down and they don't change. Since Megs actually lived waaaaay closer to the surface of the water, no it wouldn't change

[@m1germsy784]

​@shimsy41 But the meg has been down there for god knows how long. It would have adapted to the insane pressure changes. So it would most likely experience some sort of body changes when exposed to lighter pressures.

[@symmetrykidkun8]

Boy, I love how every action filled, creature flick these days feels the need to have a love-interest plot line...totally what I want to see in my shark moves.

[@onerandomperson1089]

SARtistic96 I think that it is just every movie or series now.

[@rebekahpalmer2375]

I enjoy the love interest plots if they're good, so many aren't though. In movies especially since you don't get enough screen time with them together for it to be believable.

[@thecloaker7962]

Yeah like the shitstorm that was Transformers:The Last Knight's human plot. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS, BLOW SOME SH*T UP WITH GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS FFS!

[@dgagamingaesir]

@@rebekahpalmer2375 as long as the love is parental, or between a couple that has been married for a long time, fine. But love at first sight? f off.

[@pedinhuh16]

Once you start to notice, every dumb action flick nowadays follows a very basic formula which yes, includes a romantic plot.

[@Libbysfaves101]

Actually here’s another sin: when the poison finally kicks in for the baby meg it closes its eyes before dying. No shark closes its eyes when it dies and when doing ANY kind of shark dive, you are NOT supposed to be lowered THAT low. That’s the same problem I had with 47 meters down.

[@420mralucard]

@@latencylegend7762 They have eyelids but can't close them. Some sharks have a nictitating membrane to cover their eyes.

[@1337Figaro]

@@latencylegend7762 Sorry for being that person but whales and dolphins are not fish, they're marine mammals. A dolphin is closer to a human genetically than a fish. And they do have eyelids but fish do not.

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

They were only lowered 5 meters down before the thing broke in 47 meters.

[@loonahater]

mr t this is a video about sins, this comment is mentioning a sin….. i think you clicked on the wrong video

[@glitchyunknown5259]

@@mrt445 Have you seen this guys channel before? He sins movies for little to no reason, whether or not you care about that detail.

[@ewanbaxter8235]

"Shut up Meg!" - Peter Griffin

[@5olll]

or..... Apollo if u know what i mean....

[@astridpinehaven3862]

LeoValdez_59 haha yeeeeeess

[@inesschw05]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@NoPulseForRussians]

@@5olll um no

[@Bourbon9203]

@@NoPulseForRussians trials of apollo

[@NoxBVansyn]

This movie should've gotten 1 sin off for Stathoms singing "Just keep swimming," while swimming away from the meg.

[@stuckinquarantine4582]

“We caught the shark!” The Meg: *Well yes, but actually no*

[@KAT-hs3xh]

Actually, it said Oh no, anyway.....

[@joystickthesentientpc7787]

666 likes.

[@alvexok5523]

@@joystickthesentientpc7787 not anymore

[@alvexok5523]

Shut up The Meg

[@jeremymcclary3901]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👆🤟✌🤙🖤🖤💋🖤🖤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! (POWNED IT!!!!)

[@jorgecabassa4291]

"and now... he's bypassing ALL THE FREE FOOD to attack the boy in the bubble" This part had me in tears jajajajaja

[@jorgecabassa4291]

13:50

[@AlexParry95]

@@jorgecabassa4291 I mean, the guy's an asshole. If I were the shark I'd be going after him too.

[@vincenthammons6705]

the fact it went that close to shallow water was odd to me and sharks don't attack people like that or hunt them for that matter but its fun to watch giant shark movies at least for me

[@missseaweed2462]

The shark needs its bubble tea.

[@TheMorbiusGamingYT]

Jajajajajajajaja

[@PureM_]

So is no one gonna say that how would a shark that was supposed to be extinct over 2 million years ago didn’t loose it eyesight as soon as it went anywhere near the surface because of the extreme light difference

[@TheDrKnives]

The book did but this movie is essentially rule of cool over science. And Im kinda okay with that.

[@coolaidgrapegrapeisthebest4087]

nerd

[@GoatPopsicle]

ThePrince Karma you are also forgetting the 2million years of evolution it went through during that time, to adapt to a totally different environment. It’s not like regular sharks which haven’t changed much in that time, because their environment hasn’t changed. The Megalodon went from a surface-subsurface Predator, to a bottom of the ocean predator, with its insanely different pressures, minimal light sources, and food to eat. Then add that even animals like sharks get “the bends” when suddenly surfacing from +300ft depth. Not to mention the plus-15,000ft fast ascension(staying in the warm water pocket all the way) the 2 Megs supposedly survived unscathed riding straight up.

[@GoatPopsicle]

Thor Odinson evolution is good science. If you don’t think it’s good science, either you don’t know enough about it, or more likely; you have a problem with that settled science contradicting your religion’s dogma. Hell, we’ve even been able to watch a single celled organism, evolve, right on camera, into a brand new multi-celled organism.

[@itsmesameee4081]

Its a movie

[@dante-oz3rf]

As a Subnautica expert, His melee fight after losing his seamoth is pretty realistic.

[@escaped_cephalopod]

Yep, the immediate feeling of “OH SHIT IM GONNA DIE”

[@GeneralDeadpool-]

Reaper Leviathan asshole, my seamoth was fully upgraded!

[@cgron34]

I will never see Rainn Wilson as anybody besides Dwight Schrute

[@wren2624]

Chris DaBomb lmao

[@zerotodalabandoned292]

Chris DaBomb THANK YOU that’s the only reason I bought this movie XD to see rainn Wilson

[@tylerhiggins3522]

You need to watch Super then.

[@beloraptors948]

I’ll never see him as anyone but Wade Johnson

[@Dyl2Far]

Same bruh 😂 LMAOO

[@sigil5772]

Heller: "The puncture just missed her liver" where "just missed" means "on the opposite side of her body"

[@rathmiron]

That nearly broke my brain. I had to go back and check that i wasn't crazy because I couldn't believe they made such an error.

[@smash70]

Thought the same thing watching the movie, so came here to check and they hadn't mentioned that.

[@docsmitty4]

Maybe they accidentally mirrored that shot like bad streamers do at times.

[@lsomi73]

Maybe she is an alcoholic. With large liver.

[@ainzulgone492]

The liver is quite large and stretches across a huge portion of your abdomen, so it's not totally unfeasible to say this. Not like this saves the movie in any way

[@cooperrush6474]

That moment when the second meg sprung up out of nowhere and ate that dude was genuinely one of the most predictable plot twists in movie history.

[@Didi_Meow_Records]

Pretty sure it was also on the trailer

[@ellybyeres7969]

Especially since there was an hour left of the movie when the first megalodon was killed

[@darkmasteroverlord372]

@@ellybyeres7969 The Meg (Plus An Hour of some Guys on a Boat Totally Doing Nothing and There Definitely Isn't a Second Shark and This is way too big of a Title)

[@chastitymarks2185]

The whole movie was soo predictable, it was like "Jaws" and "The Deep Blue Sea" had a baby, the only thing I didn't predict was that there wasn't a third shark. I really thought that they would show another shark during the credits just so they could do a sequel.

[@emileea5478]

Cooper Rush oof

[@lenabeans]

Isn't the Meg one of the "bottom of the ocean nightmare creatures"? Like, it only lives/lived in such depths that coming to the surface or even explorable waters would kill it because of the pressure change? Even if the Meg somehow survived the blinding lights and insane pressure changes, it would be too weak & out of it's element to do much damage, no? Just food for thought

[@JRocka114]

The most underated comment in this whole thread.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

@@JRocka114 not really.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

You know the thing about fish, is they are adapted to live in water, so pressure doesn’t affect them the way it affects humans, even Whales who have to surface to breathe dive to insane depths. As for ‘blinding’ lights, people need to learn how eyes work🙄🙄

[@balloon6528]

nah megalodons preferred shallower water and places near shores because of the warmer temperatures.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

Dude, take a deep sea fish and bring it to the surface and it fucking dies. A big shark isn’t gonna fare much better. Also yes, the hypersensitive eyes of a deep sea fish would freak out in the sun.

[@StarsTwer]

You missed a sin: If the meg means like SUPER HUGE how did the shark swim in shallow water when it's that huge?

[@op4801]

When megladons were alive, they actually hunted and lived in shallowish water

[@shamarab4632]

But what's considered super huge?

[@metoo6247]

Because it was written in the script that's why. Duuuuhh!

[@LightgreenLP]

well 1,6 million years ago, megalodons actually preferred shallow waters as they are warmer

[@hib7295]

@Forsaken Pumpkin ok but I don't remember anyone asking

[@maggiehill250]

Anyone: Did you see (insert random movie/show title)? Me: *watches half of a cinema sins video on said title* Me: “Yeah”

[@mickepersson7733]

yea done that with every marvel movie since the first avengers

[@IrelandeElle3]

Maggie Hill lmfao me. Ain't got money for movies at all. Poorer than shit so these are my movies... but better

[@thatonequietkid2453]

I also do the same with horror movies and FoundFlix

[@bloodbathbeyond987]

this is literally the only way my ADHD ass can watch movies anymore lmao

[@arielleaarons838]

omg same

[@Samfry523]

“At least the Meg is nice enough to pop its fin up so you know exactly where it was”. Except that’s a thing that all sharks do. And it has an actual purpose. It basically helps them figure out which direction they need to go in to look for prey by using scent particles in the air which are dragged down under the water in air bubbles by their dorsal fin.

[@fatzothefatbearroblox6678]

Ok nerd

[@skid613]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 how about u go find some maidens

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 No bitches?

[@sweatyfreddy7151]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 you have roblox in your username. This means you are automatically wrong no matter what you say

[@themarinefan]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 ok roblox guy, you totally have a stake in calling someone a nerd.

[@UnrealEntGaming]

They're going to milk a sequel regardless

[@farfromirrational]

It's really sad that people are so stupid and starving for escapes from life that 90% of movies being crap is just expected. It's like films are rated based on what's in theaters instead of overall value, and people are going to go to the movies wether there's anything good or not so the majority of the industry is just making movies because they know they'll make money....knowing it will suck.

[@Lark88]

I hope so, this was a masterpiece XD I can imagine sitting with my grandchildren watching The Meg part 10: The Meggenning: Electric Boogaloo II.

[@Uzarran]

Hopefully the shark has lasers for it.

[@timewarpdrive77]

rhino milk in fact

[@54blewis]

Not if I cut the cables to the elevator the producers are using...!!

[@jchen8902]

1:23 Actually, as a Chinese person, i can tell you that the Chinese language is super subjective. Not only did he say nonsense, but he also said it with the wrong intonation. In Mandarin, many words sound the same so you have to rely on the context to decipher what is being said. Like the word jiàn can mean more than 10 things, and though it sounds the same the writing of the word itself is not the same depending on the meaning. Not to mention that many Chinese words are two words plus and only mean something when put together. So he was saying one word with the wrong intonation and the wrong meaning. He's basically saying "Yo byud sme good clem." Do you understand that? Yeah, me neither. P.S. also, the actress didn't say "did you understand a word of that?" She said "his (speaking) is so strange". Which kinda has the same meaning but not really.

[@Furnus105]

@Jade Lin Lee Chen this is exactly what i was thinking too

[@luzillejamia9155]

Thank you for commenting this I was trying to explain it to my friend HAHAHHA

[@rasberryiceify]

It frustrates me when a film with that much budget can’t even translate a sentence properly. “His speaking is so strange” makes much more sense

[@LadyLoin]

I've noticed that the English language also has a lot of that, that one word can mean many different things. I'm not comparing it in any way to Mandarin, I've heard that Mandarin is a very difficult language to learn. But I just noticed that the English language has a lot of words with different meanings. My first language is Swedish and yes we have strange things in our language as well haha, but I feel like we have more "words" than English does, poor explanation but hopefully you get what I mean. There's one example haha, "mean"..."You get what I mean"..."You are so mean!". Same word, two different meanings :)

[@envix133]

Thank you for informing me kn that, because you know what that means... DING...+10 sins.

[@nisha___3805]

Also how did the shark manage to get so close to the shore . Surely it's not as deep

[@sparkymahoney4343]

Not necessarily. There's plenty of places where the drop off is really steep really close to shore.

[@nisha___3805]

@@sparkymahoney4343 true but think about it . It's a megalodon it needs super deep water. Even if the water drooped down its wouldn't be deep enough

[@izukatz]

@@nisha___3805 exactly. I mean can't this thing be twice the size as whales??

[@shivampatel8312]

Lol I thought bout that too but then this is a movie

[@supereststinger]

that is... a very good point DING

[@annaz8672]

The woman in the beginning actually said "His accent is so weird" and I am chinese and I couldn't understand a word that guy was saying.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

@@user-ga5fne3h I'm chinese and there are many variations of chinese.

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@Bluefur-eg9gd bruh a language being confusing will not seem confusing to people who it is native to

[@lizzyelisabeth6797]

Thank you for clearing that up, I always thought it was a bit odd

[@sram37692]

No one gonna mention how he escapes the water by holding on to the turbines? That’s dangerous

[@prisonmike6886]

He literally came face to face with a prehistoric killer shark

[@kbyrnenc]

I'd like this but it is at 169 likes.

[@vl4eva]

Right?

[@RecruitedAndrew]

i mean he was getting attacked by a fucking 70 foot shark

[@kayla_yt9584]

@@RecruitedAndrew 60 foot to correct u

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Friend: Is he bald? Me: Yes Friend: Is he usually an untouchable badass in movies? Me: Yes Friend: So Dwayne Johnson? Me: Well yes, but actually no. It's Jason Statham, same guy, different parents. Friend: That's a fact.

[@HeyItsHexcal]

I see you EVERYWHERE!

[@burninggrapes9815]

Is there any video you haven't commented on?

[@chicken595]

I love this guy

[@jaredgooding7748]

@@CadmeanLotus if all I had to do was wear a tutu to get millions 👀🧐 you'll see me in said tutu

[@vezzarn]

COOL STORY

[@sarahbell8886]

I love this movie . I know it's stupid, and that's why I love it . Sometimes, it's nice to just go along with it, lol

[@DirectorsChoice]

SAME 😂😂

[@LukeFaulkner]

*Word on the street is the sequel will be directed by Peter Griffin and called "Big Meg"*

[@bridgepointgroup]

lol

[@foxcorporation]

shut up meg

[@thecatholicchurch]

Big jaws reference ftw

[@dupontofficial]

made me laugh thanks

[@BDigga-in2cr]

Luke Faulkner big chungus

[@mikesteelheart]

Jason Statham drinks beer all day but still manages to have 6-pack abs...

[@Onarbeon]

mikesteelheart even thor couldnt do that

[@ahrress9346]

Thor wishes he was Jason Statham

[@Restrictted]

It's just this here. If you ain't afraid of Chuck Norris, then the beer belly is scared of you.

[@ShirahShah]

@@ahrress9346 was just about to say that..

[@alexandergapour1253]

Alcohol doesn't make you gain weight

[@nightmarefiles1]

I have an ex girlfriend named Meg and this could go for her also.

[@wrxhex]

Nightmare Files shut up Meg

[@elliottrusso1203]

Same lmao

[@DYLANKNAPP94]

Family Giy sjoulda killed her off long ago....

[@taylasworld4034]

Lol

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Did she act like a Meg?

[@scout9593]

I would pay a hundred dollars to see this movie but ten minutes in, when the Meg shows up, it just gets completely steamrolled by the navy.

[@nightmarestarofthunderclan8545]

Hey, Jeremy, if you’re questioning how some huge monster underwater can sneak up on you, Watch any Subnatica playthrough or play it yourself, it is SCARILY easy to do

[@loganmcallister4635]

Fuck those ghost leviathans, ptsd man

[@xenoviperxx1214]

Reaper leviathan got me off guard

[@sydneydavis6691]

@@xenoviperxx1214 Lol, they're the bane of my existence

[@xenoviperxx1214]

@@sydneydavis6691 I like the ghost leviathan the best tho

[@DudemenProHI]

Its different they have a radar

[@ItsJJOLO]

_Everything wrong with 2018 KZbin rewind in 16 minutes or less._

[@kyra8105]

JJOLO xx “30 seconds or less” “Pretty much everything”

[@eliac]

You would need more than a day to point out every individual thing wrong with KZbin rewind. But you can also just sum it up by saying. EVERYTHING IS A SIN IN KZbin REWIND 2018

[@mike-fr2vf]

Add a sin for every single second in that accursed rewind.

[@Necktwisterz]

It would take a lot longer then just 16 minutes lol

[@snail2426]

*Everything is wrong with KZbin Rewind. Period.

[@hushpuppy2]

"Black comic relief guy" should be a cliché by this point.

[@_XR40_]

It was a cliche in the 1950s....

[@hushpuppy2]

@@_XR40_ well he hasn't used it yet

[@_XR40_]

@@hushpuppy2 Probably afraid of "racism" accusations, but look into old movies with Bob Hope, Jack Benny, etc...

[@hushpuppy2]

@@_XR40_ true, he is a liberal

[@hushpuppy2]

@Ndinku N'Jadaka true

[@derekrockstoysw7837]

Fun fact: the Megalodon shark species were coastal-roaming animals. The entire point of the movie is “we found the last Megalodon living inside of the deepest parts of the ocean”. The real-life facts pretty much disprove the entire point of the movie. These people would’ve known about the Megalodon being alive still like several years, if not decades, ago.

[@BioWorkAgency]

It also would die in the deep due to starvation.

[@zJoriz]

God I love these quotes. From "Surely there are more Jason Stathams" to "It might be the too soonest 'too soon' ever too sooned". Stellar work.

[@nickpetta5724]

It looks like Dwight finally got that raise since he is now a billionaire lol

[@davidbennett1357]

He's now the assistant TO the CEO of a fortune five hundred company......

[@stevejohns74]

He hasn't told you his salary yet...eighty THOUSAND dollars a year.

[@zooniba]

Zxzi r/whoosh

[@RichARock]

@@zooniba ????? I even deleted my comment since no one is old enough to get the joke I made ;-;

[@rock3tcatU233]

Knock knock...

[@АлексПетков-д3е]

+1 sin for: When the shark jumped in the air with Jason falling from that height on your back wold be like falling from a five story building!

[@elykspuz6596]

The surface tension is broken by the shark

[@АлексПетков-д3е]

Ok you got a point

[@420mralucard]

@@elykspuz6596 Surface tension isn't what will kill you here. Water is too dense to move quickly out of the way when you hit it from that height with that speed, you would be jello regardless just from the sudden deceleration.

[@insertname2911]

@@420mralucard totally didnt know

[@riggs20]

It’s Jason Statham though. The laws of physics don’t apply. 😀

[@___play.boy___4180]

The Samuel L Jackson scene is my favorite water disaster movie scene. I've also noticed that these deep see disaster movies seem to have a theme of having a benefactor that doesn't really understand what's going on yet still has some arbitrary reason to visit a research facility or whatever just in time for this disastrous event to take place lol.

[@EllieBergeron92]

7:36 For some reason, "it's already proven agressive towards boats" is the funniest line I've ever heard.

[@homefront1999]

14:08 The shark is way to close to the beach, At that point, it'd be beaching itself. Especially a Shark that size.

[@senllysamuel2733]

Isaiah Belter ikr

[@user-rx1up7jz2g]

That’s what I thoughttt

[@aeliushollows4856]

sharks can get up to 2 ft of water

[@sharketeer1569]

Aelius Hollows I was literally just about to say that

[@aeliushollows4856]

@@sharketeer1569 cool?

[@thebystander1636]

"Why can't the anguished hero be a blue collared worker doing normal work" Sins Pacific Rim: Sins anguished hero Jax Teller for working blue collar construction job after losing brother in Jager. Ding

[@uncannyvalley2350]

Damn, sinning the sinners?

[@Bigkahkistan]

holy shit epic callout post ^^

[@uncannyvalley2350]

@Forsaken Pumpkin hey champ, did you ever consider it was you who was being brainwashed? "An Aryan Semitic alliance to create a superior caucasian race" Benjamin Disraeli, UK PM 1890, Nordic Nazis and Slavic Bolsheviks in an alliance under the Holy Roman Empire, continuing the crusades because a monopoly over energy and trade is possible by controlling the same territory of Assyrian Babylon, of the hellenic age, hence the zeus worship. #OccultExplained #AryanIndoAryan alliance #MasonicFuhrer realitybloger.wordpress.com/2014/01/13/how-all-presidents-are-related-to-king-john/ www.mintpressnews.com/trump-clinton-refuse-explain-share-address-delaware/215907/ www.veteranstoday.com/2016/06/25/islamophobia-a-zionist-run-industry/ nationalvanguard.org/2016/05/israel-is-the-organ-harvesting-and-human-trafficking-capital-of-the-world/ www.thedailybeast.com/how-youtube-pulled-these-men-down-a-vortex-of-far-right-hate www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-admin-gave-green-light-nuclear-permits-saudi-arabia-after-n1013826 dailycaller.com/2016/03/02/this-little-known-trump-soros-connection-will-surprise-you/ www.scottsantens.com/is-it-actually-possible-to-live-on-a-basic-income-of-12000-per-year-in-the-united-states www.strategic-culture.org/news/2018/05/23/when-43-americans-cant-pay-for-food-and-rent-we-can-safely-say-economic-collapse-here/ mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/study-by-mit-economist-u-s-has-regressed-to-a-third-world-nation-for-most-of-its-citizens-Sb5A5HZ1rUiXavZapos30g

[@pdw8635]

Dash Rendar and in x men origins:Wolverine, Logan is a lumberjack. In my opinion, can’t get any more blue collar than that.

[@colewilder7353]

@Forsaken Pumpkin ummm sure?

[@rogueraven2531]

Yorkies are actually pretty good swimmers and can tread (still) water for up to 20-30 minuets at a time depending on their age and fitness level so it’s possible for the dog to have lived. Possible, but not likely.

[@ZachChoi]

Next movie on trending: The Meg vs Godzilla

[@the_stolen_show]

Zach Choi ASMR I’d watch that

[@thatoneguy444]

Godzilla won... Godzilla gets out of water. Meg jumps to him Godzilla gets him Godzilla uses atomic breath... The end

[@yaxiongzhao6640]

How a goldfish challenge a man?

[@sausagerobbery8215]

You mean *MEG* GRIFFIN

[@flakdat]

Godzilla probably would’ve stepped on the Meg

[@fersoria826]

My biggest problem was the second shark didn’t have a consistent size, When eatin the baby mega it looked fking huge but when attacking the people on the those wooden floating thinks it just looked like a big shark. Only way I can watch this movie and not feel stupid is to say it’s a comedy.

[@Galiant2010]

It's a summer action movie. A lot of those are just about high adrenaline action scenes with mediocre writing. When you understand that it makes it easier to watch those kinds of movies.

[@SnowblindOtter]

My biggest problem is that it didn't have the two sharks fucking at the end, like the equally shitty book it's based on.

[@thegianttroll2423]

Fer Soria fact

[@aprildannettegosa5381]

@@SnowblindOtter why would it do that with its baby ?

[@SnowblindOtter]

I was making a point that the movie was so bad it couldn't even look good next to its source material.

[@bobthebigorangeballoond1575]

“So, all of these boats have been eaten by a giant shark so what do we do?” “Let’s go in a boat.” .__. ._____. ._____________.

[@nobueshimizutani266]

BobTheBigOrangeBalloon :D

[@thefreddyshow9144]

Because f**k logic

[@amanibob1416]

T'was that, or the Kraken, power of friendship and/or love, assembly-ing the Avengers, the Eagles, or the Prometheus school of... Ps: At least they didn't end it with an Bay'splosion... Wait!

[@DergGamin]

I think I may know why the meg attacked the boy in the bubble. For 1, it had more centralized and concentrated vibrations, instead of the independent paddling of the individual people, and some sharks do use the electrical pulses to track their prey in the deep water, so maybe the static electricity hinted the meg

[@zephyr1249]

You missed one. When Lori is stabbed by the screwdriver, it pierces her left side. Later, Heller says the screwdriver just barely missed her liver. But... the liver is on the right side of the body. And she got stabbed in the left. So I think whatever school gave Heller his medical degree should take it back

[@rohanpotdar908]

Simple explanation-the filmmakers just left out the fact that she has situs inversitus.

[@JPOsborne905]

There is a Megalodon in that water right now. Rainn Wilson: *Shut up Jim! Don't try to trick me!*

[@RozekillDeadFlower]

MICHAEL!

[@owenhesdon9276]

Natasha Thomas oh that’s funny.........Michael!

[@devinwarf9615]

You missed a massive sin. Around 1/4 to 1/3 the way down to the bottom of the ocean there is no light. It becomes pitch black. Yet there is ambionic light at the floor. It's better lighted than avatar's pandora at night.

[@devinwarf9615]

@@flashedstreet5138 true dat

[@dawson1787]

Why are you so smart omg

[@MrBlackReviews]

Flashes on the Streets yes for that sin!

[@davidhenry1622]

Ha!

[@hiyoise]

DawsonBeep Gaming thats basic knowledge buddy..

[@CLUMSY101]

If you paid attention to the shark's size,, it changed from time to time depends on plot

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

When the dog was seen to still be alive, I kid you not the entire theater burst into applause

[@fatdelinquent85]

you have to live in dumbass-central then.... get outta there !

[@joejitsu034]

100% you’re American. Only Americans do that!

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

@@joejitsu034 I confess! Where are you from?

[@joejitsu034]

Sophie the Jedi Knight England mate. Here we only cheer at the football or when yet another Hollywood ‘Star’ turns out to be a pervert lol

[@donflamingo8375]

Ya mean soccer right?

[@unvoicedguide3752]

Did anyone else notice that jonas broke the glass on the submarine even though its supposed to be so strong that it can withstand the pressure of the ocean?

[@nateofalltrades1448]

Well it was already mostly broken up and water was pouring into the submarine so I think it might have been compromised enough for that to happen

[@Dargonhuman]

It might be strong enough to withstand the pressure of the ocean, but not a full on Statham-kick! But, realistically speaking, something that's designed to withstand steady external pressure pushing in from the outside doesn't necessarily mean it's equally resistant to sudden, focused internal impacts. In fact, in a lot of cases, that kind of design makes the object more susceptible to internal impacts as its structural integrity is often dependent on the external pressure being even and constant; a sudden shift of the distribution of that pressure - i.e. a strong kick on the inside - could be enough to destabilize the entire dome and cause more pressure on one area than another resulting in catastrophic failure. Now, whether a human could put enough power behind such a kick to cause that kind of failure is the real question.

[@Darthmgtow]

That's because he never missed leg training day...

[@danielphantom5949]

Dargonhuman thank you for that knowledge, God bless yoh

[@oldleatherhandsfriends4053]

real deep sea subs don't use glass, so its bullshit anyway.

[@jacobkleinert486]

If there was a species of shark that’s lived in pitch black darkness for millions of years wouldn’t It devolve eyes since it had no use for them? Also lets say it just evolved the ability to have great vision in darkness, then wouldn’t the sunlight irritate it and keep it from going near the surface? I mean seeing sunlight (and a lot of it) after that long living in darkness would probably bug the shark a little bit don’t you think.

[@LeolaGlamour]

jacob kleinert I didn’t get how it could live in a higher surface anyways, even with the temperature change that was only going up, once it got up wouldn’t it be uncomfortable?

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

What if the shark was a waman? They can't hit a waman because You must respect waman

[@abderian9271]

Danielle Wasn’t the temperature at the bottom really hot? That might be a possible explanation.

[@GeorgeRoot3]

All of this is exactly why the books are so much better. While it is difficult to apply logic to something like a meg, the books at least try to make sense.

[@pilotlist6276]

@@LeolaGlamour also the fact the intense pressure change would probably drive the shark away

[@violetadams4428]

Hey Jeremy, Marine Biology student here. When tracking things under water, sonar is used. Not radar. And water pressure causes your body to compress/implode but not combust. As combustion involves fire and heat sources. So this is two sins for you DING!

[@tarynwallace6155]

Missed line...."Shut up Meg" why wasn't that EVER SAID!!!???

[@RikoJAmado]

That should have been the Final punishment!

[@alvexok5523]

@@RikoJAmado Jeremy should've said "Shut up The Meg" at a moment when he finally got tired of all the sins of this movie

[@cassiehigginson6842]

I didn't even think about that

[@acemarvel1564]

Pop culture reference jokes are stupid to be honest

[@_Cleveland_]

Because people can be brainless sometimes.

[@InhaledOxygen]

*Marine Biologists are typing*

[@-ari6837]

*woah! Adam, relax bud*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Thanks CinemaSins, I don't have to waste any money actually watching movies in theaters nowadays because I just wait for you guys to release an entertaining summary of it.

[@liveactionlink8736]

If that's true, it's sad

[@addoli3000]

TsarSamuil if you can call them critical half there sins are bullshit

[@cypresswillow2591]

Cinemasins and Honest Trailer.

[@MrBenpurvis]

It was a terrible movie so good call

[@cypresswillow2591]

TsarSamuil : right. CS is here to SIN or point out the scenes that dont make sense altogether, nitpicking or whatever you call it, for entertainment and satire movie review. nonetheless, you can still like the movies or not. Still, CS is like a free taste if it gets you interested to see the whole movie.

[@Mark_o_Helm]

1:41 I'm pretty sure when Jonas split the subs, the bigger one experienced air decompression, followed by structural and mechanical failure and then it exploded. He triggered the explosion. 5:02 How can she make it to this depth with a ship with a glas globe cockpit, when the ship she is trying to rescue relays on cameras and screens and only has very tiny windows?

[@lllll5763]

This man is worrying about lawsuits but spent 1.3 billion on a single research project he knew hardly anything about... what

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

“We’re gonna f**k later” coffee. I’m in tears

[@mypal1990]

*Chris: shut up Meg!*

[@j.h2968]

Beat me to it

[@Sparkle5fanboy]

I Think CinemaSins should be sinned for not including that joke

[@kaijucifer3544]

I think you all should be sinned for saying this tired excuse of a joke that was overused in the first week of the trailer for this movie. Besides, the novel pre dates Family Guy anyhow.

[@balazsvilaga8040]

great response :)

[@steviemaster]

the first thing i had in my head when i herad the filmtitle

[@Chazzyfield]

All these years later, and this movie continues to be a guilty pleasure of mine. Now, the sequel, on the other hand... 😰

[@kerimalpkarahan5211]

Anyone else watch cinemasins if they didn’t watch the movie

[@benx101cool5]

kerimalp karahan yep, I never saw Ferdinand, but I saw cinemasins of it

[@rainydaymoths1631]

kerimalp karahan lol me

[@64CSAR]

Yawsss it’s like my “just making sure I actually wanna watch this movie” probe

[@eqs1782]

Yes

[@claraashdown2176]

Yes

[@squishycoveswena]

This movie was like one of those SYFY made for TV movies, but they had more money for special effects.

[@antwanscott97]

And it was actually good...not best movie of the year, but its the best Shark movie since The Shallows...not saying much tho

[@WillOnCode]

Paige Dillon yep

[@WillOnCode]

Antoine Scott umm this was the only shark movie since the shallows and that movie was alright just alright like this one

[@antwanscott97]

@@WillOnCode Blake Lively made The Shallows fun and The Meg is basically a reverse Jaws, but if it was cheesy and had a $100 million budget.

[@Shnazzzy]

Wtf is syfy?

[@corbingross919]

The dog survived because he was the goodest boy

[@kevk9306]

No that wasn't a dog just an oversized rat

[@I-didnt-ask-you]

Boomer will live.

[@flappycat_2127]

Wasn’t the dog a girl?

[@michaelpomales8021]

This is a Shark movie not a John Wick Movie

[@kizen1632]

the dog only survived because they need that glorious shot of jonas staring at it when he was rescued, and also THE PLOT DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!!

[@scottrogers9723]

The sin of spending money on research without knowing the end game happens enough in real life that it shouldn't be counted as a sin lol

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

Yeah, but 1.3 billion? That's the sin.

[@joshuaadelberg1782]

Are we just not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally suffocate if it went into shallow water like it did during the beach scene?

[@maefromnitw]

Are we not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally break that glass a lot quicker than the movie depicted it to?

[@monistermat2093]

Are we just not going to sin that the shark mouth change sizes every scene

[@duckcoo-i9k]

@@monistermat2093 YES

[@baricade47]

Gills aren't like lungs so, it wouldn't...

[@rolltide727]

Joshua Adelberg ...despite the fact the Megalodon not only lived but thrived in shallow water environments during the time it lived?

[@sethbisschop140]

There’s always a bigger fish - Qui-Gon Jinn

[@lawrencefuller8841]

Agreed.

[@SheshKapush]

@@lawrencefuller8841 but what about the droid attack on the wookies

[@HuntressHashi]

damnit, Qui-Gon!

[@ok-ih9rp]

10:27 'The Meg' was bleeding because it was killed, so the actual Meg might've been close and could sense the blood. I mean it is big after all.

[@lovefunkrockmusic]

Purely fiction. There is no way one could out swim a megalodon. There is no way he could kill a meg if it exists

[@papaoso8340]

@@lovefunkrockmusic except my little trust worthy A10-warhog

[@sylentnote]

@@thepuffinlord exactly! Besides, it’s a movie. Not EVERY LITTLR THING has to make sense

[@floseatyard8063]

@@sylentnote it does if you care about the plot otherwise it sounds like a 8 yo made a serious looking movie that actually makes no sense

[@sylentnote]

@@floseatyard8063 thats true. But still lol. They had to make a movie so they ignored those other solutions. But yeah it is kind of a stupid movie. A worse version of jaws

[@meldalaskauskaite4695]

I love his cruel and funny criticism and it feels like he's always angry 😂

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Wouldn’t it be awesome if they defeated the Meg by “sciencing” a bunch of nearby sharks into ripping the thing to pieces? Or if the band of sharks just suddenly did that? It would’ve painted sharks as heroes in a shark movie! That would be unheard of!

[@rosemaryjones5550]

That’s empire of the sharks ending

[@elipothesarcosuchus8758]

Don't you have something even more unrealistic?

[@andrewanderson4579]

@@elipothesarcosuchus8758 if there were Blue sharks it wouldn't be that unrealistic. Pack hunters like that will take down bigger predators like that.

[@Scottocaster6668]

That's "Sharkist!"

[@mikeljackson9192]

Yeah! Just intimidate the alpha shark so they make you the Aloha then ride a motorcycle thru the jungle to hunt the Megalodon!

[@frae1406]

1:32 was a translation error, she actually comments that "His accent is very strange"

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

Either way, it's still a movie sin. He said words in a strange order, she should have still understood. If I said a load of words in a random order, you'd know what I was saying. If I said "hello dog moon mountain clouds" you'd understand the words, it just doesn't make sense.

[@Galiant2010]

@@jjwp-ql5rv When it's typed out it's easy to think that. But let's type your thing out, phonetically, as it could be with an accent. Hetodug moomontin clau. Just because you can read the words someone typed up doesn't mean you could understand the words when spoken out loud with an accent. I took French for several years and we had to give speeches in French to our teacher as tests, as well as write it out so we could show our understanding of both verbal pronunciation and written conjugation. There were times where she wouldn't understand our speech but the writing would be good, even though we were just reading the writing out loud.

[@livelyoh8816]

@@Galiant2010 You said it!

[@ash6333]

Everything wrong with the meg *shows the whole movie*

[@graythesimp1628]

I actually think it’s good

[@timmyt2697]

Thor Odinson no you are wrong

[@alanwatts8239]

No, you're all wrong. Stop arguing over petty s***, it's just a fkn movie.

[@theo9706]

It’s not very good but at least it’s entertaining

[@sawdust1898]

ItsThe Dream it’s good because it’s bad

[@Some_Guy6]

How to stop the Meg = Let Peter Griffin yell : SHUT UP MEG! at it and fart on it's nose.

[@yungshabby1547]

I literally can't watch movies without Sinning a couple scenes in my head

[@morellelewis1800]

I do it whenever I hear the Wilhelm scream and whenever they say the title of the movie

[@WilliamBlakeHall]

I constantly say "he survived this"

[@teaoftheworld8942]

(Blank) Ex machina

[@lisamortini8567]

I do the "roll, credits!" a lot...

[@render4270]

"You got to take a look at this cliché"

[@gdolphinz7486]

*Ding* She did not say “Did you understand a word of that?” She said “His accent is very weird” in chinese *+1 Sin for using Google translate*

[@Rechard1107]

*his accent

[@gdolphinz7486]

Raff Zh. Yeah thx

[@unicornseatsparkles9514]

This movie is a guilty pleasure for me. I know it's stupid, but god damn is it fun to watch.

[@AngelAngel-um3dp]

Fabio Kaya damn toxic

[@paigeswan7768]

Agreed

[@TheDrKnives]

That is essentially what this movie is. A ridiculous dumb movie that is a good time. No big meaning, no hidden message, just Stathem vs a giant shark.

[@vemora7724]

One part I thought the dog..was gonna die..😅(Im sorry if I gave out a spoiler but this video is a spoiler all together.)

[@DragonspineInfiniteZero]

your time and money would be better spend on shark attack 3 megalodon but get the 6-movie pack it comes in cause the stand alone dvd is WAY over priced

[@petep5207]

The biggest plot fail is asking us to believe a divorced man would rescue his ex-wife from the bottom of the sea.

[@overgrownghost]

"...but semantics," is the Cinema Sins version of "but go off ig" 😂😂

[@HenWangOfficial]

The branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning. There are a number of branches and subbranches of semantics, including formal semantics, which studies the logical aspects of meaning, such as sense, reference, implication, and logical form, lexical semantics, which studies word meanings and word relations, and conceptual semantics, which studies the cognitive structure of meaning.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@HenWangOfficial Okay so I'm gonna go ahead and sin that.

[@AD-cy4vj]

Ig?

[@gtolliver15]

A D I guess

[@AD-cy4vj]

@@gtolliver15 oooooh

[@boomboone47]

“That’s a conversation that happened” lmao lmao lmao

[@gayfrog8642]

Sin for shared trauma leading to the two characters wanting to bang. "Oh you know how I was almost eaten whole by a giant shark? Well you were almost eaten by the same shark! So I love you!"

[@CinnabarCereal]

That's just about every love story ever at this point.

[@Gigglegal320]

Insert "still a better love story than Twilight" meme hahaha

[@zixout4363]

“Shut up Meg”

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

[@gildarmesh3809]

*blows raspberry*

[@benabramowitz18]

“Oh my God, it’s Big Jaws!”

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

*HALP MEH UNDERSTAND*

[@appleappington7346]

Is that a trials of Apollo reference?

[@BadV00d00z]

Hey look a well built sub, it even survives getting beat on by a meg.

[@keithmwangovya8765]

Meg isn't Mila Kunis in this scene *ding*

[@aauhsojj]

Time frame?

[@Cristopher.C]

Shut up, Meg.

[@PalataoBola0]

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[@AmazingMilkman.]

Keith Mwangovya shut up,meg

[@ARC--ij5oz]

Keith Mwangovya shut up meg

[@UnrealEntGaming]

Who else thinks this movie was rushed towards the end?

[@GoonieLord]

Burn it with holy fire then dose it with holy gas and bust out the holy weenies

[@GoonieLord]

@Johnny Dominguez the book is way better it has 6 parts and tells how these sharks survived!!

[@icedcxffee2159]

Yeah... Kinda sad

[@ToyInsanity]

Question: What kind of shark is best?

[@brainfulify]

The entire movie sucked.

[@JCArules13]

I can't believe you passed up the Finding Nemo joke.

[@ozdude2212]

JCArules13 nooooo joke *S*

[@memz5220]

Escapé

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

[@playkawaii2104]

The JOY i got from hearing him say costa rica at 0:52

[@dr.bright6272]

This mom didn't even notice her daughter was gone until after the Meg bit the glass, and only one of the people felt the base shake.

[@spencerberg7477]

You know a movie is awful when you can watch it on a plane only a month after it left theaters

[@keetinlong6330]

Spencer Berg seriously?

[@mirukiruuu]

@@keetinlong6330 I flew to Frankfurt yesterday and watched this movie on the plane. it really is bad and boring

[@captainofthes.saggressive2129]

Oof

[@fraser2636]

Spencer Berg Yeah I watched it on a plane around a month after it was released at theatres as well

[@Lance_Lionroar]

@@mirukiruuu What anime is your profile picture from?

[@ShadowAkatora]

7:05 - So the giant shark just ate three boats, what should we do? - Take another boat out to it of course!

[@GuntherWenk]

I actually thought that to myself watching this.

[@jessicaemery3934]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

[@iwantagooddoujin6917]

DING!

[@CruiseBro16]

13:05 Anyone else remember pippin from jaws, like you know he was fetching a stick

[@benabramowitz18]

TIRED: “Shut up, Meg!” WIRED: “Oh my God, it’s Big Jaws!”

[@mgpnoahp]

How the fuck you did you post this 20 hours ago

[@crocodileguy4319]

Subscribe to stampylonghead

[@flores8980]

@@mgpnoahp yeah

[@AXEisHERE-r1j]

How the hell was this comment made 21 hours ago!?!

[@dakotatrujillo2178]

Big jaws 2: bigger jaws Where the humans have to team up with big jaws to fight bigger jaws