Everything Wrong With Bloodshot In 17 Minutes Or Less

[@eliack95]

Vin Diesel has been playing Vin Diesel in all his movies for the past 15 years

[@shadotarot]

Ok, now imagine him, Tom Cruise and Will Smith in the same movie. 😂

[@Cobblerfiend]

@@shadotarot add Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken

[@trevorlaserna9144]

what about groot?

[@josephbassey1501]

I wish I could play myself and make some good money too. Easiest career path ever

[@jrob4795]

The Rock and RDJ

[@eradian1]

"What about Lazarus-- that dude from the bible that Jesus raised from the-- WHAT ABOUT JESUS?!?!" Best line in a long time, I got tears from laughing too much

[@Dargonhuman]

It was that half second pause right before "WHAT ABOUT JESUS?!?!?!" that sold that line, like it legit felt like he *just* realized that halfway through the sentence. It's great jokes like this that keep me coming back to this channel.

[@iplaysdrums]

I also laughed out loud for a very long time. Ten thumbs up!

[@NickyGo22]

It was a beautiful

[@marlonthomas2713]

I love the Covid joke and the reaction to the movies release date.

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

By far the best part of the video

[@meowdy3362]

As the years go on I hear more and more distress in Jeremy’s voice with a sin he’s extra passionate about. “What about JEsuS”

[@kailynthompson8693]

My brain immediately thought: "There's only one race- the human race." *slap* What about NaScAR

[@waszzzzz]

I'm glad he removed a sin for the "I need real friends" scene that had me cracking up!

[@FnRenner]

I say that to my dogs everyday. I should be able to get in to heaven for free pretty damn soon!

[@bossgaming-sv7bb]

@@FnRenner wqqww

[@nekmewxelagrowing6432]

@@bossgaming-sv7bb wqqww?...

[@ErebosGR]

11:38 This is a defamatory attack against open source software. Being open source doesn't make it less secure. Actually, the transparency of code makes it MOST secure because any potential vulnerabilities can be detected and patched up a lot faster. If something is proprietary, it's immediately less secure. Countless applications and most operating systems today make use of open source code.

[@mawe9878]

But it meant they couldn't lock him out of the code later. Because it was HIS code and that's definitely how code works.

[@benpatterson4452]

I was watching that "Flour in the tunnel " scene and wondering if the combustibility of flour was going to be pointed out. If you want to see how bad a flour explosion can be, look up grain mill explosions. In at least a couple cases, they have been caused by a spark, from an ungreased conveyor belt bearing.

[@toshiro-_-4240]

I was literally just about to say that too.😂

[@stormtempterf8058]

Never saw the movie, but the very instant this review showed them lighting flares I was like, what in the lemon scented hell do they think they are doing?!?!?

[@Levi-xb5sz]

@@toshiro-_-4240 also the great fire of London was caused by a flour fire (1666)

[@Turidus]

When the scene started, I totally expected the movie to do something with that. In fact, I expected a massive explosion down the line. But that would have been semi clever ...

[@thechroniclesofyourmom9312]

This is exactly what I came to the comment section for. Good looking out 👌

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

That flour scene needed more sins. I mean it was telegraphed and i was waiting for the giant explosion to kill them all and was convinced that was the plan, and then it never happens! Even Black Butler Book of Circus had a flour explosion. Myth Busters went over the flour mill explosions. God, who doesn't know this.

[@zeobide]

Something like this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJu1ZKuEh8p1Y5Y

[@ejkk9513]

Flour is not flammable unless it is sprinkled over fire. You can have a pile of flour and because inside that pile oxygen is low therefore rendering it inert. You can't just throw a flame on flour and expect it to combust. It's not gasoline or anything..

[@LecherousCthulhu]

​@@ejkk9513​ I get what you're saying, but no one in that situation is finding it hard to breath. So the flour would have enough oxygen to light if a heat source is present. So while there wouldn't be an explosion there would be something similar to his youtube video when the road flairs are lit kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoG1eYSPnZ2DpM0

[@michaeldmorrison]

The Equalizer 2 also did the flour thing, I get it has to be powdered and in the air, but it sure seemed like it was in the tunnel.

[@Maevola]

@@ejkk9513 Indeed it isnt. But a) They are moving around in it, they are even fighting in it. So i think it is fair to say there will be flour all over the place. b) There are flares everywhere. Just kick a cloud of flour into one and it would probaply do the trick.

[@jonathanjoestar1938]

You missed his best catchphrase: Welcome to the Xander zone!

[@seb24789]

"Superman"

[@ken10man87]

“You keep what you kill”

[@M3ikz]

What about I am groot?

[@Shakerthebasser]

I have never laughed so hard for CinemaSins but it's even more hilarious when you have whiskey and pizza!!!

[@milestrombley1466]

"Don't know who you're f**king with."

[@matthewg4756]

“WHAT ABOUT JESUS” I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard when he said that 3:17

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok Mando

[@infinitepotential9190]

That’s what made me laugh so hard

[@moistfungus3780]

They have to use slow mo so much because Vin Diesel actually moves at twice the human speed.

[@_CharlieH]

Oof

[@jsphotos8594]

Because family

[@FedericoLucchi]

Pretty sure it's the other way round... it looks like slow-mo because Diesel can't move around his fake muscles fast enough...

[@vastotales4431]

This could have been an Netflix exclusive and nobody would have known the difference

[@okinkay7061]

True

[@tylerhackner9731]

Right?! They could’ve just kept it as that

[@fuzzymcwazzy1293]

Nah if this was Netflix it would have been much more violent and gotten a proper adaptation

[@Kriss25Toku]

shut up

[@JW--dc8ri]

Netflix would have been better

[@RatchetBookClub]

Something else that needs a sin but can't: When the trailer for this was shown in the movie theaters, they revealed the big surprise of the film, leaving you with only Vin Diesel and flour power to look forward to.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

What's the big surprise?

[@user-73a]

what's the big surprise?

[@rimurutempest4945]

That his flashbacks were fake and they’re just using him repeatedly

[@krbilon7067]

30 bucks, wow that is alot we pay like 9 dollars for a movie ticket for the first week then the price reduces as time goes by

[@Isaackariuki775]

Yes. As a Kenyan, we are highly connected in terms of communication and digital platforms.

[@1NavyLT]

Exactly!!! Kenya is very well connected.

[@mikerodrigues9822]

Tbh without have to write an article to uni, which I chose to be M-Pesa, I wouldnt know it. We need more people informing how African countries are today to destroy the "perpetual civil war, corruption and racism only" vision outsiders have.

[@berengustav7714]

@@mikerodrigues9822 thanks for the enlightenment.

[@AverageJoe483]

Yeah I lived in Nairobi for a bit . Lovely city and great people !!! Really love it there!!!!

[@olatundeawotunde4255]

Yes! literally every home has a satellite dish

[@SweetestSinEternity]

"WHAT ABOUT JESUS?!?" The unholy laugh that escaped my body

[@keylacmckemp1309]

You and me both

[@mcdonalds5972]

"Oscar Pistorius, the prosthetic-legged assassin." *So, Oscar Pistorius?*

[@michaelbennett8924]

Lol that's dark

[@mawe9878]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@unknownid9276]

The fact this is the first time hearing about this movie says a lot

[@makeda6530]

I think I literally saw a commercial for it once or twice.

[@thehallowayboys]

It was only in theaters for about 4 days thanks to corona

[@d.n.3652]

UnknowniD I didn’t hear about it until a few weeks ago when my mom got this movie from red box

[@miselneral]

Its actually not that bad

[@handsomest1]

LIAR

[@RileauxLifts]

“Vin Diesel plays himself or a character who acts like him in a sub-par action movie.” Cliche

[@wolveraspeaks]

YOU WERE JUST FIRED!!

[@TheWarmachine375]

Go back to being Groot!

[@michaelrobinson996]

Him, the rock, John cena

[@MarkLeo79]

Ya was going to say he went out of his way to not look like bloodshot. Im shocked he was ok with voicing groot with out like groot looking like him.

[@_CharlieH]

Christaun Dinkins true true true

[@JGao511]

every time I watch a movie I go directly to this channel

[@rosefragrance9351]

Same

[@harryatkin082]

If I'm unsure about watching a movie I come here to see if it's decent or not

[@jaybrooks7913]

Or it reminds me to go watch the movie then i’ll come back to laugh

[@mohamedshot287]

I watch movies thro this channel

[@grimcardsman1571]

Same here

[@Mr10029]

Hello CinemaSins, as a Mombasa Kenya resident 😂, I can confirm that there are very many satellite TV receivers hanging out the balconies and on the rooftops and we are pretty much connected. But I couldn’t really tell if that is really Mombasa judging from that shot so, that’s a sin👍

[@_DennisNjenga]

Haha, fellow Kenyan here...that part wasn't fun to hear man...☹️

[@Mr10029]

@@_DennisNjenga Achana nao ni matani tu 👍

[@_DennisNjenga]

@@Mr10029 ha, right..issue ka hii huwa sensitive kwangu Sana, nafaa kutulia

[@Mr10029]

@@_DennisNjenga kabisa , utilivu muhimu brother

[@FizzleBurger]

Still my second-favorite Guy Pierce movie about a trained killer with damaged memories being tricked into assassinating multiple people by convincing him they killed his lover.

[@valhallajester]

Hi guys, I'm from Kenya, I can accurately confirm....Mombasa isn't a dystopian slum

[@priscillajimenez27]

I'd like to visit Kenya one day. They seem to be doing a lot and planting a lot of trees as well 🥰🌿

[@Ibrahim-lf3ek]

Kenya doesn’t have internet liar

[@lyricaltherapy6293]

Valhalla Jester that’s America rn.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

Same thing they did with Dhaka in the movie Extraction

[@Isaackariuki775]

@@Ibrahim-lf3ek oh dear.

[@Surya-zz6jo]

This is the only way I'm going to watch this movie.

[@bowens9211]

I kinda did the same.

[@num2son]

To watch any movie now.

[@bowens9211]

@Tony T Nah you kids don't know what bad movie is anymore lol. Fast & furious is what bad movie is lol. Also thumbs up doesn't do anything lol

[@tronnorth726]

@@bowens9211 ikr

[@Surya-zz6jo]

And you're here to bait someone for your videos

[@SubsWithnoVideos-ly1jo]

I can’t watch movies anymore without monologuing everything wrong with it

[@tylerhackner9731]

Cinema Sins has ruined my life

[@oliversantana9241]

I never could in the first place

[@reviewworld3138]

Have a good day all pleasure to here♥️

[@corpse00xx0]

Lmao

[@EliseArainai]

Guilty ^^; my fiancé and I occasionally go CinemaSins while watching movies or tv shows XD

[@caulinwhitewater4118]

That ‘Cryosleep’ line is cool as shit!! and anyone who hasn’t seen ‘pitch black’ is missing out.

[@dragonweyr44]

Also in Chronicles of Riddick on his flight from UV to Helion Prime

[@Exasperaties]

The whole riddick trilogy is amazing

[@dragonweyr44]

@@Exasperaties I don't know about that. Dark Fury wasn't that good

[@Exasperaties]

@@dragonweyr44 Fair, I just meant pitch black, the chronicles of riddick and riddick

[@michaeldaniels642]

We need another Riddick movie

[@nintyfan1991]

Having never read the Bloodshot comic books, I have researched the character and I find out that before Vin's take, Jason David Frank (Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers) played Bloodshot, and look wise, he was more faithful to the source material (keeping in mind, I've also never watched Ninjak vs the Valiant Universe either).

[@benabramowitz18]

I feel so bad for everyone who had _this_ as the last movie that they'll ever see in a theater. Luckily, mine was _Portrait of a Lady on Fire._

[@TravisHouze]

kind of glad my last one was The Invisible Man

[@mitchellgardelll9612]

Bro i love your pfp, mgmt is such a great band

[@chromoglv7103]

Another comment which came half a day ago😕😐

[@rimurutempest4945]

How are you 12 hours ago?

[@Vengeful_Void666]

@@chromoglv7103 Ever heard of patreon...

[@kjb379]

When I saw the soldiers light the flares near the flour I thought it was a trap to blow them up since I from the Equalizer 2 that flour is super flammable.

[@ScottHess]

Yeah, it's similar to how grain elevators explode, you get all that starch up in the air and there's enough oxygen to let it burn. Kinda like pouring a packet of non-dairy creamer onto a match from three feet up. Of course, you also couldn't see or breath safely for like a half hour...

[@stormtempterf8058]

Air fuel bomb

[@seb24789]

The flour truck scene frustrated me. I was sitting there and was like "oh yeah, he's gonna trick them into shooting and cause a massive flour explosion!". The second they light those flares, the entire tunnel should go up in flames!

[@SeanFlynnNB]

Expectations subverted! FTW! No? But, but... Rian got to do it...

[@kingkitty026]

Really disappointed that there wasn't a dust explosion

[@p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339]

That scene frustrated me as well. Just about everyone knows about dust explosions.

[@splashdanger6801]

When his wife said your body can’t take this forever my head voice responded “foreshadowing” *ding

[@MrMutou]

lol (insert low-hanging sex joke here)

[@Aedrieus]

I'm surprised they didn't have Jason Statham as the bad guy. I guess they would've risked upstaging Vin Diesel though... Also, the whole "Second chance" yadda yadda is kind of like Mass Effect 2's intro.

[@keithklassen5320]

That's double your bald guys.

[@lordbiscuitthetossable5352]

I’m pretty sure action hero’s like Jason Staffon and Dwayne Johnson tend to have it negotiated in their contracts that neither of them can loose a fight. Which made it really interesting when you put them in the same room and they have to engineer creative ways to separate them. XD Yeah, needless to say, cool as that would be, I don’t see him ever staring in a movie as the villain these days.

[@DanPeters182]

Vin Diesel gets a script.... "is it good?" "well you can wear a white vest" "I'M IN!!!!!"

[@jlemayian]

😅😂

[@anubusx]

I know his vest has its own IMDB page.

[@MrLopez2004-t9x]

Pls do Everything Wrong With Charlie’s Angels 2019

[@EJsGameplay]

Elizabeth Banks *Ding*

[@TheOnlyHeero]

Fr

[@MrLopez2004-t9x]

@Being Honest Good point

[@micah4029]

@Being Honest I still want a CinemaSins video for it, as that's the only way I'll watch that movie.

[@theraVen27]

This channel went full sjw a few years back. They won’t touch that movie ever

[@ushi-onis]

"WHAT ABOUT JESUS?!" 😂

[@zero-ew4oq]

Dude i died😂😂😂😂😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

I love how he said that at time 3:30... 33 being the age Jesus was crucified/risen 😳🤯 whoa

[@Hindzee]

Omg... I laughed so hard!

[@diegomeringer3953]

Hail Jesus, mother of god.

[@tpagne6876]

Kill me then Jeremy brought me back. Priceless

[@maxwilliams1935]

Loving these but here are some that I would love to see - shrek 2/3 - The Croods - Chicken Run - Wallace and Gromit - Over The Hedge - Flushed Away - The Simpsons movie - Hairspray - Ice age 2/3/4/5 - Onward - Shark Tale - The road to el dorado - Madagascar 2/3 - Love actually

[@emilymg1]

THE ROAD TO EL DORADO!!! omg fav movie

[@_CharlieH]

We need movie 43

[@AshGCG]

I have never seen this film, and as we moved into the tunnel/flour scene I thought to myself, there's going to be one almighty flash explosion when they start lighting those flares. Sadly, I had to sin myself.

[@michaeldaniels642]

Yeah, that should have been an extra sin on the movie

[@randomguy2518]

Would've been a better scene if one side had INTENTIONALY used that advantageously

[@bree-rose1885]

"what about Lazurus---- that dude from the bible that Jesus raised from the------ WHAT ABOUT JESUS" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I SCREAMED SO LOUD

[@Scorpion-nc1qj]

I expected Vin Diesel to say "I AM GROOT" as his intro in this movie. No lie.

[@Xgil2Play]

Deffo cap

[@MasterKcoop]

Sad

[@chvckhvley]

lame

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Never got to watch this film thanks to corona. Looks like the virus saved me thirty bucks.

[@sharifsobol3776]

@Jef The iron giant?

[@annushkanoor4328]

@Jef guardians of the galaxy??? Infinity war?? Endgame??? SAVING PRIVATE RYAN????

[@TomTheCat.]

Jef I guess you just watch him on the typical movies and not take the time to see what other movies he’s been on

[@aleksbalazic]

Tom The Cat yep he really showed his amazing acting ability as Groot

[@jarednil69]

I enjoyed it for what it is! Just a comic book CGI action film, even though it's a bit slow in the middle.

[@uneak_1872]

Nobody brings up the flare that’s thrown in the flour tunnel scene goes out right after it is thrown but in the next view it’s suddenly blazing.

[@michaeldaniels642]

And worse is the flare should have caused an explosion

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

5:13 I heard that line and was like "Wait when was it released" It was released March 24, 2020 In the words of Cinemasins "HOLY SHIT"

[@ourkeving]

Some people believe the "19" in Covid-19 is the number of formulas, rather than the year is was identified.

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

@@ourkeving you know for some reason I'm not surprised

[@iantownshend9304]

15:22 the very thing i tell myself everyday somehow makes it into the movie *DING

[@mrroozdkiekaeus3411]

Do sin Cats movie Jeremy !!

[@tolathecreator]

That'll be a massacre.

[@Phe_]

Don’t do him like that.

[@wyattschaecher386]

He can’t the sin counter would break

[@danielattrell]

Bonus round: Everytime a cat says Jellicle

[@olleselin]

Yes please!!!!!

[@nuggetthepineapple7882]

"What about Jesus?!?" I died Laughing

[@americasni6htmare399]

I'll just say it I'm sick sick of Van Diesel playing Van Diesel🤔

[@trizzymayne213]

Lately he seems to be a very limited actor lol

[@devinm9245]

Family

[@icarusuceliptus7417]

Sometimes it works, other times not. Like I loves him as Riddick.

[@americasni6htmare399]

@@icarusuceliptus7417 The Chronicles of Riddick in my opinion was the his best

[@kaylalezabeth7175]

It's okay, he won't be "Vin Diesel" for long. Trust me. 😏😉

[@JackieDemaree]

“WHAT ABOUT JESUS” that is the funniest crap I’ve heard today

[@adriantamzarian9252]

One request: DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

[@potatogeneral4072]

I second this

[@Bananaboy2702]

I third this

[@bobjeff5391]

I fourth this

[@fuckknowledge]

You cannot sin dodgeball that movie is untouchable

[@air03man]

If you can dodge a traffic you can dodge a ball

[@Bohrkasaur]

A 15 second intro? YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SOUGHT TO DESTROY!

[@greyhad6548]

*HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE*

[@berengustav7714]

Th3Birdman: You were a brother, I loved you! Cinema Sins: I hate you!!

[@IvanHawkes]

It's free money. The longer the intro, the more money they make for a single cut and paste action in the editor software.

[@silverfryer]

Anytime I watch a film all I can hear is “ding”

[@melaniemeyer5936]

Yeeees, me too😘😂😘

[@kaboomkrazy9856]

"Twenty Quid he just said Oh Jesus. Twenty qui- oh. I NEED REAL FRIENDS!" That was the best joke of the whole damn movie lol

[@endosym5023]

3:30 the way that Jeremy says this is gold

[@Chas-OTE]

My brother and I almost died laughing when they gave the blind guy eyes on his chest 🤣 Specially when I made the obligatory "eyes are down here" joke 🤣🤣🤣

[@justsomeguywhowisheshehada8847]

Tbh i didn't know this movie was out yet

[@seb24789]

Damn, you Mashima-Stock-Character-Mustache-People are everywhere!

[@sbj97]

Me neither tbh

[@flyany6682]

Yeah it was released in theaters right as covid-19 hit maybe a week in theaters before they released it on demand for everyone to rent

[@leorichter1652]

Last time i was this early theaters were still open

[@llarmstrong783]

Me too

[@antoniobrown247]

Same

[@Sunnydawgon]

Corny

[@hairypancake4425]

I watched this movie during early pandemic at the IMAX just for two BIG reasons. . . . .and I enjoyed seeing those in IMAX and camera just keeps tilting down. She’s a pleasure

[@That80sGuy1972]

You forgot to point out the sin that it deviated a lot from its source material to not be a boring set of a dozen or so movies and how the blood nanites work and how they affect his mind. It was a great time-compressed warp of Bloodshot.

[@joejitsu034]

This channel is great for learning what movies to avoid. If the “sins” are ridiculous the movie is awesome 👍

[@Creeperboy12b]

Well, just know that they dislike it

[@joejitsu034]

Boomy Yeah, or that. Haha 👍

[@dentoncrimescene]

I have taken a couple as recommendations and wasn't disappointed.

[@NewMessage]

Thought this was gonna be about my eyes this morning.

[@mikeoxlong9522]

First insects than hairs and now your profile pic

[@michaelcosta1369]

Thank you for including "Tommy...how's the peeping?" I've missed hearing that

[@MassconfusionGaming]

Dust explosions, a phenomena usually in sawmills or granaries, when dust and tree particles are in the air and accumulated on surfaces, close enough to create a chain reaction of heat and fire if anything is ignited, capable of blowing up entire buildings. So yeah, that tunnel with all the flares and gunfire would be an insanely dangerous trap. When i watched the movie it was actually my first thought: " Is he gonna kill them with a dust explosion? - Awesome!"

[@Gamer1288]

16:47 That line makes me wonder how Spider-Man can exist in a world without Captain America. After all, both the Goblin Serum and the Genetically modified Spiders were attempts to create a Superior Super Soldier Serum.

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do Everything Wrong With Steven Universe: The Movie

[@loglog7]

Please god no. That movie is meant to be in context of the rest of the series and all they’ve seen is the horrific pilot episode.

[@sivukeswa5808]

Dude said "Oscar Pistorius the prosthetic-leg assassin" Yo😐😞

[@ΤονιαΔαρμανη]

I know! Most suitable reference to a real life murderer. Haha

[@nielsmichiels1939]

And the movie was filmed in south africa.......

[@LovJinxx]

The whole replace the murderer of the guy's girlfriend to convince him to kill someone was also done in Hardcore Henry and I think that movie did it way better

[@NevTheDeranged]

THANK YOU.

[@jestersage44]

Love that movie, it's sooo dope!

[@MrShortM]

I started watching this movie on Netflix then got bored 10min in... This is WAY better than finishing the movie!

[@myfwanwy]

I also wanna mention how the premise of this movie, having a dude imprinted with memories of a wife being killed so that he becomes a good little soldier was done much better in Hardcore Henry, which is by far a much better movie

[@Kentrc11]

6 inches is not a lot. *THE INCHES WE NEED ARE EVERYWHERE AROUND US*

[@jgespana866]

Any given Sunday ? ^^

[@Enoonb]

4 seconds of cinema sins logos. *Ding*

[@VoodooDuck]

14

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

And a long ass end screen advertising their other videos DING

[@memorra]

someday this channel will do a everything wrong with cinemasins sequel and all the petulant viewers will be delighted thinking the sin they give themselves about logos was because of their comment.

[@feris33]

Request: Everything Wrong with Saving Private Ryan.

[@Arathor82]

Except for the stereotypical Brooklyn "Tough Guy", I'd say not much.

[@mothernyxious7097]

*b u m p*

[@shoewithbeans8472]

He would never do that. Cinema Sins never rely goes into war movie whether its out of respect for the fallen or he wouldn’t get adds.

[@mikerodrigues9822]

The D-Day scene was so realistic that veterans left the theater to cry or due to PTSD. You can't sin that movie.

[@aaronmazur8056]

As soon as I they said it was flour, I literally said "ding" because that shit is super flammable. I realize that I listen to Jeremy way too much

[@itsrectimemedia]

They should have kept Jason David Frank as Bloodshot. He looked more Comic Accurate than Vin Diesel

[@raymanxruner208]

I’m just saying Vin Diesel alone is at least 30 sins. Jus something to consider from now on.

[@GangstaStan010]

Riddick films excluded. lol

[@jsdzx]

This film was great. Gave us Dom T back story. Now the fast movies don’t seem so unrealistic

[@_CharlieH]

jsdzx dammmmmmmmm savage

[@21Winter]

Everything wrong with Lady and the Tramp 2019 (Live Action) Besides Existing

[@thatguy_2650]

That's a thing?

[@goreman7160]

How the hell have I not heard of this

[@olleselin]

@@goreman7160 because ur not a man of culture

[@ThePartyPrimate]

No one knows it's a thing cause it was only released on Disney+

[@AngelSaintCloud]

I love how the candles still being on all night is what broke character for you haha

[@aldothelizard6669]

Missed an opportunity to put I am Groot during the outro montage xD

[@Ghostmanetx]

The audacity KT had when she said 6inches is not a lot

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

but its not a lot

[@josephr7684]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper The average vaginal canal is 3-4" deep when unaroused, and can expand up to 6-7" inches when fully aroused and stimulated, although the typical comfortable range for most women is around 5" deep. There are exceptional outliers in both ranges, but unlike men who have a theoretical unlimited length (bloodflow issues notwithstanding, which is why larger men tend to suffer from partial or full erectile dysfunction), the maximum depth of women is capped for basic biological reasons. (After a certain depth it interferes with internal organs, and trust me, nobody wants to be banging up against a girl's lower intestines every time they thrust.) Anatomically speaking, "taking the full six inches" is actually challenging for most women, as cervical bruising and vaginal wall tearing are both entirely possible even for "non-shallow" women who are used to it. It's why sex workers have an old saying, "too much lube is almost enough!", about well-endowed men. The irony is, this was supposed to be yet another dick-shaming joke, but the writer of that joke really only implied that KT is looser than a seasoned prostitute. And that's racist. DING.

[@b.waynepresents2992]

😂😂😂

[@b.waynepresents2992]

Joseph R Sadly, guys don’t get to determine what’s a lot, enough, or too much when it comes to penis size/length.. Women do. Especially when there are dudes running around with 10 and 12 in dongs. If the ladies like it.. it’s enough, if they love it.. it’s more than enough, and if it hurts because it’s so big.. it MAY be too much, but they’ll keep taking it til it’s just right.

[@xyberspecter]

i'm surprised no mention that the chase scene in "London" was clearly not

[@maximilianb7722]

Honestly they've given up the right to sin logos at the start of movies since they themselves have over 10 seconds of their logo at the start of every video.

[@VoodooDuck]

14 sec

[@memorra]

they've never once denied being hypocritical assholes, their intro being so long just makes his hatred of logos all the more hilarious.

[@AuhertBrahma]

That "WHAT ABOUT JESUS" bit was so good. You can tell the excitement in this video is real high.

[@I_became_a_ghost]

3:30 the "WHAT ABOUT JESUS" got me so good, fantastic 😂😂😂

[@daneg007]

when i saw this i thought he crashed the flour truck and then tossed a flare so that he could just burn all of those guys alive, instead of fighting them.

[@MrFedoraFilm]

5:09 HOLY SH*T! XD

[@patthetech]

"I need real friends!" Something I say on a daily basis made it into the movie.... :'(

[@TeeStache]

That laugh during the merch rant. Dude that’s awesome and fun to listen to

[@tmb_cali4732]

“They let those candles burning all night long?!” 🤣🤣🤣 1:42

[@Dwarficus]

Didn't we already see this story in Hardcore Henry?

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Well I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who said to themselves, "Oh shit this was a movie, wasn't it?"

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Wait so they don't actually have a flour flash fire?! That's what I immediately thought was going to happen! I mean holy shit that episode on Mythbusters with it was absolutely terrifying!

[@ashleyseider2122]

When you called Sam Heughan “Outlander” I died of laughter 😂😂

[@giblespaul68]

That opening with the blacked out "spoilers, duh" being slightly lit up before the final two *duns* was slick.

[@Nadrojian1551]

flour is flammable the goons throwing flares into it did his job for him the were all burnt to death

[@NekoHibaCosplay]

It's partially wrong. If you disperse flour in the air and put a fire on it is flammable, but when is "still" it cannot take fire (if you throw a bag of flour in the fire nothing will happen at all, if you blow flour over a flame it will make a blaze), so the scene is partially wrong, throwing flares on the ground is safe, but some flames should have been definitely came up during the fight because all the action would have created some flour mist.

[@IndigoNeutrino]

No sin for “London” not even managing to look like anywhere in England? None? There were a hundred sins in that scene alone.

[@nielsmichiels1939]

Oh i thaught i was the only one who noticed it. The cop car and uniforms used in that scene are south african for fuck sake.

[@Timmy_T]

More specifically, Cape Town. And since I'm from here, that scenes pissed me off at how bad it was made. And that voice over of that truck driver was the last straw. Fuck this movie. Easy 1000 sins

[@the17thhokage2]

1:30 *"Ur body cant do this forever"* I think she just exposed Diesel's weak pullout game........

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

I was very much expecting a scene where the flares started a conflagration, just as Vin's character planned. Perhaps completing the scene with a "No, Wait!" warning that came a second too late.

[@GiRR007]

I KNOW RIGHT i was soo expecting that entire tunnel to just burst into flames because of the flower XD disappointed it didn't

[@robojesus6951]

He acts so angry at how long the intro of the movie is but the intro of the KZbin video is 15 seconds long.

[@llawliet4748]

You can just skip it. You can't skip anything in theaters.

[@jonRbukle]

Everything wrong with "My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)"

[@olleselin]

🦄

[@Chaox56]

No

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Rinxzie 1 yes

[@randomscunt3093]

oh boy if that happens prepare for fandom out the ass by "them"

[@stormtempterf8058]

as a brony I welcome the sins. GIVE US THE SINS, FILLY

[@billthompson4018]

Imagine when your speaking to your grandchild one day and you say "52 seconds of logos!!" And your grandchilds like what?

[@codymennenga7148]

Thank you for pointing out how flammable flour is. It is the same with any large amount of dust particles in the air. If it hits the right mixture it will combust into a giant fireball. I know movies are fake and all that but this scene took me out of the movie for how ridiculous it was that nothing blew up.

[@jarednil69]

First Sin: Toby Kebbell... and his silly dance. I didn't get the flour idea either. Why not just make it sand? Gotta admit, Vin pressing the soldier up against the car window with a live grenade was pretty cool. His murdered girlfriend storyline was bunk! "I haven't seen you in 5 years!" Vin: "Ohh ok... I'll be going now. Bye!" These nanites can do EVERYTHING the story calls for! Even fly around outside his body in a bloody maelstrom! The cartoony CGI fight scene on the elevator was shades of Spider-Man 3!

[@samuelsantana7142]

Tbh the only character I liked that vin deasel played is groot

[@sagieboi1204]

What about the Iron Giant?

[@aitchaywhyess]

Uhhhh Dom Torretto and Riddick?

[@bloodyrose2076]

What about Shane Wolfe in The Pacifier?

[@scoutsleftnut13]

What about Vin Diesel playing as Vin Diesel?