Everything Wrong With Every Shrek Movie Ever (That We’ve Sinned So Far)

[@poducha]

The fact you didn't remove at least one sin for the "Holding out for a Hero" cover and scene, let alone you didn't even mention it is BLASPHEMY!

[@damemepanda4277]

IT IS MADNESS

[@bc2621]

Is a serious jam

[@WaterMeLoan64]

He had nothing to say because the scene was Perfect!

[@Scarlett59319]

I know right?!? It’s insane

[@StarcatMkV]

It was pretty basic and derivative of a lot of junk, we're lucky he didn't sin it.

[@HeisenbergFam]

The fact Shrek came out in 2001 and still looks great today is spectacular

[@chasehedges6775]

I can’t believe 2001 was the year I was born and yeah, Shrek is an animated classic

[@KingTrex]

Time flies

[@rorylynch7775]

Shrektacular

[@Nic_2751]

But after The Last Wish I cant look at it the same way

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Well, the backgrounds certainly do.

[@tia7520]

Interesting fact, we never actually see dragon until after the potion wears off so theoretically she woke up as a pegasus, was really confused, her babies hatched and turned into pegasi and she immediately started flying towards far far away with the babies to find donkey, but just before she got there the spell wore off so she showed up in her original form.

[@LionHeartChardonnay]

I read that too. I wish they had put that in the movie.

[@BatmanFan76]

Somebody once told me, timestamps are gonna roll me… 0:11 Shrek 12:28 Shrek 2 29:27 Shrek the Third 44:39 Shrek Forever After

[@KingTrex]

Somebody once told me, you're a W

[@10RexTheWolf01]

So is he leading up to The Last Wish?

[@Raggy_df]

​@@10RexTheWolf01 he should do the last wish next

[@LukeMaps]

@@Raggy_df Yes, ple-e-e-e-e-e-ase?

[@triggerhappy4199]

Wonder when shrek 5 and both puss in boots will be added tk teh compliation

[@yasminni485]

As to how the Gingerbread Man got his legs back... you can clearly see where the cracks are "stitch marks" made with icing where his legs connect to his body. They iced him back together and I think that's hilarious.

[@AnikMonette]

Wait, didn't Farquuad pulverized his legs in his hands? I mean, maybe they caked legs for Gingy and stitched them to his body but pretty sure his original limbs were destroyed.

[@amandamoore7512]

FARQUAAD IS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE FOR FUCKWAD?! I grew up on Shrek and somehow missed that

[@LucyAdroit]

When I saw the third one, I was like "Why can't you just call him the Frogfather or something?" before I saw they were trying to get away with another censor thing xD

[@bessieburnet9816]

​@@LucyAdroit I don't get that one.

[@krystlebrownsapphire]

@Bessie Burnet when shrek said "frog king dad" it's a double entendre for "f*cking dad"

[@anikmonette2140]

I knew that for a long time but I'm French Canadian so I needed some explaining... 😅

[@Maw0]

I called him that ironically, and while I didn't know, it doesn't really shock me one bit. Also, his logo looks like the old Facebook logo.

[@danielas676]

No matter how many movie sins, Sherk will always be perfect in my eyes

[@rickstaism]

Unlike the way you spell it.

[@mangoisafruit5699]

Lol Sherk. I love it

[@erickowino3128]

Well he meant a movie soon to be made after sky-net takes over and sends a terminator from 2029 back in time to make it

[@VonBlade]

One day I want a film where people immediately discuss the overheard words and get the misunderstanding cleared up in three seconds.

[@Crow_Smith]

Yeah we can use other things for plot devices :D

[@beteopod]

Yeah, then you can complain about the lack of conflict.

[@jocabedrivera7756]

The Last Wish kinda does that. But instead of Kitty over hearing Puss say something negative, it's positive. And she talks about it almost right away.

[@Crow_Smith]

@@beteopod Hence my comment: There can be OTHER plot devices. Why can't the conflict be good vs. evil or something, rather than "Both good guys have an unnecessary 3rd act fight"

[@johnymustacio]

would they discuss it? yes! would discussing it solve the problem? you decide!

[@tia7520]

I will continue to believe that fairy godmother is the one who cursed Fiona then suggested she he locked in a tower guarded by a dragon to await her true love specifically to have her son prince charming save her, then she would believe hom to be her true love, then he gets to be king. She may even have set it all up when she turned Harold from a frog to a human that he would only ever have one daughter and that she would be cursed.

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

It's kind of like those witches who request the first born child as a price to be paid for their services. It's pretty much that except the parents get to pretend the child is still theirs.

[@scoobydoo23320]

Shrek wears socks to bed because he knows the horrors of the internet.

[@anikmonette2140]

Good point! 😅

[@johnymustacio]

why? how? and if he knows whats on the internet, how come he doesn't know the entire story of his life?

[@ellipticxl_]

@@johnymustacioit’s….a joke 😭

[@Gremlinne]

I actually laughed out loud at this, thanks!

[@BabyLambCreations]

And then the other two Shrek movies came and he exposed himself.

[@zsasz21]

35:19 I like the theory that he was originally a kid from Pleasure Island that got turned down after he became a donkey cause his memory and his ability to talk just never went away

[@made-line7627]

That's a good theory right there ✅️

[@trashcangold]

I first thought he was Bailum's donkey from the Bible bt then my better half told me about a German fairy tale about a magical troupe of musical animals one being a donkey

[@cavaliothorson7755]

​@@trashcangold The Bremen Town Musicians. Ironically enough Donkey does tend to sing a lot.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@cavaliothorson7755 And a cat was among the musicians. A cow, a donkey, a cat, a dog, and a rooster. So, they got the cat and donkey.

[@randallbesch2424]

That is a hypothesis not a theory.

[@xdemon5015]

Farquaad's logos throughout the first movie looks like an early design concept for the Facebook logo

[@BinkBonk-kn3dq]

I was questioning if I was the only one to think that

[@esmby]

Shrek is a timeless classic.

[@chasehedges6775]

An animated timeless classic

[@KingTrex]

Fax

[@jaxsomon3333]

Except that one mistake of a movie But let's forget about that one

[@GroovydawgJ]

@@chasehedges6775 a timeless classic*

[@Qwertyuiop086]

Congrats for the first comment

[@FluffyAngelUwU]

6:38 Dragons hoard gold because it is the softer metal, so they can rest on the lest hurting metal, and also because it was a normal material because coins and etc, it wasn't the hardest material to find

[@chizik7777]

I'm standing up for the pepper grinding right into the eyes was gold

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon? Shrek: What? I'm trying to get the clean hands trophy for completing this quest without killing anything. Haven't you played Dishonored 2 before?

[@Hachiro]

OMFG I never saw the "Frog-king dad in law" pun till he mentioned it.

[@Ja79X]

The "and Mexico will pay for it" got me😭😂

[@drakotnb3671]

I thought I was the only one 😭😭😭

[@marinerman]

@5:28 That’s a Gordy reference! I feel so smart when I get it. That’s a Babe reference! I feel so much smarter when I GET IT.

[@uhm-ff8xk]

the three pigs at the bday party got me 😂 the accents and then “we have lollipops” “NO I ATE ZEM 😭”

[@chrisgomez1840]

VAT U DIDDNT SHAH WELL U DIDDNT SHARE WIT ZE CROISSANT

[@apallo.11]

Rumpelstiltskin makes a cameo in 3 i think and is a completely different person from the fourth movie. you could say he grew and changed if he didn't have that scene before the events of the first movie

[@jonusaguilar8156]

Maybe Dreamworks hates the 3rd movie, not that I’d blame them.

[@D3M0NICR0S3-ce5yz]

plot twist: she's adopted :)

[@Hai_Lello]

5:26 Don’t disrespect Babe like that! 😩🤣

[@jadedragon6222]

Still one of my favorite movies

[@Giran_0]

It's funny how they talk about that the trees can't be villains but when Lil red becomes one they don't say a word, they didn't even mention how Rumpelstiltskin changed drastically(also he wasn't in Shrek's trash it was the establishment's trash)

[@edex59]

Fun fact: the original shrek movie was a decade old in 2011 of which 2011 was 12 years ago from when I’m writing this. This means that the first shrek movie would be old enough to drink in most places around the world and at that age would probably be driving a car.

[@rickstaism]

You could have just said Shrek was made 22 years ago.

[@_-NatureMations-_]

Wait people drink at 12 o_O

[@TARISLAYS]

When the screen went dark, I thought my phone was broken😂 37:57

[@tylerhackner9731]

First two shrek movies still look awesome

[@jessiebrown6084]

Rumpelstiltskin does not have Syndrome's hair, he has Heat Miser's hair.

[@darkyboode3239]

Can’t wait for Shrek 5. While Shrek has lost its pattern of 3 year consecutive releases, I’m glad that we’re getting another instalment we’ve been waiting so long for nearly 1 and a half decades.

[@hugmert]

the sin on the “true form” kinda didnt make sense cause the spell says something along the lines of “once she receives true loves kiss she will take on love’s true form” which i think implies that she will take on the appearance of the one she loves most, which still restricts her to either human or ogre

[@anaguerrero6836]

This is correct - I commented that. She takes on the form OF her true love (shrek= an ogre.”

[@Mitchel7]

I never noticed this but in shrek 2 when they are in fairy godmother's factory and they are caught the guys that shoot the crossbows never reload once. They just shoot them like they are automatics 😂😂

[@tommyshelton6128]

“Given the impossible nature of this palace I wonder how they got supplies there so Fiona wouldn’t die” The pizza delivery guy they just ordered pizza with a drink every day.

[@kumabjorn7992]

"What is it about looking into space that makes cartoon writers think of farts?" Big balls of gas

[@alessiocataldi2434]

Sins ? These movies doesn't require sins

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Shrek the third does

[@Bee_Bop22]

​@@Misto_deVito6009 That movie needs to be locked up

[@LukeMaps]

The only Shrek-verse movie I personally like is The Last Wish.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

In the about page of this channel, it says “no movie is without sin”.

[@Mightymite1]

Satire channel. They include jokes in with critiques.

[@SmoothCriminal69]

Let's all say it together now: *Shrek is love, Shrek is life*

[@WaterMeLoan64]

🫡💚🧅

[@loogoos4894]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[@Artik_Masterson]

Cursed

[@CIoudStriker]

It's all ogre now.

[@spartanlinda4767]

“Donkey WTF are you doing with my wife?”

[@JBL103_retro]

Shrek 2 was the best sequel out of all the shrek movies. ❤

[@anikmonette2140]

Ehhhh! If you're an anglophone, yes! But for my fellow French Canadians who aren't as bilingual as I am: they didn't get most of the jokes...🤔

[@jamiecletheroe2593]

Yep, I totally agree!

[@geomania8533]

Interesting fact, the witch who tossed that Pumpkin bomb in Forever After was voiced by Mabel Pines herself

[@startris1]

Fun fact, dragon actually does turn into a Pegasus. The writers were originally going to show her as such, but decided to go a different direction, but they do confirm during the movie, even though she has no screen time until the end dragon is a Pegasus throughout the entire time.

[@uriahakabrowndog3406]

The Shrek franchise doesn't need another movie. It's perfect as is

[@AnarchyWillows]

And yet we’re getting another one anyway

[@NocturnalCoder]

a massive fanbase has been asking for another, people who don't want another are the minority here

[@AnnaColon3]

puss in boots 2 would like to have a word with you

[@cavaliothorson7755]

​@@NocturnalCoder I mean especially with the tease at the end of the Puss 2 movie, I had figured it was a possibility.

[@lilypyrope4620]

finally, the power of Shrek in the palm of about an hour's time

[@davechapman3392]

Fiona’s father isn’t a human tho. He is a frog, prolly why Fiona turned out green!

[@CactusSpiderInYourHouse]

He wasn't originally a frog. He was originally a human king. He only became a frog at the end of movie 2

[@terranova1203]

Shrek is one of the greatest animated films of all time

[@Shadowgod1000]

Wow, I just watched all 4 movies last night to this morning. What are the odds?

[@cdangelo1843]

I was literally thinking last night, “When is Shrek gonna get its franchise supercut?”

[@Shadowgod1000]

@@beteopod ? Are you calling me a liar?

[@AngelWingsVA]

Add an extra sin for Fiona’s parents somehow magically knowing where she lived

[@reneesjewelerydesign]

Ive always thought charming was Arthur’s absentee father

[@conormcinnes4384]

Holding out for a hero cover is the best thing about these movies

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Hope y'all are ready for Shrek 5, and we are even getting a Donkey solo movie, something long overdue since the first Puss in Boots movie.

[@CanconRocks]

um actually Dreamworks' next movie is actually Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken, not another Shrek sequel

[@Raggy_df]

​@@CanconRocks 🤓

[@UFLUFLUFLUFLUFLUFLUFLUFLUFLUFL]

@@CanconRocks they never said it was their next movie, just one of the future movies

[@randyenemyhunter]

​@@Raggy_df 🤓🤓

[@Raggy_df]

@@randyenemyhunter 🤓🤓🤓

[@chasehedges6775]

The Shrek movies are my childhood

[@natiisaied]

I just watched all the shrek movies yesterday and today you posted this 🤯

[@sbomorse]

I LOVE when Fiona sings an aria with the bird and it explodes 😂

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

My favorite part

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Shrek is such a great movie

[@ViolosD2I]

The rock Fiona puts her hand on is clearly the one she sits on, not one of those around the fire.

[@Olek-Skilgannon]

Its not a Gordy reference, its a Babe reference.

[@luz-vo4nb]

Who needs movies when you have cinemasins compilation 😁

[@rebekahscorner3367]

There is a theory that the fairy godmother actually cursed Fiona

[@legendaryleon9840]

For shrek 2, I like to believe that king Harold was always a frog, but was under fairy godmother's spell to be king and marry. Only until the God mother dies, her magical influence that she used against the king has even broken - returning the king to his natural self

[@iriswaldenburger2315]

Erm…. THAT is pretty much confirmed in the movie… lol. He was a frog who was turned into a king and the deal was for his daughter to marry her son otherwise she’d reverse the spell and he turns into frog again which is exactly what happened

[@ivamanral989]

Have you even watched the movies lmao

[@legendaryleon9840]

@@iriswaldenburger2315 that's the point! It was questioned in the video so I thought I'd like to point that fact out

[@scottmontz6664]

I mean to be fair Mountain goats can scale almost vertical mountain faces.

[@rickstaism]

The 'I fell on my keys' joke was also done in another Mike Meyers movie, Wayne's World.

[@areyoutheregod]

It's so much like Cinema Sins to sin the fact that a fantasy tale dragon hoards gold as illogical

[@CrackCrunch]

The reason Charming didn’t come was because it was very clear the kingdom was not under the rule of Fiona’s dad. Therefore, since the fairy godmother has eyes, she just gave it up. Most likely.

[@cameronlowery7180]

Why do I remember shrek forever after more than I remember shrek the third

[@ArcaneSnowflake]

at least it's better to wonder how donkey could have got it in dragon than if you had to wonder how the reverse happened 😅

[@dawnshimmer7341]

"In what universe besides this one has Robin Hood been French." The one sin that has ever bugged me in your videos

[@karinnotkaren8991]

I always questioned why Fiona didn't have a British accent, when her parents did.

[@DeadpoolGames19]

That's a really good question

[@okaysxo]

“British accent”😂

[@DanielDyer04]

thats a good point actually

[@rickstaism]

She was sent to the US to get a good education.

[@abeesknees6739]

@@rickstaism pls say this is satire💀

[@samations123]

RIP Steve Rockwell. You will be missed! 😭😭😭

[@Superwoohoo2000]

Love how different cinema sins and wins are even in their intro cinema sins is rider while wins is nicer

[@CanconRocks]

keep up the good work Cinemasins team!

[@SuperStarGamer75]

Well no kidding it took Prince Charming forever to get to the castle he lives in f*cking far far away so you can imagine it would take him some time to get their

[@OukamiShoujo]

WOW I'm surprised that in the Shrek 2 vid he doesn't mention the fact that it's not JUST that the other fairy tale friends see the already edited footage of Shrek getting arrested, but that they got to Far, Far Away on no time!! I mean, it took Shrek and Fiona like... weeks or months to get there! Lol

[@nanyubusnis9397]

14:30 Because in the old sea tales, mermaids lured men into the water to drag them under and eat them, see? She wasn't into shrek as much as she was hungry. But she became shark feed instead.

[@CommanderKraft]

I love how you had to add over half the sins just because.

[@LEE-337]

Hopefully you'll read this request. When you review *Puss in Boots The Last Wish* there is a certain scene that will probably remove sins. If you do remove sins, could you please take off a few extra (more than normal) because I haven't seen the way this scene was handled in any other movie. I don't want to spoil it but I'm sure you'll know what it is. *Thank you.*

[@jaredgeer1169]

You missed a sin, when shrek and Fiona tied up dragon with their chains, they were still chained to her. But in the next scene, they were miraculously free of the chains

[@darkabyssshine]

The reason dragon has so much treasure is because the part of the myth where the dragon guards a keep of gold and jewls.

[@logankerr8090]

for those who still don't know: in Shrek 1, follow the 3 bears. it gets dark

[@dixiecronin7791]

When I saw the rug made of Mama Bear in Farquaad's room, I freaked out... super dark

[@zacbrown6572]

12:22 bro just changed my entire outlook on my childhood movies

[@hiromitsumoonblossom8682]

Cinema sins: "what's that dragon gonna do with all that gold?" D&D: "We don't talk about that."

[@Nctzen12772]

I have the movies on repeat till today Honestly my children will only watch Shrek, they need to be cultured

[@deluxeddelirium]

Dude you crack me up and make good points. But is there any movie free of sin?

[@Annabelvasquez1001]

42:51 it sound like Antonio Banderas reading Eddie Murpheys lines xD

[@kentuckysugarbear9644]

23:50. Hahahaha! That Catherine the great reference was incredible.

[@jimtierrank3542]

35:25 MatPat actually has a theory for that sin.

[@DreamBelief]

Dude didn't travel all that way to get it on with fiona. He never showed attraction to her. He wanted to be king. Power and what he views as respect ;)

[@goldenturtle3261]

the actual count for sins is his count minus 1051 Because shrek is a perfect movie series.

[@cavaliothorson7755]

24:45 She knew because she must've seen Fiona turn back into her human self meaning that's a confirmation that Shrek took the potion, (this would prompt her to take preparations for Shrek's return.)

[@petermgruhn]

A supporter of Richard the Lionheart, aka Richard Cœur de Lion, Duke of Normandy, Aquitaine and Gascony, Lord of Cyprus, and Count of Poitiers, Anjou, Maine, and Nantes, and King of England, while a commoner, a commoner of some status and clearly of some property and ambition, quite likely spoke French when he wasn't mucking out the stables.

[@saigeswordmusic]

"I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have." "Taylor Swift!" as a swiftie that was FOUL and I'm LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[@meinm3575]

It just kind of hit me. In the first movie Fiona is upset with Shrek 'cause he didn't _Slay_ _the_ _dragon_ , then in later movies Fiona and Dragon are like best friends. °_°...

[@PricelessBinkey1337]

I'm a little surprised there wasn't a franchise bonus sin round for every fart/burp there was in the movie

[@megansslore]

Jerm, you're officially thinking about this too hard

[@Tm3dz]

I’m sinning myself for watching this in its entirety:)

[@HeroOfHeros]

Same

[@shamelessstacib7351]

I came for the mere possibility of Jeremy trying out the art of Scottish Charm IT'S A "BABE" REFERENCE DAMMIT

[@Delekhan]

I love your vids and always have. Sarcasm is the best part of life. When I was in 2nd grade and found out that you could basically lie to people, I was hooked! Any way you could post the original publication dates of the individual vids in this great compilation? Don't know why, but I want to know and am too lazy!

[@PFirefly06]

The actual hatred cinemasins has towards Shrek makes me question everything they've ever sinned.

[@fanofyoshi2238]

Same here, dude... Same...

[@RavennaRose928]

Removing a sin for the fact that Shrek questioned the potion. "Midnight? Why is it always midnight?"

[@anikmonette2140]

One of my fav CinemaSins videos! And on my rare drunken days!❤❤❤

[@disneydaniel3163]

Yeah the early 2000s were funny time this pro at this show is so funny I would be around 2 years old when this film came out also, in 2021 there was an AVGN episode about this, and it was the hilarious thing since Cinderella got married

[@yashrawat5071]

No One : Shrekompilation

[@TARISLAYS]

Woah, I just realized, Farquaad's symbol is just Facebook Lite

[@DracoPadilla]

0:10 There are not two E's in that logo. "Ding."

[@bartvshomertime2651]

'Till we wait for Shrek 5'