Everything Wrong With Alice In Wonderland

[@agatheringofbees3490]

i have to admit that i love the dress the red queen gave her

[@buckbeck_playz230]

Yeh

[@s4ndr14]

I'm pretty sure they used curtains to make that dress.... I'm not kidding, that's actually what the Red Queen said in the movie

[@GhostedNoah]

you my friend have a very bad taste

[@nafsi8519]

Yap. I watched the movie only for the dress 100 times.

[@Sarah-lr6vp]

@@s4ndr14 in that case The red queen has a very good fashion designer

[@marepungas624]

A gigantic chess board with lifesize pieces - further proof we are watching a Harry Potter movie.

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

The crazy aunt was Hagrid's love interest. Further proof he is watching a Harry Potter movie.

[@Alknix]

Lots of dead people/heads in the water. Further proof he is watching a Lord of the Rings movie.

[@melissacooper4282]

There were gigantic chessboard pieces in the book Through the Looking Glass first. Then they appeared in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer 's Stone.

[@empressawesome1655]

Alice was a Hogwarts student who ended up getting high on some “potions “.

[@phoebelong3312]

Further proof the films trying to live up to the through the looking glass book.

[@akeshishimikai6159]

I thought the sentence for the movie would be “Off with its head”

[@notme5501]

Missed opportunity

[@livywithane]

Haha giid one but I like the one he had a smidge better.🤏🏾

[@lambert2332]

The movie itself took off its own head already

[@ari.b1217]

"Dogs will believe anything" And you heard it from the horses mouth

[@sleepyhead1707]

Omg I never noticed that

[@IHasNoName4U]

*ding*

[@GathKingLeppbertI]

Horse's*

[@sk1ttlz904]

Sinning you for the bad joke.

[@marika8375]

"I happen to like rabbits, especially white ones" "That's racist" Gets me every time XD XD

[@sophiajane1]

That is literally what I thought when I watched the movie😂😂😂

[@AnoraFan-z1v]

+Sophia Litzinger same

[@marika8375]

Sophia Litzinger 😂😂

[@Pxffle]

Lmao

[@margaritam.9118]

That 1% of rich male white rabbits are so likeable ;D

[@thomasjeppesen3055]

Is it bad that I think the child version of Alice who are only in the first two minutes of the film seems far more interesting than the teenage version of her?

[@supermexicanman3579]

Same

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Same

[@bookerjones8123]

No, teenage Alice is a wimpy bore with no personality.

[@xMRxZEROx]

Better actress, too. Sadly.

[@Slipknot4769]

Right? Why didn't they just do the actual story from the freaking book? This version was really disappointing.

[@daisyc500]

its cuz of these videos that I cant enjoy movies normally anymore. my brain keeps pointing out all the logical mistakes

[@rosecatuwu]

lol same. Whenever I point stuff out, I need to say, "I'm sorry, I'm a walking Cinemasins"

[@XEZ616]

Logical mistakes in Wonderland? Oh boy!

[@kathykelley6351]

Daisy Cera same

[@CraftQueenJr]

Moustache Fox yep

[@sonyarts6928]

Daisy Cera yep XD

[@erinsmith6484]

*Watches some dude roast my favourite movie* *"this is fine"*

[@star_skaterr8401]

Erin Smith my thoughts exactly

[@user-gs1ym7zb6u]

I know

[@MissAprilCakes]

❤️🤣

[@kleek5426]

Ikr

[@hollyfaith5853]

Same i loved this movie

[@galacticcactus5530]

Nice catch, Jeremy. I thought her dissing of the crazy Aunt was weird too. Alice is supposed to be accepting of madness, yet the lady waiting for a prince puts her off? Hypoooooocrite!

[@PanSpaceman]

Well it's an issue with wording. Flying humans, giant trade routs, not giving into societal frivolity- all of those ideas are "mad" in that they don't make sense to common people. Waiting for your fictional royal lover to make his choice, that's actual madness and benefits nobody to indulge in.

[@imageez]

...which does not fit to the story at all. That part irked me the most.

[@passtheketchup4409]

How amazing and hilarious would it have been if the prince had strolled in right as Alice was walking away and proposed to Imogen.

[@gracehaven5459]

exactly!!

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

It benefits her aunt

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

8:27 Annnnd that's not a porcupine, that's a hedgehog *ding* Sinning the CinemaSins? Sinception!

[@buttmedsquidman595]

nice.

[@dovee1]

Mind blown...

[@avengers73]

Peridot Hare *nice*

[@umbertodelrio1091]

Do you even know what a faraday cage is? Because it's pretty far away from "wearing full metal armour, while being struck by lightning".

[@foxman-sj1ed]

I injoy reading peoples comments

[@vahleralynch2022]

I googled how many actors from Harry Potter are in this movie it was like 8 people or something.

[@zaniyahxaiolong8661]

Basically, 1 person per Harry Pottermovie.

[@k8leann922]

they needed all the british people they could get

[@sorbetsalut7933]

Further proof that I'm watching a Harry Potter movie * ding *

[@edienandy]

I mean, tbf practically every English actor ever was in Harry Potter. There was bound to be some overlap.

[@yourbabytee]

It's probably cause Tim Burton directed it

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

4:47 I just now figured out that the tarts thing with the frog had something to do with the next movie... Since the red queen would probably get more mad over someone lying of eating tarts cause her sister lied about it when she was young and got her into a whole lot of mess with it. or something I don't remember, but she is really mad over it. I just got mine blown when I atleast figured it out

[@seansswamp]

gees with an E same!

[@lanerose5243]

I assumed the artist painting the engagement portrait had already long before started on it to CREATE what was supposed to happen. That was the joke.

[@pixam345]

Also, in response to him saying that Alice is not as blonde as the painting suggests: it is probably an underpainting which forms the base of a portrait and outlines what will be in the painting. More layers would be added after. Underpaintings are generally lighter in colour before layers are added.

[@MelissaMayhem99]

Or it could be a nod to the animated version, kinda like in the live action Aladdin

[@qascarface]

A raven is like a writing desk because Poe wrote on both.

[@FriendlyGiant23]

You might be one of the few who got it.

[@caketin6470]

+qascarface I don't get it...

[@pewpewdompewpew]

+caketin neenan Edgar Allan Poe wrote "The Raven" and wrote on a writing desk

[@pastorpresent3873]

+qascarface Threw the Looking Glass (psych rock+mix) soundcloud.com/user2960019/threw-the-looking-glass-pt-1-2-ups-and-downs soundcloud.com/user2960019/threw-the-looking-glass-pt-4-clock-work-orange-thyme

[@samuelmurrill7438]

I thought it was because both have feathers/quills

[@PFseries]

+1 sin: you managed to recognize the animals as hedgehogs yet still called one a porcupine a few sins later

[@FlyingScott]

*Sonic taps his foot*

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

... with the buff chest?

[@kenneth1997]

+Sparkling Enope Out the wilderness with the ruggedness

[@FlyingScott]

Sparkling Enope No, with a Chaos Emarald.

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

Flying Scotsman You blew it!

[@devillass6025]

12:00 Um... Lol that was the point. The "6 impossible things" She was listing were intentionally things that were previously thought to be impossible, but now proved possible, hence why she said "I can slay the Jabberwocky." It was basically a motivational speech for herself, telling herself that if all that other crazy shit could take place, she could definitely slay a beast.

[@trinitymplayers]

Alice's advice to her eccentric aunt I found all but useless - they didn't have psychologists back then, and you wouldn't want a loved one to be placed in a mental institution back then. Talk about the insane treating the insane...

[@jbvader721]

+Hugh S Thus the 100 sins they added on for that.

[@HystericalWoman]

+Hugh S As far as delusions go, it's one you can live with.

[@chloewells4385]

Actually, Wilhelm Wundt founded the first laboratory dedicated only to psychology in 1879, and psychology also has a long history prior to that. It isn't known for sure when Alice takes place, but it is thought to be in the 1880s. Psychology is not at all a new thing, and asylums existed for a long time as a way to handle the mentally ill before psychology was better understood.

[@trinitymplayers]

You still wouldn't have wanted a loved one in an asylum back then. And I doubt psychology was quite as sophisticated at the time the film takes place either.

[@denver9290]

did anyone else notice how sickly Alice looked?

[@Jenacide]

She doesn't look sickly to me, just very fair complexion

[@kimifw58]

That's how Tim Burton likes his women.

[@TheDRODOR]

but she looks so fucking pale

[@qilanis1619]

+Alissa ring that is how old days define beauty, i guessed

[@adamfernandes4312]

Alissa ring It was probably all the opium. Which is why she must've wanted to go to China in the end. To get more opium. The whole movie must've just been an opium trip.

[@malinicorrea9379]

You know the worst part of this movie? They get the Queen of Hearts FREAKING NAME WRONG. "The Red Queen" is a character that only appears in Lewis Caroll's "Through the Looking Glass", is a CHESS PIECE not a playing card, is helpful to Alice, and is not at all evil. The antagonist is named "The Queen of Hearts".

[@malinicorrea9379]

Plus the book isn't even called "Alice in Wonderland", it's called "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", but then again the animated movie got the name wrong too so whatever.

[@krispybaconvideos]

+Malini Correa They didn't get the name wrong. They mixed The Red Queen and The Queen of Hearts into one character. Notice how that in the book The Red Queen and The White Queen were sisters, The Queen of Hearts was never said to be related to any of them. In this movie the character who's obviously The Queen of Hearts is the sister of The White Queen(which The Queen if Hearts was never said to be the sister of The White Queen) and is called "The Red Queen", that proves the 2 characters were mixed. Also a common shorter version for "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" is in fact "Alice in Wonderland".

[@theTastiestNacho]

That's the only part I didn't like about this movie

[@krispybaconvideos]

CuteBipolarity They mixed both characters together

[@theTastiestNacho]

ChessieTea Akatsushi Really!?

[@abbywolffe4114]

2:32 The point of the wardrobe is less that they all have white and blue clothing and more to show that her world is bland and monochromatic compared to Wonderland, also yes the party probably has a dress code if it's that exclusive

[@musicalmegan1401]

I honestly love this channel, but I would like to say that I could solve about half of these sins with the answer "because it's wonderland"

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

oh dont you mean "underland" because thats what they call it in the movie. fucking christ.

[@AyubuKK]

Panda Girl Ikr. Nothing there is supposed to make sense.

[@thenarrator6846]

Panda Girl this made me think of a parody The song "because it's midnite" by limozeen "BECAUSE IT'S WONDERLAND"

[@imperfectisperfect9630]

Precisely.

[@_antisocialmedia6377]

Wonderland is strange not stupid

[@DaPsychocat]

"Trying to make sense out of Wonderland" *ting*

[@TheMightRoux]

+Sacha Raphard Exactly what I was thinking the whole time!

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Thank God someone brought it up

[@Mich199999]

+Sacha Raphard god so much of this. the point of alice in wonderland is suppose to a nonsensical world

[@DaveLH]

+Sacha Raphard : It seems to be a sad sign of the times. Everyone is scared of nonsense or anything that's "just for fun"... So we have to psychoanalyze the Grinch, make Willy Wonka out tp be a sociopath, etc., etc.

[@TheDark4light]

+Sacha Raphard "how is she upside down on the roof" Its wonderland. "How are they uninjured" Its wonderland. "whered all this food and tea come from?" I give up.

[@MassiveTrigger]

I never realized how much like a Potter film this was until now.

[@ignitionpoint2978]

+Massive Trigger A cross between Harry Potter and The First Chronicles of Narnia

[@dobbysboggart6883]

He forgot to mention that the delusional aunt is Madame Maxime.

[@AnoraFan-z1v]

same

[@AnoraFan-z1v]

I'm the 300 liker!!!! :D

[@MassiveTrigger]

Sweet

[@pleaseleavemealone278]

I have a sin for you: the sinner person forgets that the movie is literally Alice in wonderland, which basically excuses most of the sins *diing*

[@LittleIdiot858]

Would you want a 3 minute cinema sins video? No movie is without sin

[@naha6161]

eh shut up who cares the videos are all in good fun, no need to get mad just because you like the movie

[@kawaiielephant7772]

But this isn't like the og Alice in Wonderland because it doesn't just have crazy things happen, it has a real plot. So when weird stuff happens it looks really weird.

[@majordonut4022]

Kawaii Elephant777 True very very true

[@kop-gaming6413]

@@LittleIdiot858 the older ones are 3 minutes long

[@Sahantara]

Ok, the second dress she wears when she gets small is not a dress - it's her glove thingy she was wearing in the beginning.

[@AliceDontCareSnickerSnack]

No, it's actually an undergarment. She just tied it up to fit her.

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

That always bugged me as a child she's wearing underwear as a dress and has on no further undergarments for the movie supposedly till she goes to the white queen just no underwear or anything......really well okay then that's pretty weird once you think about it

[@thepickygamer4450]

@@trialerrorsharer9398, people not wearing underwear is pretty common, so much so it has its own phrase.

[@HorrorAddictsTV]

Presence of Helena Bonham Carter further proof you're watching a Tim Burton movie. That dude puts his wife in EVERYTHING.

[@HorrorAddictsTV]

+HORROR ADDICTS and Johnny Depp for that matter. Burton loves him some Johnny Depp.

[@alexschrijnemaekers8067]

+HORROR ADDICTS Johnny Depp in Burtonland.

[@HorrorAddictsTV]

lol yeah that about sums it up!

[@alexschrijnemaekers8067]

HORROR ADDICTS Search for it on KZbin. It's great.

[@HorrorAddictsTV]

lol didn't know that was a vid. Searching for it now :)

[@brookewinchester6447]

Casually replays Allan Rickman's voice over and over

[@sachyaxii6099]

Brooke Winchester Beeeecause he is no longer alive, which is saddening, I really wish he didn't die, he's a great actor, and honestly he was my second favorite actor. Matt Smith being my favorite.

[@brookewinchester6447]

Arwenes Yeah Alan one of my favorite actors. I can't decide who is my favorite, though. Benedict Cumberbatch, Cate Blanchet, Rooney Mara, David Tennant, Lana Parrilla, Alan Rickman, etc. It's too hard to choose

[@GmmBeast]

I teared up ;-;

[@jessehogue9320]

Conclusion: This is a Harry Potter movie.

[@sarahmurabito9391]

considering alan rickman played the caterpillar and alice said she's from umbridge that would be a good plot twist

[@agathaadveniamaheswari6025]

Not to mention all of the prophecy shit and madam maxime for god sake

[@averagejoe4284]

@Мамонт Alice potter & the rings of the Caribbean😂

[@misterminutes4504]

Alice Potter and the Order of Wonderland. Alice Potter and the Voidsword.

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Ft. Luna Lovegood Gandalf

[@Gamer1288]

3:37 I wonder just how big she would have grown if she ignored the drink and just ate the cake? 8:15 Alice is DEFINITELY the ancestor of Luna Lovegood because that is a classic Luna answer.

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Alice here is basically Luna Lovegood Gandalf

[@renpotter1606]

also other harry potter characters: the aunt is madam maxime, and the face in the flowers is umbridge

[@harrietlilypotter2644]

isn't Bellatrix lestrange the red Queen

[@crbstompr]

@@harrietlilypotter2644 yeah they said this in the video

[@johnathonroberts8200]

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both have inky quills. There's your answer, you damned hatter. Now stop asking! >.

[@KaosFireMaker]

there's a b in both and an n in neither. they're both utilized by Edgar Alan Poe

[@nathanthompson4613]

They also both have legs. Why does that never come up?

[@misspriss2482]

Nope. Because Poe wrote on both.

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

THANK YOU! I could never find the dang answer to that question!

[@melaniebishop05]

They are both used to write,raven quills being used to write and writing desks being used to write on

[@Copperkaiju]

Wish movies would quit bashing on corsets. Corsets are cool imo.

[@miranara6132]

YES!!

[@Wallis_2001]

The reason she didn't notice the potion on the table until after trying the doors is because it randomly appears. I believe that happened in the animated movie, too. You can sin whatever you want, but it wasn't there.

[@michaellada4331]

Ashley1epic Mhm..

[@SaxandRelax]

oh come on, i thought everyone knew by now that corsets weren’t all that bad. it’s not as if people didn’t choose to wear them. and even if not, they were sized specifically for the wearer and would only cause problems if they were shittily-made or tight laced

[@murderoustendencies]

"People" did not choose to wear them. Much like most more or less dangerous fashion accessories, WOMEN of upper classes (and those of lesser classes who could afford them) were made to through social/family pressure.

[@julissabrene799]

D-did..Did you just?? Are you seriously taking historically accurate reference facts FROM A PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE????? Not only did the commenter themself literally state that serious health problems will only occur if it’s tight laced which most people didn’t even do back then. But organs do actually shift back to their natural position when the corset is taken off. The constructing of the ribcage would only happen if the corset was sized incorrectly (which is rare since corsets were specifically designed FOR the wearer) or if it was tight laced. Which again, wasn’t common. Also, YOUR TAKING HISTORICAL REFERENCE FROM A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY PATIENCE I SWEAR TO GOD-

[@julissabrene799]

Please watch m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHbbe6ahd7-WjZI or m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/sH_ahaSXo9Vjd9k if you wish to expand your knowledge on corsets and how they weren’t torture devices made to cause problems for women for centuries. I’m sorry if my reply comes off as rude, I was just completely shocked by literally everything about your comment, I apologize.

[@grimesdaughter9042]

@@murderoustendencies They were usually not harmful and certainly no acessories. You're thinking about the fashion trend of "wasp waists", achieved by unreasonably tight lacing, which was a largely mocked and frowned upon fashion trend even in it's own time. A pair of stays or a corset were made as bust support primarily (no bras until the mid-20-century) but they can also support the back during hard manual labour, which women did lots of on farms and in factories. Please check out the videos of Bernadette Banner or Priorattire on this topic, both historical seamstresses, because they can give much more elaborate and professional explanations.

[@kittycatmth1799]

Corsets were actually a huge benefit for working women and women in general. This whole bs feminist move in movies and books about how "coRseTS aRE seXIst" is stupid and misinformed. Wasp waists, sure, were a fashion statement, but the majority of corset history was not actually JUST about appearance.

[@Key-gx2px]

please do Shrek next

[@fryingpanstan4596]

Bruh yus

[@achelois3245]

But Shrek is perfect Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@thexman6138]

+Gary Wha? I HATE YOU

[@bruh9317]

I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS FOR SHREK I WANT TO PLEASE HIM

[@mattiehill43]

Shrekkkk

[@atominusultrainstincttarbl3475]

R.I.P Alan Rickman, R.I.P Christiphor Lee

[@thepickygamer4450]

Alan Rickman I can live with, he was only ever good in maybe 2 movies, non of which were Harry Potter films.

[@uglebeffus]

@@thepickygamer4450 Dude. Stop literally all of that. He's *dead.* You're purposefully insulting a dead man and saying you're alright with the fact that he died because you didn't like Harry Potter. Go see a therapist.

[@Ivory540]

Rip 😭

[@jasmine5120]

YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, YOU THINK I'M GONE, SO WHAT IF I'M CRAZY, ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE

[@de_lahn]

Melanie Martinez

[@gabbylane8707]

that's what I was thinking

[@taytaytaz1442]

MELAAAAAAANIE!

[@jellyjam9295]

ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE CRAZY ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE

[@necrowmancerowo]

+delusional I am not at all surprised, and even kind of pleased that this is currently the top comment. Good work.

[@lahlybird895]

"I would recognise that hair anywhere" Until shes standing right infront of you. *ding*

[@dack758]

Everything wrong with ratatouille?!?!

[@gideonpowers9950]

YES!!!!

[@secondandonly8032]

OH MY GOD

[@meekmillsdad8965]

you are the GOAT

[@angeldude101]

"Welcome to Hell." One of my favourite movie quotes.

[@Theuploader365]

+Cookie star how can you hate that movie

[@salemwolf4506]

Not gonna lie a lot of the “sins” in this one are bull. A couple examples: Voice actor choices are not sins ESPECIALLY Christopher lee and Alan rickman. Having a preference in pet color is not a sin or racist. It’s like saying it’s racist to like black cats or yellow lizards or brown dogs Physics and anatomy is known to be different in wonderland, and not having that match up with our world is not a sin Someone being sad when they watch their way of life be destroyed is expected and therefore not a sin Making references to the original book and movie is not a sin Edit for everyone who is dumb enough to think I’m serious. IT IS ALL IN GOOD FUN CINEMASINS IS POKING FUN AT THE MOVIE I AM JUST POKING FUN BACK

[@jellyfishlamp3611]

you re right, many of these "sins" werent even legit, some were either not researched or just subjective, but i suppose thats what s funny about CinemaSins videos, the fact that they re not perhaps trying to review the movies like a commentary.

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Also comparisons to Harry Potter are bullshite considering Harry Potter borrows hundreds of things from other fiction and they don't sin Harry Potter for that

[@theoddeye1413]

These aren’t opinions these are facts and as a person who has read the book 6 times (I counted) and has been a fan of Alice in wonderland since pre k 99% of the sins are bullcrap

[@lindamukarakate7511]

@@theoddeye1413 "the books don't fucking matter" - CinemaSins many many times why would you watch a video roasting something you like if you're just gonna get triggered?

[@avaius]

I completely agree here. Many of the sins were quite obviously forced, or poorly made with little thought put into them. Some were decent, but bot many

[@finn-3764]

*is binge watching cinema sins* Oh shit! He did Alice in Wonderland!? That movie was my favorite as a kid! *realizes it's Tim Burton's* Oh no. Ohh no no no. *OHHHHH NOOOOOOO*

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Belianki - SAAAAAAAAAME

[@Wildjesta]

No. *ding*

[@fire-nrg7962]

I used to love this movie as a kid. lol

[@clwagoner]

I want Cinema Sins to do a Movie Sins video where they say "Nothing is wrong with this movie. It was fucking awesome. The end."

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

that would be the empire...which is just 8 hours footage of empire state building. there is nothing wrong with that movie.

[@madnessmaker6405]

"No movie is without sin"

[@user-kw6me1je3e]

That would be ' The Shawshank Redemption '

[@hamishmacfleetwood5229]

Bullshit

[@Copperkaiju]

@@user-kw6me1je3e Sorry, Family Guy got to that one.

[@GoodnightPurgatory]

......"Over the bend, entirely bonkers, you'll like be best when I'm off my rocker, tell me a secret, I'm not alarmed, so what if I'm crazy, the best people are"... I'm done •_•

[@GoodnightPurgatory]

***** HAH! XD

[@resoldbaby7687]

SAME THO

[@pixelgirl9423]

Roseyraptorqueen "All the best people, are crazy. All the best, people are. Where is my prescription" (FINISH THE SONG)

[@GoodnightPurgatory]

PixelGirl94 "Doctor,docter, please listen, my brain, is scattered, you can b Alice I'll be the mad hatter..."

[@sachyaxii6099]

Roseyraptorqueen bow ties are cool. so are fezzes. and stesons. and Karen. and that actor of Rory. and Matt Smith. and sonic screwdrivers and basically shitting in logic's face. and space gandalfs. and Smith's entire acting career which i know of.

[@egogeo851]

I like how peole that keeps saying " it's not a sin, read the book" They need to remember : this is cinima sins, not book sins or literal sins

[@tommerker8063]

especially since the movie has as much to do with the book as a piece of shit with a cupcake, i mean alice turns into xena warrior princess with a -ininity role on charisma in the last act for fucks sake

[@HanaBakemono]

Add a sin for every time they call the Jabberwock the Jabberwocky. Jabberwocky is the name of the poem, not the monster. I had to recite this entire poem for a play I was in back when I was 12, this fact was shoved into my head over and over. So when I hear them call the monster (who is perfectly voiced by Christopher Lee who wanted to burble his voice as he monster does in the poem) a Jabberwocky, it irks me to an annoying degree. Like, people get mad when I rant about this. As the Nostalgia Critic said, American McGee's Alice series is a better version of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland than Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

[@SirKirk2000]

HanaBakemono doesn’t he also say that Care Bears in Wonderland is a better adaptation than this

[@kassandrax2322]

HanaBakemono Nostalgia Critic! :D

[@thomasevanko8434]

HanaBakemono Frankenstein's the doctor

[@jaymcbride1458]

What poem have you been reading because the one by Lewis Carroll clearly identifies the beast as being named the jabberwocky. Where does it say its not? Lewis Carroll, 1832 - 1898 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

[@jaymcbride1458]

With further inspection i realized you were speaking of the the add 'y' of the the name. I agree with your claims and apologize for speaking before proper analyst.

[@LethiaVorondil]

Could have been amazing. Don't know why it went so wrong.

[@i_am_ergo]

+Jessica Kirkman Burton completely forgot that movies should have at least some substance.

[@TOKAGERO1]

+Jessica Kirkman movie made by producers, they just wanted comedy and a lord of the rings final battle. I bet that Tim Burton had little to no say on the what the story was going to be about. When you see how brilliant he was directing Edwood you can tell that this movie doesn't have his touch

[@Istayton95]

because it was Tim Burton

[@Sammyyaam]

Reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Which was by Tim Burton and had both Depp and Helena

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

+Jessica Kirkman we wanted, and the movie advertised as if it would be like the book, with Alice's adventure in wonderland, all the journay, but nop, cliché, lame-ass profecy hero plot. The only redeemable thing is how they picked the deepest notes and poems of the book meaning that somehow, this still adapts from the source material, and all implies the next movie will too.

[@heartslove5238]

For higher class party events white and cream were the expected colors to wear

[@czarenallyzamonisit4642]

Hearts Love theme....

[@Necromancer0225]

Had this video been made later, a sin would have been : Presence of Johnny Depp convinces me into thinking I'm watching a Harry Potter (related) movie

[@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113]

And Johnny Depp was theater in a Harry Potter (related) movie

[@somethingroyal6610]

I shall futterwackin... *Vigorously* Edit: I didn't expect this much attention.

[@czarenallyzamonisit4642]

Rick Sanchez did you?

[@somethingroyal6610]

I did... ;)

[@samgibson13]

Blue Diamond im

[@miserylitmedia1050]

They would ^_~

[@t-lymphotropicosrs9492]

futterwackin likes theres no tommorow

[@toniakande5510]

Please do Everything Wrong with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005). I love that movie, but it is very sinful

[@morbidsearch]

I thought it was better than the original (even if Gene Wilder was way better than Johnny Depp)

[@marcobodt7073]

+PendulumFTW literally just watched the older one, and Jesus Christ willy wonka is a psychopath

[@antspiral]

Vvvveeerrrryyyy sinful

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

come on now, you've exposed yourself way too much now

[@toniakande5510]

PendulumFTW I always like the newer one better than the original. People would always tell me i'm crazy for thinking that, but maybe it's because i'm only 15 so the newer one was a part of my childhood.

[@DragicaOfficial]

there's a sinful amount of sins missing for her terrible Kristen Stewart-level 'acting'

[@this-aint-no-party]

It says a lot about me that I'm crushing on both of them~~

[@cumstariscancer2393]

+Ghost Witch it says that you find dead corpses erotic :P

[@Evelina_412]

+Ghost Witch So basically chicks who are dead inside are your thing?

[@PixelDoodles]

Kristian Stewart jokes? Hello, 2007! She knows how to act...

[@JordanLink1]

is that lea seydoux cant tell. she was solid in spectre

[@dutchvanderlinde1907]

The whole point of the movie is to be unrealistic, and you’re making fun of it for being unrealistic

[@jordanvega1666]

Exactly, how dumb.

[@polsenggg7034]

Oh for god sake, it’s HIS FRIKIN JOB

[@stagnantwater2375]

ikr its legit SUPPOSED to be unrealistic why he still bully it about being unrealistic

[@jordanvega1666]

@@drgaz6235 The OG Alice has "real" plot as well at the beginning...

[@devillass6025]

@@drgaz6235 Having an actual consistent plotline doesn't mean an Alice in Wonderland reboot can't have crazy shit happening. Can you imagine an AiW story NOT having weird creatures and silly concepts? Yes, the original AiW was more like a fever dream, with random things happening to Alice that dont exactly link together like a storyline, and I do agree that if you were to make it less like an actual dream, it needs to have more rules just like any fictional world. But the rules don't have to be that restricting honestly, or it'll just ruin the fun. I think we can have some tart eating frogs and fish that walk on their fins if said creatures have the ability to talk in the first place.

[@kayundae4411]

As much as I love Cinemasins, the point of Wonderland is for nothing to make sense.

[@fillername6808]

Then they didn't even do that correctly. This movie clearly did not want nonsense to be the focus.

[@gromusodus1949]

What was the focus?

[@negavenom]

+Gromus Odus Trying too hard to be an epic fantasy movie via lord of the rings.

[@Antasma1]

"*Underland*"

[@IndianTelephone]

+Fatal Fandomer Just like every other Disney movie.

[@michaelgleghorn9779]

I don't think this is even pointing out actual flaws anymore. It's just making fun of movies and I love it.

[@marusakiyara4043]

"have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" A: They both have quills!!!! :)

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

ourWorld Lucy because in the olden days (not specifying date as I'm sure I'll get it wrong), quills were fashioned into writing tools. Have you not seen any of the Harry Potter films? 😏

[@alexhrycaj8429]

Because Poe wrote on both..or there is no answer.

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Alex Hrycaj lol

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

352 650 oh, that makes much more sense.

[@packrat2004]

Y'all. Everyone is arguing about this answer but the point of this riddle is that there are MANY different answers.

[@uglebeffus]

Came in ready to diss *every* comment he made about the movie. Burst out laughing when he said "This is patently untrue, and the reason why we have Donald Trump as a presidential candidate." Thanks for that.

[@NineQuestionMarks]

Is it just me, or does adult Alice look eerily corpselike at the beginning of the film?

[@octavianschaefer7294]

Agreed. Tim Burton movies are famous for people that are so pale they look dead.

[@maisywilliams2128]

Everyone is pale and weird in this movie

[@MakiMatsurra]

+Nathan Schaefer or like a porcelain doll.

[@actionjackson3522]

+Nathan Schaefer Maybe this is a twist for the 2nd movie: Alice is actually dead and Underland is her imagined Heaven. But she had to pass through Purgatory (the real world)

[@Daskaar]

right? she looks sick man

[@OrcaPlayer]

I cant believe you missed "Frances de la Tour further proof Im watching a Harry Potter movie"

[@saschalevi6486]

*ding*

[@bitset3741]

"Someone tell me how to enjoy things" - simple, stop thinking so much about the internal logic and plot of TOTALLY fictional stories. "What are the rules with the clothes" - the rules are PG... that's it just PG Love the channel :)

[@eblackwell]

Being fictional does not throw out logic, plot or other writing rules. A story still has to adhere to its universe.

[@ride9581]

It's a joke and I'd rather watch this than the movie because he is funny

[@Gormoth1983]

You forgot to mention Frances de la Tour, who was also in Harry Potter.

[@doubledamn2599]

Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk? Because neither is made of cheese.

[@JacobFelten]

+Jayden Dove What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common? They're both harmless, unless you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

[@Messilegend1000]

+Jacob Felten Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field full of dead babies? My dick

[@Mailed-Knight]

+Jacob Felten I laughed out loud.

[@Ampwich]

What makes coffee and a computer similar? Neither are on the moon riding a giraffe with a burrito on their head and singing Christmas carols on a Tuesday.

[@doubledamn2599]

DaGerminator That's only because its Saturday, on Tuesday you can bet that both are up there having a great time.

[@CouchTfilms]

I've watched this film, but don't remember anything but the breakdancing

[@eaglefalconhawk007]

You are a lucky bastard because I unfortunately remembered almost the whole movie.

[@theonewithglasse5302]

I feel like unfriended is the next sins video

[@KhanMann66]

Stupid movie. Can't believe it has such a high rating? I truly believe the critics were bribed into giving such high rating.

[@Gaaraloverr1]

+Ichigo1423jfk Yeah, I'll agree that it was stupid (most horror films are), but it had more substance than most found footage movies and it didn't rely on heavy sex scenes like most modern horror flicks. Comparing it to films like Krumpus, Ouija, or The Visit, I'd say it's done surprisingly well for itself. For that, I give it praise.

[@darthnightmare7529]

have they done PA, Ghost Dimension yet?

[@tinseltina]

+Taj White PLEASE

[@Bloodhurl67]

+Ichigo1423jfk Wait what? When I went to the movie theaters it was so bad that there was only one showtime

[@alayssacruz7628]

10:39 "Bald, fat Ron Weasley and his twin volunteer for certain death". I'm LMAO at 1:00 in the morning 😂

[@Creepyfangirlnumber]

Let's just say that the majority of this cast is the Harry Potter cast

[@jbvader721]

Get used to it because next year we're getting Hermione Granger as Belle in "Beauty and the Beast".

[@freddyrichards878]

Johnny depp and Helena bottom Carter tells me that I'm watching a Tim Burton movie.

[@pandabear8475]

Have you seen "Sweeney Todd"? I like to think of it as "Johnny Depp kills off the cast of Harry Potter."

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

10:39

[@heyimtingle7199]

caterpillar is obviously a part of vape nation.

[@fakjbf3129]

Oh, the good old days when Donald Trump was just a presidential candidate......

[@garrettalexander7866]

Donald Trump 😷

[@acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594]

Fakjbf wish we could turn back time,to the good ol' dayyys when donald trump was a candidate

[@xxxx_fortnitegod_xxxx511]

Fakjbf eyyyyyy. The good times when he wasn't PRESIDENT.

[@hurt12398]

Now that he is president its even better think of all president jokes we can have. With Hilary its just feminism and corruption jokes with Trump the possibilities are limitless.

[@Polopony20.]

if god is Satan then yes

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

The rocking horse flying thing is actually 100% in the book

[@chiaisannoying]

It actually is lmao- I was super annoyed when he counted it as a sin djdkendksj

[@britedit7552]

Incoming "Last time I was this early..." jokes

[@theraVen27]

+Geek Humour "jokes"

[@NovatusRSGaming]

Last time I was this early, Greek Humour was funny

[@720instaswap5]

Last time I was this early "Last time I was this early " jokes didn't exist

[@areyoufuckingautisticchild2159]

Last time I was this early Chuck Norris jokes were relevant

[@burger5082]

Last time I was this early there were no "The last time I was this early" jokes.

[@eleos7318]

Does anyone ever find themselves critiquing the movie as Cinema Sins does when watching a movie in the theatre???

[@CaptainCrafty1103]

I do

[@trashcat4886]

Me

[@eleos7318]

nicee!

[@Mr_Tza]

Constantly, also as a writer it really affects writing scenes knowing there is someone out there ripping films apart. Still love his work though and it makes writers and film makers lift their game.

[@eleos7318]

+Tza Drake very true!!!

[@Cerise4697]

Out of curiosity, did the CS people ever read the original books? In the book, Alice (as a CHILD) actually questions the validity of drinking a bottle without checking it for poison, but of course she drinks it anyway because she's a child, she's dreaming and shit makes sense in dreams anyway, and she has that charming naivete about her that just makes the whole scene funnier. I was wondering if you guys had read the book!

[@kokeru]

lol same with the jabberwock, it was integrated in though the looking glass if im not wrong so it totally makes sense for it to be there, im pretty sure it's comedy at this point but being slightly obsessed with the story it did bug me a little woops gettin triggered up in here

[@jonathanshepherd5515]

They sin movies, not books.

[@hamishmacfleetwood5229]

Jonathan Shepherd i agree that there sinning movies not books

[@squashfei8907]

Corsets were actually not that bad and were one of the only ways that women could express themselves through fashion, and we only think of them as bad today because during the first-wave feminism movement men made fun of corsets and said they were harmful in order to bring women down.

[@GoddoDoggo]

As a big fan of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and the original Disney cartoon (and several non-Disney live-action movies), I fucking hated this movie beyond expression. I have not the slightest idea how it got a sequel.

[@nextlevelgamer3]

oh yeah, it actually did, i completely forgot that.

[@cristinalopez6541]

I've been reading the books since my childhood and like you I have watch all the animated movies and play the Alice madness games....... But I really like that movie.

[@animalportal1661]

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme it got a sequel?

[@indie_13]

+Brendan Kress There's a sequel coming out soon. It is called 'Through the Looking Glass'

[@ned114]

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme because it made over a billion dollars

[@JamesSnappJr]

"Rocking horse flying thing"?? -- Rocking-horse-fly, silly! It's in the book!

[@juliandiazarriaga6656]

Pelease do everything wrong with Shrek!

[@cameronbeaudry1125]

there is nothing wrong with shrek Edit: wow I did not expect this many likes

[@ethan_mcl_4826]

Shrek is love shrek is life.

[@Nanorobotic]

+Ethan mcl 4826 pretty sure that of they do Shrek they should add 200 sins just for inspiring that video. *shudders*

[@ethan_mcl_4826]

+Skyro Wat yeah lol

[@Enel97]

+That Guy Who Is Much Smarter Than You shrek 4 kinda disagrees with you

[@sofiecomer2009]

Does he not know that this version of Alice in Wonderland doesn’t just include the original story, but also other poems that Lewis Carroll had written? Lol

[@thepickygamer4450]

Why the lol at the end?

[@eblackwell]

The focus is the movie only? Not books or poems etc. Only the film

[@pleaseenteraname2745]

@Always Unlucky Well, the poem is in the second book of Alice

[@Serlina21343]

I mean this Movie has barely anything to do with the Plot of the Book eather way

[@SanjanaAhmed3527]

i love tim burton and i love this movie, but this channel is so hilarious that idc about the criticisms honestly and i live for the criticisms you guys do of the movies i hate, so it's all good lmao

[@kiriaytroust]

A Raven is like a writing desk because both produce notes yet they fall very flat.

[@Sara-ps1rg]

And because they both have quills or rather, at the time they only used quills to write

[@jeromemalenfant6622]

The things that most annoyed me about this movie are, in order: 1) The monster is the JABBERWOCK, not the "Jabberwocky". "Jabberwocky" is the name of the poem, not the monster! How did they manage to mess this point up? 2) The characters, including Alice, have absolutely no appeal, and they all act as if they're half asleep. 3) Having the Red Queen of Hearts be the sister of the white chess queen is weird. It would be more logical, and more symmetric, to have made her the red chess queen. 4) All the other stuff listed in this video.

[@tommerker8063]

the hole movie was filled with bad cgi and absolutely meh performances

[@teenietinytony]

please elaborate on the second point? i don't exactly see it. so do you have good examples? i thought especially the mad hatter was exceptionally well done (you can literally see almost every little change in his emotions even in the shortest of scenes.) i just wanna understand this lol also i don't think the fourth point makes sense, since most of the "illogical" things happening make sense once you start paying attention and kind of just let go of the strict logic of reality. it's called wonderland by alice for a reason, yk? :3

[@jeromemalenfant6622]

@@teenietinytony I was contrasting this film with Disney's 1950 animated "Alice in Wonderland', where in my opinion the characters are a lot more interesting.

[@teenietinytony]

@@jeromemalenfant6622 i don't know if comparing a movie with actual actors to an animated movie works tho :/

[@morninggloom8391]

Honestly I get unreasonably angry at inaccurate portrayals of corsets.

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Alice is literally magic. She can predict the future in her dreams.. or rather her own future in her dreams. I’m surprised that they didn’t make her like a lost princess of wonderland or something like that at the end of the movie. Would have been a better movie

[@TheDrunkRobot]

Everything wrong with Wreck It Ralph plszzs

[@ellie9248]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thexman6138]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@Talkingrain]

It would make sense. Screen Junkies did a Honest Trailer of the movie today.

[@rebeccablaske8634]

Yes! I love that movie!

[@marcstuart5250]

he wouldn't it is his favourite movie I heard it'd take like 10 mill subscribers for that thing to be done

[@Ravicious]

The 'inner garment' was actually one of her fingerless gloves.

[@buckbeck_playz230]

Oh cool!

[@caramelle0191]

But how?

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I thought it was her underwear and how'd she'd think to put her gloves on her body

[@dontask3497]

14:01 You think I'm crazy. You think I'm gone. So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are. Shoutout to those who go that!

[@miamiric6051]

Melanie Martinez!

[@miamiric6051]

Mad Hatter!

[@tiagiaplz]

And I know you're crazy too. I know you're gone, that's probably the reason why we get along.

[@lenatour]

+Mustache Cat I'm nuts baby I'm mad

[@Niedopalki]

the craziest friend that you've ever had!

[@hufflepuffgirl6794]

When he said Alan Rickman I broke into tears.

[@intern_dana]

honestly, thank you for adding all those sins for alice telling imogen to get psychological help. as someone who's been on the psych ward multiple times in my life, i can't tell you how much i hate those people who act as if being crazy makes them quirky and cool but then go around and treat actually mentally ill people like crap

[@Madrempaige]

0:32 "You're mad, bonkers, off your head, but I'll tell you a secret, All the best people are." I my mind just started playing Mad Hatter "All the best people are crazy"

[@RunningHarmony]

She's not dreaming about the future, this is after she first went to Wonderland and lost her memory of it, but she still has nightmares. I thought that was obvious, but apparently not

[@dkjcb3993]

10:14 I swear to God, if she had slapped that bug right after saying it's against her vows to harm anything, I would have lost my shit 🤣🤣. I really thought that's what she was going to do.

[@xoxanime4lifexox]

actually with the jabberwocky at 4:00 ,the poem is about a child killing the jabberwocky and there is a line that goes "my beamish boy ,callou callay oh frabjous day ." however the picture in the book shows a child with long hair presumably a girl .so it makes sense really

[@micahs7239]

It's kind of hard to call out logic problems in this movie because it is, after all, Underland/Wonderland where basically nothing makes sense. So some of the sins don't really apply, which is the point of the movie. Still like the video, though, and didn't pick up on all this the first time.

[@tracey5324]

The characters volunteering to slay the Jabberwocky was them attempting to change the scroll's prophecy. Let them volunteer and hope the scroll's image had changed to the new killer.

[@alucardyoici]

+Tracey Granter why did they thought that would work?

[@tracey5324]

They didn't, but Alice had already told them she didn't want to volunteer and they tried to respect that decision.

[@Yawnyz]

Johnny depp in a Tim Burton movie cliche DING

[@Rae.Harper]

Uh.. Porcupine is actually a hedgehog... Just sayin'

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Yeah I was a bit confused about this too...

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

+Leonor Távora But the "porcupine" in the video is actually a hedgehog. We know the difference between those two animals.

[@Rae.Harper]

+Leonor Távora I learned the difference between porcupine and hedgehog when I was a little kid... But I'm glad you needed to google...

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Dudes please don't start arguing about the difference of a porcupine and a hedgehog. It was a misunderstanding and you shouldn't insult each other because of it. (That would be so Internet.)

[@denizolgun819]

+Leonor Távora this comment gave me AIDS.

[@giaz4445]

everything is acceptable because Wonderland

[@chiaisannoying]

agreed

[@Balthazar2242]

Summary of Nostalgia Critic review: Alice in Wonderland is meant to be a story about pure nonsense and whimsical fun. This film attempts to inject "sense" like prophesies and epic battles between good and evil and so on. It totally poisons the core of what Alice is supposed to be like.

[@Beara-sd9vg]

Absolem: Not hardly. Me: Double negative. *ding*

[@destinytrbl]

0:39 i immediately thought of melanie martinez

[@sophiajane1]

Sameeeee

[@777words]

same 😂

[@marcellisnam]

+Destiny Wilder hello fandom ;)

[@marcellisnam]

***** I laughed my ass of because your sentence matches your profile pic

[@xenasorceress7486]

+Destiny Wilder EYYYYY MY PEOPLE

[@apollinarian]

Imma be a little bitch real quick. I don't like how they didn't exactly understand the whole concept of Lewis Carroll's AiW: no matter what happens in Wonderland, the story follows Alice. We should only see it if Alice is there seeing it.The Hatter's flashback is one of the things that completely breaks that rule. Also, "Jabberwocky" is the name of the poem, not of the monster, which is called "Jabberwock". These are just my nitpicky thoughts. It's a good movie, it just doesn't stay true to Alice.

[@heathermallghoul498]

+Floweraise It's called a Jabberwock in the books too.

[@ogorodami]

Yeah, right... The second movie suddenly revealed that Wonderland/Underland is a typical fairytale country with completely sane people. And Alice's gang seem to be the only freaks around. Ok, these movies never took place in actual "Wonderland", period. It just can't be.

[@skittlezkawaii5604]

The MLG Hope Estheim *Ding*

[@zoguy6988]

"You take the red pill, and you stay in Wonderland. I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole really is." "I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole really is." "How deep the rabbit hole really is." I'm I the only one who finds that perverted?

[@breakerboy365]

not surprised

[@cucaulwell1287]

Yes. Yes you are.

[@eptile]

your comment just reminds me of the aviator.

[@alextheidiot.wastaken]

no!!!

[@taicanium]

Given the large amount of Zootopia rule 34 I've seen...no. No, you are not.

[@TheOReport1994]

0:59 Actually, corsets are supposed to be comfortable when fitted and worn properly - not tight-laced to get a tiny waist and causing labored breathing. Even in the Victorian/Edwardian era, only a small population of women would tight-lace their corsets to appear more fashionable.