Everything Wrong With Return of the Jedi

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[@CinemaSins]

Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

[@Doggie1999]

Hi.

[@theluckylukeshow]

cool

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Do Everything Wrong With Norbit (2007)

[@livlove7198]

Love you guys

[@Nube-Gamer]

Do Everything Wrong With Sausage Party!!!!

[@cowpattybill]

I love how you wordlessly remove 5 sins for Leia in her slave outfit.

[@hylianro]

I find it funny how Han gets a tit grab off of leia and it’s never mentioned by anyone other than CinemaSins

[@Alonest155]

@@hylianro When? I must have missed it lol

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@Alonest155 At 15:18. I'm guessing the reason no one mentions it is because it's pretty darn subtle given the situation.

[@DeltaDS]

@@SergeantExtreme im guessing thats what he meant by "cops a feel"

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@DeltaDS I take it you're European?

[@meredithmichaels3697]

Luke: is Darth Vader my father? Yoda: no time, must die faster

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

"Time I not do have. Faster die I must" D'uh!

[@Discosaturn]

He's dying right away so he wouldn't have to pay on funeral expenses.

[@norsegoat1408]

LMFAO

[@chosenArchitec]

talk about your regrets man ;D

[@thebrockman5734]

Ugly German Truths actually it’s “Time, there is not. Die faster, I must.”

[@Ticcy12]

Luke: gets the high ground Vader: obi wan has taught you well

[@Soft_Machine]

69th like lol

[@leonardochapman4736]

@Ticcy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@r4m_safetycar1]

Luke: It's over father I have the high ground Darth Vader: Ah shit here we go again

[@StainedSteelOG]

ITS OVER FATHER! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

[@Samuel_McGym]

Infinyx 420 now

[@spearblast950]

I don't know why. But when Leia tells Han that Luke is her brother. That reaction of Han's always makes me laugh.

[@pranksterboy8371]

Probably because he though of when they kissed lol.

[@humminster]

Sweet home Alabama

[@obi-wankenobi6036]

@@humminster where the skies are so blue

[@humminster]

@@obi-wankenobi6036 random words because I don’t know the lyrics

[@xplatypus516]

@@humminster lord I’m coming home to you

[@philips.5563]

My biggest problem with this movie is that Han changed his shirt while frozen.

[@mymilalyflala4131]

um not only that but his hand were tied behind his back when frozen but somehow emerged with hands infront

[@TacPhoenix]

How did I not realize these two things

[@IsaiahAmos017]

You know why his shirt is different Jabba the hut thawed him out and played with him like a doll and changed his clothes

[@matthewtosca6882]

They actually thawed and froze him again. Freezer burns a bitch

[@georgemoseley2696]

Never noticed that!

[@McDooogle]

Those weren’t cigarettes mate. They were death sticks

[@patback5760]

You don't want to sell me death sticks

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

I want to go home and rethink my life

[@boomboone47]

Same diff.

[@ale5cat-san689]

XD

[@100barbelve]

@@boomboone47 hell no, that shit looked like a vial of listerine

[@rewrew897]

“Why do storm troopers have different armor every where they go” Kind of annoys me It’s almost like There are specialized military units

[@paulk6399]

Toys Whenever you have a question in such a movie about appearance, the answer is always toys

[@SethSwanny]

Andrew Glawson' yeah I hate that he did that I would sin it if they didn't do that

[@pixeltcat]

Jager yeah you can’t use the same trooper type for each battle unless you want to lose 60% of the time because they either die or are easily spotted

[@pixeltcat]

Mr. Anderson not really if you want a more effective army your going to have to have different troopers for different climates and situations the clones had it as well as this specific trooper was given better visibility so they don’t constantly crash into things even if stormtroopers are expendable they should still at least be affective and while they did all end up crashing they had never encountered a situation like that they are clearly scouts used to relay information and because of this that’s why they’re lightly armed with only one blaster

[@ooheeh2264]

I think he means the stormtrooper armor on Endor is different from the normal, even though it’s still the same white and gray as the standard armor. I don’t think he meant anything about camouflage.

[@asaalexander6191]

"when you're a regular ass stormtrooper and you hear this laugh, don't you get second thoughts" 😂😂😂 lol right

[@oldleatherhandsfriends4053]

maybe the laugh indeered the Emperor with his men, he's the happy joking dad figure they never had.

[@asaalexander6191]

@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 yeah they hear him laughing and they're like " good he's happy" lol

[@KiingLewis]

Show me what you got

[@SethSwanny]

HeyItsKiing yes daddy

[@5amura115]

@@romusa10 Not an option, i mean they're rebel scum. Need I say more?

[@vayne1169]

The only reason Anakin was his young self when he died was because that’s what he looked like before he turned to the dark side

[@boomboone47]

I’m gunna admit I was gunna say something short and stupid but I can’t think of anything. Have a nice day!

[@grandmasteryoda4288]

Exactly

[@gabrielmecenas2075]

But he turned to the light side again when he was old

[@johns5638]

When do the movies state that that's how it works?

[@tragedythetragedy5015]

@@johns5638 When do the movies state that isnt how it works?

[@deadlyraver4454]

*Sees Leia in a two-piece* "The power of boners is worth the removal of five sins." -5

[@partylizard8343]

Guys can do that too

[@NorthernLaw_]

@Marcus Charley OOF

[@NorthernLaw_]

whatface

[@lasertaser6045]

😐

[@JENNerationX]

Every girl wanting a two piece to be a princess 👑 but we’ll pass on being hooked up with the first “Fat Bastard”

[@darthemphatic4654]

Luke: “From a certain point of view?!” Luke would be amazing at cinema sins.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

Anakin: "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil"

[@a_guy_in_orange7230]

Gravity Decided: mmmm nah, he can live.

[@iainmaclean4872]

gravity and two giant explosions.... fuck disney.

[@NikiRGB]

@Declan Williams except all of disney's star wars movie suck. The fact that the protagonist is literally a Mary Sue does not help

[@NikiRGB]

@@MetalRaydown this is literally the first time I say anything about the sequels. Sorry if I have an opinion Edit: and I was just anwsering to the person who called them "masterprices"

[@superbigblack]

Rey is more pure than Anikin so she deserves to be the one to save the galaxy. What kind of stupid story has the 2nd most powerful Sith kill the most powerful after decades of being evil because of their love for his son? Boring! It makes more sense that Palpatine's granddaughter who wasn't even born yet kill him decades later after the galaxy was at peace because he decided to show his face and make a Sith in a tube. What makes the story even better is no one knew he was alive not even the bad guys. Can't wait to see that movie!!!

[@JPQFilms]

Iain MacLean The Palpatine in TROS wasn’t the one here.

[@Thanatos317]

Why wouldn’t you take off sins for the “ it’s a trap!” scene.

[@gregski9918]

yes!

[@sven518-7]

Should've done that

[@b1battledroid179]

- 100 sins for it

[@jamesscannell7951]

Ravenclaw 3 who is a Ravenclaw? What kind of potter fan wants to be a Ravenclaw? Ravenclaws suck.

[@Thanatos317]

James Scannell I like being a Ravenclaw, it’s just the house I feel the most connected with, but if you feel that Ravenclaws suck, then you are absolutely entitled to that opinion. I wish you the best in life.

[@nixneato]

I sin you for only removing 5 sins for the gold bikini. DING!

[@lvcassea]

DING ×5

[@mindyschocolate]

LMAO when he did that.

[@darthmong7196]

IMO this whole film is unsinnable for that reason.

[@Discosaturn]

I'm sinning because Leia's breasts aren't jiggling.

[@madhippy3]

Extra sin for not mentioning. Bad manners

[@titoelcomombiano]

4:31 Boba Fett survives this... ding 16:49 Palpatine survives this... ding 17:28 Palpatine survives this... ding

[@aurelia8028]

This was uploaded before Episode 9 came out though

[@FadedGamingLove]

Palpatine died. He straight up says it in the Rise of Skywalker. What happened was his force spirit was put into a clone body, using science now being shown in the Mandolorian, as well as Sith power, talked about in Revenge of the Sith.

[@titoelcomombiano]

@@aurelia8028 it was a joke

[@titoelcomombiano]

@@FadedGamingLove it was a joke

[@dindjarin1023]

Sheev is STILL alive- *ding*

[@evrypixelcounts]

I love how people forget that Ewoks are tiny carnivorous predators that almost ate the protagonists....has anyone thought about where all the stormtrooper bodies went?

[@TheSuperRatt]

If they were such a threat, the shield generator would never have been able to been built on-world in the first place.

[@zachhaynes5052]

so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

[@hecate235]

​@@TheSuperRatt The Imperials have no respect for aliens. Even furry cannibal ones. And besides, up until now, the Eewoks have left them alone. (Besides maybe roasting a few stromtroopers for dinner.)

[@mcdonalds5972]

Missed sin: Anakin *STILL HASN'T CLEANED THE FUCKING RACKS.*

[@judoboy5095]

15:37 no he’s saying that because he has the high ground🤦‍♂️

[@bluepearl_22]

That explanation didn't work back when this movie first came out cause it depends on knowledge form the prequels.

[@judoboy5095]

blue_pearl_22 joke bro😐

[@bamb1etta_basterb1ne]

@@bluepearl_22 GAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHA the prequels are chronilogically before the original trilogy so it DOES WORK!!

[@bluepearl_22]

@@bamb1etta_basterb1ne No you idiot cause the prequels weren't even written when ROTJ came out so the idea of Obi-Wan having the high ground didn't exist yet. Use your brain, stupid :D

[@juicedbeetlejuice4572]

I’m just gonna watch and see how this plays out.

[@larrystrange8044]

I can actually answer the "impersonating a deity" conundrum. Droids in the Star Wars universe are regularly memory wiped to keep them from developing personalities. Thats why R2 and 3P0 have all the quirks they do. They haven't been memory wiped since shortly after the end of Ep3. Thus while 3P0 knows its against the rules he is able to disreguard the order and do it anyway even though it makes him uncomfortable. It's also why he once claims not to be much of a storyteller to Luke in Ep4 but mesmerizes the Ewoks with a story in Jedi. Protocol droids are given limited imagination to keep them from embellishing translations but 3P0 has outgrown his programming limitations through experience.

[@young.frankenstein55_54]

Um, huh?? What? Are you high? I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.

[@angryfootball6241]

R2 was never wiped

[@LadyOnikara]

In Episode 9, even though he is friends with everyone, he still won't go against his programming to do something for them and would make their quest easier though.

[@caseypitt1296]

@@LadyOnikara it's not that he won't, it's that he can't. He stated that it was likely implemented during the Republic Era, since Palpatine is a Sith, and having someone who can translate it and give the information to his future apprentices' wife or future apprentice to put more attention on him because of the use of a forbidden language would result in complications.

[@Kolonol1]

R2-D2 was programmed by Anakin shortly after episode 1 to not be able to be memory wiped in Laments terms...

[@BurnSchulz]

4:55 Stormtrooper to another: "Are we the bad guys?"

[@boomboone47]

BurnSchulz, lmaoooooooo

[@coolesocke8675]

Gary: Have you looked at our helmets recently? Larry: Our Helmets? Gary: Yeah have you looked at them? Larry: What? No. A bit. Gary: They kinda look like skulls. Larry: ... Gary: Are we the baddies?

[@LadyOnikara]

Gary: No, we're the good guys! We don't shoot and kill that much. Larry: That's because we can't hit any thing. If we could, it would die. Gary: We need to ask for helmets we can freaking see out of. Larry: I can see you look like an Ewok. Wicket: Yub Yub!

[@MasterHall117]

York asked north that In Red vs Blue

[@gnranger]

Leia: "I know...... somehow I've always known." Even during this scene? 11:14

[@ronakchakraborty3207]

GNranger 💀

[@AgentShields]

"Once down, they're basically cuddled to death" gold 😂👌

[@zachhaynes5052]

so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell on the ground

[@venzyn8383]

Does anyone notice that Vader says “ObiWan trained you well” when Luke has the high ground It was almost like George Lucas made the high ground scene because of this He probably did

[@user-dx8nl9qm9d]

@Go Away Hey, Obi-wan is the master of the Low ground. He tricked Anakin into trying to take the Highground, Which is how he won.... He also fought maul and won from Low Ground.... Vader mistaked the Highground's power.... But the Highground is still better....

[@dindjarin1023]

Wow, that’s a thought

[@olivermensinger6022]

Vader almost experienced PTSD.

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

If I remember right, the entire series was written before Episode IV was released. The only reason Lucas started with IV was because the special effects at the time didn't let him do the things he wanted with I, II and III. So this was definitely intentional

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

@@terrytheblackmage4799 He actually started with Episode IV because he needed to make the holiday special before disco went out of fashion.

[@Tomfoolery1972]

>Spends years and thousands of dollars building Home Theater >Watches Cinema Sins videos on phone *DING*

[@Genethagenius]

LMAO, me too!!!

[@michaelalexander3078]

Tomfoolery1972 iPad here, just as bad.

[@gentblue]

Huawei phone, so I am breaking US sanctions too!

[@norsegoat1408]

@@gentblue 😂

[@WDLKD]

"Living teddybears" You mean carnivorous, religiously fanatical, guerilla jungle bears?

[@nmh3863]

Still cute af

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@nmh3863 Yeah, arrows laced with venom that poisons your lungs, ropes to break the necks of those on speeders and logs to crush walkers. Totally cute

[@TeamJella]

@@ScoutTrooperTK how would an arrow laced in venom poison your lungs? If anything it'd travel through your veins into your heart

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@TeamJella It poisoned something. Point is they're dead

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

Hahaha!

[@axesoccer7887]

Vader: So you have a twin sister Me: Vader should’ve realized at that time and place that Padme had twins, and that he now has a daughter as well.

[@secretraptor1064]

Well ROTJ was made before ROTS so you can't change a movie after it was made but yea that's kinda stupid.

[@jandy1128]

AxeSoccer He didn’t know. He only knew she was pregnant.

[@ale5cat-san689]

*DING*

[@socialgoat5519]

i HaVe A dAuGhTeR?! wE hAvE tO tElL eVeRyOnE!

[@batmitesolos7097]

he only knew he had a child not twins.

[@johnpalazzo9349]

One of your sins is wrong. When leia is talking about her mother's death, shes not referring to Padme but actually to Queen Breha Organa, her adopted mother. Leia has absolutely no idea, up until that conversation, that Bail and Breha aren't her real parents.

[@angelcampoverde5841]

@@d.j.krider6727 Leia's eyes were open when she was born, and she looked at Padme briefly before she died. Luke on the other hand was born with his eyes closed and that's why he has no recollection of his mother and leia does, it's a neat little detail put in revenge of the sith

[@Jercer]

Queen Breha died when Alderaan was blown up, so your theory doesn’t work.

[@clfisher10]

Just a thought...she says that she only has memories of feelings toward her mother? Could they have been her (at that time unknown) force powers that allowed her to have faint/vague memories of her mother?

[@bbp2930]

@@clfisher10 possibly she could’ve sensed her

[@broadwaybrook2319]

@@angelcampoverde5841 I like that you mentioned that, it makes sense

[@jneumy566]

9:46 I just realized that Mark Hamill is spectacularly failing at trying to hide his smile at something funny that happened off camera

[@lukehill5747]

Lol thats amazing

[@L33T_Taco]

Its hecking awesome cuz its like Luke was aware this shit with C3P0 could happen but didnt wanna mention he knew and then snapped back to reality when Han got up to fight 3P0

[@DrDolan2000]

That's adorable

[@nextminvideos]

He is laughing at c3po being thought of as a God, called acting.

[@mattlawson714]

Never noticed this. Hahahahaha

[@goldentony111]

The one problem I always had with this, even as a kid, is how when Yoda is dying Luke doesn't give a shit. He is obsessed with himself without offering any comfort to this poor dying creature. I know it's all for the good of the Jedi but surely Yoda deserves a bit of compassion and comfort instead of being grilled on his death bed? It's all about Luke. Even when he first met Yoda he was unbelievably rude and unthankful.

[@TheMagicalPinata]

Same with Luke when he first met Leia in Hope. She just lost her planet and everyone she ever loved, he lost some old dude he met like 24hrs ago (if we are not including Obi-Wan the series), yet he is the one that needs comforting. Luke is kind of a self centered asshole haha.

[@lordvika2526]

Actually yes, creating your own personal light saber is part of your force training, because you have to use the force to find the kyber crystals and even the actual physical design is inspired by your connection to the force.

[@suneetiyen646]

I thought it was the chaos emeralds

[@titaniumwolf8756]

@@suneetiyen646 joke?

[@suneetiyen646]

Wow thanks I used to wonder why stormtroopers didn’t use them too. Or jabbas guards

[@Justforvisit]

@@suneetiyen646 What? Not the Infinity Stones?!

[@Camaroni1000]

While this is all true, canonically (I believe) Luke’s kyber crystal comes from qui gon’s lightsaber.

[@somekidiguess9708]

15:18 Did not see it until now, but Han literally gropes her OOF

[@BurntCedar-43]

OH... OH SHOOT

[@boomboone47]

Gg for Han.

[@mylovesongs2429]

He felt her breasts, but he did not say "It's good to be the king!" afterwards.

[@aurelia8028]

@Misplaced 0 would have*

[@MasterHall117]

Think it was planned?

[@zxnzy7150]

0:50 has the gonk droid, how dare you call it a sin

[@roncathers1449]

Zxnzy because they hurt gonk droid 😡

[@The_Rizzington]

@@roncathers1449 I was gonna say that

[@BrianDickens4]

Taking sins off for slave Leia without saying anything, had me laughing :)

[@archibaldc.1833]

14:00 "Once on the ground this storm trooper is cuddled to death" It must be a cuteness overload.

[@holikdad]

I am a firm believer that Luke killed Yoda by talking him to death. Couldn't he just see he needed some rest?

[@flnthrn2]

10:10 How long did the Ewoks keep Leia naked while making that human size Ewok dress ?

[@PlumbPitiful]

What makes you think she was naked? Do you think that the ewoks stripped off her Rebel uniform and brought it to the dry cleaners for her?

[@Οδοιπόρος]

Maybe the dress used to belong to someone they ate.

[@jimwoodford6891]

maybe they kept here like that long enough for them to each have a go at it

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

@@PlumbPitiful "What makes you think she was naked?" Because it was one of the available options. When Leia being naked is one of the options, no other options exist.

[@kingprone7846]

1:34 how is that a sin???? lando is a thug. he doesnt get caught. he is literally at home in jabba's palace.

[@kingprone7846]

@Jake Manbeck gangsters tend to announce themselves when they come home.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

This dude really knows nothing about Star Wars

[@jeffreylebowski7459]

TK 421 Why aren’t you at your post?

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@jeffreylebowski7459 I am. I'm just slacking and YouTubing, but don't tell Vader pls

[@PubicGore]

Because he takes off his mask. I mean, he spoke it, why it's a sin.

[@chararh8408]

I watch cinema sins because I'm too lazy to watch movies myself

[@supersaiyanbro]

Nice

[@_JayRamsey_]

You've...never seen RotJ? I thought that was required viewing for every human being alive post-1983.

[@colinmcgowan6784]

Chararh lol You mean too cheap

[@lifeseries7944]

Same Bro

[@ratbat1072]

Thats probably why most cinemasins viewers watch their videos

[@twalk11189]

7:44 lmao at "it could be a gangbang for all he knows" lmao i think Luke still wouldve been down lol

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

"Somehow, I've always known"

[@DiracComb.7585]

Luke: “Oh you’re hot” Rey: “What?! Gross! We could be ReLaTeD” Luke: *pauses* “never bothered me before” Rey: “Okay, byyyeeeee”

[@417Owsy]

@@DiracComb.7585 *no, don't*

[@beowulf9878]

@@DiracComb.7585 It would still be better than the last movie.

[@LadyOnikara]

I know Lando would be the first to sign up for that.

[@kobebryant9343]

Anakin is his prequel-self, because thats when he "died" as a jedi and turned to darth vader

[@raphaelkaufmann2078]

Exactly, furthermore no one connects the actor of Vader (who was shown as a ghost when the movie came out) with anakin, but we all connect anakin with Hayden Christensen

[@CDEllis88]

Why would anyone think the Emperor is evil. Sure there's the black clothing and he's a weird melted candle faced dude. But that laugh man. He's the happiest guy in the Galaxy and he just has to share it with everyone. I love old Palps.

[@skylx0812]

The scene where he torments Luke with lightning bolts was Jeffrey Dhamer's all time favorite and got him off big time. So yah, he just made everybody happy.

[@joeyw.7489]

15:38 Bonus Sin: Lightsaber makes a shadow.

[@Alice-ox7pe]

huh

[@PugnaciousProductions]

CMSBile A lightsaber is basically a energy sword, so the hilt would be the only thing that would cast a shadow.

[@ooheeh2264]

The lightsaber beam could possibly make a shadow due to its thickness. It is definitely up to the people in charge of the canon and not up to you people.

[@juicedbeetlejuice4572]

ooh eeh Dude, It’s a LIGHTsaber.

[@ooheeh2264]

Juiced Beetle juice talk to George Lucas

[@oscargimblett1990]

9:20 Playing the force unleashed has 100% given me the impression that the emperor is just like "I foresaw this all along" whatever happens

[@KidFresh71]

I unabashedly love the Yub Nub song. As a 9 year old, I saw Empire Strikes Back 19 times in the theatre. As a 12 year old- my expectations for ROTJ were impossibly high, yet this movie lived up to the hype. All three original trilogy movies are 10/10 in my book.

[@bostontowny4life744]

A 12 year old with high expectations? Do 12 year olds even get disappointed by entertainment? 12 year olds loved the prequel’s in the 90s and early 2000s.

[@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157]

Yub nub song Yub nub sonng YUB NUB SONG

[@bagofnails6692]

Well nothing that anybody ever says to you is going to change your mind then.

[@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317]

@@bostontowny4life744 First of all, 12 year olds do get disappointed by entertainment. Second, the prequels were great, especially revenge of the sith

[@abubaca2683]

I'm with Jesse. Same age. My brothers and I watched the original 3 movies on VHS repeatedly. I knew every line to the first two movies. I remember waiting in line to see ROTJ at a matinee showing. I liked the song. I thoroughly hated the changes they introduced to the originals.

[@gtperman]

"The force is unforgiving .. You have no recourse after you've aggressively killed your father." Ben Solo would like a word

[@boomboone47]

Lol

[@carrie637]

There’s a theory that Han killed himself to save Ben from the dark side.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@carrie637 Theories are almost always bullshit like the "Main character is in a coma" shit. Basically just conspiracy theories

[@LadyOnikara]

@@carrie637 Didn't seem to work.

[@dindjarin1023]

@carrie I heard that to and Idk but I like that theory

[@themedivaltrainerdawson4951]

When Akbar said "all craft", it sounded like, "Aw crap"

[@icebear6598]

I heard that too

[@joeyteter9383]

I never really understood the hate ROTJ got either. I absolutely love this movie

[@notataco4203]

Ong best Star war’s movie

[@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317]

Me to

[@BabyMatiny]

as i get older i do see that the ewoks were kind of a weak point, especially during the battle. and there was a lot more dialogue than action compared to others. and this film suffered the most from the special editions i feel that said, when there is action such as during the final act with the 3 scenes going on at once, as well as the jabbas palace scene, are SPECTACULAR. this film had the best space battle in my opinion. and vaders redemption scene is definitely my favorite part of the movie as i love anakin/vaders character. despite its problems this is definitely my favorite of all 6 films. the best finale the series could have had

[@matiupvp]

definetly not the best.. your favourite, sure! but esb is 10x better and yes im a ROTJ fanboy but esb is 10x better@@notataco4203

[@JN-ln5ey]

It's not hated at all. It's still beloved, just not as much as the first 2

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Return of the Jedi needs to return back to the theater for me to watch again

[@thelonesculler]

16:33 That "No" got added in 2011. I've got an older version on DVD and he doesn't say that. Kinda prefer it that way

[@sandal_thong8631]

Really stupid line. Reminds me of adding Luke screaming as he falls in Cloud City then having to take it back because people who deliberately fall don't do it. I mentioned somewhere that people jumping off the World Trade Center didn't scream on their way down either, and someone flipped their lid, saying how can you bring that into Star Wars! It has no relevance!

[@myteatime2836]

"Could be a gang bang for all he knows" lmao!

[@mayfriend2959]

I think the reason Vader always gives Obi-Wan the credit for Luke's skill is because Vader thinks of him and Luke as fundamentally the same. Obi-Wan raised Anakin and taught him everything he knew, so he MUST have done the same for Luke, rather than just watching over him from a distance for 20 years. I don't think Vader knows that Owen and Beru were the ones actually raise Luke (correct me if I'm wrong, but they're basically never mentioned again in the movies after their deaths in ANH). Even if he senses Yoda, he's gonna assume that the bulk of the training was done by Obi-Wan in Luke's childhood, as it was for the Jedi, rather than when Luke's in his early twenties.

[@suneetiyen646]

Aunt beru and uncle Owen were done dirty. Never given the backstory treatment raising like they deserved and never brought up again from Charcoal

[@valerien6514]

I think that Vader was just obsessed with Obi-Wan, that's why he always brought him up

[@Webster-gn3kg]

You forgot that one of the Ewoks literally says “That guy’s wise” when they meet C-3PO

[@LadyOnikara]

And the other sounds like he's saying, "More than I am short".

[@thatguyrobert660]

The Empire isn't using R2 compatible hardware, all droids are built with the same activator system. They're using R2-W5 compatible hardware.

[@amityislandchum]

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!

[@thatguyrobert660]

@@amityislandchum Bitch why are you watching a star wars video if you dont like star wars you idiot?

[@darrylbradley3918]

@@thatguyrobert660 r/wooosh

[@thatguyrobert660]

@@darrylbradley3918 It's not a wooosh for me if he's the one that doesn't understand.

[@darrylbradley3918]

@@thatguyrobert660 no. It's a wooosh. You got super technical about something, and he said neeeerd. It's a movie reference. Ya got wooshed. You missed the joke.

[@Astroman10]

7:57 - The purple dudes bow to the Emperor, how can they be above him in hierarchy? Also, those are the bureaucrats that helped the Emperor take over the Senate prior to A New Hope! Remember this is Episode 6 even though it was the third chronologically released movie. Lucas did have SOME planning even though he will completely change the models in Attack of the Clones!

[@Kolonol1]

The purple guys are actually red...and THEY are imperial guards...lol

[@hecate235]

Fashions do change in 20 years, y'know.

[@davidprice5563]

Not forgetting that Ewoks are amazing hair stylists.

[@zachhaynes5052]

so what ewoks doing with stormtroopers

[@davidprice5563]

Curl and dye???

[@zachhaynes5052]

@@davidprice5563 so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

[@davidprice5563]

@@zachhaynes5052 Good point, good question - that I don't know.

[@zachhaynes5052]

@@davidprice5563 Stormtroopers armor got cracked when stormtroopers fell on ground

[@airforcerecruit9266]

“This is not the food I’m looking for”😂💀

[@Staniszpil]

-Why do stormtroopers have different armor everywhere they go? -It is a scout trooper

[@zachhaynes5052]

so what ewoks doing with stormtroopers when stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

[@jbvader721]

Merchandising!

[@aaronh248]

The funny thing about that escape plan and Luke not having his saber is that it required R2D2, who actually has his saber, to be put onto the barge with Jabba. What would he have done if R2D2 just got captured and dismantled? Or if he wasn't on the barge? That seemed like alot of things to go right just to have his light Saber at the right time when he could of had it all along anyway

[@greedy1150]

Anakin is young force ghost because he turned to the dark side when he was young and his Jedi part of him disappeared when he was really young. That’s why he has a young force ghost and not old one . Like before they changed it he had an old force ghost but they changed it because it’s meant to be young

[@Nixus237]

But he became a Jedi again at the end that's the only reason he could be a force ghost in first

[@greedy1150]

I’m not even talking about him becoming a Jedi again 🤦‍♂️

[@cmreap]

are you seriously trying to justify Lucas' meretricious insertion of Hayden Christensen into the Special Edition?

[@xliquid1400]

@@cmreap I liked it

[@alexreilly6121]

christ you will really defend that prat til the end wont you

[@valmarsiglia]

The Ewoks must've had one hell of a beauty salon for humans on their planet to do up Leia's hair like that! Also, shouldn't Chewie have been their god?

[@madisonlink7141]

Nah. Chewie was their "mountain that moves."

[@trupype3028]

And where did they get her dress?

[@chrisandras44]

More than likely in the distant past, a protocol droid crash landed on Endor and the Ewoks worshipped it as a god. After he finally left or "died" he was prophesied to return.

[@tarponpet]

In all seriousness there are other big furry creatures on the planet like Yuzzums, and Goraxes, so Chewie wouldn't be anything special. And apparently the ewok gods are described as golden.

[@tommerker8063]

@@chrisandras44 more like the golden metal man would seem like a god to most primitive tribal civilisations

[@FrankDad]

Sin 34, the sarlac keeps its prey alive while it is being digested.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Do Everything Wrong With The Cat in the Hat (2003)

[@randomcallum]

Didn’t they allready do that ?

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that masterpiece of cinema, and you deserve to pay for even implying otherwise.

[@mikeylikesit525]

Everything.

[@mdmyer]

The whole movie is a sin. It would be a 1 hour 25 minute video.

[@fretfultrout2788]

There’d be 0 sins

[@markvazquez7348]

5:10 Actually yes. All Padawans/soon to be Jedi, must go through something called “great trials” and I’m not kidding, they all have to do something that can prove they are worthy of being a true Jedi Knight. Some are facing a Sith Lord (obi-wan vs Darth maul) (Anakin vs Count Dooku) some are just specific for them like Ahsoka and how she was framed for the bombing of the temple, after she recovered from that, it was considered her great trial and she was able to become a Jedi Knight.

[@EchthelionII]

Shigar Konshi helped defeat the Hex droids on Sebaddon to be granted the rank of Jedi Knight.

[@TimTE01]

When is this stated in the Trilogy?

[@KhanMann66]

I think it was from the lore.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

Is it in the films? It's not, is it? So it's nonsense. Obi-Wan was considered unready by everyone, being really good at combat (and even then, winning via cunning) doesn't seem an appropriate reason to become a knight given the rest of the films. "I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight." "In, like, 36 hours when I spam jump on a much more skilled opponent?" " . . . yes."

[@TimTE01]

If it’s not in the Films, it doesn’t count.

[@_WillCAD_]

I got an actual out loud laugh from "I'd give real money if he'd shut up." Then "We are the United States government! We don't do that sort of thing!" And I lost it. Also: Where did Leia get that pretty new dress she was wearing at the Ewoks village? Was she wearing it under her uniform? Or did they make a human-style dress just for her when Wicket brought her in? How did they know how to make human-style dresses? Ewoks don't wear anything but hoods to cover their neck seams, and the occasional belt or animal skull helmet.

[@amityislandchum]

"Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair?" "....Yeah."

[@dongilleo9743]

What did the Ewoks make Leia's dress out of? I doubt they had a local fabric store, which would leave animal skins from things they had killed to eat. Given the Ewoks were about to cook and eat Han and the rest, you have to start wondering who they might have made Leia's dress out of.

[@tbeller80]

@@dongilleo9743 or who did they kill and steal the dress from?

[@Kolonol1]

I know...why isn't she walking around in just a good? That's a sin right there

[@Sh9168]

And where did Jabba get the bikini from?

[@jimb.7523]

*Also surprised you didn't make mention of the skiff guard who gets "Force-kicked" in the face by Luke during the Sarlacc Pit battle.*

[@thomasferrigno5956]

Missed his face by a foot

[@Haxthegreat]

Sin them, you must

[@jahrules8674]

As Boba fett soars by

[@plasmatorchic]

Honestly its very interesting to see that Luke didn't quite truly trust the force which can be shown by him not using it when he could.

[@sandal_thong8631]

Someone pointed out to me that Luke wearing black and force-choking an alien was supposed to make us think he was being tempted by the dark side of the force.

[@sandal_thong8631]

I always felt that Han saying "Thanks, Luke, I owe you one" was a sin. First, as you say Luke still owed him another, and it's very un-Han Solo, like if he'd said "I love you too." He should have said "Thanks, but remember you still owe me one more, kid!" Also, it's a sin that they left a Y-Wing fighter on Tatooine that Leia or Lando could have flown back. The fleet needed every ship for the attack on the Death Star. That could have saved lives!

[@asuicidalclown]

12:20 what no sin for fish-head extra in the back who cant find the screen?

[@SRussellN]

That's fantastic. Thank you for that laugh

[@cnote9958]

A hahahaha thanks for pointing that out!

[@geckowizard]

I like to think his backstory was that he was one of those incompetent officers who covers his mistakes by shifting the blame on to others, and managed to charm the right people to get promotions and ended up on the deck of Admiral Ackbar's ship in a full-on battle. Completely out of his depth, he's just winged it. His job was to run the scans to detect whether the death star shield was active and whether there were any imperial ships in the vicinity. Probably ended up getting promoted to admiral eventually.

[@Ajax_97]

I don't think I've ever watched these sin videos without laughing. The little quips make this golden hahaha

[@Charlie94781]

The Death Star could have been modified with several auto turrets hovering near the main reactor along with sealing the tunnels with a shield

[@suneetiyen646]

Dinosaurs could have and probably did build a smarter Death Star

[@byteme1601]

"other than finding out leia is adopted" alabama couples/siblings: wat? why would that help?

[@kellyweingart3692]

“spiral-wrapped penishead has a point” 😂

[@ReturnofBenjamin]

Vader: "That's my secret, Luke. I'm always angry."

[@LadyOnikara]

Armor rash will do that. He probably needs medicated powder every day.

[@SilverNero]

7:19 Also, who else would it be? I mean, Leia is the only human woman seen throughout most of the trilogy.

[@pranksterboy8371]

MICHAEL X mon mothma

[@sandal_thong8631]

Some chick on the other side of the galaxy was how it was "supposed" to play out. I read they threw in that comment "there is another" to make audiences think Luke could die or be captured. Then he decided Luke had a sister, then decided he didn't want it to go another 3 films so made her Leia (or Ilea from Children of Dune).

[@evann5451]

12:20. “Oh crap, prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark”

[@evann5451]

@@calebsawyer0719 I know. That’s just what it sounds like

[@liamwarner5749]

You know I've managed to watch this movie multiple times without ever realizing one of those lightning bolts from the Emperor actually makes Vader's skeleton/internal robotics show up through his armour in cartoonish form (16:45 in this video).

[@Lucas2k04]

16:47 in jeremy's voice: he survives this

[@xliquid1400]

Well Darth maul survived being cut in half and thrown away some tunnel still he managed to get to another planet

[@CoolPaDuke]

Since every other force-sensitive character has defied gravity at some point why does the Emperor, one of the most force-powerful characters ever just fall, presumably to his death?

[@chrisandras44]

He was caught utterly by surprise at Vader turning on him.

[@HilaryPea]

Caught off guard by Vader turning on him (good reason, Chris) AND by the force lightning stunning him - or so it looks. Although the force should have warned him. Maybe he got too cocky and ignored the warning.

[@chrisandras44]

@@HilaryPea Luke said it beforehand, his overconfidence was his weakness.

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Return of Skywalker negates this, either palpatine is alive, or there’s recordings of him, which sounds like Disney wanting money, which is extremely possible

[@pixeltcat]

Pugnacious Productions to me it just looks like his spirit is all that remains

[@saltlife8762]

Movie : exists CinemaSins : DINGGGGGG!!!!!

[@ORProductionss]

2:25 Don’t worry, he is just a man of culture

[@mitchellhayward6492]

9:40, Imagine if C-3PO never appeared in the Sequels, and at the end of the saga, we find out that at the end of Return of the Jedi, he stayed with the Ewoks.

[@Joe-rd2pu]

It was very bold of you to make this video

[@TheEliasSmellious]

Joe reupload*

[@hikari67]

You absolute mongoloid

[@JimmiHoevring]

Again.

[@gamingunner128]

Everything wrong with return of the Jedi Us: we don’t do that here.

[@Thatguy55595]

Yeah I can’t even watch it. To me there’s nothing wrong with this movie...

[@Thatguy55595]

The Name bro... empire is the best movie but this second... they should have just ended Star Wars after this. I know people hate on phantom but it was just nostalgic because it came out when I was 5 it has a place in my heart even though it’s kinda bad

[@Thatguy55595]

The Name and he should have reviewed the original vhs release or 97 edition. It would have a lot less sins imo

[@Thatguy55595]

The Name ehh idk about that. I always thought the plot of the movie was great. Like I said he should have reviewed the other version. This dude just whines about everything tbh. Just look at the school of rock one he said the doors aren’t a good band. This dude is clearly and idiot no offense f

[@Thatguy55595]

The Name and no offense but the force awakens was the only good one Disney has made.. they rest are all kinda bad in my opinion. They sold out when Disney got the rights

[@Joneth_Piptne]

The return of the Jedi huh how many times this goddamn person going to return I'm waiting on the last one.... Oh wait

[@wearywolfkins4755]

You guys made a mistake, at 16:52 it should say, “ *DING* He survives this “

[@colehopper8470]

Weary Wolfkins nice spoiler

[@farjohn]

@@colehopper8470 no the spoiler would be saying that Plapytine has cloned himself for hundreds of years and has millions of palpatines to come

[@MrrDerser]

I guess all the other Jedi had to confront some terrible, extremely-difficult evil to become Jedi, too, huh? yea almost sounds as if there was a thing called Trials for padawans before they could become Jedies -thinking face-

[@JezielProdigalSon]

the plural of Jedi is Jedi

[@VTGN-II]

Except padawans didnt have to go through a trial where they fight "difficult evil", and you somehow botched the plural pronunciation of jedi as well.

[@westonblock7097]

4:31 After watching The Mandolorian, Boba Fett would like to have a few words with you 🥴

[@robertserrano6792]

The Emperor: Strike me down Luke: ok Vader:BLOCK lol

[@aceofr3ap3r21]

"15:35" "Obi Wan has taught you well" Why? because Luke is staying on the High ground and Vaders thought was "Ahhh shit, here we go again"? There's no other reason for vader to say this because yoda has trained Luke the force thing.

[@schlesier2821]

Vader says that because he doesn't know Yoda. That they meet in Ep.1-3 is just nonsense and something Lukas wrote because he forgot the original triology when he was writing the prequels.

[@raphaelkaufmann2078]

Schlesier bullshit. Even with the actions of episodes 1-3, how would Vader know that Yoda was still alive after order 66 and those 20ish years. And if he knew Yoda was alive, how would he know that Luke met him?

[@wyldshot666]

No "sin off" for best lightsaber battle. 😢😢😢

[@lorenzopastorelli1114]

wyldshot666 I agree! He should’ve!

[@kylereese1042]

Definitely the best from the original.

[@Mrkrunklepop]

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[@gentblue]

The original lightsabre battles look awful in comparison to the modern ones but this was the best of the old.

[@wyldshot666]

@@gentblue What was important was the build up, importance , and overall significance and payoff. I've seen hundreds of fan-made light saber battles that was good with chorography so....Oh, The Last Jedi didn't have one, as far as "one on one".

[@darthclanker6856]

"how does a rock dropped from 30 feet hurt a stormtrooper?" Even if you had a football helmet, I'm 90% sure you would get knocked down.

[@53prime]

9 year old (or less) Anakin programmed C3PO to be unable to impersonate a deity?

[@jsayoda]

As well as not being able to translate sith writings. Rise of Skywalker spoiler alert!

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

Right?!😂

[@Jercer]

No, Anakin built him from the parts he had. He didn’t program him.

[@FlameDarkfire]

15:29 both Jedi and Sith assume that once you ‘give in’ to dark feelings there’s no going back. It’s a major reason the Jedi were so stuck in their dogmatic ways and why it was so easy for Palpatine to convert several of them, including Anakin.

[@xplatypus516]

“Apparently the door opens when you shoot it!” Lego Star Wars memories where you at 😂😂

[@__Sauron_]

Palpatine- Knock knock. Darth Vader- Who´s there? Palpatine- Not Padme. Darth Vader- =(

[@GoHaxorusThaGod]

😭😭😭😭

[@master106]

15:40 He didn’t know Yoda was still alive. He thought Yoda died with all the other Jedi in Revenge Of The Sith.

[@NonSoCheNickMettere]

Plus, maybe he try to make Luke angry and ready to fight, speaking about Obi-Wan, since Obi-Wan was killed by Vader just in front of Luke.

[@seriouslygavintherandomer]

Vader cant possibly underestimate yoda like that

[@DeinotronTheTerrible]

8:27 Actually, that was a scout trooper, not a storm trooper.

[@VTGN-II]

They're still stormtroopers, just in slightly different gear. It's not like they're clonetroopers or anything.

[@zachhaynes5052]

@@VTGN-II so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

[@cjro71]

You seriously didn't catch when Luke kicks a jabba henchman but his foot doesn't even come in contact 😑

[@deadcatreviewer]

its pretty hard to see tbh

[@cjro71]

@@deadcatreviewer kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6qzYoqkg5J3ias tell me that's hard to see

[@freddyrichards878]

He force-kicked

[@Johntend0]

It’s the force dumb ass

[@guitarguru.3572]

I thought for sure he’d give a sin for that goofy ass kick. Honestly, it looked like a kids playground fight kick

[@gmaxion2001]

5:10 Yeah. . The Jedi had to go through a trial set forth to them in order to become a Jedi. Being as Yoda is about to die, I guess facing Vader is Luke's trial.

[@salvadormercado5988]

I know I’m late but Luke definitely had trining between the 2 movies I mean like he learned how to craft his own lightsaber and can even use Jedi mind tricks, things we know require training to do based on the Clone Wars series.