How To Beat The PSYCHOTIC CLOWN in "Stitches"

[@ar6b]

Have a damn good day! (Louder than everyone else)

[@HowToBeatYT]

you too.

[@sello8526]

@@HowToBeatYT You too.

[@KnobCreek33]

You foo

[@cameronhoskins9643]

@@HowToBeatYThi big big fan watch all your videos, I have a movie u can do London has fallen it’s a great movie

[@kevinmedina6104]

That one is a good movie

[@TitusRedwind]

I feel bad for Stitches to be honest. Those kids were so mean to him for no reason. He was just trying to entertain them and they straight up assaulted him.

[@hayazrik8112]

The did just assault him thr straight up killed him The deserved the punishment

[@NoThankYou_1]

i agree

[@Leo_zard]

I feel bad but, yeah I agree 😅

[@LAZZYISCOOL]

The events are place in Ireland so I’m not sleeping tonight

[@turtle_demigod8201]

I feel bad for him to but I wouldn't blame the kids for this, you should be blaming the mom for hiring a clown for a kid clearly too old. I'm surprised she wasn't shown as the first dead or something since she too treated him poorly.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

I feel bad for the clown, he was just trying to do his job, and died for his trouble

[@Reserekt123]

I know those kids don’t have respect for hustle.

[@spicytrashpanda]

He's a clown, they recognized his inherent evil and did what was needed. Haven't you seen It?

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@spicytrashpanda they murdered him in the beginning. They caused all this

[@rollingwithmoore]

@@Reserekt123hatever happens to these kids is whatever happens

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells Nah, it was manslaughter not murder.

[@WaitinInAmber]

10:34 These Clown Eggs are how clowns keep record the makeup look for each individual clown. Each clown has a different makeup look and to ensure no two clowns have the same makeup, professional clowns paint an egg with their clown makeup and send that in (there’s a registry somewhere, but I can’t remember where).

[@DrTimeSCPPsych]

I was going to comment cuz i have multiple friends who are professional clowns and they all have their egg in the archive.other fun clown fact: every clowns "birthday" is the first of may

[@Terminator_AC130]

@@DrTimeSCPPsych thx for the info

[@blake5208]

That is what they want you to think 😏

[@CrunchSolos]

@@DrTimeSCPPsych professional clowns.. just call them experienced u could of worded that better not gonna lie

[@wunziedinoxxx]

@@CrunchSolos professional implies its a pretty much full time job

[@bmccay6999]

Weird movie idea: A comedy with a similar opening to this movie, then the protagonist gets all paraniod, sets traps, stocks weapons, etcetera throughout the duration. In the end it turns out the undead clown's here to literally finish his act, and it fades to black as the zombie clown finishes a normal magic trick.

[@SennaHawx]

Zombie Clown: "Was this your card?" "No. Man. You came back from the dead and you still suck."

[@bmccay6999]

Zombie clown: Didn't get much practice. I wanted to put this behind me but noooo, "A clown must finish their act". (Grumbles as credits roll)

[@VampBatSystem]

You know what they say "The show must go on"

[@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic]

I feel the clown could have chosen to just finish the magic act - he could have just put on a normal magic show, if he had the will enough to break the curse. It's probably that, as he died from a violent action, the curse wants him to get violent, but he could have just done a normal act to complete the ritual and allow him to ascend to the next world. He was probably too traumatized by life, and his own anger to have the will to break that part of the curse and allow a loop-hole, though.

[@bmccay6999]

@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic Perhaps. Or, well... He was about to stab the kid before he died, so maybe the curse just brought him back as he was. He wasn't supposed to go on a murderous rampage, and if it weren't for his own vengefulness he wouldn't have. Might be a fun plot twist in a sequel if it turns out the only way he can actually move on is by putting his vengefulness behind him and just putting on a show.

[@RanMouri82]

As badly as I feel for Stitches, Tommy did nothing but act bored, and rightly so since the clown's performance was not so hot. Tommy's bratty friends bullied the clown, and even then, the death was an accident. Heck, I blame Tommy's mom for leaving the dishwasher open with knives sticking out.

[@rowanbelt3612]

Tommy threw the ball at his face though

[@Yesunfortunately-r1x]

Yeah but like, I don't think I would be too reasonable with the idiot kids that caused my death by being idiots accident or not

[@ShaggyDabbyDank]

Tommy is the one who did the killshot.

[@tysheenareed3821]

Stop taking the killers side it’s Tommy’s mom fault for the knives true and tommy was bored as he explained it wasn’t so hot

[@helIooooooooooooo]

for real, also who loads a dishwasher with the knives sticking straight up?? blade first, especially?

[@greggleblom]

so, the eggs are actually a real clown thing. Real life clowns are registered, they paint their face makeup onto an egg and it is stored along with the others as a way of "copyrighting" their look so that others cannot replicate it and pretend to be them. I know this because of a very silly comic about clowns chasing around the Joker mocking him for not having an egg, and thus not being a real clown.

[@WoahItsWoozy]

Learned this from west of loathing with the demon clowns

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

Well that's my strange but true fact for the day. Very interesting.

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

Maybe only in America, idk about clowns here

[@erinw.9256]

That's freaking gold lol

[@cj13rules]

what comic name

[@MontycelA]

I feel bad for clowns, they got their reputation ruined by John and now they’ve lost all the credibility that they used to have. Clowns deserve more respect than they get, the opening scene makes me sad :(

[@lazarus8018]

John?

[@lucasf6946]

@@lazarus8018 John Wayne Gacy probably

[@boltthunder2061]

dont forget about the people that dressed up as clowns solely to scare people out of their pants and sometimes assault them

[@coultersheppard2052]

@@boltthunder2061 But mostly just John Wayne Gacy. Rapes and murders little boys, and cozied up to some big city's political machine. Murder, rapist, political activist. Honestly couldn't be much worse.

[@housewilma4904]

i mean the joker movie brought back some more respect to them by showing joker toke there face not as a sign of fear but because they were also people who got shitte on the most the "clowns in this divine comedy".

[@mas8705]

I love this channel. It can make a dark comedy about a clown coming back from the dead sound just as terrifying as having Hannibal Lecter plotting your demise.

[@EarthIsAMatriarchy]

I love your videos so much they are so amazing 😄😄

[@idulus]

Honestly, calling the police and telling them, that guy dressed as a clown just murdered several teenagers would be enough to get them to help. Even if they initially couldnt kill the clown, they would probably call in reinforcements and no matter how invincible he is, enough police officers firing and hacking at him would eventually incapacitate Stitches.

[@housewilma4904]

it reminds me of that seen in VR duck hunt where the protag does just that and the digital dog demon is just LIT UP from a heavy machine on a police helicopter above for SEVERAL MINUTES STRAIGHT and even though it wasnt "dead" that thing didnt move again.

[@sakuragirl1102]

I love how creative the kills are, and how some of them are based on magic tricks

[@broma3974]

That backstory had me rooting for the clown

[@Warnoob154]

Fr ✋😭

[@fizalex6612]

Fun fact, the anti anxiety medication in this movie is a reference to nightmare on elm Street, in that movie hypnocil is a drug that the adults give the kids to stop them from dreaming.

[@Mitsuko174]

Nightmare on elm Street is a good movie too 😊

[@spoobini]

"he recalls how to open a jar" now that had ME in stitches

[@BorBird]

29:10

[@VortexTraveller]

I recognise Tommy as the same actor who played "Luke" in the Doctor Who spin off show Sarah Jane Adventures. One episode even included an evil clown. So if I had a nickel for everytime he played a character opposite a creepy supernatural clown, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.

[@lukesamuel4513]

The memories cbbc days rip Sarah Jane

[@meep_cubed170]

The clown god is most likely Momus, a Greek god of sarcasm, wit, and humor. He got kicked off Mount Olympus for mocking Zeus, and later became a character in French theater similar to the harlequin

[@plushtrapthebunny8356]

Stitches didn't deserve his fate

[@benf6822]

Agreed. Poor Stitches.

[@NJkurokitty7]

@@benf6822 Rip bozo

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Fr doe The kids deserved what was coming for them

[@Etherealzyo]

Fr

[@ttack_And_Snack]

The prime example of being a antagonist but not the villain

[@sarahr9894]

"They're performing a ritual to the clown god" okay I already know this movie's going to be great 😂

[@CausticPyro]

Actually speaking straight to the honkmother

[@MontycelA]

@@CausticPyro *your mother

[@CausticPyro]

@@MontycelA you believe me a descendant of the honkmother? That's nice but I'm definitely not that special.

[@erinw.9256]

Is great is great

[@ChelseaSummerford]

😭😁❤️

[@gkwetmore]

Re: Eggs. In Terry Pratchett's 'Men at Arms, the clowns would paint their individual eggs to be a facsimile of their greasepaint face designs that made them clowns. Each design was -unique- making the eggs act as an archaic form of copy-protection so that each clown was one of a kind. And as always, Awesome job!

[@BlueSkySaysSomething]

omg I love that book!

[@Ilikeniya]

Your profile is interesting

[@TheDarkLink7]

Dead Meat did a kill count of the movie. Apparently it's one of them low budget movies that has a lot of charm to it.

[@spoobini]

It technically says Stitches has to finish the party right? I would pour him some shots, Stitches just needs to let loose a little

[@prettypoptacular]

lol

[@cameronpatterson5975]

Stitches is one of those films that should work but it does and comedian ross noble does a grand job at this film.

[@jeremysiron9622]

I can’t decide whether it would be good to be with this dude in a dangerous situation or bad, I don’t know whether he would want to work with me or use me as a human shield……I love this channel….. sorry I don’t know his name, I need to learn that he’s great at these videos

[@bmccay6999]

He'd prolly keep you alive if it suits him, but once he needs a meatsheild well... Sux 2 b u.

[@goatmom2980]

You should be fine as long as you serve him some purpose (or really good at lying about it).

[@bmccay6999]

@@goatmom2980 Unless you're better served as a meatsheild.

[@goatmom2980]

@@bmccay6999 fair.

[@jeremysiron9622]

@@bmccay6999 yeah, I might take him out first actually just to avoid any complications and then explain to the group that he makes “how to beat“ videos on the Internet, and that he’s likely to take out anyone in the group without any notice since he has sociopathic tendencies when it comes to self preservation…..if I had Internet access, I would show some of these videos to the group just to show his decision making process and that nobody is safe when he’s around…..

[@GlitxhyPanda]

Did the knife get into the clown's eye? If so that's some nice foreshadowing, with the clown car missing a headlight

[@trinityfarm9876]

Yes it did go through his eye

[@Someguy7291y]

Same headlight/eye too

[@Ilikeniya]

The knife was in his eye in the beginning dummy😎

[@GlitxhyPanda]

@@Ilikeniya No?

[@Azureitsu]

Nice observation and detail there.

[@justsomerandomguy6562]

“These kids are having the time of their lives” Ah yes. One of those statements that in any other situation is entirely benign. When Cinema Summary says it though, it feels like anything but

[@Noa1024]

I love how to beat channel. It is so clear, not too long to get to the point and always gives a nice laugh here and then.

[@blaiser190]

How to Survive Stitches Don't hire a clown for a kid's birthday. The End.

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Or; dont raise kids that tries to make everyone's life or job harder

[@starkiller6217]

Sometimes these videos are better than the movies themselves

[@MelanieMartinez_F4N]

You mean ALL THE TIME

[@philbateman1989]

Lol Ross Noble (the guy who plays the clown) is a super popular comedian here in the UK. He was perfect for that role XD

[@keithpanton7486]

Also circus skills trained, as he started out as a street performer.

[@Lutherstrode17492]

Actually I think Stitches is a revenant. Revenants are reanimated corpses that have supernatural powers.

[@Invinci445]

Yep

[@housewilma4904]

also they are asscioated with VENGANCE of the slain making them rise that way. its basically the western name for what GRUDGE and THE RING like spirits resurected threw vengancee with vast supernatural power.

[@SakuraLuckyStar]

The scenario could have been avoided if the parents checked the clowns ratings And he could have done a slightly better performance, like instead of saying "who wants a balloon animal? Sorry I can only make dogs" He could of said "Who wants a balloon dog?"

[@HolyKQ]

We all know the killers are doomed when they see Cinema Summary.

[@kingshadow8782]

😆

[@miceltusav88]

That's your biggest mistake, and it's going to get you killed. Assuming they don't have plans to escape, and will die easily is the mistake of a victim

[@chai8910]

Fax

[@needlespoon4734]

He is not called cinema summary anymore

[@ThisAintGood.]

When How To Beat shows up, existing is your biggest mistake

[@VictorVlogz]

"okay tommy here knows that he's cursed out a dead clown come back from the grave to seek vengeance after dying a death by knife to the face" What a sentence XD

[@melissatiger]

Fun fact is each clown registers their official look to Clowns International. They do this by putting their individual look on an egg. It's called the clown egg register.

[@ryebreadthebread]

Best way to beat stitches is just simply don’t hire a birthday clown in the first place

[@zerointerest9297]

Birthday clowns are overrated fr

[@plushtrapthebunny8356]

Or ya know don't accidentally cause there death

[@colboy1fish]

One of my best childhood memories was of this birthday clown absolutly making my day tough. Loved every moment of it.

[@ashleysanden9049]

This is one of my favorite campy horror movies. I love the "human balloon animal" 😂

[@aliceboney1002]

Please keep making these quality videos. I’ll literally never get sick of it! Always looking forward to the next video 😊

[@charlotteedits8705]

The kids picking on him in the start hurt my soul! Yeah he probably should of been more enthusiastic but it’s kind of sad.

[@azulathesunmoonsimp8939]

I don’t think he was meant to be a enthusiastic clown variant, more like a sad clown considering his makeup. Sad clown acts are purposely terrible, that’s the point of a sad clown. It definitely doesn’t justify how he was treated, very much on his side here- but maybe they could have added like- a clown-type explanation for the viewer, like a site or something like that where Stitches was hired. That would be quite nice, and helpful to explain why his act was so.. as much as I don’t want to say it- bad.

[@charlotteedits8705]

@@azulathesunmoonsimp8939 yeah true!

[@roweproductions9424]

Ross Noble being a killer clown?! Gotta watch this now! 🙂👏🏻👏🏻

[@AzidStorm]

I love watching these in the background because I’ll tune out while he’s talking about the guy getting bullied then I’ll tune back in to him talking about how to create an explosive using household supplies

[@Issacforlife]

i watched this movie a few years back and seeing it now being talked about brings back memories lol.

[@nathanwells7492]

Who’s day become instantly better when our GOAT cinema summary uploads? Have a damn good day!

[@clivejoposh6138]

As a Irish man I can tell you from experience, this is how clowns act at parties

[@didikamenick7155]

Stitches actually seems similar to a revenant, cursed with undeath for his regrets and unfinished business

[@TheBibleGuy1991]

I’m only ten minutes in and I already want to watch this movie but come on let’s be honest we have howtobeat explaining the movie for us and I swear that’s gotta be better then watching the movie right?

[@sketchy5694]

Well...."if it beats" not being confused about story plot lines anymore then yes we have How to beat channel thankfully for that reason

[@oliverdaraszkiewicz]

Man i feel bad for the clown 😂

[@padredelaverde]

He's a bad egg. This movie had me in stitches.

[@azulathesunmoonsimp8939]

These were hardly punny, pal.

[@SuitorASMR]

I would LOVE to watch a Horror Slasher where they cut up the undying villain into different cages or something at the end that would be so bad ass

[@Zeion97]

Dang, We knew the price to be risen as a immortal would be expensive but never expected it to be as expansive as a egg! Also, another great video as usual! Keep up the amazing work.

[@horrorforyourthoughts]

ive watched this movie about 20 times cant wait to watch this video.

[@albertmotbey1128]

Watched this movie purely because of Ross Noble the comedian playing the clown. Surprisingly good movie. If you haven't seen any of Ross's comedy work, go watch him!

[@der_einzig_wahre_MaxMustermann]

Show some love guys. This man's a legend

[@Lutherstrode17492]

Do “how to beat the insane 80s yuppie in American Psycho”

[@lindseypoore2694]

The egg is how real life professional clowns "trademark" their makeup.

[@gtbjay60]

Being chased by a evil clown (that he killed) while high af sounds like an interesting horror movie concept

[@joshuad3507]

Hearing someone not from Ireland try to pronounce Enniskerry is something I didn't know I needed

[@soul2008]

Well, at least this shows a lesson “Snitches get Stitches”

[@Thorax7x686]

I've been waiting for this ! Thank you so much HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY AND CONTINUE BEING GREAT

[@IlovemypookieXanderrr]

I Love this channel and i'll bing watch these even the ones i've already watched

[@keithdrummond1003]

I really enjoyed this movie. I cheered for a heroic clown to avenge himself on nasty, little monsters.

[@IrishSturmtruppenGodBlessUSA]

Also somehow you make the scariest movies less scarey, thanks

[@beinballerz_609]

I love clowns for some reason they are just the best

[@jackies_gacha_studio]

Use the Celtic shields, and literally all the other religious symbols, eventually, one should work against the demon, salt, hamsas, shields, eggs, sage, all of it.

[@jeremysiron9622]

“Reggie went outside to have a cigarette, but that was his biggest mistake“… I feel you Reggie that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life also

[@Invinci445]

His names Richie

[@Reezy_000]

@@Invinci445 🤓

[@Invinci445]

@@Reezy_000 I know what you are but what am I?

[@damaniproctor3901]

Well, the drinking age is a lot Laura and Ireland. Having an Irish friend helps with that, anyway, if there is a curse going on, he could easily go to any number of Celtic sources, library, or Covid or any other place to get that information, it’s a lot of supernatural stuff and people. about it at least the older folk. The other things can possibly be hitting this if you don’t know much about your opponent and you’ll end up fumbling through it like this kid dead. The funny thing over here on this side of the pond is if you’re too smart of a kid and you start asking things of the adults really don’t wanna be bothered with you and I kind of blew you off. But plain, a sympathy card may actually get you some access to stuff.

[@frorstzeice3940]

Clown : im going to finish my show How to beat : Containemend is necesscary

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

17:58 the rabbit looks so traumatized after seeing a teenagers stomach for 0.1 seconds

[@jadetea5834]

I love how much research you did for this video.

[@BobaTEA-o7r]

My opinion is that who places a knife facing upwards in the dish washer open? The mom really killed him because she left the washer wide open and exposed. That's dangerous, and anyone could have died

[@leonkennedy_699]

movie logic

[@Dysonnnn135]

This guy posts faster then i wake up in the morning.

[@themadhacker9376]

so...the egg is interesting, when a clown "graduates" they have to register their unique makeup with a "clown egg"

[@FingerSkateNate]

Sometimes im glad that he blurs injuries sometimes im mad. Man am i glad that he blured the injuries in this one

[@jasonback9622]

My mom’s friend is stitches in this movie and there is a new movie coming out soon called Mean One with a killer grinch.

[@azulathesunmoonsimp8939]

Your moms friend is a famous comedian? Also that movie just sounds so. Yes. I need to watch that during December whenever it comes out.

[@CC-GOKU-ANZ]

How to beat these types of movies......... MAKE SURE THIS GUYS ON MY TEAM LIKE Damn YOUR SMART plus have a damn good day

[@iniratagen9740]

Imagine inviting one person to your house for movies and beer, only for them to show up with 29 other people

[@glasseswearer753]

28:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard of real world vampire hunters. You learn something new everyday

[@erinw.9256]

Oh, my gods, hidden memory unlocked lol my friends and I watched this movie at a sleepover in high school. I think we switched to a different movie is it wasn't scary.

[@robinvanwynsberghe3222]

They are drunk, and you say 'lets think of a good strat to take down a demon clown..'😂

[@kringlesparkly6244]

Man found it critical to mention the missed basketball shot😂😂

[@kameillakittycat]

500IQ would for Tommy to become a clown himself and get his own egg voiding out the curse due to clown-on-clown violence.

[@shrimphotel4096]

How tf did you record this without dying of laughter

[@beebo6370]

"If it were me, I'd hit the mystery box to get a raygun and blast stitches in a black hole while I simultaneously summon the kraken to fight God and end the universe so that I win"

[@lewisgregory1996]

Honestly, I watch this videos strictly for a summary of the movie

[@wizardmari3497]

I seen a lil of this when I was lil that umbrella scene scarred me for life

[@That0n3Sang]

Also i love your videos but not all of them because some of them gave me nightmares like ''how to beat evil mom in babadook'' that one made me check my closets every day and every room

[@scarletaria]

I could've sworn when I saw the title that this was that movie about the dude that put on a clown costume and then couldn't get it off.

[@rdp16rulez]

That movie is just called Clown. Excellent movie btw. The director made a fake trailer and put "produced by Eli Roth" in it as a goof. The trailer made it's way to Roth himself who liked the idea so much he actually produced the final film.

[@elricengquist9989]

Honestly i would ask the other clowns how to appease Stiches 's soul. They might not answer or help, but most of all if it was a accident an children involved they might aid out of sympathy.

[@MrFoFlat]

Ngl for a unknown horror movie it sure is creative. This is probably the first horror movie in a while that I’ve seen that has creative kills😂

[@Robyn2208]

Bruh I thought he said the kid was ancient but he was just anxious

[@akumasararaka4167]

Bro another Killer Clown...lol Love your vids They are awesome! It scares me to think about Zombies because it messes with the science that I have learned since the age of 3. But also those kids are messed up!! They just killed this guy bc they thought it was funny to make fun of him for trying his hardest at his job. Kids these days!

[@bryanmikulin46]

Only time I’ve ever wanted the bad guys to win 😩

[@judgewilson2410]

He’s not a demon he’s a revenant

[@joaquinkartwarrior1826]

This guy will survive any apocalypse

[@omkarsangvikar4166]

Interestingly there's a killer clown in the game dead by daylight. You should certainly make a video on how to beat every killer in dead by daylight

[@mcbr5663]

this channel can make every trash film look like a scientific text

[@playkiddsinny1282]

My man stiches was trying to do his job for some pyico kids

[@itsjustbread9724]

Bread approves

[@grim4253]

I was really hoping that this movie was gonna be a clown legitimately hunting down little children, but I guess that would have been a stretch

[@benf6822]

If you're after kids getting done in just watch Cooties

[@Molldogwalker]

My dude do I have a Stephen king novel for you

[@justinabakugou5813]

​@@Molldogwalker IT?

[@Spoicey]

His entire analysis: *I would know what to do because I would know what would happen*

[@olliehann1660]

That is the case half the time, however it works in videos like this when the kid is told that the clown is coming back, therefore How to beat would make up a plan based off of this knowledge

[@moodycowcrafts4862]

Stitches doesn’t look like he was following the clown code :/ I did not expect to recognise Ross noble in this XD