Man's took "his jaw dropped" to a whole 'nother level
@christopherearth97142 жыл бұрын
That chef was honestly their best ally. You ever seen anyone chuck a solid metal skillet with perfect accuracy like a boomerang?!
@dragonborn73252 жыл бұрын
ye i agreee
@imretro21822 жыл бұрын
Him and Kyle got done dirty
@pangolinh2 жыл бұрын
he could’ve cooked the “Not Meth” that Walter White used to blow up Tuco’s office
@Ese_Moreno042 жыл бұрын
@@imretro2182 fr I was pissed when Kyle died
@boredperson11852 жыл бұрын
Isnt it weird how angels are using guns and cars to kill us I mean where your powers at ?
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
God: *Sends all his angels to extermineate the human race* Cinema Summary: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
@someguywithatrunksphoto2 жыл бұрын
And not even that will phase cinema summary, more than anything it will show him using 10% of his power Edit: Mom I’m famous on a some guy without a mustache comment
@Mehdy972 жыл бұрын
The legend is here
@Gankstomper2 жыл бұрын
@@Mehdy97 Your standard of "legend" is depressing and sad. He's a no life that spends all day every day on KZbin begging fir attention.
@PennywiseTheDancingClown2742 жыл бұрын
Ends up playing go fish instead of fighting God: go fish CS: damn you... Wait
@Sylvarvar2 жыл бұрын
U spelt exterminate wrong
@davidmarsh79332 жыл бұрын
What I always found ironic about this movie is that Lucifer and his Demons are awfully quiet throughout this whole ordeal
@capt.squirt2 жыл бұрын
i think they're scared as hell, all the angels and archangels are there
@itsDjjayyArt2 жыл бұрын
Indeed 🤔 what was he doing
@Iskou3072 жыл бұрын
@@itsDjjayyArt sitting back and enjoying the show obviously
@ExDixionconderoga2 жыл бұрын
@@capt.squirt so sneak up on god from heaven lol
@user-fg9dc9nn4o2 жыл бұрын
Considering Lucifer/Satan doesn't care about humans, and would gladly make them suffer, if able, I imagine he's sitting back with a bowl of popcorn while watching his dad try to wipe out humanity a second time.
@littletrickster33119 ай бұрын
When he said "like a bat out of Hell" I laughed so hard. That's A phrase my grandma uses a lot and it's hilarious
@yoqse4862 жыл бұрын
"If god sent an army of angels to exterminate humanity what would you do". Well, you're not making it easy for me, man.
@skubaRu72 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(this is a reference to the hit game Clash Royal’s skeleton army card)
@yellowbone57512 жыл бұрын
FIRST OF ALL HE WOULDNT NEED TO SEND ANY ANGELS JUST A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS WE GONE FOREVER THIS MORE OF WHAT SATAN AND THE FALLEN ANGELS WOULD DO AND THEN BLAME GOD AND HIS ANGELS FOOR 😇 ✨️
@candystars74282 жыл бұрын
I'd give him ten seconds to relax before I stepped in
@ethankoh68512 жыл бұрын
We went from escape rooms to defeating god lol
@kevinedward61322 жыл бұрын
He couldn't keep his wings otherwise he'd still be able to be manipulated/controlled/possed whatever by god, that's why the neck collar fell off and you saw that kind of halo effect collapsing in as he lost his divine power, he lost his power but gained free will and able to fully act against gods will like any other human. Same as the slave Bracelets on the Genie in Aladin he's bound to the lamp, Angels are bound to God.
@albinismani97742 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is smart enough for all that but didn't think of that
@chrisduncan32492 жыл бұрын
I am glad I am not the only one who was going to point this out
@TeamElimination2 жыл бұрын
27:20 - He further expands on the idea of the collar and wings with how he would go about dealing with Gabriel. Took a long while to wrap back around but he did get around to why/how to sever the connection
@triplemoyagames41952 жыл бұрын
This universe was interesting but it makes sense. Biblical accurate God is simply OP lol
@tylergames68472 жыл бұрын
Then how did he betray god in the first place with the collar on. If he can't betray god with the collar on, then the act of cutting off his wings would be considered betrayal and not be possible. So yes, by this story's plot, it would be possible to find nukes or other weapons like that.
@plushiebros642 жыл бұрын
The ending got me *"And now, they will have to face the dangerous threat of all; parenthood"*
@cliffallenalter-verse7862 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@SStupendous2 жыл бұрын
@@cliffallenalter-verse786 I think we all did...
@PainfulEditz Жыл бұрын
@@SStupendous am I too young or something?
@TastyToez Жыл бұрын
@@PainfulEditz The point of the joke is that Parenthood sucks
@newson3613 Жыл бұрын
He said “deadliest” and no that makes no sense
@TheDendran10 ай бұрын
God sending all his angels out to erradicate humanity Satan: "Hey, uuh... Should we help them humans? I mean we also have followers..." Baphomet: "I dunno, chief... the last time I did *_I was kicked out of my temple..."_*
@lebrondavis14208 ай бұрын
Satan probably would help us but in return we’d have to worship him either way humanity isn’t winning with this one
@chinewenzy8 ай бұрын
Wow
@thunderspark15367 ай бұрын
@@lebrondavis1420 Pretty sure being killed by the angels would send us to hell anyway, so at least we'd be suffering less if satan ruled.
@hehehehaworgrrr15136 ай бұрын
@@thunderspark1536Id rather Die then get the Mark if the Beast
@krzystajer54856 ай бұрын
@@thunderspark1536 i mean,to be fair wouldnt earth bassicly become hell 2.0?
@ivanbluecool2 жыл бұрын
If they had a lot more biblical accurate looking angels than just the low class ones this movie would have been too much for people but I would have loved it.
@litneyloxan2 жыл бұрын
if I ever see an ophanim in real life I’m just gonna hit the deck right there
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
“Be not afraid”
@suissais47322 жыл бұрын
there are many kinds of angels human looking ones too and then the creepy ones
@fushiijo2 жыл бұрын
@@suissais4732 ^^ yeah, lower ranking angels (literally just called angels)look like the classic human with wings thrones and seraphim are the ones with wings and eyeballs galore
According to my calculations, they have 0.00120201010000000000000000001% of winning or just 0%
@angelahardison59032 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahah
@derikkudesu62942 жыл бұрын
Athiests: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
@anidiot61402 жыл бұрын
I had 1 hour of sleep 2 cups of espresso And 1 brownie and im ready to fight god or die trying
@darkdemonwerewolf Жыл бұрын
"I would have kept the wings" And that was going to be his worst mistake. Based off the movie it seems like those very wings act like a leash to god's will as the halo seems to fade after they're lost. The last thing you need while on a mission to protect someone is to be tethered to something that can yank, freeze, or even corrupt your goal even if it's for a second and cause you to stand aside while the deciding shot is being made.
@ArbysFisted Жыл бұрын
I agree. I came here to say this and look for others. For someone who does this so much I’m surprised he didn’t notice that.
@lucydrop8105 Жыл бұрын
@@ArbysFistedhe also said put flammable object by the road so you can blow them up, but like how? How would you blow them up? You can't shoot a propane tank to blow it up, fuse I guess but you would have to time it right so it's kind of a dumb idea
@drzerogi Жыл бұрын
The odd thing is that during the fight scene between Gabriel and Michael, he says that tearing off the wings removes the leash and that Michael should have ripped Gabriel's wings off. HtB needs to do a better job checking his scripts for inconsistancies.
@aawagga6841 Жыл бұрын
dude literally went and blew a cross shaped hole through a wall 30 seconds later like im pretty sure he’s still got some juice in him 🙄
@JaimeBlackwater-io6vl Жыл бұрын
Watch the scene again. The halo contracts and seems to do so around his neck. Doesn't look like it closes itself over his head but under his head. Not sure the implication but it always made me go Huh.
@JLocke573 Жыл бұрын
After watching several videos from this channel I now know how to beat insane cults, mutant roaches, battle royal games and even GOD himself. I am now invincible
@yaxye3160Ай бұрын
it hasn't taught you how to bet parenthood has it? Nobody has ever defeaten it b4
@kawaiiboba60742 жыл бұрын
"He ribbed out his wings, which are the most vital-" His wings where part the shackles placed on him, if he kept his wings the shackles he had couldve also been used to control and exterminate him or turn him into an entity.
@dingusmech2 жыл бұрын
Mf smarter than Cinema summary damn😳
@kawaiiboba60742 жыл бұрын
@@dingusmech fr tho.
@whiteperson17422 жыл бұрын
Also he said glue stuff to a dirt road lol
@lloydacosta50802 жыл бұрын
yes also that will smith grandma slap was litttttttttttttttt
@imlewishehe2 жыл бұрын
@@whiteperson1742 Which he then provided evidence on the tactic being used in the real world
@natman29392 жыл бұрын
I love how you considered that killing Gabrielle might cause "God to intervene directly, which is fucking terrifying" with God being represented by a giant storm. Yeah I would seek negotiations, or even just fall to my knees and beg forgiveness
@amvknights98682 жыл бұрын
Forgiveness? when God wants to get rid of mankind and I think it’s too late for forgiveness😂
@silvermist41102 жыл бұрын
@@amvknights9868 I meannnn 😅 what you got to lose at that point
@yesnoandyes46212 жыл бұрын
@@fishermanbaelin4236 would you rather get a chance to live or die “free” stuck in a gas station.
@khiemnguyen79292 жыл бұрын
God didnt order this, the Angels act on their own
@gabriellelefebvre34132 жыл бұрын
ahaha... oh dear
@WynneL2 жыл бұрын
I love the ending of this movie. The group has one advantage in its corner that its members don't seem to fully fathom until the end; the very fact that humanity wasn't instantly wiped out means that God either isn't decided, or this is actually a stealth test of the angels. I thought of this, but when the story actually turned in that direction I was so pleasantly surprised. So often movies will just gloss over all logic and reason in favor of more explosions.
@triplemoyagames41952 жыл бұрын
Yup, especially since we know, if God wants to destroy a group of people. He doesn't hold back too much
@robertwye94632 жыл бұрын
I think Michael pretty much says that it's a test to See if angels would serve as the warriors of God or the protectors of humanity
@naniwo44382 жыл бұрын
@@triplemoyagames4195 just summons a flood lol
@triplemoyagames41952 жыл бұрын
@@naniwo4438 Well to be fair, he said he wouldn't do that again. He made a promise
@naniwo44382 жыл бұрын
@@triplemoyagames4195 true, forgot about that
@Brandon-19967 ай бұрын
1:00 _"He's being possessed. And with his eyes and teeth transformed..."_ You forgot the most important part, his eyebrows.
@alexguidry32244 ай бұрын
I just now noticed
@WolfMax12232 жыл бұрын
The thing that always got me about this movie is that God plays games with these people and gives them essentially a zombie apocalypse, when dropping massive pillars of fire all around the world would be a much more efficient alternative
@rosestar13242 жыл бұрын
They had to nerf God for the movie tho. If pillars of fire were dropped, then everyone would have died within minutes.
@ethanshin23632 жыл бұрын
@@rosestar1324 lmao
@enternamehere41242 жыл бұрын
Or yust thanos snap them He's fucking GOD ffs
@cataphracts1232 жыл бұрын
Indeed. God's already done this one even with rain water.
@Nishom09262 жыл бұрын
God was Just Fucking around world. Gabriel: Michael you Died because you disordered God. Michael Return Gabriel: What the Fuck bro. Michael: I don't Fucking why. Gabriel and Michael looking at God: ????????? God with ( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ): Reasons Gabriel and Michael: God knows best Real Reason: Devil went on vacation and God thought something missing in the world. Child in story 😈
@alexander60612 жыл бұрын
We need a "That was his biggest mistake" counter
@douglasthegolden Жыл бұрын
Ok bet
@goodguyguy5022 Жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@GianniLantigua Жыл бұрын
@@douglasthegoldenLegends say he is still counting to this day...
@KittyKatty9992 жыл бұрын
Only Cinema Summary could confidently say "I have a plan to beat the *Captial-G GOD* themselves", and ACTUALLY have some weight to their words. However, if any god, either Roman, Japanese, or Christian, wanted you dead...There really wouldn't be any chance of surviving. Like, *OMNIPOTNENT* beings don't just give up when you survive a few of their challenges, and kill their forces. They could easily curse you, or thanos snap you, cause they are *gods.*
@Subject_Keter2 жыл бұрын
Only way to beat them is Find their Weaknesses, Make some... cruical friends and nasically be ready to scourge the world.
@katroamleft47212 жыл бұрын
"Roman, Japanese or Christian" God....what the hell 😂
@totallynotinsane33272 жыл бұрын
@@Subject_Keter not really
@Preseptic2 жыл бұрын
@@Subject_Keter Ah yes. Weaknesses.
@sdwcriminal90232 жыл бұрын
id beat all them gods asses fym
@FlameBinder559 ай бұрын
Satan: "Damn, dude, and I thought I was evil."
@ceilingsintheireyes6288 Жыл бұрын
"If anyone in the diner is an atheist, they should be shitting their pants. Not only is god real but he's hitting Control, Alt, Delete on the entire human race". That got me good 😂
@FishyFinster Жыл бұрын
WOW NIGGA YOU WATCH THE VISEO TO?
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@jjreturns21029 ай бұрын
@@Vrex95who hurt you ?
@felixwestergom9639 ай бұрын
Stopped the video. Read your comment. Pressed on Play. 0.2 seconds later he said this. Scary
@bluefoxgalaxy60579 ай бұрын
@@jjreturns2102What does that mean in the context of the person’s comment
@wanski14442 жыл бұрын
Just want to make a point, his wings connected him to God so keeping them probably would hav kept him under Gods controls
@hopelessdecoy2 жыл бұрын
Well if he was under control to begin with he wouldn't of been able to rebel at all. I think this was a moral test for Michael and if he truly thought he was serving an unjust God then he shouldn't be using it's power. However since he clearly was remade a new angel because he did the right thing the God in this movie was actually just and it's hard to say if this all didn't play out as planned by God.
@Petaurista132 жыл бұрын
@@hopelessdecoy Well... Devils are literally result of Lucifer and some other Angels rebelling against God then being banished after their loss
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
Let me say to no one in particular: If you like 'deep thinking' then why not putting this to good Use by thinking about Problems and Issues? KZbinrs like Some More News, Second Thought, Knowing Better and Illuminaughtii sure try to Tackle Problems and not just live in a world together with them. And you?
@hopelessdecoy2 жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant that's what my day job is for, deep thinking excersizes on things that don't matter as much keeps the rust off the mental gears with less stress.
@hopelessdecoy2 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 True but I think you could argue those Angles themselves were unjust and not trying to do the right thing, so the theory still stands that this could of all been a test for Michael... In my mind at least :)
@MurphNTurph2 жыл бұрын
A factor that needs to be stated in this videos: These are ordinary people, thrown into a supernatural situation that has them dealing with monsters they have never encountered before. None of them are trained to handle this, and in a situation like this, all of them are scared, confused, and just doing their best to survive. So while it's easy to judge their actions from the safety of our homes, when put in their shoes, a majority of us would end up doing the same things, when put in their situation.
@MurphNTurph2 жыл бұрын
All that being said, idc how scared you are: You go out to rescue the damn child of the corn, you're on your own lol
@WaitinInAmber2 жыл бұрын
For sure for sure. That said, these videos are not intended to be “How these characters could reasonably be expected to beat this situation with knowledge and emotional control we could reasonably expect a regular person to have”. The point of these videos is “How to beat _____ situation”. That’s why he brings up random studies or niche trivia that a regular person probably wouldn’t know. I’m not sure that made much sense, sorry. Essentially, these videos are not intended to answer the question of “what WOULD they do?” These videos are intended to answer “what COULD they do?” (All this to say, except for when he actively calls people stupid, these videos are not meant to judge people for normal human reacts. It’s just answering a different question, if that makes sense?)
@balloon39392 жыл бұрын
👏
@VivAtreyu2 жыл бұрын
Nah man all of us jeyboard warriors wouldn’t do the same. We would simply die lol.
@steampunkemo92112 жыл бұрын
T H A N K Y O U *noone* could prepare for something like this, and people often forget that!
@Ayyanplayz8 ай бұрын
“God is literally hitting Ctrl alt delete” made me die of laughter
@kickrun77092 жыл бұрын
“If God sent angels to exterminate the human race, what would you do?” Die, probably. Wtf am I supposed to do?
@Mehdy972 жыл бұрын
Survive (its a joke for those who cant get a jokes💀)
@ultra-instinctgoku31312 жыл бұрын
@@Mehdy97 how tf can you survive when you're literally up against angels lmao
@thatonejoey18472 жыл бұрын
@@ultra-instinctgoku3131 summon a demon? Like smt has shown us we can get demon to help us then we are fine, as long as a) it's strong enough to protect us and b) it's nice enough to help us
@sunnysideissuperior64382 жыл бұрын
@@thatonejoey1847 no
@Hldmyhnd.12 жыл бұрын
@@thatonejoey1847 no
@adeadpoet42212 жыл бұрын
The series actually shows that the angels are durable enough to survive nukes. Weapons only hurt them when it's used by another divine being i think.
@memelescream4796 Жыл бұрын
Just go full jacob and beat the shit outta the.
@minhducnguyen9276 Жыл бұрын
Well the highest ranking of them can survive a nuke in the show but the rest of them can only handle anti aircraft guns at best.
@minhducnguyen9276 Жыл бұрын
@@falsnamae3511That's actually what the series all about. Although there were some twist in the series the deviated from the bible. Michael was actually the one who committed a genocide first. In the series, Michael was the flood sent from heaven to cull humanity, the ark was actually a bunker to hide the survivors from Michael. It was Gabriel that saved humanity by intervening, beating Michael n unconscious and leaving him to die. Michael was then saved by a boy who passed by despite knowing who he is. So he decided that it was a test from God and he failed because the boy showed mercy by saving him even when he had all the reasons and opportunity to do the opposite. And for that reason, Michael has been determined to protect humanity ever since. Gabriel at some point later was living on Earth in a human body. He had a son that would be David. After David slayed Goliath, he was destinated to become king but was then assassinated by the king of that time. Gabriel was furious, he killed the king, left for heaven and decided that human are treacherous and ungrateful for what he had done for them. And later in the series, it was revealed that God did not specifically ordered the angels to punish humanity, he only left behind an artifact that allowed them to do so. And Gabriel decided that it was God intention to exterminate humanity otherwise he wouldn't left them with the artifact. Michael on the other hand interpreted it as a test from God and pleaded Gabriel not to used the artifact with no success. And that's how it happened.
@Schwarzkittel Жыл бұрын
Theres a series? I always wondered why they didnt continue the story.
@TheOmegaXicor Жыл бұрын
@@Schwarzkittel yea, Dominion, it's a decent watch.
@gamingchaos8665 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most non horror movies that legit scared me. Those things the people turn into actually unsettle me.
@glitchy396311 ай бұрын
Probably because the idea that a ANGEL not a demon but a ANGEL, possessing humans and telling them they’ll burn in hell, is actually terrifying
@bayraktarx138610 ай бұрын
Biblically angels and demons look the same so it makes more sense than 99% of movies.
@AidanBueling9 ай бұрын
Yeah that's because literal blasphemy is unsettling.
@Wazxcvgh2229 ай бұрын
@@bayraktarx1386 bible angels and demons do not look the same bruh. bible angel has eyes all over it and wings while demons just look like discombobulated mutated creatures
@bayraktarx13869 ай бұрын
@@Wazxcvgh222 NO, you are wrong! Only time satans/demon appearance is described in bible is 11:14 when he takes form of angel of light... BUT if you think logically he is fallen angel he doesn't need to take form of angel he is one... as described in bible he was one of most beautiful angels. So where does you BS demon look comes from? Movies?
@Boxofbutter86810 ай бұрын
11:13 bro making a tight tower defense strat
@el_priet0kun3732 жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for the chef, he had no reason to die like that
@pascrome Жыл бұрын
Fr
@kansuu Жыл бұрын
and the other blacks dude if they didn’t dumb his character down for no reason he would’ve survived
@Verst4kGardeV3 Жыл бұрын
sorry that's how horror movies work i mean if u give them a brain how would za movie be scary?@@kansuu
@bonesyt5060 Жыл бұрын
yea, bro saved someone using his life
@pierrerobertjimenez7802 Жыл бұрын
No way Charles Dutton would go out like that.
@BioHunter19902 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how that film played with the mythical role of Michael. Michael is the Captain of the Heavenly Host, a warrior general of the angels. It's why in nearly every depiction of Michael he is seen as a knight or warrior, clad in armor and bearing a sword or spear. Gabriel is a messenger, a herald and speaker of God's will.
@semeionsho2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.... Gabriel is no warrior mehnn
@renegadedragoon61282 жыл бұрын
Ig which is why an angel lost to a human
@kyrohowe31562 жыл бұрын
Perfect symbols
@BioHunter19902 жыл бұрын
@@kyrohowe3156 Yes. And I would also note, that it's befitting in a way that the Captain of the Heavenly Host also becomes the holy guardian of mankind. Because again, in the mythology...Michael is often depicted as one who intercedes on behalf of Man to defend and strike down the Serpent. It's why Michael is often shown in heraldry as a knight striking down a serpent...representing Satan. Again, the film plays with that interestingly. In the dire hour, Michael the Archangel (First among angels) comes in his full regalia and glory to protect mankind. I will also note, I'm not a Christian but I find their mythology and mysticism fascinating.
@chrishamilton32412 жыл бұрын
Michael is Christ though
@Notreallyrihaan2 жыл бұрын
It has finally happened, i knew this day would come soon enough. Cinema summary has taught us how to beat God himself
@itsmx_lia24902 жыл бұрын
God*
@mrnubbones86262 жыл бұрын
Next he's gonna tell how how to become god
@floof36242 жыл бұрын
@@mrnubbones8626 he is god.
@Notreallyrihaan2 жыл бұрын
@e thank you.
@miceltusav882 жыл бұрын
We are ready, brother. Summon the hordes and light the signal fires. Our messanger has returned...our allies shall honor the old pact. To war!
@Nixxed_kyohi6 ай бұрын
19:22 homie got disrespected on every level with that 3 min remark 😂
@AgentNintaku Жыл бұрын
Those angels were pretty clearly not actually trying to win. They could have just swarmed the place. It's not like they're afraid of dying or anything, so they could just throw sheer numbers at the diner until everyone was unalived. What the heck were they doing goofing off that entire time?
@Baconator5642 Жыл бұрын
Plot called for it, movies just not good simple as
@zerodragonsaiyen32689 ай бұрын
My head cannon is that they didn’t want to follow gods plan because what he’s doing is messed up but they also didn’t want to feel his wrath so they were probably stalling for time until they realized they had to go before God gets suspicious
@mattyhussa9 ай бұрын
@@zerodragonsaiyen3268that would make sense tbh
@RentalDentures8 ай бұрын
@@mattyhussa PROJECT ZOMBOID MENTIONED 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@bellidrael74578 ай бұрын
@@zerodragonsaiyen3268 'Before God gets suspicious' ... it's God. This isn't 'God' from a video game where the term just means they are really powerful. He literally knows everything lol. While you're right, the Angels didn't want to go through with it, and that's why they weren't really trying that hard, is because they were all hesitating... there is no 'They had to go before God got suspicious'. He knew they didn't want to do it.
@Chroufa2 жыл бұрын
it's honestly impressive that he narrated this whole video without cracking a laugh
@Messup76542 жыл бұрын
He did lol he had to cut it out I’m sure of it
@puglifeforever83452 жыл бұрын
He did lol
@arcangle74442 жыл бұрын
Edgy atheist spotted ...
@Destiny152 жыл бұрын
Why, how come?
@jarenplayz10832 жыл бұрын
Whats funny tho? No honestly whats funny😂
@bungas31252 жыл бұрын
the way this man is explaining how the survivors would survive using defensive advantages makes it sound like this movie should have an actual game about it where you just defend the diner from hoards of the angels
@renzod03322 жыл бұрын
That's similar to the plot from State of decay
@Dantevonlocke2 жыл бұрын
Also talked about gluing things down... gluing things to the dirt?
@cheezergaming2 жыл бұрын
@@Dantevonlocke asphalt
@Brandon-r1w5r Жыл бұрын
L4D2
@Soodlenoup3781 Жыл бұрын
@@cheezergamingstill, it’s glue. What is glue going to do against several one ton moving walls.
@Unk_draws Жыл бұрын
The only vid that actually teaches us how to work human life
@TrashComments2 жыл бұрын
God: *sends down angels to eliminate humanity* Cinema Summary: “It’s showtime”
@Pracion2 жыл бұрын
Alright you look like a "bin"
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
Dis u?🗑
@TrashComments2 жыл бұрын
@@bloodredrain No, thats my cousin
@kafkaesk34492 жыл бұрын
Lol
@angelahardison59032 жыл бұрын
this is not real
@elhugox12 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie years ago I remember liking this line of dialog "you gave him what he wanted, I gave him what he needed"
@Nishom09262 жыл бұрын
God was Just Fucking around world. Gabriel: Michael you Died because you disordered God. Michael Return Gabriel: What the Fuck bro. Michael: I don't Fucking why. Gabriel and Michael looking at God: ????????? God with ( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ): Reasons Gabriel and Michael: God knows best Real Reason: Devil went on vacation and God thought something missing in the world. Child in story 😈 for next sequel.
@YouthRightsRadical2 жыл бұрын
I was pretty touched by his delivery when he talked to Jeep about his admiration for humanity, and for Jeep in particular.
@thrrock43712 жыл бұрын
I like the message at the end "God needs his servants to do the right thing not blindly follow orders"
@theexchipmunk Жыл бұрын
Tell that to all the innocent people who got divinely murdered by angels.
@thrrock4371 Жыл бұрын
@@theexchipmunk uhhh 😅
@carbiv Жыл бұрын
@@theexchipmunk Alright Ill let em know
@vonthatn Жыл бұрын
@@theexchipmunk its a movie
@eligah1843 Жыл бұрын
kind of stupid as fuck considering god was insanely evil the whole damn movie but yeah sure fuck it whatever
@noticemal2 ай бұрын
The chef needs to be in the NFL that accuracy is top notch
@jackal042 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite movies. For those who don’t know this is actually part of a non-connected trilogy called The Fallen Angle Collection: Legion, Priest, and Gabriel. All absolute BANGERS!
@austinlubetkin2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the tv show dominion
@kallyb19982 жыл бұрын
Any clue where I could stream Gabriel? I've seen the other two
@the_flaming_kha0s2 жыл бұрын
I haven't see any of them but the cgi does look amazing
@dias87262 жыл бұрын
Yooo I fucking loved priest
@robertjarrell11212 жыл бұрын
Wait...."Priest" like the movie with the eyeless vampires?
@SirBeast19922 жыл бұрын
"Moses begged God to soften the Pharaoh's heart, but God decided to curse them plagues and kill their firstborn sons instead." To be honest, that's like the entirety of the Old Testament in a nutshell.
@jackisgaming7509 Жыл бұрын
True
@ricardoclark336 Жыл бұрын
God doesn’t force us to do his will he gives us free will. We choose to either follow his will or follow our own. Pharaoh didn’t want to let the Israelites go. He gave pharaoh chance after chance after chance before he even killed anyone so don’t be ignorant study. Context matters u know 💯
@northamerica5142 Жыл бұрын
@@ricardoclark336 God is kind of a piece of shit if he thinks cursing people with traumatic events and painful punishments is a good way of imposing his will rather than, ya know, teaching the bad people to know better.
@danielkhan1218 Жыл бұрын
@@ricardoclark336 It's funny, I don't understand how they don't get the meaning of the story. Moses asked God to soften the heart of the Pharaoh, and God didn't. The entire point is to show the fact that Moses cared even for the worst of sinners, because that's how a Prophet is, caring.
@draskopopovic9543 Жыл бұрын
@@ricardoclark336 but why are his sons to blame for his actions
@jaromweissvert41212 жыл бұрын
Cinema summary in his first how to beats: how to beat serial killers Cinema summary in his later how to beats: how to beat death game organizations Cinema summary now: how to beat god
@sakiokai93172 жыл бұрын
Next it'll be how to become god
@sakiokai93172 жыл бұрын
It will
@-w-42522 жыл бұрын
Next it’ll be how to beat the universe and it’ll finally be: “why you can’t beat ME”
@Petaurista132 жыл бұрын
Cinema summary when he gets even more experience: how to beat university w/o loosing 20 years from you lifespan, any chance for happiness and literal soul.
@diode_wow2 жыл бұрын
This channel is a JRPG
@alexachimachim-ev9pz10 ай бұрын
damn this video was the coolest video i ever see from you guys keep its like this for ever👍🔥
@TheRealBlaze2 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest.. This is the one that not ONE of us would be able to beat 😂🤣
@whosjoe10822 жыл бұрын
except for Michel
@TheRealBlaze2 жыл бұрын
@@whosjoe1082 *Now everyone proceeds to change their name to Michel for Legion insurance* 🤣
@whosjoe10822 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBlaze 😂
@hhgff7782 жыл бұрын
I would likely be one of the possessed tbh
@kamovka80032 жыл бұрын
God cant destory other religions place of prayer
@nijaljiggetts4749 Жыл бұрын
The one major thing I'd disagree with is the thought surrounding Michael's decision to remove his wings. It isn't explicitly said, but the thought seems to be that angels are commanded by God and generally have to obey orders and so the wings will hinder his mission to go Rogue. We also don't know what other restrictions angels face, so cutting off his wings would unshackle him in that regard. Though, of it would've been very helpful to have bulletproof wings which also allow you to fly. Also, 3 minutes to enact the Jumpstart labor plan? Some of us need longer than that to bust a nut. 😂
@Aqua_Hoshino929 Жыл бұрын
Bro just go fact then
@LordOfChkns2 жыл бұрын
I have 2 things to say 1. You put so much effort into your videos and it shows, you always make high quality videos 2. Have a damn good day Edit: Holy crap I'm famous
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
NPC comment
@LordOfChkns2 жыл бұрын
@@bloodredrain you make a fair argument
@LordOfChkns2 жыл бұрын
@e at long last!!!
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
@@bloodredrain Let me say to no one in particular: If you like 'deep thinking' then why not putting this to good Use by thinking about Problems and Issues? KZbinrs like Some More News, Second THought, Knowing Better and Illuminaughtii sure try to Tackle Problems and not just live in a world together with them. And you?
@ShiaTheBunnyGirlАй бұрын
One thing I like about these older how to beat videos is that they don’t make it painfully obvious who dies on the “x down, x to go” screens
@EvelynEleven_2 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most supernatural things was how did the baby not die from being shaken a lot. The baby survived (as a newborn) falling into someone’s arms, for that person to then do a roll to dodge a mace, and then a car accident that knocked everyone unconscious
@mask938 Жыл бұрын
I would suggest divine intervention if not for the fact that God is trying to kill everyone in this movie.
@Brandon-r1w5r Жыл бұрын
plot armor duh
@kayo3471 Жыл бұрын
Jesus took the wheel
@Wafflehouse71 Жыл бұрын
@@kayo3471 if jesus took the wheel that baby wouldve jumped a cliff - jesus is evil now...
@prentfaiyaz Жыл бұрын
It's because the baby is limp
@mactiger982 жыл бұрын
I love that you decided that forcing the strongest angel to betray god and act against him would somehow be less aggravating than just outright killing him
@uus67262 жыл бұрын
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@Midnightproduction232 жыл бұрын
lucifer is the strongest angel. once.
@tommyguitar53411 ай бұрын
This was made so funny love it!, subscribed!😊
@blaimmi2 жыл бұрын
Wow, started from beating edgy slasher killers to defeating the God and his army. Who'll beat Cinema Summary? We need a video about him as well.
@KittyKatty9992 жыл бұрын
Next: "How to beat CINEMA SUMMARY", by Cinema Summary
@whitty14052 жыл бұрын
@@KittyKatty999 *Your first mistake was praying to God because I've already beat him*
@Hldmyhnd.12 жыл бұрын
@@whitty1405 Lmfaoo 😂
@AshleyYelsha2 жыл бұрын
We need nerd explains
@kafkaesk34492 жыл бұрын
Nerd explains and cinema summary team up for a video on how to kill god and beat each other
@shaunconnally47942 жыл бұрын
You know I don't think you can actually beat this one I mean unless you're at a military base, have more guns than both blade and Hellboy combined, have some kind of plot amour, and supernatural powers, you're not beating Gabrielle or his minions
@k1llarae2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@berbal96582 жыл бұрын
You can, because gods plan wasn’t to exterminate humans but to test the angels
@shaunconnally47942 жыл бұрын
@@berbal9658 so then what was the whole entire point of killing the baby, I thought that was going to exterminate humanity
@punu36752 жыл бұрын
yeah
@shaunconnally47942 жыл бұрын
@@rockinHurley777 oh shit I ain't even see that thanks
@shaereub44502 жыл бұрын
I think the "physical injuries" the angels get, are just their human vessels being damaged, not them getting hurt.
@Petaurista132 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's literally same as Jesus was physically tortured and killed despite being literal God (as Holy Trinity is one Entity so So of God is God). They didn't kill Jesus obviously as He was doing fine after few days. They've hurt physical body He gained in Bethlehem.
@ChildOfCosmos2 жыл бұрын
So basically, Supernatural?
@quranmccoy58842 жыл бұрын
what about Gabriel who had a phyical body that was harmed.
@ChildOfCosmos2 жыл бұрын
@@quranmccoy5884 Well, he wasn't using a human vessel, so the injuries were inflicted directly on his original body.
@quranmccoy58842 жыл бұрын
@@ChildOfCosmos yea but that proves that the angel's physical bodies can be hurt like human bodies unless the implication is that the angels are actually balls of light or whatever and Micheal/ gabriel are stronger cause they have solid forms.
@2010waslit3 ай бұрын
This movie was so good and it’s like one of these movies I can rewatch as many time as I want without getting bored lol
@johnjohnson7982 жыл бұрын
Got to love all the esoteric nods in this movie. When Michael touches down his halo becomes but a millstone around his neck before finally falling to the ground as the last chain that binded him breaks and he discovers his first moment of freedom at last.
@6969Sarazz2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if these supernatural beings were actually weak enough to be beaten by 9 people
@thisismywill2 жыл бұрын
And I guess there were no demons in this universe, who would probably be happy to oppose the angels. If those were angels I would hate to see the demons though
@alimatloob28502 жыл бұрын
@@thisismywill If there's one thing I learned from Supernatural before it became crap, it's that Demon are bad but Angels are worse apparently.
@serialchiller19842 жыл бұрын
@@alimatloob2850 Angels are dicks and demons although bad have their ways of becoming ally’s when the time is right.
@josephwilles292 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the ending for Final Fantasy VI
@hellio34142 жыл бұрын
Aren't angels the souls of humans?
@brendansjeffrey2 жыл бұрын
I really liked the concepts this movie had and the overall fight. Ended up getting into the TV Sequel Dominion and it gets even more wild. Really crazy concepts and actually was pretty good for the first season and part of the second. But unfortunately they never finished the show, it was cancelled after two seasons.
@tescos20007 ай бұрын
im 2 years late to this video but heres my take the biggest mistake Michael made was not bringing the correct weaponry. A light machine gun is absolutely devastating in many situations as it is capable of sustained accurate fire. Against unarmed targets at ranges up to 400-500 meters this would be absolutely devastating, especially when you have 5-6 individuals using them. the next issues are training, disposables, and protection. all of this shooting is going to leave you and your companions deaf very quickly, and you will be unable to communicate effectively, lose coordination, and succumb the the monsters. hearing protection is a must. secondly, you would need an adequate amount of ammunition. this could be in excess of 10,000 rounds, and you would need spare barrels for the machine guns so they dont melt their own barrels off due to all the shooting. finally, Michael would have to brief all of the civilians on how to effectively reload, change barrels, aim and control these weapons otherwise its pointless him even having these people.
@hiderirender6904 Жыл бұрын
16:45 god i hate it when some nice person dies in a movie because of an idiot
@BaconarmyXD Жыл бұрын
So true
@sillyer_billy5 ай бұрын
god probably doesn't really care since yknow, the entire movie is god trying to kill you
@_alleycat_5 ай бұрын
@@sillyer_billyoh YOU
@Leo-o3m4 ай бұрын
Facts I was so pissed at the wife
@ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony3 ай бұрын
@@sillyer_billyits people like you
@swaggerdagger89762 жыл бұрын
if this guy can beat God I feel like we've gone past defeating death games
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
You feel?
@entropysmith69652 жыл бұрын
Feeling is a sign of weakness😂
@Drakoverse2 жыл бұрын
@@entropysmith6965 😂😂
@Messup76542 жыл бұрын
@@Drakoverse nice name it’s really relatable
@Drakoverse2 жыл бұрын
@@Messup7654 W
@averagegamecritic2 жыл бұрын
I think the wings were his tracker so to speak. He’s the leader so convincing some others. I’m sure at least ONE other angel would object. A big point is why rely on Guns? He’s an Angel, the Angel of power basically. Spawn uses guns to conserve energy, he doesn’t have that specific constraint. Especially given that his supposed weapon is a flaming sword that he has much more practice with and, considering they can block bullets, fire isn’t as easy to straight up block and would work for say combat. As for the locusts, it was a determined cloud. They would get in and later with closed vents meant they would have more to turn back from. That actually saved them. God has brutally killed even slight objections. Even if you had a perfect binder spanning billions of years, unlikely to convince. Michael would know this and likely tried already. Although if it was an angel test, stupid but tracks like the Forbidden Fruit That said, God is convinced later, so it’s clear Michael just sucked at his defense. Clearly it’s possible and he just didn’t do good enough. Cutting the wings may not work. It’s like capturing someone and taking off their uniform. Only if he actively changed would it likely work as God would sense the loyalty. They are still Angels, just without wings.
@PennywiseTheDancingClown2742 жыл бұрын
I'm sure something similar happened with Lucifer... Sounds right...
@kafkaesk34492 жыл бұрын
He gives the guns to other people in the shop and also the movie will be boring if there was no guns used
@averagegamecritic2 жыл бұрын
@@kafkaesk3449 He uses them too and not his weapon. And also, guns. Not super Angelic weapons? Surely Heaven would have something cool like that. So either way.
@fatimamarachi58432 жыл бұрын
I hate reading so i'm just gonna agree
@rastaramune78932 жыл бұрын
@@fatimamarachi5843 A TL;DR: The wings were probably a tracker, Them closing the vents wouldn't keep the bugs out for long enough, He used guns instead of his more useful fire sword, And he probably just sucked at convincing God not to kill humans.
@Wolfkingontop Жыл бұрын
If god sent blood thirsty angels I’m coming to your house to survive lol😂
@MoonlightDnobis Жыл бұрын
Honestly speaking, he's probably gonna use you as bait haha
@EL-ISS2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if some of the angels had like six wings or if others were just orbs of light surrounded by rotating rings of eyes. It'd be way more horrifying lol.
@Petaurista132 жыл бұрын
"DO NOT AFRRAID CHILD!" "Man? No offense but you look like Lovecraft had bad trip.You're more scary than psychometry exam"
@Blue_Mike2 жыл бұрын
I can already see the terrible CGI 😭
@User-tu1rd2 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 seraphim:why U bully me U fricking bench why U bully me?
@filbao81132 жыл бұрын
That's how they look sometimes
@Charles-kc2vt2 жыл бұрын
That's not how true angels look.
@kayleighfitzpatrick46252 жыл бұрын
I love how I already watched all of these movies but I still take the time to watch all of these recaps- they are absolutely amazing and Cinnema Summary slays every video
@Snoobins2 жыл бұрын
Cinema summary is taking on god, I hope everyone realizes that
@chilx14612 жыл бұрын
Just here before this Comment blows up. :D
@suissais47322 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Chi3fFox2 жыл бұрын
@@jellybloom9258 Cinema Summary has been slain
@thegamingone21482 жыл бұрын
Nick Mullen Rocks
@autisticsareawesome2 жыл бұрын
@edusha#8083 that's not an asteroid, that's literally just under the size of the moon, that's what's called an unfair fight
@My_Counter_Part_Is_Luna8 ай бұрын
That lays part got me “now they have to survive the deadliest thing of alll *parenting* “ 😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
@smjsuperscott2 жыл бұрын
Cutting off the wings removed his collar. While there might have been an alternative method I doubt it could be achieved fast enough. While closing the vents would slow the locust they would have still pushed through. I'm pretty sure Michael would have tried to convince God before going as far as this.
@grilledleeks65142 жыл бұрын
Ok... I assumed that in order to actually disobey God, he needed to lose the wings. no? I dont think he just had a hissy fight and punted his xbox controller
@MamaTrixxieAsmr2 жыл бұрын
Yes, ripping off his wings was 100% necessary to disobey god, which was why i was questioning why CS was saying to keep the wings. Like, he literally couldn't keep them AND disobey god
@Chance572 жыл бұрын
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr That's only if you assume him ditching his wings isn't disobeying God in the first place.
@thejudge48642 жыл бұрын
The wings I’m pretty sure still kept his rank of angel and then once he rips them off he becomes a fallen angel not controlled by any.
@jaideepshekhar46212 жыл бұрын
And how could he rip it off in the first place?
@fnafar5020 Жыл бұрын
I think their main problem is panic. I mean if this was in real life we would ALL be panicking and wouldn't think of all of these smart ideas.
@Galax_CAS4 ай бұрын
I would because im him
@Ifcmfc2 ай бұрын
6:38 Using the term "Will Smith" while slapping him is crazy ✋😭
@HeyTexasItsMe Жыл бұрын
Love this movie. Truthfully if God wanted to get rid of us he wouldn’t need to send anything. It would just be over. The fact that humanity was given a chance to fight for their life shows they had a chance. 😊
@peegoblin8372 Жыл бұрын
or like ultrakill where he walks away
@HyperLinkRedacted Жыл бұрын
@@peegoblin8372 God has abandoned humanity. Blood is fuel. You are fast approaching hell.
@LogisticPeach Жыл бұрын
@@peegoblin8372The testaments of God in ultrakill show that he regrets making hell, regrets dooming humanity as a “failed creation” and that he can’t unmake their fate, establishing he is not omnipotent.
@peegoblin8372 Жыл бұрын
@@LogisticPeach oh
@helperdude8205 Жыл бұрын
it was a test in a way to human help not human but his angel mich
@Keksoe666 Жыл бұрын
OK, about the "Michael cutting his wings was a mistake"-part: I always thought that included the angel cutting his ties to heaven. Yes: he lost the ability to fly, but with the wings he wouldn't have had the the freedom to do so. I mean: you show literal shackles falling off seconds after losing his wings. Michael paid a price for his freedom.
@serioustable86592 жыл бұрын
Was kinda hoping the child would be the antichrist or something, and would summon a bunch of demons to fight off the angels and have a "the bad guys were actually the good guys" twist
@idkman47482 жыл бұрын
Michael: "I used the apocalipse to end the apocalipse"
@hypermaeonyx49692 жыл бұрын
I used the angels to fight the angels
@hypermaeonyx49692 жыл бұрын
aw man, now that I imagine it, it would be such a cool twist, altho maybe it'd get backlash
@gamerhex73352 жыл бұрын
@@hypermaeonyx4969 Yea, the cult would probably riot 🤣
@hypermaeonyx49692 жыл бұрын
@@gamerhex7335 meanwhile the *other* cult will celebrate
@gabrielli614 Жыл бұрын
bro is taking 99% percent of the Bible out of context 💀💀
@CrispRat878 ай бұрын
Lol
@kurtphinney40372 жыл бұрын
With the mechanic’s shop, you could bend the pipes and use a saw to make makeshift caltrops, which were useful to stop warhorses, so there’s no reason why the sharpened pipes could tear the tires on the cars to pieces
@NathanTruby2 жыл бұрын
Lots of other people are pointing out that the wings kept him connected to God. Being an angel, he probably would've had access to holy armaments that give him alternative means of flight, or even know some type of spell that does the same thing.
@NathanTruby2 жыл бұрын
@Oop true, but they must have special weapons or armor they've imbued with powers
@callefolin2 жыл бұрын
Angels are immaterial, they don't actually consist of matter.
@martimking1craft2 жыл бұрын
@Oop only when sourced by demons, The bible describes angels as spiritual magic creatures even capable of moving at light speed and defeating entire armies alone
@subbingtoanyonewhosubstome93102 жыл бұрын
Imagine your in a death game and he’s the mastermind of it- no escape 😌
@anonymousanonymous95872 жыл бұрын
He's GONNA make a way to escape and make sure he can do it. And then that's the only way out you have to be PERFECTLY logical and rational
@Gankstomper2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousanonymous9587 What a contradiction when religion is all about fooling dumb and illogical people.
@bloodredrain2 жыл бұрын
Yes there is.Just use dog meat as bait to lure him out.Then go in for the kill.
@subbingtoanyonewhosubstome93102 жыл бұрын
Very well explained.
@subbingtoanyonewhosubstome93102 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wolfeloma10 ай бұрын
watching this as a kid, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at how ridiculous they tried to make it scary. it just came off as hilarious😂 Loved the part with the kid holding a knife. that was the most hilarious out of all🤣
@Subreon2 жыл бұрын
driving through the locust swarm would've been bad. with that many, enough would've got sucked onto the engine air filter and stalled the car. then they'd be stuck in the middle of that mess. remember to always pack a spare electric car when going to confront a giant swarm of normally tiny stuff. like volcanic ash clouds. that can clog an air filter too. you could probably take the filter off and make sure you keep the car floored the entire time to force as much of that shit through and out the engine as fast as possible and that hopefully if it does stall, the momentum will be enough to just barely get you to coast out of the mess, but then instead of the car simply being stalled like with a clogged air filter, it'd just be dead cuz the engine is all blocked and seized up. so if you don't have an electric car, having spare air filters and a bug suit would be the best to get through it. when the car stalls, get out and replace the air filter, then go again. though if god is controlling the locusts intelligently, he could have them swarm into the air intake in the brief time you have the filter off, or, with just so many there, they might just fly into it on their own. so really really. your best bet is to entirely avoid driving through it at all, except with electric car.
@johnDoe-gv8si2 жыл бұрын
Also aren't locusts like a really good food bug? Big source of nutrients?
@marleythekid83202 жыл бұрын
@@johnDoe-gv8si Yummy yummy
@Sen13254 Жыл бұрын
I’ll remember to pack my electric car and bug suit for judgment day
@BOOMDIGGER2 жыл бұрын
You said that he cut his wings of to free himself from god and later asked why he cut them off? He obviously did that, because god had control over him as long as he was an angel and thus couldn't help the humans with wings
@JJ-xc9kp2 жыл бұрын
I know right. This video was bs ngl. You can’t just “beat god”
@keepermovin59062 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-xc9kp to be fair this is hardly biblically accurate. So you have to play the movies own rules.
@Gankstomper2 жыл бұрын
To be fair God doesn't exist.
@Gankstomper2 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-xc9kp God isn't real. So I'm beating him just by actually existing.
@goat15962 жыл бұрын
@@Gankstomper lol
@completelyofftopic68542 жыл бұрын
See, you already knew that cinema summary was on the next level, but you now you really know this man has surpassed the level when he's teaching you how to beat God
@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk10 ай бұрын
Thanks bro, really helpful👍
@doomfan86032 жыл бұрын
God: You were supposed to destroy the sin, not join it! Michael: *Falls face first into hell*
@kapitan199698382 жыл бұрын
😢
@hellio34142 жыл бұрын
Lol
@myleswelnetz67002 жыл бұрын
Michael: ”I HATE YOU!!!”
@k1ngh0rus462 жыл бұрын
Despite the backlash on this movie I thought it was pretty good. I love your videos on how to beat. Great job!!
@k1ngh0rus462 жыл бұрын
Damn I wish there was a continuation to this movie.
@BestAnimeFreak2 жыл бұрын
Another comment said, there was a TV show called Dominion ... that would be the continuation you are looking for xD
@k1ngh0rus462 жыл бұрын
@@BestAnimeFreak all right awesome I shall definitely look into that. Thanks!
@likeAflamingo-i2e2 жыл бұрын
@@k1ngh0rus46 unfortunatly they stopped at season 2. Season 3 was cancelled and on a bloody cliffhanger! Still salty about that
@k1ngh0rus462 жыл бұрын
@@likeAflamingo-i2e oh wow so still technically no ending to the movie?
@dominicwickliff29912 жыл бұрын
I think the difference is with the characters and real life events is that the people would of had no idea what theyre facing next, no way they can predict that 100 cars full of monsters would be headed their way. while Hong Kong/Ukraine folks had time to prepare and strategize, at least more than a few hours.
@HeavySandvichGuy12 жыл бұрын
also the difference is, in Ukraine people are ordered what to do by US (and they still fail), while here people are all by themselves
@Switchblade7710 ай бұрын
A movie about God trying to kill an unborn baby is just a little to meta for me.
@timberwolfmountaineer8732 жыл бұрын
16:26 "She throws him off, knocking the man unconscious" It was at this point that i began to suspect this movie might be a fantasy...
@AverageGodzillaEnjoyer69 Жыл бұрын
"If God sends angels to exterminate humanity for their sins what will you do?" Ain't no way we can do anything against God's orders
@SaltareObscurum8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ghfgxijaorgf53938 ай бұрын
seems like a thing a benevolent god would do
@HelloItsMikkan8 ай бұрын
Typical japanese Adolescent: First Time??
@thunderspark15367 ай бұрын
@@ghfgxijaorgf5393 I mean he DID send a flood to kill everyone so it's not something he WOULDN'T do.
@ghfgxijaorgf53937 ай бұрын
@@thunderspark1536 my point is that he killed quintilions of living beings, animals innocent, but supposedly its ALL the humans that were evil, every single one of them, you know how unlikely would it be that every single human were to be completely evil when there's milion's of them? statistically impossible, unless god himself would interfere to make them evil, so i ask once again, what did the animals do? and if god is against abortion then what do we think of the babies inside the wombs of the mothers who drowned in the great flood? and the genocide of an entire planet of quintilions of beings 99,9999999% of them innocent isnt a thing a benevolent god would do, and even more so an infinitely benevolent god
@thebetterterrablade8092 жыл бұрын
The only thing that would keep me pushing through an apocalypse like this is the fact that, literal God himself didn't intervene directly
@Peterthecube10 ай бұрын
“And that was his biggest mistake” how was he supposed to know she was gon go loco😭😭🙏🙏
@waterdoggun6042 жыл бұрын
TIP: you are out of ammo (20:21) the best idea there would be to throw something at the child. Example: a rock. Although this is simple it could have bought her time to knock out the child before going into the car. Since the angels are clueless they have a chance to step on top of the child (possibly killing him).
@SierNotsruht Жыл бұрын
I do love throwing rocks at children
@Malev-editz Жыл бұрын
“But I guarantee if he had brought his Infinity Stone” got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂 3:28
@DillonClements10 ай бұрын
Finally someone but me noticed lol 😂
@Wallsh2 жыл бұрын
Please consider doing Dog Soldiers. Old movie but I absolutely loved it as a kid and I always thought it was impossible to survive without plot armour.
@Commando.Doot_23 ай бұрын
I would get a RPG and the warehouse and then go to the military base and get supplies. You could get a lot of armor and then you could kill those entities
@payableondeath72 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing trailers for this but never got around to it. Pretty interesting, and after looking at it's wiki it turns out it had a TV sequel series called Dominion that sounds pretty bonkers (new religion, prominent cities become like medieval city-states, God just straight up disappears)
@Tarumarugan2 жыл бұрын
I love how he proved with science that children have weak souls 😂
@iloveamerica17762 жыл бұрын
5:10 “The Queen has breached containment”
@Atomic-1.4 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing at this
@ArballstaАй бұрын
16:59 reminds me of a quran phrase where its stated that during the day before judgement day, woman will be "erratic" and thus will be forced to be tied to ensure that they wont create chaos.... Dang.