How To Beat The AGING BEACH In "OLD"

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@@HowToBeatYT have a damn good day

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[@muhammadaazim1957]

What's up

[@octstudios7718]

Ok

[@MarMar_114]

I love how when someone dies, he just goes “now this is the perfect opportunity to use them”

[@chickencraft1085]

Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”

[@aloofmorkie78]

@Nick Fury the White Your not wrong

[@justapassingbycommenterrem5642]

This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"

[@chickencraft1085]

@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol

[@_charlie1722]

@Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""

[@ShortHax]

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

[@rheikervilbautista3941]

Yo

[@Rownoscc]

Plot twist O.o

[@biggieb9032]

Its like playing bo2 zombies all over again

[@ars0on]

LMAOOO

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

@lusy💓 srsly?

[@ferdinandobartoccioni4904]

Basically, if you're trapped in a place almost inescapable, become Sherlock Holmes, learn the physics of magnetism, astrophysics and astronomy and find literally every loophole possible while you slowly wither away. Got it.

[@Mega1sonic]

This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.

[@Ali_2961]

Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb

[@SquiDy-tq2ey]

Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape

[@SquiDy-tq2ey]

@@grade4lauan737 u sure boi

[@bradleygalo4775]

The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.

[@brandonjones3345]

I love that the two survivors somehow actually convinced cops to show up. "Yeah, hi, I was 8 yesterday, but then this resort took us to a super secret special beach where time moves faster, and now I'm in my fifties. Our group was full of people with different health problems, so we think the resort is running unethical drug trials. ...hello?"

[@Funny_in_blue]

Pretty sure they left out all the “crazy sounding” parts and just told them they were running unethical drug trials lol

[@Coach_Ren]

​@@Funny_in_blue don't even need the drug trial bit, just that there's at least a dozen bodies laying around by the beach lol

[@Funny_in_blue]

@@Coach_Ren ya that’s true, I didn’t even think about that lol

[@metanightmare4454]

How would they even know about the drug trials? Come think of it. How would they even properly comprehend anything that's happened to them? Their bodies may have aged half a century, but they didn't get the experience that usually comes with that age. Shouldn't they still have the minds of (undoubtedly traumatized) small children.

[@Funny_in_blue]

@@metanightmare4454 good point!

[@Distortion3232]

The fact that no one had to die if the kid just read the letter makes me feel an indescribable emotion.

[@kbanghart]

But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?

[@morrosium4820]

well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it

[@kbanghart]

@@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.

[@tacticallemon7518]

it makes me want to say hurtful words

[@wufflemuffin9197]

@@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2

[@TechnologyBudda]

The best part of the movie is a character actually proposes they move through the canyon slowly and then they all just ignore it.

[@mayatabachnikoff7999]

noooo that’s terrible

[@venmis137]

Lmao accurate

[@EviGL]

If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.

[@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming]

It sure is relatable though... I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.

[@bababklj3638]

istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas

[@just0_]

the fact that the kid could've just read the note and figured out what it meant as soon as they got there and have saved a bunch of lives is actually really sad

[@markmolino679]

True ,but then the movie would of end fast.

[@thatonehumanirken2006]

Yeah it is

[@shanec4494]

They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...

[@just0_]

@@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister

[@KAIsibs]

But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling

[@festivebear9946]

Genuinely feels like one of those "sit and die" situations. You'd have to be quite calm and do a lot of observation to figure out what's happening and how it all works. It feels like a lot of things are left to chance which makes this scenario even harder to figure out. Like remembering the note, thinking to crawl through the boundary, being able to reach the trees, etc. The kids really were the only ones that could've made it out without any preparation. They had enough lifespan to see everyone else try and fail at their attempts, collect information, and make use of the note. And that's really the key. The entire escape depends on that note, had they found it earlier, less would've died. Later, and they all would've.

[@Boudah67]

As a french guy, my mind went for "Use the beach to age fine wines quickly" and I now see that I'm a living cliché

[@degrotemarc9359]

better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.

[@bigbird4481]

Dude your a genius

[@gavinbrown1159]

Yes yes you are

[@chynnavindiola58]

Rick and Morty

[@SKROGY]

Holy frog you absolute genius

[@glitchedsushi]

“Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and this is great news” it’s beautiful out of context

[@twohundred8794]

It really is

[@mikumartikainen954]

Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel

[@whitelatte6618]

Very true

[@kayzlina90]

He's so cold I love him 😂

[@HappinessthroughChrist]

It is time to eat this woman's body

[@oldman5398]

As a survivor of Age this is truly accurate.

[@kinyacat5919]

Lol this should get more likes

[@ahorserunning]

unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.

[@bubbleboi1122]

Lol

[@Mar1aHass4n]

I have survived age as well!!!

[@dakshithkumar2155]

For now

[@MycoCane]

In addition to all those warning signs at the beginning, they should be suspicious of the fact that their driver is M Night Shyamalan. Never let him drive you to a deserted location

[@ThePenguinMan]

OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST

[@griz383]

WHAT A TWIST!

[@reneam3787]

😂😂

[@sweypheonix]

Never go to a second location with anyone. I've never seen anyone again when they went to a secondary location.

[@suberb-ze7fv]

Ikr he messed up avatar 😢

[@kartoffelbrei8090]

honestly this is a solid sit-down-and-just-die scenario

[@adrianomartinez6231]

if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach

[@rogers4760]

@@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@rogers4760 Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out. And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.

[@tillburr6799]

@@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@tillburr6799 Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.

[@arcticwolf2424]

The old woman was actually the luckiest. As she already lived her house and was able to die with her family on a lovely beach. She missed nothing

[@nobody-rl3nc]

@CJ you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death

[@Ndreau]

@user-tr2fs1lt2k not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.

[@ESparkAster]

@CJ No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.

[@Larserr]

@user-tr2fs1lt2k the point went all over your head

[@cwatson42785]

She already lived her house? Umm what?

[@ThatOneGuyWhoWearsGlasses]

When he said "A sign that this would be an absolute disaster... None of these people had a single cup of coffee." I was so confused and when the promotion started I just laughed my ass off.

[@NotSomeone68]

Yeah, that was one of the better ones.

[@joanniebacus]

Yeah that was smooth af

[@tiktokish4386]

SAME

[@command_blockling_400mc9]

Yea he pulls this regularly.

[@timarschmalz1229]

Those ads during videos are just super ass

[@LawsofPaul]

God this movie was so unintentionally hysterical. Literally nothing makes sense while all the characters make the dumbest decisions over and over.

[@KingCrimsonRequiem336]

Every bad horror movie ever basically

[@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124]

@@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award

[@KingCrimsonRequiem336]

@@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!

[@walltileceil]

I didn’t view the movie. From this KZbin vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.

[@Groundlord]

I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out. Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.

[@TheBlakeGG]

Cinema Summary really comes in clutch to save us from the most specific wacky scinerios

[@WarpedExtension]

^^

[@slipnotes822]

Truly

[@venti7224]

👁👅👁

[@theawesomemogor420]

Im 18 minutes late to this comment

[@rhemzy]

Fr

[@ragnar4008]

"Surf our dead parents into the ocean" is something I never thought I'd hear

[@ajqueen7345]

A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔

[@pregnantleggies3696]

My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well

[@Sunny72343]

0

[@pregnantleggies3696]

@TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷‍♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so

[@andrewat7348]

@@pregnantleggies3696 wat

[@LucasOliveira-hs4un]

“There’s one last clue they didn’t see” “Huh, what’s that” “They didn’t have a cup of coffee” I love how CS transitions into sponsors lol

[@vivianniu3493]

beautiful pfp lmao

[@valvect]

@Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing

[@barfpukevomit]

@@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?

[@ninjagirl2006]

gotta have that coffee

[@xozegraf7179]

HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.

[@zachkyukca1291]

I can’t believe I spent a year of my life watching this video

[@PartyNekromantDeniz]

Nice one man xDDD

[@MayBlake_Channel]

I watched it on double speed so I only lost 6 months. Use you're time better!

[@lederppz6202]

*your

[@Alexus_Pro123]

I spent 1 hour to say

[@Alexus_Pro123]

​@@lederppz6202🤓👆

[@deviousdirtbag6814]

the kids: "Our parents are dead! oh no!" cinema summary: _lets go surfing!_

[@snailcheeseyt]

SURFING TIME

[@maccurtis730]

The kids are surfing with adult supervision.

[@snailcheeseyt]

@@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!

[@Slothbr0]

Plus no clock to keep time

[@spl4shy775]

Hi

[@hollieparsons267]

The woman’s bones broke so easily in the cave because she had a calcium deficiency, so she technically went years without her medication. Thought that was quite clever (and horrifyingly brutal to watch)

[@pbower4378]

!! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary

[@jtg1972]

That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.

[@corimoon3360]

@@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.

[@jdocoding5100]

@@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵

[@ohreally69]

@@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break

[@nov-aliedouard1224]

"After losing their Family the children learned an important lesson, Always check the Ratings before Booking." Got me dead

[@phantomcat1958]

imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"

[@zhynx7688]

666 likes wtf

[@perfectlyimperfectmae6137]

anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Out of the characters that died in this movie, It's the kids I felt bad for the most. I mean it's sad that the adults died too, But it's like Kara said in one scene they had their entire childhoods taken away from them by that beach and the people who brought them to it. They were stripped of the chance to grow up and truly experience life.

[@YakDPOY]

Had no idea, thanks

[@TheCommenterDragon]

​@@YakDPOY Come on now, Is childish sarcasm really necessary?

[@Sheenifier]

Well thankfully this never happens in real life and also if it did, they're in a coma which is practically the same thing

[@Number1BaizhuFan]

Real.

[@darylsdog9521]

Good thing it’s not real

[@chocolatbownie35]

how to actually survive this movie: "Let's go on vacation to a beach" "We're broke" The End.

[@gassedupkahz]

Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.

[@isidoratrajkovska8973]

Movie name ?

[@MsRizz100]

@@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT

[@nahmeag8960]

@@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.

[@obblivionkr]

“It might be worth it to surf our dead parents to the shore” Well now that’s a sentence I’ve never heard uttered before.

[@__Pandisal__]

R/brandnewsentence

[@Caspercab]

Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents

[@vaporeonbluedrink2594]

@@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral

[@martinbat1164]

Sounds like a fun funeral

[@i_am_squishy6230]

It puts the fun in funeral

[@smokeybacon6194]

"Their first mistake, is that they didn't realise that the hotel manager is wearing a suit, with a specific colour hex code. Anyone who wears that suit, has been scientifically proven to be evil."

[@amelianna6004]

So true! 😂

[@itsyaboichipsahoy3392]

“If I was him, I would turn into an elemental god and start escaping”

[@itsghostyidiottt9325]

@@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 LLAMO

[@itsghostyidiottt9325]

...

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

I dunno about you but a tourism suit with anything But a plant or animal is fishy as all hell.

[@Existence_Bs]

"Always check the reviews before going to the hotel" HOW Is that going to help when dead people can't review hotels??

[@Rubiecat]

family members giving the hotel zero stars : "my father died there would not recommend !!"

[@shrek8339]

me when i cant grasp a joke

[@tiak3126]

0 reviews mean something too you know

[@anjaneilennis881]

So people going literally missing isn't a cause for concern. Families aren't just made up of the nuclear family and friends too. Surely someone would have come along to search for their last known location and that tells me the unethical drug trials were pretty recent.

[@KarlaO711]

@@anjaneilennis881 The driver specificly asked them, if they left their passports at the hotel. So they could send them to their homes. they also whiped the computers to not let the emails be shown.

[@justadisingenuousdensemf8384]

"Luckily, this grandma died just moments ago" Just about anything this guy says taken out of context could put him in jail

[@a.jgaming8350]

So so very true

[@georgedomingo4543]

Luckily I just killed this man in an alleyway🤣

[@OperatorKevlar]

All of the sake of survival.

[@SupermanJunkieModz]

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[@littleleah310]

Tbh

[@Gamer1288]

I feel the biggest flaw in this movie is that if Realistically, if something like this occurred then you would have died before you even realized what was happening from either Starvation or Dehydration.

[@nehemiahmontague8921]

I just thought of this!

[@goulitry]

It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older

[@mwoods4608]

I never see them eating

[@tomatoit7033]

@@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality

[@jasonlarsen4945]

@@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.

[@Chasing-the-outdoors]

Jared(the nurse) actually suggested slowly leaving through the canyon a step at a time. Nobody ever tried or mentioned it again. Huge storyline mistake.

[@oldironsides4107]

They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa

[@GippyHappy]

That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going

[@0._.0]

Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.

[@jordanmclachlan3056]

Because it would take 20years roughly

[@VinylSkillz]

Or maybe they just ignored it.

[@wanderfilho5443]

That ad-drop was so smooth i tought you were gonna go on a scientific research to explain how coffee makes you realize bad situations

[@kimothydoyle979]

Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol

[@Chrisboe4ever]

If I owned this beach, my first step would be to find out how to travel inside and out of it without being affected by the time warping. Next, I would rent out portions of the beach to other private companies to use on a variety of things. Battery life, liquor distilleries, medicinal herbs, etc. We could also have fun reality shows like "What last longer? Twinkie vs Cupcake."

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Getting laid after turning older amiright?

[@Jisawesomeletter]

Nice but you cant stop it from aging you

[@Chrisboe4ever]

@@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.

[@DecomagnaltdKenya]

@@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..

[@mwoods4608]

Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?

[@yashraj2687]

This man is the best example of tagline: "improvise, adapt, overcome"

[@unostentatious7624]

True

[@paiman1288]

Discombobulate

[@ikimiyu]

Yes

[@bona2153]

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

[@lordrj4203]

*Bear Grylls stares in distance*

[@bruhtdda6241]

Dead corpse: *exists Anyone: let's give it a proper burial Cinema Summ: *WE RIDE 'TIL DAWN BITCHES*

[@swiftycodm4833]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@LolKeiko]

E *Dead corpse*

[@anshulsenguptaxbrollno-2579]

E

[@pyrrhanikos8290]

Lmfao

[@aldreifernandez5175]

E

[@echidnabathwater6627]

That Anamika pull is crazy, considering the marketing would actually be pretty good when you get down to what it /actually/ means. Yes it does mean Nameless in the most base sense of the word, but it's actually moreso implicating that you are absolutely and totally free and without limitations, you aren't even limited by your own name. In the truest sense it means "Absolute freedom". And is used when people are born, their destiny is not yet written, for their name is not yet even been inscribed.

[@eldritchbidoof]

Ikr?? When he said it was a bad name for a hotel I was like "Mfer, that is one of THE BEST NAMES for a paradise hotel" lmao

[@w1lt3d_ast3r]

The fact he said "If this girl is gonna be an idiot, I would convince her to be an idiot in a more logical place" is just hilarious

[@iiisparklepastel8816]

1 comment,1.4K likes lol

[@feeltoofree]

Honeslty, the first time I saw this, I could only think of the opportunities this beach would present, specially in agriculture. Also, seeing that their dresses didn’t décompose or at least get very weak yet, it’s safe to assume this beach only ages living cells and doesn’t really speed up time. Now, think about drone controlled farming. That’s unlimited food for the whole world.

[@durgapur_97]

Farming on sand?

[@feeltoofree]

@@durgapur_97 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions

[@durgapur_97]

@@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.

[@Barnesofthenorth]

It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.

[@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127]

Mutations would like to know your location

[@ProfessionalFascist]

Something strange: happens Character: notices Cinema summary: he didn’t realize till it was too late

[@dr.mayhem7582]

see this was the biggest mistake of his life

[@Cloud91738]

🤣🤣

[@thomasp.1533]

You know that bitcoin comment got me thinking, you could probably age alcohol and cheese and whatever on that beach and make a pretty dang good profit. You'd just want to do it all via remote controlled drones bringing things in and out. Unless the 'magnetism' would make the drones go offline. With enough resources you could also probably build some seawalls to hold back the water, and drop enough soil in there that you could start a proper farm. Once again, using drones or whatever, you could grow pineapples crazy fast, since normally they take like three years to bear fruit after you plant them. Though if we're already being unethical, you could also use the beach to try and figure out immortality through gene modification. Modify genes of plants then animals then humans and drop em on the beach and see how long they live through different modifications. Eventually you should be able to get that perfect combo of lobster/jellyfish immortality in a human subject.

[@thatwastakenagain]

damn I'm just thinking elephant army or repopulate endangered or u just solved other pc problems too that takes way too long electricity would be the issue there i guess but then electromag issues could be converted at that place? like solar panels or renewables?

[@lukaswatts8422]

Massive beluga caviar farm, i think it takes 7 years for a beluga to reach maturity ans then caviar every year. You could use drones or people in those anti magnetic suits to harvest the eggs and make insane profits

[@thatoneguy932]

The most surprising part of this movie is they didn’t decide to go on vacation in some creepy cabin in the woods and decide to go to a normal place ( at least it looks completely normal at first)

[@felipesv8866]

Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.

[@hubert36250]

mmmm dis bot is lurking in da comments

[@paintingroxy1668]

@@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this

[@thatoneguy932]

@@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day

[@Shadow91507]

"Now a weekend getaway with the God of Thunder is bound to be epic, but ..."

[@toastyeeter]

"How to beat the aging beach in 'OLD'" HOW ABOUT DON'T GO TO THE BEACH THERE'S LITERALLY A SIGN SAYING NOT TO GO THERE

[@regonklimov3253]

L

[@staticdaydreams1136]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@gallohalt]

But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach

[@toastyeeter]

@@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

@@gallohalt Technically it still counts

[@charrlaae]

"Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and that's great news" that cracked me up lmao

[@snailcheeseyt]

very great news

[@explodeygames7585]

Am so happy at this life changing revelation

[@gandalf_the_purplewithredd2057]

Yeah sometimes I actually laugh at How cold his analisys is

[@gretadanis1108]

Netflix recommended me this right after I was talking to my brother about how I want to speed through my life and I want time to go by faster. Yeah needless to say I wouldn't want my time to go by THAT fast.

[@SMG2fanatic]

Time will go by faster, and you’re not gonna like it. Optimism is good but don’t pine for the future. Be patient and enjoy the present moment ✌️

[@gretadanis1108]

@@SMG2fanatic I wanna speed through the year cause that's more fun

[@GhastlyDerp]

What's waiting for you in the future? Achievements? Accolades? Well none of that actually matter the moment you get them. They generally don't make people happier. They often send people into a deep depression because now they feel even more lost. They got what they wanted, but they don't feel any different. Being famous doesn't feel like being famous, money doesn't matter as long as bills are paid. Why don't they feel happy, or even different? They feel broken. What now? They scream for they don't know. They could lose it all, they could die. None of this would matter anymore. Now they don't feel the same as before, but with the added dread. Turns out being busy with the future means they won't notice the present. They forgot that the journey is the goal after all.

[@INSPIRE-BOND-jc5pw]

​@@gretadanis1108and the reward for reaching the destination is ☠️

[@PrestonJ17]

@@gretadanis1108look up how dopamine works and listen to podcasts and stuff about it, because life would be unenjoyable if you lived it like that.

[@ActuallyBased]

I feel like these breakdowns are more fun to watch than the actual movie sometimes.

[@block827]

I don’t even need to watch this movie the guy summarized it in half an hour

[@its8ngel333]

The movie was bad😭 acting was so horrible felt like a play. And the camera men at some point would cut off the good parts and would just show the people foot/leg 😭

[@ewanwaddell2082]

oh 100% especially if it's a somewhat scary movie and youre a pussy like me

[@bona2153]

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

@@its8ngel333 it's a Shaymalan movie, of course it's bad. He's only got two, maybe three, good ones.

[@jeremyamo6201]

Funny enough, the food bags were my first thought of escape too. I figured if there isn't any wildlife or vegetation, that must mean that any organic material ages fast. Since the food was kept in weird bags, and the food hasn't aged, then the bags must have some sort of shielding. But they completely ignored that fact in the movie.

[@Travybear1989]

Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".

[@kbanghart]

​@@Travybear1989 except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.

[@legobrick1356]

@@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).

[@kbanghart]

@@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand

[@legobrick1356]

@@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Sure is a miracle that all the kid's swimsuits grew with them.

[@barbararoyal5155]

Yea I am so glad it grew with them

[@zeorph]

They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

@@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.

[@zeorph]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And somehow their hairs don't grow too.

[@kid5miley167]

I havent even seen this film and yet this is the best thing ive ever watched ... surfing your dead parents as a sure way to survive is pure comedy

[@Number1BaizhuFan]

I definitely recommend watching it if you haven’t yet! >0>

[@JessicaOkeke-kw6tt]

​@@Number1BaizhuFan What's the name of the movie pls

[@infiniteshay8660]

Me: _stuck on a beach dying of old age_ Cinema Summary: "Hear me out. Coconuts."

[@giaem4108]

Coconut nut is a big big nut

[@bxckslxshGD]

@@giaem4108 and if you eat too much, you get verrry fat

[@C0MET_1]

@@bxckslxshGD Ooohh the coconut nut is a big big nut But this delicious nut.. IS NOT A NUT!

[@Tsireya10]

@@C0MET_1 it's a coco fruit (it's a coco fruit) from the coco tree

[@stysvsg9795]

@@Tsireya10 From the cocopalm family (la la la la la)

[@chandranapier2259]

plot twist, the resort makes its money carefully using the beach to age wines and alcohols to sell at exorbitant prices. You can get 100 year old wines in no time.

[@mynameisasecret5320]

But how do they get the wine back out

[@felipesv8866]

@@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.

[@mynameisasecret5320]

@@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century

[@sirmoriarty8230]

@@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.

[@felipesv8866]

@@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.

[@copperisprettypog9721]

this vid saved me and my family when we were trapped on an aging beach GOD BLESS YOU MAN I LOVE YOU!!!

[@piranhaowner1967]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@puny5417]

Ha ha h. Hilarious.

[@dragonballwhatif2532]

well is not a problem, is an aging beach, as long as only the beach ages is all well.

[@piranhaowner1967]

@@puny5417 👍

[@puny5417]

@@piranhaowner1967 ikr

[@minoreducation2927]

Some of the suggestions to beat this evil beach are actually pretty smart. You have my upvote!

[@johnnycash4161]

What makes you think that this beach is necessary "evil?" This was a natural phenomenon. Which makes it neither good nor evil. Nature is neutral. It doesn't care whether or not people live or die. The planet is going to continue on either way. As far as the pharmaceutical company is concerned, I think the people were actually on something good. Do I think that they could have found a more morally or ethical way to go about this? Yes! Most definitely. For example they could have found inmates that have life without the possibility of parole or had a death sentence, that had serious diseases and ailments and they could have given them an ultimatum of finishing out their sentence in prison or volunteering for the studies. Obviously they couldn't escape, to their freedom. Or they could have found non-criminal citizens that have terminal illnesses that could volunteer for the studies, so that people in the future won't have to suffer their Fates. The only thing they were doing wrong was the fact that they were conducting the studies without getting informed consent.

[@rednaxela5960]

​@@johnnycash4161"the only thing they were doing wrong is something thats considered a warcrime" is pretty much the gist of what you just said. They were doing something so wrong that during war, the most desperate times ever, without any actual morals, there were rules set up to prevent such atrocities. You cant sacrifice the life of someone for "the greater good" without their consent.

[@amin971000]

I like how he completely threw away his morality for the sake of cold calculating logic. "Use dead bodies as reference of how fast time progresses", "Kill the doctor, it`s a win win for everyone", "Use the parents` corpses for floatation". Remind me not to get stranded on an island with this guy, or I might get killed for using/to be used as 'resources'.

[@branedo5743]

Honestly I agree with him when we die were just a resource to be used by something in some way why not use the resources provided like its a Devine gift from some God and put the worry about were it came from later when it helps save your butt. Yea it's cold it doesn't sit right but in a situation we're your gonna die youl do what you must or perish.

[@GippyHappy]

"Stop panicking, it's only logical that I kill you and use your body as a raft-" "We've only been stranded for twenty minutes!"

[@awagabyow8171]

Lmao fact

[@shilohgamingroblox1446]

@@GippyHappy lmao

[@vgngolley341]

@@GippyHappy 😂😂😂😂

[@misterb3577]

Another way to make tons of money on this beach? Wine and cheese. Both require aging to reach their fullest potential on the market. You could literally make *gallons* of amazingly expensive wine with a day or so on the beach.

[@lockdownhamza]

big brain

[@egopathtime3273]

I take it you watched that one Rick and Morty Episode with aging wine via time dilation where Jessica becomes a "time god".

[@lowrider81hd]

Great. Now I’m hungry and want a glass of wine.

[@misterb3577]

@@egopathtime3273 Actually, I haven't yet. Sounds like a great episode, though.

[@supercharlestf2]

@@egopathtime3273 I mean... you don't have to watch Rick and Morty to think this up.....

[@SkinnyPoonis]

Easiest way to beat "OLD": read the note that kid gave you when he actually gives it to you

[@karlwandji5901]

Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.

[@psychopompous489]

@@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.

[@Melisaoffxl12]

Even easier : don't go out of your room

[@dudelittle4022]

@@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet

[@yabazyabacoffee]

@@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there

[@someoneelse8295]

i watch his sponsors because he builds so much tension to them im like "what?? what else did they miss" and he honestly deserves it

[@DragonslayerArmor]

This is the only time someone can say “let’s ride our parents corpses like surfboards” is actually logical instead of psychotic

[@mulst2759]

When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.

[@chattycatty3336]

They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷‍♀️

[@DragonslayerArmor]

@LeahPlayz_RBLX it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺

[@souju_13]

@@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.

[@BXK-44]

Man 369

[@kcsmith8878]

The part where they spent their last moments together as a family made me cry it's just so heartwarming

[@kcsmith8878]

HOLY HOW DO I HAVE SO MUCH LIKES ALREADY THANK YOU

[@kcsmith8878]

I POSTED THIS 3 HOURS AGO

[@KindaStupid.]

@@kcsmith8878 its 7 likes…. Not to be mean of course

[@sheeaatt]

It's 20 now... I wish you a great day

[@KindaStupid.]

@@sheeaatt i see

[@samplautz5586]

I like how nobody thinks to have one of them go through the canyon so that everyone else can see how the heck they are ending up back on the beach

[@PerfectAlibi1]

They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.

[@captainobvious8037]

​@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@captainobvious8037 Too thick to throw someone through. I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum. Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.

[@captainobvious8037]

@@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha

[@rioriorio17]

So many plot holes

[@tenayauwu]

very useful tutorial I can't wait to try it

[@ScarletGhost53]

As a Hindi speaker, Anamika is a common Indian girl's name. I myself know about 3 Anamikas. Although it does mean "nameless", other meanings are "ring finger" and "virtuous". There are thousands of hotels in India named Anamika.

[@elmercy4968]

Lol.

[@aimeekiran5043]

Was looking for this comment, I even have an aunt who's called Anamika

[@theiranianputin2770]

LOL yea I was going to put this comment but I figured others would as well.

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

Do they have private beaches??

[@Pastenedpaste]

you poos really have no shame huh

[@tangytanger1ne]

“Anyone in their right mind would think they’ve gone batshit crazy” -Cinema Summary, 2021

[@jankovelimirovic4844]

I just read this comment as he said that…

[@tangytanger1ne]

@@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy

[@MCA1505]

@@jankovelimirovic4844 me too

[@RabbidKong]

Yes we saw the video

[@tangytanger1ne]

@@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok KZbin people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself

[@mewgiah8057]

I’ve seen a lot of people critical of the film because the characters act “stupid”. But lets be real. If individuals were in a scenario where they are aging years in hours (ie. they are on deadly ticking time clock) - 99% of people would become irrational. Humans do not work well particularly under pressure. Even in stressful survival situations that don’t have a time element, most people would break down. I feel like we give way too much credit to people. Like just think about most individuals you have met in your life. Or the average person. The vast majority are really dumb. Now take those individuals and throw them in a situation where every hour they age years and there is no way most groups would work together and solve that scenario. So I don’t even feel the writing of the movie was bad for a fictional horror plot. Only issue i had was some of the acting was shlocky.

[@PrinceZariel]

But the writing was bad. Not necessarily because of how the character's acted but their dialogue was terrible. So many lines physically made me cringe. The rules of the beach made no sense. Mid-sized sedan (best name ever though) should have been an elderly man when the rest of them showed up. And it just feels like a series of events that happen one after the other with no point to them. When something happens, the characters just move onto the next thing and never mention it again. Nothing made sense in the movie, which was a shame because the premise seemed cool :/

[@Tote_Mich]

Fun fact: it’s also not stupid to (instead of rejoicing for you can use their corpses as boats) morn the loss of your parents. A dead old lady isn’t a saving grace in the eyes of almost everyone. He forgets the emotional elements of people trapped in such a stressful situation.

[@adam.n-steve]

@Nexxol Wow so original. You're such a comedian.

[@earthing3696]

I must be part of the 1%.. just sit there and accept death

[@adam.n-steve]

@Nexxol im gonna be honest tho. Ppl aren't very good thinkers when it comes to desperate situations especially the supernatural ones that turns you old pretty quickly.

[@lbarbados38]

Actually the idea of using the food packages is brilliant, I didn't think of that one. Lots of plot holes in this movie. If the newborn baby dies in moments due to neglect, then why can the other characters go for hours without eating? Wouldn't they die of starvation?

[@CaptainSloppyToppy]

I'd assume that the magnetic fields are accelerating aging as opposed to time itself, otherwise their clothes and other related objects would become tatters almost instantly. So bitcoin mining wouldn't work, however my strategy for becoming filthy rich off that place would be either farming or a vinyard. Aging wine takes a long time and having a place where you can create wine aged 100+ years in days would be extremely lucrative. You wouldnt even need to grow the vines on the beach, just get the barrels of wine to it. Secondarily i'd use the beach to age up livestock of some sort. Either cattle, maybe chickens, or goats. Being able to induce a pregnancy and lower the mother onto the beach for mere minutes, let her birth the calf, and then take them back up to feed the calf before lowering just the calf down onto the beach to become an adult all within a day. You might be able to do it multiple times in a day. That would allow you to have and sell an extreme amount of livestock very quickly, without murdering any tourists. Keep you secret beach, the millions of dollars, and save your conscience all at the same time.

[@therealeatsnow2693]

Damn, I’ve never supported a dark comment more than this

[@Khajitxi]

You can probably help solve global warming with that beach.

[@toast7922]

You are a genius

[@Araneus21]

medical research. imagine getting 78000 new generations of cells used for experiments in a day to test geneic modifications. or growing a new superbug

[@sossosos1518]

@@Araneus21 yeaa

[@King_Shibo]

Long story, short. The kid killed everyone by ignoring a secret note

[@froggers8945]

"Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says." "We're all dying." "Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"

[@olioil2563]

damn.. your right

[@oliviamaelovickkk]

This frustrated me so much 😂😂

[@nigerianprince7167]

Seen✅

[@jomama2777]

I would like but it would be the 666th like

[@ProxyBeats]

Perfect time to upload my spaghetti just got ready

[@kaot1k]

does it have goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls

[@Rownoscc]

I love how if you first to reply to a popular KZbinrs comment you’ll instantly get tons of likes with as little as saying “a”

[@benny8694]

What kind of spaghetti

[@waterfromafrica6845]

I have Mha borger

[@peanutbutterman411]

@@kaot1k no it might have human balls ⚽️

[@goongod13]

Im so happy I watched this after my vacation and not before

[@FlamesAndShadows]

Movie Logic: Several stranger touch inside of a wound with unwashed hands, without sterilizing it or the knife, but its fine since it closes up immediately. Also movie logic: I don't need to make a fatal blow since the infection from a shallow cut would kill you in seconds anyway.

[@jonathanleuck9525]

it was rusty!!!!!! but true

[@felipesv8866]

Infected hands would have the same effect.

[@chandranapier2259]

If they had said “the rust from the knife will poison you”! It would make more sense as the rust particles from a rusted knife could kill you easily even without the infection. This could contrast with the removal of the tumor as we could then make an assumption that the beach somehow only affects complex organisms and not bacteria/microorganisms. That would explain why none of them were dying of rapid infection rates/ disease even without unwashed hands in a surgery.

[@MistaCen]

@@felipesv8866 were their hands dirty? no? ok.

[@Kitsug]

@@MistaCen yes

[@k4melly367]

Imagine being in your 30's, and you find this person you like. They have a full beard, wrinkles, Exc. So you say to them "We've been talking for a while, and I think I wanna take this to the next level." , and they just pop out and say "I'm 5 years old, sorry."

[@zexiz1107]

@@bona2153 copied comment

[@Canadianbacon-s9n]

Legal loli loophole tho bro

[@mixinthebisquic1238]

5 years old lol not anymore

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

At least bring an old RICH man to this beach, then get the coral.

[@smeissner328]

While Trent does only have 5 years of life experience, brain development and maturation is actually a part of aging, in some ways. This means that he might be less like a 5-year-old in a grown man's body, and more like a man who grew up separated from society and simply has no experience with the modern world.

[@woofberry]

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Say no to the hotel manager because that's obviously sketchy. Step 2: Leave.

[@IsaacHND]

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Be broke.

[@dkhopkinsgaming1348]

@@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf

[@XclusiveChiq]

They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway

[@XclusiveChiq]

@@IsaacHND the trip was free

[@woofberry]

@@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?

[@WikkeSchrandt]

I love how your suggestion for the kids to use their parents' corpses to surf over to a bunch of trees starts sounding completely reasonably after all their wasted opportunities

[@twistedpaperclip5929]

If there were actually a beach like this, everyone would die in a couple of minutes because the human body can't last more than 3 days without water, so unless they're constantly guzzling down 3 days worth of water they physically won't be able to drink enough water to survive.

[@samaxion93]

Also why did their hair stay the same length?? It should’ve grown a shit load

[@stokkejanraggio9091]

@@samaxion93 there is this weird concept in life we call MOVIES. Which tend to bend reality

[@nickblixky2247]

@@samaxion93 the beach only affects living cells🤦🏽‍♂️

[@mfbjo6854]

@@nickblixky2247 the mechanisms that make hair grow are living cells, they only die when they breach skin, so hair would still grow

[@Orjahlian]

Presumably using the same sort of magic-logic that these sorts of premises involve, it ages cells, doesn't directly fast-forward time, or biological processes. Or else you'd be, what, watching the waves roll in and out a couple hundred times a second? I mean, yeah, it still doesn't make sense since clearly the cells would still need that energy to do the FFWD>> activity they're blitzing through, but thems the movie breaks.

[@Elwolfshy]

"-surf our dead parents" Just gives DND energy to me.

[@sonofdeadmeat713]

That's exactly what a DnD campaign will do

[@meemeleem]

“I use the corpses as a surfboard” “You… you what?” “I surf with the corpses.” “Alright fine roll for dex but this is gonna need to be pretty hi-“ “Nat 20” *sigh* “You effortlessly use the corpses as surfboards, teleporting the entire party along with you in the process.”

[@Underworlddream]

Their was a episode of American Dad that Roger escape from prison by making a raft and oars out of dead prison guards.

[@sonofdeadmeat713]

@@meemeleem Precisely!!

[@sabbytv7109]

"They learned a very important lesson always check the reviews" Why was that the funniest part

[@sheeptheshawn240]

Who’s gonna leave the bad reviews tho

[@charlestaylor3195]

Because it was ironic.

[@sabbytv7109]

@@sheeptheshawn240 The kids who survived

[@user-nmCarter]

Say no thanks you. It is bittersweet moment at the movie. I am enjoyed watched the video. Good work on the video.

[@aarondillon5986]

This whole concept of having time manipulated, or making you age at an extremely fast pace, absolutely TERRIFIES me! I can’t imagine much worse to do to someone than to literally steal away their time they have to live.

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

Lmao then don't watch the one Bratz movie with Simon Cowell.

[@davidbettcher8843]

I read the graphic novel this was based on and (I don't usually read horror) it was the first time I was actually scared of a book.

[@maximalsakerhet7930]

Watch the movie time trap for a movie with basically the opposite premise. Secret place were time moves slower.

[@KopyErr]

:,(

[@Ian-rc3ig]

Respect to the camera man's for risking their life for the making of this movie

[@Zakkizoo]

Lol

[@TTVtsbIoI]

The cameras battery would die rapidly so they had to use magic or this movie is CGI.

[@jkxss]

@@TTVtsbIoI only affects living things, note the food didn't decompose

[@TTVtsbIoI]

@@jkxss true

[@bobbobowski6760]

he is up there with a quiet place, saw and belko experiment camera men as legends

[@piffy876]

"this grandma died just a while ago, and thats GREAT news"

[@booboodoodoo444]

HAHAHAH

[@communistunitednationsball4299]

Atleast it's a movie

[@block827]

Why is it funny when you put it that way

[@hubert36250]

nice sum ppl are noticing the spam bot

[@booboodoodoo444]

@@singamanah7003 what- 😭😭

[@rapandosam1323]

I love the transition to the ad 😀

[@DavidCimillo922]

The last 2 kids who survived be like: "We're rapidly aging so time is literally of the highest commodity. We should try to escape but let's build a sand castle first!"

[@rolfopierreantoine8906]

@@bona2153 enough

[@ZackeryCochran]

They had already given up on escaping at that point.

[@chrismissed]

@@bona2153 dude STFU with your stolen joke

[@Aureline_]

To be fair, by the end they had given up hope. They just wanted to spend the rest of their short lives acting like the children they never will be able to again.

[@fortune2122]

nigga they were 6 yesterday let them live

[@HexenMeister06]

“Always check the reviews before booking” But who’s gonna leave the bad reviews?

[@andreagentilcore6490]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@MrPlea6]

E

[@sum1inasia]

E

[@Kayiweeraphan]

E

[@infrulexm]

E

[@UglaWack]

“Luckily, this grandma just died” -Cinema Summary

[@randomguy9253]

E

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

E

[@sheep4065]

Breaking the E chain

[@clover6499]

Classic

[@unknownhuman9547]

why teh coffee tho-

[@hoodyk7342]

I love the gamer idea of using the time problem to grow coconuts and make a raft. 😂 This concept actually could make a good escape game.

[@Jannobaer]

Gotta love how magnets are always the magical explanation for everything

[@Fantasticbrownie99]

11 minutes ago 😩

[@kamenrideraquarius]

Fucking magnets how do they work

[@jaygged6472]

@@Fantasticbrownie99 10 hours ago😩

[@ikengaspirit3063]

Cuz Magnets are Magic. Like how the fuck do those work?

[@johnl6973]

"Die Another Day" elevator, anyone?

[@steelnation6065]

“Luckily this grandma died moments ago, and that’s great news!” Is my new favorite quote

[@worldofdoom995]

2020 in a nut-shell

[@reginalannister2262]

Hotel that tries to hide something also wouldn't call itself "noname" as a cute hidden clue for attentive viewers, lol. They'd call the hotel something generic, rather than trying to be clever.

[@lamont3803]

It's a movie it's like a lil joke or hint for the viewers I guess

[@Ashbrash1998]

Like LaQuinta

[@astrinymris9953]

How many westerners know Hindi? And even if Hindi speakers visit, they'd probably think it's a funny coincidence, like Nova meaning "it doesn't go" in Spanish. (Chevrolet should have hired Spanish-speaking marketing people before trying to sell the Chevy Nova in Mexico. Just sayin'.)

[@vypassetti]

12:08 “luckily, this grandma died” WHAT?!

[@Sensei-Ollie]

was looking for this comment

[@jinhunterslay1638]

The original graphic novel is harder to survive. In fact, the original never explained why everyone is aging fast and how they all blacked out and teleported back to the beach when they try to leave

[@saorse5918]

Well damn

[@jonmakelasaga2266]

@@MrTheory14 lmao didn’t think a paragraph was too much to read

[@Wizzies_1123]

How?

[@somedudeawakeatlike1am801]

Explain

[@lilywilson6230]

Did it have the kid with the letter? If so then read the letter

[@HappiestSadGuy]

So far there hasn't been a scenario I actually felt I could survive.

[@mummeliini123]

there

[@HappiestSadGuy]

@@mummeliini123 oops you're right

[@espresso387]

Pro tip: stay home 🏡

[@calebmurray4438]

There’s some I feel I might be able to survive, but can’t be certain because some of the ideas I have for supernatural effects aren’t tested in the movies and can’t be checked because of lack of supernatural phenomenon (obviously) so they may or may not have allowed me to escape.

[@dannysangree6304]

I dont like going to weird veaches so i could easy win this one

[@mfbruh5269]

“ luckily, this grandma died just moments ago and that’s great news” - cinema summary

[@user-yq6ej5hd9c]

:c

[@Gol8875]

U Just stole this and got the heart 😳

[@artemefimov8215]

Cinema summary out of context when?

[@JaydenPlayer]

@@Gol8875 its called having the same idea

[@shravan1005]

Whats 9+10=?

[@bwabwbaba9269]

lmao i forgot i already watched this ages ago, but now that im rewatching it today i just realized how funny he made this video XDDDDDD

[@Goatzws]

Sameeee

[@revol_000]

Cells in their bodies: *starts aging so much faster* Hair growth: Am I a joke to you?

[@hubertgizinski7962]

also their fingernails and they should have much faster metabolism=they would die from starvation in few seconds

[@Authentical_]

True it really makes no sense along with their baby teeth for the children I guess

[@anearthian3008]

The characters actually mentioned this in film that the beach only affected living cells, so their nails and hair weren't altered.

[@saltyssecondacc2986]

@@anearthian3008 👍

[@HellGod67]

@@anearthian3008 Which is still stupid, hair and nails are grown by living cells.

[@ricknaturalls2065]

They actually called out the whole "move slowly through the cave" thing in the movie, and the whole time I was yelling at them to try it. They dismissed it because "It would take too long" but guys... seriously... do you understand the situation you are in? Also the bitcoin bit wouldn't work because it only ages cells.

[@synmer7104]

Pasta doesn't have cells, yet it needed protection.

[@prophetofwatersheep8100]

make a remote control mining a led farm, if you could grow bamboo 17,000 times faster or literally any plant you want you could become a millionaire, you could even try taking a small rock from the beach and try to replicate it and if you did it right you could become extremely powerful

[@QuesterPaul]

@@synmer7104 normal pasta is made of wheat, which is a plant, which has cells and absolutely decomposes.

[@Anon-qp3kt]

@@synmer7104 everything is organic is made out of cells 🤣 Did you skip science class in school?

[@notaheretic6675]

@@synmer7104 NA education

[@KiraCrystal12]

If the time runs so quick that 1 hour equals 2 years, I have some questions: 1. A human has about 3 months until starving. So why didn't they starve in the first 30 minutes? 3 months are only about 8 minutes on that beach. So you would have to eat at least every 5 minutes to have enough energy to move properly. 2. Why did they age differently? While the kids aged 7 years in the first 3,5 hours, the stranger stayed nearly the same age all the time until he was killed. 3. Why did the other woman drop the rock and break her bones so easily? Normally a bone doesn't break just because you knocked your arm against a wall. At this rate the parents and older ones should also not be able to walk the last few hours otherwise they would break their legs. 4. I think thirst doesn't count there, because a human dies of thirst after only a few days. At this rate you would have to drink at least one time per minute or die instantly. Why does that count for the baby but not for everyone else? 5. Since the time goes to fast to let anything live that lives shorter than some 100 years, how does it work with the corpses. I mean all that small animals and bacteria that consume corpses don't live very long. On this beach they would only live seconds and won't have enough time for that and reproduction. 6. Getting rid of a tumor isn't that easy. You can't just cut it out and everything is well again. If it was so easy, cancer wouldn't be a problem anymore. You would just have to operate the people, cut it out and nobody has cancer anymore. 7. Why does the doctor die nearly instantly of the infection from the rusty knife but the wound of the woman with the tumor closed normally even though it was held open for at least 4 months (10mins) with not disinfected hands? 8. Also this wound closed and healed normally and was only visible because of the scar after that while the broken bones of the other woman grew together in the strangest way possible. Does the cave have other rules than the beach? 9. The food is packed in special bags to shield it from the aging magnetic field. But you can't eat it with the package. Most food only lasts for some days and on that beach a second equals about two days. After taking it out of the bag you would only have 2-20 seconds to eat it, depending on which kind of food it is. 10. How can they still use the blankets and baskets. They should be gone after some hours.

[@baconofburger8784]

Plot armor

[@demonicreaper3473]

You make very accurate points. The only one I have a problem with is number 3. It says expressly in the video that she has a calcium deficiency issue, meaning her bones would be more frail and prone to breakage than the others. This does bring up the question of why osteoporosis did not take affect on her sooner rather than her breaking her own bones, but it can be used to explain why her bones were the only ones to break so easily. It also wouldn't help as she gets older the bones would be frailer, then combined with the lack of calcium it would make them extremely easy to break. Other than that I completely agree with all your points, this movies got so many plot holes you could make a hour long video breaking em all down and it still wouldn't be enough lol

[@mikewiskoski1585]

Also I don't know of any medicine that is one dose and then takes a years to see if it works. I guess something like a vaccine maybe... So they are testing one dose cures and then seeing if the disease returns...

[@esther4205]

To number 6: I think they mentioned that it was a benign tumor, not a cancerous one. A benign tumor is removed in this way

[@demonicreaper3473]

@@esther4205 you just reminded me of that line! Good catch lol. Maybe we'll slowly be able to explain every single plot hole one by one 🤣

[@Sh1noskay]

that coffee insert was spot on, peek

[@onewatch488]

From what I see the coral is actually white. That typically means that there are no longer any living polyps and the coral is dead. So even the ancient coral has died out

[@SamasakiXBL]

The concept is so interesting, but apparently the execution was awful. But CS can make any movie interesting just by talking about it lol good job!

[@noodlesthe1st]

One major point you didn't touch on is that when the people passed out walking through the canyon they woke up on the beach. That implies some kind of magic since someone would've watched them get back to the beach somehow.

[@Remas20007]

The movie was ok to watch, but it is full of non sense

[@libbyrose2661]

Well did you go

[@ammiique]

in the movie, one of them walked into the rock area (i forgot what to call it) and then passes out, but one of the characters saw them ‘stumble’ out. so it might be a magic force, but they didn’t teleport out of the rock area.

[@lookatthisjamoke]

@@ammiique also just because you passed out and woke up on the beach just means you DONT remember stumbling out of it. Could be like blacking out. many people dont remember the last 30s to 1m before they black out.

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

If it was magic why did everyone who tried swimming drown and the climber die? I think these people just are not observant.