Cinematic Excrement: Episode 67 - Sharknado 2

[@brabhamF1]

I can't even listen to "...drawing these Sharknados directly into the heart of the city!" without bursting into laughter. Respect to that man.

[@AmishParadise27]

I looked up the title for Sharknado 3, and the subtitle is. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! I am not kidding.

[@ASLB247]

He did mention this in the credits.

[@ryandowney8743]

And with a title like that they DON'T have Will Smith in it? WTF?!

[@geckovonparsley8200]

I've got to watch these movies some day. It's the closest I'll ever get to seeing a Biker Mice from Mars live action movie.

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

I think there are now six Sharknado movies, I think. It's getting ridiculous, because latter films now involved time-travel and the destruction of the entire universe or something.

[@gregcampwriter]

Jared Fogle and Matt Lauer--this didn't age well.

[@ryanc.6087]

"He flew into the shark's mouth and out the ass end! Yes! Yes!" My life is complete.

[@DarthBobCat]

There are only three acceptable titles for Sharknado 3. 1) Sharknado 3: Electric Sharkaloo 2) Sharknado 3: The Sharkening 3) Sharknado 3: Shark Harder with a Vengeance

[@WingedWyrm]

DarthBobCat Sharknado 3: I think I just sharkted.

[@sm4carnageihope]

DarthBobCat Sharknado 3: Jurassic Shark (Featuring a Megalodon).

[@OttoVonGarfield]

DarthBobCat Sharknado 3: 3rd Row of Teeth.

[@vinniy32]

DarthBobCat Sharknado 3: The Third One.

[@WingedWyrm]

Sharknado Revolutions

[@29AndreG]

5:15, Nicholas Cage in Sharknado. That'd be amazing.

[@gunmunz]

29AndreG That was shatner but what you said I agree with

[@GdoubleWB]

29AndreG That was Shatner, you philistine.

[@jetray96]

gunmunz 29AndreG Shatner appeared in an episode of the Twilight Zone where he played a guy that saw a creature destroying the plane he was traveling on but no one believed him. It was parodied on the Simpsons.

[@gunmunz]

Pepito González I know I'm just agreeing that Nick Cage in Sharknado would be awesome.

[@jetray96]

Oh, I know. Just wrote down the info if anybody wanted to know or didn`t get the joke

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

I saw this in theatres so i heard alot of reactions from the crowd.

[@MetaLord395]

16:56 Were you talking about Batman and Robin? lol :P

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

15:48 maybe they visited the gun shops from GTA 4.

[@Turbo9987]

I see you're a Daniel Bryan fan. Well done, sir! YES! YES! YES!

[@roberttreacy8271]

7:34 You need to review Jaws 4.

[@christopherwiedeman7563]

Can you review Dance Flick? It's another atrocious spoof movie like Meet the Spartans.

[@billa107]

The fact that you referenced Daniel Bryan just made you my favorite movie critic. And disappointing sequels....Grown Ups 2?

[@Arth950]

billa107 well the first movie was a disapointment already sooo...

[@victorhernandez8723]

I'll take the Sharknado movies over the Grown Up movies any day!

[@GdoubleWB]

Sharknado 3: The Resharkening.

[@HazmatCrowl54454]

Sharknado 4 This Time The Shark Jumps You!!! Thank Count Jackula for that one.

[@BrutalJambon]

To the tune of Raining Blood by Slayer: "Flamming Shaaaaaaarks, Falling from the skiiies" :')

[@shawnlusby1538]

Besides the Jumping the Shark line, Fin jumping across the sharks is reminiscent of the scene in Live and Let Die where James Bond jumps across a bunch of alligators

[@philfmiller]

A couple things: 1) I really love your videos. They are informative and entertaining. I used to watch Stuckmann but have a feeling he answers to corporate sponsors rather than giving his honest opinion. 2) Did you go to college in AZ? I often see UofA shirts in your videos. It's not important. I'm just curious.

[@jason_always_painting3994]

Yes! Thank you for going back to your original reviewing format! :)

[@Imagigirl]

Smeghead, I love your reviews, but how could you miss talking about the part where after being thrown into the air by the explosion, Finn somehow manages to get a chain, get it threaded into a shark's jaws, and ride that sucker like a bronco all the way down? That was the most ludicrously awesome part!

[@soren7550]

Hey! Lifelong native New Yorker here! Two things: - While it's true that a whole mess of guns are illegal here, it's nowhere near as simple as 'rifles bad, handguns good'. A large part of what factors in on what you can and can't have falls to caliber, magazine size, and concealability. So handguns are *really * hard to get a licence for (as well as a carry permit) unless you're a cop or own & work in a business that's likely to be robbed at gunpoint (such as a diamond dealers). - New York City doesn't really have much of a flooding problem, its just that Hurricane Sandy hit a lot harder and where it wasn't really expected to, thus the massive damage and outages many suffered. And some things (such as our subway system) are just generally fucked when the weather turns a bit, so they were doomed to fail utterly.

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

Sharknado title game! Player 1: "Sharknado!" *game begins* Player 2: "Sharknado 2: The Second One" P 1: "Sharknado 3..." P 1 & 2: "...Aw hell no!" *real round begins* P 2: "Sharknado 4: I can't believe this shit!" P 1: "Sharknado 5: This shit is still happening?!" P 2: "Sharknado 6: Holy fucking shit, I thought it was over!" P 1: "Sharknado 7: I don't fucking believe this crazy ass fucking shit!" P 2: "Sharknado 8: Holy goddamn fuck, what the fuck is this fucked up shit?!" P 1: "Sharknado 9: Jesus titty fucking Christ, the crazy ass fucking sharks don't stop!" P 2: "Sharknado 10: All right, what the fucking is fucking up with these fucking flying sharks?!" . . . . . . . . P1: "Sharknado 69: Holy goddamn blue balled Mormons, what the fucking hell is fucking going on with these fucking fucked up crazy ass motherfucking, dick munching, ass biting, sunburn slapping, slimy scumbag, baby eating, commie bastard..." So It Goes.

[@Prismashatter]

I just have to say... I love your videos. You deserve way more subscribers!

[@pforce9]

If this were real life, they would be arrested and charged with throwing bombs during an unnatural disaster.

[@peterkrug2327]

They should've called this one "Sharknado Number 2"

[@JustinSimpson]

It felt more like a film from the "Scary Movie," franchise and not of Sharknado. I truly believe in order for a bad movie to work, it has to come from a place of being genuine. Otherwise if you're trying too hard to be bad, then you're thinking too hard about it being bad, and will look too much like a bad spoof film. I believe you have to go into making a film assuming it will be good, and never expect it to fail in order to be a success.

[@sailorsaturn1060]

So when are you gonna review Oh Hell No? I'm really looking forward to it!

[@Wheelermayfield27]

SailorSaturn10 he did, he still needs to review Sharknado 4 & 5

[@DeniseFaraday]

Hey Sean, You've got your ticket for Rifftrax Live for next week's The Room yet? I can't take Wiseau and his goofy-ass face, but it should be an enjoyable experience for all of us to see MKB riff the movie for the second time.

[@cutiepuppy4427]

Sharknado 4: Electric Boogaloo

[@BladeBlur]

One of the celebrity cameos was Daymond John from Shark Tank, and he gets eaten by a Shark. So I do hope you mention that in 3 when you talk about Mark Cuban

[@greybeard6504]

You can’t claim to be making a terrible movie on purpose until you prove you can make a good movie.

[@Torterra625]

11:40 Great, now this movie has me wanting to try oven roasted shark.

[@joeyellison4211]

Mist opportunity you could have done the seen from DBZ abridged when the Yoshi los t his hand

[@Amberanimegirl]

Joey Ellison Agree, he's made other abridged references in the past

[@joeyellison4211]

Yes Amberanimegirl​

[@alexandreberegi2222]

Thank you Sean, thank you for this

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

Good review! I wonder what the next one is gonna be... anything recent? Animated ore live-action?

[@Kingsfin]

I wonder if April's saw-hand carries over to Sharknado 3, because Finn's initial strategy does.

[@DariusFrench6273]

what is KURT ANGLE doing in this movie? This is amazing!

[@michael_swardh]

Five movies and still going 😂

[@sethlangston181]

I thought he would mention the plane scene from Megashark

[@lukehauser1182]

Sharknado III - from the sharks' POV

[@fanon44]

i cant wait for you to to review the 3rd one

[@victorhernandez8723]

I think they cast Judd Hirsh as a cab driver just to make a reference to the hit TV show Taxi. Remember that show?

[@Jezzikah287]

Vivica A Fox is coming back for the final Sharknado movie. So either Skye is not dead, or she's appearing in flashbacks

[@partofthiscompletebreakfas5937]

David Hasselhoff is involved in Sharknado 3. Not sure how, but boy, am I excited!

[@nodinitiative]

Would the Asylum be pissed if another company made a mockbuster out of their "original idea" and made "Snakenado"?

[@EarJuice]

Mythbusters proved it's actually quite easy to land a plane with air control assistance and that autopilot could do all the work anyway.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Seriously? Robert Hays is an airplane pilot and Judd Hirsch is a taxi driver? What's next, Will Ferrell playing an anchorman?

[@WobblesandBean]

Wow, a rare instance where I get to see the Cinematic Excrement ep before the actual film. ...You guys can all probably understand why I've skipped out on that one. As for Vivica, I have no idea. She agreed to be in "Cool Cat", for god's sake. That woman clearly has no more fucks to give.

[@normasalgado2624]

U forgot Richard Kinds backstory. About the old Mets game.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

I wonder what celebrities they'll get to start in the 3rd movie.

[@PenguinDT]

Nathaniel Levesque At least David Hasselhoff is on board

[@claycoey6526]

The Asylum. Absolute brilliance! The Sharknado series? All must sees! Their cast lists are flat out...amazing! They truly need to do one called (what are they up to, by the way? 6? 7?)... But "Sharknado 8: The Black Balled" should have EVERY single Cosby, McGowan, Bonsall, Tonya Harding, Jeffeey Jones, OJ Simpson, Tom Sizemore, Pauly Shore, Tom Green, etc...in it. Honestly...who wouldn't watch that cast?

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

"Its NYC baby, if its not here, its not anyhwere" You literally just told us 2 things that arent there

[@RogerWareInc]

Don't know how sharknado 2 didn't win an oscar

[@Maven_]

Best special effects

[@DarthBobCat]

Frieza Oh Frieza, you still have much to learn of the ways of the humans. ... please don't kill me for talking down to you.

[@alexturlais8558]

Best screenplay

[@joshscomputer]

BEST PICTURE, DAMNIT!

[@alexturlais8558]

Ryan Gillis Best doctumentary feature. Obviously

[@victorhernandez8723]

Please review Sharknado 3! That movie make the two previous movies look normal in comparison!

[@chrismartindale9737]

Are you reviewing Bloodrayne 2?

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

It would have happened, if there was any hype to that movie at all.

[@gymnast66xx]

I'd be willing to bet they got Vivica from when she and Ian Ziering were on Celebrity Apprentice at the same time last season. It's likely that she was just a phone call away.

[@biggeek2256]

There’s a reason why Fin seems to know how to fly a commercial airline: He’s a Gary Stue

[@horaciosi]

Please review Godzilla: Final Wars!

[@desi1790]

Matt Lauder and the Jared yikes; that didn't age well

[@CitizenSnips]

6:38: Oh come on, she took that one with good grace, give her hand hand - oooohhhhh!!!!

[@umachan9286]

The Judd Hirsch cameo did make me laugh. I don't know what his name was in the movie but if it was Alex Riga then I will give this movie credit. If it's something else then it sucks.

[@aamiller90]

I would’ve preferred Sharknado 3: Shark of the Dead 🦈

[@Nestalgba92023]

With that sub-title, it better be entertaining good.

[@171QA]

I can't wait for the next review.

[@randyhouser3596]

Do sharknado 4 and 5

[@munromister777]

At some point you should review Lavalantula. Finn cameoes in the movie. Not even joking. He cameoes as Finn and mentions Sharknado.

[@normasalgado2624]

Like in Z nation!

[@nomduclavier]

9:53 Yes, but so does she, so it makes sense in their world.

[@tfason74]

do sharkndo 4th

[@Csk-zk7qz]

It was taken down

[@PiePieTheSpartan]

Vivica A. Fox: And where is Cool Cat? Erik Estrada: *_THERE HE IS!_*

[@JamesMC04]

"Levin"' is a word for lightning. So the name "Thunder Levin" is unlikely to be coincidental. His entry is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder_Levin

[@Avatarlover181]

Hmm. I have a feeling the next review is going to be of a popular movie, but I'll keep this thought to myself. ;)

[@Torterra625]

Yah! It's back up! Suck it NBC Universal or whoever the hell flagged this!

[@endlessnoise9173]

16:42 Oh hi, Ryan.

[@Smokingwrecker]

Do Jaws 3 and 4

[@alexandriasanders9499]

Sharknado 3 might have its share of problems, at least film quality wise. Not that the others are exception. But given that so much of the crew for this movie went on strike because Asylum creates their crews like crap, some things might suffer. Then again, it could accidentally be so bad its good times 100.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

6:03 Ha ha. Whale Sharks don't eat meat.

[@jesusrox4u]

Who thinks Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 will be the movie that's reviewed next? I know I do.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Can't be reviewed till the DVD comes out.

[@slickgoku947]

Why does he keep pronouncing syfy in such a weird way? I know it's spelt In a weird way but surely that's not how it's pronounced but anyways I really enjoyed this review and I have to say that I have just found this channel and I am really enjoying it so I have been binging the videos for the last few days lol :)

[@deandupont5503]

C'mon man, Sharknado is a damn parody. Giving the franchise grief for blatant silliness and idiocy is like criticising Airplane! for unrealistic dialogue. Smeghead? Please, never see 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.'* Your head may explode. *This one will always remain close to my heart, as it's the only interesting thing to ever come out of my hometown of San Diego. Nothing -- NOTHING -- good will ever emerge from America's Swinest City.

[@SuperSwordman1]

I would argue that their attempt to parody was the 'so bad it's good' kind of movies. So you're both right

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

No one beats the Biz--not even a goddamn shark!

[@OverLorD768]

4:04 Am I the only one who remember Kari Wuhrer from Red Alert 2 instead of crapy movies?

[@whenrabbitsruletheearthd6362]

The beginning of this movie looks like the beginning of final destination

[@dvass7253]

Cinematic Excrement Apparently the sharks in this movie went to the John Wick school of killing people.

[@beatlemania8945]

How about in the third one, Nicolas Cage and John Travolta team up once more to "Face/Off" against the Sharknado. How fucking ridiculous would that be?

[@beatlemania8945]

Never mind, watching the third one right now. Save it for the potential fourth one.

[@Jeffrey314159]

Viveca A. Fox starred in this movie because she was already a hasbeen, like most of the rest of the cast

[@fje6902]

Judd Hirsch in a taxi, another pop culture reference, ha ha!

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

So Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is coming out this July, but what about the inevitable call of the cash cow? Sharknado 4: Shark Nazis must Die

[@JGSuttonJr]

Dude, you can't get ANY gun in NYC legally. And a 22 caliber "Assault" rifle will probably just piss the shark off.

[@POLE7645]

Hey, if Cool Cat saved the Kids can afford Vivica A. Fox, so can Sharknado.

[@RawbeardX]

Sharknado subtitle should have been "the third second"

[@JustinCoasters]

My Guess is Birdemic 2.

[@whatwhat98]

"Do I look insane?" Well if I was to be honest "Spock?" Oh er never mind.

[@joshuabell7761]

4:55 UH OH

[@OttoVonGarfield]

The only way they could top this one's chainsaw kill of the shark is if they used a giant saw to cut megalodon in half.

[@tfason74]

I'm back...

[@MovieFan1912]

4:55-4:59 Gah! Massive yikes!

[@tylerskiss]

4:47 - i see you're being fairly liberal with the definition of "celebrity". I'm of the mind that you can't intentionally make a "so bad it's good" film. If it's intentional, then it's a genre spoof or, dare I say? a comedy. But "so bad it's good" has to be sincere in their efforts, but catastrophic in their results- like any given Uwe Boll film. I didn't like the first Sharknado, but I do give credit to Ian Ziering for playing his role stone cold serious when you know he understands it's crap. I actually respect the guy and I hope his career picks up. And I also need to credit the writer/director for the clever Airplane! reference. They could have gone with an overly-obvious "surely you can't be serious", but they downplayed it with the chicken/fish joke, and I respect that.

[@gabeeff.77]

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No