Cinematic Excrement: Episode 138 - Movie 43

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

You missed a golden opportunity not doing this as Episode 143

[@manuelirvingzarate]

That means nothing. M

[@fencingperson]

That's not Sean's fault. Blame the idiots who couldn't be bothered to release the movie in 2018. Such a waste.

[@chrisandrew7577]

More like a golden opporturdity

[@andrewbloom7637]

Episode 143 will definitely cover 2017's "The Emoji Movie", given that "Fantastic Four" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" (both of which Sean has already covered) were tied for the 2015 Worst Picture Razzie.

[@kingamoeboid3887]

@@andrewbloom7637 ​ he didn’t have the 2nd reviews of Battlefield Earth and Jack And Jill as another episode. I assume that episode 143 would’ve been the review before Absolute Proof. I know he already reviewed Saving Christmas, Fant4stic, Fifty Shades Of Grey (I think he’ll cover all three when the time comes) and Hilary’s America.

[@danielvandersall6756]

You missed one--"When they refuse to do a prescreening for the critics, that's probably a REALLY BAD SIGN."

[@CAMarino92]

It’s ok if you took too long, your life doesn’t start and end with your KZbin channel and it’s ok to take care of your personal issues first. But let’s be real, we need to take all the time we need when it comes to deal with this mess

[@AmishParadise27]

FUN FACT: Richard Gere only agreed to film the "iBabe" sketch because the filmmakers offered to film in his own house.

[@liamhiggins7955]

So that's why the set there looks so cheap!

[@stevegeorge6880]

In celebration of a friend's 43rd birthday, I sent him a copy of the clip in which Anna Faris asks Chris Pratt if he will poop on her. Talk about cinematic excrement.

[@countjakku5544]

Just made my day

[@RazorRex]

5:55 “Nearly 3 months since I last put out a Cinematic Excrement video and I make my grand return to explain how poop works” 😂

[@stevegeorge6880]

On the bright side, it is certainly appropriate to the title of his channel.

[@hseile7314]

Talk about cinematic excrement😅😅😅

[@MichaelBurmy]

Sketch 3's big joke was done MUCH better in Deadpool (where Wade and Vanessa propose to each other, Wade proposing marriage and Vanessa proposing anal). That's because there was more buildup and because after the joke, they let it GO and switched to her saying yes rather than spending the rest of the scene on that.

[@LaineMann]

I love that movie so much. 😂😂😂

[@redjed100]

Plus, there was a part during the sex montage where Vanessa said “Happy Lent” while the two of them were reading books. That did amount to a joke, but it showed that a) sex wasn’t the only thing on the movie’s mind in that moment, and b) that her and Wade’s relationship was about more than sex.

[@noahbossier1131]

Makes sense.

[@FriscoFlame]

To be fair, the Tampax Ad might have been the ONLY TIME that I actually laughed out loud in the movie. Like it was genuine comedic timing

[@philfmiller]

Years ago I was on a date and she wanted to come back to my house and watch a funny movie and stuff. We picked this at the Redbox. The night didn't go well...

[@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874]

One of these days he's gonna have to do "A Madea Christmas." He can't hide from it forever.

[@frankieseward8667]

December is coming.

[@brucehoggard8467]

Or any film starring Madea.

[@daelen.cclark]

And he didn’t. He embraced it!

[@Mr007no2]

The home school sketch probably has one of the best performances in the whole movie, the kid should have received an Oscar because to pretend to not want to kiss Naomi Watts is nearly impossible to pull off, and he pulled it off like a champ, I don’t even think Marlon Brando could have pulled that off convincingly😂

[@princessolmeca2933]

Wait, that's the origin? He wanted to make a modern Kentucky Fried Movie? Kentucky Fried Movie is one of the funniest sketch comedy films ever made. You CAN'T replicate it without royally screwing it up somewhere along the way.

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

Willer beer still gets me

[@carybeweary7209]

I've never seen Kentucky Fried Movie but I've seen American Raspberry

[@johnnysparkle]

Also, Funny or Die if only if you could go crazy

[@joethehero2]

I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.

[@davemeads859]

I absolutely love that movie it amazes me how many people don't even know it exists

[@shanleenkinnjaskey2419]

I have been watching this channel since 2013 and have not missed an episode of cinematic excrement. There are not many KZbin channels I can say that about. I just want you to know that I really enjoy every upload you make and that I really appreciate the amount of time you put into this small community that you have. Please continue to make good stuff, so of course only when your health agrees! Taking care of yourself is the number one priority and I will continue to look forward to whenever you drop the next episode of my favorite movie review show. Have a lovely day!

[@MelBrooksFan78]

Sean, your new backdrop is absolutely beautiful! I love it!

[@grotemark]

yes and great taste as well. black books and all. you most be standing in front of your red dwarf collection for i canot spot them😊

[@michaelstrong5383]

I'm someone who has a dark sense of humor. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Barry, and Smiling Friends are some of my favorite shows of all time. But the reason why I love them is that, unlike this """film""", they're actually funny.

[@jeffweskamp3685]

The people who made Movie 43 were counting on shock value to carry the whole film. Shock value alone wasn't enough.

[@kingamoeboid3887]

I love dark comedy too. My favourite examples are Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and Kind Hearts And Coronets.

[@leow3696]

I feel like the problem with shock humour is that it's only shocking the first time, and it needs substance to remain funny. That's why IASIP works, there's actual substance to (most of) the comedy.

[@unwarranteddesign806]

At least Movie 43 gave us the Chris Pratt "what?" gif.

[@pathofdragonsradio]

"See? You just saw an ad." That got too real, Sean. 🤣

[@Betta66]

Uploaded on the day after Hugh Jackman's birthday. Nice.

[@Seoulsearch616]

Great backdrop and hope you're fully recovered soon!

[@nekogirlbeth123]

Glad to see InAPPropriate Comedy also recycled the "only funny parts of the film are the outtakes" bit

[@Tornado1994]

Who the HELL asked for a Retread of Underground Comedy Movie 14 years after it came out? Seriously, WTF?

[@DemePoole]

Parts of this "movie" are hilarious, though. The leprechaun scene and the Hugh Jackman scene, for example. Pure gold.

[@bklynbam1978]

Yes. It’s not a great movie, but far from the worst. It definitely has a few funny scenes.

[@davidminor4213]

It's on Freddy Got Fingered's level of unforgettable

[@gageperuti5519]

Welcome back. After hearing all you've been through, my irritation at waiting 3 months for a new episode is officially gone. I'm just happy you're back.

[@rticle15]

The great thing about movie 43 is it gave future directors the ability to say no to all these stars when they want to rewrite a screenwriter's jokes on set. They can now say "You were in movie 43. You clearly have no idea about comedy."

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

5:10, Even Chris Pratt couldn't believe what he was hearing, and I don't blame him. If I went on a Date with a Girl she started to ask me that, I'd be very confused and thrown off as to what she was talking about.

[@MissBarker93]

I love your new backdrop, Sean!

[@roberttreacy8271]

Your DVD collection looks awesome! Also, it’s okay if it took so long. I’m glad you’re feeling better.

[@socko07]

Glad you're doing well, Sean! Also, LOVE the new set!

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Two things: 1. Glad to see you back, Smeghead! I missed your awesome content! 2. YES! YOU'RE FINALLY TEARING APART THIS TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR AN ANTHOLOGY COMEDY!!!!

[@MrChaotic4]

Yes, Movie 43 pissed me off, but that's what it was trying to do, so I can only get so mad about that.

[@Tornado1994]

@@MrChaotic4 The Zucker Brothers and BOTH South Park Creators TURNED down working on and contributing to Movie 43. That's ALL I need to know about Movie 43.

[@RazorRex]

I stopped everything I was doing once I saw the notification.

[@wMTF2]

I read on Wikipedia that the alternative cut of the overarching plot was shown in some countries like the UK and the Netherlands.

[@billymountiii5788]

I love the new backdrop, Sean !!

[@aaronld4767]

It's always a good day when Cinematic Excrement drops a video

[@davidl570]

I see what you did there!

[@ih8kit]

Sean, I am certainly glad you have recovered from Covid. The new backdrop is great. Welcome back.

[@SarahsKnight0]

4% on Rotten Tomatoes? Who the hell were the 4% who actually thought this wasn't an absolute abomination of comedy?

[@MedicineMundy]

The back drop! SQUEE! I'm so sorry you've had to deal with this... You deserve a drink.

[@Yeen125]

I’ll say this: 1. It was worth the 3 month wait. Especially since you’re pretty much doing this for free and not as a full time job. 2. Love the new backdrop especially the Grogu (aka Baby Yoda) plush.

[@TomMSTie1138]

Glad you're better, Smeghead. And the new set is awesome!

[@globetrekker86]

Good luck at the new place, Sean, and it’s great to hear you’ve recovered. Keep up your craft, Mr. Snarkypants!

[@eamonndeane587]

It takes a special talent to make Stephen Merchant not funny... I'm almost impressed that this movie managed to do that... Now I'm going to sit in my corner and replay Portal 2 to cleanse the Palette....

[@NextToToddliness]

Wildcat here, nice shirt.

[@TheCouchPotatoWatchesTV]

Welcome back!!! Really missed your content! Glad you are doing better now!

[@otaking3582]

I only ever heard of this movie during Film Brain's podcast on Holmes and Watson, where they strangely had a different intro depending on which side of the Atlantic you were watching from.

[@LaineMann]

I got it from Bennet The Sage, lol.

[@otaking3582]

@@LaineMann When did he ever mention it?

[@LaineMann]

@@otaking3582 I forget

[@otaking3582]

@@LaineMann Okay. I honestly haven't watched his stuff in forever. He got pretty irritating with his smug attitude, his hypocrisy in regards to ecchi anime, and that "review" of Violence Jack.

[@nekogirlbeth123]

The new backdrop looks so good! More importantly, I'm glad that you've recovered from COVID, seeing how it treats some people it sucks you had to go through it in the first place. Anyway I'm typing this before you start the review, so I'm intrigued to hear about this film, all I knew about it where a few of my friends really wanted to watch this when it came out (we were in highschool) for dome reason. I think they liked it at the time? I genuinely cannot tell you if it was ironic or sincere enjoyment haha

[@breawycker]

No need to apologize! I'm just happy you're back and okay ❤️

[@marcuswalters8093]

19:18 Antz/ A Bug's Life Volcano/ Dante's Peak Armageddon/Deep Impact No Strings Attached/ Friends With Benefits Mission to Mars / Red Planet The Prestige/The Illusionist Tombstone/Wyatt Earp Truman Show/Ed TV White House Down/Olympus Has Fallen I could go on forever about these...."coincidences".

[@sarademoor]

It's awesome! Glad to hear you're recovering well from Covid too!

[@blapis-blazuli]

Of course George Clooney said no: the backlash he got from Batman and Robin led to him being more careful about the roles he accepts. Jeeze, you had to deal with The 'Rona, sit through two different versions of this movie, *and* other bad sketch comedy movies that were somehow worse than this one? You more than earned that drink, sir.

[@nilNell]

Oh heck, new backdrop is going to be weird given that I've been watching your videos with the old one for over half my life now. And thanks for that, by the way; Your reviews are truly excellent and absolutely worth any wait.

[@christianbuffum-robbins8904]

Really digging the new back drop. Really screams "movie buff"

[@Quix0tic707]

Movie 43 is my all-time my hated movie, glad to see you tearing it to pieces. It made the Last Airbender seem almost watchable by comparison. Haven't seen Inappropriate Comedy, that never got released in my country. Also, love your new backdrop and sorry to hear about you getting Covid. Hope you feel better now and keep up the good work.

[@wilsonkierankitsune]

This was worth the wait and your reactions to the movie made me laugh out loud a lot. I guess horrible movies can be funny if someone talented like you tears them a new one

[@christhornycroft3686]

On the one hand, I applaud actors like Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman and others for taking a pay cut to do a low budget movie and show they have a sense of humour, this obviously wasn't the one to choose. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet did the same thing with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but that's one of my favourite movies, and they chose wisely. Movie 43 isn't Eternal Sunshine. Next time, regardless of what you're being paid, maybe read the script.

[@jamesatkinsonja]

24:48 It's a typical razzie trick to nominate actors they don't like/easy tabloid targets even if they've only done an obscure film that year.

[@jspaingreene6350]

I'm glad you're back - even if you brought Rob Schneider with you. Congrats on the new digs & hope you feel 100% soon!

[@sian2337]

3:15 - I doubt anyone was unhappy about being taken off the cover.

[@dvass7253]

Mr. Anderson, er, I mean Smeghead, welcome back. We missed you. 4:53 - Apparently this kid's parents are descendants of the Targaryens or the Lannisters. 5:55-6:06 - I think I speak for everyone when I say that the answer is a resounding Yes. 8:48-9:15 - I'm pretty sure this is what caused the Westchester incident that led to the death of all the X-Men in Logan.

[@Smokingwrecker]

This would have been a celebrities that needed a paycheck episode. Missed golden opportunity.

[@masmurdermonkey9233]

13:24 I don’t know what to tell you man, I have neither and I still didn’t see an ad.

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

Dude, that commercial timing was amazing!

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

You weren't the only one who reviewed this odd film, too. Nostalgia Critic also reviewed this odd movie afew years back, too, but you probably knew that or even aware of it by now.

[@khathaway414]

Glad you are feeling better. and I like the backdrop.

[@carybeweary7209]

That TMNT Van Blu Ray collection is so sweet! Also,I remember seeing ads for Movie 43 and inAPPropriate Comedy around the same time and got em confused as the same movie

[@mayretterosario9823]

First off, I'm so happy to see you back and feeling better. Always put yourself and your health first. Secondly, talking about Movie 43 & InAPPropriate Comedy, I understand why you needed to take as much time as possible, I'd have to pace myself as well. Finally, the new back drop looks amazing. Welcome back!!

[@8Dataman8]

The most unbelievable part is someone being UPSET at needing to look at Halle Berry for two days.

[@kali3665]

Okay, let's see, 2014 Raspberrys, checking Wikipedia -- Oh, spirits of fire, *SAVING CHRISTMAS?!!!* The horror, the horror....

[@joshs2734]

I've really missed new episodes, but your health is '''what matters above all else. It's easier said than done, but don't feel indebted to your viewers or like you have to upload or else you're doing something wrong. You take care of the things in your life that matter, and then when you're able to, make an episode. Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE a new episode every day. But the point is, do what you need to do, we'll always be here when you return. Also, the new set up looks fantastic! Looks more professional and fits the show a lot better.

[@nathanforester5993]

Glad to see you are doing well and still doing the golden raspberry worst pictures.

[@DaleHusband]

Welcome back! This was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! You do comedy better than a lot of actual comedians.

[@grapeshot]

Like Fry said on Futurama. I can feel myself fading away like Greg Kinnear.

[@ellanes77]

I subscribed right before your hiatus. Glad you are back. Thanks for the content

[@KyleNorty]

As much as I hate Movie 43, I have to agree, InAppropriate comedy is worse. At least Movie 43 put in the effort to be dumb and offensive, InAppropriate comedy didn't even have the effort.

[@tedgruver7618]

Seriously?! Both of you consider InApproriate Comedy worse than Movie 43, which is called by many, “The Citizen Kane of awful?!” Unbelievable.

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Welcome back man! I love your new background!

[@brianjordan3841]

I think Denis Quaid was standing in 4 his brother cuz it would’ve a ton more sense with Randy in the role

[@carlosarmandovegavazquez7038]

Love the new backdrop. It shows the sophisticated man you are.

[@Skreezilla]

it has been months since i last pooped, finally i get the advice i need to go! welcome back

[@dma69nyc]

I love the new backdrop. The Grogu doll, the Mystery Machine, the Funko Pops in the lower left corner, and everything in between.

[@AlexKS1992]

Surprised they managed to get Richard Gere in, I hope they paid him well otherwise I’d be even more disappointed in him. Oh my God they got Uma Thurman in there. I really really hope they paid the actors well otherwise I’d be more disappointed than before.

[@shemphoward666]

love the new backdrop, happy you're back!

[@beautifulblackbeauty8641]

New sub. Good to see a more recent video. 5-9 year videos are the only ones that have been available. GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER😀

[@autobotproductions1244]

Good to see you back in action Sean. and it looks like you're coming to the home stretch of your Razzie project. only nine more years to go!

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Mama Clooney didn't raise no fool, y'all...

[@CMcS-xk3hb]

Question What is his beef with that movie at 17:04, thoughout the years of the show?

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

That new backdrop is amazing! And I am glad you recovered. I also recently was hit by Covid, after being spared for so long.

[@TheBattlesword]

Ok, I have to ask: Did you just kill the Nostalgia Critic and take his place? Because that is a seriously amazing film collection you got behind you, and I've only really seen a similar one in the background of the Channel Awesome offices (which, knowing Doug, were probably never watched by him in his life) What I'm saying is that you deserve as big a status and film collection even more so then the "Pop Quiz Hotshot" guys

[@matthewfield2958]

Good to see you back Sean, you’re looking well. Great episode, i had been thinking about potentially watching this “movie” but after watching your review i had decided that i would watch anything else. Except of course any of the other films you’ve reviewed. It’s amazing how many film makers think they can be Monty Python just by witting a few sketches ans sting them together into something they think looks competently made. Your new backdrop is great by the way, I’ll admit I spent an inordinate amount of time looking at the various book and film titles. Then I’d realise I’ve missed what you said and had to go back. Many times. I’m easily distracted but it’s all good.

[@samwill7259]

Well, since you asked. Yes. it was worth every moment of the wait.

[@daniexists6]

It's absolutely okay that you needed the break after everything, dude. You gotta take care of you, after all. I also love the new setup. It turned into me listening while also playing Where's Waldo. You have damn fine taste, judging by the Complete Series of Animaniacs being on your shelf.

[@justinriley]

All that talent and this was the best result?

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Badly written crap played by good actors is still... badly written crap. Then said crap was re-edited into something that makes no logical sense because the frame story of the "movie pitch" doesn't fit with the "comedy skits" and "ads". The actors have zero influence on any of this. Also, I think that "Wolverine" has given people a totally wrong impression of Hugh Jackman as an actor and person. He's so much closer to "Curly" from "Oklahoma!" and the guy who practically gave audience members lap dances in gold lamé pants in his song-and-dance stage show, than he is to "Logan". I have no doubt that he loved being on a set all day with fake testicles glued to his chin. He's a _thilly goothe._

[@warrirornunluv801]

First thing's first....welcome back, Smeghead! And congrats on the move! ^^ I'm also glad that you're ok! Second....are you ok? After watching that film?

[@TyroneBruinsmaFilms]

My personal worst of 2013 was Spike Lee's remake of Oldboy because remaking a masterpiece and getting everything is worse to me than doing something "original" and failing. But Movie 43 still completely sucks. Never saw inAPPropriate Comedy and I intend to avoid forever now

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

Loving the new shelf.

[@jenningstv983]

Been looking forward to this and it didn't disappoint! Great video!

[@barbiquearea]

If the budget of this movie was only $6 million, then does that mean all the A listers who signed on to do this film weren't paid for their time?

[@1987MartinT]

One of my brothers insisted that this movie is hilarious. I still question his judgement to this day.

[@darthzoprina3630]

I mean, RoboCop had fale ads in it and pulled it off nicely.

[@breawycker]

The Razzies only nominating inAPPropriate comedy to nominate Lindsay Lohan really sums up how the Razzies thinks

[@martythetickler]

Jesus... was Adam Sandler a shadow producer??

[@henrygvidonas9573]

They didn't film this in a luxury holiday resort, so... probably not.

[@jgirlinluv55]

So glad you are back!!!

[@ChakraWarrior2012]

Glad to see ya back dude! Though take all the time you need with your health and personal life, that takes priority! And glad you beat covid!

[@tbekoam]

Glad to have you back, Smeghead.