Movie 43 - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

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[@RealUncleLJ]

Make a smokey and the bandit part 3 video next and or Herbie fully loaded

[@michaelbrent1536]

At least there no Disney Actor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Please review Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019).

[@spongecrocker1345]

I all ways wanted to see a review of this movie.

[@inky5574]

Do a review of the new Hellboy

[@r3dh00dlum]

The American cut that exists on Netflix had an unhinged Dennis Quad pitching these sketches as movies while holding a producer at gunpoint

[@brandonmarthers]

Nicolas Zitaruk same

[@alexjewett7455]

That sounds more interesting than the framing device in this version

[@ghocizero]

That's what I thought, I thought I was living in an alternative dimension for a second

[@r3dh00dlum]

Alex Jewett They explain that Dennis Quaids character hasn’t gotten a deal on movies for years and the Producer is abused emotionally by his boss constantly

[@kennethshaw2619]

The Dennis Quad version is better

[@dbert1024]

“Machines: They’re full of kids.” Isn’t that the plot of Five Nights at Freddy’s?

[@greaterdanemark2397]

I thought that was the plot of Snowpiercer

[@Templarfreak]

Kind of? More or less yeah. That, and the crazy dude that put the kids in the machines.

[@WALTJOY]

Add a purple husk man and his purple husk son, a giant spoon that shoves the kids in the robots, and the series somewhat and literally burning down then you basically got the whole plot-

[@benjackson7872]

Yeah except without the nightmare fuel.

[@KuroNoTenno]

Shit, it kind of is...

[@batty.b]

"Machines..they're full of kids." I was not prepared for how funny that was..damn. Edit: 10 months and 400 likes (goddamn) later I read this again and it still gets me.

[@罪のアリス]

I still can't say it without laughing.

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

frosty giant that actually made me laugh pretty hard I’m gonna reference that.

[@Bubbabyte99]

Same

[@GrimJackal]

Seriously? Jesus....

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

How is that funny? I mean the concept could be but that line isn’t really.

[@KombatGod]

After watching this video again I love how Doug NEVER, not even once mentions the jokes being in bad taste or going too far. He points out the flaws in the writing, especially how each sketch is based on one single joke, but he's accepting the premise of the joke without batting an eye. He doesn't say anything about the iBabe sketch being potentially sexist, he doesn't say anything about the basketball sketch being potentially racially insensitive, when Anna Feris says "will you poop on me?" He doesn't say "what? Ew! Why would anybody want to see a movie about that! It's not funny!" no, he says "This is the joke, right? It's all gonna be poop related?" I feel like by not even acknowledging the shock humor he goes one step further, he doesn't even give the creators the opportunity to say "see? He doesn't get it! We got him! He's disgusted and that's the point, that's the punchline!" No he embraces the joke, but explains why it's badly written.

[@Guntherson220]

Damn...

[@denverarnold6210]

This doesn't have enough upvotes. It shows Doug understands that bad humor isn't in taste, but presentation.

[@lindinle]

We all saw the ads when the movie came put. If you bitched about it. Then your the type of person who would have taken theor kid to see sausage party then get upset that it was an r film

[@someonetypingatakeyboard9568]

Hahaha at first I thought you were complaining

[@KaoticReach1999]

Or he's not a professionally offended baby and reviewed it how he should of.

[@gracedoubleu]

Honestly I can't get over the fact that both Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet were also in Flushed Away together

[@Kazzy234]

Wait, Really?

[@gracedoubleu]

Arsene 89572 Yeah they were the two main characters

[@Kazzy234]

@@gracedoubleu damn, I thought they were someone else.

[@cyruskuria5165]

A much better movie I prefer them as cartoon rats.

[@JustJustin.]

@@cyruskuria5165 I'm pretty sure almost ANY movie is better than this...

[@kalsikherensk8440]

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. By happenstance, adding one to that makes the antithesis to that.

[@Icalasari]

Happens if you add 1 to EITHER digit - Action 52 is ALSO shit

[@epicvoiceguy]

Remind me to tell you an inside story about voiceover I did for this movie.

[@shawproductions4048]

EpicVoiceGuy excuse me, but... *What?!*

[@aidangordon2713]

Well... go on! It's not like they have NDAs for this shit... *divulge!*

[@austinmorganmma]

There should now be an honest trailer for MOVIE 43 now...

[@may.d.a.y]

DOO ITTT

[@mr_lrb6879]

Oh, no, they got you, too?

[@beccakravchenko7986]

The version I watched on Netflix had Dennis Quaid trying to pitch movies at gun point and that was how all of the sketches were connected.

[@cyruskuria5165]

isn't that how every actor and actress in this movie was forced into this movie

[@Jeffrey18O]

Sound much better then what we get here

[@frankiedominguez946]

I honestly prefer the hostile Dennis quaid version! It’s fucking hilarious.

[@emilykeepsmiling9465]

That is a much better link than the weird one we got. Is this the movie that ends with some nuclear apocalypse or something and some teenager finds a laptop with a button to press to reset the world? Then when he presses it it says "psyche but here's a short movie instead"? Bits of it were really funny at the time, but the Dennis Quaid pitch would have been so much better.

[@TenOfZero1]

That's for sure the better version

[@veggiekid23]

my genuine reaction to seeing the thumbnail was "oh geez, no!"

[@12ealDealOfficial]

I had the same reaction when the DNC told everyone we weren't going to get a climate debate. Not that climate change is up for debate but apparently no one's supposed to talk about it.

[@almogdov]

Ok the "I'll see you in church" was perfect. Emma stone is awesome

[@edhc44]

I think she's the only one who could pull that off so humorously. Oh boy, I love her

[@jinhunterslay1638]

I don't get why everyone love that joke!? .....WHAT'S THE JOKE!!!?

[@magicalgirl4]

@@jinhunterslay1638 Her delivery was just funny

[@ЮрийСенин-ы1м]

@@jinhunterslay1638 She said it in an aggressive tone. Watch it, people like it /watch?v=ocy_kp8HT_k

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

@@jinhunterslay1638 I also don't understand that.

[@jamesschrader8667]

Nostalgia critic- Movie 43 AVGN- Action 52

[@TheLastVoodooMan]

Queue the conspiracy theory video!

[@DhavidSetiawanKilluaDhavid]

Light! Camera!

[@sethstrattan7380]

Dhavid Setiawan KilluaDhavid action WIGGLES

[@redjirachi1]

NEERRDDD!!!!

[@phirewuffie6779]

the internet: rule 34

[@yougotnolife20]

"Austin Michael Jackson Powers" The most accurate and funniest description I've heard in a while 😂

[@QJ89]

No shout-out to Portal 2? Dang.

[@FireDrone23]

My actual reaction to seeing that he's reviewing this movie: Oh my god. He did it. He actually finally did it.

[@jenneacubero1036]

Anti Possession He has finally cracked.

[@RockLockster]

Literally the same.

[@MinimalistTheatre333]

You know, there are so many bad movies out there and they keep getting worse and worse each year. I'm waiting for when Doug starts to record his reviews inside his padded cell, foaming at the mouth, because watching them made him go insane.

[@TrevsMovieReviews263]

Does this movie even count as Nostalgic

[@FireDrone23]

@@TrevsMovieReviews263 Does The Emoji Movie count as nostalgic? ;)

[@Bock3039]

That Emma Stone and Kieran Culkin part sounded like something from Bad Lip Reading.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

This movie might work better as a Bad Lip Reading. It worked for Hjgh School Musical, it could work here.

[@azsli2]

Thats what I thought so

[@SteveCarras]

I love this, thught it escaped me in theatre, but I have it...

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

Is kieren related to malcury culken (the home alone kid)

[@bethanymcmurtrey9542]

Yes, his little brother.

[@BugsyFoga]

"Infinty War is the most ambitious crossover out there " Movie 43 : "you're absolutely right , have a good day "

[@wstine79]

It still has Marvel characters in it.

[@mrandrews3616]

More effort was in this comment than some of the sketches in Movie 43.

[@djalexander7723]

@@mrandrews3616 Sadly and funny true Jonathan

[@zai24]

Underrated comment

[@tomascaldon1332]

Well, it was ambitious.... It just wasn't good.

[@dragonrobber]

The weird thing is, this movie came out at a time when lots of other star-studded movies that seemed to focus more on big named actors and actresses than actual movie material so, a lot of people thought it was going to be good like Valentine's Day or whatever. I honestly couldn't get past the burrito scene and was so shocked by the visuals that it didn't even register that big stars like Chris Pratt and Anna Ferris were even in that scene. It really says something when the 'humor' of a scene is so utterly disturbing and distracting that you remember the disgust you felt and completely forget the faces of the actors you saw in that scene. I could honestly remember that movie with any other actor or actress and it would still be the same effect.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

That's actually a good point. the actors themselves have absolutely no impact. If anything I feel less respect for the ones who agreed to doing this, but I also feel vitriolic hatred and anger to gross out films in general and wish they did not exist.

[@SlaterRecordsTV]

@@vixxcelacea2778 i read online that some of the actors were blackmailed into being in the movie lol

[@nickkurtz512]

I feel like the grocery store sketch with Emma Stone would work as a full movie. It had that feel like Superbad and American Pie.

[@AncapOtaku]

Why not I'd watch it

[@benjackson7872]

It does actually🤔

[@playthatfunkymusicrobot]

Please don't ever attempt to write a script

[@nickkurtz512]

Play That Funky Music Robot First: I absolutely HATE this movie with a passion. But if these fuckers ever want to make a good movie, things either have to be cut, make one story and have someone better to make your script. Second: Let people explore their creativity.

[@SteveCarras]

This was hilarious, even though the first one (the male sex organ from date's neck-the guy, thank Dog, not the girl), was a bit extreme even for R rating.

[@Dreadjaws]

25:05 - "I think a lot of it has to do with how many big stars are in it, how incredibly wasted they are..." Well, if they were wasted, that would explain why they accepted the roles.

[@PimpDragon108]

Sorry, but "He was a wizard" made me laugh - hard. Stone's commitment to that line delivery is genuinely impressive!

[@caranostalgico9249]

Actually that performance was superb, it was almost like a drama movie with the lines poorly translated, if you replace only the text of that scene it's Hollywood material, by now... it's Hollyweird material...

[@putmyhandstowork1980]

YES! I unfortunately watched this in the movie theater and she saved me from walking out.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

I mean, maybe she worked in improve: Whatever you do, finish the bit.

[@caranostalgico9249]

@@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Se vale a pena ser feito, vale a pena ser bem feito, né?

[@AbdefFable1]

@@putmyhandstowork1980 same here, I actually enjoyed this film as a so bad it's good movie. But it gets more hate than it deserves XD

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Movie 43 “won” 3 Razzies in 2014: Worst Picture, Director and Screenplay. And was nominated for 3 more: Worst Screen Combo for every single Hollywood actor (lost against Will and Jaden Smith for After Earth) and singling out Naomi Watts (also for Diana) and Halle Berry (also for The Call) for Worst Actress (they both lost against Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas)

[@samkresil6011]

Take that, Rouge Pictures for trying to make money!

[@leob4403]

Razzies always go to movies in this genre, so predictable and pointless

[@dylansharp8471]

@@samkresil6011 Huh?

[@Shags_]

Movie 43 - Nostalgia Critic Uploaded 43 minutes ago.

[@tatsunohouou]

and I saw this comment was posted 43 minutes ago

[@tanzinitetheterrible4910]

This was commented 43 minutes ago

[@julcaos]

No smart response, just 43 something, something...

[@Shags_]

@@julcaos alright, neato. we'll just go back to having a moderate sense of humor.

[@Shags_]

@שחר א. gotem

[@dradmiral5224]

Avengers Endgame is the most anticipated thing Nostalgia Critic: Hold my gun

[@brianbrush5107]

100th like

[@maim8648]

'Most anticipated thing'

[@HeilRay]

That isn’t Pokémon.

[@Badbirdie]

Movie 43 to Green Book... [Confused confusion]

[@archivey-h8e]

I dunno why people hate on Green Book while praise Black Klansman, Black Klansman wasn't accurate either, the white guy wasn't even jewish for one in real life.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

@@Shanethefilmmaker Salieri didn't kill Mozart. IT WAS GOD!!

[@kaydgaming]

Plot twist... the Green Book was a cut sketch from Movie 43

[@Nikk-Astyr]

@@archivey-h8e We don't even know the true identity of the white guy, so Spike Lee made up whatever served the story better. Also, Green Book, although good, is more of one of those films to be nominated just to fill in the slots. The story is predictable and we've seen a lot of these films in the previous years, I.e. Hidden Figures and Driving Miss Daisy. It also treats racism as a thing of the past, something Blackkklansman explicitly shows it's false.

[@raahimkamaal5363]

The Batman Robert Pattinson joke aged like a fine wine

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

ok

[@TheSoulWithin7]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok

[@doctorwhouse3881]

Pretty sure he was already attached to the project then.

[@dragonheart2272]

Doug, you missed the opportunity to make a Poison Ivy joke when Iuma Therman showed up on the date with Robin!

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

*Face palms* Dear God that would have been genius!

[@jakoblent4694]

GODDAMNIT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT

[@David-nq8cv]

I thought I was the only one who wanted that to happen

[@blackmagician7645]

Or My Super Ex-girlfriend.

[@dereknight861]

That’s the thing about this movie. The jokes are so far and wide between that your brain just feels like it has to restart thinking jokes against it.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

"A law against Hugh Jackman and Liev Schrieber acting together in the same movie" Please review Kate & Leopold. There's a horrid bit that ruined the movie for me.

[@mityakiselev]

OK, not gonna lie, the store sketch was hilarious. Just the way they act really good, put their hearts into it, is so funny to me

[@holyfuckwhy]

Same goes for the basketball one. Terrence Howard was brilliant.

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@holyfuckwhy nah not really non of this shit is funny

[@lgnd2k3]

@@cyruskuria5165 comedy is subjective.

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@lgnd2k3don't use that as an excuse seeing all these actors and actress embarrass themselves like this makes me hate Hollywood and them and the fact that your defending it makes me even more depressed and angry Smh.

[@lgnd2k3]

@@cyruskuria5165 oh no subjectivity i find the movie unbearably unfunny. But I'm saying you cant say that its objectively unfunny since comedy is subjective.

[@S.FENNAH]

I always prefer 42. A perfect number whoes meaning can never be fathomed without the aid of mice.

[@goldmemberpb]

I checked to see if there was a movie 42 and a movie just called 42 did come out 3 months after this.

[@hamburgerhelper2810]

Oh shit i love your videos man

[@jollyroger195]

Love ya Fennah ;3

[@TheSefirosu200x]

Eh, I prefer 52. Because DC.

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

Good use of reference.

[@theamhway]

I like how you never stop taking about charity organisations after all these years. Good for you.

[@shaylaknight1123]

Suddenly "Cat woman"isn't the worst thing Halle Berry's been in

[@shawnfields2757]

Shayla Knight Yeah, never thought I'd see that happen, dude. It's like she lost a bet or something, and wanted to do SOMETHING worse than Catwoman. Well, she won that bet, despite losing it initially. Have a great day/night.

[@martythetickler]

This makes Catwoman look like 89 Batman.

[@shawnfields2757]

BrokenWolf1990 Yep.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

And got another razzie nomination for this. She lost against Tyler Perry

[@shawnfields2757]

Giuseppe Ianniello I guess even Catwoman can't beat tyler perry when it comes to being in awful movies...

[@obairna2285]

The line about Family Guy is a reference to something else in the original US version. That sketch was right after a cameo by Seth MacFarlane in the framing device

[@brandynrivas591]

Dude you got a different version than what I saw years ago. The connecting scenes were Dennis Quaid pitching movie ideas to Greg Kinnear

[@shrkakoom143]

That’s what I got when I saw it in the theaters as well.

[@evilbob840]

I got the movie pitch version on Netflix.

[@doinosor6405]

yeah wtf! I thought I was crazy

[@vergenta8913]

Thank god I thought I was fucking tripping balls. Those scenes connect the skits way better.

[@AshleeSage1998]

Okay so I'm not crazy! I was thinking I had seen something different

[@christopherscotts5797]

I got to be honest "He was a wizard, Neill" and "Machines: They're full of kids" got me

[@makaylabishop5456]

When I watched it on Netflix , the in betweens was a man pitching movie ideas and I like that one better

[@GoatPopsicle]

That’s the US-only cut he talked about briefly. Our Canadian theatres got both cuts, depending if it was part of a US chain, or Can. owned. Taking to people about the movie was confusing at first.

[@Foreststrike]

... Sounds like too many chefs and too little ingredients. Ramsay would have a fit.

[@dommyshan]

"THIS MOVIE IS RAW!"

[@iAmCalypso33]

Too many cooks

[@robbiegarza8029]

@@iAmCalypso33 chefs.

[@iAmCalypso33]

@@robbiegarza8029 But it takes a lot to make a stew. The saying goes too many cooks will spoil the broth. But they'll fill our hearts with so much love.

[@SennaHawx]

Gordon or Bolton?

[@alvinderama3196]

5:00 "My Bruce Wayne sparkle" - Nostalgia Critic 2019.

[@aidangordon2713]

And WB, apparently.

[@christopherlowery3797]

Y’all really ought to see Good Time, The Lost City of Z, or perhaps High Life, before making a judgment call on Pattinson. People were just as amused by Micheal Keaton’s casting back in the 80’s, & he wound up killing it.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@christopherlowery3797 Plus it's worth remembering Pattinson hated working on Twilight, he more or less admitted he only stuck around for the whole series just for the pay check.

[@aidangordon2713]

@@christopherlowery3797 Yes, but... *sparkle sparkle sparkle.* Although, in all seriousness, they better make at least one joke about that. For old times' sake...

[@Kazzy234]

@@BloodRedFox2008 yeah if I Voice act in a anime series that is terrible then twilight and I hated it. I pretty much stick around for the paycheck

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

*watches last NC Review* Man, I can't wait to see what he reviews next week! *Nostalgia Critic: Movie 43* oh... oh no *edit: holy shit how did I get over 100 likes in an hour?

[@silentjoker45]

I still wonder why just.... WHY WAS THIS MOVIE MADE.

[@ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL]

i feel this is the cinematic equivelent of "The Aristocrats" joke

[@AxeMan562]

Dude that's... Perfect.

[@anarchomando7707]

@@AxeMan562 yes

[@benhaney5843]

Except the Aristocrats joke can be hilarious in the hands of a master comedian. Which is why, although no one actually has it on their act, it's one of the most popular jokes that different comedians like to tell each other. Watch the documentary they made on it. There are some hilarious versions of it in that.

[@brandoncantoran6190]

What is the aristocrats joke?

[@gspendlove]

@@brandoncantoran6190 I started out describing the joke, but I think the Wikipedia page does it better than I ever could: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats Read that, and you'll know why the OP compared Movie 43 to the Aristocrats joke. EDIT: I own the movie _The Aristocrats_ on DVD, and I highly recommend it, just for all the stand-up comedians featured in the thing. It's a great inside look at a showbiz legend.

[@demh7823]

It's good that most of the people involved in this trainwreck were able to overcome it. Even Peter Farrelly. Good on George Clooney for having the good sense to turn this down

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the South Park guys) I think said "Fuck that"

[@mychaeljones7526]

George Clooney had common sense to turn down Movie 43, but not common sense to not turn down Stacy Keibler.

[@Unknown-bq9id]

He remembered Batman and Robin, methinks...

[@dauntlesstark9850]

im kinda shocked that they dont talk about the other versions of this movie that have compactly utterly different plots

[@coopergillam6442]

The harrison ford verson is soooo much worse

[@ToaAgarwaen]

@@coopergillam6442 You mean Dennis Quaid. Harrison Ford isn't in Movie 43.

[@8bitdiedie]

IanBrowningSmith Swooosh

[@coopergillam6442]

@@ToaAgarwaen thats the one always get em mixed up

[@skeepboppin]

@@8bitdiedie preemptive swooosh

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

17:34 How to bury a Hollywood actor's career. (My absolute favourite joke from the Nostalgia Critic) 😂😂

[@danielpadilla6865]

I like the where is the proof skit lol

[@antihinduismisbased]

@Martin Ga more like "how to bury an actors career: fail at acting, do bad movies that tarnish your reputation, regardless of your political opinions."

[@ScienceInColor]

I'm reallllyyyy bummed that he covered this version INSTEAD of the Dennis Quaid version. It was much more satisfying. 😭😭

[@casesoutherland4175]

It's stupid! The one with the kids makes a lot more sense.

[@jerrygodeep4787]

Case Southerland no it doesn’t maybe it’s funnier to you because that’s subjective but it does not make any more sense.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

I saw that one it was on netflix

[@brucebenson2835]

"machines... they're full of kids.".... LOL

[@catalinamelo9932]

I loved it. The whole should've followed that kind of comedy!!

[@mr_lrb6879]

If Patrick Warburton can't make something funny, you know you're in for a rough time.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

The sheer amount of blackmail they must've had to dig up on Kate Winslet to get her into this movie is mindboggling. And makes me kinda curious at the same time....

[@Sickandawful]

Honestly the recap done here on most the "sketches" was more entertaining than any of the actual sketches.

[@AverageSuperNova]

Ah, my favorite part of Wednesday *Watching a bald guy scream at terrible movies*

[@sketchydude8431]

So if I shaved my head, grew a beard, and yelled at Teen Titans Go, I could gain a million subscribers?

[@Double-R-Nothing]

@@sketchydude8431 No, you'd be a young Walter White.

[@julieporter7805]

Walter White watches Teen Titans Go?

[@dancepiglover]

It stinks!

[@TheDudeHeyy]

I've only ever seen the Dennis Quaid and Greg Kinnear version, but based on this video, I think they made Movie 43 slightly more watchable.

[@nostalgicgamer4384]

trust me, the Dennis Quaid version was much better. I can not for the life of me find that version though!

[@TheDudeHeyy]

@@nostalgicgamer4384 I made my wife watch it not that long ago (because I'm a monster), it was on Netflix.

[@jamesgoldsmith499]

I didn't even know there were two versions and I was so confused by the kids sections

[@breadishandbuttery656]

There is a different version on netflix

[@nostalgicgamer4384]

@@breadishandbuttery656 American Netflix

[@damnthishandleistaken]

I really hoped you'd reference Kick-Ass since Chloe Moretz and Christopher Mintz-Plasse are in the same scene

[@carltonpowell5313]

Awesome Guy yeah, ikr, he should cover that film

[@brandonk7949]

@@carltonpowell5313 agreed kickass is a awesome movie and he needs to review it.

[@connerlamb1715]

Yes he didn’t say anything about kick ass I was shocked

[@NeoConnor1]

I think I remembered a video he did in 2010 where he said he didn't like it.

[@jamessicard1705]

Kieran Culkin has got to be one of the most dedicated actors of all time. Hell look at his role in scott pilgrim

[@wstine79]

The Ultimate Marvel movie. With Wolverine, Sabertooth, Storm, Gwen Stacy, Starlord, War Machine; and from the directors of X-men The Last Stand and Guardians of the Galaxy.

[@Naahhh34]

Gwen Stacy is my favorite marvel character.

[@WolfSon26]

Not to mention a crossover with Batman, Robin, Superman and Supergirl

[@TheCreepypro]

still would never watch glad I only experienced it here also Emma Stone was legitimately funny

[@shaylaknight1123]

TheCreepypro Suddenly "Cat woman"isn't the worst thing Halle Berry's been in

[@hitofgrace]

The period “sketch” was actually funny by itself. I’ve seen it on here and had no idea what it was from, so I think he’s right these would have worked as ridiculous internet sketches. Reminds me of those bad SNL movies where they try and stretch a normally 3min sketch in a full length movie. Completely missing it loses its novelty after a few mins.

[@eliza6178]

hitofgrace lol I had seen it too before I knew about this movie

[@klimmr]

Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry and Brett Ratner? But, you just reviewed X-Men 3.

[@MataNui.]

Love how this movie has so little effort that "riddler" is noticeably taller than the woman he's impersonating.

[@levi_octavian]

The actors where all probably blackmailed to be in it.

[@davidjames579]

Kate Winslet took the part as her Husband is a Cousin of Sam (son of Richard) Branson who'd just formed a film company. This was their first production! I guessing Richard Branson bribed a lot of the stars with free holidays on his Caribbean island and/or air travel. And he's also Winslet's husband's employer.

[@Hmmmmmmmmmmmm-mm]

Were*

[@tremorsfan]

Some of them were

[@griffithmoony9263]

Yeah

[@SickIncKamikaze]

I heard a lot of them were contractually strong-armed into it against their will.

[@graevly8066]

Oh weird, you’re watching a different version of the movie. I watched the one where the linking segments were of a crazy guy trying to pitch a bunch of ridiculous movie ideas instead of a bunch of kids trying to find it.

[@TheStarBot]

You where watching the Directors Cut

[@matt55800]

Wasn’t there like a whole part with Dennis Quaid pitching Movie 43 to a movie studio?

[@hanibalsjournal]

I think you and I saw a different cut of the film. I seem to remember Dennis Quaid pitching the movie to a studio and a producer saying “you’re fucking crazy,” the entire time. Honestly I think that’s funnier than the whole subplot about the brothers...

[@zerotaku]

There were 2 versions of the movie that released. The pitch with Dennis Quaid was presented in the US theatrical release while the one reviewed here was released in other countries and in the US blu-ray as the unrated alternate cut. The version with Dennis Quaid was much better and I think that Doug would have liked it more as well.

[@manueldelahoz]

I liked movie 43 , i saw the Dennis Quaid version . It is entertaining definitely more funny Than the last Adam Sandler's movies

[@deanlowdon8381]

Rhino Thunder I’m in England and I saw the the Dennis Quaid version, still awful though.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

matt55800 Yeah, that’s the version I saw. No kids trying to download the movie or whatever.

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

4:59 did this predict Robert Patterson playing Batman in the new movie they’re making?

[@aidanredding8058]

It was already announced when this came out

[@SkotKozB5]

Movie 43? Oh..oh no... Doug...you poor poor man...

[@TrevsMovieReviews263]

Damn it, I thought it was gonna be Venom. But this still works.

[@dastvan8002]

This movie is still poisonous

[@tylerdenaro639]

Venom is a great movie

[@loreaver3882]

@@tylerdenaro639 is it tho?

[@mattfahringer148]

Loreaver yes

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

@@loreaver3882 So bad it's good.

[@canadmexi]

9:24 "Butthole" I really hate this writing in bad comedies where they use a non-sexy word to be funny. No one would use the word "butt", they would say "ass", it's just not a sexy word!

[@legocharliet2798]

17:10 that's Chris Domico and Hit Girl from Kick-Ass in the same room and not beating each other up... don't know how i feel about that

[@SilverSkull144]

You should have said Food Fight costed $65 million.

[@jeffbrehove2614]

The cinematic version had Dennis Quaid as a desperate sketch pitchman

[@lordphobius3876]

I actually forgot about the whole Dennis Quaid thing. Man I can't believe my friend dragged me to see this in theaters. This shitfest makes my List of movies I should have asked for a refund, 3 films total. This, Sucker Punch, and Twilight (Same asshole friend wanted me to go see Twilight and also Spike TV made it sound more action-y than what I got, didn't even know it was a book til after I sat through it.)

[@MrDrewscreen]

The version I saw had Dennis Quaid trying to get his screenplay made into “movie 43”

[@bryanbaysinger2328]

I came here to say the same thing I was really confused about his review at first.

[@Pandiac]

Is there like two versions?

[@troywright359]

The next time you hit dislike, remember. _Kids live in them._

[@Icalasari]

Ok that ending had me actually say "What the fuck?" out loud I have NEVER said that in response to a movie before Ever Never ever ever _I'm impressed_

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Have you seen "Enemy" starring Jake Gyllenhaal .

[@nattyice23]

Jurassic World 2 lmao

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

The phrase "old school Twitter" reinforces my fear of getting old

[@Lishadra]

Wow, the “I have frozen peas and a sponge” throwaway line was funnier than anything else in the entire Period sketch.

[@ScarAnrew]

I found the one from the credit bloopers great " I have a sponge but use the yellow side or you make it worth"

[@jkskike4204]

I watched a version of this where instead of the whole “kids with the computer” backstory it was a studio exec who was being held hostage and the guy holding him hostage was pitching him movie ideas (the sketches)

[@Weirdgirl213]

Instant thought when I saw the thumbnail: Oh sweet Christmas, this is gonna be good! Seeing who directed it: WAIT WHAT?!

[@ricksanchez8852]

Pandabear Gaming fuck Peter Farrelly

[@DavidBaruffi]

Yeah, I watched the version with the Dennis Quaid and Greg Kinnear pitch instead of the Dark Web segments. Not that either one's an improvement but that sketch also didn't go anywhere.

[@SeanNurse]

Same, I saw this in theaters too with weird segments about threatening people to help them make a horrible movie, kind of meta too... Granted me and the girlfriend I had at the time also broke up shortly after seeing this movie together...

[@buckwild9168]

I thought I was insane because I saw the Dennis Quad version too. There is one joke in the Quad scene that makes me laugh.

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

I still maintain that the Leprechaun scene was hilarious.

[@chrisedwards3866]

I loved the little excerpts too. You'd probably also enjoy the episode Ice Age from the short-episode series Love Death & Robots (the episode is about 9 minutes) as it has some stylistic similarities. It's utterly different from this sketch, but the "serious people in a surreal situation" thing is the same.

[@hunterwilder9665]

This video was funnier than the entire movie

[@aidanredding8058]

That happens a lot with his videos

[@largelump3613]

I'm glad you're finally reviewing this abomination, but I feel like the real way to watch Movie 43 is by watching the original: the version with Dennis Quaid

[@matthaze30]

I was gonna say the same thing. Where the hell did this other one come from?

[@MuljoStpho]

Who is that again? (looks him up) Oh, the guy from Innerspace! Anyway, Movie 43 shows up in his imdb credits but it IS this same movie that it links to, and there's no other version of it listed if you search for the movie by its title... It's weird though. It says that he was in a segment titled 'The Pitch'. The synopsis on imdb describes Movie 43 with "A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood." The imdb page lists him and 7 other people as having appeared in that segment, and the rest of the credits for it list all the same actors and segments that were just covered in this review here. I vaguely recall a lot of the other stuff from the one time a while ago that I watched the movie but I don't remember that Pitch segment and imdb's synopsis is clearly wrong and the review here didn't cover that segment or describe the movie in any way resembling that synopsis.

[@MuljoStpho]

Wait, looking it up a bit more, the overarching plotline with the 3 kids loosely tying the various segments together, the version reviewed here and which I saw, living in the US and watching a DVD released here... That's the international version? There's a version with the writer trying to pitch these clips as his ideas, and no sign of the story with the 3 kids searching for the clips, and that was supposedly only released here in the US? And where does one even find this US version if not on a US DVD, then? EDIT: I do like the sound of the pitch meeting as the thing tying it all together though. Sounds like it would make the whole thing come across as more like an attempt to imitate in live action the basic idea behind that animation Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt. With the segments getting crazier over time as the writer loses his mind and gets more desperate. The international version's way of tying it all together... feels a lot more forced.

[@matthaze30]

@@MuljoStphothe Dennis Quaid version was on Netflix recently. Might still be on there.

[@tonyzacker8946]

Warning! Spoilers! So Supergirl was the Riddler all along! Now the sketch makes perfect sense!

[@ShotgunLlama]

18:36 I can't believe they sucked Jacksepticeye into this film

[@danny101k2]

🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅

[@Kinglovinstone]

Not sean!!!!!

[@tomlintin8291]

I think I saw a different version where the sketches that tied the others together was a guy forcing a studio to make movie 43

[@Kazzy234]

Yeah same, may be when he said the movie was altered, I think we watched a different version of it.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

I had no idea this movie existed. Thanks I guess.

[@scottmantooth8785]

Bubonic plague still exists as well....Woo Hoo!!!!!

[@asphaltpilgrim]

I'm sorry for your loss... of innocence

[@dustinp120]

Mandy staring nicholas cage is the worse movie ever. I'd watch movie 43... well 43 more times before I'd sit through five minutes of that atrocity.

[@DJGamingSmash]

Was expecting there to be another part to the review halfway through the credits.

[@KimberlySchwartz1]

Oh god it’s finally happening. You’re reviewing this trash

[@victoriamartines5030]

He's always reviewing trash. This one is just trashier.

[@phillemon7664]

victoria martines still not trashier than Freddy Got Fingered

[@TheFantasylover96]

The Emma Stone sketch sounds just like a bad lip reading video 😂

[@gankhef5564]

Ha! You're absolutely right.

[@darthstarkiller1912]

17:28 I GOT FROZEN PEAS AND A SPONGE! That legit made me laugh so hard. Probably because of how friggin random it is.

[@Pyke64]

Farley bros, Zucker bros and Trey Parker and Matt Stone making a movie together? Good God, that would be the best thing ever!!!!

[@blastboy8000]

The action 52 of movies And somehow we got even less At least we have a good review of both

[@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992]

This isn’t the first time Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet were in a movie together. They were also in Flushed Away.

[@dragonflylover2784]

I honestly prefer them in the movie that take place in a toilet then this movie

[@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992]

@@dragonflylover2784 well said

[@8Mad8Hatter8Prime8]

wait a minute.... where is my ad? I DEMAND THAT THIS VIDEO IS REUPLOADED WITH A RAMDOM DOUG AD ON IT!!!

[@nicr-ff9hc]

Not every video requires an ad, mind you.

[@fernandopires135]

Ever since Doug started doing then it does

[@shadowreaver752]

No one wanted to sponsor this review. No one!

[@MultiMartydom]

*STAMPS!? I need S T A M P S !!*

[@crimsonvampyre602]

No one wanted to Sponsor anything to do with this movie 😂😂😂

[@psycho_banana6665]

Did anyone else actually read the freezeframe during the supergirl bit.

[@blackphoenix77]

Nope

[@Chaos89P]

Yes, but the UI got in the way.

[@GoblinModeKnives]

Why do I remember the skits being set up as pitches by a crazy director as he holds someone hostage?

[@SidneyBroadshead]

That was one of the alternate release versions. Dennis Quaid played a desperate has-been director in a linking device called "The Pitch". He's pitching the sketches as parts of a movie that is never given an actual name. Then the pitch meeting is revealed to be a ruse so he can take the producer hostage. Then the "director" is taken down _Dog Day Afternoon_ -style after killing the "hostage". Then it is revealed to be a sketch.

[@GoblinModeKnives]

@@SidneyBroadshead thanks for confirming I'm not insane.

[@jordanmelven]

20:13 Hey now, she was really good in "John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum"

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT Nostalgia Critic Warick Davis would have been THE PERFECT CAMEO to The Leprechan scene

[@AussieDragoon]

While he liked the new wraparound segment, I'll be honest, I wanted to see his thoughts on the original "The Pitch"

[@eduardovillagomez3675]

Yeah, can you explain what happened there? I remember seeing it in theaters so I was confused, I was like, "is this a different movie?"

[@julianmartinez4719]

I'm from Argentina, and the segment of the pitch didn't make to my cinema.

[@Robodragon17]

I googled the hugh Jackman scene I saw the thumbnail and nearly pissed myself from the pic of hugh Jackman with neck-testicals

[@DasZaku]

I did the same thing but i actually watched it just to make sure it was actually real

[@bingobongo1615]

Its terrifying, its disgusting and its just awful

[@kylefagan9585]

It’s really not funny. It’s funny for maybe half a second then the joke dies and you’re just waiting for the movie to be over.

[@stefanm.734]

12:05 Yes, kryptonite bombs have been a thing in the past. It's in the cover story of Superman vol 1, issue 89. It opens with a small kryptonite bomb hitting Superman and knocking him out, and the entire premise of the comic is that Superman is frantically searching for a much larger bomb Luthor has placed in the city, set to go off in one hour.

[@reddevil9312]

I rented this from Redbox with a free credit. After it was over, I returned it, called Redbox, and requested my credit back.

[@Icalasari]

Oh god the fourth short is actually funny! Miracles DO happen!

[@Kazzy234]

The 6th one seems funny to me when I saw the movie

[@deathsythelui]

So... I actually laughed at a good majority of the clips here in this review. Not all of them, certainly, but most of them for sure (the leprechaun one I've seen in full here on KZbin; fucking hilarious!). Pretty sure I should be concerned.

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

I thought it was funny too.

[@reddevil9312]

Comedy is subjective. I hated every second of this movie. I rented it using a free Redbox credit, and after I returned it, I called them to see if I could get the credit back. But, if you enjoyed it, you enjoyed it. Good on you.

[@motodog242]

Everyone has a different taste in comedy, it's fine. Don't let anyone tell you that you're stupid or weird because you laughed at something that others didn't find funny. We all need Eric Cartman's in life.

[@arthas640]

This movie would actually be great if they cut it down to half the length, really the only reason it sucked was they drag a 30-60 second long joke into a 5-10 minute skit, then kept doing that until they reached a feature length

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@reddevil9312 exactly

[@RykerDavis123]

I saw a different version of this movie. The thing linking all this together was a guy trying to pitch a movie

[@El-Hechi]

Oh, my god. The fairy was actually funny. It cracked me up!