Movie 43 - Nostalgia Critic

Since it's release it's been called "the Citizen Kane of awful." With a huge celebrity cast, can Nostalgia Critic find anything of value in this gross-out stinker? Let's take a look at Movie 43.
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Movie 43 is a 2013 American anthology comedy film co-directed and produced by Peter Farrelly, and written by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko among others. The film features fourteen different storylines, each one by a different director, including Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Patrik Forsberg, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, Will Graham, and Jonathan van Tulleken. It stars an ensemble cast that is led by Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Seth MacFarlane, Leslie Bibb, Kate Bosworth, Josh Duhamel, Anna Faris, Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Knoxville, Justin Long, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloë Grace Moretz, Chris Pratt, Liev Schreiber, Seann William Scott, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts and Kate Winslet. Julianne Moore, Tony Shalhoub and Anton Yelchin, Charlie Saxton are also featured in cut scenes released on DVD and Blu-ray.
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[@ChannelAwesome]

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[@RealUncleLJ]

Make a smokey and the bandit part 3 video next and or Herbie fully loaded

[@michaelbrent1536]

At least there no Disney Actor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Please review Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019).

[@spongecrocker1345]

I all ways wanted to see a review of this movie.

[@inky5574]

Do a review of the new Hellboy

[@dbert1024]

“Machines: They’re full of kids.” Isn’t that the plot of Five Nights at Freddy’s?

[@greaterdanemark2397]

I thought that was the plot of Snowpiercer

[@Templarfreak]

Kind of? More or less yeah. That, and the crazy dude that put the kids in the machines.

[@WALTJOY]

Add a purple husk man and his purple husk son, a giant spoon that shoves the kids in the robots, and the series somewhat and literally burning down then you basically got the whole plot-

[@benjackson7872]

Yeah except without the nightmare fuel.

[@KuroNoTenno]

Shit, it kind of is...

[@r3dh00dlum]

The American cut that exists on Netflix had an unhinged Dennis Quad pitching these sketches as movies while holding a producer at gunpoint

[@brandonmarthers]

Nicolas Zitaruk same

[@alexjewett7455]

That sounds more interesting than the framing device in this version

[@ghocizero]

That's what I thought, I thought I was living in an alternative dimension for a second

[@r3dh00dlum]

Alex Jewett They explain that Dennis Quaids character hasn’t gotten a deal on movies for years and the Producer is abused emotionally by his boss constantly

[@kennethshaw2619]

The Dennis Quad version is better

[@KombatGod]

After watching this video again I love how Doug NEVER, not even once mentions the jokes being in bad taste or going too far. He points out the flaws in the writing, especially how each sketch is based on one single joke, but he's accepting the premise of the joke without batting an eye. He doesn't say anything about the iBabe sketch being potentially sexist, he doesn't say anything about the basketball sketch being potentially racially insensitive, when Anna Feris says "will you poop on me?" He doesn't say "what? Ew! Why would anybody want to see a movie about that! It's not funny!" no, he says "This is the joke, right? It's all gonna be poop related?" I feel like by not even acknowledging the shock humor he goes one step further, he doesn't even give the creators the opportunity to say "see? He doesn't get it! We got him! He's disgusted and that's the point, that's the punchline!" No he embraces the joke, but explains why it's badly written.

[@Guntherson220]

Damn...

[@denverarnold6210]

This doesn't have enough upvotes. It shows Doug understands that bad humor isn't in taste, but presentation.

[@lindinle]

We all saw the ads when the movie came put. If you bitched about it. Then your the type of person who would have taken theor kid to see sausage party then get upset that it was an r film

[@someonetypingatakeyboard9568]

Hahaha at first I thought you were complaining

[@Bock3039]

That Emma Stone and Kieran Culkin part sounded like something from Bad Lip Reading.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

This movie might work better as a Bad Lip Reading. It worked for Hjgh School Musical, it could work here.

[@azsli2]

Thats what I thought so

[@SteveCarras]

I love this, thught it escaped me in theatre, but I have it...

[@anthonywatson1508]

Is kieren related to malcury culken (the home alone kid)

[@bethanymcmurtrey9542]

Yes, his little brother.

[@batty.b]

"Machines..they're full of kids." I was not prepared for how funny that was..damn. Edit: 10 months and 400 likes (goddamn) later I read this again and it still gets me.

[@MultiBeerme]

I still can't say it without laughing.

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

frosty giant that actually made me laugh pretty hard I’m gonna reference that.

[@Bubbabyte99]

Same

[@GrimJackal]

Seriously? Jesus....

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

How is that funny? I mean the concept could be but that line isn’t really.

[@gracedoubleu]

Honestly I can't get over the fact that both Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet were also in Flushed Away together

[@Arsene-cj1tq]

Wait, Really?

[@gracedoubleu]

Arsene 89572 Yeah they were the two main characters

[@Arsene-cj1tq]

@@gracedoubleu damn, I thought they were someone else.

[@cyruskuria5165]

A much better movie I prefer them as cartoon rats.

[@JustJustin.]

@@cyruskuria5165 I'm pretty sure almost ANY movie is better than this...

[@beccakravchenko7986]

The version I watched on Netflix had Dennis Quaid trying to pitch movies at gun point and that was how all of the sketches were connected.

[@cyruskuria5165]

isn't that how every actor and actress in this movie was forced into this movie

[@Jeffrey18O]

Sound much better then what we get here

[@frankiedominguez946]

I honestly prefer the hostile Dennis quaid version! It’s fucking hilarious.

[@emilykeepsmiling9465]

That is a much better link than the weird one we got. Is this the movie that ends with some nuclear apocalypse or something and some teenager finds a laptop with a button to press to reset the world? Then when he presses it it says "psyche but here's a short movie instead"? Bits of it were really funny at the time, but the Dennis Quaid pitch would have been so much better.

[@TenOfZero1]

That's for sure the better version

[@yougotnolife20]

"Austin Michael Jackson Powers" The most accurate and funniest description I've heard in a while 😂

[@QJ89]

No shout-out to Portal 2? Dang.

[@jamesschrader8667]

Nostalgia critic- Movie 43 AVGN- Action 52

[@TheLastVoodooMan]

Queue the conspiracy theory video!

[@DhavidSetiawanKilluaDhavid]

Light! Camera!

[@sethstrattan7380]

Dhavid Setiawan KilluaDhavid action WIGGLES

[@redjirachi1]

NEERRDDD!!!!

[@phirewuffie6779]

the internet: rule 34

[@almogdov]

Ok the "I'll see you in church" was perfect. Emma stone is awesome

[@edhc44]

I think she's the only one who could pull that off so humorously. Oh boy, I love her

[@jinhunterslay1638]

I don't get why everyone love that joke!? .....WHAT'S THE JOKE!!!?

[@magicalgirl4]

@@jinhunterslay1638 Her delivery was just funny

[@user-xn9xh7ez3w]

@@jinhunterslay1638 She said it in an aggressive tone. Watch it, people like it /watch?v=ocy_kp8HT_k

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

@@jinhunterslay1638 I also don't understand that.

[@raahimkamaal5363]

The Batman Robert Pattinson joke aged like a fine wine

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

ok

[@TheSoulWithin7]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok

[@doctorwhouse3881]

Pretty sure he was already attached to the project then.

[@ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL]

i feel this is the cinematic equivelent of "The Aristocrats" joke

[@AxeMan562]

Dude that's... Perfect.

[@anarchomando7707]

@@AxeMan562 yes

[@benhaney5843]

Except the Aristocrats joke can be hilarious in the hands of a master comedian. Which is why, although no one actually has it on their act, it's one of the most popular jokes that different comedians like to tell each other. Watch the documentary they made on it. There are some hilarious versions of it in that.

[@brandoncantoran6190]

What is the aristocrats joke?

[@gspendlove]

@@brandoncantoran6190 I started out describing the joke, but I think the Wikipedia page does it better than I ever could: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats Read that, and you'll know why the OP compared Movie 43 to the Aristocrats joke. EDIT: I own the movie _The Aristocrats_ on DVD, and I highly recommend it, just for all the stand-up comedians featured in the thing. It's a great inside look at a showbiz legend.

[@Shags_]

Movie 43 - Nostalgia Critic Uploaded 43 minutes ago.

[@tatsunohouou]

and I saw this comment was posted 43 minutes ago

[@tanzinitetheterrible4910]

This was commented 43 minutes ago

[@julcaos]

No smart response, just 43 something, something...

[@Shags_]

@@julcaos alright, neato. we'll just go back to having a moderate sense of humor.

[@Shags_]

@שחר א. gotem

[@BugsyFoga]

"Infinty War is the most ambitious crossover out there " Movie 43 : "you're absolutely right , have a good day "

[@wstine79]

It still has Marvel characters in it.

[@mrandrews3616]

More effort was in this comment than some of the sketches in Movie 43.

[@djalexander7723]

@@mrandrews3616 Sadly and funny true Jonathan

[@zai24]

Underrated comment

[@tomascaldon1332]

Well, it was ambitious.... It just wasn't good.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Movie 43 “won” 3 Razzies in 2014: Worst Picture, Director and Screenplay. And was nominated for 3 more: Worst Screen Combo for every single Hollywood actor (lost against Will and Jaden Smith for After Earth) and singling out Naomi Watts (also for Diana) and Halle Berry (also for The Call) for Worst Actress (they both lost against Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas)

[@samkresil6011]

Take that, Rouge Pictures for trying to make money!

[@leob4403]

Razzies always go to movies in this genre, so predictable and pointless

[@mityakiselev]

OK, not gonna lie, the store sketch was hilarious. Just the way they act really good, put their hearts into it, is so funny to me

[@holyfuckwhy]

Same goes for the basketball one. Terrence Howard was brilliant.

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@holyfuckwhy nah not really non of this shit is funny

[@lgnd2k3]

@@cyruskuria5165 comedy is subjective.

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@lgnd2k3don't use that as an excuse seeing all these actors and actress embarrass themselves like this makes me hate Hollywood and them and the fact that your defending it makes me even more depressed and angry Smh.

[@lgnd2k3]

@@cyruskuria5165 oh no subjectivity i find the movie unbearably unfunny. But I'm saying you cant say that its objectively unfunny since comedy is subjective.

[@veggiekid23]

my genuine reaction to seeing the thumbnail was "oh geez, no!"

[@12ealDealOfficial]

I had the same reaction when the DNC told everyone we weren't going to get a climate debate. Not that climate change is up for debate but apparently no one's supposed to talk about it.

[@kalsikherensk8440]

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. By happenstance, adding one to that makes the antithesis to that.

[@Icalasari]

Happens if you add 1 to EITHER digit - Action 52 is ALSO shit

[@dragonrobber]

The weird thing is, this movie came out at a time when lots of other star-studded movies that seemed to focus more on big named actors and actresses than actual movie material so, a lot of people thought it was going to be good like Valentine's Day or whatever. I honestly couldn't get past the burrito scene and was so shocked by the visuals that it didn't even register that big stars like Chris Pratt and Anna Ferris were even in that scene. It really says something when the 'humor' of a scene is so utterly disturbing and distracting that you remember the disgust you felt and completely forget the faces of the actors you saw in that scene. I could honestly remember that movie with any other actor or actress and it would still be the same effect.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

That's actually a good point. the actors themselves have absolutely no impact. If anything I feel less respect for the ones who agreed to doing this, but I also feel vitriolic hatred and anger to gross out films in general and wish they did not exist.

[@SlaterRecordsTV]

@@vixxcelacea2778 i read online that some of the actors were blackmailed into being in the movie lol

[@ScienceInColor]

I'm reallllyyyy bummed that he covered this version INSTEAD of the Dennis Quaid version. It was much more satisfying. 😭😭

[@casesoutherland4175]

It's stupid! The one with the kids makes a lot more sense.

[@jerrygodeep4787]

Case Southerland no it doesn’t maybe it’s funnier to you because that’s subjective but it does not make any more sense.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

I saw that one it was on netflix

[@FireDrone23]

My actual reaction to seeing that he's reviewing this movie: Oh my god. He did it. He actually finally did it.

[@jenneacubero1036]

Anti Possession He has finally cracked.

[@curtislock4317]

Literally the same.

[@MinimalistTheatre333]

You know, there are so many bad movies out there and they keep getting worse and worse each year. I'm waiting for when Doug starts to record his reviews inside his padded cell, foaming at the mouth, because watching them made him go insane.

[@TrevsMovieReviews263]

Does this movie even count as Nostalgic

[@FireDrone23]

@@TrevsMovieReviews263 Does The Emoji Movie count as nostalgic? ;)

[@epicvoiceguy]

Remind me to tell you an inside story about voiceover I did for this movie.

[@shawproductions4048]

EpicVoiceGuy excuse me, but... *What?!*

[@aidangordon2713]

Well... go on! It's not like they have NDAs for this shit... *divulge!*

[@austinmorganmma]

There should now be an honest trailer for MOVIE 43 now...

[@may.d.a.y]

DOO ITTT

[@mr_lrb6879]

Oh, no, they got you, too?

[@makaylabishop5456]

When I watched it on Netflix , the in betweens was a man pitching movie ideas and I like that one better

[@cjwrench07]

That’s the US-only cut he talked about briefly. Our Canadian theatres got both cuts, depending if it was part of a US chain, or Can. owned. Taking to people about the movie was confusing at first.

[@obairna2285]

The line about Family Guy is a reference to something else in the original US version. That sketch was right after a cameo by Seth MacFarlane in the framing device

[@nickkurtz512]

I feel like the grocery store sketch with Emma Stone would work as a full movie. It had that feel like Superbad and American Pie.

[@AncapOtaku]

Why not I'd watch it

[@benjackson7872]

It does actually🤔

[@playthatfunkymusicrobot]

Please don't ever attempt to write a script

[@nickkurtz512]

Play That Funky Music Robot First: I absolutely HATE this movie with a passion. But if these fuckers ever want to make a good movie, things either have to be cut, make one story and have someone better to make your script. Second: Let people explore their creativity.

[@SteveCarras]

This was hilarious, even though the first one (the male sex organ from date's neck-the guy, thank Dog, not the girl), was a bit extreme even for R rating.

[@PimpDragon108]

Sorry, but "He was a wizard" made me laugh - hard. Stone's commitment to that line delivery is genuinely impressive!

[@caranostalgico9249]

Actually that performance was superb, it was almost like a drama movie with the lines poorly translated, if you replace only the text of that scene it's Hollywood material, by now... it's Hollyweird material...

[@putmyhandstowork1980]

YES! I unfortunately watched this in the movie theater and she saved me from walking out.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

I mean, maybe she worked in improve: Whatever you do, finish the bit.

[@caranostalgico9249]

@@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Se vale a pena ser feito, vale a pena ser bem feito, né?

[@AbdefFable1]

@@putmyhandstowork1980 same here, I actually enjoyed this film as a so bad it's good movie. But it gets more hate than it deserves XD

[@Sickandawful]

Honestly the recap done here on most the "sketches" was more entertaining than any of the actual sketches.

[@jamessicard1705]

Kieran Culkin has got to be one of the most dedicated actors of all time. Hell look at his role in scott pilgrim

[@dradmiral5224]

Avengers Endgame is the most anticipated thing Nostalgia Critic: Hold my gun

[@brianbrush5107]

100th like

[@maim8648]

'Most anticipated thing'

[@HeilRay]

That isn’t Pokémon.

[@shaylaknight1123]

Suddenly "Cat woman"isn't the worst thing Halle Berry's been in

[@shawnfields2757]

Shayla Knight Yeah, never thought I'd see that happen, dude. It's like she lost a bet or something, and wanted to do SOMETHING worse than Catwoman. Well, she won that bet, despite losing it initially. Have a great day/night.

[@martythetickler]

This makes Catwoman look like 89 Batman.

[@shawnfields2757]

BrokenWolf1990 Yep.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

And got another razzie nomination for this. She lost against Tyler Perry

[@shawnfields2757]

Giuseppe Ianniello I guess even Catwoman can't beat tyler perry when it comes to being in awful movies...

[@troywright359]

The next time you hit dislike, remember. _Kids live in them._

[@MataNui.]

Love how this movie has so little effort that "riddler" is noticeably taller than the woman he's impersonating.

[@Badbirdie]

Movie 43 to Green Book... [Confused confusion]

[@Ultizer]

I dunno why people hate on Green Book while praise Black Klansman, Black Klansman wasn't accurate either, the white guy wasn't even jewish for one in real life.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

@@Shanethefilmmaker Salieri didn't kill Mozart. IT WAS GOD!!

[@kaydgaming]

Plot twist... the Green Book was a cut sketch from Movie 43

[@Nikk-Astyr]

@@Ultizer We don't even know the true identity of the white guy, so Spike Lee made up whatever served the story better. Also, Green Book, although good, is more of one of those films to be nominated just to fill in the slots. The story is predictable and we've seen a lot of these films in the previous years, I.e. Hidden Figures and Driving Miss Daisy. It also treats racism as a thing of the past, something Blackkklansman explicitly shows it's false.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

"A law against Hugh Jackman and Liev Schrieber acting together in the same movie" Please review Kate & Leopold. There's a horrid bit that ruined the movie for me.

[@TheFantasylover96]

The Emma Stone sketch sounds just like a bad lip reading video 😂

[@gankhef5564]

Ha! You're absolutely right.

[@hunterwilder9665]

This video was funnier than the entire movie

[@aidanredding8058]

That happens a lot with his videos

[@Foreststrike]

... Sounds like too many chefs and too little ingredients. Ramsay would have a fit.

[@dommyshan]

"THIS MOVIE IS RAW!"

[@iAmCalypso33]

Too many cooks

[@robbiegarza8029]

@@iAmCalypso33 chefs.

[@iAmCalypso33]

@@robbiegarza8029 But it takes a lot to make a stew. The saying goes too many cooks will spoil the broth. But they'll fill our hearts with so much love.

[@SennaHawx]

Gordon or Bolton?

[@dragonheart2272]

Doug, you missed the opportunity to make a Poison Ivy joke when Iuma Therman showed up on the date with Robin!

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

*Face palms* Dear God that would have been genius!

[@jakoblent4694]

GODDAMNIT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT

[@David-nq8cv]

I thought I was the only one who wanted that to happen

[@blackmagician7645]

Or My Super Ex-girlfriend.

[@dereknight861]

That’s the thing about this movie. The jokes are so far and wide between that your brain just feels like it has to restart thinking jokes against it.

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

4:59 did this predict Robert Patterson playing Batman in the new movie they’re making?

[@aidanredding8058]

It was already announced when this came out

[@tomlintin8291]

I think I saw a different version where the sketches that tied the others together was a guy forcing a studio to make movie 43

[@Arsene-cj1tq]

Yeah same, may be when he said the movie was altered, I think we watched a different version of it.

[@Dreadjaws]

25:05 - "I think a lot of it has to do with how many big stars are in it, how incredibly wasted they are..." Well, if they were wasted, that would explain why they accepted the roles.

[@christopherscotts5797]

I got to be honest "He was a wizard, Neill" and "Machines: They're full of kids" got me

[@jkskike4204]

I watched a version of this where instead of the whole “kids with the computer” backstory it was a studio exec who was being held hostage and the guy holding him hostage was pitching him movie ideas (the sketches)

[@AxeMan562]

It's like Freddy Got Fingered meets Adult Swim

[@LoveThisRealWoman]

“He was a wizard Neil...” had me bawling. 😭

[@cyruskuria5165]

I was bawling too in pain from how horrendous it was.

[@theamhway]

I like how you never stop taking about charity organisations after all these years. Good for you.

[@jgreenbelt]

You watched the bad version the good version is the one where the guy is trying to pitch the script to a big shot studio.

[@RykerDavis123]

I saw a different version of this movie. The thing linking all this together was a guy trying to pitch a movie

[@levi_octavian]

The actors where all probably blackmailed to be in it.

[@davidjames579]

Kate Winslet took the part as her Husband is a Cousin of Sam (son of Richard) Branson who'd just formed a film company. This was their first production! I guessing Richard Branson bribed a lot of the stars with free holidays on his Caribbean island and/or air travel. And he's also Winslet's husband's employer.

[@Wha____]

Were*

[@tremorsfan]

Some of them were

[@griffithmoony9263]

Yeah

[@SickIncKamikaze]

I heard a lot of them were contractually strong-armed into it against their will.

[@brandynrivas591]

Dude you got a different version than what I saw years ago. The connecting scenes were Dennis Quaid pitching movie ideas to Greg Kinnear

[@shrkakoom143]

That’s what I got when I saw it in the theaters as well.

[@evilbob840]

I got the movie pitch version on Netflix.

[@doinosor6405]

yeah wtf! I thought I was crazy

[@vergenta8913]

Thank god I thought I was fucking tripping balls. Those scenes connect the skits way better.

[@AshleeSage1998]

Okay so I'm not crazy! I was thinking I had seen something different

[@legocharliet2798]

17:10 that's Chris Domico and Hit Girl from Kick-Ass in the same room and not beating each other up... don't know how i feel about that

[@TheBlacksmith84]

Did anyone else see the version with Dennis Quaid instead of the kids as transitional scenes? (Spelling probably off)

[@QJ89]

A guy so desperate to pitch his ideas, he took a producer by gun-point. I was blind-sighted by the Dark Web version.

[@viktorrodriguez9823]

Yeah I saw that version, I wonder why though?

[@WurmisD]

Yeah, I was wondering why I didn't recall the computer kids.

[@SkyPop22]

The Mandela effect

[@viktorrodriguez9823]

@@SkyPop22 There's no way, I remember it way to vividly

[@demh7823]

It's good that most of the people involved in this trainwreck were able to overcome it. Even Peter Farrelly. Good on George Clooney for having the good sense to turn this down

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the South Park guys) I think said "Fuck that"

[@mychaeljones7526]

George Clooney had common sense to turn down Movie 43, but not common sense to not turn down Stacy Keibler.

[@Unknown-bq9id]

He remembered Batman and Robin, methinks...

[@S.FENNAH]

I always prefer 42. A perfect number whoes meaning can never be fathomed without the aid of mice.

[@goldmemberpb]

I checked to see if there was a movie 42 and a movie just called 42 did come out 3 months after this.

[@hamburgerhelper2810]

Oh shit i love your videos man

[@jollyroger195]

Love ya Fennah ;3

[@TheSefirosu200x]

Eh, I prefer 52. Because DC.

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

Good use of reference.

[@standoughope]

My dad bought this movie on DVD in a clearance rack because he literally thought that it was 43 films on one disc.

[@sentainerd3219]

"The next sketch has Chris Pratt getting ready to propose to Anna Faris." 😬😬😬😬😬

[@dauntlesstark9850]

im kinda shocked that they dont talk about the other versions of this movie that have compactly utterly different plots

[@coopergillam6442]

The harrison ford verson is soooo much worse

[@ToaAgarwaen]

@@coopergillam6442 You mean Dennis Quaid. Harrison Ford isn't in Movie 43.

[@8bitdiedie]

IanBrowningSmith Swooosh

[@coopergillam6442]

@@ToaAgarwaen thats the one always get em mixed up

[@skeeplebop]

@@8bitdiedie preemptive swooosh

[@wstine79]

The Ultimate Marvel movie. With Wolverine, Sabertooth, Storm, Gwen Stacy, Starlord, War Machine; and from the directors of X-men The Last Stand and Guardians of the Galaxy.

[@Naahhh34]

Gwen Stacy is my favorite marvel character.

[@WolfSon26]

Not to mention a crossover with Batman, Robin, Superman and Supergirl

[@canadmexi]

9:24 "Butthole" I really hate this writing in bad comedies where they use a non-sexy word to be funny. No one would use the word "butt", they would say "ass", it's just not a sexy word!

[@DSzaks]

Not gonna lie, that line about remembering machines have kids in them made me chuckle for some unknown reason.

[@mr_lrb6879]

If Patrick Warburton can't make something funny, you know you're in for a rough time.

[@alvinderama3196]

5:00 "My Bruce Wayne sparkle" - Nostalgia Critic 2019.

[@aidangordon2713]

And WB, apparently.

[@christopherlowery3797]

Y’all really ought to see Good Time, The Lost City of Z, or perhaps High Life, before making a judgment call on Pattinson. People were just as amused by Micheal Keaton’s casting back in the 80’s, & he wound up killing it.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@christopherlowery3797 Plus it's worth remembering Pattinson hated working on Twilight, he more or less admitted he only stuck around for the whole series just for the pay check.

[@aidangordon2713]

@@christopherlowery3797 Yes, but... *sparkle sparkle sparkle.* Although, in all seriousness, they better make at least one joke about that. For old times' sake...

[@Arsene-cj1tq]

@@BloodRedFox2008 yeah if I Voice act in a anime series that is terrible then twilight and I hated it. I pretty much stick around for the paycheck

[@jordanmelven]

20:13 Hey now, she was really good in "John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum"

[@thedoomdruid296]

Wait. Is there a different movie 43? I saw a version where these skits were Dennis Quaid pitching them. I didn't see anything with these kids.

[@Cutieapplepie123]

The Dennis Quad version was the US Theatrical release version, the framing device with the kids was the UK international release

[@arielfangirlmendez]

I did saw it on netflix once

[@delycan4912]

I think I saw that version once, but the version with the kids is the one I remember

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@Cutieapplepie123 you know its bad when they cant make up their minds about what framing device to use

[@brucebenson2835]

"machines... they're full of kids.".... LOL

[@catalinamelo9932]

I loved it. The whole should've followed that kind of comedy!!

[@SkotKozB5]

Movie 43? Oh..oh no... Doug...you poor poor man...

[@steviesmith4986]

The homeschool scene is actually hilarious. I'll give it that

[@pennycat6317]

I'm debating whether or not Quagmire directed this

[@galleryofrogues]

Penny Cat Quagmore?

[@macanaeh]

Quagmere?

[@TrevsMovieReviews263]

Damn it, I thought it was gonna be Venom. But this still works.

[@dastvan8002]

This movie is still poisonous

[@tylerdenaro639]

Venom is a great movie

[@loreaver3882]

@@tylerdenaro639 is it tho?

[@mattfahringer148]

Loreaver yes

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

@@loreaver3882 So bad it's good.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

The sheer amount of blackmail they must've had to dig up on Kate Winslet to get her into this movie is mindboggling. And makes me kinda curious at the same time....

[@zarinaa1135]

17:00 WOO-HOO! How To Train Your Dragon refrence! DRAGONITES UNITE!!!

[@joesudela8796]

Zarina A113 He wasn’t in How to Train Your Dragon right?

[@zarinaa1135]

@@joesudela8796 He playes Fishlegs. Also Doug JUST mentioned it

[@bellametallica]

I'm not going to lie, I actually laughed at some of the clips. It's not comedic genius or totally hilarious but did get a chuckle out of me anyway.

[@AverageSuperNova]

Ah, my favorite part of Wednesday *Watching a bald guy scream at terrible movies*

[@sketchydude8431]

So if I shaved my head, grew a beard, and yelled at Teen Titans Go, I could gain a million subscribers?

[@Double-R-Nothing]

@@sketchydude8431 No, you'd be a young Walter White.

[@julieporter7805]

Walter White watches Teen Titans Go?

[@dancepiglover]

It stinks!

[@MrDrewscreen]

The version I saw had Dennis Quaid trying to get his screenplay made into “movie 43”

[@bryanbaysinger2328]

I came here to say the same thing I was really confused about his review at first.

[@Pandiac]

Is there like two versions?

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

I never even knew there was a movie called, well, Movie 43! And I Guess its sort of an almost bad-ish comedy movie.

I have a cat who threatened my ex while spanking off to pics of me. I find the "Beezel" segment oddly relatable.

[@jeffbrehove2614]

The cinematic version had Dennis Quaid as a desperate sketch pitchman

[@lordphobius3876]

I actually forgot about the whole Dennis Quaid thing. Man I can't believe my friend dragged me to see this in theaters. This shitfest makes my List of movies I should have asked for a refund, 3 films total. This, Sucker Punch, and Twilight (Same asshole friend wanted me to go see Twilight and also Spike TV made it sound more action-y than what I got, didn't even know it was a book til after I sat through it.)

[@matt55800]

Wasn’t there like a whole part with Dennis Quaid pitching Movie 43 to a movie studio?

[@hanibalsjournal]

I think you and I saw a different cut of the film. I seem to remember Dennis Quaid pitching the movie to a studio and a producer saying “you’re fucking crazy,” the entire time. Honestly I think that’s funnier than the whole subplot about the brothers...

[@zerotaku]

There were 2 versions of the movie that released. The pitch with Dennis Quaid was presented in the US theatrical release while the one reviewed here was released in other countries and in the US blu-ray as the unrated alternate cut. The version with Dennis Quaid was much better and I think that Doug would have liked it more as well.

[@manueldelahoz]

I liked movie 43 , i saw the Dennis Quaid version . It is entertaining definitely more funny Than the last Adam Sandler's movies

[@deanlowdon8381]

Rhino Thunder I’m in England and I saw the the Dennis Quaid version, still awful though.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

matt55800 Yeah, that’s the version I saw. No kids trying to download the movie or whatever.

[@donaldnoviello390]

14:57 I don't know about everyone else, but I'm getting ipod human flashbacks from this.

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Who remembers the og thumbnail of this video?

[@SilverSkull144]

You should have said Food Fight costed $65 million.

[@thisaccountisembarrassingi4429]

Ehh, too obvious.

[@TheDudeHeyy]

I've only ever seen the Dennis Quaid and Greg Kinnear version, but based on this video, I think they made Movie 43 slightly more watchable.

[@nostalgicgamer4384]

trust me, the Dennis Quaid version was much better. I can not for the life of me find that version though!

[@TheDudeHeyy]

@@nostalgicgamer4384 I made my wife watch it not that long ago (because I'm a monster), it was on Netflix.

[@jamesgoldsmith499]

I didn't even know there were two versions and I was so confused by the kids sections

[@breadishandbuttery656]

There is a different version on netflix

[@nostalgicgamer4384]

@@breadishandbuttery656 American Netflix

[@jeromychavez6121]

The version I saw was with Dennis Quaid making like Ryan George and doing an extended Pitch Meeting... So out of it!

[@joshhale9355]

Honestly this movie doesn’t even feel like it exists.

[@graevly8066]

Oh weird, you’re watching a different version of the movie. I watched the one where the linking segments were of a crazy guy trying to pitch a bunch of ridiculous movie ideas instead of a bunch of kids trying to find it.

[@TheStarBot]

You where watching the Directors Cut

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

*watches last NC Review* Man, I can't wait to see what he reviews next week! *Nostalgia Critic: Movie 43* oh... oh no *edit: holy shit how did I get over 100 likes in an hour?

[@silentjoker45]

I still wonder why just.... WHY WAS THIS MOVIE MADE.

[@carltonpowell5313]

It’s ironic that Chloe Grace Moretz in this, because she would later do Carrie and the same sort of thing happens to her (Period).

[@antoniosalieri1048]

Was the movie bad?

[@carltonpowell5313]

Antonio Salieri no I don’t thinks so, I loved it, it was Relatable and I really cared for Carrie so I’d say it’s good 100%

[@saranemcova5448]

@@antoniosalieri1048 It kinda flopped. More mediocre than the first version of Carrie.

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@saranemcova5448 paint by numbers remake nothing original about it

[@wheezeardjack]

Ngl I got sad when Critic didn’t mention Stephen Merchant’s name

[@damnthishandleistaken]

I really hoped you'd reference Kick-Ass since Chloe Moretz and Christopher Mintz-Plasse are in the same scene

[@carltonpowell5313]

Awesome Guy yeah, ikr, he should cover that film

[@brandonk7949]

@@carltonpowell5313 agreed kickass is a awesome movie and he needs to review it.

[@connerlamb1715]

Yes he didn’t say anything about kick ass I was shocked

[@NeoConnor1]

I think I remembered a video he did in 2010 where he said he didn't like it.

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

The phrase "old school Twitter" reinforces my fear of getting old

[@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992]

This isn’t the first time Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet were in a movie together. They were also in Flushed Away.

[@dragonflylover2784]

I honestly prefer them in the movie that take place in a toilet then this movie

[@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992]

@@dragonflylover2784 well said

[@stefanm.734]

12:05 Yes, kryptonite bombs have been a thing in the past. It's in the cover story of Superman vol 1, issue 89. It opens with a small kryptonite bomb hitting Superman and knocking him out, and the entire premise of the comic is that Superman is frantically searching for a much larger bomb Luthor has placed in the city, set to go off in one hour.

[@DavidBaruffi]

Yeah, I watched the version with the Dennis Quaid and Greg Kinnear pitch instead of the Dark Web segments. Not that either one's an improvement but that sketch also didn't go anywhere.

[@SeanNurse]

Same, I saw this in theaters too with weird segments about threatening people to help them make a horrible movie, kind of meta too... Granted me and the girlfriend I had at the time also broke up shortly after seeing this movie together...

[@buckwild9168]

I thought I was insane because I saw the Dennis Quad version too. There is one joke in the Quad scene that makes me laugh.

[@JaySeraphon]

Movie 43 - the film that makes you ask "What Doth Life?"

[@robertsibigtroth9211]

Watched this last night for the first time in like 6 years hated it the first time. Last night I was laughing hysterically.

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

17:34 How to bury a Hollywood actor's career. (My absolute favourite joke from the Nostalgia Critic) 😂😂

[@danielpadilla6865]

I like the where is the proof skit lol

[@antihinduismisbased]

@Martin Ga more like "how to bury an actors career: fail at acting, do bad movies that tarnish your reputation, regardless of your political opinions."

[@TheCreepypro]

still would never watch glad I only experienced it here also Emma Stone was legitimately funny

[@shaylaknight1123]

TheCreepypro Suddenly "Cat woman"isn't the worst thing Halle Berry's been in

[@hitofgrace]

The period “sketch” was actually funny by itself. I’ve seen it on here and had no idea what it was from, so I think he’s right these would have worked as ridiculous internet sketches. Reminds me of those bad SNL movies where they try and stretch a normally 3min sketch in a full length movie. Completely missing it loses its novelty after a few mins.

[@eliza6178]

hitofgrace lol I had seen it too before I knew about this movie

[@Xenowolf8]

3:57 What normal people here: cloning you two What Pokémon fans here (including me): cloning Mewtwo

[@julieporter7805]

Trouncer825 Of which we know Doug is not one. 😉🤣

[@superrazor7617]

We all know how that went the first Time someone tried that…

[@ExceedAccel]

"I'll see you in chirch" is probably the funniest line. 🤣