City Skylines but I only have one tile

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Cities: Skylines is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area. They also work to manage various elements of the city, including its budget, health, employment, traffic, and pollution levels. It is also possible to maintain a city in a sandbox mode, which provides more creative freedom for the player.
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City Skylines but I only have one tile
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[@JimPickensCultist]

"If they go around the whole city, maybe they'll find something they enjoy" Yes, they'll find the Exit sign.

[@chrisi7127]

Good One, Ps2. Edward Flanders! I laughed a bit! Much Love, Chris.

[@wandauriel]

I love that little roast 😂

[@nickp1370]

Stupid Flanders! Awesome name btw!

[@VsAngeel]

HAI PS2 NEDWARD FLANDERS

[@Isosyth]

Someone get this man a white win spritzer.

[@cfarrell02]

That water tower in the industrial area was just poisoning the whole city the entire time...

[@TheRedMammoth]

I love that the second tornado managed to miss it too. coulda solved his problem without even realising it

[@Isosyth]

By Modest Mouse

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Thats Kevin for you. He will bring certain death to everyone around him even when he isnt trying to. For him its a sort of superpower, for everyone else is a curse.

[@andreasoberhauser8840]

Ohh man I was literally screaming into my phone for that problem 🤣🤣🤣

[@ltwheeze]

I was like… he’s gonna be shocked if he figures out the pollution map lol

[@jodammerungii6134]

The fact that the second tornado destroyed everything in that area BUT the cholera water tower is hysterical.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

(Can you guess the Movie based on the quote?) "But there hasn't been a case of Cholera in over 200 years, what are you looking for really?"

[@Drakith90]

@@BlackMoonHowls Alien 3.

[@caelumlynch8667]

When I was younger I didn't know you could buy more tiles so I unknowingly participated in this challenge

[@ForgottenPassword]

LOL

[@nickp1370]

Why, back in my day playing Simcity we didn't have to PAY for land! Lol I'm talking about the classic Simcity 2000 and 3000, not the crappy newer ones... Good times! 👍

[@NachiWrld]

@@nickp1370 new simcity is better then the old one.... Just because its old doesnt mean its better.This one has better features then when it was old

[@Terminallyposessed]

Y'all can stop replying to this now, idgaf about your opinions, so I'm erasing what I said so you'll all stop bothering me damn

[@magnav6797]

@@Terminallyposessed Yknow when they release in an actual working state 😅

[@mandymay21]

i died when the ambulances immediately started hauling ass as soon as he built the hospitals 😂 same comedic timing as when the long line of cows couldn't fit into the staff room and just immediately turned around and marched back to the entrance in Planet Coaster 😂

[@Vyansya]

Omg i remember the cows 😭 that was so funny

[@March-yx4yz]

Just went and watched that video, sooo funny thank you!

[@wetsocks811]

The cows 😂😭

[@geronimoocampo74]

Can I get the title of the cows video? I'd love to watch that lmao

[@jaydub2546]

@@geronimoocampo74 just search planet coaster on his channel

[@skaldplays]

dying at the fact that kevin never found the water tower near the jug which was causing all the sickness problems...and then second tornado missed it by like two tiles

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Cant really blame him for that. He was actually trying this time around, not just staring at the chaos he unfolded. Ruining things is just as natural as breathing for Kevin, hes new to this whole "trying to do good" thing. Its to be expected that he would be a bit slow at it the first time and that he would destroy more that he helps. You know how it goes with him. One step forward, two steps backwards and all.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 "Can't blame him"? He put a water tower in a place that he showed like five times was heavily polluted, and even mentioned at some point that you couldn't even see the factories but you could see the smog, and this caused the citizens to be sick, and his solution? Shit down the Eco Water Pipes which were already leaving clean water behind since, y'know, that's the whole point, they don't leave unclean sewage in the water, to replace them with water treatment plants, which do the same thing, but are more expensive, deal with less sewage at a time, and cause ground pollution instead of being entirely clean.

[@Carrottastic]

At least the tornado knows how to commit to the bit

[@whannabi]

@@Carrottastic it's a paid actor so yeah

[@humanbean4037]

The water was poisoned before he built that tho wasn’t it?

[@samuelhammons2528]

I love how Kevin was so focused on fixing the sewage when the problem was caused by the water tower he put right next to the factories.

[@ichshi]

Kevin is really a city planning genius

[@tomtomi93]

At this point he is Genius off all thing genius

[@Arthur-_--lv5km]

👀

[@bones0013]

yes

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@tomtomi93 he's a genius at being a genius

[@zjemcipsa4707]

I'd LOVE to live there!!

[@guy_who_games]

Kevin poisoning his entire water supply 2 minutes in was such a KZbin

[@TheNickjhaight]

This comment is also a total KZbin!

[@Erin-000]

@@TheNickjhaight XD

[@mickys8065]

Such profanity! You should be ashamed

[@TheNickjhaight]

@@mickys8065 I can't help it KZbin! What do you think I am, some kind of filthy KZbin?

[@TheVacaySpot]

It didn’t work

[@melnewdemon4873]

I love how this is supposed to be a space challenge and kevin somehow makes his city too big to function right at the start.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It went from being a one tile challenge to a "dont let your city self-destroy" challenge real quick. Which is actualy for the better, cause making a semi-funtional city is quite the challenge for Kevin, bigger that any other he could come up with. So maybe this wasnt a huge success seeing it by itself, but comparing to every other city Kevin built, i think we can all agree this was an absolute win. Not for the people of the city of course, but it was for Kevin for sure.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 I think you you forgot about Fecktopia... 3, I think? The one which segregated the poor from the rich. Because it was pretty similar to this, but a part of it was ACTUALLY good. Of course, that part was sustained by people paying taxes and being provided no services and having to drink their own sewage, but it beat this.

[@JhericFury]

I'm imagining a real world version where they accidentally build the sewage pipe backwards and have to dig trenches

[@jennifervan75]

In either Florida,Poland,Ohio or Russia.

[@mollytaylor8122]

@jennifervan75 The sewage line direction doesn't matter in Florida because everyone is already living in a complimentary marshland of poop water!

[@Interknetz]

@@jennifervan75 Ah, Florida, most popularly known as "Poop Jug"

[@BallonEEE.]

Ww1 trenchfoot

[@DustyHoney]

@@jennifervan75 You missed California. I could definitely see that here.

[@BlizzardWizzard]

My child died at elementary school, but now that the mayor added another bridge I'd say I'm satisfied with his performance.

[@TheHutchy01]

Who cares about the new bridge, he just put a bouncy castle in, it makes the kids dying of cholera acceptable really

[@astronaut_music]

1:17

[@GhostHelwig]

I love that the air itself attacked by five minutes in, as if the city needed help to suffer. 😂 Seriously though, I love this series. It’s always hilarious.

[@JacktheRah]

The elements were quite literally against Kevin.

[@r3stl3ss]

m. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening"

[@r3stl3ss]

@@JacktheRah he's like a reverse Avatar

[@VsAngeel]

I know right? 😂

[@CallMe_Ohio]

There are more cities skylines videos?!

[@Styxer1008]

Kevin made a Monopoly board from Hell. Classic.

[@tofastninj9747]

Go directly to jail. If you pass go do not collect 200 tons of sewage.

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

@@tofastninj9747 Kevin: but actually though please take our sewage!

[@Vlipper12]

I love how normally he destroys his cities, but when he tried so hard to make it nice, two tornadoes hit

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Thats just the luck of the Kevin. If he doesnt naturally destroy what he builts, the games will do it for him.

[@12uniflew]

Kevin as a fellow irish comrade should mention there is a mod called AutoBulldoze which automatically gets rid of abandoned buildings.

[@A_Biscuit]

If there's enough demand for building in the zone an abandoned building is in it will eventually get reused and upgraded (unless it's historic). Although there's a small devaluation in land value whilst it sits abandoned, with extra crime being created (arsonists and homeless). For rubble, there's an emergency response building included with the Natural Disasters DLC that sends out helicopters to search for survivors, lessening the wave of death, which turns rubble back into liveable land. Disasters and fires aside, the best method for preventing abandoned buildings in the first place is with good quality city planning! The mod is of course good for beginners, but won't stop long-term planning errors. Final word: There really ought to be a charge for manual bulldozing and the developers could explain the mechanics better. Happy building, friends. 👍🏻

[@spykkielee7627]

"I just wasted tax payer money and they didn't get any service that they need" Wow, Kevin, that's like 4k realism level of politics!

[@robonator2945]

it's missing the part where people identify a problem that he caused/contributed-to, and then suggest giving him more power to fix it. (gotta say, I find it immensely funny that people are *_still_* arguing 'voting with your wallet is a MYTH, we *_need_* government action!' meanwhile Bud Light's sales are down 30% and all of it's sister companies are down around 10% in under a year because of a *_single_* frankly pretty beneign, if ill-concieved given their market demographic, move. If the rednecks can do *_that,_* why can't you?)

[@ManicMama.]

It's so weird for Kevin to actually put emergency services in a convenient location so they can reach everyone. Usually he doesn't put any at all lol

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He was actually making an effort for the first time. Sure, there were still tons of deads and he never figured out how to fix the water problem he caused (or how trains work), but is still a huge inprovement in how he usually does things. From anyone else point of view this would be the most corrupt city in the world, for Kevin is the most funtional city he has ever been involved in. Of course, those two staments arent mutually exclusive, so make of that what you will.

[@bunnycat5552]

Kevin: i've connected them to the power grid the city: you didn't connect shit Kevin, looking straight into the camera while a tornado is in the background: i've connected them

[@sammykenny]

A ghoul boys meme?? In a Kevin comment section? I love it

[@melissachaloner6308]

The horror music playing when Kevin started to build ,the game knows Kevin’s gameplay well lol 😂

[@VoxVocisCruora]

"We're saved from my incompetence" Kevin says as he places the Water Tower that will single-handedly cause most of his problems for the entire rest of the video.

[@P0PE418]

I like the idea of the secretary running into the mayor’s office like “there’s been a tornado mr mayor!” and the mayor’s like “yea, i’m aware” sipping coffee and reading the newspaper while houses get ripped apart out the window behind him

[@ascent3820]

2:52, the moment he doomed the city to a lifetime of sickness

[@RawrMeansIDontLoveU]

Lol "we're saved from my incompetence."

[@sergentsnugglemuffin1543]

@@RawrMeansIDontLoveUdeath is more merciful than living in craptown

[@keithkeith675]

​@@RawrMeansIDontLoveU 17th

[@rozu7772]

Time to watch this city planning genius do his thing!

[@grisvonlada68]

It stressed me out so much that he never noticed the water tower, placed riiight next to the poop jug, causing his water supply to be contaminated. And the tornado just missed it 🥲

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Do they HAVE to be separated for you to enjoy them? Exclusively?

[@maxe_mini]

@@BlackMoonHowls dawg??? Whats with the hostility? They're just making a lighthearted comment. Are you having a bad day?

[@Kawatsume]

@@maxe_mini The only hostility they have is their hostility towards peas and carrots

[@Jules-69lol]

@@maxe_mini I'm pretty sure he's joking

[@Jack-px8lf]

​​@@maxe_mini ur more hostile ironically i mean idk shit just reads different online like it dont read hostile to me

[@shawnrobertson844]

The hilarious part is that, in real life, being on an island basically makes you specifically immune to tornadoes. God really does have it out for Kev

[@JudithARobinson]

The fleet of ambulances pouring out of the hospital, the second it was placed, was amazing😂

[@shanecraig3207]

I wonder how chaotic Kevin's gameplay can get

[@shanecraig3207]

Thanks 4 all the likes!

[@RichardCox0]

Kevin's chaotic nature goes beyond description I think

[@shanecraig3207]

@@RichardCox0 true

[@steveharvey2102]

Was that a challenge, mayhapps? If not. Could we pretend it was? More chaos is nice :)

[@shanecraig3207]

@@steveharvey2102 idk

[@hanpan94]

The tiny water tower next to the poop jug is causing all the pollution 🙈

[@lynx3873]

It’s driving me nuts that he didn’t see it for so long…

[@bondjames5792]

@@lynx3873 he never saw it lol

[@er00ic]

Kevin: Places water tower on highly polluted land. Also Kevin: Why is everyone sick?

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

35:20 Kevin building the hospital, and immediately 50 ambulances come flying out like it's the ending to The Blues Brothers XD It's as if the paramedics were all like, "Oh fuck, finally! GOGOGOGOGO!"

[@artgurusauce]

"NO, NOT THE GRAVEYARD! THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!" You can never be too sure.

[@ally_]

"Those people were sick and dying, I didnt want them anymore." Spoken like a true mayor 😌

[@mortenandersen3764]

If your wondering why everyone was sick. It was properly the water tower next to the industri area He built close to the start

[@manologamerss5801]

Business: "We don't have enough customers" Kevin: I'll take that as a good thing.

[@alexusduncan3198]

Kevin, no amount of sick civilians or tornado damage can take away from your exceptional mayor city skyline building genius.

[@wandauriel]

My favourite type of challenge with Kevin! I can't wait! 3:07 the whole text didn't even made it on the screen down there 😂 Kevin tried to hide it!

[@plumbobby1309]

39:34 kevin being just abruptly cut of here caught me off guard and made me laugh for 5 full minutes. the terror in his voice makes it golden

[@chatae9599]

I can’t tell if it was an accident during editing or intentional but I love it too

[@QilleWolf]

There was so much emotion in that “no NO *NO!”* when the second tornado hit, poor Kevin 😂 (edit: 45:14)

[@celerry]

i absolutely love concepts like this, your minecraft one chunk series was what got me back into the game

[@gretchenlents1798]

Thank you for all you do! I love watching and rewatching your videos everyday:)

[@thepebble265]

You know he gets paid for it right?

[@Menno_3]

@@thepebble265 And now he gets paid more. What's your issue?

[@gretchenlents1798]

@@thepebble265 I wanted to show my appreciation with a little extra:) Hopefully he can buy a snack with it.

[@unlxck3255]

@@thepebble265 You know you sometimes just need to shut up right?

[@EdgyShooter]

@@gretchenlents1798 Absolutely love this reasoning, think I too may give Kevin some snack money!

[@penguinmaster7]

the fact that the last tornado was almost maximum intensity is proof that games sometimes work against you on purpose

[@jakenewitt]

Whatever game it may be Kevin always seems to turn into a powerful dictator.

[@akuma2918]

One step closer to the real life one chunk challenge. Nice to see Kevin :D

[@thingimabob0]

Kevin calling the whole plot cursed after not connecting the sewage oml

[@acanadian80]

Kevin is a city planning and sewage genius

[@fiddlestyxVR]

Kevin: *creates a large, extremely flat landmass, the worst kind of area for a tornado* Also Kevin: "WHY IS THIS THE MOST VOLATILE AREA?"

[@TOADSTO0L]

the fact that it didnt take long for the horror music to start shows how amazing this town was

[@leiathrix]

Seeing titles like this one makes me wish for Kevin and Ambiguousamphibian to collab EVEN MORE ✨🙏

[@Erin-000]

I'd LOVE that!!!!!!! aa all the way

[@SmolPotatowo]

I straight up thought it was a AA video until I opened it. I was not disappointed.

[@dolllhands]

Alternate title for this video: Kevin creates any American city ever

[@yisyis]

I really enjoy it when Kevin actually tries to play a game somewhat the right way. it´s still chaotic but in a chaotic neutral way not chaotic evil. but maybe thats just me because I get too emotionally attachted to npcs so i never try to harm anyone xD and seeing Kevin go on a rampage in every game is taking a toll on my nerves

[@MotherofThePearls]

There's something so surreal about the sentence "alright, people, you've won yourself a hospital!"

[@pangle9070]

I love how water is the one resorse he has lots of and immediately ruins it

[@lostlake4621]

Every game Kevin plays he somehow manages to make it so much more chaotic and hilarious then it's original purpose

[@griffin7452]

These managment type games suit Kevin so much. Absolute chaos and it's hilarious.

[@JimPickensCultist]

This is the future of Kevin Island from WorldBox.

[@danteeightsix9069]

I wonder how many games Kevin has now in his collection. It's probably somewhere in the range of yes.

[@kierenmiles6635]

I was thinking more in the range of perhaps

[@RepeatedFails]

The ambulance scene is like the punchline to a 30 minute joke about a horrible mayor and one of my favorite moments now on this channel

[@Redaction1212]

Kevin is indeed a city planning and sewage genius

[@kid_umi]

ive been watching alot of kevin's cities skylines vids and the fact he actually knows how to play is wild, i cant figure it out XD

[@thepissedoffrobot]

I've been hooked on this game for years.

[@smuggen]

Kevin was joking about the “blowing the hurricane away” but i’m pretty sure a Florida Man tried to rile people up to shoot at a hurricane😭

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

It happened I believe with Florence?

[@spartin1173]

Oh you innocent soul you think that only happened once? And you say tried but people actually did more than once an expert literally made a thing explaing that those bullets eventually come back because its a circular motion and more than one sheriff’s office posted something along the lines of please do not

[@ManMan006]

MORE CITY SKYLINES!!! I love it when you play these kinds of games. Always lovin what you do Kevin!

[@lerioo]

Still watching it but.. will he ever notice the water tower in the most polluted part of the city? hahah

[@snes90]

Hahaha! 😂 Haha... 🙂 Ha... ha... 🥲 ...ha 😭

[@bikerteen]

I've been watching Kevin for 4 years and that is the first time I've heard a flaw in the audio editing. Truly impressive.

[@poppytoad911]

It's really cool to watch Kevin play this game with the goal of actually helping his city for once! I would love to see him play more of this!

[@michae1296]

For the trains, you need to select the “allow intercity trains” option when you click on the station

[@dawnsunrise754]

Love the editing in this video. The effects, music, sound effects all just make the jokes hit right, 10/10

[@annfranksus1531]

Kevin would probably appreciate the "automatic bulldoz" mod. I would also recommend 'move it'

[@S-CCCC]

Ooh nearly an hour of cities skylines, thank you! I love these

[@snes90]

I gotta say, Kevin really tied a hand behind his back for this one between starting out too big and making everyone sick with the water tower placement. But in spite of that, his city functioned! And grew! He's truly a genius beyond my mortal comprehension.

[@XXX_s3xhaver69_XXX]

“I am a bit weird when I play games” 2 seconds in and I know it’s gonna be a long video 😂😂(couldn’t agree more btw)

[@saskiavanderwesthuizen]

Love the Cities: Skylines playthroughs

[@LunaWitcherArt]

That tornado attack unironically made me understand the situation in places like Puerto Rico

[@Keanine]

I liked the touch of adding the crisis city music during the tornado, and it was specifically the tornado part of the music too!

[@katpirarate962]

Not much for health and safety, but I respect the dedication to trying to improve the transit in the city

[@ufoludDziad]

kevin is slowly growing to be a new kind of genius.. they grow up so fast

[@anneclase9282]

A dream come true. Almost an hour of one of my favorite CMK games

[@jimmypetrock]

Genius mate you should do more of this

[@gingermallow]

I finally get to see the origins of my favorite sports team, the Kevintropolis Poop Juggers! Go team!

[@laurac.4874]

Kevin being a terrifying tyrant is the reason i am here

[@nicolaszenho6320]

i love these longer videos, you should definitely keep doing them!

[@olivierlajoie8891]

Probably one of my favorite Cities Skylines video, with the Ireland ones! Thank you Kevin for the fun time watching it

[@flowerfloc]

Recently watched older city skyline vids of Kevin... this is gonna be fun

[@klaudiso]

Kevin blowing on the tornado killed me...i didn't expect that LOL

[@kareneka_]

Loving these 40+ mins videos, Kevin! Keep it up!

[@volkskoll806]

Legit! The best city Kevin has done in cities skylines so far. Amazing job! Congrats !!!!

[@Retro_Faeryie]

Kevin is a city planning genius!!

[@loveinspired3403]

I forget how confusing this game can be for new players. Very entertaining to watch you try to figure it out lol

[@Sorishon]

Sad part is, that it's not his first time playing it xD

[@BillyNole]

Kevin - wants to build The game - horror music

[@guilhermevoges1917]

these videos always make me go back to playing city skylines

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin building something is something that doesnt happen too often, destroying things on the other hand...

[@cecil2742]

I don't agree lol he constantly is building .. .. To destroy it horrifically.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@cecil2742 This is a sort of middle ground. Kevin builts things, but he builts them so poorly they eventually self-destruct. Though being fair with him, most of the destroying this time around was by the tornado. And for once he wasnt even responsable for the tornado apearance, he was only complicit in sitting to watch it destroy the city instead of doing anything to limit it (im assuming theres must be a way to partially stop the tornado from destroying everything, otherwise the game is just screwing you over).

[@dylantomlinson218]

"why did I build it all just to suffer" because Kevin you angered Jim pickings with good things and making people happy

[@__13__Characters___]

4:57 love the use of the crisis city soundtrack with the tornado hitting. Beautiful!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@grousewithakeyboard]

That tornado at the end was harsh!

[@becauseforeverended8861]

Kevin again proving he is a professional city engineer and architect

[@ChadTasteInMusic420]

Who else thinks he should have more subscribers? Kevin always puts out the best and most consistent content imo.

[@VultureSkins]

Over 3mil is nothing to sneeze at lol

[@Velvetx4cove]

I get what you mean, but *3Mil* isn't a lot? Also, be careful conflating (self)worh with infinite numbers and popularity.

[@TheNickjhaight]

I agree, he should have more. I always love Kevin's content.

[@Mega-Brick]

I agree, but in my experience KZbinrs lose their touch when they get too many subscribers.

[@TheNickjhaight]

@@Mega-Brick I have no doubt that that does happen a very often. That being said, I have very little experience following youtubers (of any kind) and I suspect that the "better" youtubers (the ones that are at least as interested in entertaining people as they are in making money) wouldn't fall into that trap but again, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Ultimately, I guess my main point is that I believe in the dear leader Kevin. All Hail Kevin.

[@Bradyboy3211]

This video caused me to go watch all your previous city skyline videos. And now this one twice. I forgot how much fun and how funny it is to watch Kevin build and self sabotage while making a city.

[@emperorblackman5710]

This may be the hardest Kevin has worked on a city, watching him frantically zoom back and forth and put out fires has just been absolutely great.

[@rrodey2015]

I love that no matter how straight Kevin tries to be, chaos always follows no matter what