I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife

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BitLife: Life Simulator, or simply called BitLife, (known as BitLifeApp on social media) is a text-based simulator video game originally made for iOS by developer Candywriter. The game utilizes a text-based format to try and create a somewhat accurate simulator while still having a strong level of playability. The objective of the game is to live a digital life without struggles and difficulties, depicted with cartoons and humorous scenarios.
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Call Me Kevin
I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife
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[@brocksells197]

Kevin gets to be a cult leader ONE time in BitLife and it is probably his most successful life he's ever had. Why am I not surprised

[@mage1439]

And in the proud tradition of the Great Leader, he's a complete karma houdini.

[@wesleyfilms]

It’s like poetry.

[@throwaway5511]

I love you, Sly Cooper profile pic

[@Potato_Tomato-od2lz]

What about thug/shrek life? They had over 10000000 dollars

[@thelegioncollective]

Noice to see other Sly Raccoon fans.

[@gabrieljean2097]

Being able to make a cult is proof bitlife devs want Kevin to play their game

[@gundar-x1p]

Bitlife without Kevin: Bitlife with Kevin:

[@blkophelia]

SERIOUSLY cause I've been begging for Kevin in BitLife space and nothing but the minute there's a cult update 30 minute video

[@nawtysp00ky]

or is it.. ?

[@nawtysp00ky]

​@@blkopheliawhaa

[@rinlaster2942]

If so, THEY SHOULDN'T DEPLETE MY EVERYTHING WHEN I CHOOSE CALL ME KEVIN ON HUG A KEVIN DAY

[@Fl0werjpg]

well hey, he’s already done it in the sims, and he’s already done it in real life, may as well keep it real and do it in bitlife as well

[@NicolianBehn]

Glory to the cult

[@Fl0werjpg]

@@NicolianBehn Akevin🙏🏻

[@InfamousRevolver]

@@Fl0werjpg🙏

[@NaniPSD]

Akevin 🫡

[@deselbypt1]

Akevin 🫡

[@InfamousRevolver]

Kevin, after how many cults you have formed, I don’t think your leadership should count as terrible, more like deranged and sinister.

[@riveramnell143]

That’s true; his experience and competency in being a cult leader must count for something. Praise the Dear Leader!

[@RuneDrageon]

Just one more and 'inevitable' must be added as well.

[@SavontPlayz]

is it wierd that i am kinda joining in his cult

[@RuneDrageon]

No, it is expected. Now put on this robe, take a candle and wait in line like everyone else @@SavontPlayz.

[@riveramnell143]

@@SavontPlayz Welcome. Praise the Dear Leader!

[@friendlyneighborhoodcombine]

Kevin wanted to start a cult, in Bitlife, so much he didn't even bother to properly get his setup ready, sounds like Kevin.

[@rainbowsupernova86]

We're all in agreement that Kevin is now known as Big Daddy Chaos, right?

[@SweetdistractionEdits]

Okay then

[@arima_song]

That's okay with me

[@riveramnell143]

Yes, I agree.

[@simonmalmstrom9593]

Hail!

[@Robotic_Boi]

Big daddy chaos

[@rosefromtitanic2264]

You KNOW the devs added this because Kevin hadn’t put out a bitlife video in a while

[@Spenstarr]

Last name Come Back First name Kevin

[@katrinasmith219]

Kevin's determination to throw away all of his money at the casino in EVERY game of bit life is honestly impressive.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I do believe at one point he actually thought he could duplicate his money using the casino, but now he just enjoys actively giving them his money. Hell, it has come to the point the amount he throws away its proportional to the amount he wins. If he didnt bet millons away he would have become a multimillonarie easily. The ganbling addiction is too strong. Cant really blame him honestly. The casino simply wouldnt survive without him, its his civic duty to donate all his lifes savings to them.

[@owenbridgers]

It’s sorta upsetting for me personally to keep watching it

[@stevenclark1662]

​@@owenbridgersthe casino isn't as upsetting to me as the "Big Bank Loan" he gets in many other games. It's truly a Rollercoaster watching his stuff.

[@arcofspira]

Bitlife: introduces cults Kevin: It's like...I was made for this

[@jonnemopola7245]

Or it was made for him!

[@Record_Scratch]

DJ Pound straight up murking the battle-ready cultists after they land the most pathetic of hits, and then running away had me crying from laughing.

[@manologamerss5801]

Especially after Kevin went "With what army? I basically have an army" and then DJ Pound turned out to be a one-man army.

[@mage1439]

Kevin's changing the entire gaming landscape now. Games are just making being a cult leader a default choice.😂

[@Feral_Bog_Witch]

Ah christ, he's finally been kidnapped by Jim, this setup is clearly a cry for help

[@linaindahouse]

Glad someone said sth. But where is Kevin?! 😂

[@Feral_Bog_Witch]

@@linaindahouse It's unclear, but we can be fairly certain the location is several miles underground

[@chez_lady]

I'm super liking the face cam!! Having the live reactions are amazing!! You're awesome, Kev. Thanks for all the hard work you put in to your videos!

[@JustCallMeEm.]

It's very kind of nostalgic call me kevin haha brings back the 2018-20 CMK vibes

[@drakemore7784]

Ever since I saw that cult upgrade, I knew Kevin would have to play this and can't wait to see what chaos he comes up with.

[@Aroacerat]

Chaos? As in.. Chaos Welsh? :0

[@Mr.JimPickens]

Kevin and bitlife. Always an amazing combination.

[@arishanikka9974]

Sister Carly probably wasn't too happy with the man that she was gathering info for decade and he just walked away free 😂

[@RedBoko2017]

His stepdad at 0:34 is actually Jim Pickens in a clever disguise, our dear leader senses a great member of the cult and wants to watch over his development

[@rrealism_]

Mad excited to see Kevin with another bitlife video :D

[@SarahLaffey]

I have missed your BitLife videos so much. Welcome back, King. Let's see how many times you escape prison.

[@a-3841]

"Can I run for president? No, criminal record." So, uh, it turns out...

[@Civiicendi]

I specifically sorted by new comments to find someone saying this

[@Eisthebest2007]

Day 280 of asking Kevin to play lego pirates of the Caribbean

[@aaronp7436]

I've been playing this update for a few weeks. The "(blank) died while accusing the you of (blank)" is a repeat issue. Also, I had a cult member die, then he quit the cult, then he came back the next year to threaten me, my cult killed him, and he came back the next year, we killed him, etc etc, kept repeating every single year until my death. Additionally, they'll insult themselves. The guy who kept dying and coming back, Brother Diego, held a sign saying, "Brother Diego is a simpleton" or something like that. There's a lot of problems with that update, oh and they added onlyfans. Also, another issue with the cults is that, when you're looking for people to live at your commune, sometimes the years they've been loyal to the cult will be longer than the cult has existed, or longer than you, or they, have been alive. Sometimes by decades.

[@stevenclark1662]

You'd think you'd lose your cult to the guy who comes back to life every year. You must have pulled some awesome stuff from behind your followers ears.

[@aaronp7436]

@stevenclark1662 Yes, I pulled plane tickets from behind their ears annually so they could join me in rallies.

[@channel45853]

Brother Diego keeps pulling a Doctor Strange on you

[@susanab7]

Hands up if you're a part of Kevin's cult 😂🙋

[@Fl0werjpg]

so proud to see our kevin using his talents to multipurpose🥰💗

[@angelicagothenberg4895]

The absolute rollercoaster of emotions I went through when Leader Kenneth disappeared and subsequently was found was insane.

[@kimberleywarren5785]

I hope this is a sign for more Bitlife videos to come! I wanna see Kevin explore the black market.

[@MeeMeeCandy777]

And then Kevin goes to jail and escape as per usual

[@beegod255]

Day *754* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@elixour]

I hope he doesn’t (i’m feeling evil today)

[@AlanG58]

It's still more plausible than Scientology.

[@MrWooaa]

I cant tell if cults are overpowered in this game or if Kevin is just super good at cults.

[@elisgeorge2420]

Love seeing the facecam back! I know it doesn't seem like a bog change but seeing your live reaction to things makes jokes hit so much harder. Really loved this video!

[@marceloasensiofilho3833]

I am just eager to see Kevin playing the next Landlord pack for the Sims 4

[@johnmarston7323]

Day 536 of asking Kevin to play Batman: The Telltale Series episode 2

[@jessebrown1996]

As soon as I saw this update I just hoped and prayed Kevin would do a video on it. Clearly this cult is the greatest as my prayers were actually answered.

[@jordan53187]

I wanna see Kevin play bitlife once while actually making good financial decisions. Sadly I know such a day will never come. 😂😂

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

hey, of all the times he's ever played blackjack in this game, he's won two whole times in my memory! if i ignore every other game he's played, that's what i call a 100% success rate

[@alicea.3218]

Oh, new setup! Also Kevin looks really good in this wool jacket!

[@my.sweetiee]

AESPA ARMAGEDDON MENTIONED🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@daileeshippy5925]

Ah, yes. Another scheduled cult classic

[@josoldino2670]

I just rewatched all the old BitLife videos two days ago, and now he drops a new one? I'm convinced our dear leader really is magical!

[@MKCyborg]

It's fitting that one of Kevin's most successful Bitlives is when he was a cult leader

[@badluck9749]

Kevin's inability to win in casino is always humorous.

[@paczal6157]

The fact that a clown masked cult leader would be better for Hungary than the current leadership is both hilarious and sad😂

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Turns out Kevin is better at being a cult leader in real life than bitlife :)

[@Eszti1218]

To be fair Chaos Walsh becoming the prime minister of Hungary wouldn't be any worse than what we currently have.

[@CarlosThadeu]

25:03 A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS? (ngl when kevin said "a platypus" I was like "what if it's named perry? they love their references)

[@Chinesenigro]

2:18 kevin thought we wouldn't find the batman dialogue

[@ContinuedOak]

I’ve been waiting for this video ever since the cult update!!!

[@dinofun8063]

Same

[@ContinuedOak]

@@dinofun8063 I’m so happy he did!

[@ayushnayak8746]

At the beginning parts of video: Oh you was sent to Principal's office, can I attack him too? 🤣🤣🤣

[@belughlegosi]

I wish the sims team was as responsive as the bitlife team. They see what fans like and they do it

[@mferreiraluiza]

Yesss i've been waiting for this!! The Bitlife devs know you so well Kev, this was made for you

[@ShockedCaucasian]

Ive been having a shitty day and this really brightened it up! Thanks Kev, Love your content.

[@lizabee7791]

Honestly when I saw the cult expansion my first thought was “they’re just doing this for Kevin aren’t they?”

[@MigattenoBlakae]

“Walsh is a good name.” Unfortunately, it has been forever tainted by a certain “Matt.” That guy is such a gremlin lol

[@lexlayton7966]

Yeah, Veep was really ruined by that Gremlin

[@justinderueda2202]

Aw man, can't believe he didn't name himself Jim Pickens. But its alright, new Bitlife video. Hahaha

[@nucleargandhi3759]

Love how he just immediately locks in the Scientology strats with the money method

[@MissContraire...]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR AFTER THE UPDATE CAME OUT!!🥳❤ Absolutely love your content Kevin, keep it up!

[@lucifursanarchy5202]

I’ve been a Bitizen for years now. I absolutely love the humor in it and 100% love the fact that you are playing it to be a cult leader 😂

[@A_Rainworld_Fan.]

Is the bitizen pass really worth 10$? Im thinking of buying it.

[@joycesummer3818]

​@@A_Rainworld_Fan.Nooooo...

[@flowerfloc]

I've been waiting for a new bitlife so long!! and Kevin playing as a cult Leader makes me so happy!

[@kellyg6206]

I absolutely lovebeing able to see Kevin's facial expressions while he plays! Awesome video!

[@lostmoon3687]

As soon as I saw this dlc was available in the game I thought to myself: How long until Kevin notices this? And how long will it take him to cause chaos with it?

[@thecomfyshirt]

I’ve been playing with the new cult update and I gotta say the first thing I thought when I started it up was “did they make this just for Kevin?”

[@Jay-hh1yb]

Do one for the Spy update

[@richardmarkov2375]

Kevin is literally the #1 KZbinr for bitlife, the Devs even watch his gameplay 😂 he has influenced the game more then anyone

[@gladfridge]

I’ve missed your bitlife videos!! And your setup is wonderful!!! Also love the sweater❤ thank you for bringing me joy on a sad day :)

[@Brash_Candicoot]

Is your mic broken, kevin?

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Think you should change the channel name to 'Big Daddy Kevin' or make another channel with that name :)

[@Disasterclese]

Ha ha ha ha! "Yeah we might need an armory pretty soon." One of the most ominous sentences I've ever heard.

[@tiititaavi]

I want to see Kevin play Cultist Simulator

[@murkyswaters]

It’s great having a cult leader who actually I agree with

[@MorglortheMangler]

When I saw that Kevin made another video where he is a cult leader my serotonin levels skyrocketed, all hail Kevin our great leader!!!

[@cult_of_ari]

It's about time that Bitlife made Jim Pickens Simulator!

[@SKOL-ton]

Kev has had more setups in the last two years than he has had cult members

[@Wh173c0c0]

It happened in Sims, and now it's happened in Bitlife: Game devs are changing their games based on the chaotic playstyle of this one pasty Irish lad.

[@CodexSan]

Hey Kevin! I love your videos, and watch it all the time! 😂😂😂😂😂 (yeah, it's an old reference)

[@icybutterflyqueen]

Oh hey, a bitlife video, not an often video

[@V0X6666]

Hehe

[@Luuuuuuuisaaaaaaaaa]

Where do I sign, dear feckless leader? 9:05

[@greekgeek8284]

Clearly Kevin is the Bitlife devs’ special little boy, and no wonder. He probably funnels so much traffic to their app, I’d been playing Bitlife for years before I even knew Kevin existed, but every so often I’ll go through a lull in playing, and even when I’m watching Kevin play games other than Bitlife, the Pavlovian association is so strong it can be enough to break the lull

[@ghqsty9342]

The cult must expand for the dear leader

[@brandonwithnell612]

that random dj just kept coming back and murdering cult members i want to hear his story lol

[@GrainneSheridan]

It’s always a good day when Kevin uploads bitlife

[@DylanPollard2010]

I watched your videos in BitLife lol

[@AricShadowDragon]

Kevin's cult leading abilities are to never be doubted XD

[@suntunmistocar9682]

i liked the video just because you had the binding of isaac on the background in the first seconds

[@Mango.Bandicoot]

I love how Kevin gets any money and immediately puts it all on blackjack and loses.

[@Haloooomg]

Is it just a coincidence that I got a bit life ad?😂

[@ninavonbastian-brzezinska1972]

Old cult members, please like this comment if you want Dear Leader (Jim Pickens) to come back in BitLife form. And, Big Daddy Chaos, please listein to what we need.

[@dcflake5645]

Unrealistic. Kevin is a great cult leader in real life.

[@americanmaniac8861]

i played accidentally one the lottery and got 8 mil started a cult with about 100,000 people then died trying to mug a guy with a lightsaber also i unalived about 42 people in that bit life life

[@Emmetlovesredvelvet13]

YAAAAAAAASSS FINALLY

[@Ohnothetableits]

Scientology got exposed, and now this game, just perfect lol

[@IQuittednow]

1:06 relatable

[@vanillababie]

i heard that ace attorney music at 8:05 and 11:02 IMMEDIATELY

[@rosefromtitanic2264]

Fun fact when I was in 6th grade I went around recruiting kids for what I called “the cult of weirdo’s” it was defo a cult and after one day we had almost 200 kids in it

[@HumanHuman-fe8rc]

One time my 3rd cousin had to fake her death and border hop to get away from a cult. Good times

[@Brianna9577]

They definitely made that update for you kevin 💯

[@InvalidVoidzz]

I knew kevin would come back to bitlife for the cult update, it was just a waiting game

[@theRealJimothy]

Ah yes, we finally got a Kevin blog from his everyday life.

[@flowerfloc]

i love that the editor made the ad in bitlife the ad kevin made for appnana lmao

[@nanmuncher]

I LOVE YOU KEVINNNN

[@miss_daaé]

kevin you could never be a terrible cult leader pls ❤