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4 жыл бұрын

South Park begs the City Wok Guy to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
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EXT. CITY WOK - DAY
Establishing over a CHINESE MUSIC STING.
INT. CITY WOK - DAY
All the parents, and the Mayor of South Park, are in City
Wok speaking towards camera-
MAYOR
And so, we want YOU to design and build
a great wall - all around the city.
REVERSE to reveal The City Wok guy standing behind the
counter of his restaurant.
CITY WOK
I don't build walls! I just own and
operate City Wok!
KYLE'S FATHER
We just think that you're the best
person to put up a wall, we're sure
you've got it in your blood.
CITY WOK
Ohhh I get it! Just because I Chinese
you fink I can build a wall! That is
bullshit! I'm not a stereotype, okay?!
Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I
go around building walls! I'm just a
normal person like all of you, I eat
rice and drive really slow - JUST LIKE
THE REST OF YOU - I'M not a stereotype!
STAN'S MOTHER
Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.
STAN'S FATHER
Your ancestors put up a great wall that
kept Mongolians out for thousands of
years. We know you can do it for us.
EXT. GREAT WALL OF SOUTH PARK - DAY
The City Wok owner is on top of the great wall, building
back the part of the wall where the Mongolians had broken
through. He's on his knees with a cement spoon, patting
down and smoothing the cement beneath him.
Suddenly, he hears the SOUNDS OF METAL SWORDS HITTING
AGAINST ROCK.
He sits up and looks around - and down in the distance, at
another part of the wall - he sees the small horde of
Mongolians, breaking at the wall with their swords. The
Mongolian leader sits on his horse watching with a stern
look.
CITY WOK
Hey... HEY! HEY!
The City wok owner runs down to where the Mongolians are,
and yells down to them from above.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! What the hell you doing?!
MONGOLIAN
Tsao nugu kwaaa!
CITY WOK
MONGOLIANS! What the hell is Mongolian
doing here?
The Mongolians continue.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! FUCK YOU MONGOLIAN! Don't you
break down my wall!
The City Wok owner picks up bricks from the damaged wall and
starts throwing them down at the Mongolians.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
GET OUTTA HERE!!! FUCKING MONGOLIAN!
Being bombarded with rocks, The Mongolians ride away - but
the leader looks back and raises his fist on his way out.
MONGOLIAN
Naini tantsu KWAAAA!!!
The City Wok owner makes sure they are gone, and then gets
on his knees and starts repairing the part of the wall they
had broken down.
CITY WOK
God dammit, How come every time us
Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians
have to come and knock it down?!?

Пікірлер: 2 800
@mightystronk4361
@mightystronk4361 2 жыл бұрын
i like how Mongolians are chipping off the wall with their weapons like it's some strategy game
@digimaks
@digimaks 2 жыл бұрын
Age of Empires 2 ))))
@hoodglasses8237
@hoodglasses8237 2 жыл бұрын
This guy RTSs'
@Custard_Pie
@Custard_Pie 2 жыл бұрын
Its pronounced “mongorians”
@Ryushiin.
@Ryushiin. 2 жыл бұрын
every Stronghold Game
@piciperkuadrik4636
@piciperkuadrik4636 Жыл бұрын
Clash of Clans
@kakazi2170
@kakazi2170 4 жыл бұрын
Can't we appreciate that Lu Kim built a fully functional great wall in the span of a week, complete with a gate
@Rodytur10
@Rodytur10 4 жыл бұрын
I think you should call him by his real name Dr. William Janus.
@DragonBlack199
@DragonBlack199 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rodytur10 I thought his name was Billy 😂
@KingOfGamesss
@KingOfGamesss 3 жыл бұрын
I built a huge wall with a Dinosaur Gate in just 20 minutes on Ark Survival Evolved
@christiniyoutubesux
@christiniyoutubesux 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingOfGamesss you didnt have mongolians though
@KingOfGamesss
@KingOfGamesss 3 жыл бұрын
@@christiniyoutubesux Shut up Meg
@drutarthesavage5156
@drutarthesavage5156 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that they don't even try to get in, they just came to destroy his wall.
@lightbringer34
@lightbringer34 10 ай бұрын
It’s a matter of principle.
@stary_kartofel2137
@stary_kartofel2137 8 ай бұрын
That's Mongorians for you
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 6 ай бұрын
City Mongolians
@AJHyoton
@AJHyoton 4 ай бұрын
The Mongolians know that putting up walls keeps us from understanding, but tearing down walls brings us together
@jc199159
@jc199159 2 жыл бұрын
I like how charismatic the Mongolians sound as they attack the wall.
@aranerem5569
@aranerem5569 Жыл бұрын
Hrrrrrr. That yelling
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын
I like how out of no where period-ready Mongolians appear.
@coffeelink943
@coffeelink943 4 жыл бұрын
Tigerman1138 they appear whenever they sense a wall being constructed
@mrbisshie
@mrbisshie 4 жыл бұрын
It's like in Civilization, when you attack another Civ that is in the 21st century with a Warrior and Horse Archer unit, that made hours ago, and forgot you had.
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын
mrbisshie I love the original Civilization. Left over catapult. No need to dismantle a unit, use it. Attack a naval town? Use your iron clan before your battleship.
@jorgel.quiroz8862
@jorgel.quiroz8862 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if I had Mongolian heritage I would feel responsible to keep traditions alive.
@ItsSpoggel
@ItsSpoggel 4 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
@sp4823
@sp4823 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Age of Empires 2, where units just attack stone walls with swords and spears.
@austinpayne1406
@austinpayne1406 4 жыл бұрын
@1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot I think it's best you take your own advice and shut up. The dudes right.
@domoroyjenkins5098
@domoroyjenkins5098 4 жыл бұрын
@1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot defile my wife
@xotl2780
@xotl2780 4 жыл бұрын
Behold! The horde of Genghis Khan approaches!
@austinpayne1406
@austinpayne1406 4 жыл бұрын
@Tribal Media 1.) I'm not a kid when I'm 25. 2.) Your opinion doesn't matter, especially on the internet so you're not right at all dude. Check your overconfidence, "kid".
@austinpayne1406
@austinpayne1406 4 жыл бұрын
@Tribal Media Again, to me you look like a narrow minded moron. The snip? Lol that's the best you could come up with?? Something a kid would say. Also 2 weeks? Yah because I do what I want and can reply when I want, sorry I didn't put replying to you as my top priority, you see, I have better things to do, but I do like some entertainment from chumps like you now and again.
@ImmortalSynn
@ImmortalSynn 4 жыл бұрын
"Mongolians?! ...what the hell Mongolians doing HERE??" lol, dunno why, but I've always found his delivery of that statement hilarious. Maybe it's the gong.
@patbateman2088
@patbateman2088 3 жыл бұрын
Mongorians*
@darkfallenangel96
@darkfallenangel96 3 жыл бұрын
@@patbateman2088 Did somebody say Mongorians?? They try to breaka down my shitty warr!
@picobarco4407
@picobarco4407 2 жыл бұрын
@immortalSynn It makes sense he says "what the hell Mongolians doing here?", because South Park is in Colorado USA! And it is exactly true, what are Mongolian, and yet Ancient Mongols from the 9th, 10th and 11th century doing in Colorado in around 2010!
@picobarco4407
@picobarco4407 2 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense that Lu Kim says this. If this was in China, then no problem, because Mongolia is just to the north of China.
@ImmortalSynn
@ImmortalSynn 2 жыл бұрын
@@picobarco4407 your grasp of the obvious is startling. ;)
@willkinney5051
@willkinney5051 Жыл бұрын
When I went to China, I made sure to get a picture taken of me shaking my fist over the edge, pretending to be yelling at Mongolians to get off my wall... Because of this episode. It's been almost nine years, but I'm still so proud of that picture.
@Quepasaaqui718
@Quepasaaqui718 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao best comment on here!
@ElectricHouseProductions
@ElectricHouseProductions 11 ай бұрын
That’s like the top thing on my bucketlist
@devo076
@devo076 11 ай бұрын
I'm surprised the Chinese let you keep your phone in jail.
@jckoibra2662
@jckoibra2662 10 ай бұрын
Why would the Chinese guards arrest him for that?@@devo076
@crrtpf
@crrtpf 9 ай бұрын
was it built against Mongolians though? I think it was against Huns.
@RickyBobbyYT
@RickyBobbyYT 4 жыл бұрын
Turns out he’s not even Chinese lmao
@bidenadministrationischina5091
@bidenadministrationischina5091 4 жыл бұрын
In one hour you got 160 likes. Hows this possible 20 hours later 1.5k
@Iunare
@Iunare 4 жыл бұрын
Right. XD
@craigharvey-gurr337
@craigharvey-gurr337 4 жыл бұрын
What an unexpected twist!
@D3niz3n
@D3niz3n 4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@DanielCastillo-qn5jb
@DanielCastillo-qn5jb 4 жыл бұрын
He got that many because he knows the show better than most of south park bandwagoners
@daftbanna7202
@daftbanna7202 4 жыл бұрын
Still can't believe he's actually a white guy
@poisonpotato1
@poisonpotato1 4 жыл бұрын
Like Chappelle’s sticks and stones maybe it’s how he feels inside
@bobmichies9239
@bobmichies9239 4 жыл бұрын
City Sushi is still a realy good episode with nice plots and twists :D
@barackobama6965
@barackobama6965 4 жыл бұрын
The Pshycho Path maybe he is mixed and his confused
@asuraXTC
@asuraXTC 4 жыл бұрын
He’s not just some random stuff they added in for a quick episode in case you remember he had an Asian sister or something
@alexninten8818
@alexninten8818 4 жыл бұрын
But PC principle reference Kim being a white man In his first episode
@dutcharmy
@dutcharmy 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he build the wall in a week, with no machines or technology to help him, no labourers helping him is quite amazing
@thedude8457
@thedude8457 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s not like his restaurant is ever busy
@chasbodaniels1744
@chasbodaniels1744 Жыл бұрын
Big question is who answered his restaurant’s phone while he was at the building site?
@jesuschrist69
@jesuschrist69 Жыл бұрын
The chinese didn't have any machines or technology either!
@onlythewise1
@onlythewise1 Жыл бұрын
only on tv crap
@OrkishEngineering
@OrkishEngineering Жыл бұрын
​@@chasbodaniels1744 the child labor force, duh!
@anb7408
@anb7408 11 ай бұрын
“I eat a rice and drive rearry shrow just like da rest of you.” I’m rolling! 😂😂😂😂
@itsbruce6305
@itsbruce6305 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care if he's not Chinese, we need more episodes with him in it😂🤣
@oeao2841
@oeao2841 3 жыл бұрын
With the whole Asian hates things going on I'm wondering if south park will do an episode about that
@xLatinAssazzin
@xLatinAssazzin 3 жыл бұрын
@@oeao2841 they probaly will
@sowianskiwojownik5973
@sowianskiwojownik5973 3 жыл бұрын
@@oeao2841 that won't stop Trey and Matt, they've provoked worse, like the Muhammad episode.
@oeao2841
@oeao2841 3 жыл бұрын
@@xLatinAssazzin hopefully Kyle will learn something that day and teach us all
@oeao2841
@oeao2841 3 жыл бұрын
@@sowianskiwojownik5973 perfect time to add an Asian kid to the show
@dimmkah
@dimmkah 4 жыл бұрын
It's magical how South Park gets away with shit no other show could.
@Infinite8blue
@Infinite8blue 4 жыл бұрын
Because they don't bend over
@user-bm5tn3yo7k
@user-bm5tn3yo7k 4 жыл бұрын
Not the one on Muhammad
@SkyGrey88
@SkyGrey88 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy central pulled it not Matt and trey, but good try. And only one of the 2 episodes were pulled.
@mediocreman6323
@mediocreman6323 4 жыл бұрын
I think it is the same as somebody who gets away with not brushing his teeth - if he is homeless, drunk, and his coat is actually on fire.
@bsc4344
@bsc4344 4 жыл бұрын
dimmkah Sadly,they didnt get away with picking on the ILLITERATE BUM PIRATE of that islamic death cult though....almost isn't good enough.
@NL-cs9mt
@NL-cs9mt 3 жыл бұрын
1:07 "Hey Fuck you Mongorian!" - Tuong Lu Kim, Legend.
@borisivanovmusic
@borisivanovmusic 2 ай бұрын
That line is absolutely ruining Ghost of Tsushima for me lmao
@spookyboi8446
@spookyboi8446 4 жыл бұрын
This is historically accurate. The mongol armies went right around the wall and pored sweet n sour pork sauce on the chinese
@sutapasbhattacharya9471
@sutapasbhattacharya9471 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't need Mongolians to kill the Chinese. Most of the real builders of the original wall were dissidents (political prisoners) forced into slave labour - their crimes included not burning all philosophical and political books except for the memoires of the Chin Emperor. About a million political prisoners died building the wall and their bones were used to add to the cement mix [may be they even ate some of the bodies]. China has had brutal, repressive totalitarian rulers operating police states for over 2,500 years [the only exception was 1911-49].
@spookyboi8446
@spookyboi8446 4 жыл бұрын
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 id go back to even the start in about 4000bc. Court culture is a bitch
@sutapasbhattacharya9471
@sutapasbhattacharya9471 4 жыл бұрын
What started in 4,000 bce? It certainly was not civilization in China - there is no evidence for civilization in China before the Shang Dynasty dating from 1600 bce. The Chinese constantly brag about having a 5,000 year civilisation or history [or even 6 or 7 thousand years!] but this is complete BS. A British academic pointed out on an EastAsiaStudent Forum why this myth is used by the CCP to try to justify endless CCP dictatorship but Google seem to have censored the link. However, you can still access: steemit.com/china/@patriamreminisci/let-s-dispense-with-this-china-is-5-000-years-old-myth-shall-we camphorpress.com/5000-years-of-history/ www.wa-pedia.com/forum/threads/43752-5000-years-of-chinese-civilization-Really
@spookyboi8446
@spookyboi8446 4 жыл бұрын
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 that based on the dynasties. There is archeological evidence that there was civilization before the shang dynasty, the shang were just the first dynasty. There were people living in the region on the eastern steppe and asia for thousands of years. Think of the pre shang as what the scythians were to the russians
@spookyboi8446
@spookyboi8446 4 жыл бұрын
Also yes the chinese government were the ones who tried to confirm the evidence of the xia dynasty that possibly proceeded the shang but that evidence is shaky from what ive seen. However we know that after that court culture was pretty much there from the beginning after the first emperor died
@lordsteppergod7269
@lordsteppergod7269 4 жыл бұрын
He built that wall pretty quick
@almasbaibolov1446
@almasbaibolov1446 4 жыл бұрын
Sure he is. Even if he isn't a real Chinese, dude playing pretty well.
@chinaman1
@chinaman1 4 жыл бұрын
It’s in his blood remember?
@citywok9579
@citywok9579 4 жыл бұрын
Its the chinese way
@joywang3308
@joywang3308 4 жыл бұрын
Try wearing Pooh bear costume for Halloween in China you disappear even more quickly
@angeleyesjr9676
@angeleyesjr9676 4 жыл бұрын
Aye f*** you mongolrians!🤣
@DomPatek
@DomPatek 4 жыл бұрын
Like something straight out of Monty Python.
@realshaoran4514
@realshaoran4514 4 жыл бұрын
Well Monty Python was an inspiration for Mat and Tray, they've said that multiple times. No wonder their humour is at times pythonesque. See this gem here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6W0pIqYZ7R3hdE
@erlycuyler
@erlycuyler 4 жыл бұрын
Run away!
@xsailor85
@xsailor85 4 жыл бұрын
Or loony Toons
@spinblackcircles
@spinblackcircles 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. The way the mongorians moved and the noise they made was a direct reference to Monty python
@itsjayhere246
@itsjayhere246 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a man of culture I see
@MasterBuilderDragon
@MasterBuilderDragon 2 жыл бұрын
Lu Kim: Just because I Chinese you think build a wall! Also Lu Kim: *builds a perfect wall*
@Isnapthesky
@Isnapthesky 2 жыл бұрын
*"Goddamn how come every time Chinese put some walls and stupid mongols have to come and knock it down."* Lol pure gold
@MarkBlackMigo
@MarkBlackMigo 4 жыл бұрын
1 person who disliked this is a Mongorrian
@mawdyardie
@mawdyardie 4 жыл бұрын
Then I guess i'am genghis khans son
@Jason.Johnson
@Jason.Johnson 4 жыл бұрын
5 now
@snausages43
@snausages43 4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Mongorians
@buda00027
@buda00027 4 жыл бұрын
7
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 4 жыл бұрын
I would say that all of the people who disliked it are.
@ManicallyMetal
@ManicallyMetal 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was made in 2019 China would probably ban Mongolia
@dragonsontv4412
@dragonsontv4412 4 жыл бұрын
A bit late to the punch there, friend. The wall was the ban on Mongolia. Lol
@megapro125
@megapro125 4 жыл бұрын
@Hick Blooad season 23 lame? what are you smoking dude?
@someguy-ty1fg
@someguy-ty1fg 4 жыл бұрын
ManicallyMetal 🤣🤣😁
@Endelite
@Endelite 4 жыл бұрын
@Hick Blooad some of the more recent seasons were some of the worst (probably 19), 23 is better than those at the very least.
@silvervalleystudios2486
@silvervalleystudios2486 4 жыл бұрын
China's ultimate solution of banning stuff pre exists South Park.
@toradora1439
@toradora1439 4 жыл бұрын
I love how theres only 4 of them, and the wall is that typical cheap quality.
@alexbaribeault
@alexbaribeault 4 жыл бұрын
Mongorians are too powerful
@codyself6988
@codyself6988 3 жыл бұрын
It’s basically made in China. What did you expect?
@kunshi1713
@kunshi1713 3 жыл бұрын
5 of them ma'am
@zer0deaths862
@zer0deaths862 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when this episode first aired on TV, I laughed for 40 minutes straight non stop.
@georgehollingsworth2428
@georgehollingsworth2428 2 жыл бұрын
South park British
@ulyssesperry886
@ulyssesperry886 4 жыл бұрын
But China didnt get offended with this episode back then 💀
@Infinite8blue
@Infinite8blue 4 жыл бұрын
China is not a offended, it when the CCP is mock then the government take action
@Kasphs95
@Kasphs95 4 жыл бұрын
@@Infinite8blue CCP have a face so big that evey insult have to be killed.
@Jake-dh9qk
@Jake-dh9qk 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me, Chinese people think CCP is acting like a whiny little bitch too. We are not proud of it.
@Kastor774
@Kastor774 4 жыл бұрын
It’s because they hate mongorian
@megapro125
@megapro125 4 жыл бұрын
it probably just wasn't on their radar/their internet traffic surveilance wasn't on the level it is today.
@starrycollections3023
@starrycollections3023 4 жыл бұрын
1:20, this is so relatable.
@DropBearJroc
@DropBearJroc 4 жыл бұрын
You frequently have Mongolians knock down a wall you're trying to build?
@Kasaevier
@Kasaevier 4 жыл бұрын
@@DropBearJroc If he's Chinese, yes.
@starrycollections3023
@starrycollections3023 4 жыл бұрын
@@DropBearJroc You haven't?
@DropBearJroc
@DropBearJroc 4 жыл бұрын
@@starrycollections3023 those damned Tartarians ;)
@scattershotjd9823
@scattershotjd9823 4 жыл бұрын
@@DropBearJroc heavy Metal reference lmao
@YourCreepyUncle.
@YourCreepyUncle. 2 жыл бұрын
The utter weirdness of this scene is just amazing. I wish South Park would go back to this style.
@jamesk5541
@jamesk5541 2 жыл бұрын
This is there newer stuff though
@vanderslagmulders
@vanderslagmulders Жыл бұрын
god I miss those days,
@billybutcher913
@billybutcher913 Жыл бұрын
The Chinese and the Japanese accents in this show is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, the part where the Japanese dude went 'OKAY I EAT THE CUDDLEFISH' had me rolling
@Gblonkers
@Gblonkers 4 жыл бұрын
THE CUTTLE FISH IS A NOT SHITTING WELL
@calebkuti7897
@calebkuti7897 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I think that’s the japan guy
@trashman7906
@trashman7906 4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Kuti same thing
@Gblonkers
@Gblonkers 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick O’Malley 😂
@snausages43
@snausages43 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Cuttlefish is about to come outta my asshole! Here it comes! It’s going to be a rot! Hold on Kairu, I bereive in you!
@isaiahwalking
@isaiahwalking 4 жыл бұрын
Legit the best comment ever! 😂😂😂
@johnwhereareyou
@johnwhereareyou 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't build wall, I just own and operate a City Wok"
@ggt47
@ggt47 4 жыл бұрын
Cute.
@tastethisbass1
@tastethisbass1 3 жыл бұрын
@Nubiamancy You wanna order the shitty shrimp or the shitty beef? XD
@DragonBlack199
@DragonBlack199 3 жыл бұрын
@@tastethisbass1 why don’t you just please speak engrish maybe i can understand yuuuu 😂
@WheelOfThought
@WheelOfThought 3 жыл бұрын
@@DragonBlack199 huh.. *a hardworking Chinese man, wouldn't even hurt a Frry*
@juanlu3958
@juanlu3958 3 жыл бұрын
@@WheelOfThought harm a frryyy.
@SADBOY-gd1zn
@SADBOY-gd1zn 4 жыл бұрын
Tuong Lu Kim: "Hey what they hell are you doing?!" Ghengis Khan: миний толгойг хөхөх
@KostyaT
@KostyaT 4 жыл бұрын
didn't they just change the alphabet back to the original?
@todd7383
@todd7383 4 жыл бұрын
Nah more like Минтй боовийг хөх сда минь
@joanofarc9793
@joanofarc9793 4 жыл бұрын
Can you stop using these Cyrillic crap to dishonour Ghengis Khan?
@SADBOY-gd1zn
@SADBOY-gd1zn 4 жыл бұрын
@@joanofarc9793 Don't care didn't ask plus you're white
@user-yj7mw9od3k
@user-yj7mw9od3k 3 жыл бұрын
Эрхтэн
@bumblesquidsmurfgod8304
@bumblesquidsmurfgod8304 Жыл бұрын
I like the way the Mongolians cheer themselves on, as they attack the wall. They sound like knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in those little clips where the voiceover says "... and there was much rejoicing."
@christianjohnson5379
@christianjohnson5379 Жыл бұрын
Ironically Monty Python was one Trey and Matt's inspirations.
@mrimpossible4353
@mrimpossible4353 4 жыл бұрын
Just came here to type "goddamn mongorians"
@SilentStorm54722
@SilentStorm54722 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe some 'Tegridy will chill them out and rake in profit
@YoukuroKageStudios
@YoukuroKageStudios 4 жыл бұрын
Stop breaking my shitty warr!!!
@marcusgabriel8365
@marcusgabriel8365 4 жыл бұрын
Why can’t we have more of him and that Japanese guy that killed himself in stereotypical fashion
@rokmare
@rokmare 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah was surprised Matt and Trey didn’t capitalized on his character after the ban China episode.
@adamz.5844
@adamz.5844 4 жыл бұрын
@@rokmare Its early in the game.
@iliadnetfear2586
@iliadnetfear2586 4 жыл бұрын
Well, did have a bad day, so he decided to kirr himserf.
@ZachGWatterson
@ZachGWatterson 4 жыл бұрын
Ghosts of Tsushima in a nutshell
@m.divinepi1402
@m.divinepi1402 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zeynaviegas
@zeynaviegas 4 жыл бұрын
blyat!
@georgebarrett8065
@georgebarrett8065 3 жыл бұрын
God damn Mongorians! Why do you have to invade Tsushima!
@myxri4459
@myxri4459 3 жыл бұрын
This is related to China and Mongolia. I don't see why the Japanese are involved.
@baizuo_6246
@baizuo_6246 3 жыл бұрын
@@myxri4459 because Tsushima was invaded by Mongolians? What do you not see
@spencerharding1977
@spencerharding1977 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he actually builds the wall... and it's really nice.
@vanderslagmulders
@vanderslagmulders Жыл бұрын
right!?? 😂
@mightytaco123
@mightytaco123 4 жыл бұрын
“What the hell are Mongolians doing here?” Oh my god 🤣
@DTheCritical
@DTheCritical 3 жыл бұрын
Not even modern Mongolians too lol
@joshualares8678
@joshualares8678 2 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s “what the herr are Mongorians doing here?”😅
@vanderslagmulders
@vanderslagmulders Жыл бұрын
@@joshualares8678 exactly!
@GeeRayMG67
@GeeRayMG67 4 жыл бұрын
The yells of the Mongorrians makes this scene.
@BigElectricCat
@BigElectricCat 3 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo
@chadchaddingtonflexington8415
@chadchaddingtonflexington8415 2 жыл бұрын
The Mongolian chant and attack had me cracking up so bad lmao
@OrbitOnceAround
@OrbitOnceAround 4 жыл бұрын
1:13 Me at the TV after depleting my resolve
@adrianac3437
@adrianac3437 4 жыл бұрын
for a moment i was like: "WAIT BUT CLYDE'S MOM DIED WHY IS SHE- oh it's that old episode"
@CrobatmanIamthenight
@CrobatmanIamthenight 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking why are the mogolians here
@morrisvdz5865
@morrisvdz5865 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrobatmanIamthenight stupid mongowians
@LazyyUchiha
@LazyyUchiha 4 жыл бұрын
This episode came out in 2002
@gunnerbooth3065
@gunnerbooth3065 4 жыл бұрын
Cj Squad and it’s in incredible quality usually
@Polyglot_English
@Polyglot_English 4 жыл бұрын
Spoilers,,,! M! M mm! NG! M! Mg mg bd tu fd d'y
@Siobhan146
@Siobhan146 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the Mongolians sound like the Age of Empire guys I used to love that game
@sturmgewehr4471
@sturmgewehr4471 4 жыл бұрын
Siobhan T people still play that shit online
@darkfox172
@darkfox172 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I can't unhear it now rofl
@estebanvazquez1524
@estebanvazquez1524 2 жыл бұрын
Sid Meiers Civilization is better
@jomo3564
@jomo3564 2 жыл бұрын
Both are amazing
@gmont28
@gmont28 9 ай бұрын
Genghis Khans army 😂
@joechiodi5529
@joechiodi5529 4 жыл бұрын
When he starts throwing the bricks..😂
@napalmde4th181
@napalmde4th181 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 The way he stares 😂
@pokemonmanic3595
@pokemonmanic3595 4 жыл бұрын
At the restaurant where I work, we sell Mongolian steak. So every time someone orders one my boss yells “Goddamn mongorians!” Update: The restaurant closed down. Thanks COVID.
@manuel.c7155
@manuel.c7155 4 жыл бұрын
Bihhhhhhh
@jprp999
@jprp999 4 жыл бұрын
What? It's a cannibal restaurant?
@jamesonbornholdt7302
@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын
@@jprp999 It's ok if its a different race
@davidmaccallum5200
@davidmaccallum5200 4 жыл бұрын
I was the head chef of a restaurant when episode first aired , all the back of house staff plus a few of the servers used to knew that bit , it was used in all sorts of situations 😁 . Also if anything went wrong, collectively we would yell, "Timmy" 😂😂😂
@Temuulente
@Temuulente 4 жыл бұрын
In our god damn 2280 years of history, We never had Mongolian Steak. I don’t know we that thing came from but I assure you that We Mongolians are mostly BBQ guys. + That Mongolian Beef thing is 100% Chinese food.
@gunfighterdrummer
@gunfighterdrummer 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey FuCK yOu MoNgoRian!!!” Holy shiiiit hahahahaha
@fullmetalprism5249
@fullmetalprism5249 4 жыл бұрын
gunfighterdrummer I just died 🤣
@user-mj2dw8ov4k
@user-mj2dw8ov4k 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you bitch
@MajorEasley
@MajorEasley 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@tforaodg
@tforaodg 3 жыл бұрын
I am Mongolian and I laughed so hard
@MyKeeP81
@MyKeeP81 Жыл бұрын
mongorian? lol
@becketthor6478
@becketthor6478 Жыл бұрын
Mongolian named Vlad?
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion Жыл бұрын
@@becketthor6478 Mongolians raped their way across the majoriy of Northern Europe, bud. Yeah, a Mongolian named Vlad is not farfetched considering it's rumored that he had access to even French and German concubines as his many wives when Genghis Khan was ruling.
@Sasq420
@Sasq420 Жыл бұрын
Why you break his warr?
@itzcmoyeahhh2804
@itzcmoyeahhh2804 10 ай бұрын
Why y’all Mongolians be breaking down people’s walls bro??
@joeyschuchardt8695
@joeyschuchardt8695 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the Mongolians are nice and accepting of the kids when the parents send them away.
@itzbebop
@itzbebop 4 жыл бұрын
as a chinese guy this was amazingly hilarious lol
@donsolos
@donsolos 4 жыл бұрын
It gets even better. Trust me. Watch the full episode
@coryboy345
@coryboy345 4 жыл бұрын
Oh rearry?
@mikespearwood3914
@mikespearwood3914 4 жыл бұрын
As a human, I loved this episode!
@itzbebop
@itzbebop 4 жыл бұрын
@Jaegar Ultima Vietnamese first name, chinese middle name, korean last name Fucking legendary
@myname324
@myname324 3 жыл бұрын
@@coryboy345 😂😂
@king360xxx2
@king360xxx2 4 жыл бұрын
Who else thought this was going to be a new episode
@calebkuti7897
@calebkuti7897 4 жыл бұрын
It was like a minute long and normally sneak peaks are like half a minute long I guess
@hyperdragonv2400
@hyperdragonv2400 4 жыл бұрын
I was tricked into coming here
@adrianac3437
@adrianac3437 4 жыл бұрын
me
@enrxledclips2789
@enrxledclips2789 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@sam8404
@sam8404 4 жыл бұрын
Not me, it's obvious from the title this is from an older episode.
@brendanireland5561
@brendanireland5561 4 жыл бұрын
Is this that Ghost of Tsushima game everyone is talking about?
@Joshua-qn3xj
@Joshua-qn3xj 4 жыл бұрын
South Park this is
@Joshua-qn3xj
@Joshua-qn3xj 4 жыл бұрын
Also no google the gameplay of the game
@ggt47
@ggt47 4 жыл бұрын
Oof..
@Richterdgf
@Richterdgf 4 жыл бұрын
TheIrishTechie I can’t remember the last time I saw someone miss the joke by this wide a margin.
@Joshua-qn3xj
@Joshua-qn3xj 4 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but i am a very serious person
@aussieblackhawk123
@aussieblackhawk123 3 жыл бұрын
the Mongol at 1:00 be like : "Урагшаа давшаад! "
@jjokinen8420
@jjokinen8420 4 жыл бұрын
Kills me everytime when Mr. Kim pulls out the heatseeking missile launcher called mongolian eradicator, yells; "say herro to my rittre friend!".. And the mongolians counter with a flaming baseball :'D
@Djaybird
@Djaybird 4 жыл бұрын
This is such a great episode! Love how the parents exile the kids out of South Park because they're paranoid they'll abduct their own kids 😂😂😂
@TempoarlyInactiveChannel
@TempoarlyInactiveChannel 2 жыл бұрын
The way how the horses move 😂😂🤣🤣 "Fack U Malgolian" The way how he pronounces it and later throws a brick at them 🤣🤣
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 2 жыл бұрын
It is my lifelong dream to stand on the Great Wall of China and throw a rock into Mongolia while shouting "F**k you, Mongolians!" Will I be beaten by a bunch of Mongolians and/or security? Yes. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
@BikeRush
@BikeRush 2 жыл бұрын
Age of Empires 4
@TheMrKlump
@TheMrKlump 4 жыл бұрын
Legendary episode, still one of the best they've ever done.
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 2 жыл бұрын
I forget about how stupid and hilarious the main plot was. The parents of South Park are a bunch of idiots 😂
@Lirianta-
@Lirianta- 4 жыл бұрын
This scene was hilarious at the time and i’m glad to know it never gets old
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Mongolians came out of nowhere is what sold this episode.😆
@donsolos
@donsolos 4 жыл бұрын
Yo this is definitely one of the funniest episodes I saw of south park. Honestly there is too much to laugh at
@SherLock55
@SherLock55 3 жыл бұрын
"HEY, phuc U Mongorian" DEAD!!
@egb50000
@egb50000 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what impresses me more, the fact that he manages to build an entire brick wall around South Park in a week or the fact that despite the modern weapons, the Mongolians managed to break the wall with spears and swords.
@PrzemyslawKarol
@PrzemyslawKarol 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 when play as Chinese in Age of Empires 2 and Mongorians arrive....
@rlinders9972
@rlinders9972 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not stereotype, okay?" And yet he's speekee engrish.
@factorybear5264
@factorybear5264 4 жыл бұрын
R Linders and eat rice and drive really slow
@NmberOneNetsFan
@NmberOneNetsFan 4 жыл бұрын
R Linders congrats u obviously don’t get the joke u must be 11
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын
Look up “irony”
@MRG978
@MRG978 4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke buddy lmao
@rlinders9972
@rlinders9972 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, why does everybody feel the need to keep saying "that's the joke"? I KNOW IT'S THE JOKE. I'm just joining in on it like everyone else in comments on videos like this do. And by constantly saying "that's the joke" you're ruining the joke.
@timothymartinez6474
@timothymartinez6474 4 ай бұрын
The fact that he built that entire wall by himself supports his reasoning of being pissed about the Mongolians tearing it down
@David-jc5jf
@David-jc5jf 4 жыл бұрын
“DAT BURSHIT, IM NOT A STEREOTYPE OK!”
@galept
@galept 3 жыл бұрын
I eat rice and drive slow just like everyone else. I was dying
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын
The most relatable thing my Chinese co-worker hears. 00:16
@sjrich408
@sjrich408 4 жыл бұрын
0:34 Wait, he’s Chinese but has a Korean name?? 😂😂😂
@bombabombom3603
@bombabombom3603 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Lu Kim is legit one of my favorite characters on this show.
@jimlewis3050
@jimlewis3050 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how fast Lu Kim built that wall.
@abelieverinabel6922
@abelieverinabel6922 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Trump should have asked him to build the wall 😆 🤣 😂
@justinwolf7490
@justinwolf7490 Жыл бұрын
It’s in his brood!
@TClark_1
@TClark_1 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most funniest scenes in South Park history.
@Floralsickness
@Floralsickness 2 жыл бұрын
They forgot the funniest one where he is hearing swords against stone, runs over and finds a boombox playing that sound - meanwhile the Mongolians is tearing down the wall at a different place. Gets me everytime
@ForceMaximus84
@ForceMaximus84 4 жыл бұрын
The animation on the Mongolians is very Python-esque.
@InfectedChris
@InfectedChris 4 жыл бұрын
Monty Python is one of their biggest influences.
@AlexGonzalez-ut9ck
@AlexGonzalez-ut9ck 2 жыл бұрын
0:15 I was today years old when i noticed his little buck tooth gotta love south park 😂😂😂
@abrahamdavidcortina923
@abrahamdavidcortina923 Жыл бұрын
I don't see it
@BigElectricCat
@BigElectricCat 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sound the Mongolians make, hurrrrahhhhhgggg
@AlienFaun
@AlienFaun 4 жыл бұрын
This episode was so silly. Even the kids find their parents so stupid.
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 4 жыл бұрын
Stan: "Jesus Christ! I knew our parents were stupid, but... Jesus Christ!"
@wqbb287
@wqbb287 4 жыл бұрын
From what year and episode is this
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 3 жыл бұрын
@@wqbb287 "Child Abduction is Not Funny", Season 6, 2002
@wqbb287
@wqbb287 3 жыл бұрын
@@DEthe5150 you litteraly respond a year later. Why
@jonathanpasch6604
@jonathanpasch6604 4 жыл бұрын
Should get the "child waybor force" to help with the wall
@Str8edgejon
@Str8edgejon 4 жыл бұрын
Hey we Argh using no chirden to build a wall. We argh using nermal sized Chinese peoples to build Wall.
@friskecrisps8038
@friskecrisps8038 8 ай бұрын
I feel like he got more enthused about the wall once Mongolians started attacking it
@anthonyvasquez1259
@anthonyvasquez1259 2 жыл бұрын
I love how accurate South Park is and how little time they take to make an episode.
@EnE85
@EnE85 4 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite South Park episode. Gets me every time.
@impactajuvenile
@impactajuvenile 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Yang can build us a wall in 2020? He can play basketball too like Lebonie. Basketball 🏀 😃
@joevasquez1776
@joevasquez1776 4 жыл бұрын
The hero we need
@jruche
@jruche 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s just trying to keep the Mongolians from breaking down his wall instead of actual child abductors
@Fecalage
@Fecalage Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a stereotype. I eat rice, and drive really slow like the rest of you!” HAHAHA!!!
@andyhe7504
@andyhe7504 4 жыл бұрын
Southpark predicted that a white man would build a great wall in America.
@ethanli1477
@ethanli1477 4 жыл бұрын
Andy He Trump
@JFox4587
@JFox4587 4 жыл бұрын
No they predicted that the white man would try to build a wall and fail miserably 🤣🤣🤣
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip 4 жыл бұрын
@@JFox4587 Just don't riot and burn down local business and attack bystanders my liberal friend if trump wins again
@1krani
@1krani 4 жыл бұрын
@@JFox4587 They predicted a man would build a wall and people would constantly try to tear him down.
@romangeneral23
@romangeneral23 4 жыл бұрын
@@JFox4587 Thank You
@Kaidantonio333
@Kaidantonio333 4 жыл бұрын
City Wok guy: builds any sort of fortification Mongorians: Gentlemen, our time has come.
@chenstormstout9456
@chenstormstout9456 3 жыл бұрын
The way they animate the horses just makes me chuckle.
@user-gs5np7tv3c
@user-gs5np7tv3c 4 жыл бұрын
The way they demolish wall remind me of the age of empire…
@ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150
@ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150 4 жыл бұрын
As a Mongorian I find this very funny.
@cooljackster7390
@cooljackster7390 4 жыл бұрын
Herro City Wok take a order prease?
@Anbuchief
@Anbuchief 4 жыл бұрын
Can i get some Incredibly City Chicken?
@Lobsham
@Lobsham 4 жыл бұрын
@@Anbuchief hahahahahaha
@dashtserentsogtgerel9908
@dashtserentsogtgerel9908 3 жыл бұрын
As a mongolian i approve
@NR-gp2il
@NR-gp2il 3 жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@gvulture1277
@gvulture1277 2 жыл бұрын
Matt and Trey said they got this idea from doing the City Wok guys voice during their visit to the Great Wall of China yelling infront of all Chinese with this accent.
@KevinMuller5
@KevinMuller5 4 жыл бұрын
I have always loved the sound the group of mangorrians make when they hit the wall
@Mario_1611
@Mario_1611 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Mr. Wong states he's not a stereotype... with his eyes squinted shut.
@Blei1986
@Blei1986 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a stereotype!" *lmao*
@Moon133.
@Moon133. 2 жыл бұрын
“I eat rice and drive slow just like the rest of you” what 😆
@Kruppt808
@Kruppt808 4 жыл бұрын
I'm part Chinese and Mongolian so this leaves me conflicted
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 4 жыл бұрын
Kruppt808 Just laugh
@SousukeAizen421
@SousukeAizen421 4 жыл бұрын
same here haha
@pxlbits6442
@pxlbits6442 4 жыл бұрын
@@SousukeAizen421 Inner Mongolia I suppose?
@Dahpie
@Dahpie 4 жыл бұрын
Every time you see a wall does do you have to restrain one of your arms with the other?
@pheresy1367
@pheresy1367 3 жыл бұрын
It turns out.... a lot of us are part Mongorrian. Gengis saw to that.
@eltravo2112
@eltravo2112 4 жыл бұрын
The sound effects for the Mongolians age hilarious 😂
@tb9087
@tb9087 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they’re from age of empires😂
@vanderslagmulders
@vanderslagmulders Жыл бұрын
freely translated to English it means something along the lines of rabble rabble! ( I actually know a bit of Mongolian from when I was a studying).
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 6 ай бұрын
“I eat rice and drive very slow, just like the rest of you!” 😂
@raidchaser443
@raidchaser443 2 жыл бұрын
Counter ROAST session at 0:15 -0:34. Lu Kim FRIED the people!!
@norwegiantechnolover
@norwegiantechnolover 4 жыл бұрын
The mongolians sounds so un-enthustiastic when they attack the wall, hahaha! 😂
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
I picture them sunbathing and then one of them goes "Someone built a wall." And the rest of them go "Oh for fucksake, now we have to take it down."
@msp420
@msp420 2 жыл бұрын
@@JargonMadjin that's exactly how I felt
@darkprince9900
@darkprince9900 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally one of my fav episodes xD
@alexmendoza3156
@alexmendoza3156 2 жыл бұрын
what episode is this
@darkprince9900
@darkprince9900 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexmendoza3156 "Child abduction is not funny" episode 90
@joerosa2532
@joerosa2532 5 ай бұрын
"Shitty Wok restaurant, can I help ya'!!!!" Still laughing years later.
@gcHK47
@gcHK47 Ай бұрын
I find it even funnier when you remember that the Mongolians weren’t trying to get into South Park; they just wanted to piss Lu Kim off.😂
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