Civilisation 5 Review

[@Exurb1a]

Come back please. This is getting ridiculous now

[@zerosiii]

Why are you telling yourself to come back

[@duffers6497]

exurb1a! Use your powers to bring him back, i beg you :'(

[@musiclassic1]

Same

[@Exurb1a]

@nymersic They sound similar for sure, but I don't think he's Fitz. The man will remain forever an INFURIATING mystery

[@musiclassic1]

@@Exurb1a yeah, the only game reviewer I was able to tolerate. :(

[@reGauss]

That'll do, Fitz. That'll do. ;_;7

[@thom7853]

This hits home...

[@ZeroGetsReal]

The fucking feels when you realise you've just finished the last Fitz video and an empty chasm fills your heart. welp, time to start again I guess.

[@croisaor2308]

Ah yes, the cycle of Fitz. It's a long, dark, depressing road. It has its ups, it has its downs. By the end of it you feel empty, but you would do it all again and not change a thing.

[@RhysClark97]

+Croí Saor i would change one thing...I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR FITZ FOR THE JOYSTICK AWARDS *RUNS OUT ROOM CRYING*

[@JohnRed]

I remember watching this when it first came out. RIP Fitz. Still miss you in 2018. I still come back to these once in a while.

[@Armadurapersonal]

2023, i will never stop waiting

[@Communist-Doge]

Me too. God willing, he will return.

[@Itachi21x]

"But in the end i decided not to" lel

[@mintyfresh1322]

“I can make a Chris-Chan reference here” oh fuck

[@GlizzyGoblin757]

everywhere I go, I see his face

[@psngamer3663]

Here 4 years later so sad you're not here still

[@NotesOfBoredom]

"Long story short, the charges were dropped." Ah, still miss you dude...

[@geneeshays]

"I've surpassed the ACTUAL Polynesians" KEK

[@geneeshays]

***** I know, I sound exactly like that

[@matthijslobeek]

Hehehe, american culture. Ps fitz come back you mug

[@carbon1255]

*chuckle* :')

[@Inoka01]

It's been over four years. :< maybe he'll still come back...

[@keyzack]

@@Inoka01 but you can still enjoy some in gameraptorzilla

[@burgerboy996]

"Who am I to judge?" He says this in his review of this game, where the sole purpose is to give his judgement of the game. Goddamnit fitz, this is why you're brilliant

[@LiBrizziTV]

I can't believe I have never seen your videos before,and just went on a video watching rampage. I think I'm in love. Fitz please.

[@drowninginthoughts]

***** he's gonna violate all the trains of hell. poor hell-trains

[@skippyasqueeze]

FUNKYSPECTRUM i hate you in a way i never thought possible before today

[@Seany1616]

it took me like 14 times watching this to realise he said "octagon" when in actual fact it should be hexagon

[@carlanellis3709]

Always come back around to watching these videos every few years. Humor is ever lasting, while I do wish there were more videos and for fitz to come back. I think this channel serves as a perfect example of how to do KZbin right and to end on a high. Without needing to be over corportatized or overly relative to the whips of the KZbin algorithm. Will always be a fan and will always laugh at these videos.

[@GeekyNFreeky]

i keep comming back to this vids every so often, but the whole "That'l do Ftiz, that'l do" always make me shit my self of laughter xD

[@Oblivion9873]

The day this was uploaded was a joyous one for teenage me. I still miss Fitz

[@it13455]

Please come back to us Fitz. The world needs you. KZbin needs you. I need you. qq

[@MakoProfessionalJerk]

Today's the today, Fitz. That a Terry's chocolate orange arrives. Miss you king;_;7

[@jettrooper3rd930]

The whole "pause for laughter" joke went over so many people's heads. It's too subtle but goddamnit is it genius.

[@SquidwardAF]

they did the same mistake with Dishonored 2, wtf

[@eduardog3000]

And Civilization VI.

[@whycantwejusteatwhatwewant9882]

shots fired at Polynesians

[@Fatb0ybadb0y]

That Chris Chan reference has aged horribly. I miss Fitz

[@ghostmopreal]

Are we sure this isn’t HBomberguy

[@djwhitepeople]

this is still one of the GOAT youtube videos. rip fitz ;_;7

[@thaloniel533]

Just my luck to find a gem in this pile of shit people call youtube only to find out that it's already dead.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

"Pause for laughter" gets me every time

[@imagineaboringlife]

Absolutely hilarious. I chuckled and chuckled. LIKED

[@rossjamestobitt]

Fitz plz...

[@Linkster2o]

Stop fighting, Fitz wouldn't like that.

[@Sidthistlewits]

You didn't see that part where Fitz mailed me a Terry's Chocolate Snowball™. Upon opening, you would find a scrap of paper concealed in the wrappers with the words "Fuck you, Sid." written on it.

[@Miki19910723]

Its sad you dont make videos any more :(

[@tlomofficial]

Chris Chan reference aged like milk

[@serp3n1]

"Kamehameha the great" I'm going to have to send you the medical bill for my side reconstruction surgery.

[@gamingtitbit3040]

FITZTHISTLEWITS COME BACK TO US!

[@heimskr2881]

that moment when Egypt ends up dominating the world in 2052 Or when you're researching computers in 2015

[@jamesbomb0069]

0:40-0:47 American civiliSation - *snicker snicker snicker* American culture - *snicker snicker snicker* ROFLMFAO!

[@IntergalaticalSnake]

What if Sid Is hiding an orange under his hat waiting until he catches you off your guard and then throws it at you?

[@Yanglock]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song at the beginning? It's killing me slowly not knowing it.

[@swahiliranger1022]

Founding Honolulu in a forested inland settlement rather than the coastline. Absolute madness

[@frosheet]

"I have surpassed the real Polynesians" LOL

[@Awak3ner]

But are the blues jeans and the pops musics.

[@MultiUrb1]

God, this is the only guy on youtube that actually makes me laugh, and not just blow air out of my nose.

[@bkbj8282]

Anything new with Chris Chan?

[@IceyCandies]

Fitz come back and make a civ 6 video ;_;

[@xcellfury99]

IceyCandies You know this guy was good when his viewers come all the time back to watch the best videos on KZbin. If he kept going this guy would have made every other channel irrelevant.

[@pondwhale]

My god the presentation here is just astoundingly on the mark.

[@DrTwixih]

love your videos as long as you keep making them I'll keep on watching

[@shawnikus1810]

I still come back to Fitzs channel in 2020. For the small glimmer of hope that theres one more bideo.

[@MesieurOjete]

Thank you Fitz, you were truly a blessing.

[@tylerrex96]

To those of you throwing a fit about his corrections on the spelling, he's English. He's using English spelling corrections at a chance of humor.

[@oskarlh]

*humour

[@invaderfrombeyond]

I miss you, Fifthigglehjorn.

[@TheAmazingDom]

I kept looking for this video as "Civilization V review" then I spelled it Civilisation, and found it.

[@bfarnham456]

Fitz.. Were the charges for stealing that house?

[@SkyePredator]

that pause for laughter was needed.

[@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls]

No we all thought it'd be best to just skip a specifically placed joke.

[@TheCirnobyl]

It can be depending where you're from in the world. He was saying it was spelled wrong to throw a joke at us thunder-thigh Americans who spell it Dishonored instead of Dishonoured.

[@Jetch3]

Soundtrack name anyone? Please tell me I have looked through so many other Spongebob soundtracks but never found this one. Someone please do me a justice.

[@theflylice]

As a Polynesian I am deeply offended by this review. Pineapples and miniature guitars are far superior to stupid bronze things.

[@mitchstr1000]

Is that spongebob music in the background?

[@wrylyo]

Of course the United States has a cultural hegemony that extends across the sphere. That's what that Rammstein song was about.

[@condog56]

They didn't misspell dishonored?

[@wowowls7120]

EVEN MY OWN WORKERS DEFECTED TO THE BARBARIANS

[@SuPeRPiiG]

Dude i've just discovered and my god you're amazing!! :D so funny! where abouts in england you from?:)

[@bluejay101010]

"ChrisChan reference" That WILL do. Subbed.

[@Jetch3]

Whats the name of the Spongebob soundtrack? I've searched bloody everywhere.

[@sidsef5384]

That'll do, Fitz. That'll do.

[@70000pounds]

Is Spongebob music in the background?

[@FTWson]

I'm still watching these videos.

[@DuhYellowMasturr]

Hey what happened to Fitz this last month? All he said was "The charges were dropped". Did you sue him for squashing that Orange?

[@GrainsOfWar]

Casual fan from Hawaii here: That'll do, Fitz. That'll do.

[@yourimpossibletoisgn]

Can I please be given a numerical value for a rating please something like ign's scale of between 9/10 and 10/10 would be nice.

[@TalkernateHistory]

When will we meet your German cousin, Fritzthistlewits?

[@LVicentini]

Just come back. We miss you fitz

[@OnCoGoD]

omg im 6 vids in and this guy so so consistently funny, good job sir.. good job

[@blazerashbringer2001]

Fitzthistlewits Funnyjunk has brought me here and i rly love your clever sense of humor,I subbed to you keep up the good work!

[@blazerashbringer2001]

Sad Man Oh look a Filthy Normie

[@Benanimate]

Blazer Ashbringer cool meme

[@blazerashbringer2001]

sealers You just jelly of my MLG SWAG 360 NO SCOPE MEMES

[@thomas40444]

+Blazer Ashbringer Sadly, the creator of these videos, Fitzthistlewits, committed suicide a while back. There is no more good work to keep up, as he is no longer with us.

[@blazerashbringer2001]

thomas40444 the fuck why?

[@Dimlight-music]

As an American, I was going to type a retort, but my hands are covered in lard and dorito dust. Carry on, red coat.

[@homerbloodysimpson]

I thought this was Russell Brand for a minute - but then I realised that Russell talks faster. nvm...

[@Sidthistlewits]

Yes, I'm not your brother. Pause for dramatic effect... BECAUSE YOU WERE ADOPTED!

[@TheWiredWonder]

Congratulations Fizzyfindlebitz on another stunning analysis of a Computer fun game happy time, i hope to see at least 2.5 more in the future to come

[@unknownandunnamed]

I wonder how many still remember Chris-chan

[@celticantifa]

you have a very unique sense of humor, indeed a good video

[@chrisbent5734]

You, sir, deserve way more views!

[@piqueteer]

Because the numbers represent words?

[@smellymoose56]

I have missed these videos greatly.

[@pb25801705]

man you are too good, dont stop making videos anytime soon

[@Desregaurd]

I'm so glad I stumbled on this video, you have gained +1 subscribers. Have an internet cookie.

[@pikemand1410]

"Durr wat is a joek? Give me another hamburger" -MsYankeePoodle

[@chunkymilk]

Fitz, is that an SS uniform you're wearing in your avatar?

[@devil238]

Wait do Americans actually think they have a discernable cultue? Aside from eating deepfried butter of course.

[@MissingCommentSorry]

The charges weren't dropped this time. RIP in piece.

[@EyeofValor]

Just found you. I love this stuff, you sir are pretty goddam funny.

[@MacGregor3]

Sir this is the president speaking, I demand you come back

[@Lius525]

0:35 He straight up reads "pause for laughter" from the script ROFL. Andy Kaufmann level of comedy genius.

[@Sidthistlewits]

Some might think that you wouldn't ever pronounce S as Z, but then again, we have Bruise, Busy, Desert, Design, Easy, Housing, Isla, Japanese, Laser, Lose, Muse, Peas, Poison, Presume, Present, President, Raise, Revise, Rise, Scissors, Taser, Teaser, These, Thursday, etc. And then they'd be wrong, wouldn't they?

[@OutlawOtaku]

Uk and USA please don't fight. It hurts to watch my friends argue ;_;

[@codesymphony]

"Sorry for the lack of content.." :(

[@TookYoCookiez]

Masterpiece of Comedic writing and performance. Bravo Sir, Bravo.

[@radestevanovic2765]

0:36 LOL Personality and trait spot on.

[@Zakkukouhai]

I live in kamehameha and I find this incredibly accurate

[@Sidthistlewits]

Charges may have been dropped, but they bounced right back up.