Worlds Longest Speedrun IS BROKEN - Civ 5 Marathon

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

Күн бұрын

Today we accidentally speedrun the worlds slowest game of civilization 5! Thats right a civ 5 marathon game the slowest game possibble! 3X slower than normal with a total game length of 1500 turns! But what the developers didnt realise is that they built a broken perfectly balanced gamespeed by not lowering the rate barbarians spawn meaning every few turns a new barb camp spawns. Yet it takes 30 turns just to build a warrior. So you end up in a fun situation where the AI is getting destroyed by the barbarians.
So what if we exploit this broken gameplay feature by playing as songhai who generates gold from conquering barb camps. As we are playing on marathon 3X speed we also get 3X the reward! And with comparatively more barb camps spawning we can use the huge bonus of gold to swarm and rush our fellow AI players allowing us to Speedrun the worlds slowest Game of Civ 5. So let the spiffing brit try and exploit his way to victory whilst dodging nuclear Gandhi and his desire for the apocalypse!
If you liked the look of Sid Meier's Civilization 5 then you can grab it here from steam here! And as it is the steam summer sale be sure to exploit a good price: store.steampowered.com/app/89...
00:00 - Intro
00:57 - Welcome to the Game!
02:47 - Clearing our first barbarians
04:36 - Farming Gold & XP
06:24 - Revealing barb camps
08:14 - Going to war
09:30 - FREE GOLD!
09:50 - Slow construction
11:09 - Finishing the catapults
13:04 - Attack on Egypt
14:48 - War on Ethiopia
16:30 - The fall of Greece
18:12 - Attacking the Ottomans
19:59 - Fastest domination victory
21:41 - Victory
23:45 - Thanks for watching!
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title: Worlds Longest Speed Run - Civ 5 Marathon
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@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын
*"I want the game to be 3X slower... But The Barbs spawn 3X faster..."* - Sid Meier Inventing suffering circa 2010
@arnoldschmarkenfrecker7839
@arnoldschmarkenfrecker7839 Жыл бұрын
@@ZBlinkZ bad business idea pal
@jakobasp2321
@jakobasp2321 Жыл бұрын
@@ZBlinkZ Good luck
@DWSP101
@DWSP101 Жыл бұрын
You need to do the exploits on the old black and white one or Black and White 2 God sandbox simulator game for the computer I think you would find the exploits to be quite funny
@Mr.Marcus
@Mr.Marcus Жыл бұрын
@@arnoldschmarkenfrecker7839 Agreed
@Dan280974
@Dan280974 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@apocrypha5363
@apocrypha5363 Жыл бұрын
Spiff, when they eventually wheel him into an old people's home: "This care home may cost several thousand pounds per month, but *oh my* what they haven't thought of is: the tea here is free... So if I simply drink 18,000 cups of tea per day, then..."
@danielpickering3888
@danielpickering3888 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, spiff has lost his mind in his old age and instead of making a video he's just explaining his 'genius' plan to the resident potted plant
@DTinkerer
@DTinkerer Жыл бұрын
18,001 1 pound tea’s.
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
Spiff stealing all the TEA, handing it to his relatives who then sell the tea, to others, just so that the profits made can be used to buy Yorkshire Tea Gold.
@mattevans4377
@mattevans4377 Жыл бұрын
@@danielpickering3888 But then all he needs is a whale, then he can exchange them for some missiles....
@kaimacdonald3006
@kaimacdonald3006 Жыл бұрын
and then by having another person pick up the missile at the exact same time they duplicate the missile and create thousands
@poilboiler
@poilboiler Жыл бұрын
Songhai's unique ability is they loot more gold when taking cities. Egypt's unique building is a tomb (temple replacement) that provides extra happiness but enemies loot more gold when taking the city. A great neighbor. :D
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын
The more you know!
@FayezButts
@FayezButts Жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit also Thebes rhymes with weebs
@Jamie-st6of
@Jamie-st6of Жыл бұрын
@@FayezButts actually rhymes with weebees
@alonsoACR
@alonsoACR Жыл бұрын
@@Jamie-st6of actually rhymes with letters
@happytrees6484
@happytrees6484 Жыл бұрын
@@alonsoACR actually rhymes with factually
@lilbobber2452
@lilbobber2452 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty broken with germany too. They also get extra gold from barb camps and they get FREE UNITS from them too! Meaning you can get exponentially more units from it, which you can then use to kill enemy civs or tribute citystates for even more gold! This makes for an excellent snowball start!
@Kenfren
@Kenfren Жыл бұрын
I had the same thought as well, Germany would be god tier on this speed
@scarletevans4474
@scarletevans4474 Жыл бұрын
From some other "broken" civs, I really like to play marathon + raging barbarians with Shoshones. You get strong scouts that you upgrade to Composite Bowman, then to Crossbowman, Gatlings.. etc., with no movement penalty, plus you can choose what you want to gain from Ancient Ruins! And once I even had Fountain of Youth in such game too, making my several 2-shot + extra range + no movement penalty + survivalism + double healing Gatlings an ultimate killing machines! :D
@RENO_K
@RENO_K Жыл бұрын
like necromancy huh
@blackwhite9668
@blackwhite9668 Жыл бұрын
too many unit and too many unkeep
@dylanb2990
@dylanb2990 Жыл бұрын
@@blackwhite9668 if you get too many units you can gift them to city states for free influence.
@Torvar
@Torvar Жыл бұрын
My first game of this, I sat down for 16 hours and didn't move until it was over.
@philippepanayotov9632
@philippepanayotov9632 Жыл бұрын
This is my way of CIVing since 1997 :)
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын
just one more turn...
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf Жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Hold up, you have a member icon for your own channel. Am I just out of the loop or is this something new?
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker Жыл бұрын
Conserving as much energy as possible to be used instead for gaming. I respect that Mewtwo grindset.
@Nitidus
@Nitidus Жыл бұрын
@@hungrymusicwolf You need to be a member to be able to gift memberships, or something. Might be related to the recent "breaking KZbin" stream. I watched it completely and remember nothing, haha sorry
@NatePrawdzik
@NatePrawdzik Жыл бұрын
After years, I finally accomplished the one goal I had for Civ 5: I built every wonder in the same city (which requires insane culture because you have to unlock all the trees and you have to switch ideologies multiple times as well). Multiple restarts to get the right land types in the starting city was required. I had to save scum a few times in early game to roll back after the AI would build one first, then build it first, but once the city becomes a powerhouse, then that no longer was necessary.
@dhxmg
@dhxmg Жыл бұрын
Congrats, that's awesome!
@billmagundie6866
@billmagundie6866 Жыл бұрын
That's sick
@guest273
@guest273 Жыл бұрын
Weren't you the guy that posted about this on the Civ 5 reddit? Because I swear that I've seen this before.
@NatePrawdzik
@NatePrawdzik Жыл бұрын
@@guest273 I'm probably not the first person to do this, or even talk about it. Backstory is my wife and I used to travel from UT to CA and back a couple times a year to visit family, and she's the one who preferred to do the long drive. So I had a setup with power in the car, Steam in offline mode, and my laptop on a little tray (to avoid burning my lap after awhile)... I would just play CIV 5 on these trips, as it is one of the best games when you can't go online.
@BNK2442
@BNK2442 Жыл бұрын
Share the save with us!
@guest273
@guest273 Жыл бұрын
Spiff: I'm going to be doing something that is broken OP today. *Civ 5:* _Alright, might as well spawn Spiff 6 tiles away from a Fountain of Youth._
@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155
@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155 Жыл бұрын
I have almost 1k hours in this game and I've never even seen fountain of youth. This man is a wizard
@isidornimages
@isidornimages Жыл бұрын
@@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155 I haven't played unmodded Civ V in a long time, but there's a mod called "Really Advanced Setup". With that you can, among many other things, set specific wonders to spawn near you.
@samvimes9510
@samvimes9510 Жыл бұрын
@@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155 I've only got 440 hours in the game, but I've never seen it either. Actually, looking at the list of natural wonders on the wiki, there are _a lot_ I've never seen.
@anglo-aspidmapping8870
@anglo-aspidmapping8870 Жыл бұрын
@@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155 i only spawn with sri pada
@xPWxDexter
@xPWxDexter Жыл бұрын
My Favorite Civ, glad to see you doing another one on V
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎
@philippepanayotov9632
@philippepanayotov9632 Жыл бұрын
Spiff is a legend!
@MissionKriticalCreator
@MissionKriticalCreator Жыл бұрын
I agree Civ 5 Is the Best!!
@MWBalls
@MWBalls Жыл бұрын
My favorite way to play civ 5 was as Venice on marathon speed. Focus on wonders and trade routes, by the time the world congress happens you have absurd money to buy every city state vote and do whatever you want.
@makisekurisu8594
@makisekurisu8594 Жыл бұрын
does it work on deity?
@mauriceelet6376
@mauriceelet6376 Жыл бұрын
barbarian camps are op. in civ 6 on marathon deity, i use them to get some early golden ages up. you need a ton, but its the only way you get anything at all in early game.
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын
shhh your spoiling the next civ video ;)
@emmaseay4068
@emmaseay4068 Жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit :o
@SuperCrumpets
@SuperCrumpets Жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit when are you going to play the superior civ4?
@zaydbuscher3348
@zaydbuscher3348 Жыл бұрын
RIP technoblade
@Leyrann
@Leyrann Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a simpler way to guarantee a golden age simply be to explore a ton, get goody huts and meet civs?
@ddbulldogs12
@ddbulldogs12 Жыл бұрын
We've finally come full circle. He's having fun just playing a game optimally
@jonathanwilson4389
@jonathanwilson4389 Жыл бұрын
love how the adviser warns you against making the game-winning move
@NameNik223
@NameNik223 Жыл бұрын
I really like to play marathon games because they make each Era feel like a completely different game instead of a rush through ages
@SithBowman
@SithBowman Жыл бұрын
Fun thing is, playing on Marathon IS how you do certain actual Civ 5 speedruns. If you do a Deity Domination Speedrun, like I did, it stops the AI from building more units, so you can easily take out their capital and win. You still end up winning in
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 Жыл бұрын
This is a blast from the past. Civ V is like coming back to an old family house and just taking in the sights. Very fun to watch. :D
@uradgula5258
@uradgula5258 Жыл бұрын
I really like the citystate game in civ5. It's a bit more dull in civ6 imo. Being able to intimidate citystates when surrounding them with your army is such a neat game mechanic
@bandulad7695
@bandulad7695 Жыл бұрын
Spliffy: Aw nice a great person spawn! A great general! *Guderian* Spliffy: We’ll send him straight to the front. *Blitzkrieg intensifies*
@heartbeat4atinman
@heartbeat4atinman Жыл бұрын
As a tall-building wonder rusher, this is why I always play on Quick.
@dan4461
@dan4461 Жыл бұрын
and settler
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of improvements I like in Civ 6 but 5 is just so much... cleaner? Smoother? The aesthetics and gameplay is just better.
@Kilthan2050
@Kilthan2050 Жыл бұрын
Civ 5 is far and away superior to 6. Base Civ 6 was painful to the point that the expansions didn’t sound like they fixed any of the issues.
@MWBalls
@MWBalls Жыл бұрын
@@Kilthan2050 My favorite way to play civ 5 was as Venice, one mega wonder filled city. The fundamental design of civ 6 destroys that playstyle and im still salty about it.
@unyieldingsarcasm2505
@unyieldingsarcasm2505 Жыл бұрын
@@Kilthan2050 They didnt fix anything, they added way more problems. loyalty and weather, the big 2 systems both the expansions added, are both a utter mess to this day. 5 is far and away the better game, the only thing even good about 6 is the district system they stole from endless legend, and even THAT they messed up, as in endless legend districts dont stop the tile they are on being worked, in civ6 they do. So you downgrade cities in a way when they have allot of districts.
@Niraol
@Niraol Жыл бұрын
5 is my #1 turn based strategy game for sure
@Sam-gf6ue
@Sam-gf6ue Жыл бұрын
@@MWBalls same. Early science and production and you can steamroll with wonders
@OmikronTitan
@OmikronTitan Жыл бұрын
Any "balance" really goes out the window with marathon. Always gives fun solo games.
@AtomicArtumas
@AtomicArtumas Жыл бұрын
This entire time I was just questioning why Spiff wasn't using Bismarck/Germany instead. They're the true Marathon OP civ. Instead of getting money, you just get a unit every time you take a barb camp. And those units are based on your science progress, where-as barb camp spawns are based on world average and capped to a point. So you can eventually get modern units out of destroying a spearman by driving a tank into the camp. If you're playing with enough difficulty mods for the game to last long enough.
@pathwaytousername
@pathwaytousername Жыл бұрын
I think Spiff's strat is more practical because it's multi-dimensional. Sure, you can indeed receive units from killing barbs, but the gold Spiff got is multi-purpose. You do need to take care of high maintenance costs with larger armies, and of course the stunted growth from settler production can murder a run.
@Yeldren
@Yeldren Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. Germany has a 2/3rds chance of getting a unit, and from my experience you get the unit that was in the camp when the camp is destroyed - or the last barbarian unit in the camp if it was empty. You're not getting a Mechanized Infantry from destroying a spearman with a tank, you're getting the spearman. You also get less money from clearing out camps, because we wouldn't want it to be *too* overpowered. Still, you get a massive army at the start of the game by clearing out barbarian camps.
@falcie7743
@falcie7743 Жыл бұрын
I love how the AI at the end tried to stop you from attacking. Uh, no I do want to attack. See? I won.
@jessd76
@jessd76 Жыл бұрын
The Civ Series is my absolute favorite of all time and good to see Spiff exploiting away in a lot less time I would need to get such a win. Splendid!
@jamesrg5115
@jamesrg5115 Жыл бұрын
I remember before G+K and BNW came out, an exploit I used to do was to try to rush ancient ruins with an archer or scout. If you got lucky enough and got the unit upgrade , you could get late game mechanised infantry in the classical era. Since there werent any composite bowmen or gatling guns, archers would upgrade straight to crossbowmen, then to riflemen.
@DegradationDomain_stuff
@DegradationDomain_stuff Жыл бұрын
Funny. I always play on marathon in Civ. I like to take it slow, relax, and watch. The start might be underwhelming, agree.
@MatthewChenault
@MatthewChenault Жыл бұрын
It also makes the game feel more impactful. Wars drag on for longer while you can watch your empire slowly grow over time. It works especially well on a huge map.
@bigfudge2031
@bigfudge2031 Жыл бұрын
I'm the exact opposite, I hate slow games, I always play on quick or online speed because I rarely ever finish games anyway and at the very least I don't want to just spend my turns waiting for things.
@DegradationDomain_stuff
@DegradationDomain_stuff Жыл бұрын
@@bigfudge2031 we are not so different then: I rarely finish games too. I always press "please one more turn..."
@isidornimages
@isidornimages Жыл бұрын
I'm another one that also play marathon. I prefer the biggest size maps and it gives time to explore. It also makes more units useful before they become obsolete.
@ravignir
@ravignir Жыл бұрын
playing on slower speeds makes the game way easier
@mr_dnd
@mr_dnd Жыл бұрын
Hi Spiff Absolutely love Civ V! Hope to see even more of it, love your content!
@jasonhilts2661
@jasonhilts2661 Жыл бұрын
i gotta say, the best civ exploit ever still has to go to civ 3 for their "you are bankrupt, but we aren't going to do anything about it" exploit where you could run a negative income with 0 gold, and all the game would do was warn you of impending bankruptcy, every turn, until the end of the game.
@davidchristian3541
@davidchristian3541 Жыл бұрын
You don't know how happy it made me when Spiff said 200% longer and actually gave the correct 300% total statistic associated with it! Apparently most people assume (x times more) means (x times as much) instead of (n + x times as much). ☺️
@xanderberry8439
@xanderberry8439 Жыл бұрын
Yes it's so annoying when they say 200% more but it's just 200%
@thepower7803
@thepower7803 Жыл бұрын
People think that because the language and grammar gives mathematical wiggle room. Like you put the parentheses there and that’s nice but ain’t no fucking distributive property or pendas in English language ya feel. So we go to cultural norms.. in my case I think this is the first time I’ve heard of n+x(y%) outside of a non academic setting… is this a non American thing?
@ashlyy1341
@ashlyy1341 Жыл бұрын
@@thepower7803 idk if it's a non-american thing but you don't even need the parenthesis provided here. the phrasing itself covers it - 200% MORE. more than what ? more than what you had. if you have 10 apples, then having 200% more apples has to be 30 apples. or another way is to ask "what would 100% more be then ?" it's one of those where people just hear the number and ignore the context. similar to how people get confused that 19th century means 1800s and not 1900s (because the 1st century was years 0-99AD and the 2nd century started year 100). easy and common mistakes, but also very obvious if you think about what was said for like half a second
@thepower7803
@thepower7803 Жыл бұрын
@@ashlyy1341 the 200% is a number the more is a qualifier, could be less. Still doesn’t tell u what the number is applying to just how it applies
@jacobisler2720
@jacobisler2720 Жыл бұрын
Nerdiest way to say 3 times longer award goes to you and spiff good sirs. 1 x 3 = 3 and 1 + 2 = 3. :)
@philippepanayotov9632
@philippepanayotov9632 Жыл бұрын
Yet another CIV5 video
@ChenTheRainbow
@ChenTheRainbow Жыл бұрын
Really hope you start making more Civ 6 videos soon, those introduced me to you and I felt like there was so much potential there
@baboonaiih
@baboonaiih Жыл бұрын
I just started playing Civ V a couple days ago and yesterday watched a bunch of old spiffing Brit Civ videos... now this video comes out? crazy.
@ErikLevelUp
@ErikLevelUp Жыл бұрын
Great video as always! ^-^ I really like the tortuously sloooooooooooooooooooow Civ 5 game settings you used and your strategies for coping with it by exploiting barbs was great! :D
@yodatheweeb
@yodatheweeb Жыл бұрын
Always love watching Spiff play Civ, honestly my favorite videos to chill with Plus I get strategies I want to try Thank you Spiff, always love your gaming and exploits
@jeagle9493
@jeagle9493 Жыл бұрын
Been watching for years, finally have tea to enjoy this with. 10/10, would recommend.
@sagacious03
@sagacious03 Жыл бұрын
Interesting run & analysis video! Thanks for uploading!
@n_core
@n_core Жыл бұрын
I recommend you to try Civ V with Community Patch or even with the "Vox Populi" modpack. Community Patch is a QoL improvement for the game, you have to own all Civ V DLCs in order to use it. Vox Populi is a community-made expansion for the game that revolves around balance and also utilize lots of Community Patch features. It's a gameplay overhaul and almost totally new experience from the vanilla Civ V.
@ninjanothewise8214
@ninjanothewise8214 Жыл бұрын
I always love seeing Spiff vids. Always a good time.
@ludovicdisson3668
@ludovicdisson3668 Жыл бұрын
This was on a map where all civs are on your starting continent. Imagine having to wait until you research the caravel to actually defeat all AI civs. That would have been significantly longer... And painful
@christopherraymond
@christopherraymond Жыл бұрын
Love your Civ V videos. Idk why but you discovered the Fountain of Youth super early and didn't even acknowledge how rare or OP it can be.
@mickael4806
@mickael4806 Жыл бұрын
Great funny vid bro, keep it up ! Just started playing Civ5 again too :)
@yourethatmantis5178
@yourethatmantis5178 Жыл бұрын
Spiff just finding The Fountain of Youth on turn 3...
@Dalynx09
@Dalynx09 Жыл бұрын
As a Civ VI main I'm ashamed to say I've never played Civ V
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын
HOWWWW! Go play it now! That is an order
@Dalynx09
@Dalynx09 Жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Ok do I steal It from someone in my family? Also I have all DLC's in Civ VI and I'm currently Achievement hunting so welp
@ceefour11
@ceefour11 Жыл бұрын
@@Dalynx09 you need to play it
@SuperCrumpets
@SuperCrumpets Жыл бұрын
stop playing fake civ and play civ4
@paulelderson934
@paulelderson934 Жыл бұрын
Civ V is great, but the happiness system will feel very clunky and outdated. Civ VI is all about expansion, while Civ V is more about going tall.
@Lionhitch
@Lionhitch Жыл бұрын
Let’s go I got the gold that will totally arrive and won’t be “lost in transit” into a wormhole that leads to spiffs warehouse
@Lionhitch
@Lionhitch Жыл бұрын
@Unknown User I don’t think you know all of the people hiding in the gold transporter
@abstractassassin4919
@abstractassassin4919 Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched the video yet but Civ videos are always good fun!
@Killvinversion2
@Killvinversion2 Жыл бұрын
Don't know if anyone else has said it, but a very useful tip at all levels of play: Setting the city's focus to Production in the City View menu, and then manually placing population where you want allows you to get extra production in the same turns when population grows because of how production is added immediately after the population increases on the same turn. You can then move the new pop into w/e tile you want. Slightly more micromanaging but especially useful at the beginning.
@Kitten202021
@Kitten202021 Жыл бұрын
@The Spiffing Brit - I just got my most beautifully perfectly balanced coin today featuring the only man that can come close to matching your magnificence: Reanu Keeves. It is indeed glorious! Very well made and an extremely lovely design on it, it also has a very nice weight to it, I enjoy the heaftiness to it. GREAT JOB!
@Ultima3755
@Ultima3755 Жыл бұрын
Marathon speed and you left animations on! You absolute mad man!
@Claymanation
@Claymanation Жыл бұрын
Best Civ game by far!! I love the videos on it
@GwainSagaFanChannel
@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын
The spiffing brit going along with the first spawnposition instead of resetting the game while spawning next to a dessert is a chad move.
@zacharyking3374
@zacharyking3374 Жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever liked a Spiff video in the required amount of likes!! I can't wait for my Barbarian gold!
@AfaqueAhmed_
@AfaqueAhmed_ Жыл бұрын
Finally the entire civilisation will be drinking tea now . What a glorious day !
@drognnarthorellan2211
@drognnarthorellan2211 Жыл бұрын
And a glorious banana. didn't need to hear anything else I'm subbing now lol
@wymarsane7305
@wymarsane7305 Жыл бұрын
"World's Longest Speedrun" Baten Kaitos 100%: "Am I a joke to you?"
@someguy4252
@someguy4252 Жыл бұрын
how about fates gates of dawn 100%?
@Madiannereid
@Madiannereid Жыл бұрын
I was watching in the background and every time you said “Barb Camp” I was hearing “Bobcat” and was momentarily extremely confused.
@Lore_Wise
@Lore_Wise Жыл бұрын
And wah-bam! Spiff cheered as he made preparations to conquer another city. Are you sure you want to do this? his military advisor asked. Did I stutter? Wah...Bam... and in a ball of fire another civilization was conquered only to be lost to the ages.
@SeraphimKnight
@SeraphimKnight Жыл бұрын
That free gold bit at 9:30 reminded me of the LRR sketch "Staggeringly Fast Loans".
@calebpermenter4044
@calebpermenter4044 Жыл бұрын
Excited to watch, oh and you should absolutely check out MTG arena original decks since you like MTG :)
@alx_slav4068
@alx_slav4068 Жыл бұрын
i like that the video is faster paced than usual.
@jjaffe2665
@jjaffe2665 Жыл бұрын
Like every game, it is always balanced wink wink.
@psycoklown8461
@psycoklown8461 Жыл бұрын
Its always balanced until...the Yorkshire Tea begins to flow.
@jamesking7946
@jamesking7946 Жыл бұрын
Just stumbled onto this channel loving it. Not sure if you take requests but if you do I'd be interested in seeing you break Restaurant Empire.
@mythicalent2878
@mythicalent2878 Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT
@Brage-
@Brage- Жыл бұрын
Spiff is like lets game it out but he actually uploads 😆
@jdxv134
@jdxv134 Жыл бұрын
pretty good video first one i knew about before the video i think though haha. i use the Aztecs and just surround barb encampments with ranged units to far culture and money
@Megas_1
@Megas_1 Жыл бұрын
Thank you spiffington for making curious as to whether civ 5 is on sale. Of course it is. It's steam summer sale time
@Doxo-xp2ez
@Doxo-xp2ez Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 3mil spiff :) I raise my cup of Yorkshire tea to u sir!!
@Nalkahn
@Nalkahn Жыл бұрын
Earlier this month, I launch a game of Civ5 after many years without playing it. The same configuration with the same goal. I stopped few turns after year 0.
@Gordonius
@Gordonius Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 3 mil!
@Santti1989
@Santti1989 Жыл бұрын
Yep, this is basically why I like to play Songhai. I almost always play Marathon anyway, and it didn't take long to notice this little thing. Fighting Barbarians is also quite a lot simpler on Marathon as well, as a single Warrior is usually more than enough to clear a camp. Much harder to do on faster speeds, as the Barbarians spawn too fast for a Warrior to keep up with a constant need to heal in between attacks.
@razatk629
@razatk629 Жыл бұрын
You always deliver a good video to sip some godly bags of Yorkshire Tea Gold to, like the Tea fanatics we all know we are
@Juiceboxhero08
@Juiceboxhero08 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos!!!!
@pulsefel9210
@pulsefel9210 Жыл бұрын
a civ 5? and my favorite mode? spiff you wonderful person!
@mk-ultraviolence1760
@mk-ultraviolence1760 Жыл бұрын
I imagine you could also do this with Bismark as well since he is also really good with lots of barbarians.
@tristanalexander3275
@tristanalexander3275 Жыл бұрын
I think my biggest gripe with civ vi is that if you don't spam settlers in the early game, you're almost certainly screwed unless you're a civ like Rome, Scythia, or Macedon which can easily come back by conquering nearby city states. I've heard that in Civ V, focusing on improving one city is just as viable a strat as trying to spread far and wide, which I like.
@Subsandsoda
@Subsandsoda Жыл бұрын
Spiff: steals a worker Egypt: I will never financially recover from this
@poopsiexpants
@poopsiexpants Жыл бұрын
Been subbed since less than 1.5 mil and excited to see spiff break 3 million! He deserves every bit of this exposure and I can’t wait til my kids are old enough to be his 6 millionth subscribers!
@SuperKale2000
@SuperKale2000 Жыл бұрын
I looked for two years and finally found a store that sells Yorkshire Gold... it tastes amazing. Thanks spiff for the recommendation every video.
@darknature4042
@darknature4042 Жыл бұрын
2 hours ago I stumbled upon a skryim,a perfect game with no bugs whatsoever,now I'm here adding tea to my shoppinglist and considering how to beat nuke happy Ghandi
@undersea_dragons4368
@undersea_dragons4368 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 3 mill 🥳
@MareSerenitis
@MareSerenitis Жыл бұрын
Another weird civ5 outlier is Carthage, the famous boat enjoyers, absolutely owning highlands maps. As soon as they get thier first great general, every single land unit they own can waltz over mountains as they please (but lose 50% hp if they end turn on one). "You daft sod, why you picking a sea empire for a mountain map?" Oh, I er, just like the colour is all.
@Azzie420
@Azzie420 Жыл бұрын
If you have any gold with extra blood that’d be great because Skarbrand’s been upset ever since you smacked his melee defense down to 0
@legowatto609
@legowatto609 Жыл бұрын
Man I love me some civ 5 from my favourite professional exploiter :). Gonna enjoy this video while having a nice cup of coffee (tea is good but not as good as coffee sorry 🙃)
@kylehurlburt6114
@kylehurlburt6114 Жыл бұрын
Songhai, Egypt, Ottomans, Ethiopia and Cape Town all together. Well done map generator.
@shernundukas
@shernundukas Жыл бұрын
2 days ago I played civ 5 with my friends and Spiffing Brit uploads a video rn. The world is perfectly balanced.
@Derekzparty
@Derekzparty Жыл бұрын
Ramesses II of Egypt called Spiff honest. I find this hilarious.
@thearceus98
@thearceus98 Жыл бұрын
Ah, songhai marathon. My favorite game mode
@lina9535
@lina9535 Жыл бұрын
This gave me slight "war" flashbacks xD Me and some friends played marathon a few times, and one of those, I was beseiged so early, and so often, that the others had to create a ring of troops around my city just to keep me from being murdered by the barbarians xD
@joeshabado1431
@joeshabado1431 Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot. I have all kinds of shit to do today so when I woke up I said "no civ today, gotta do stuff." Figured I'd treat myself to a video while I smoked a ciggy. Now I'm 120 turns into a new game and it's all your fault!
@emtonaxelsson5383
@emtonaxelsson5383 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on hitting 3 million!!!
@pathwaytousername
@pathwaytousername Жыл бұрын
I bet you could make it even faster by trading with the AI to get their gold, which you could use to buy units, and which they can't, similar to the diplo favor in the no city challenge.
@ItsJellyTime
@ItsJellyTime Жыл бұрын
This comment is meant to indicate to the algorithm that I (we) still enjoy Civ 5 content, Spiff, and the destruction of multiple forms of decency in the name of speed and efficiency. Cheers :)
@jamesmeppler6375
@jamesmeppler6375 Жыл бұрын
I feel i miss the point of civ in general, I played first 3 games and never really liked it. It looks the same but with better graphics and more characters. I'm here for spiff, though this video is making me fall asleep and I've lost what's going on Maybe I don't like it because its not earth. Like someone took the precursors of our nations on a different planet for some, nefarious, scientific reason? I get the point of using human nations so you can use your favorite unit. I feel it needs story not just excessive strategy So the game is always the same, but how you win...is different? Makes me appreciate the total war games much more.
@TWFlathead
@TWFlathead Жыл бұрын
I like drinking coffee while listening to your videos
@L0LWTF1337
@L0LWTF1337 Жыл бұрын
It's actually so weird that you have to "rush" to build world wonders. The Pharao wasn't like "We need to build this Pyramid quickly before the greeks beat us to it!" He was like "Be finished in 40 years so you can store my corpse in it. And also the one of the architect even if he is still alive."
@ironwolf5802
@ironwolf5802 Жыл бұрын
My brother introduced me to the series with Civ 4 as a little middle schooler and it's one of my favorite games to just listen to something and just try and bully the game. Mostly it doesn't work but I try.
@AtomicDoorknob
@AtomicDoorknob Жыл бұрын
right out the gate with major factual facts being spat
@tomweetikveel102
@tomweetikveel102 Жыл бұрын
I like the art deco design so much in this game
@bravemoon2124
@bravemoon2124 Жыл бұрын
We definitely need more civ 5 here
@PsychoticPengu
@PsychoticPengu Жыл бұрын
8:50 Me, an Intellectual: "Theebz" Spiffing, a Gentleman: "Theh-behs"
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 Жыл бұрын
So what I'm getting from this is that in this game setup, the wild barbarians living out in the wilderness somehow manage to reproduce at least three times faster than the people living in the cities with their food supplied by agriculture. Therefore I'm wondering where I can sign up to become a barbarian and 'contribute' to this 'population growth' if you know what I mean.
@jaksongraham9516
@jaksongraham9516 Жыл бұрын
Love to see more
@BrocolocoDiscord
@BrocolocoDiscord Жыл бұрын
Anyone reading this, the work you've been putting in is going to pay off real soon! Just please don't stop! Keep going 💯🙏🏽!
@gjheintzman
@gjheintzman Жыл бұрын
One more turn…
@davidlabas1826
@davidlabas1826 Жыл бұрын
Good bot
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