Civ 5: The Great War

In this highly educational fake documentary, we take a look at the largest war in alternate history!
Starring Ian and Kyle
With narration by Ethan Gelinas
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
Based on Sid Meier's Civilization V: store.steampowered.com/app/8930/
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[@Peanutcat]

"And then.. Ghandi" I fucking died.

[@General12th]

literally!

[@galmone3772]

of course you died , there were nukes every-fucking-where.

[@lukejohns5900]

Peanutcat no more needed to be said, just ghandi

[@Charlestic]

2:55 for anyone who wants a button to go there

[@InuyashaHanyu]

*Gandhi

[@simonwallace2848]

"Oh, I hate Gandhi." "Gandhi murdered my family." Laughing so hard it hurts. The delivery of the lines is perfect.

[@biffin1123]

It's Gandhi, not Ghandi.

[@kinagrill]

He nuked everything. so yeah, very likely that Ghandi did murder his parents. :p

[@duelphantom6065]

It's funnier that they clipped back with no pause

[@lindaakesson8403]

I just think they should overexaggerate culture a little better :)

[@encycl07pedia-]

@@kinagrill How stupid are you? The name is "Gandhi."

[@sirolaf1588]

"Russia was deemed the winner, simply because they were no longer around." The actual explanation of the science victory

[@Otakupatriot117]

And that's why domination only is the best mode in my opinion. It's the only way the game truly feels like it's "Over". That and you actually get to explore late game combat, and civs like Germany and Japan aren't worthless.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexdias4319]

Who would win the Persian Empire vs The thirteen Colonies

[@chrisvids184]

@@Otakupatriot117 i at a minimum disable religious vistory lol so i agree

[@axios4702]

It also makes sense story wise, its the only way not to piss off anyone...

[@alphahunter4791]

Egypt probably knows what was happening and has it all recorded in their great library.

[@purpledevilr7463]

Thus allowing their science to be ignored, thus allowing them to build more.

[@tiberiuscanineus8705]

I actually play Egypt in Civ V as my favorite country. This video fully represents my game style. I build all the World Wonders and then I get the most population. Eventually, I get the Science Victory.

[@artjoms.5999]

I'm speak Russian best . First i don't understand a joke. But now i got it, and nobody can stop my laugh)

[@karimtharwat6662]

As an Egyptian, I agree.

[@NStripleseven]

Yeah....

[@nucleargandhi2709]

"I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something." Every single fucking AI ally I've ever had.

[@aLukepop]

You say ai like players won't do that too.

[@ElvenShot]

Hugh Garmany is why Genghis is best ally. "I just need to finish this Keshik, then I'll build another Keshik or something"

[@SimonAshworthWood]

Heh! "I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something." - That's the way I think when I get dragged into a war that I didn't want.

[@MrFaorry]

Me every single game, even if i started the war.

[@tanith117]

AI: Yes I will declare war on them for 10 turns. *And Nothing happens on their side for 10 turns*

[@CalamityDiamond]

"The Egyptians just built things. They didn't seem to know why."

[@games-rc9td]

69 likes

[@shorelockhomes943]

L.O.L.

[@micahlehrke9]

Played as Egypt, that is the exact truth.

[@lucasisofdarkness5423]

Yes truly

[@user-rx6xu6bs8c]

Because BATMA... wait a minute... it isn't Batman in Civ V.

[@TexboyGamer]

"Crabs are banned for some reason". Subbed for this line

[@DoorMonster]

Yes, we did it! Welcome aboard :)

[@naapurinjorma6634]

I cant tell in this comment how funny it was

[@patricklenigan4309]

Yeah# that line made my day

[@Fireheart1945]

They ARE a menace. :P

[@ciaranvaille7531]

Crabs are people, clams are people!

[@Jansay34]

"Trade deals became a method of mockery..." I finally understand the joke in this sentence. It's because the AI keeps sending unfair trade deal offers all the time (and they kept that tradition in Civ 6).

[@PatandSylus]

When I play with friends we send trade deals demanding literally everything just to mess with the other players who are losing. And we'll offer like 1 gold for every non capital city or dumb stuff like that.

[@garret1930]

@@PatandSylus i often do useless 1 to 1 trades of iron, marble, horses, etc. Just because.

[@julymagnus493]

The trade deals are probably unfair if you're not liked by whatever leader sent the deal. Otherwise they seem fine to me.

[@jrex8322]

@@julymagnus493 so if an ai gives me open borders and asks for open borders, horses, iron, truffles, spices and 3gpt its fair. And they were friendly with me at the time so it wasnt that. Its because the trading system is based off percentages and ai usually has horrible reasources

[@julymagnus493]

@@jrex8322 Oh ok I thought that they offer better deals if you're more friendly with them inversely AI Civs that hate you offer unfair deals. Basically bad deals are the result of your warmongering and grievances. That's not how it works?

[@aquatictoaster]

"Crabs are banned; for some reason".

[@LordIvor6]

Nobody likes crabs, unless you got an itch for the itch.

[@shboo2703]

I agree, they ARE a menace.

[@yansuki4240]

why they hate crabs again, something to do with religion belief?

[@steaveraphel]

the ottomans hate crabs no idea why they just do

[@General12th]

*I DON'T LIKE THEM!*

[@TheTomray94]

did you just connect all of your civ 5 episodes into one universe? that's genius! seriously, nice work.

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! It was surprisingly easy. Most Civ games must be fundamentally pretty similar.

[@dakotawilliams507]

There's just one question: who owns New Cheeseland? Also, what happened to Greece and Rome?

[@TheTomray94]

Dakota Williams were they even in any of the videos?

[@DexterLolInd]

Yeah, in the scout video.

[@TheTomray94]

Karim Abdel Hamid ok thanks for the info

[@jamestown8398]

I like how it it ends with Egypt eating grapes with a whole bunch of wonders in the background. They spent their time building up their civilization instead of fighting a useless war.

[@zbubbles4126]

Truly, they are the real winners.

[@BakeCook123]

Well they live on there own continent so

[@blam320]

@@BakeCook123 I'm pretty sure Egypt also gets a flat bonus on production of Wonders.

[@alyssinclair8598]

I mean. Says something a lil deeper, realising all the resources wasted on war could be used to build shithuge buildings

[@genli5603]

@@alyssinclair8598 Impressive buildings are usually built via crushing taxes. Cathedrals, mostly funded through donations, were the exception.

[@Drakelx55]

"Then... Gandhi" Yep, Civ V in a nutshell

[@MrTreefoz]

The rare times he actually showed up in one of my games, he did nothing. I have never seen nuclear Gandhi in one of my games.

[@Jeffro2510]

@@MrTreefoz Then he either hasnt got acess to uranium OR you play with random personalities because otherwise he has the highest Nuclear rating in the game.If he has a nuke he WILL use it (with his default personality)

[@elis7849]

@@MrTreefoz i was playing a peaceful game with gandhi as a neighbor. I was new and didnt know anything about nuclear gandhi so i declared war on him in the atomic era bc i wanted some resource i guess. Last time i did that.

[@ZachCremisiSky]

@@elis7849 all because of a glitch in the original games. They kept it turning him from peacefully to nuclear warlord

[@brettkane9175]

That's Civilization in general in a nutshell (though I think they stopped in VI).

[@hadoje1450]

then, *Ghandi*

[@williamjones5719]

I hate Ghandi

[@firepower342]

Ghandi murdered my entire family

[@hadoje1450]

Kek

[@tanith117]

Its Funny every time I play British, India Sends wave after wave of warriors against my Redcoats while the Zulus declare war on me and have a peaceful protest near my boarder.

[@hadoje1450]

*Can someone explain to me why this comment has 211 likes?*

[@rustage]

"fight aliens deal with hostile terrain" "that sounds fun but i bet it gets old pretty fast" Nice Civ Beyond Earth Diss haha

[@tylerorr3851]

could be alpha centauri. I fucking love that game

[@JonatasAdoM]

Bit does it get old pretty fast?

[@plumeater1]

No, it's Beyond Earth reference.

[@cdkumquat4953]

I thought more No Man's Sky jab.

[@jaydendayton786]

Adam Livneh You is dim(I AM THE KING OF THE CATS SO I SPELLED DIM RIGHT!)

[@controllerfreak78]

"Who just has trebuchets lying around" the answer is: me. I have trebuchets. All over the place. Not sure why I still have them honestly, it's the atomic era.

[@exoticcats6119]

My first round I didn’t know the military actually used up money because I didn’t know which things they would portray more accurately so I was confused at first why I was making like 9 gold per turn

[@Cobalt57]

Atomic trebuchets.

[@nathanjora7627]

I have them because on the DS version of Civilization, a decade ago, you couldn’t upgrade your units. Not sure you could even disband them either.

[@firewarrior9999]

Sometimes I keep them around just in case someone attacks me. My friends and I have had plenty of games where we are using whatever we can.

[@SHDUStudios]

Same

[@tacticalochoa1310]

4:04 "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism." (struggles not to break character) "Space!"

[@MidnightArcade404]

Fitting

[@vbscript2]

Elon Musk, in orbit, waving as you ascend: "Oh, hai! Isn't capitalism great?"

[@possesedcake5422]

I don’t think that quote is in there anymore?

[@tacticalochoa1310]

@@possesedcake5422 It never was. I'm referencing Command and Conquer.

[@possesedcake5422]

@@tacticalochoa1310 sorry my bad

[@labrynianrebel]

There should have been a joke about countries changing governments to democracy but the Immortal God King/Queen still has absolute power for some reason.

[@holytiramisu]

Maybe they got elected? As their title changed to President when you adopted it.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

President immortal god king.

[@user-kj5qy8ip5v]

@@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 theres a nice ring to that

[@quinnsinclair7028]

President Fuhrer King Bradley the third.

[@user-kj5qy8ip5v]

@@quinnsinclair7028 you mean immortal president fuhrer king Bradley

[@TechnologyWitch]

"-the desert of Russia." THIS. Every freaking time I play and Russia is involved, they are ALWAYS in a desert. What's up with that? XD

[@holytiramisu]

Mine's tundra, actually.

[@Walterdecarvalh0100]

for me its a industrial desert of mines and revolts. looks exactly like soviet russia

[@Voron2115]

pfffff no . Gandi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[@timonheidema6837]

For me, its actual Russia, ever considered Yet (not) Another Earth Maps Pack?

[@Adventurerblitz]

Last time I played Russia on the Earth map I started on the Nile. :D

[@ragzaugustus]

"THE ONLY PLACE FREE FROM OTTOMAN AGRESSION!" "SPAAAAAACCEEEEE"!

[@battlesevengames9479]

*Red Alert theme plays*

[@TheAustronaut03]

4:08 THE DESERT OF RUSSIA

[@maxfieldjoyner5244]

I love this comment. I can’t not hear it in a Tim Curry voice.

[@kyleweichert1553]

I’m going to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by war S P A C E

[@kingpietro1279]

i ssee what you did there red alert 3 reference

[@Veellinn]

"Trade deals became form of mockery." No England, I will NOT trade you my copper for one gold per turn and embassy!

[@plumeater1]

"Venice wants to unite the world diplomatically" By the use of Money.

[@stewy497]

I like to think that everything that happens in these Civ videos actually happened in a game you guys played.

[@DrGlickenstine]

Kyle always plays Egypt and builds. So yes.

[@kipblass2131]

After playing over 100 games myself, these guys definitely play and some of the quips really give you a little comic sting in the sides because they're so true, they not only happen in games, they happen in A LOT of games. Things like, "oh my friend is at war, this university is a higher priority for me, but after that I guess I'll build a military unit... or something." As well as two nations declare war and then suddenly everyone gets roped into it - they could have gone a step farther with this as 1.) when this happens you often find yourself suddenly at war with someone you've been cooperating with for centuries and had no intention of ever betraying, and 2.) you often find yourself at war with someone you really don't even know, like,"we're at war with Morocco? Who are they again? Oh right! remember that scout that dropped by two millenia ago? Yeah, that's them - he came from a civilization who's still in some part of the map we haven't found yet. Never bothered to talk to them, never traded with them, never had any reason feel one way or the other about them, but I guess we're at war now... with someone we can't even find." And my favorite is the line, "trade deals became a method of mockery." The other civilizations will hate you fast, hard, and forever if you declare wars and take their cities. There's a very specific way to do it where you can sidestep the warmongering penalties, but unless you're very meticulous about it, everyone will hate you, and then one after another they will denounce you which increases the hate, and then when you try to trade with them, they will only give you 1 gold (the basic unit of currency in the game) for everything,

[@jamestown8398]

Narrator: "It seemed like war would go on forever. But then, Ghandi-" Ottoman Professor: "Oh I hate Gandhi." Swedish Archeologist: "Gandhi murdered my family."

[@madjacks1177]

*Ghandi to normal people* A peace giving humanitarian who fought for the freedom of his country. *Ghandi to civilization players* A murderous warlord who will always get nukes before you and use them on you.

[@darkimpulse2829]

Didn't Ghandi beat his wife/wives?

[@deidra-v6575]

@@darkimpulse2829 Gandhi wrote an autobiography where he mentioned that he dragged her wife out of house by her wrist(when Gandhi was young), and he later said it was his ego as he didn't view her wife as an human being before(due to gender discrimination in India for long time) and he realized it was wrong and corrected himself by letting his ego go and after that time both Gandhi and her wife (kasturba gandhi) lived a happy life in which gandhi treated her equally and respected him alot and remember 1 thing Gandhi did this all when Racism was at it's peak in India, he even abolished cast system (born privileges) and did a lot of things to make Muslims and Hindus respect each other. Gandhi wasn't a very bright person from the start(you can see that in his autobiography he wrote) but with time he became the person we know him as of now

[@swahiliranger1022]

I have 1200 hours in Civ 5 and I've never been nuked by Gandhi ONCE. I'm starting to feel totally left out of the joke.

[@crazytankxd5758]

@@swahiliranger1022 It's been a thing since a bug in Civ 1. Basically, every AI leader had a "use nukes" value which would be lowered when taking a certain policy. Gandhi's value was 0, but when it was lowered via policy, it rolled over to 255 (since bits can't go negative; it would default to 10 since it can't go that high). Due to this, Gandhi went from "never use nukes at all ever" to "nuke everything because it's there". The devs, finding the oversight funny, put Gandhi at max nuke value in future titles.

[@Cobalt57]

Hank Scorpio is best boss!

[@glitchedgod]

"...and Venice got caught in the crossfire in every opportunity." Laughed so hard only because the way you guys portrayed Venice is absolutely wonderful.

[@harshitshukla]

crabs are banned for some reason ..epic

[@lite4998]

harshit shukla crabs not carbs lol

[@johnnygreenface4195]

Gondi called a ban on uranium then as soon as it ended... BOOM HEADSHOT (he nuked me)

[@leovigild_]

It's because they realized that crabs are people and they deserve rights too.

[@OverClover]

@@leovigild_ Don't forget clams as well

[@robertagren9360]

Pigs are people too

[@Yes-wp3ry]

First time Gandhi is in your game: "That's pretty cool, maybe he'll make world peace" Every other time Gandhi is in your game: "Oh crap Gandhi's here"

[@MessiahComing]

I enjoyed seeing the Statue of Libersea at the end.

[@warmike]

And Pyramids, Big Ben, Parthenon, Taj Mahal, Opera of Sydney and tower of Pisa. Did I miss any? Edit: apparently yes. Looks like Notre Dame.

[@gibiuswrecks5215]

@WarMike_1 But are they built in the water? :P

[@nathanjora7627]

WarMike_1 Pretty sure there is Petra behind the pharao’s arm.

[@Crick1952]

A very good wrap-up to Civ V. Now onto Civ VI. *THE GAME IS DEAD!* *LONG LIVE THE GAME!*

[@JerKKeR]

R.I.P Civilization V, it was a good run...

[@lucas13flu]

It'll take some time until Civ VI is actually good like V still is.

[@hopop201]

lucas13flu have you even seen all the pre release gameplay, this is the best Civ game on release.

[@lucas13flu]

Benjy Rabin I'm watching gameplay from the Yogscast Civilization channel mostly. Most people don't like civ games when it's released, I don't think this is going to be an exception. Over the course of months however they seem to fix things with dlcs. I'm just going to wait.

[@raymondbenjamins5884]

"THE GAME IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE GAME!" Is that a Megadeth reference or just a coincedence?

[@masterman1001]

"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"

[@talltroll7092]

@bryan diaz varela Scottish is a form of Gaelic, and Welsh is just a made up language (no, not really, but it is a sufficiently primitive language that they never came up with a word for "brown". Look it up, words for colours is a thing in linguistics)

[@tadek1842]

NO, I WOULD NOT BE, *FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AGREEMENTS*

[@NcrXnbi]

I need to stop playing Civ V. I even heard it with her voice.

[@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591]

Tall Troll English people never came up with a word for голубой color, so jokes on you, english is primitive

[@frisianmouve]

@bryan diaz varela Ah subtitles, the reason we're better in English than the Germans with their nachsynchronisieren

[@xanthman7528]

"I'll just put a city here. What could happen?" - Gustavus Adolphus Ah yes, one of the greatest Military Masterminds to ever live. This quote sounds just like him!

[@violetsnow804]

"Crabs are banned for some reason." This sentence is such a magnificent summary of Civilization V.

[@necrothitude]

"Crabs are totally banned for some reason, nobody knows why." Pure gold.

[@Wezla]

boat Mormons is my favorite on going gag

[@majorplothole2620]

Man, we're of opposing views then, as I belong to the Holy Church of Denouncing Venice.

[@williamjones5719]

Come citizen! Join the Brotherhood of Denouncing Venice! We have a war mongering nation backing us!

[@Wezla]

But boat mormonism has mormons in boats... I think.

[@williamjones5719]

HA!! Your mormons in boats are no match for our war mongering nation!!!

[@williamjones5719]

War! We monger it!

[@varma101]

"for many of the world's most prominent civilizations" *Video of Texas Capital* Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@Fungamerplays]

"I hate Ghandi' "Ghandi killed my family" I died

[@charlesajones77]

2:10 What's ironic is that this is pretty much exactly how World War 1 happened.

[@alialt3156]

charles jones No Ww1 happened when the arch Duke of austria Hungary got assassinated by a Serbian and Serbia refused austria Hungary's treaty

[@belisauriusfish9406]

Ali Alt3 I think he was referring to the whole "everyone was allies of one side or the other and got dragged into it part"

[@alialt3156]

Cordyceps Helm Oh ok sorry my bad

[@charlesajones77]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[@PragmaticAntithesis]

Sigh... The fact that actually happened is even more silly.

[@ThatVulcan]

Wars: Enemy has entire army. They lose that army to one Composite bowman owned by me. Repeat every era, replacing the composite bowman with it's upgraded counterparts.

[@MagyarGaben]

Then... Gandhi

[@ThatOneKate]

@@MagyarGaben now its a supercharged bowman

[@krios0086]

Since noone else cared to say it, Ian's soldier progress is amazing.

[@MCshadr217]

"Venice got caught in the crossfire at every opportunity". This line is actually so brilliant. For people that don't understand, well. Let's just say that Venice enjoys a bloody war, especially a large scale one. Especially being the one who usually funds both sides.

[@kyleliu6196]

So all your Civ 5 videos were actually all part of a story leading up to this. How clever! Also rip Kebab 2016.

[@ragnarlothbrok8355]

Is he dead?

[@ihaveagun22]

as a player of Korea i can safely say i go for the Egypt strategy Edit: after watching the video again, i have noticed that sweden founded new cheese land closer to the ottoman city that the game would allow (you cant settle a city within 3 tiles of another, and new cheese land is), so gustav is a hacker

[@dementation4603]

ihaveagun22 i love playing as korea :D

[@frisianmouve]

Playing Korea is pretty much cheating

[@robo9031]

The hack is what makes it funny

[@suokkos]

@@frisianmouve , What about Hammurabi? It is pretty much early game advantage vs late game advantage.

[@frisianmouve]

@@suokkos Not a fan of early wars, too much other important stuff that needs to be done. If you do want that Atilla is better suited for that with their early game tech and production boost and good unique units

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

2:59 Fun Fact: The Ghandi nuke joke came from when there was an issue with the AI in Civ II. Even though he had the lowest aggression level initially, however it underflowed into a negative value of 255, the highest aggression level.

[@maso5451]

Let’s be honest we all knew that already

[@Wipeout186]

Actually it was CIV 1 not CIV 2, in CIV 2 they on purpose put the bug in. In CIV 1 if Ghandi was alive when you hit the right age and he gets to pick where to put the "upgrade" points he put them in peace full solutions that lowers his agression from 1 to -1 the game couldn't handle that and changed it to 255. But beside that yes.

[@jacktobias6513]

No, that is a myth spend by some internet trolls that the dev eventually made into the game as feature.

[@hackr6751]

The bug was in civ 1. Ghandi would start with an aggression level of 1, then pick a government type (democracy) that would lower the aggression level by 2. Making it wrap around to 255. *out of 10.*

[@ollieduracell]

just stumbled across this channel. this is superb civ banter :D keep it up

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! :D Welcome to the channel

[@RemnantTheCheese]

"Then, Ghandi." A summation of the entire series

[@BurntL]

Well, I've learned something today!I'm not sure WHAT I learned but it was definitely something!

[@786Inferno]

This is basically an entire civ game... settle too close, war is declared, everyone gets involved, war lasts forever, troops become obsolete coz u building troops instead of science, a player who doesnt get involved wins.

[@wolfgangambrose4241]

Yes... I suddenly feel inspired... from that bow the Swedes found... to invent the wheel.

[@Einari1983]

You learned: "...then ...Gandhi!"

[@wolfizee6516]

Yeah... But for me, i have Machine guns & infantry when they have longbow-man so... IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER... XD

[@sinnerthesinful552]

BurntL Never trust gandhi

[@Ace_011]

I love how Egypt was just perfectly fine the whole time. In the middle of all this war they’re just chilling going “this is fine” as the world burns around them.

[@KillerBot5100]

I played a game of Civ 6 with 4 human players (including myself) and 7 AI players. The humans and AI had split into factions of 2 humans and 3 AI each, on pretty much opposite sides of the map, with Gandhi as a divider around a large inland lake region. One of the people on the other faction accidentally started a war with one of my city states, which cascaded into a global war. Gandhi’s land was reduced to ruins, with his formerly 20+ population cities reduced to under 7. It quickly became a stalemate, until my faction discovered nukes. The enemy was surprised when we began to withdraw our troops from the border region over 20 or so turns, until the entire region lit up in nuclear fire, decimating their armies. Our newly upgraded troops rushed through the wastes and gained much ground. A stalemate was again reached at a large mountain range, and D-Day was planned. The naval battle of the Tethys Ocean was the largest I had ever seen, and we hopped from island to island, capturing cities to use as forward operating bases. We would raze cities if they didn’t have a spot for an airfield. D-Day proceeded as planned, and the enemies were reduced to rump states with only one or two small cities each. The Great War had been won.

[@lucasisofdarkness5423]

Facinating

[@KillerBot5100]

@@lucasisofdarkness5423 thank you. Truly the peak of warfare and tactics.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

​@@KillerBot5100 sorry but its written "Gandhi"

[@KillerBot5100]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 fixed ty

[@charlesdewitt8087]

Amazing. My wars tend not to last so long solely due to the fact that I win via attrition and out producing my opponents

[@Enchie]

The best way to win a war.

[@lite4998]

Charles Dewitt Switch to a higher difficulty.

[@charlesdewitt8087]

Denis Safiev That's your default response isn't it? I actually prefer to play multiplayer, since players offer a greater challenge. However I usually play tall... Very, very tall...

[@zancloufer]

Between AIs in Civ I find it goes one of two ways: They have their units thrown at eachother for years with no gain, or one of the nations present is a super warmongerer and has like 50 Catapults and just rolls a continent or three.

[@lite4998]

Charles Dewitt I mostly play multiplayer too. I guess join a group with more skilled players. That's the mp equivalent.

[@DantheDuke_]

I really liked how you mashed up all your civ 5 videos into one. "Crabs were banned for some reason..."

[@veronicatoothpaste8576]

Love the jab at beyond earth even though I'm the only person that enjoyed it

[@alanjavari4067]

sure that sounds fun, but I get it gets old pretty fast :)

[@divergenttardis7378]

Same, though I liked it too :D

[@prestonm-f382]

Yeah this definitely earned a sub.

[@DoorMonster]

Welcome!

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

Am I the only one thats getting really anoyed by the fact that they placed new cheeseland within the 4 tile limit of another city. you cant place a city within 4 tiles of another one

[@howtpotypo]

New Cheeseland broke the rules because the game decided it's name was too cool

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

yeah good point

[@64bitrobot]

It's only four tiles on a huge sized map. It's 3 on maps that aren't huge.

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

Still 2 tiles between the 2 cities i not enough

[@otocan]

Yeah, and also they said "within 3 hex of Ottoman empire", when it was actually in the adjacent tile to Ottoman land and within 3 hex of an Ottoman CITY". Fuck, it's good to be able to let that one go.

[@manooxi327]

I reckon this is the last Civ 5 video :( a moment of silence for a fantastic game

[@Wysch]

Nah, Civ 5 will stay very popular, mark my words. At least until one or two huge DLCs for Civ 6 come.

[@Frisbie147]

im watching a youtuber who got early access to civ 6 mind, is still playing civ v

[@niallreid7664]

@@Wysch Nope! He was right.

[@trenchmccoat273]

This was my first Door Monster video, and I've loved it ever since.

[@Bigfunnyhah]

"And then, Gandhi" *nukes go off* That.... that totally isn't how I am as Gandhi ( ._.) I... I definitely don't go for world domination, killing foes and allies once they start to annoy me (._. ) I definitely am not nicknamed Gandhi-Hitler by those who play with me

[@Parelf]

Nep

[@Bigfunnyhah]

Nep

[@Parelf]

@@Bigfunnyhah Nep

[@ThatOneKate]

Me in every hoi4 game i pick an underdog country and dominate everything

[@darkfoxtrue4774]

Nep

[@Adumb_]

i love how it links all the other civ videos together.

[@mchrzestek]

Did You play Europa Universalis? Some sketches based on EU4 would be fun :)

[@Jansay34]

+michrze I second that notion.

[@5ubbak]

I don't feel they could do as much prop-based gags due to the EU4 interface being a lot more abstracted. Like, at best, they could dress like the advisor portraits. On the other hand, they made the Civ V scientist sketch work so maybe.

[@ollysmith5447]

Jansay34 I denounce you.

[@Jansay34]

Well I denounce YOU. And ban crabs!

[@mchrzestek]

Have you heard about Chapel Comic? If not, I recommend you google it. Content of those sketches could be something like that.

[@DiegeticDogma]

This is such a well done video! Very funny, and a great skit! I love how you tied all your other Civ videos together. Also, Ethan is a fantastic narrator. Well done!

[@thonex8787]

2019 and still awsome how all civ 5 vids have been woven into a complete storyline :D

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Well, I know which Civ I'm going to be in my next game. Hail the Pharoh

[@williamladine7591]

Always the pharoh. Who the hell wouldn't choose the Egyptians?!

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

people with SKILL!

[@williamladine7591]

TheoneandonlyDrops Low Blow M8

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

:3

[@nathonizamboni875]

the Egyptians? dropping a nuke as Gandhi is the best thing since they were invented.

[@isaacrauschkolb5592]

Swiss is the adjective for Switzerland, not Sweden

[@himmlerchungus6625]

>cheeseland >swiss cheese >they are the SWISS

[@BobTheArchmage]

But they keep calling them Sweden, and they use the name of the Swedish leader.

[@hunterthemadman]

that is the joke, they are in America (Like me) and don't know the difference between half of the European-Nordic area countries

[@texannationalist5887]

europe is too complicated, here in north america we have like 3 countries, and the 3rd one really belongs in south america

[@methyllithium323]

Actually North America's got 3 bigger countries and let's say about 30 others, but they are technically "Central American" and "Caribbean" so I'll give you that point, but they are by no means South American except partly Panama and some very southern Caribbean ones, there are actually quite few countries in South America compared to North America(including the Central American and Caribbean ones), Europe, Africa and Asia.

[@marcuswestphal4955]

The way this connects all the civ sketches is just wondrous.

[@zittomi983]

This is one of the best video I ever seen in KZbin! You collected a new sub from Italy!

[@NoFlu]

I like that all Civ videos have a lore together.... Hope there'll be videos about Civ 6 too....

[@DoorMonster]

Definitely will be! We all got the game on Friday and have been, uh... researching. Yeah.

[@vbscript2]

@@DoorMonster Did you all get Age of Empire IV for, umm, research yet?

[@yourethatmantis5178]

I love the jab at the crap that is civilization beyond earth

[@lite4998]

You'reThatMantis IKR? Poor Russia is now stuck playing it :/

[@gksr5593]

Do people actually hate that game? I never had much interest in it but it seems like a civ game with a giant skin on it. What's wrong with it?

[@CanOfNoodles]

Oh, I thought they were referencing Alpha Centauri. My all-time favorite Civ game.

[@yourethatmantis5178]

Wood5adcmain yeah that's what it looks like but its just boring. the music is forgettable, the game lacks any personality or diversity. if you play one game of Civ: beyond earth you've essentially played a million games of Civ: beyond earth. the game has 3 victory paths to go down. Purity where you essentially just do what you were supposed to do in the first place, Harmony where you integrate with the planet's flora and fauna, and Supremacy where you turn everyone into cyborgs or robots or something and convince homeworld by way of violence that this way is best for survival. they all are practically the same, all ending with the same thing Civ 5 did with the culture victory prior to the Brave New World expansion as in build a special wonder to win. the only major difference between the three are about 3 or 4 unique units that each one gets. Harmony gets access to the aliens that are essentially this game's barbarians, Supremacy gets Robots, and purity gets space marines that are just different enough from Warhammer 40K to avoid copyright infringement.

[@spelcheak]

Harmony, purity and supremacy aren't the victory conditions their more like the ideologies… plus you can have hybrid affinities so there are really 6 of those.

[@thescoutpanda]

"crabs are banned for some reason" kills me everytime

[@zackburfeindt8480]

4 years later and this is still one of my favarotie videos of all time

[@georgesears934]

You accidentally mixed up the Swedes and the Swiss.

[@labrynianrebel]

Must be using a weird mod

[@SuperCompany007]

George Sears That's the joke.

[@masterman1001]

I believe it was a joke, regarding how many americans actually do mistake our two countries.

[@georgesears934]

Company007 I'm sorry, Google autocensored your comment because the google autocensor is a worthless piece of garbage. I can't unmute your comment because the system is a broken pile of shit. I'm just responding to let you know that I didn't block your comment or anything like that I appreciate you explaining to my dumbass that it was probably a joke that flew over my tiny head and I'm sorry google is terrible at doing its job.

[@SuperCompany007]

George Sears Haha, ok

[@ericvanhoose2379]

>Swiss want whales >Gustavus Adolfus

[@SuperCompany007]

Eric Van Hoose That's the joke

[@alexs.5871]

You'd be surprised how often I get asked what Sweden is like after I tell people I'm Swiss xD

[@douglasp2469]

Alex S. Vice Versa for me 😂😢😭

[@therealx1ras453]

I'm pretty sure it's intentional because of the... Never mind, I won't explain it.

[@nielsjensen4185]

"No one knew they were a par of this war, it just sorta happened as they were allied with each other." Oh, so this takes inspiration from how absolutely everyone just sleepwalked into WW1

[@geraldpfeffer]

yeah, pretty much

[@RandomHQ433]

4:20 You could say they went "beyond earth"

[@JerKKeR]

Considered that this Video also made a huge review to the previous Civ 5 Vids, using their runnig gags and so on; this Video might be the finale, because Civ 6 is coming soon... To be honest, I don't want the Civ 5 Vids to be over, but I really appreciate your great work guys, it's been a very good run, and I enjoyed every second of all of this I hope, you'll at least Continue with Civ 6 Thanks for this, you are amazing

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much for watching and for the kind words! We'll definitely be continuing with Civ 6, after we've played a few games of course.

[@vlekarmy5424]

then... ghandi BOOOMMMMM

[@RBermuda1]

Stef Maes Ghandi murdered my family

[@MadToxin2876]

I hate gandhi

[@ReySilverskin]

This is still my favorite one of your videos

[@LabrnMystic]

very happy to have had someone randomly share your Channel with me. I'm quite entertained and we'll be sharing with my other civilization playing friends. :3

[@786Inferno]

This was brilliant!!! 1) It tied up all the previous civ sketches into this 2) Funny yet so true Unless you guys are planning on releasing civ 6 sketches a day after its release.. dont think i can handle the wait :( What an awesome series!!! Nice Job guys

[@DoorMonster]

We might be getting some free copies from Firaxis, so you may not have to wait too long!

[@CyberSpider35]

I hope this isn't your last video about Civilization V? They always so funny.

[@lapisleafuli1817]

it likely is considering civ 6 is coming out soon

[@DoorMonster]

But it'll be alright, cause now we'll just do Civ 6 instead!

[@clairetellkamp6253]

*At world congress* "Why do we look like a mobile app again?"

[@kryticalhits7385]

YOU HAVE NOT INCLUDED ME!!! WHY! Nah, JK.

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

Anyone else notice all the iconic buildings behind the Pharaoh? LOL I love how this video basically sums up all of the Civ 5 videos you guys have made. Well Done. I rarely ever add anything to my Favorites, but this is worthy.

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

[@lucas13flu]

"Crabs are banned for some reason". EVERY FUCKING TIME

[@vitaaa]

Wow What A Documentary XD

[@teagan_p_999]

That was great! I love this style, and a continuation of the last video I watched! I've always wanted to tell the story of one of my games like that in a review, I hope I will at some point.

[@rollo_linwood]

Best vid of all time! I love your civ videos!!!!

[@RVGmetallicasaw]

I wonder... do you guys wanna do any Mount and Blade videos?

[@Bent773]

I second this!

[@marcjasmin6913]

Nothing is true .. well fuck this just make that video happen

[@101jir]

This I have to see!

[@grandimperialmajestyoftheg4704]

Metall they definely should include Harlaus The Feast Loving Butter King

[@RVGmetallicasaw]

Oh Harlaus...

[@nathanpeterson8011]

Well found this channel a week ago and have officially binge watched every thing. What do I do now

[@3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid]

Yeah, really. That's why they just need to make _more_.

[@moogamooga2100]

This is such a beautiful unification of previous videos.

[@jamielishbrook2384]

I only just recently got into civilizations with the nintendo switch version of civ 6. Love it and love your videos.

[@thegardenofesim1174]

This is your best video yet I can watch this over and over and still love it

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks!

[@the_real_breeso]

I wish I lived in New Cheeseland... they had whales... for entire one turn.

[@LuckyBird551]

"Then... Gandhi." I lost it at that part. Laughed for the whole rest of the video.

[@QQ-fb1ri]

I like how this strings all the other civ 5 sketches together

[@Peusterokos1]

"Then....GHANDI! *nuclear detonation* " thats a classic right there when i see one.

[@TheBluMeeny]

4:41 SAVAGE! I shit my pants at that burn!

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

I've been watching some of your civilization videos today and I love how they are all interconnected and share a continuity what with the crabs and whales and religions and Gandhi and whatever else.

[@wu1ming9shi]

"Then Ghandi... BOOM!" I laughed so hard at that. XD

[@vbscript2]

I was fully expecting it just from the set up and still laughed hard. - haha

[@uncleterry7680]

This video is ottoman property

[@plaidchickens3271]

Nope Sweden found it

[@somethingfamiliar9776]

Sorry lads...German property now

[@ahmetilberbektas60]

Plaid Chickens but Ottomans build it

[@mxsdrago]

ExecYui make this a meme please

[@robo9031]

Then... *GANDHI.*

[@CasMullac]

Love it. Awesome way to end and pull all those great lil skits together. Hope we see more once Civ 6 is out.

[@DoorMonster]

Definitely will!

[@CasMullac]

Good to hear.

[@Throckmorpheus]

I love the internal consistency from all of your Civ videos

[@ChevaliersEmeraude]

1:37 I just realized, that setting of New Cheeseland is impossible!! The game won't let you settle a city that close to another city! In fact I'm pretty sure New Cheeseland couldn't even be built one hexagon to the left of where it was built there. And moving further to the left, well, you can't make a city on a mountain (although now that I say that out loud, that would be really cool!) Basically, that whale spot would be too much trouble to get in the real game, without taking into account the war risk it involved! Cheeseland didn't need whales THAT much, did they?

[@thomasw4422]

They really really wanted whales

[@maglor8157]

Yes they did Can you even do anything with wales?