Civilization 5: Gandhi Rises

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[@SgtSleepy]

Watch how Darkk Mane spends 21 minutes descending into corruption.

[@blackknightjack3850]

Corruption? You misunderstand. Darkk Mane is simply an environmentalist who wants to save and preserve one of the world's most precious creatures.

[@SgtSleepy]

BlackKnightJack Preserving them at the cost of all his Indian people?

[@DarkkMane]

It's okay, I'm Gandhi, the nicest guy in the world, I know what i'm doing

[@voltaire7021]

Darkk Mane But then, your eyes started to glow, possessed by an evil spirit, u walked towards the Mongols with the aim of steamrolling them

[@blackknightjack3850]

Are you telling me human lives matter more than elephant lives you fucking human supremacist?

[@katrinasis]

“I named my city after you, George... b-but don’t get any wrong ideas! It’s not like I like you or anything!” *-Mahatma Gandhi, 3680 BC*

[@misterdeer5261]

"George, you are a baka" -Mahatma Ghandi

[@makitstop]

n-no u

[@sandervandergraaf602]

This is wrong on so many levels, we all know ghandi is a first class yandere

[@Tobygas]

*Gandhi

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

Yakamashii *-George Washington*

[@frog6124]

after 600 hours playing civ 5, i can confirm this is the best way to play

[@Gremlyne]

That's like three campaigns.

[@adrianftw973]

I just tech rushed to getting nukes and I won with a warior from the ancient era.

[@Karol-cj9fy]

Metool42 winning on diety and marathon settings doesn't take 200h. Trust me, been there, done that.

[@coochiemeowmeow2210]

Karol Jadw it took me about a day

[@alienelephant4721]

Really? You couldn't make a legion of Nuclear Elephants??

[@YesWayItsRick]

"And her husbands going to look up at me too and say meow." BEST LINE EVER!!

[@EternalGaming786]

Meow rawr. :3 that made me laugh,

[@aldofernandez6211]

That was advanced

[@nicolasvignolo7601]

The Gandhi is the powerhouse of the India

[@user-rg4ip3km3g]

Nicolas Vignolo lol

[@nerdsoft9964]

And the elephant is the powerhouse of the Gandhi

[@frozenwater2370]

Elephants are the powerhouse of India then.

[@92edoy]

nuclear powerhouse**

[@Draktol]

Nuclear weapon are the powerhouse of Gandhi.

[@pyrrha7124]

India was historically the deadliest nuclear power.

[@nerdsoft9964]

Nuclear? Is that another word for pachyderm?

[@venkteshprasadmayarao7265]

yes it is

[@speckford123]

Nuclear Elephants

[@mariogtranerbest7092]

venktesh rao of

[@SykoPathak]

Kevin Kong *Nuclear Danny Devitos

[@genericprofile2381]

"Elephants are the whales of the land" -ghandi

[@brandonatwood8859]

*Gandhi

[@Otakupatriot117]

An extremely incompetent dictator Gandhi who's Tsundere for Washington. Why isn't this a series?

[@VelhoTeste]

Lone Maverick This is like a better version of Hetalia.

[@katrinasis]

Would watch.

[@shadowling77777]

It probably is

[@stefanlupasco9713]

What do you mean by incompetent?

[@anghbalahr2971]

Still better than Overlord

[@Tallsomebody89]

"Hello everybody, I'm here with the new sid meier's civilizations five game" It came out 7 years ago lol

[@danielboschet7772]

thatsthejoke.jpeg

[@transorm987]

It's a joke

[@JonatasAdoM]

It's all the same technically

[@Horzinicla]

JonatasAdoM No its not, new isn't "technically" like old. Learn the word before using it

[@psoras]

Your comment came out 7 years ago lol

[@boner4098]

Didn't even know that George Washington was a top tier waifu.

[@sophiaisbased9621]

fucking noob

[@theunderboss2088]

He is THE top tier waifu.

[@professorhal8098]

*Tsundere

[@tangy2783]

skeletal structure George waifuton*

[@katrinasis]

skeletal structure Everyone knows that George Washington is highkey thick af

[@chemp231]

Civ needs to make the elephant upgradeable so its still relephant to the modern age....

[@nucleargandhi3759]

It is upgradeable, it becomes what’s known as a nuclear missile

[@Chao10]

Oh my god that pun is incredible.

[@mycupoftea583]

get out. right now. box stuff door car leave now

[@alexlee4154]

They upgrade into knights

[@noahfadlallah380]

W

[@aliboy357]

0/10 went against Ghandi's greatest commandment. "You shalt nuke all enemies of India back to the stone age.

[@YaeBocchi]

I guess Darkk Mane had an elephant fetish all along...

[@dan-bz4jy]

I thought he was straight?

[@RaphDeGrate]

Daniel yeah lady elephants

[@rileygestwa5042]

420 likes

[@DEvanheart919]

You forgot the goats

[@YaeBocchi]

666 likes

[@MyMilho]

league of legends looks crazy

[@boomaggeddon937]

I know right, the new update is insane!

[@gabrielaybar9965]

MyMilho Gandhi is so OP pls nerf Riot

[@harrythebait9793]

MyMilho The ultimate move of Gandhi is too op plz nerf

[@KEOS111]

Gandhi's R: Story time 120 sec CLD Gandhi tells stories untill every1 falls asleep, Gandhi then can target the sleeping enemies for a bloody assasination.

[@sonicheelygang5869]

Ghandis ult: Nukes everybody leaving them with 1 hp.

[@GeeGe.]

When he whispers into your ear: "is the following trade of interest to you?" #justgirlythings

[@biggestboofer]

"WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT IN ENGLAND?!?!"

[@Bacon-mu2tk]

@@biggestboofer #justboythings

[@avishekdutta3310]

Yup....thats exactly how we got our independence

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

Obviously

[@R.Sinnia]

It's not like we were not fighting back or anything

[@arya1275]

@@R.Sinnia 😂😂😂

[@comrad9372]

Unrealistic gameplay. Gandhi didn't nuke anybody.

[@QQYMQ]

YET

[@zeronatras]

YET

[@gwrqet5352]

YET

[@tharwab]

YET

[@heartkey9676]

YET

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

Its no use. Killer Queen Has already touched that elephant.

[@lordoftea2753]

Clever username.

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

Thanks lord of tea,but i am not interested in buying your tea shirts and tea products and merchandise

[@lordoftea2753]

... What are you even saying?

[@antriderz6615]

Me neither please stop advertising yourself.

[@HankieDude17]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Should have summoned THE ANCIENT ONE!!!

[@nijosvillanueva3267]

Renato Corvaro mancient one*

[@arachneforlife3127]

THE ZANCIENT ONE!

[@madhuripatil3880]

Zancient one would have done the job

[@Daniel-uq2on]

The DANKscient one would've done better...

[@soincboom2]

THE 🅱ANCIENT ONE

[@robbieh440]

You did a really good job of editing this and keeping it interesting. Strategy games are notorious for being boring to watch, and this certainly was not boring.

[@tristanshell9233]

Just because you don’t like watching them doesn’t mean they’re “notoriously boring to watch”

[@bleachdrinker4362]

@@tristanshell9233 Just because you like watching them doesn't mean they're not.

[@Furanku13]

+Mister Egg Just because.

[@ryder98307]

@@bleachdrinker4362 Except the orginal commenter meant as if it's a proven fact. He could have just said "I find strategy games boring to watch" not "Strategy games are notoriously boring to watch"

[@landrylongacre6391]

Franklin Tuviera Just

[@JackFroster]

As someone with literally thousands of hours in Civ V this video triggered me in more ways than one.

[@someguyy9227]

so true...

[@madison8818]

TheJackFroster NO NUKES IN A GANDHI VIDEO, GODDAMNIT!!

[@__________________________9367]

TheJackFroster I only have have 400 so maybe that's why I found it funny

[@BootlegDaniel]

Same, when I saw he was researching writing on turn 133 I almost had a seizure

[@Boodabam]

TheJackFroster how do you have thousands, i have a couple hundred but most of it is time with friends idk how u can do thousands without getting bored

[@renno2679]

This is my favorite anime.

[@RyuKazeko]

Same !

[@keeg1538]

this is rezero s2 right

[@samhu8474]

Wild Doggo the manga was better

[@worstplayer8204]

Wild Doggo so good the top 10 saddest anime deaths were all from this anime.

[@sirix500111]

The visual novel was better. If you are going to try saw that, at least do it right.

[@magiv4205]

"Legalised animal marriage" *animal husbandry* My sides

[@javiermelo2961]

Its obviously a metaphor for weed addiction

[@drewmortenson]

yeah i thought no one else got it

[@maitlan]

This was a good example of Communism.

[@reAuxal]

Knowing how to play this game, I can say, darkk mane is the best player in the world

[@KingliestCloud]

Aesir I agree with that statement.

[@lukxi99]

Aesir Darkk really is a military genius after all. Round of applause for him. *Claps in indian*

[@MagorTuga]

Where do you get a degree to learn this shit?

[@lukxi99]

Magor Tuga Harvard and Yale

[@kiwi4998]

Quill18 & Marbozir Uni

[@alnoso]

"Oh, it's barbarians. OH IT'S AMERICA" heh

[@ComradeHellas]

Synonyms

[@arya1275]

What is the difference?

[@choppedcheese5936]

Yes just yes

[@disnox9223]

Darkk: Gimme the spices man! Germany: NEIN

[@kioskhill]

Fuck, I actually almost cried at the George flashback because of the Clannad music... or because of George.

[@manooxi327]

0/10 no nukes fired!

[@memebois9764]

zah fares agreed

[@mariosstamoulis7345]

+Meme Bois nuclear elephants

[@transorm987]

He's Ghandi, the nicest guy on the planet

[@jackh3mmerjack]

Like Ghandi always said, “War elephants, nuclear weapons, what’s the difference?”

[@ghostpool6671]

“Elephants are basically the nukes of land.”-Ghandi

[@Ryan-iz5pq]

Fact- At the time of writing this comment, no one execpt Darkk Mane has fully watched the video.

[@norelevancy5297]

STFU, no one cares.

[@ZionSairin]

Brajany Lies. I used time hax.

[@jethroemmett4176]

Brajany What if they put it on 2 times speed?

[@guillermoperalta9282]

Brajany Acctually, i did

[@reedparker7136]

Brajany cool... Do you play civ 5?

[@Bladehhh]

14:44 That aged well

[@AhmadKhairun]

That clannad BGM though.... XD

[@TimmyHoang0]

Just....one....more.... War Elephant

[@Atollic]

Trionix well you got me

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

You can never have enough elephants

[@mufasas111]

this is gold, if its not gold its better than gold.

[@defrost97]

White gold?

[@RyuKazeko]

Diamond? Platinium? or maybe uranium?

[@H3llf1re60]

Alu- Card this means ZHA WARUDO for me...

[@kiwwat4139]

Is it war-elephants?

[@yxor]

maybe master or challenger xddddddddddddddddddd

[@selkozlincurve]

"I'm trying to play Civilization V but TheGengis27 keeps kicking my ass" And this is what I suscribed for

[@jerenevans822]

The clannad music

[@Shawnlings]

THAT CLANNAD OST, MANE YOU BROUGHT UNNECESSARY SADNESS

[@Matt-eb5qw]

Hugh Mungus Shining in the Sky

[@angryyordle4640]

idk what he used, but the most powerful soundtracks from clannad are: roaring tides the place where wishes come true II snowfield distant years EDIT: I think he used Shining in the sky and To the same heights

[@firdausgaara2006]

Yeah definitely bring some memories. I think im gonna rewatch it later.

[@Nickelist]

Memories of Clannad, sad as hell

[@omgitszaiodin7129]

holy shit man ty !!

[@isaacstamper7798]

"all the riots ive peacefully supressed" IM DYING LMFAOOO

[@blackknightjack3850]

Elephants are naturally peaceful creatures you know.

[@peacefulrage750]

“If you didn’t want to die, just don’t riot” Best thing I’ve heard all day XD

[@bambel4997]

I love how you made the leader screen look like a dating sim lmao

[@samuelmartens9390]

Just Kidding guys I'm gandi the nicest guy in the world!

[@mlboost2169]

Samuel Martens iiiiiii

[@Lego6979]

"Our elephants are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS."

[@LordEpos]

I liked and subscribed A YEAR AND A HALF AGO and I STILL haven't gotten ANY more war elephants! EXPLAIN.

[@theminisimmer]

"I'm going to construct a war elephant unit" *Cersei Lannister would like to know your location*

[@jaredf03]

"I'm supposed to be playing civilisation 5 but this one player keeps killing my elephants..." "Is it TheGenghis27?" "Yeah, TheGenghis27!"

[@steinbaldursson1502]

Never watched a Civ video or really cared about it before, but I could watch Dark play this forever

[@samrat6882]

The strength in numbers with war elephants strategy used to work very well on original civ 5 with no dlc's. 3 fully upgraded elephants could take down a giant death robot in 1 turn

[@TheCassiusTain]

8:19 oh, and there I was wondering when my Clannad PTSD would kick in the next time.

[@ventuswill2847]

Thanks to your Clannad PTSD, I finally found out what that song is

[@soulkiller7836]

@@ventuswill2847 whats the name?

[@GCeckk]

Please do more stuff like this. I loved it

[@The_Powerhouse_Of_The_Cell]

5:15 Killer Queen has already touched the war elephant!

[@ZachValkyrie]

I fuckin' lost it at Bisquick

[@393Dan]

This whole video is like an exact copy of the situation in Russia. Up until the smallest details like taking aid from "the enemy" and relying on numbers rather than on technological advancements.

[@theyascrop9452]

More civ vids !!!!!!!!! Please :)

[@MineteInc]

Now you made me want to redownload Civ

[@MineteInc]

Yeah. Clannad is a good show but I'm not that big a fan, even though my profile picture is Ushio with a unicorn.

[@RaphDeGrate]

Meteor *a horn

[@cpGamerdude247]

I thought the exact same thing lol

[@imstalin7010]

Meteor yeah now i downloading civ :D

[@Scott98000]

this is it. this is the content iv been on youtube all these years searching for

[@BluMacaw]

I've watched this around 6 times since it was released, including one today. Damn, best comedy up to date.

[@711.was_a_parttime-job]

this is so hilarious, the fact that this is a strategy game while you just build whatever you want and don't give a fuq about science, gold or happiness. Just checked if you have any more of civ 5 bnw videos, too bad you don't. If you have time, please make more. love your interraction with AI leaders xD

[@gavinmahoney5402]

I need to see this with every civ in the game lmao

[@GameN3rd]

I love this video. I always come back and watch it, to inspire me when I'm feeling discouraged in my own takeovers. Thank you.

[@daltonspeers1171]

I commend you sir. This is by far one of the best videos I have ever seen on KZbin. You made me laugh out loud on numerous occasions

[@jameslucas0]

This new Sims update looks great

[@emred4653]

you should have build a wall like china

[@tullius1289]

Adam fillerle duvar yaptı olum :D

[@thorbjorn4164]

*Donald Trump. Hatanı düzelttim kardeşim

[@tullius1289]

Trump kuramadı yanlız Çin kurdu :D

[@jameshercals9651]

America*

[@dacianrapolla5302]

Düellocu Aga or like the united states 😉

[@slendydie1267]

One of my most favorite youtube videos had to come back again.

[@izabellacarpenter9652]

This is the best civ 5 video ive watched it like 6 times and it never gets old

[@Rescue_Crab]

Such a satisfying Darkmane video. Great job man!

[@brockers0142]

1 like = 1 prayer for elephants

[@quoctrungtran6403]

i hate elephants

[@hata6290]

por que

[@arya1275]

@@quoctrungtran6403 how dare you??!!!!

[@quoctrungtran6403]

@@arya1275cause they eat human ._.

[@bradyf1807]

I've been lookig for a comprehensive strategy guide for sooo long. Thanks!

[@junitreeeee]

@Darkk Mane I have just found you through this video, and the last 5 minutes have earned you a new subscriber for sure.

[@sergiolucas2781]

great video, dunkey.

[@AnoAssassin]

Indeed

[@Terracraft321]

Sergio Lucas 333th like

[@smatchimo645]

im glad i wasnt the only one to notice

[@Horzinicla]

Sergio Lucas Who's dunkey?

[@illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865]

Horzinicla you uncultured swine...he is like...the best black man in the world

[@victorprati7908]

the elephant is the powerhouse of Gandhi

[@bambel4997]

The quality of this video is insane! 20 minutes of pure comedy, relating to a game that I love.

[@TheGnipahellir]

”Denny Devito has grown"

[@7chiccoxx]

WE WANT THE SECOND PART*^*

[@sonicbrand]

this was an emotional rollercoaster excitement, sadness and despair, anger, turned on, sympathetic all that - what an amazing experience

[@arhamfullfunatiya1892]

Best video I have ever seen I would be very happy if he uploads another civilization vid

[@bambel4997]

This is the longest video ever that made me laugh. This is my favorite type of comedy. Amazing! Subscribed.

[@qweqweqweqweqwer3977]

Wonderful and entertaining video ! Definitely deserves more views !

[@DonTheKoala]

as someone who has done tutorials on this and other civ games, I can say that Darkk is correctly playing a very high level Deity strategy to near perfection.

[@brandancalamari1084]

Jesus so much work went into this video

[@marcosfranco1815]

I always watch this vid when i need some cheer up boost, ty for doing these kind of vids dude :)

[@erezbenlulu1970]

"And get husband is gonna look up to me and say: meow" at that moment I died

[@franlovelsimic8421]

Fucking amazing job 10/10 Darkk, want more of this!

[@kwatzi7564]

This is probably my favorite video of all time i have ever watched :D

[@kasineva9983]

theres almost no difference to the videos between then and now and its so good

[@Flash_the_Scout]

What's the meglovania remix after he refuses the peace treaty?

[@Crazykid-ob6mp]

Waters of megalovania

[@awoodenoof9093]

darude- sandstorm

[@alberteinstein1620]

First one bruh xD

[@Ditazen]

Darkk Mane's humor really reminds me of Dunkey.

[@EpixGaminginc]

Nathan Hong Yeah, he is like a reserve if you run out of donkey and need some slightly worse dunkey.

[@klinkersgas]

Justice CEO he has much longer videos though, I enjoy his content too even if it is a bit predictable

[@victornunez6001]

Justice CEO probably a little late but Kilian experience has similar sense of humor to these guys, just to add to your reserve.

[@zitagirl1]

Love the Magi soundtrack use. Also very funny video. Good job!

[@SpottedWithin]

No matter which version of Civ I'm playing I always think of and keep coming back to this video. "POTTERY!!!" Is forever burned into my brain btw 🤣

[@sheesh9453]

You are the best person on KZbin !!! I love you so much :c

[@caducuscadarn4707]

I think your problem was not enough elephants

[@metaouroboros690]

First video of yours that I've seen, I like your style. Subscribed.

[@ordoni7878]

Only KZbinr I can even consider rewatching videos of

[@shadowmasterkin6464]

Did I hear JOJO Music?

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

What?When?Where?

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

@@Quant2m oh yeah kira's theme

[@animeempire7507]

Rudol von stroheim's actually

[@mentelgenvideos4624]

This channel is Videogamedunkey meets It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and I love it.

[@IPODTheinFormalGamer]

This was amazingly hilarious! Please do more!

[@fausto6354]

We need more of thissss

[@Davedabrave]

war elephants in 2017 lul

[@deus313]

That song at 8:22. I am NOT crying. :(

[@credfire8660]

Deus_27 "are we on the train?"

[@danielonenut1864]

What the song name, plz don't ignore me or I will not sleep tonight

[@credfire8660]

Daniel oneNut It's Shining in the Sky

[@garionwirsig7960]

This is the first video I've ever seen of this guy and it is absolutely hilarious!

[@darksonic5191]

I love it Plz do more of this