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@solwilkinson85514 ай бұрын
i hope to chach your next vid and i hope it will be a they are billions vid i can hope cant i?
@diegocardenas64944 ай бұрын
IRL lore
@demo08314 ай бұрын
didnt you call this game sh*t?
@ignusthemad31504 ай бұрын
yeah i am alrealy playing, and is good (i am a thousand sons), and i what that forgefiend came soon and now, is happing a world eaters event (for new caracter).
@EmonWBKstudios4 ай бұрын
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@casketbase77504 ай бұрын
Misread the title as "How To Make Psykers Suffer." Calm down, suppressed Inquisitor brain.
@josephwang92494 ай бұрын
May as well be the title
@friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel4 ай бұрын
I read that as well and it got me thinking of the Nightlords book void stalker
@cinderheart27204 ай бұрын
The Imperium does that plenty already.
@friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel4 ай бұрын
@@cinderheart2720 Not the way Talos did
@dboldersgaming71524 ай бұрын
to be fair, there's a lot of overlap
@enoughothis4 ай бұрын
The Grey Knights are as close as humanity can get to "safe" Psykers but their methods have a HIGH attrition rate for potential aspirants.
@mr.ashenfire26244 ай бұрын
Not to mention they basically only accept Beta/Alpha Level Psykers and its already hard finding any naturalborns who can control their powers
@pancreasnowork99394 ай бұрын
The prerequisites for being a Gray Knight are so extreme BEFORE you get into actually training one and how many people wash out it’s a wonder they have any actual amount of manpower.
@occasionaldanger4 ай бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 If you have a trillion people to churn through, even a low percentage yields big numbers.
@gingermcgingin41064 ай бұрын
Wrong, the Exorcists chapter exists.
@rm06c4 ай бұрын
The only way the Imperium can win is if they drastically increase their birth rates. More children means more chances to get a Grey Knight. And at worst you've got a billion more Astra Militarum soldiers shooting las rifles at xenos.
@natalie68114 ай бұрын
Honestly the Necron option really is probably the best and easiest option. In Twice Dead King, at one point a Deathmark noble just puts a Blackstone shunt directly into a sanctioned Psyker’s brain so they could interrogate the dude and the poor bastard *thanks* them for it
@alexscholz34384 ай бұрын
Granted, I don't think you want to be the poor bastard who ended up with the remnants of the Ithicas dynasty, but being eaten by Flayed Ones is also an option
@syrienangel41374 ай бұрын
To be fair, he believed that an Imperial Saint was standing before him. If he had known that he was captured by Necrons, he'd probably off himself and summon a fuck ton of demons inside the ship.
@natalie68114 ай бұрын
@@syrienangel4137 You forget, when they shut off the warp for him he sees that what he thought was a saint was actually just a necron wearing the saint’s golden bones, and is only mildly scared until he hears them order his execution.
@syrienangel41374 ай бұрын
@@natalie6811 That was only for a split second before they killed him. Before that, he told them everything they wanted to know out of naivety. Actually made me laugh when Oltyx was reaching peak paranoia, only to find out that everyone he ousted as a traitor were in actuality, innocent.
@natalie68114 ай бұрын
@@syrienangel4137 Was honestly so heartbreaking to learn that his cousin (and everyone else he had killed but she stuck out to me) really had been loyal and he ultimately killed her for no sensible reason.
@vibechecker31684 ай бұрын
In the guard the correct doctrine towards sanctioned psykers is to have a “watch-guard” on duty. He will watch the psyker for any sign of problem. The second the psyker starts to mutter or grow limbs or float or fart lighting, the watch-guard will sound the alarm and unload his power pack into the psyker. The unit will join in opening fire upon the hapless wretch and then a flamer will be brought to blast the body. A ministorum priest will be brought forward to exorcise the ashes and the brave men of the guard can move on, having prevented a rogue psyker.
@joaosturza4 ай бұрын
based on dark tide that is way more broad then expected, one of the chicks said she was the emperors girlfriend and she was still alive, being forced on suicide mission but alive and potentially not dying
@LittlestHamster4 ай бұрын
Some times but other times the just beat the shit out of pysker til they go unconscious and they get put in psychic timeout
@what45214 ай бұрын
@@joaosturza Psykers get a bit of a leeway with their mental health issues, if they are acting weird in one way since their sanction - it's fine, if they start to become weirder - better look closely, and only after that beat the crap out of psyker.
@destroyer6934 ай бұрын
@@joaosturza Darktide is the worst game to showcase the proper showing of 40k. All Psyker personalities would be BLAM'd at the first mention of "I- CAN'T- CONTROL IT!!" or "THE VOICES!!" Let alone the amount of blasphemy almost all of them say off handedly.
@everythingsalright11214 ай бұрын
Not really practical imo...theres a lot of psykers and even more people sure but logistically assigning extra guards for 1 psyker would be a big problem as well as...yknow. what guardsman wants to spend all day babysitting a psyker except for when hes in the bathroom
@gabrielkow88674 ай бұрын
7:18 quite funny that you mentioned that, seeing as in the 40k Rogue Trader videogame if you romance Yrliet (the Eldar ranger) one of the "romantic" scenes is that she tries to teach the Protag how to meditate, which is presented as a big show of trust from both the characters really (Yrliet from showing a Eldar ritual to a human and the Rogue Trader from accepting to learn a xenos ritual) Edit: when i say meditate, i mean actual spirit journey elf bs stuff
@jonathanmanard77974 ай бұрын
Wait but space Marines meditate. Actually I can believe the space Marines just don't mention it because they assume everyone knows
@sir_fuckwit4 ай бұрын
@jonathanmanard7797 But this is Space Elf meditation. Totally different from earthling humans.
@MrJinglejanglejingle4 ай бұрын
Now if only that game had actual, proper co-op instead of "One player has a character, everyone else gets pre-mades."
@BigFatSoul4 ай бұрын
@@MrJinglejanglejingle sweetest fucking dream. I didn’t have the slightest idea how this is technically possible, but I hope one day it will come true.
@MrJinglejanglejingle4 ай бұрын
@@BigFatSoul Liiiikely won't, but we'll see. Or they make a new game. And in that one, maybe, someday soon hopefully, I'll be able to lord over my Spess Marine-fanboy of a best friend with an Eldar.
@bobjones56744 ай бұрын
You could also start worshipping Chaos undivided. You'll definitely become more of a danger to others, but at least you (probably) won't have soul devoured by demons until you die.
@americankid77824 ай бұрын
The odds of getting eaten by demons goes from 80% to 60% so that’s nice.
@knotsbygordion3 ай бұрын
Maladaptive.
@SwordWieldingDuckАй бұрын
@@americankid7782 no, it goes to 120% with 19% margin of error
@no.notfromRDR4 ай бұрын
I remember when you mentioned that you would find any excuse to show that bear picture. Glad to see you're still going.
@pancreasnowork99394 ай бұрын
This bear will remain a mainstay on my channel
@maximilianbrenner36304 ай бұрын
Now there is one question. How do we name the bear? My proposal is Olaf.
@ColdNorth06284 ай бұрын
@@maximilianbrenner3630 Olaf brown fur perhaps?
@HAL10004 ай бұрын
@@maximilianbrenner3630 approved
@mokithepepe24544 ай бұрын
@@ColdNorth0628 i second this
@TheBerchie4 ай бұрын
The easiest solution to this problem is to just have a training montage. It’s quick, easy, and efficient; once the training montage is over you’ll be able to fend off any unnamed daemon.
@Pat0p4 ай бұрын
My word. Mandalore, ThunderPsyker, and Pancreas all uploading on the same day.
@mateusz734 ай бұрын
And warlockcracy for the slav jank, an auspicious day
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam4 ай бұрын
Poor Mandalore is so crushed by Homeworld 3
@evinbraley4 ай бұрын
@@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Same here. Been waiting for years for a proper HW sequel and what we got was at best a bad fanfiction? ugh, Gearbox studios deserves to get Kharak'd
@christophersmith88484 ай бұрын
@@evinbraley That is an insult to bad fanfiction, that was a first draft that didn't get enough edits. Even bad fan fiction would have just embraced the weird giantess cutscenes and had them sit on things lol
@diamondhamster43204 ай бұрын
@@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Purest example of why getting hyper invested into escapism from reality is bad for anyone mental health.
@battiger005684 ай бұрын
idk why but the words "bear minimum" with the fucking bear on the screen sent me to Nagash.
@MrDorkbot4 ай бұрын
The big ships that psykers are sent to terra on are horrible. I also forget where I read this but for the psykers on board it is a constant nightmare where you can't sleep. Can't imagine they're treated any better when they actually get to the throne.
@BigFatSoul4 ай бұрын
There is also funny table from dark heresy rulebook, that lists many different (and very “funny”) ways sanctioning changed you. There is options ranging from innocent ones like migraines and slight paranoia, to your head fucking exploding(and being reshaped back together ork-style)
@nationalsocialism35044 ай бұрын
Ummm... depends on your power level & ideological testing. The City of Sight (and people say that 40k is humorless when that's the name of the place populated by the blind) is functionally a self-contained college setting... I'm fairly certain that the "1000 pyskers a day" atrocity propaganda came from there since they use it as motivator upon student Astropaths (ie either do well or you'll get eaten.)
@BigFatSoul4 ай бұрын
@@nationalsocialism3504 no, sadly 1000 a day isn’t a propaganda. Black ship main purpose is to feed the emperor. In one of heresy books throneroom was described having a thousands of cells having barely enough space to fit a single human inside.
@Nirual864 ай бұрын
yeah I'd imagine it would be much the same. Obviously they need to keep you alive and relatively healthy, so at first glance you might have it quite good... but you're also around blanks constantly or at least under other countermeasures that probably don't feel very pleasant either.
@nationalsocialism35044 ай бұрын
@BigFatSoul nope... that's you misunderstanding it. The Adeptus Telepathica Astronomican is who produces the power for the Astronomican... The God-Emperor is using His power to hold the Webway Portal shut, the Golden Throne was repurposed as a life support system to prevent Himself from dying (He already had that figured out since that was the outcome He chose to resolve the problem of God-Horus a full five years before their fight), & the Adeptus Telepathica Astronomican supplies the power through the God-Emperor since it's unique quality of being Anathema that makes the Astronomican function as a lighthouse cutting through the Warp as Terra orbits. The Adeptus Telepathica Astronomican does chose among the weakest pyskers who can't become Astropaths or Imperial Pyskers, so they are burned out fairly quickly but it's still only a third of a million people a year. They are operated as a 10,000 strong psychic choir that has it's own gestalt consciousness that is who funnels its power through the God-Emperor to keep the Astronomican lit... but they all join willing and sacrifice themselves to do their part in helping humanity. It's a gestalt consciousness, so if too many of it's component parts didn't actually want to sacrifice themselves then it would stop doing what its doing. They are psykers who are trained enough to join the astral choir and do so willingly since they are doing one of the most vital tasks in the Imperium. The Astropaths & Imperial Pyskers in The City of Sight use that as a boogyman story about why the students need to study hard or the "God-Emperor will eat them"... they actually believe it since all the instructors were told that as students themselves for thousands of years. God-Emperor- holds Webway Portal shut Golden Throne- prevents the God-Emperor from dying Adeptus Telepathica Astronomican- 10,000 strong pyschic choir that provides the psychic power to funnel through the God-Emperor to keep the Astronomican lit which burns out about tenth of itself every day needing to be constantly replenished. Hope that breakdown helped you understand things better.
@blam3204 ай бұрын
You DID forget three things. First, the way the Imperium keeps its sanctioned psykers - including Astropaths - safe: and that's soul-binding them to the Emperor himself. Their souls are permanently linked to the Master of Mankind in a ritual which sees their very minds reshaped, enhancing their powers and giving them a better (but still not perfect) degree of control over them, at the cost of more often than not burning out one or more of your other, physical senses, like sight or smell. Second, if you're young enough, you could become a Space Marine aspirant. Some chapters, like the Blood Ravens, go out of their way to recruit children with psychic potential. Granted, you need to survive the absolutely horrific trials aspirants are subjected to, as well as gene seed implantation, AND then the even more horrific training Librarian aspirants undergo. But, if you succeed, Space Marine librarians are both some of the strongest, and some of the best trained and safest/most stable psykers in the whole of the Imperium. You just need to survive the battles you will inevitably face, and ultimately you will one day die in battle. Third, is to join the Inquisition. Inquisitors are always in need of people with psykic talent, sanctioned or not. As a member of an Inquisitorial retinue, or even as a full-fledged Inquisitor as is the case of Eisenhorn and Ravenor, you have access to all kinds of mystic knowledge, training, and archeotech which could be used to enhance and/or control your abilities. Of course, you'll be in constant danger from the enemies of Mankind, from rival Inquisitors, and even from your own companions, because some Inquisitors are known to dabble in the demonic, including the creation of Daemonhosts.
@JEhrig4 ай бұрын
Oh! a fun fact relating to Khorne, in the RPGs, you could start out as a psyker, then dedicate yourself to Khorne, and Khorne wouldn't kill you, he'd just make you..not a psyker anymore. Your psychic powers just, stop working! This was specifically in Black Crusade I believe? but yeah that was a thing, and it's what probably would've happened to Kyras had his plan succeeded
@what45214 ай бұрын
Yep, if your character's alignment changes to Khorn they stop being able to perform their witchcraft, but the second their alignment changes from Khorne to some other god or Chaos Undivided their abilities come back. So... stay khorny, I guess.
@twenty-fifth42012 күн бұрын
@@what4521 I like to imagine Khorne just has the administrator access of the soul and just set psyker talent to false and everything is great lol. Now I don't like Khorne's followers, but to be fair, the 'ideal' of Khorne is solid. If you are honorable, respectable and willing to go to anyone "I challenge you!", psyker or not, Khorne will likely at least see you as respectable and reward you as such. Plus, Khorne still needs psykers per se to have his daemons/servents appear, so there is a chance he is just covering his bases. That or he might just kill you because you summoned Slaaneshi/Tzeentch demons because you got the ritual wrong. That is equally possible too.
@what452112 күн бұрын
@@twenty-fifth420 Well, some Khorne cults definitely have blood priests or something like that, who's entire purpose is to summon more demons and get other cultists possessed.
@Thestarwarsman84 ай бұрын
You were right, 9th ed. Ghosthelm made them immune to perils. Can't tell you how many times I'd have a Thousand Sons or similar player go "Okay now perils" and I'd just respond with nomegalul and show them the Ghosthelm rule. I miss Psychic phase so much
@philiphockenbury65634 ай бұрын
Damn that’s sad. And also a very funny story.
@Sorain12 ай бұрын
See, that is the kind of Trolling Eldar players should have to hand on table top.
@riokollivier4 ай бұрын
Real quick, “Grimnir” is originally an alias used by Odin (who incidentally is also called Wotan), who is a wizard god. So ironically, the Leagues of Votann are actually closer to the origin of the name than the ass kicking Slayer God is.
@dontgankmebruv72733 ай бұрын
Don’t care elgi magic is for wazzocks
@VDURKE4 ай бұрын
You can do magic, but it will turn you into a portal to hell at some point. Thats a nice deal, no need to improve!
@chillyavian77184 ай бұрын
Or explode into demons
@GWR5154 ай бұрын
some poor psyker who's just happy to enjoy some peace on a black ship could be such a great short story
@gamingmimigma40014 ай бұрын
Also azariah kyras did not only not get instantly killed by khorne but also was granted ascension into some big demon after offering a planet system and a good chunk of a space marine chapter.
@MrRawrCEO4 ай бұрын
His speech was too good. Also I think in old lore Khorne was fine with Psykers as long as they pledged themselves utterly to him and forsook using their powers for ANYTHING other than cancelling out enemy pyskers. Supposedly tabletop gave them a bonus to dispel/counter roles.
@Sorain12 ай бұрын
@@MrRawrCEO I've always thought that Khorne would be fine with boosting yourself and nullifying anyone else's 'cheating' with the warp. Your seeking to be a great warrior and your mind is just one more muscle for doing that. Your not shooting lightning at enemies, so it's perfectly fair play.
@Hellacious-Blue-Liquid4 ай бұрын
Hate to say it, but Grimnir is just another name for Odin, who is the most wizardy wizard ever. He'll kill you a dozen different ways with a spear and collects the souls of brave fallen warriors, but he is a known fan of magic mischief
@hangebza66254 ай бұрын
@DogseatDogsasdid giants. Who were also often very smart and great artisians. Modern fantasy limits dwarfs and giants quite strongly
@Nirual864 ай бұрын
yeah thats the tricky thing with mythology as inspiration. Its only an issue here because the same name is used in two sort-of related settings in different ways. When it's usually basically the same thing (Eldar/Elf Gods, Chaos).
@antoinecyr28333 ай бұрын
Eeeh disagree. Grimnir (atleast his fantasy version.) seem more closer to Tyr then to Odin
@hangebza66254 ай бұрын
All I want are psychic Gue'vesa for the Tau. Basicly jedi knights which were tutored by the Nicassar on how to use psychic powers safley.
@what45214 ай бұрын
We don't know how Nicassar use their psychic powers and on what level, and we don't even know if their psychology isn't different enough from human and if their ways would even work with non-Nicassar.
@Sorain12 ай бұрын
I've kind of wanted them to go full Gundam and start making psy-battle suits with Gue'vesa pilots. (Mind you, ones who's grandparents grew up under Tau rule.) Have some 'special' gear (probly noctolith/blackstone) that only psychic's can use, or even outright have more performance than otherwise yet possible because the battlesuit's reactor is running on psy power. tapdance on the line between real and super robot with it. Just, give Gue'vesa a unit to represent them in the Tau line up that isn't crappy infantry.
@matijasostojic428820 күн бұрын
I remember this one bit of art work I found while searching up Tau auxilaries. Somebody made a collection of their own made Gua'vesa unit types/jobs in the Tau empire. One of them was this cool idea for what is bassically a walking psyker stasis/meditation pod. The psyker is put into a trance like state and this makes them very positive, this kinda has the affect of nulifying warp shenanigans around them at all times. It was such a unique idea because instead of just ploping a psyker into the army, they made a very Tau like selution to a problem.
@twenty-fifth42012 күн бұрын
@@what4521 Thanks GW for your lack of care for the Tau alien races!! ....Again... When I do play the Tau, I am just going to have half my army be kroot and have them be psykers because 'they ate one too many thousands sons' and now they can see the future. Not obviously rule applicable for tabletop, but a nice headcanony. I swear the Tau are fucking the neglected empire in 40k when they have the coolest potential for making more Xenos...but no, I guess we have to settle on the big 3. Tau, Vespids and Kroot. And maybe Guevassa/Human but I don't think the Tau have rules for humans or I don't remember when I had a nineth ed codex.
@josephrichards46184 ай бұрын
Omg, the bear is back, in first frame of the video too! :)
@Null_Experis4 ай бұрын
The Emperor's plan for the Webway was to use every psyker within it including himself as a ward against Chaos, effectively cutting humanity off entirely from the warp long enough for us to all become alpha-level psykers equal to him while slowly starving Chaos of human thought and emotion. He intended to slowly repair and extend the webway to EVERY imperial world and the Eldar were so afraid of this they started sealing off the webway all over the the place to keep the Emperor from finding them. Why the Eldar didn't attack them to prevent his project, we don't know. It could be that the majority of craftworld eldar saw the expansion and repair project as useful, or they knew it was doomed to failure and decided to distance themselves from it.
@delta99154 ай бұрын
Who is us
@Null_Experis4 ай бұрын
@@delta9915 Humanity. Who else?
@HeIsAnAli4 ай бұрын
Besides, the fringe benefit for the Emperor involves Aeldari booty. Lots and _lots_ of Aeldari Booty.
@Sorain12 ай бұрын
I always figured the likely outcomes were 'it fails miserably, lets laugh at the dancing monkeys' and 'Most of the Webway gets fixed up, and we seal our sections off from the lesser beings.' Like having a cat in your barn.
@djbeast21454 ай бұрын
Can't believe my favorite slaanesh daemonhost posted a video
@thessop94394 ай бұрын
Daemonette
@christopherg23473 ай бұрын
"It's for your own good" - Imperial Guard ability. If a sanctioned psyker is in the same unit as a commissar and fails a 'perils of the warp' check, they get a free bolter round! That should bump the safety up a notch.
@knightoforange71774 ай бұрын
Umgi, if you weren't my favorite warhammer fantasy source, you'd be goin' in the book.
@notarealfirstnamenotareall7464 ай бұрын
Normally I'd say that a boltgun to the face makes psykers safer but sometimes demons crawl out of the bloody stump. The only safe psykers are the good ones with plot armor.
@TheArklyte4 ай бұрын
Tbh the obvious answer would be biological and cybenetical enhancement, followed by rigorous training copied from psyker practices that work, followed by... yep, further enhancement. In case of Astronomicon psykers for example the end goal is to raise their endurance above their month tenure thus allowing recovery and rotation of trained members of choir. Even if they take a decade to recover to be able to go on repeat duty, that'll quickly start to accumulate. Main argument I usually mention in 40k that would suit anybody is Right of Clean/Pure Thought. AdMech uses it to purge emotions by replacing half of the brain. Nowhere it dictates that you can't just plop that same cogitator on top of the head or behind the skull thus getting individual with 3 "halves" of a brain. And funny part is, while you can fool both brain and computer, you can't make them hallucinate the same thing in synchronicity. So whenever said individual hears voices or sees something only with one or another, they can just filter it out.
@what45214 ай бұрын
It says that Pure Thought REPLACES a part of the brain, of course it doesn't say you can't just plug it without losing half your brain, because it thinks you understand what the word "replace" implies.
@TheArklyte4 ай бұрын
@@what4521 yeah, that's why I DON'T use that word because I'm not AdMech follower and I don't intend to use this tech for religious ritual. How hard can it be to comprehend written text? What did I mean? How about exactly what I've said, eh?🤣
@what45214 ай бұрын
@@TheArklyte You said that it doesn't say that you can't just put Pure Thought in a jar and walk with both halves of your brain, which automatically means you can, I said that by writing the word "replaces" they definitely DID said that you can't walk with both halves of your brain and Pure Thought implant.
@TheArklyte4 ай бұрын
@@what4521 what stops me? I have proof of cogitator implant that can equal one human lobe. I have proof that tehy can wire it to the brain and make it work. I have NO intention to make it a ritual about dedication of myself to a machine. What do YOU have?
@randomdude64463 ай бұрын
@@what4521His point was that the same effects could be achieved by placing the cogitator somewhere else instead of removing half his brain to make room, linking it to your brain instead of replacing a part.
@gabesumner12364 ай бұрын
Just bind them to a Psy-titan and its all good. Ignore all the negative effects from those titans existing
@emilefortier16884 ай бұрын
Trick question: you don't. Blanks master race!
@robkemp5984 ай бұрын
True, if everyone was a blank the great rift would slam shut real quick and the shadow in the warp would feel like a normal tuesday
@morescodesup20873 ай бұрын
Blanks maybe hated my everyone for having bad vibes, but at least your soul probably won’t be violated.
@twangyflame09694 ай бұрын
As someone both played a Psyker and went down the Yrliet romance in Owlcat's Rogue Trader, I would be fascinated for a more in-depth story of a human psyker looking into Aeldari culture in order to better master their psyker abilities. For one, this could be a very meditative story on what it means to live Chaos haunting your heels. For two, it means we get more Aeldari content, which is always a win.
@AYAKXSHI4 ай бұрын
They could also use as a potential plot device either for a humanity and aeldari alliance or as a way for them to backstab the humans either way it could get spicy
@robkemp5984 ай бұрын
In an ideal world someone would create a "guardian neural chip", something that would either completely hide or shield a Psyker when they are using their powers. Short of a chaos God nothing could find them/force it's way through. But that's too logical for the Imperium
@chillyavian77184 ай бұрын
The old Federation probably had something similar to that, that no one ever used due to daemons not really being a threat at the time
@NebulaDrake784 ай бұрын
And people complain about the Darkside of the Force being damaging to the user(Dooku out here proving moderation is key). Sure Nihilus became a Wound in the Force that had to satiate himself by draining entire planets worth of people of their life energy but he was still himself for the most part same with all Sith unless they went off the deep end. A Psyker on the other hand draws his/her power directly from Hell and is a ticking time bomb at best Armaggedon at worst being restricted only to my imagination be damned.
@Zan-tx6jv4 ай бұрын
21 seconds no views.... Which is perfectly normal because KZbin doesn't update things that quickly.
@cmdrgarbage18954 ай бұрын
YOOOO 301 GANG, WHO IS HERE BEFORE 301
@Gamingchairenthusiast1224 ай бұрын
Black stone jewelry would be a kickass option covered in elf runes to focus psyker powers and make runes to open a new webway 2 electric bagaloo on each human planet.
@stuperman1174 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, the mental image of just this silly little stone that's a desk weight suddenly throwing hands sounds utterly hilarious.
@darkdude92483 ай бұрын
BRB, need to go on a galaxy wide adventure to befriend Eldar, Necron, Dark Eldar, all while being an abomination who will evaporated on site then self brainwash myself into being a grey knight so I can have a +3% chance of not exploding when I sneeze
@dagon83184 ай бұрын
No views in 24 seconds? Pancreas fell off...
@swyjix4 ай бұрын
1 like 39 seconds. Dagon fell off
@ZWOXIS4 ай бұрын
Only 3 likes in 2 minutes? Dagon fell off...
@The_Ragequit_Cannon4 ай бұрын
Cringe
@randomds31544 ай бұрын
400 views in 5 minutes, what a niche microcelebrity
@EthanPineapple4 ай бұрын
This stopped being funny weeks ago
@Unhingedcheese4 ай бұрын
Every night, where I had to babysit till late at night. You came to my rescue without fail. My tired eyes thank you
@jeftecoutinho4 ай бұрын
3:55 This is one thing that bugs me about the Emperor. Because no matter how powerful of a psyker you are, this power will attract hungry demons; you cannot drive the damn things away, only hide, but the Emperor, which should be funding the biggest demon feast in the Warp, can SCARE THEM AWAY. Knowing that psykers draw power from the Warp to influence reality, i wonder if doing the inverse is also possible, and if this is what the Emperor does, since when he burned the garden of Nurgle, he said that *"the Warp is not the only realm capable of pushing back."*
@kevlonk3 ай бұрын
18:30 Er...well, I mean, Grimnir is also one of the names of Odin, who is among other things a god of knowledge, runes and sorcery, so there is that.
@Reddotzebra4 ай бұрын
As far as I understood, soul stones are also specifically attuned to the soul of the Eldar that's supposed to inhabit it after death, and only very specialized Farseers that do nothing but this know the means by which you take a crystal and attune it into a soul stone this way.
@Sneaker37194 ай бұрын
That last suggestion of becoming a servitor reminds me of a homebrew unit for the Mechanicus: Servitor Psykers. Elite units that help curb the Admech’s status as a horde army and adds a bit of flavor for the Psychic Awakening.
@theodoremccarthy44384 ай бұрын
The Perils of The Warp mechanics from the table top game and RPGs are world breaking if used generally. My head canon is that they only apply stressful situations like combat, and a calm focused psyker can avoid them. Also, you forgot to include “soul binding yourself to a daemon that wants worship and services instead of just eating your soul” and “learning sorcery and eventually becoming a daemon prince of chaos undivided” on you list. Both are viable, if dangerous, options.
@JoelVanboeningАй бұрын
I'm listening to this while grinding for Mataneo in Tacticus.
@tibbydudeza4 ай бұрын
The only "safe" psykers is those on the black fleet on their way to Terra or an inquisitor with a bolter ready standing close by :).
@philleotardo70164 ай бұрын
Thoughts on foundation tech? I mean stuff like the Scranton reality anchor and Hume stabilizer
@chillyavian77184 ай бұрын
Depending upon if Hume levels are the level of normalcy, maybe, blanks are meant to stop warp stuff but demons can still possess them, if Hume levels are the level of reality in an area, then no, the warp is a part of reality.
@philleotardo70164 ай бұрын
@@chillyavian7718 ok so I’ll explain Hume levels in a layman’s term. Hume levels are a way to determine how real a place is. So a place with extremely low Hume levels is one in which reality doesn’t exist as fully(see red reality) whereas a place with high Hume levels is one in which reality exists in either an enhanced or extremely tangible way. Reality benders are said to have high Hume levels. However if a place has high Hume levels, then it is unstable for different reasons: it’s like putting a bunch of steam in a box. So a Hume stabilizer would stave off the warp given that an increase in warp activity would likely cause an increase in Hume levels
@BenHyle4 ай бұрын
So, fun fact about the magic desk rock: An Imperial governor once stole a bunch off of some Eldar diplomats he killed and made them into a necklace. Anyhow, *half* of the Phoenix Lords showed up to retrieve them. They captured the man, one Guyan Sethe. And, then, the Harlequins took him to Commorragh. And he's still there. Several hundred years later. Maybe he's still coherent enough to regret that choice.
@dueinuremom50823 ай бұрын
In the book “the eye of terror” it starts off with some psyker who is freaking out because he’s discovered his psyker powers and was taken into captivity. He didn’t want to be killed because he knew his soul would be devoured by daemons and he didn’t want to be alive because of the constant horror of being a psyker. He asked to be put in a drug induced coma forever. Anyways he ended up being brutally murdered a little while later, and the book explicitly said he was eaten by daemons.
@Gonroamin4 ай бұрын
While it involved some serious genius-level bioengineering, Fabius Bile was someone who did manage to do all sorts of Eldar psychic craziness, and other spoiler-iffic insanity without being a psyker himself, or using warp voodoo.
@superbodaciousflibbertigib81394 ай бұрын
Intro was like: “I wanted to give the bare minimum, but this project gave me the Bear Maximum.”
@s0ulwind3 ай бұрын
ages ago, me and a friend concocted a plan to take a soulstone, follow the warp beacon to bipass the defenses of terra, appear in the Golden Throne chamber, and place said soulstone on the Emperor, and thereby facilitate his resurrection.
@arcdecibel99864 ай бұрын
Being a servitor isn't nearly as bad as you describe it unless there's a malfunction, and even then we don't really know because they don't speak. What we do know is that Servitors, like Skitarii, can perceive the various canticles and orders they receive as blissful input, even shuddering in ecstasy, according to our army books and the novel "Adeptus Mechanicus." Thus, we have a much better solution than most of those presented here. All knowledge belongs to the Omnissiah anyway, including psykers and their crap, so give them to us. We can make them into useful servitors that can be shot at by, or kill, Necrons. Then we loot all their Blackstone, which in turn makes everyone safer from the warp, as we build everything out of that stuff. You don't have to be a Magos to understand that this chain of reasoning is logical, and what is logical, is divine.
@rocky-nm5wf4 ай бұрын
11:13 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
@Ignisrex4 ай бұрын
the hardest way for the Imperium to reduce the danger of psykers but highly effective way would be to stop treating psykers like shit, like they undeserving of life. it is much easier not listing to the voices when you are healthly and have friends
@Arkaeus044 ай бұрын
Just give every psyker a mandatory sister of silence gf. Problem solved
@ofdustandnations68064 ай бұрын
I’m subscribed and watch your vids. However, never clicked on one so fast with that thumbnail of a bear chillin on a log. Keep up the good work dude!
@ofdustandnations68064 ай бұрын
Maybe it wasn’t the thumbnail, the vid started rolling and I seent the bearsy
@Amdor4 ай бұрын
15:20 Vaults of Terra: The Hollow Mountain has a bit about astronomicon. More or less goes with people getting molded to want to be sacrificed to emperor so good food seems possible ;)
@leothewhiteranger4 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the Spirit Stones thing? It's something some Thorian Inquisitors actually explore, investigating it as a way to interact with the soul for that whole "Bring the Emperor back" thing.
@Amdor4 ай бұрын
9:00 also Necron dolmen gates buut its not like it make entering webway easier xD
@cognisant3073 ай бұрын
I reckon for Khorne it's not the psyker powers in of themselves that are the problem but rather how you use them. Don't try to avoid combat, don't try to remove your opponent's ability to fight back, don't just fireball or zap someone the moment you have line of sight, use your powers to get into melee and to shield yourself from projectiles and other's psykic attacks, don't let your powers define you, be a warrior who just happens to have powers as a perk.
@letendreelliott87784 ай бұрын
Video idea : the lore behind the Ubersreik 5 and the other Vermintide cast members and events
@alexadam6743 ай бұрын
I'm honestly not sure anymore that I agree with this notion that if Eldrad was 'unblocked' that he would be able to 'toss Magnus around like a ragdoll'. I think the named outlier humans (E, Magnus, Malcador) in psychic potential are likely more powerful than the strongest Aeldari psykers that we know of today, by virtue of being extreme outliers. I suspect an unblocked Eldrad might be comparable to what Magnus can do - but not greater and certainly nowhere near as strong as the Emperor. Blocked, we know Eldrad can only just about go toe-to toe with Ahriman, who we know, despite being monstrously powerful, is still weaker than Magnus. Its not even clear for example that pre-fall Eldar psykers were able to do what the Emperor is currently capable of doing in terms of raw psychic power. Also worth noting that pre fall Aeldari are indicated to have been able to manipulate the stars ('The stars once lived and died at our command') - but Magnus is not far off these feats - he's demonstrated the ability to translate a planet from the Warp to real space (which is a reasonably similar ballpark) and he's only a fraction of Big E's power. Asurmen suggests Eldrad might be representative of what an average pre-fall Eldar psyker could have been like, so yeah, maybe unblocked he matches Magnus, but I'm not even convinced of that anymore.
@wombataldebaran96864 ай бұрын
In the Rogue Trader CRPG, a Dark Eldar Fleshcrafter had access to some strange headgears that when worn nullifies a psykers connection to the warp, completely nullifying their abilities and silencing the voices. Its not even that torturous to endure from a pain point of view. However, it will slowly drain the life out of you and you will waste away eventually from... something. Still, better than being turned into a chaos spawn.
@chickenmonger1232 ай бұрын
You forgot Soul-Binding. Horrible really. You’ll probably be injured permanently and die of exertion early. But you won’t be nearly as vulnerable to Demons. And you’ll get to take part in noble work. Which IS a step up in 40k from everyone else.
@Uglukkk4 ай бұрын
In my opinion trivialization of indoctrination is not "cool 40k is so grim", but a result of it being shittly potraied in the setting. I couldn't finish the one Space Marine novel I've tried reading becuse Space Marines are basically normal people, where from the lore they should be completly alien in thought, zelots of emperor. Seeing as none of them are made from adults with developed personality anymore.
@jonathanathor1174 ай бұрын
Mutant suppression collars might considered the moral option for psykers especially considering how unstable the warp is.
@BoredofmostofitАй бұрын
When the treatment for your condition qualifies as a warcrime for basically every normal person... Well that's WH 40k for you. 😅
@akiramasashi93174 ай бұрын
Doesn't The Exorcists space marine chapter have a pretty surefire way of making yourself nearly invisible to Daemons?
@diminished74374 ай бұрын
How to Make Psykers Safer in 40k - "construct additional pylons"
@arcdecibel99864 ай бұрын
lol
@BartoszBąk-b8o3 ай бұрын
POWER OVERWHELMING
@Historyfrek4ever4 ай бұрын
Giving up your psyker powers to serve Khorne would definitely get you instantly blessed and favoured. Not only are you making fighting hard for yourself, you would be willing to give up a part of yourself for khorne.
@shrimp_on_internet4 ай бұрын
Got it, murder wizards at random so they dont turn into chaos gates!
@BeaglzRok14 ай бұрын
"Explode into demons" is what my Fantasy group calls Tzeentch's Curse. Thankfully the worst we've gotten is having her Magic Characteristic reduced by 1 for the next 24 hours, but we've had our food and water spoil so often that it makes my Scout who has to share the backline with the Wizard very justified in not wanting to solve problems with magic that isn't expressly divine.
@cemoguz27863 ай бұрын
Become a gray knight kick other pschers fuck shit up and die for the emperor himself and malcador is the best and impisible option. If you are strong.
@timothylong31103 ай бұрын
Haven’t watched the video yet, but knee jerk reaction is apply bolter followed by application of heavy flamer…
@nattly63404 ай бұрын
is there any chance you could do a video on the dark elves in TW3? its elf so im sure your biased towards a topic like that even alittle bit. to be clear im talking about the dark elves as a whole not just their two asshole leaders
@MyGreengecko4 ай бұрын
I dont want to make things safer in 40K, i want to escalate! Introduce mandatory Shadowlight day!
@alanolex39624 ай бұрын
Common to what dumbass memes will tell you, the Thousand Sons were very safe with their psychic powers, Magnus just flew too close to the sun because character flaws make things more interesting.
@thomasparsons85984 ай бұрын
fun fact, The name grimnir is actually one of the names that Odin goes by, which is also why the dwarf psykers have the two CORV robots to represent Hugin and Munin, Odin’s ravens
@Brabantian4 ай бұрын
Helluva boss and pancreas vid on the same in the span of 6 hours? My autism really is having a field trip today
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial4 ай бұрын
4:03 THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK
@PooGEr974 ай бұрын
15:00 I take your word for it. But this goes against the grain of Lord Leutin's description of life on a blackship. Since I can't be bothered to read the lore myself, I'll chock it all up as Canon and go play darktide.
@PooGEr974 ай бұрын
15:19 nvm lol
@morescodesup20873 ай бұрын
Blanks have it so much better even with everyone hating you or wanting you dead.
@swyjix4 ай бұрын
Don’t
@mysticalseapotato83034 ай бұрын
Does the Servitor one actually work? If it is your soul and mind which let the demons in, if they botch the process, you may be left with nothing but your own thoughts and the demons
@arcdecibel99864 ай бұрын
Yes, it works. Servitors are effectively lobotomized. Their prefrontal cortex is cut off from the rest of their brain and used as a processor, which is not as bad as Pancreas makes it sound. Servitors interpret orders from Tech-priests and Magi as beautiful hymns from the angels of the Omnissiah, filling them with joy, much like Skitarii do, but with no free will. The rest of the time, they don't think at all. Well, not usually, anyway. From time to time, neurogenesis (the very slow process of growing new brain cells) will give some servitors a little bit of a link back to the rest of their brain, especially if the servitor is very old and hasn't been maintained. These poor bastards still usually work with a tech-priest around to guide them directly, but if left on their own they can freeze up or develop odd behaviors as their ravaged minds ty to re-assert some form of consciousness. Some servitors can also retain extremely strong impulses form their previous life. One example would be Haldron-44 Stroika, from the book "Adeptus Mechanicus". He was a very capable Skitarii leader and fighter, but he was captured by Chaos, tortured through unspeakable means, and mined for data on Mechanicus strategies and deployments. He was then corrupted to Chaos, twisted into a form of servitor (we think) and turned against his own fleet. His governing Magos eventually recovered him, and wracked with guilt because he was the one who sent Stroika to that fate, converted him into a full servitor; A Kataphron Destroyer, to purify him from the taint of the Warp. For the most part, that worked, but when Stroika faced the Chaos leader that originally tortured him, and ordered to hold fire for a moment, he kept repeating the only word he still knew as he attempted to ignite his plasma culverin: "Execute." Ordered to stand down again, he repeated the word more insistently, and appeared to be trying to engage his drive system to attack the Chaos leader. Thus, it is reasonable to conclude that the Warp no longer controlled him, and the same should be true for any psyker. They need far more neural connections to even show up as a flicker in the Empyrean. Personally, as a disciple of Stygies VIII, which is often maligned for the tek-heresy of our predecessors, I can assure you that their terrible experiments, like turning Eldar or Orks into servitors, have never resulted in a psyker threat. If they had, the Inquisition would never tolerate us, and they have no records of such a calamity ever occurring. Ergo, it is reasonable to assume that the possibility of psykers still attracting, or having the capacity to accept demons, or even generate a gestalt field as Orks do, is non-existent. Only the twisted artifices of Chaos Warpsmiths have ever resulted in such abominable unions, and I know nothing of their methods.
@vosslergardia31794 ай бұрын
Psykers are the level 99 methhead outside 7/11 but now he can fire lightning.
@bluebomber283 ай бұрын
0:25 oh yeah I joined Slaenesh so i could blast into demons 😏
@Radium_Alarie26 күн бұрын
Underrated comment
@gstellar964 ай бұрын
You can also do the 10th edition method and take their power away and give them a gun
@pancreasnowork99394 ай бұрын
GW's indecipherable rule choices truly is the best way to ensure your psykers are no longer psykers
@Monkey-kq1cr4 ай бұрын
Completley unrelated but theres a night lords novel where a raptor eats a bunch of soul stones from killing eldar and says he can hear them screaming in his stomach. Which i thought was neat
@sadpotatohours48464 ай бұрын
Vore
@halcyon16444 ай бұрын
@@sadpotatohours4846No ❤️
@dcaruss39594 ай бұрын
One must love that the options in 40k usually boil down to Die Die Die Wish you were dead REALLY wish you were dead REALLY REALLY wish you were dead And die slower Or die faster But over all cease existence as if you don't 40k will gladly do it for you :) What? You didn't think you were a named character did you?
@makehappyfaces25424 ай бұрын
Congrats on the sponsorship! I've actually been thinking about trying out Tacticus as a Tyranid player.
@elmine77074 ай бұрын
The pancreas experience, elf simpery until Dawi are mentioned. Its a grudgin
@DeusExAngelo4 ай бұрын
I am a big fan of Warhammer's use and risk of magic (atleast in 40k and Oldhammer, AOS is a different story). Sure, you can bend and break the way the observable universe works but....doing so may impact the coherence of reality around you. It definitely solidifies that these powers are if not supernatural them truly unnatural.
@D3K434 ай бұрын
20:30 hehe FTL reference. Love the background music as well.
@soccerandtrack103 ай бұрын
12:08 phyncrinisity= I just thought of it today or yesterday= "🇺🇸WHO DO YOU WANT TO GET TORTURED AND OWNED BY!!!! THE WEST OR THE EAST!!!!!!??" "😨😨i... i DONT WANT GET TORTURED AAAAAAT AAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!" "🇺🇸WHOOO!!!!!!?" this is about fascists calling themselves communists or capitallists. Its still fascism,its just who owns you thats different. (Note=this is probbally the magic empath thing=i saw the picture 1st=then thought of it. Magic empath=magically get information by useing senses on something,like looking at a picture for a video,but not watching it.).
@Mordikay2114 ай бұрын
Psyker smycker. Where's the Mechanicus 2 hype? Praise the Omnisiah! (For real another great video).
@EmonWBKstudios4 ай бұрын
00:00 - 00:03 : Uh yeah, every friggin' day, Minimum work for minimum wage.I called out today cus i slept through my alarm and went "fuck it, this is a sign that I shouldn't work today." so I didn''t.
@prettycoolguy32064 ай бұрын
Getting to his homebrewed Psyker solutions & Pancreasnowork really just came out here saying "hey have you considered kys?" He made this video & he chose violence
@itsokiie3 ай бұрын
why did this video remind me so much of FTL?
@MrObearos4 ай бұрын
You really need to read the vaults of terra series, in the second book theres a bit of a scene with the collegia astronomican and how members of the telepathica treat them. which is to say, pretty well all things considered. They are effectively monks on their way to holy martyrdom and are given some respect. Though they are also pretty heavilly propagandized but it is the imperium