Pro Wolfenstein 3D

[@Civvie11]

You're not crazy. This is a re-upload to fix an audio issue in the previous one.

[@Eki0Z.53]

Nice

[@akis_0264]

I feel special for watching the echo version

[@freepremium5886]

Oh good, thought i was crazy

[@justted1335]

Love you Civvie you make me NOT wanna die

[@ThePawerStation]

Now Wolfenstein RPG and Doom RPG are missing.

[@GianniMatragrano]

Don't worry, the reupload is just a great Wolfenstein reference. *"LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN!"*

[@hobomainiac2641]

Mein Leben

[@iiclyde_nodes174]

Funny voice man!!!

[@Sorrelhas]

REUPLOAD™

[@denisvertinsky7628]

OHH I NEEDED THAT

[@TrumpLester]

Best VA NA

[@LukeCorreia]

incredibly pumped for Pro Chex Quest

[@Mr..Malice]

Yeah Pro Chex Quest when Civvie??

[@childishgoblino]

​@@UOHCUNY Cope

[@michaeldougherty6036]

Sadly, I had a copy of Chex Quest. But I never got a chance to play it, what with the constantly being grounded.

[@UOHCUNY]

@@childishgoblino seethe

[@KamiNoBaka1]

@@michaeldougherty6036 A copy? Dude I had like 20 copies thanks to my grandma making huge batches of chex mix lol

[@MDWFlipIt]

My dad had Wolfenstein 3D and the official hint book that had the maps in them, with commentary from Id Software employees themselves. Tom Hall said that Episode 6 Map 1 was basically designed to stop John Romero from being so good at the game. Supposedly Romero beat the entire first episode in around 5 minutes and at the time was the world record. I think it was beaten, but it's nice to know that whole levels were designed to knock your own co-workers down a peg.

[@JeffreyPiatt]

You can clearly tell some ID maps were made out of spite to someone. Nightmare was made because Romaro was annoyed at some Usenet posts calling doom's Ultra violence too easy.

[@lampochka2003]

wow you're lucky man, I didn't even understand English back in the days I was playing these maze levels... I even had no idea it has some story behind. So sad my father quited this year and I've found this video only now!

[@thealmightyegg07]

Inb4 removed again for having a purple pixel on one frame.

[@Civvie11]

UGH DAMN IT LET ME GO FIX IT

[@captaintoyota3171]

Cyan pixels?

[@wallabra]

No, those are issues in the Wolfenstein SS sprites in Doom 2, not in actual Wolf3D.

[@blackout295]

Civvie doesn't know about the existence of KZbin's editor

[@SgtMjRomero]

Now I wanna see the deviantart fan art he saw

[@donovanphillips6278]

“You know but then he did.” Perfect way to sum up John Carmack.

[@TheGary108]

The more I hear about John Carmack, more I think of him as an Absolute Chad that gave no fucks.

[@Doperwtje81]

@@TheGary108 He is. Carmack once tried breaking into his school with homemade explosives cuz he wanted an Apple pc.

[@vibemasterkorosu2469]

@@Doperwtje81 He would've succeeded if one of his friends followed his plan

[@examname9477]

0:01 what version of this horst wessel lied? i cant find it on internet

[@blockyvids2]

@@Doperwtje81 there’s a much darker timeline where he kills us all.

[@stianovesen]

I played this game with my dad when I was in kindergaden. He kind of ruled in it but he always ran out of ammo. Then he was "the dangerous man with the knife". He was such a badass man. My hero. Tried to introduce him to "Return to Caste Wolfenstein" from 2001. He wasn't such a badass anymore. I guess that was the first time I realized my dad was not invincible, and that age is a thing.

[@Gman_2009_]

sad

[@spyrelle3970]

That's a nice story. My pa' would play some of the original PlayStation games way back when. Oddworld: Abe's Exodus/Odyssey were his favorites.

[@micalzoncillo249]

@@spyrelle3970 me and my mom used to play medievil when i was like 6. she loved it, she even bought the strategy guide so she could 100% it. i remember her beating it without me and i was so dissapointed at the time lol, now i just laugh.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Damn, I wish I had all of your experience with my parents

[@branflake6048]

I mean tbf return to castle wolfenstein does have some crazy difficulty spikes if you're not ready for them.

[@jakeshepherd7046]

Ok but BJ having a dramatic monologue about wet dog food killed me

[@expendableround6186]

They really gave him some admirable depth New Order onwards.

[@amuroray9115]

@@expendableround6186 agreed. Props to the voice actor in New Order.

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

I MUST find the scene where he says it

[@NineteenInFrench]

@@EpicTyphlosionTV 8:17 for your infinite pleasure

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

@@NineteenInFrench I meant the scene in whichever game it comes from

[@eric20ike]

"We're going to be doing one thing, and one thing only." *Humping walls*

[@kaledmarrero1011]

Killing nazis.

[@ibosu3190]

@@kaledmarrero1011 *G N A T S E E S*

[@magemega4262]

Stabbing dogs and eating old left out turkey dinners.

[@TheGary108]

@@magemega4262 Gnatsee Dogs don’t go to Doggy Heaven cuz fuck ‘em.

[@roninja6929]

Those wall won't know what hit em.

[@tsarbutterfly663]

You’ve committed to the meme, now people are gonna ask “Pro Spear of Destiny when?” “Pro Return to Danger when?” “Pro Ultimate Challenge when?”

[@classicshooters8902]

Playing Return to Danger and Ultimate Challenge is like having a lobotomy. Can't wait to see you play them, CV-11!

[@MrShambles]

Pro Ultima Underworld when?

[@BadlanderOutsider]

BLADE OF AGONY!

[@deadruins]

Pro New Order when?

[@Vic-Vega]

Love Return to Danger.

[@theweirdoofthetown]

The sound error wasn't an error, it was omnipotent being carmack's power manifested for the purpose to destroy romero's influence over civvie's PC.

[@BloodfelX]

I mean, I would believe that they are two elder gods petty enough to fight through metaphysical means for control of some KZbinr's PC.

[@hiddenshadow2105]

@@BloodfelX This is now my headcanon.

[@valentinom.4292]

They don't like each other nowadays?

[@ScopeOperaSam]

@@BloodfelX all over the shit talking Ion Storm was throwing during Daikatanas development. Romero and Carmack have been engaged in a Crucible of Deitys for like 3 decades now. Something like that lol.

[@yorickhertz9308]

I don't know why I love this guy's voice so much. He sounds so pissed off yet so calm, like a pissed off of minor inconveniences

[@BryanWhite-zr5mq]

his voice reminds me of the reviewer urinatingtree

[@LastNameReese]

@@BryanWhite-zr5mqit really does, I love tree and this all makes sense now

[@captainnurbles9169]

I've always said that Civvie talks in bold.

[@ollytherevenant1653]

I think you described this game best when you said “it’s designed like fast food, it’s cheap, easy, and satisfying just don’t have too much of it.”

[@boden_staendig]

Once in a while I replay an episode or two for this very reason. Playing them all would drive me crazy, but otherwise this is still one legendary fun and well-done game.

[@PaladinDusty]

Like my ex-wife. Damn, I miss her...

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@boden_staendig I got motion sickness playing this game when I was a kid. Even now I still do, especially if I play the levels that is infested with the putrid purple wall textures.

[@Fwufikins]

1:42 Of course. The binding in-between space that holds reality together is *FIREBLUE.* It all makes sense now.

[@AnimatedTerror]

They tried to warn us... and we didn’t listen!!!

[@wistfulanthophila9317]

wait it's fireBlue? i thought it was called fire glue

[@Duffren]

Wolf3D is the game that got me into gaming. Playing this and the old GTA games in my friend's basement on a Czech foreign exchange student's computer while the student in question watched porno tapes he stole from my friend's stepdad is very nearly the defining point of my childhood. You're doing good work here Civvie.

[@Tavares0709]

Seems like a great childhood, man

[@lochandichabod3084]

@@Tavares0709 agreed

[@rat1806]

Your childhood sounds the opening to an early 2000's comedy

[@yakupcetinkaya1473]

I laughed so hard at this, thank you@@rat1806

[@GFCat]

"He assisted an SS dentist / mechanic in attempting to jump start your tonsils earlier that morning." Oh I get it, they electrified the inside of your mouth.

[@christopherstathis4419]

I was honestly expecting a Marathon Man reference from him.

[@dominicesquivel3901]

Electrify my golden tooth

[@jbone877]

It means they tortured you to try to get you to talk

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I once took a “WWII in Film and Lit” course and the professor’s name was “Robert J. Blaskiewicz” - signed right up. Cool dude, went by Bob so he was literally B. J. Blaskiewicz. There’s also a WWII German general named Blaskowitz which is kinda awkward. Not sure if the latter was the inspiration for the name, and fairly certain the former wasn’t. Always curious how they came up with BJ Blaskiewicz.

[@jimbob3332]

Maybe because it sounds like "blast" and that's an action thing

[@Bmetalful]

If you think critically you can probably reason with the fact that we know 1 side of the story. When I played this game as a kid I thought it was so fun to kill all these "bad guys." After reading a couple of notorious books by the other side I really thought about what side's story makes more sense. Let's just say I can't play this series of games anymore. It just feels like propaganda. There's a lot more to the story than "mustache man go crazy and kill innocent people because he's evil."

[@ПавелПовх-з3у]

@@Bmetalful Yeah, I would prefer game where you shoot soviet soldiers and kill Stalin in the end.

[@bl1tz533]

@@Bmetalful be careful, youre gonna get called an anti semite!

[@od4361]

@@Bmetalful Isn't that kind of the fun of it though? The idea of an extremely serious war being this 2 dimensional "Goodies VS Badies" series?

[@NonsensicalNation]

What do you suppose the odds are that at least ONE German soldier in the entire WWII shouted "Mein leben!" when he got shot?

[@remyrichardson8614]

Idk like 3,000-1?

[@highestsettings]

I suppose its the same odds as an Allied soldier shouting "my life!" when they got shot. That is to say, very low.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Forget that, what about the odds of a SS going "Schutzstaffel!" whenever an Allied soldier saw them?

[@thechrononaut1]

WE'RE GONNA BE DOIN' ONE THANG AND ONE THANG ONLY SPAMMIN' THE USE KEY AGAINST EVERY WALL WE FIND

[@ellocojoncrazy3270]

FRED FUCKS?!!! WTF!!!

[@eduardodiaz9942]

EACH ONE OF YOU OWES ME 100 HUMPED WALLS

[@gabby3036]

SPACE BAR SPACE BAR SPACE BAR

[@Taima]

This is the way.

[@missingindy]

AND ALSO KILLIN NAHTZEYS

[@BirdmanDeuce26]

You know, after watching this video and revisiting Wolf 3D with fresh eyes, learning that Rise of the Triad got developed out of Wolf 3D's engine feels more astounding.

[@hiddenshadow2105]

All this verticality and jumping!

[@OnyeNacho]

8:15 - Gianni's fantastic voice acting!

[@Destroyah5000]

That camera panning out to see the player with that "YEAHHH!" jump feels so good to see after enduring hitscan Hell.

[@Bismuth9]

8:41 um excuse me what? How am I learning this now

[@dannyboi5887]

I actually find that a really cool, if morbid detail. Being so low on health, BJ is desperate and has to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive Of course realistically that wouldn't magically heal is wounds, but the whole survival aspect of it is still cool

[@mfisher9977]

Wolf 3D speedrun explained when Bismuth?

[@rodjustice3582]

Same.

[@duderitoz6953]

@@dannyboi5887 Bj is such a battle chad that he not only kills his enemies but devours the leftover viscera too

[@darkprinc979]

It seems like not too many people knew about this, as Civvie is the first KZbinr I've seen mention that fact when talking about this game. I discovered it entirely by accident a long time ago while playing.

[@ninjadude17]

"This poor bastard brought a rocket launcher to a hit scan fight" that made my day.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Cyberdemon: **angry roaring intensifies**

[@sleepscience526]

Katie going hard with the Dutch angles in this one Honestly I'm amazed she squeezed a half hour of compelling footage out of such a samey game. Let's all take a moment and appreciate Katie's transitions and pacing

[@expendableround6186]

If only they had the same level of dedication for TNT.

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

@@expendableround6186 no amount of dedication or good editing will make TNT interesting.

[@expendableround6186]

@@ohmygoditisspider7953 It’s still no excuse for him refusing to make the video proper. It’s as if he promised a PS5/XSX for Christmas, only to give an empty cardboard box without so much of an IOU note or a verbal apology. Even if you’re a staunch vegan of gami... er, a “PC Master Race” person, it’s disappointing, as one can at least sell the console. Using an unrelated YT channel for comparison, Raycevick broke down why ME3’s ending was so reviled, as opposed to merely saying it sucks and then pretending it doesn’t exist. I honestly don’t care if his dedicated video to TNT is a 30-min rant/dis track that takes months of channel inactivity to make, I just want him to give us an actual product as opposed to a not-even five minute rant session that effectively says “I don’t wanna!” with all of the (in)elegance of a kid pouting towards his parents.

[@mothweb8088]

@@expendableround6186 holy shit dude, you’re entitled as fuck

[@beautifulmeeses]

@@expendableround6186 so... You're saying that they should make a video that they will not enjoy making on a piece of content that they don't enjoy because... Why? Because you're entitled to this amazing content that they're making for free?? That's just ridiculous.

[@dealerman5955]

Poor gianni, imagine how much dog food he had to eat for that line alone

[@Lawlsomedude]

C'mon, Gianni didn't ACTUALLY eat dog food for the line. I'm sure he spat it out when the take was done.

[@aymuhspunj]

@@Lawlsomedude cant believe Gianni is a spitter...

[@uria3679]

@@aymuhspunj I’m sure he ate something with a similar wet dog food

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@Lawlsomedude ...You do realize that half-decent canned dog food is pretty much the same as the no-name stews sold for humans, right?

[@AgentDanielCross]

@@aymuhspunj yeah, spitters are quitters!

[@spaceman466]

The john Carmack joke is my favorite running gag on this show

[@DashingSteel]

...Joke?

[@onikoneko]

"Adding magic and fantastical elements in a Wolfenstein game would be silly," said Civvie, just after going through an entire episode of zombie mutants with guns mounted in their chests

[@eldavid8774]

*tips fedora and pushes glasses Aktually that is technically scifi

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@eldavid8774 congrats, you’ve been scheduled for an afternoon in the flaying chamber.

[@petkofuchalski9809]

@@AnimatedTerror that's one of the best ways for stress relief.

[@iaincowell9747]

Return To Castle Wolfenstein

[@johnsimon8457]

( Image of older and fatter John Romero and his shit eating grin, slowly fading in from the corner. )

[@immortaluglyfish2724]

"You brought a rocket launcher to a hit scan fight" needs to go on a t-shirt.

[@lacumbancha6273]

Totally i'd buy if i had credit card

[@shmekelfreckles8157]

You need to have chadness level of cyberdemon to pull that off.

[@half-lifescientist1991]

Doomguy vs. Spider-Mastermind (when out of BFG ammo)

[@channel5980]

The Virgin traveling projectile vs the Chad hitscan

[@lunareclipse2401]

@@shmekelfreckles8157 the cyberdemon is the ULTIMATE chad

[@MikeStavola]

I know this is late, but I was introduced to this (and FPS games as a whole) by a WWII veteran. Dude had a really advanced flightsim rig, and I was totally unable to wrap my head around the setup, so he just loaded up Wolf3d and I played it until I had to go home.

[@lazerduckzilla]

thats honestly the coolest shit ever

[@ClusterShart]

When’s Jedi Knight, Civvie? When are you gonna stroke Kyle’s Beard?

[@democratsagainstjoebiden5275]

I'm wondering that too

[@ClusterShart]

@@diverguy3556 the beard gives Kyle power. It isn’t coincidence that he gained the ability to use the force after it grew.

[@ClusterShart]

@Code Turtle He had it in Jedi Outcast, he just cut himself off to not have to deal with the Jedi Order

[@johnlong765]

I hope soon. It's muh favorite.

[@MightyKombat]

...Pro Republic Commando when civvie?

[@LowTierFallout]

Civvie’s “John Carmack is a god" jokes are amazing.

[@Elyseon]

More like a Cthulhu type being.

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@Elyseon Yeah, or maybe Tzeentch, Chaos patron of knowledge and change whose plans are infinite and unknowable.

[@thechrononaut1]

I can't help but laugh at every god damn one of them.

[@abloogywoogywoo]

He's more of a GOD SLAYER.

[@Feuerhamster]

Jokes?

[@whoaitstiger]

I remember playing this in the early nineties when I was five with the sound cranked up. The soldier's shouts of alert after long silences used to scare the shit out of me.

[@Collin255]

I always knew I would wake up one day and see "Civvie 11 uploaded: Pro Wolfenstein 3D" Super happy that that day was today. Not that it REALLY matters, because ANY video you make is always 100% entertaining. Except for that Alien: Colonial Marines, that video was like a seven, seven and a half.

[@ProfDragonite]

I c wat u did thar.

[@coliimusic]

I think this comment was a seven, seven and a half

[@Collin255]

oh.......hello Randy........

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

The Magic Mentalist strikes again. I keep telling Civvie that he can’t hide from Randolph. He owns multiple pairs or binoculars.

[@coliimusic]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 Pitchford is gonna make you his Bitchford

[@hairmachine1284]

Love this game. There's just something about walking through the castle with that ominous music, paranoid that some fuck is going to jumpscare you and blow your head off in a nanosecond.They may have removed all the overt stealth elements., but there's still a strand of that DNA left in there.

[@Inojin67]

I guess id was really going back to it's roots with Doom 3

[@yusukeelric]

I played the OG wolfenstein. And man, there is a lot of potential for a 3d rendition. I believe in an alternate universe where Looking glass made a wolfenstein that was an immersive sim where the game is all about escaping the castle, kinda like System shock but in an underground nazi prison stealing supplies and disguising as officers. The closest thing to the OG wolfenstein is Hitman.

[@thyzzie]

That Schutzstaffel stack at 15:46 made me choke on my beer, thanks.

[@tehshadowy]

more like Shoes Shuffle :D

[@holidayfish]

this is so fucked up, i dont rememeber 90% of this and i used to complete it in a single sitting as a child because i didnt know you could save it....

[@MarioPawner]

Holy shit. That's simultaneously really sad and really badass.

[@ESFAndy011]

That's probably because of the repetitive use of textures throughout the game. Not that I knock it, it was ahead of its own time still.

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@ESFAndy011 that’s pretty fair honestly. It’s like civvie said. Fast food that you shouldn’t have too much of. It’s repetitious but sometimes that’s alright.

[@harleyjackson3708]

Has anyone noticed how much Civvie's voice has changed in this episode? Like, he used to sound all deep with kind of a lisp, but it seems like post-cancer mouse, his voice is slowly raising in pitch and losing its lisp. They're definitely doing things to him in his sleep.

[@Blindpulitzer11]

I initially thought he sounded like officer Barbrady from South Park

[@BigboiiTone]

Ya he sounded way more southern in earlier vids now he just sounds more bro

[@Solidus_Edge]

He's said before that he basically started out doing a Mr Plinkett impression, which got toned down until he was just using his real voice

[@BigboiiTone]

@@Solidus_Edge o cool thanks

[@CoralCopperHead]

-We- They have been choking him a little.

[@soraos21]

If Doom(1993) was a major step forward for the gaming industry, Wolfenstein 3D was the gaming industry getting its boots on before leaving the house.

[@_pascalwittwer]

22:55 tfw there's so many sprites to the point of looking like a voxel

[@_pascalwittwer]

@anton_ss idk

[@luigicampo4008]

Must be the 3D part of the game...

[@Eki0Z.53]

No worries, I´ll watch it a second time

[@jimbronson14]

That part with Bj talking about dog food is the freaking best

[@gabby3036]

BJ's face when he's near death gave me nightmares as a kid. And, seeing it again, it's about to give me nightmares as an adult.

[@Eric4372]

He looks like a potato

[@hikeskool]

No, to both but good clickbait 👌

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

The echo was actually him telling people where the key to his cell was

[@Bloodletter8]

"RPG...G..?'s" God damn it, Civvie. You're the man. Theres something timeless about a KZbin personality who can poke fun at himself.

[@epicFAILproLP]

Me as a german listening to Civvie trying to pronounce "Fettgesicht" was the thing I needed to have a good day

[@sozhran]

He never heard Rammstein, did he?

[@rvaughan74]

Oh god... I just tried using google translate to hear an attempt at a German pronunciation... it literally translates as Fat Face...

[@panthekirb7561]

Its civvie's brand of lowest effort """comedy""". I'm not German but damn even I knew how to pronounce such simple words. I always cringe at the whole "entitled youtuber fails to pronouns foreign words" trope.

[@elaxter]

@@panthekirb7561 salty

[@MetallicMutalisk]

@@panthekirb7561 yeah it's never funny unfortunately

[@cmiato]

John Carmack jokes are not just a net positive, its one of the main reasons i subbed to this channel. Keep em comin Civvie

[@OpenMawProductions]

You know.... Coming back to this I did always find it odd that we never got a movie tie-in to Die Hard on the Wolfenstein engine. It would have been perfect to recreate Nakatomi Plaza with the 30 floors to the building, shooting terrorists with similar weapons. I don't know. It just always seemed liek the apt fit.

[@ayyyyph2797]

IG that's what Going Down is for

[@glassramen]

When you said, "Fuck it, what am i trying to prove? I couldn't beat it on death incarnate on the game boy advance" It straight up sounded like you were gonna go into a rap.

[@notfeedynotlazy]

Maybe he should have tried "Can I play, daddy?" difficulty instead.

[@otakon17]

1:47 Civvie's continuing deification and edritch'ing of John Carmack never ceases to amuse me.

[@yusukeelric]

You gotta please the gods.

[@lipeckih]

Simple as it was, this game already had some nuance to learn in the use of its guns. I felt satisfied whenever I caught the firing rhythm correctly and scored a kill without wasting a single shot - something a lot of later shooters could not boast about.

[@realstreetjesus1953]

Goddamn, pro Return to Castle Wolfenstien would be sweet.

[@Hayden49]

Wolfenstein*

[@austen8718]

The good ole days of Enemy Territory

[@Valkod23]

There's even a mod for RtCW that seeks to improve some issues present in the original game.

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

@@Valkod23 I've recently replayed through the Real RTCW mod and I can safely say that I still really *_F--KING HATE MUTANTS !_* Other than that it's still great.

[@vvcq]

I can't believe I just now got the joke in Nocturnal Missions. In my defense I can only say that I never really thought about it.

[@generic_username9719]

What joke?

[@phantomspaceman]

@@generic_username9719 emissions.

[@49gamer51]

27:22 so did you actually go to deviantArt and find a NSFW piece of artwork or did you just find a random piece of artwork and just gray it out

[@awesomeMSE]

Pro EYE: Divine Cybermancy when, civvie?

[@OperatorVanta]

YOU GAIN BROUZOUF

[@dirtfriend]

my legs are OK

[@AliaImmortalis]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE WAVES.

[@wape1]

Civvie: **starts video with three minutes of the **_Horst-Wessel-Lied_**** German viewers: **sweating intensifies**

[@andrewvaldez1710]

*MEIN LEBEN*

[@kloakekloaker1020]

@@andrewvaldez1710 EVA. AUF WIEDERSEHEN

[@tarrker]

It's funny because I've always LOVED that tune. I think I about died when I finally found out where it had come from. x_x

[@valentinom.4292]

@@tarrker I love salil sawarim despite it's origins

[@TeemoQuinton]

@@tarrker oh shit tell

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

Civvie pronouncing General Fettgesicht is funny, but what funnier is is that when he said Fatface, he's not actually wrong. Fettgesicht is German for Fatface. XD

[@remyrichardson8614]

That’s why he said it

[@reloadpsi]

I used to use the same guard-luring tactics in a lot of other games when I was younger. Now that I'm older I'm laughing at how they don't just grenade you and being grateful they didn't.

[@robertsides3626]

8:15 Mad Max made canned dog food look like the most delicious thing on the planet. The way he dug into it was just so enthusiastically. I'm not the only one who thought this, right?

[@88SLLS]

Tbh canned dog food reminds me a lot of dintymore beef stew in a can which is pretty good for canned food. Never tried eating dog food, but it definitely smells better than cat food. Although I did eat a dog biscuit once. It wasn't the worst thing in the world, but it definitely could have used some salt.

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

I mean, if you think about it, dogfood is basically a delicacy compared to eating corpse maggots.

[@corn.c0b7244]

You know what the song being played is?

[@spladam3845]

Damn Civvie, your content is so good, you have developed your style in to a well refined art form. You and Katie are nailing this shit, the editing and pacing are almost perfect, and your scripts flow nicely and are generally interesting. This was great stuff dude. Thanks and well done.

[@Magicwillnz]

I remember watching my dad play this game when I was a kid. Occasionally he'd let me play, making the name of the easiest difficulty setting simply a description.

[@darkprinc979]

I think you're the first KZbinr I've seen talking about this game that mentioned the fact that you're able to drink blood off the floor at low health. It seems like that's not a very well known fact. I know I found out by pure accident a long time ago when I heard a random slurping sound and suddenly had more health.

[@girthquake1413]

I never even knew it, and I've played this game for over 20 years.

[@_V.Va_]

But then you'd get Nazi AIDS.

[@girthquake1413]

@@_V.Va_ Hm, kill more nazis but get their AIDS or take the chance decisions decisions

[@FinalStarman95]

I never knew that myself, probably because I'm almost never between 1 and 9 percent health. Most enemy shots take so much health that you easily go from 20% to dead in a single shot.

[@darkprinc979]

@@FinalStarman95 Yeah, I think it's pretty uncommon to notice because it takes some pretty specific circumstances to happen.

[@AggressivelyMediocre]

Ah the old “I think the goal of this level is…” feeling. Pretty much sums up my entire experience of Kens Labyrinth.

[@BrotherPolemos]

Oh man I can't wait for Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that game was my childhood. And yeah the crypt levels traumatized me, but god dam did it not give me a hard on for fg42's and the venom gun.

[@tarrker]

Y'know, playing this game was strange for me as a kid. I was learning German at the time and I got oddly obsessed with it. Wolf3D is the first game that really got me into modding. I made an entire new game for myself about killing monsters as a sorcerer before I found out that Catacombs 3D was a thing that existed.

[@guilhermediiorio6169]

I played this game with my mom when I was a little child. I vividly remember sitting by her side of her watch her play. Fun times.

[@RipperofRippers]

Can I just say that whenever you put clips from a movie, like you did with Pennywise having a grand ol' time around 11:24, it cheers me up? I could have a shitty day but it's content like yours that brightens my day.

[@anexistanthuman2435]

Reuploaded because youtube didn't like hitler's death apparently.

[@12q8]

Wait, what? Fr?

[@lordludicrous]

@@12q8 It was because there was an audio issue. Not for anything youtube related

[@anexistanthuman2435]

Yeah I was joking here

[@12q8]

@@anexistanthuman2435 Lol

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

@@anexistanthuman2435 KZbin does love censoring everything though

[@juanokug4]

Is it me or is Civvie getting more cheerful with time?

[@st.paddymad7085]

“Re-uploaded to remove an echo” _the description_ Also, Pro Grezzo 2 when, Civvie?!

[@NotsoseriousNick]

Oooh boi, wonder if he'll ask for Italian context or just....leave the madness uncontexted

[@st.paddymad7085]

@@NotsoseriousNick I think for certain parts, he’ll ask for context and leave other certain parts uncontexted.

[@SpecShadow]

No mods, Death Wish was exception because it's supreme quality. Now he have to live with people recomending mods on top of retail titles.

[@st.paddymad7085]

@@SpecShadow can Grezzo 2 be another exception, where we can laugh at him suffer through Italian madness?

[@SpecShadow]

@@st.paddymad7085 I don't see the point, it's just funny stuff for Italians but for anyone else - not so much. Where's fun in missing 99% references?

[@jb_lofi]

"You don't get a better game ending than killing Hi-" *advert break* I hope they had to pay extra for that one.

[@Eemazz]

I'm mad that I never realized the "Engine sees the door as open as soon as the animation starts" thing. So many deaths that I never understood, lol, so much rage.

[@Seranov]

Oh god, I was literally quoting "KILLIN' NATZEES" two seconds before it showed up. Bless you, Civvie.

[@Jesse__H]

"Aw this poor bastard brought a rocket launcher to a hitscan fight." 😁 dammit Civvie I like you.

[@SleepyAdam]

The thing about how Wolfenstein is great for portable gaming is so true, I first experienced the game through DOSBox on the tablet I had as a kid. It feels like it was designed almost like an early age iPhone mobile game, back before the market was polluted with ads and scummy pay to win shit. Super simple mechanics and tons of levels to slowly chip away at over years of killing time on the school bus or in waiting rooms. Still love it to this day.

[@geroldgrimel4811]

15:12 Blake Stone has 66 levels, actually. In every episode, one secret level requires a secret red key card, and another is accessed via hidden teleporter.

[@ZuluRomeo]

15:12

[@geroldgrimel4811]

@@ZuluRomeo Ooops! Thanks Zulu! 👍👍👍

[@schlobopoin6348]

I loved this! Wolf 3D was the first FPS I ever played, when I was like 6+ years old. I think we had the shareware version, which only included the first episode... I thought the boss at the end was Hitler himself, and I killed him. Weirdly, it doesn't feel like I missed much, as the rest of the episodes seem to be just more of the same.

[@_placeholder]

I really like playing The Old Blood and jump-crouching around corners popping pistol rounds into these guys. Makes me feel like James Bond.

[@FinnishGuy47]

*"EUGH... MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!"* - Dr. Schabbs

[@MoskHotel]

*”MUTTI!”*

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

Fun fact: In the Atari version Dr. Schabbs yells "Scheißekopf !" (Shit head). But I think my favorite voiceline is still *"EINE KLINE AMERIKANER !"* -Otto von Giftmacher.

[@ahzrukal4603]

@@Muster_Muckee_II Scheißekopf is killing me xD this word doesn't even exist in german on top of that it would be gramatically incorrect

[@DragosDreamer1989]

Relaxing activities on Friday night: open a bear, kickback, watch Civvie punish himself by playing an old FPS on max difficulty. Cheers, m8!

[@Gatorade69]

I tried opening a bear once and it ripped me to pieces.

[@dallesamllhals9161]

PETA will get ya...

[@evilspoons]

@@Gatorade69 It depends which bit you open

[@duderitoz6953]

Unless you're from Lithuania, its pronounced beer

[@IDHLEB]

7:54 "...And running around the level *wondering* if they're gonna show up..." " *Wondering* About My Loved Ones " plays in the background Nice

[@Kevin5279]

Damn I've played this game so many times and yet I didn't know that blood and viscera on the floor regenerates health if your health is below 10. Awesome find indeed 👌

[@zvndmvn]

This game always seemed impenetrable because of the repetitive level design, so it's nice to see anything beyond the first episode for once.

[@Volatile127]

When he said general fatface after fumbling the guy’s name, I died.

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

Ironically, that's the dudes actual name. no joke.

[@Blue_Shift421]

@@CallofDutyBlackOps28 I bet he was like "fuck this shit" with that name

[@ray101mond]

One of my most Fondest Memories growing up in my childhood was when I was 6 years old getting stuck in a push wall maze to try to find my way out. Wall humping audio still rings in my head.

[@rollfizzlebeef532]

After having a wretched week Civvie comes out of nowhere to lift my spirit.

[@uzivatel56]

Finally, after all these years, someone took this game seriously. Also 24:32 you amateur! Don't you know a knife makes a sound? ;-)

[@FedoraSpunk]

I really appreciate the captions, you're helping us out so much

[@AliaImmortalis]

😉

[@Blandco]

I played this game to completion so many times when I was 14. I never knew about the whole under 10% health thing. Crazy.

[@ExtraThiccc]

Fun fact: the purple levels are purple because they are drenched in mutant blood, which is purple

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Yeah, it's supposed to imply that there was some unseen infighting between the mutants and N@zi soldiers from Schabbs' previous experiments. But Civvie never mentioned that anywhere in this video.

[@jakel2692]

I had a version of this game without the music, it was terrifying

[@TheRandomLurker]

It sounds like the white uniform dudes are yelling "ISOPOD!" when they die.

[@weismeister121]

I hear "mein frommage"

[@boomstickYT]

Fiat! I Fubar

[@darkchampion4974]

I understand and speak German, but the audio is so bad, that I myself ain't sure what they say, but I think they are saying "Nein, so was...".

[@theperrymeatman]

Is it just me or is the mutant fall down animation way smoother than all the other guard's fall down animations

[@apocryphalkitchen897]

[THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY COMMENTED UPON FOR ALGORITHMIC PURPOSES]

[@basedlaundrymachine3818]

This looks like just a copy of the classic FPS super 3d noah's ark

[@RexcorJ]

This is what it was built off of, but has character and texture changes.

[@dnkakusei]

@@RexcorJ Pretty sure OP's joking

[@planescaped]

@@RexcorJ Did you know that the word gullible can be found on nearly every ceiling?

[@RexcorJ]

@@dnkakusei I've seen plenty of stupid comments that sounded just like OP's before. Hard to tell from text sometimes, but I know I have my moments like now. Makes a lot more sense in hindsight.

[@basedlaundrymachine3818]

@@RexcorJ yeah dummy

[@GameplayandTalk]

Great video. It was an awesome surprise to see some Wolfenstein 3D love. Hope to see more Wolf 3D engine games in the future!

[@TrumpLester]

Thanks a lot, Civvie. I can't search "Mutant BJ" anymore.

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

I mean... What did you really expect?

[@TrumpLester]

@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 Kinky shit that might just make the better half of DeviantArt.

[@Scaevola9449]

The Mutant enemy is a Jojo reference. Wolf 3D came out in 1992, while the first appearance of Cyborg Stroheim with his chest-machinegun was in 1988.

[@danielgaxiolalugo7414]

Kinda funny since Blazkowicz second name is Joseph...

[@Scaevola9449]

@MarineSlayer Stroheim's appearance with his chest machine-gun precedes the release of Wolf3D, and the designs of Stroheim and the Mutant are both quite similar and out-there enough that it's unlikely for either to have been inspired by something else.

[@pavement3931]

the only problem is that jojo wasnt translated in English until recently, unless ID is full of weebs that keep up with shonen jump and know japanese it's pretty unlikely

[@pavement3931]

@@HoxMouse not in the early 90s

[@sparkywilson1405]

It's not the most inconceivable thing in the world, they had passing flirtations with Japanese media. Romero made Daikatana later, and Carmack/Romero/Carmack made Shadow Knights (although that's more likely to be just a Ninja Gaiden knockoff than anything truly original)

[@caligulawellington3171]

One strategy which is really useful is to intentionally alert enemies. Like opening a door and make some noise and immediately retreat and clean them up as they come.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

That's worth doing a lot, but sometimes they stay put and wait for you anyway.

[@newpancakeman]

Oh holy shit let’s go we might get New Order eventually

[@Elyseon]

I'd rather forget about New Blood though.

[@SpecShadow]

@@Elyseon you mean Youngblood? Because Old Blood was nice. It's still baffle me how two great developers (Machine and Arkane) created such abomination...

[@shaitet]

@@SpecShadow New Colossus was pretty stinky too, at least when it comes to writing and plot compared to New Order and Old Blood.

[@spiraljumper74]

@@shaitet What was wrong with the writing in New Colossus? It was snappy enough and poetic in places. I didn't play New Order until it came bundled with New Colossus, so I played them literally back to back and the writing style was nearly identical. The plot was fine, not particularly engaging, like the first, but it served as a passable enough bridge between firefights.