CJ SUPERCUT (REGINALD PERRIN)

(0:04)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing a favorable report when I read one."
(0:09)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without being a real winner when I see one."
(0:29)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by waffling. Never use two words where one will do. That's my motto; that's my axiom."
(0:42)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without learning how to handle people. I give them a warning shot across the bows, but I don't let them realize I'm giving them a warning shot across the bows."
(0:56)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without learning how to compromise."
(1:00)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... biting people in the changing room."
(1:11)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by saying 'ear-wig' instead of 'thank-you'."
(1:14)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without having a little Champagne, not too much, just enough."
(1:19)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... talking about Dutch parking meter disease."
(1:22)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... shaking hands with the person on my right."
(1:27)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without getting letters from cranks."
(1:33)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without making enemies."
(1:37)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... wondering what life is all about."
(1:41)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by thinking."
(1:43)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by knowing the difference between one foreign country and another."
(1:47)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing there's no fun in getting to where I am today."
(1:57)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without naming it 'The Reginald Perrin Memorial Foundation'."
(2:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... trusting the easy chairs."
(2:10)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having lipstick on my face."
(2:12)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... posing as my long lost friend from the Argentine."
(2:15)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... caring about people."
(2:18)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by making room for broken reeds, lame ducks or stool-pigeons."
(2:23)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... indulging in hanky-panky."
(2:26)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a front when I see one."
(2:30)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing another front."
(2:37)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having two black eyes."
(2:42)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by telling the truth."
(2:52)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing a slight wobble when I enter one."
(2:59)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing _REGGIE PERRIN_!!"
(3:01)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing Grot would be a success."
(3:05)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing another slight wobble when I see one."
(3:22)
"I DIDN'T GET to WHERE you are TODAY... without knowing the night is darkest before the storm."
(3:25)
"I DIDN'T GET to WHERE you are TODAY... without being a bit of a stickler for offices."
(3:30)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing promising in-roads when I see them."
(3:33)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a completely useless machine when I see one."
(3:40)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by serving Welsh people."
(3:46)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by (calling the new shop) Grot Fabriken Rubbish Haus."
(3:50)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by being nice."
(3:53)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a rib-tickling play on words when I hear one."
(3:57)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having green frogs thrust down my crotch."
(4:01)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by listening to married couples squabble like children."
(4:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by learning about the 'them-and-us' situation that bedevils British industry so tragically."
(4:17)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing "Success City, Arizona" when I see it."
(4:31)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by tearing money into small pieces."
(4:35)
"I DIDN'T gurgle WHERE I AM todurgle_... without recognizing a _murgle that looks like snow when I see you one."
(4:40)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by playing mothers and fathers."
(4:43)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by looking a gift-horse in the mouth or by going down with a sinking ship."
(4:47)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by tasting liquid that's only been tested on pencils."
(5:00)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by one thing above all other things I didn't get to where I am today, I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY by being disguised as half a compost heap."
(5:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by everything smelling like a Bolivian unicyclists' jock-strap."
JOHN BARRON
SUNSHINE DESSERTS
FALL AND RISE OF REGINALD PERRIN
DAVID NOBBS
LEONARD ROSSITER
STANLEY KUBRICK

[@martm216]

John Barron really nailed the C J role. I didn't get where I am today without knowing that John Barron really nailed the C J role.

[@EdLove]

And he was great as FJ as well!

[@gaius_enceladus]

@@EdLove - Yes, he was! I didn't get where I am today by not knowing he was great as FJ......... :)

[@ztoob8898]

@@EdLove That's right! I didn't get where you are today without recognizing john Barron was great as FJ!

[@WDH59510]

I didn't get where I am today without knowing that you didn't get where you are today without knowing that John Barron really nailed the CJ role !

[@tonyclifton265]

SUPER.

[@stevenmcnicoll5060]

I didn’t get where I am today by not immensely enjoying this compilation of clips of the late great John Barron as CJ saying “I didn’t get where I am today.”

[@dlamiss]

The GREATEST comedy catchphrase ever

[@ShutUpYouMong]

I didn't get where I am today without typing 'CJ REGGIE PERRIN' in the KZbin search box.

[@acxezknightnite1377]

This got funnier the more he said ‘I didn’t get where I am today....’ in that angry tone..... He’s freaking hilarious! 😂😂

[@jamesmatthews291]

Super! Great!!

[@Ozymandi_as]

Ha-hah, CJ was such a monster. Great work by John Barron, and wonderful writing by David Nobbs.

[@eddie12454]

Great performance from John Barron, Super.

[@eddie12454]

Wasn't that Jim Bowen in Bullseye Carl? 😀

[@jackharkins1689]

Great.

[@simondownham6505]

A wonderful Compilation - Thanks for your thorough and creative work!

[@justmadeit2]

I didnt get where i am today without knowing a lot of efffort went in to making this video. Good upload. Super !

[@jpsmith9200]

I didn't get where i am today without going round saying i didn't get where i am today for the next few years after watching this first time round in '76 ...

[@HelloImNik]

"I didn't get where I am today without knowing a Bolivian Unicyclists Jockstrap when I see one" is quite possibly the best one :)

[@EdLove]

Si, claro!

[@boofuls]

..everything thing smelling of bolivian etc etc 😂

[@andrewmurray5542]

Super!

[@Mishima505]

1,2,3,4 make them sweat outside the door. 5,6,7,8 always pays to make them wait, 9,10,11,12 COME!!

[@sjp6839]

I didn't get where I am today by saying earwig instead of thank you. Best one yet lol

[@augustusbetucius1572]

A CJ Supercut would have to contain all of his absurd twisting of common expressions "Where there's smoke, the worm is turning" etc. Still glad you posted it though. Probably my favorite TV show of all time, of any country. I own the entire series on DVD.

[@boilingfrog783]

*I didn't get where I am today by not watching CJ Supercut on KZbin in bed at just after 7pm 🇬🇧 time*

[@comanchio1976]

I didnt get where I am today without recognising a fine collection of clips when I see one!

[@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou]

Superb. And great, obviously.

[@joseph.chahine]

This is GREAT! (super)

[@seanmmccarthy]

Super

[@jackorooney1469]

Knockout

[@vincewhirlwind68]

This is fantastic. My favourite one ever from the show isn't here though: "I didn't get where I am today by not getting where I am today!"

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

I loved it when he was very down on his luck and kept saying it.

[@Robhalifax]

I didnt get where I am today without recognising a terrific actor when I see one.

[@BritishComedyUK69]

Leonard Rossiter the LEGEND

[@Boylieboyle]

Special place in heaven for this uploader. If it hadn't been for watching TFARORP I honestly don't think I would be located here thusly.

[@Boylieboyle]

God bless yer.

[@boilingfrog783]

You didn't get where you were two years ago in the comments section by not first watching TFARORP.

[@Boylieboyle]

@@boilingfrog783 In the hard world of the instant blancmange. Get's me every time.

[@rocksoliddude1]

I didn't get where I am today without getting where I am today.

[@EdLove]

Just brilliant!

[@rskrzyz]

Superbly timed editing, cool beans

[@justinneill5003]

The one and only John Barron!!! I remember him as the judge in “Crown Court”on daytime TV, before the “Rise & Fall of Reginald Perrin.”

[@willtricks9432]

Was that him? ace, thanks

[@raywest3834]

"As you know, I avoid clichés like the plague." --- CJ

[@computers97]

So funny especially the facial expressions

[@richardbrown1189]

"This is the big one!" I didn't get where I am today without knowing that this is the big one!

[@Fuliginosus]

"What's goose to the gander is grist to the mill."

[@viloscohaagen4230]

CJ stole the show.

[@lewstone1934]

In the hard world of the instant blancmange I have a certain reputation !

[@Villafarrell]

My lips entered into a slight wobble viewing the excellent John Barron in full flight!! Jolly good edit👍🏽👍🏽

[@Fillerzine]

I made it for my father. CJ might have been his fave tv character of all time.

[@Villafarrell]

@@Fillerzine He has great taste!

[@cgmat7804]

Super! CJ

[@Yellowswift3]

Marvellous, terrific! :D Thanks, what a lovely fellow this chap was. I had the pleasure of meeting him on two occasions. R.I.P., John.

[@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou]

You didn't get where you are today by not meeting John Barron on at least two occasions

[@Yellowswift3]

geffel :D

[@honeymonster5589]

When I worked for the AA in workshops at Brooklands we had Hydraulic system made my cj systems and I always thought of cj

[@ciamarrajohn]

I needed this

[@wf1g]

Super

[@blakeyonthebuses]

Great!

[@gaius_enceladus]

I didn't get where I am today by not giving this video a "like"....

[@tonyclifton265]

I didnt get where I am today.

[@This.Island.Earth68]

I didn't get where I am today without realising that a rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

[@willrichardson519]

Smashing!

[@tedcrosby9361]

Super

[@Soulsmurf]

I didn't get where I am today without having a little bit of champagne not too much just enough.. Ha!

[@UK_Bollington]

great video, much thanks!

[@chap666ish]

John Barron was brilliant in this and brilliant in Time Slip also.

[@charlesnicholls8602]

CJ didn't get where he is today by not knowing that a leopard never changes its horses in mid-stream!

[@upperiscopeUK]

Wonderful!

[@Fillerzine]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@breebw]

I hadn't started my career when this first came out and first saw the CJ charactor. I thought he couldn't be based on anything real. How wrong I was.

[@arserobinson7118]

i didn't get where i am today by getting where i am today.

[@marniet594]

😂🤣

[@davidtomsett]

I didn’t get where I am today, looking at old comedy clips

[@CHANTYESYESYES]

I didn't get to where I am today ... but I'm still trying.

[@WDH59510]

I didn't get where I am today by watching KZbin !

[@musicplateau1]

Is this all of them? or just the edited highlights? I got to the Bolivian unicyclist then fell apart! Sheer class in all departments, those were the days, truly.

[@Fillerzine]

I believe it has every “I didn’t get where I am today...” comment.

[@jackharkins1689]

GOODBYEREGGIE

[@justmadeit2]

You got where you are today by not listening to C.J. Thats where you've all gone wrong !!

[@michaelbootes4822]

Does anyone know where I can find the clip where he fires the guys I Love that scene "IT'S NOT FAIR, LIFE'S NOT FAIR, I'M NOT FAIR, YOU'RE FIRED" or better yet "1,2,3,4 keep them waiting at the door"

[@reb-xu9di]

Michael Bootes five, six, seven, eight.......it always pays to make them wait. "ENTER!"

[@rogerhampton6367]

Actually, it was 1,2,3,4 p

[@rogerhampton6367]

Actually it was 1,2,3,4, make ‘em sweat outside the door. Just saying..

[@canItouch]

And! It was "COME!!" rather than "ENTER"

[@acxezknightnite1377]

Michael Bootes oh my god! I’d forgotten about that until I read your comment! What a blast from the past! This was the one and only program that made my dad laugh out loud.

[@pauldockree9915]

101 1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown. Whoopee cushions.

[@jongaulthero]

He was fucking hilarious!!!!

[@astolennova]

This is better than a perfectly prepared Lobster Thermostat.

[@voiskumbeaver3285]

Was hoping you'd include "Ah didn't get where ah is today..."

[@dheine121]

THATS NOT THE CJ WAY

[@ossyable]

I didnt get where i am today by telling the truth haha so true

[@SadhuBiochemist]

Cleese and the Winnebago man

[@SadhuBiochemist]

Sadly he didn't get where he was today by looking like Lenin.

[@canItouch]

I didn't gergle where I am todergle

[@YawpMusic]

But you did get to where you are today without God's help with punctuation.

[@beerd6706]

God's don't exist 🙏 😇

[@boofuls]

I didnt get where i am today by switching a desk light 💡 on and nothing happens 🤔🤦🏼‍♀️ 0:20

[@stephenlister8384]

Wonderful antidote to the unfunny garbage the BBC are peddling nowadays

[@jmck1171]

"I didn't get where I am today by peddling unfunny garbage ..."

[@MrDaiseymay]

Thanks for this. I absolutely love everything about this fabulous series--and C.J was pivotal to it's success--BUT hearing his famous saying so many times so rapidly---for me, dilutes it's impact. A build up is far more enjoyable. Sorry.

[@stevenmiller4840]

I didn't get where I am today hearing a famous saying so many times so rapidly diluting its impact. Bye Reggie!

[@REPENTBELIEVE]

I did'nt get where i am today without GODS help .

[@rossjoseph3844]

Oh, get a sense of humor for chrissake. This has nothing to do with religion!

[@REPENTBELIEVE]

Ross Joseph And you have nothing to do with GOD either , so what's your problem ?

[@rossjoseph3844]

The problem is that all you Christian right people feel like you need to inject your personal religious beliefs where it is neither pertinent nor appropriate. I was a big fan of Reginald Perrin and it had nothing to do with Christianity or any other religion. So if you want to give your opinion on religion or share your testimony, find an appropriate forum.

[@REPENTBELIEVE]

Ross Joseph I'll write what i write and if you don't like it TOUGH !

[@rossjoseph3844]

Well it is your right to write what you write, right or wrong but I didn't get where I am today by writing comments that have nothing to do with the subject to which I'm commenting.

[@neilmccormick2064]

You missed the one where he's dressed as a black and white minstrel ,talking to a house seller saying " ah didn't get where ah is today " in a Southern drawl. It's hilarious.

[@marknewman9837]

I didn’t get where I am today without knowing a miiiiighty fine residence when I see one. I think that scene is cut from later releases