Clarkson's Farm - Its Too Big!!!

Jeremy:
Everyone: ... It's too Big!!!

[@billylardner]

I love cheerful Charlie, he always has a nice way of telling Clarkson something is wrong.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Agreed. He should be in season 2 too.

[@epicfailslalalala8844]

Typical land agent you see 😂😂

[@doggo_4141]

@@MausOfTheHouse he is in season 2

[@perperson199]

Cheerful Charlie is the best

[@tshoganetsomokowe1815]

I ve grown a thing”😹😹😹.

[@SF7PAKISTAN]

Why does Charlie look like he's retired from the SAS or something and is now trying to live a cheerful happy life at a farm?

[@DakshSrivastava101]

How do you know that's not the truth?

[@thatguydexter620]

@@SF7PAKISTAN That is what he wants you to think.

[@Mpayne1472]

My girlfriend’s Uncle is retired SAS. Looks like a normal bloke

[@thatguydexter620]

@@Mpayne1472 So he doesn' look like something The Rock and Terry Crews birthed under a full moon? I'm disappointed.

[@Mpayne1472]

@@thatguydexter620 that’s not the required body shape for the forces

[@evilish888]

I miss Hamster and Capt. Slow but I truly enjoyed Clarkson's Farm, especially when they had to litterally dunk the newborn sheep in another mother's amniotic fluid in order to trick the mother of a single birth to allow it to feed. I think that tickled Jeremy's fancy too

[@joek2430]

top speed. 3mph I call it James May...man had me dead! lmfao!

[@Ryan.C97998]

Because *Captain Slow.*

[@harrypotterfan5860]

Clarkson's farm is so funny, you need to watch it 😭

[@jonathanmcdonnell4327]

The tractor isn’t too big, everything else is too small

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

There is something smaller than everything else.

[@hereinoz7051]

First to comment was my girlfriend Lisa. "Its to big" Words I've never heard my girlfriend say😔

[@doggo_4141]

Atleast you have a girlfriend 😔

[@ExternalInputs]

Selective hearing, men just don't listen. She knows it's too, not to, but......

[@MrJimbaloid]

I've heard her say it.

[@lucasbarton1773]

Is it too small?

[@hereinoz7051]

@@lucasbarton1773 like a press stud.

[@Bergen98]

It is basically a running joke of the show. Everybody should watch it, it is really good

[@lorrainevincent7225]

Loved watching this. Looking forward to the next series . Made me laugh and was educational :)

[@amysmileyreid95]

All Charlie does is bring bad news and doom and gloom but he does it in such a loveable and nice way

[@052ric4]

'unbelievable horse shit'😂😂😂 True story my mate

[@anil_taneja]

"I think it's a vast tractor." 😂

[@lewiscartwright3609]

It's too big!! More like the Barns too small

[@nyChannel09]

He shouldve said I grown AN thing.

[@jimhardy743]

only one solution......POWERRRRRRR!

[@ayoitsyayo]

There’s millions of them! There’s like 5!

[@nigeldeforrest-pearce8084]

Rural Half Wit!!!! Brilliant!!!!!

[@MuhammadAbdullah-io2eu]

I am going to call it James may 🤣🤣🤣

[@eliotreader8220]

I don't think mr Clarkson thought about how tall the cab was going to be on his new tractor and didn't see how tall the shed was before he brought it?

[@AceMyHigh]

Nice one mate thanks for the insight!

[@Mrcaremal5]

That and he assumed bigger = better and didn't bother measuring the barn before hand.

[@WildCat_90]

- "Lemme tell u summa, u and other ppl destroying planet for next generation!" - "just unbelievable horse shit" LMAO 😆😆😆

[@peterfireflylund]

Thurty yurs!

[@deltor5849]

The only time men don't wanna hear that it's "too big"

[@mrcrazy6278]

It's not too big for the size of the farm, it needs bigger implements

[@kitersrefuge7353]

Should someone not rush Jeremy to the maternity ward, he looks like he is in his final trimerster?

[@CaptainSovereign]

That's what she said!

[@aregmirzoyan869]

It’s not big. It’s exactly the right size and beautiful.

[@aregmirzoyan869]

@KieranH8485 You’re wrong.

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[@JoeCollins0409]

and i thought it never could be too big...

[@iansutherlandcraig]

See you next Tuesday.

[@ReefMimic]

Why is mirrored?

[@paulmarkmartinmansfield9978]

Mint sauce

[@vichill3480]

Oh bugger, that wernt Gerald .

[@vantheman1238]

You’ve got too much money Jeremy 😂 that’s the problem 😂❤

[@dragonage200]

That’s what she said!!

[@joshuamason8992]

this whole show becomes hilarious when you realise he made 144 pounds, man is buying the biggest and the best like that for 144 profit lmao

[@TheGodOfGravy]

“I fucking hate sheep. I can’t wait to eat them.”

[@Darko_Milosevski03]

Lamborghini R8 The best tractor in the world I love that it's big

[@yoloyolo2172]

umm ok ita defo not the best tractor in the world

[@Darko_Milosevski03]

@@yoloyolo2172 i know but Clarkson makes it so special God bless Clarkson

[@sandibaratta9734]

Omg you're hilarious! New sub

[@vichill3480]

I could never understand Gerald , I can now .

[@mikedevaney3507]

My girlfriend says the same to me.

[@guharup]

That’s what she said

[@_.m.n.m._8991]

1:46 close your eyes and then listen.

[@ryanslater1]

Pecky bitey

[@twomouse5572]

It's not to big...no ITS BLOODY MASSIVE

[@Kiwionwing]

Many farmers say the size farm the tractor is right size for modern farming Also it was better value Clarkson is acting like a Scott with this purchase

[@YTNFSCC]

The best part about Jeremys Wikipedia is where it says, that he changed his opinion about global warming during the Grand Tour: Seaman, when he witnessed an entire river being dried out. It's a good indicator, because it means this was filmed before that.

[@oz2159]

This was filmed during covid, Grand tour seaman in 2019...

[@thirstybonsai1888]

whats the girls name called? i wanna see that episode

[@dave131]

There's millions..... like 5

[@goldy_on_pc930]

The tractor isn’t tooo big, the shead is too small

[@diogenes1351]

thats not what she said :((

[@SEPK09]

1:11 PMSL

[@canadanionerdo5434]

*Waits for that's what she said comments*

[@iitzbenashley1006]

*reads "thats what she said" comment directly above this

[@shandukaniramalivhana1462]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

STOP BEATING ME TO IT! 😂 HOLY SH!T-

[@artmenaz]

At least it's not brown colored.

[@crazylizard1889]

You actually censored the best clip?

[@stanculescudan]

"I fuckin hate sheeps, I cannot wait to eat them..."

[@thatchoirgirl94]

As Kaleb predicted "fookin sheep!"

[@nickalderson4563]

Footage is back to front.

[@rashiehill]

Tractors. Not big at all for a 1000 acre just need bigger implements 🚜

[@theglumrant9477]

still too big for Cotswold little boys land

[@zinezana5581]

Its not the best tractor for an amateur like Jeremy its complicated

[@glaze_tpf9791]

global warming bringing more rain would be fucking amazing

[@alexthomas637]

🚜🚜🚜🚜🖼🖼🖼😎😎👍

[@o2FAST4Uo]

It's not too big!!! Not one bit! All of his implements are too small! Double the size of that cultivator!!

[@Britainbyrail]

checking the comments to see if anyone put 'thats what she said'

[@peytonmac1131]

So, so many people ...

[@FeralFresse]

Could Somebody explain 3:19 ? Sorry , english is not my first language. 😅✌️

[@firehazzard8497]

Its a innuendo

[@jacobstonier2835]

Grease it up implies having sex

[@CantCampThereMate]

horizontal flip someone else's work then upload it. Buy a camera Mr. 60 subscribers :D

[@RetroEcoChicken]

if only he knew how much more his trucks battery polluted during production then 3 or 4 lamborghinis did in their entire life time.

[@RJA]

You realise all cars have batteries right?

[@howardmckenna]

Who cares if it's too big. It's a LAMBORGHINI for F's sake!!!

[@MartyFox]

1:18 It’s brown

[@ricopimento]

The tractor wasn't too big. The tools they put on it were too small.

[@johnstevengoodlad7260]

he's drunk

[@bertplank8011]

Clarkson obviously got it free from the owners of the Lamborghini brand....today the public will now be aware of this brand of tractor....so it was probably a very good investment.

[@TheResidentResonance]

Yeah I had never heard of Lamborghini until I saw this tractor. Probably a new brand.

[@crittercritter2583]

@@TheResidentResonance Lamborghini made tractors before they made super cars

[@simonpage8120]

Lamborghini have made tractors since 1948

[@leogonzales4634]

Lamborghini started as a tractor company dumby

[@TheResidentResonance]

@@leogonzales4634 I wish them good luck with this new venture into the world of cars, it’s a lot different to building farm machinery.

[@richardmckrell4899]

Why is his girlfriend visiting in the daytime?

[@ginobragoli1448]

I was watching Jeremy trying to pound that wooden stake into the ground and I got a horrible mental picture of him trying to do the same to his new young girlfriend! Not a pretty sight believe me!!!

[@bartdegryse9345]

SPEED AND POWER!

[@Doon-eb8ne]

The girls say that to me all the time

[@andreiiasi]

So weird is when Jeremy says my girlfriend🤣🤣🤣🤣, 15 -16 year old kids have girlfriends not 60+ men 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monkerulz]

But it is his girlfriend lol he divorced his wife and is dating this lady now and they're not married or engaged

[@andreiiasi]

@@monkerulz Still weird.

[@theskycavedin9592]

​@@andreiiasino, it's fine. You're the weirdo

[@andreiiasi]

@@theskycavedin9592 ah so you're in the same position as Jeremy. You're probably 85 years of age and have a girlfriend as well? You're not 16 you know LOL

[@kingjellybean9795]

​@andreiiasi starting to seem like you haven't even had one yourself lol is that why you are being weird about it. It's okay you'll find a lady to touch your peepee one day... I believe in you buddy

[@eliotreader8220]

the tractor is just too tall for it to go in the shed

[@MrEst1953]

Not content with f ucking up the motoring world, he's now f ucking up the framing world . Good luck Brother

[@DoubleOSeven007]

I appreciate the persona Clarkson uses changes depending on who he’s writing for, who’s watching etc. but the persona used when writing for The Sun. We don’t want that one, thank you - put it away, Dec 2022. Hate will destroy you. Yeah, I’m not keen on her either, but I don’t hate her. 👑

[@xiaoweiyang4299]

The absorbing april contrastingly program because part greely fry amongst a perfect phone. outstanding, caring romanian

[@dave1secondago]

the mrs says mines too big most nights lol

[@chris_in_hd]

The fact people believe in “global warming “ is sad AF

[@neborl5656]

this Kaleb guy should not forget who is paying his wages, there are thousands of farm workers out there with just as much experience as he has who would jump at the chance to work for Clarkson, and if Clarkson is such a fool how come he's the one who worked out how to make millions of pounds on tv. also if kaleb didn't work for clarkson he would still be some everyday farm worker.

[@AnnaMarianne]

He's supposed to be like that, it's for the comedy value.

[@ZackFlairr]

@@AnnaMarianne plus it's genuine cause he doesn't want him to fuck up

[@tomthepeaceful]

Clarkson too wouldn’t be making any money from this show without the dedication of the farming community. You could argue that they’re working for each other.

[@jamesgreenwood8728]

Yeah but he does... and there's something he's got most farmers I know Don't, an iota of charisma

[@georgeohunt2263]

Always find it fascinating when people idolise celebrities who couldn't care less if they died tomorrow