Hammond, Clarkson, May and The Stig - The Ultimate Crash Compilation

[@heirofaniu]

2:15, I can say with confidence that is by far the calmest I've ever seen anyone during a 100+ mph hydroplane/spinout.

[@UAlrKnoWhoItIs]

He just accepted his fate😂

[@Youtube_Reiska]

He wasn’t even scared. He was just confused and slightly suprised by this spinout XD

[@decodolly1535]

It is impressive, but it's probably easier to remain calm when you're in the middle of a track with no other vehicles or obstacles to hit (and possibly emergency services already on standby), than if it happens while you're banging down the motorway surrounded by traffic, lampposts, signs etc.

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@decodolly1535 exactly, big slide but not much around to hit

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Whats he to fear???

[@sprinkles2765]

"Do you think they'll be A: Sympathetic, or B: A couple of-" "NICE WORK!"

[@souvikrc4499]

"No, they're going to be a couple of"

[@Goat4459]

Ill tell tell you what happend..

[@harleyb7880]

@@Goat4459 A man came and pushed it over 🤣

[@Goat4459]

@@harleyb7880 lol

[@jacobrumens9601]

@@harleyb7880 No, you crashed it on its side 😂

[@sunheqiao8373]

I got a idea for a compilation! Do one with "The producers said..."

[@Goat4459]

That would be an hour. DO IT!

[@joaoalegria3401]

I like that, even if it is 24h long 😁

[@tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis]

"Here's your steak Mr clarkson"

[@yrknutzreek]

An options list compilation. Including a clip of 'you'd need a flappy paddle head.'

[@andyfessler8992]

Only clicked on vid so i could thumb up this idea 👍👍👍

[@lawrence6434]

Clarkson hitting the brick wall in the lorry was brutal.

[@josephphillips6949]

@Kai Hamzah ‘Lorry’ is the English word for ‘semi truck’.

[@imlivingketchup2125]

@Kai Hamzah lorry is another word for truck

[@lettuce984]

“A lorry” “What sort?” “A big one”

[@SeanHarold98]

@@lettuce984 What colour is it James?

[@falsebanneduser9428]

Yea that one seemed a bit too much, mustve been a miscalculation somewhere

[@juicyrave]

11:02 "M O N K E Y S"

[@necromancedkoatle]

James has his priorities straight

[@gromblereal]

4:32 dude it’s a miracle they survived this one

[@JamaicanCastle]

Not a miracle, Jeremy's bodywork is just really durable!

[@ethansmith9065]

Especially Hammond. How does one of 3 guys become responsible for 8 of 9 accidents. It is an mystery.

[@shadow404atl]

I love how when Jeremy is in the flat spin on the test track, he stays calm and collected. True experience at play.

[@ANTHONYGL23]

Look again. First he swore, and then he was looking a little too terrified to speak. The look on his face at the end was of a man that had just escaped death.

[@NinoJoel]

​@@ANTHONYGL23 death from what... spinning on an empty airfield?

[@ANTHONYGL23]

@@NinoJoel If you look carefully and know the track you are looking at, Jeremy spun out on the LONG back straight before the second last corner. So he spun off the track to the left, and onto the grass, and then back onto the track, and then onto the grass again. Now luckily he transferred off the grass and back onto the track relatively smoothly, yet if he had been completely side on as he transferred back onto the track, the risk of digging in and tumbling was high, and he wasn't wearing a helmet. Jeremy dodged a bullet through luck more than anything. It was a seriously dangerous situation.

[@NinoJoel]

@@ANTHONYGL23 I have seen BMWs spinng and crash at the German Autobahn 2 times already. They are insanely safe. The last wrecked my ex colleges VW T6 and hit the barrier at 160 KH. The driver was healthy enough to jump out and kick his BMW or what was left of it. As long as you don't come to an almost immediate stop from hitting a solid object head on you will be fine. They are also verry low from factory and have a low center of mass. Flipping one is next to impossible. You'd have hit trim of that BMW with something solid to get it rolling Thats a whole other story with the other cars they sometimes drive on that track thought.

[@ANTHONYGL23]

@@NinoJoel Yeah No. There's nothing magic about BMW's or German cars in general. Jeremy was clearly terrified from the spin, and if he had crossed the second last straight side on, the risk of rolling was high. It wasn't just a flat spin on a grass field.

[@gedhoughton9523]

As much as he crashes a lot, Hammond has got balls for pushing himself. Definitely a racing driver at ❤️

[@nick7928]

maybe in the heart but not his feet and hands lol

[@jacobbahr9316]

He's as indestructible as a 1988 Toyota HiLux

[@notamuffin]

7:57 The honk makes this whole scene comedy gold.

[@wolfgang4534]

How these guys manage to tie their shoelaces unharmed is beyond me

[@garyjohnson4575]

Just before every Hammond crash watch his face, he goes from driver concentration, to five year old caught with cookie!

[@lyndenhaineault3225]

He’s got the height of a 5 year old too 🧍🏻‍♂️

[@Yuginkai12]

3:09 love when James says bollocks and then a tsunami hits the camera

[@chess9909]

4:53 James shouting "Mayday" got me quite hard. He propably had enough so he called it a day XD

[@Weak_Tea_903]

I read this soooo wrong...

[@scrp6638]

GOT YOU WHAT?

[@chess9909]

I was not expecting nothing less. Keep it up KZbin 😉

[@zantheros4927]

17:29 I absolutely lost it when I first saw this.

[@diversityxd6827]

4:05 that guys insurance ''YOU CRASHED INTO A WHAT''?

[@semdezeeuw1203]

7:57 that honk has mee weezing

[@photogenictreecko5285]

18:42 your colleagues didn’t make a big deal, but that dog was definitely judging you.

[@mindlessgonzo]

2:07 As an American I can safely say yes, I've been on payment flat on my back

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

as have i🤣

[@grizzlycountry1030]

Same here

[@petertimowreef9085]

00:00 "Uh oh. Oh I've spun, ooh shit Oof! Shit! Oh dear, I've done a bad thing" is simply my favourite reaction to putting an expensive car into a wall ever.

[@Corolla2016]

19:25 The accident that hurts the most

[@garretteales1607]

Hammond yelling and across the line at the food market had me in tears.

[@callumjones9664]

And the double take by may as he looked up from the stopwatch

[@seijisuzuki4197]

19:00 Clarkson : "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSE INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!" (Top Gear : Burma Special)

[@dexterous_dirt]

Pls do the “maybe we can edit that out” compilation next

[@niksv4165]

Got loads of videos prepped. want to get those out of the way?

[@7-Mikaela-7]

@@niksv4165 yes please we want more

[@scsutton1]

1:18 That was genuine anger in May's shout.

[@hervin-1407]

CLARKSON!

[@tuckerbrandstrom575]

Watch how May puts his hand up to push the table if it comes at him. That crash was staged.

[@dancampbell3068]

​@@tuckerbrandstrom575 Plus notice how far away Hammond was stood, why would he be standing there? Still funny though as always.

[@joshuaaaron125]

11:19 will always be my favourite 😂

[@Aron25746]

8:44 James’ death stare after Clarkson hit him 😂

[@Whiteythereaper]

James reversing the Merc into Hammond because he forgot the reverse gear wasn't bottom right is pure comedy

[@joe125ful]

9:19 Probablly coolest crash in TopGear! Looks at that cabin moving,geezz!

[@iansamuelson3666]

I think that's the one where he seriously injured his neck.

[@joe125ful]

@@iansamuelson3666 Yep also you cant see that eweryday.

[@dineshsharma6125]

the cabin are mounted on pneumatic Cylinders and can be tilted forwards to access the engine and Gear Box while service, a lock which is combination of Primary and secondary locks holds the cabin from tilting forward, so cabin moving like that is just a normal thing. Happens when you accidentally brake stop the vehicle.

[@CobaltZ_hans]

That was a horrific idea in the big picture. Especially considering the lethality of hitting a brick wall at speed

[@The2econd3vil3xes]

"Ohh, well help yourself to _my_ brakes, why not?" "I've lost a skull--" "Monkeys." Even _in_ context, this makes little sense.

[@MacktasticSlick_]

Was reading this comment right as it played 😂😂😂

[@taylorladouceur849]

17:00 Hands down the funniest bit here. Its just perfect.

[@michaelbaines5970]

8:50 the moment when JC is explaining what happened to his car, "So working, then stop..." to a mechanic. JM "That describes most breakdowns 😂😂"

[@quinnjackson9252]

11:05 I love the little animal that just goes 'thump!' as it falls out of the tree🤣

[@lukaszlamura1611]

8:46 rare image of Clarkson apologizing for a real mistake

[@shampoo1991]

As much as we all joke about him crashing all the time I really do not enjoy the way Hammonds legs twitch at at 14:33.

[@assortednuts8436]

He’s doing the right thing which is to check if his legs are still ok. You often see f1 drivers do the same thing.

[@karlobrutalo425]

he rather looks like he passed out for a second and twitching / seizure

[@roxannewolfofficial]

@@davemarshall9322 he shattered his sturnum

[@scsutton1]

He actually split his sternum.

[@amyshaw893]

My guess is it's like a physical version of swearing violently because it really fucking hurt

[@brassmonkeegaming8583]

I know some of their stunts and stuff was scripted but how these lads have been getting away with this for 20+ years is beyond me XD

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

I like how Richard Hammond will find a way to crush or hit stuff with absolutely anything it's just hillarious)

[@NickkAtNyte]

"well help yourself to my brakes why don't you!!!" "I've lost a skull!!" "Monkey!!" Best trio of lines in that whole special 😂😂

[@anruganm4235]

2:15 Sigma male analyzes the situation, determines that possibility of fatality is minimal, therefore stays calm and collected

[@rufusgreenleaf2466]

What the hell's a Sigma male?

[@showsomesignsoflife]

@@rufusgreenleaf2466 i don't know anymore

[@HANNIBAL30ro]

a what male?

[@harleyb7880]

*Drive forever music starts playing* _Sigma rule 3567_ Always remain calm possiblity of death only scares betas...

[@anruganm4235]

@@harleyb7880 😂

[@koop5365]

"A bus full of children, a bus full of handicap children and i saw some ginger ones on there" OMG I'm crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lettuce984]

“He was committed to get to 60” “But he didn’t did he?!”

[@danielconde13]

One minute of respect for these 3 gentlemen, constantly putting themselves on the line for our pure bliss.

[@jpb6]

at 4:11 poor guy was thinking he´s going to jail

[@Bim_Chicken]

7:30 that entire Modern Peugeot Drivers segment I was literally rolling on the floor howling with laughter. Easily the funniest thing they've done 😂

[@maldetete431]

May's face at 6:02 gets me going every time. And then the immediate, "Oh, sht!" followed by more laughter. One of my favorite moments in Top Gear, tbh.

[@brskywalker14]

14:13 Hammond is not even safe in his own backyard 🤣

[@Riolushe]

Seriously, I just cannot understand it, it is so random, was he thinking that the buildings would dissapear or what 😂

[@stephanopapadimitriou4789]

Hammond is immortal nothing can kill him

[@applejuice5272]

10:34 *Jeremy:* "What was that?" *Chris:* "I was getting in my seat." *Jeremy:* "Sorry, I thought someone had crashed into us."

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Compilation of them being killed like when James drove off that cliff in Albania or when Hammond crashed his Hyundai in the Teenager challenge

[@tankmaster1018]

Hammond has been "killed" like 4 times. lol

[@seijisuzuki4197]

19:20 Clarkson : "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!!!" (The Grand Tour : Colombia Special)

[@stevehealy5810]

No one beats Hammond for crashing.

[@joe125ful]

Nope with 3 wheeler in was soo funny:) Or 12:57 With style:)

[@CobaltZ_hans]

May gave him a good run for that in Scandi-Flick

[@TylerJSison]

1:19 exquisite rage, engaged 🤣

[@JonesBrothersProductionsiac]

2:07 Jeremy: WHERE NO AMERICAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!! Me: So, the ground?

[@user-bj6ih8xi9m]

nam

[@aizyamran]

POWER

[@nordicrain]

2:19 The mouth blur makes me laugh. Gotta protect lip readers from the profanity.

[@coolsharkracing7941]

19:38 i crashed the expensive one so they gave me a cheap one I also crashed the cheap one

[@sugarnads]

Capt slow screaming 'CLARKSONNNNNNN!!' And his insane choking laugh are amongst the best moments for me.

[@alexandernicolay866]

The ultimate "HAMMOND!" collection. With guests.

[@FullMetalToga]

18:46 what crash is this from? That looked pretty nasty

[@sachaseulement]

The rimac crash from the grand tour

[@gt_beltran42]

1:46 famous last words

[@tahahaider5836]

7:05-7:12 , that laugh is contagious 😂😂😂

[@SuperCoconut17]

Did Clarkstons face get smacked with a brick at 9:30

[@ozanzdemirr]

nope

[@JetFalcon710]

No, if a brick did hit him, he'd probably get a broken nose in addition to ending up unconscious or possibly even dead

[@clangmotorsports2697]

I hope everyone has a great day

[@kevinprior3549]

If Top Gear was all about Hammond Clarkson would go "On tonight's show.... Richard has a crash Richard has a crash And Richard has a crash!

[@JetFalcon710]

TONIGHT! Hammond crashes a cheap car, Hammond crashes an expensive car, And Hammond nearly dies!

[@ourcrazyjourney1694]

Just the best thing to be on t.v ever!I This was the show that I was allowed to stay up and watch,even though it was bed time. Some great memories of staying up late with my dad, and just feeling like this is so awesome, and it was all because of these guys and the giant kahoonas they have. They put their lives on the line over and over again, whether it be the death roads they've driven,which lets face it could've been. You'll never see the like again given prime on the telle wacha. Oh what a time

[@Charlzey1998]

9:19 the one time in my own opinion that the producers went a bit too far

[@nachoalvarez7171]

Kinda but Clarkson also got cocky, he said he could do 40 mph instead of 25 mph through the brick wall

[@DR-jh2qp]

14:34 - I had this exact Rover back in the day, the same colour and everything. Nice to know what would've happened had I crashed.

[@lnod4873]

Us: How many crashes an human is able to do ? Hammond: Yes.

[@brandonsimoncini]

Hammond and Clarkson: stunt drivers May: minor fender bender

[@DestroyerWill]

These were the best years, they took away my worries for an hour a week. Damn you BBC! Really damn you all.

[@lumapop8245]

richard and jeremy going at it on the bridge and then james just going “monkeys :D” brings me so much joy

[@Mattskits]

Jeramy: where no American has been before Me: the ground

[@save15ormoreonyourcarinsur98]

That couldn't have been better timed

[@RisitasKEKW]

5:37 “watch this” instantly crashes 😂

[@sadiqzags1944]

I love top gear a lot, i grew up watching top gear. This was the moment i was waiting for. Gggooooooddd job on making this video.

[@borisrobertsscottthe5thjr.847]

2:24 imagine crashing and laying there dying while the last thing you hear is the fucking bmw sound lol

[@moonwolfproductionsans5239]

17:33 I just love how James had that surprised twitch as he saw Hammond not on his tyres (again), then wanted to look at the stopwatch but then looked again surprised at the car

[@newt2253]

Does anyone have the episode that 7:30 was in, I keep seeing clips of them crashing these cars but never context lol

[@aarondcruz2458]

Series 22 episode 5

[@fawwazrafif5160]

They're behaving like Peugeot driver

[@LandonMyers-f1y]

7:10-7:15 is almost adorable with how hard James is laughing

[@hondabro2999]

1:10 Was not expecting that

[@MrStitty26]

It's James Mays laughing that gets me every time.

[@Willysmb44]

At 9:35, what did he expect? That's the arrangement railways use for the end of tracks to stop trains!

[@cleverusername9369]

I don't know if there's anything funnier than Clarkson rolling the Reliant

[@thememeking8079]

14:30 MAN HIT THE WALL SO HARD HIS LEG STARTED SPAZZING OUT🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@vacuumcleaner9895]

I remember reading somewhere that he did that to make sure his legs weren’t broken or something

[@darth_autie_117]

@@vacuumcleaner9895 you could see Lewis Hamilton do it when his tyre burst in 2007 at the Nürburgring

[@mikeshearer1250]

From the very first Cheap Car Challenge

[@JPG208]

2:34 this is classic

[@patrickadamcruz3406]

0:25 Hammond, don't be an arse!

[@ethangray7392]

2:30 I love as he's spinning he's wiping his nose dear God to be that confident of a driver

[@brandongao3675]

I mean he was probably going around 20 mph at that point and he knew he wasn't going to hit anything

[@ethangray7392]

@@brandongao3675 Still. Well no different from me understeering from ice and taking a drink of coffee lol

[@ethangray7392]

@@brandongao3675 I get what your saying now

[@3AMNE]

A suggestion: The trio crashing and presumed dead compilation

[@3AMNE]

Another Idea: The trio flowing with sympathy compilation

[@guyjmlol]

We need a james may pillock comp

[@BigMobCar4]

12:54 Jeremy Clarkson driving a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool, with SpongeBob music playing in the background is absolutely legendary! 😂

[@Alfrado-lb4jb]

2:13 THAT IS WHY NO AMERICANS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE 👌

[@CobaltZ_hans]

9:18 Whoever decided to have Jeremy crash through the brick wall clearly didn't think that through, considering hitting a brick wall can be L E T H A L

[@abrahamobaid7013]

2:00 did we get a Hammond f-bomb?

[@bewitched5717]

The fact that the start two crashes of this compilation feature Hammond surprised no one 😂

[@screamingfeijoa]

2:36 what episode is this??

[@Lucabg...]

1x 11 grand tour

[@zonamojegokolegimonika196]

5:46 Could you please tell me the name of the red car ? edit : it looks like honda nsx but idk is that is

[@aarondcruz2458]

Toyota MR2. From the rallycross episode (series 18 episode 7)

[@at2322]

They try to findout that Rallycross is better than Golf!

[@zonamojegokolegimonika196]

@@aarondcruz2458 Thank you sooo much 👏🏻

[@rust5846]

SW20 Toyota MR2

[@AlLiberali]

Jezza and hamster: crashing on a tg made bridge May: mOnKEys

[@spocksthyla8709]

6:55 james hat is killing me hahahah

[@abelrono9101]

5:07 is 💯legit😂😂always happens when one is used to the normal gearing and enters into a mercedes...... but why would they have the reverse where 1 usually is😂bunch of w*nkers😂costed me 3 pumber repairs now

[@Matyeski1965]

Anyone know what episode the first clip is from ?

[@ahsandurrani1863]

2:17 im so shocked at how a big ass SUV did not flip... going over 120mph... went from pavement to grass to pavement and then grass again... HE IS SO LUCKY it did not flip.

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

It was slipery

[@nathanwhite2293]

This was a tiny little hatchback.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I love the abrupt end just leaving us to assume the stig went for a long swim