Clarkson's Farm S2 - Gerald

Series/Season 2? I'll just put S.
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[@mistersticky953]

Gerald: *speaks gibberish* Jeremy: "wise words"

[@rdbch]

The "wise words" commence at 6:17

[@rkctransportationvids]

I can just see James May coming on the show and being able to fully understand Gerald and ends up having a good ole conversation with him.

[@CanadianWaterfowler]

I would be rolling on the floor laughing if that happens! 😜😂

[@tom.cresswell]

i dont see how hes hard to understand 😂

[@matictelic]

Imagine May trying to explain how to fix the tractor, would probably last three hours

[@surgecaliber]

Yo shut up man I’m dying 😂😂😂 To be honest I could actually see that happening

[@minicle426]

And Gerald finding him terribly interesting.

[@SabberJupp]

I am from germany and I learned a lot of the english language by viewing their television. And then came Gerald.🤯

[@ichwohnedort]

Yeah im german too and im lost with Gerald

[@derkies2133]

Same, but i feel its getting better. Sometime I feel like I understand almost 30% of it.

[@mycroftsanchez901]

I'm English and still have no idea what Gerald says most of the time.

[@lorrainecreighton5690]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beregyniaberegynia1915]

@@derkies2133mate i also need a season or two more to get what's he about.

[@MinecraftRacers]

One of my favorite bit about this show is the subtitles giving up when Gerald speaks, usually it's a couple of words and then [indistinct]

[@Beefy2203]

That just made me lol.

[@samanthabarbados4245]

Ahahahahahahahaha

[@eaakerman8829]

I’m watching in Sweden there is no Swedish translation when he speaks

[@raptor7364]

There are no Polish subtitles when he speaks

[@lizcookson269]

There’s no real English subtitles for Gerald!!!

[@georgezachos7322]

You know what, after being exposed to the way Gerald talks, i started to understand maybe 70% of what he was saying, so I'm fairly confident that at this point Clarkson understands most of it. Still, Gerald rules!

[@bollemann2582]

It's also edited to make him sound a lot more worse than it actually is

[@nik-ev3eh]

Even the subtitles can't speak Gerald,they just stop when he talks mostly.

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Idk man, i went back to season 1 and season 1 Gerald is rough

[@Kiwionwing]

Saw a British anthropologist guy talk about various languages of Britain Gerald came up as an example of how important to record him as a icon for "West Country (County) dialect" My trendy modern friend speaks cumbrian to her parents. One day a lady was talking to me on the coast I asked sue what she said in Cumbrian. Sue laughed saying she spoke English Ha Ha

[@Philljag]

@@bollemann2582 it’s actually not I met Gerald at clarksons farm 😂😊

[@9thFRS]

Gerald is fantastic and a national treasure.

[@mooncat.787]

Absolutely.

[@t.c.4321]

The thing is though, there are thousands of people like him all over the country... which is good I suppose

[@GeraldMourice]

Hello dear how are you doing

[@mooncat.787]

@@t.c.4321 What does that even mean ?

[@Mister_H.]

Of all the things that Gerald has ever said on Clarksons Farm….. …..The one thing I understood was when he said ‘what a load of shit’ when describing Clarksons attempt at marking a line for the track to the barn. Legend 👍🏻

[@songsongsingasong]

And when Jeremy trimmed the hedges wrong, Gerald goes 'Jesus fuckin' Christ'.

[@mattallen9900]

Gerald is awesome. So full of wisdom. Especially when he said "guya monn sgih shambollott frincg scolla mehh" spoken like a boss. Gerald for prime minister!

[@mcmultiplechoice2931]

Translators in the world :🤔🤔🤔🤔😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵☠ just joking of course, I am quite sure someone had PhD of "Gerald" amongst those translator.

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂

[@CMGThePerson]

Well we won't know his campaign promises

[@purplesprig1690]

Its because he's head of security everything he says is encripted

[@hanleyjamie4949]

Gets handed a beer says it in perfect English “that’s a good beer that” 😂 the most important sentence

[@andrasziegenham6766]

5:45 I hear him say "It's a nose beer that"

[@omardude39]

​@@andrasziegenham6766 "It's a nice beer, that"

[@snickothemule]

Gerald doing over 50 harvests is staggering and he's still serving! Farmers are just built different.

[@stayhappy8213]

He's right mind...'if you were a pidgeon it would cut you up like carpet' Omg I'm understanding Gerald. Legend!

[@troythegardener]

Can you understand what the context is where he says about taking off all his clothes and putting them in a plastic bag in relation to the combine not working 😂 absolutely buckled laughing at it

[@2760ade]

Gerald would make a fantastic announcer at a railway station! I love his smile also - cheers me up😃

[@TheRobbyThrasher]

I love how this show is just everyone slowly learning how to understand Gerald

[@terrier_productions]

Not even the subtitles on Amazon knows what he’s saying

[@Tim16003]

In S1 they tried but now they just gave up I guess lmao

[@Stallzyx]

I can't say much but it is clearer to hear what he's saying in most cases where he's not on the walkie-talkie. Those are impossible otherwise perhaps lol but I have a feeling the team behind the final cut must have purposely made him seem more hard to understand as that is part of his character now

[@TramvayValera]

@@Stallzyx very likely, at 0:19 there's a short segment of his speech being reversed (at least it sounds like so, and if it wasnt edited-then HOW DOES HE DO THAT????)

[@Stallzyx]

@@TramvayValera hmm the person who made the compilation may have done that or amazon did it rather than using a bleep sound I guess

[@jeanrunkle1059]

The first time we saw him it was in german subtitles. I laughed till I damn near got sick

[@MLGVorkScoper]

I loved his introduction in season 2. Like nothing changed. Felt right at home with the Gerald noises.

[@lazybones69]

I'm glad they didn't overdo him tbh. He's still a rare treat.

[@MLGVorkScoper]

@@lazybones69 perfect timing every time.

[@waqarkhan25]

look at the joy Caleb's is getting when Gerald is telling him off

[@mycroftsanchez901]

Just binged watched over yesterday and today and it's BRILLIANT! It's quite clear that something dodgy is going on at that council refusing planning permission for everything Jeremy applied for, especially when you look at those ghastly new-builds in the villiage which cleary do NOT fit in with the character of the area! Perhaps they were looking for some 'brown envelopes'?

[@burgertim7878]

I think they're just biased against Jeremy Clarkson because he's Jeremy Clarkson.

[@theseageek]

They voted against those apps and permits because they are submitted by Clarkson. That just shows you how stupid the local gov can be.

[@bencox614]

"if you was a pigeon well cut in carpet" 🤣🤣🤣

[@verakoo6187]

So im not the only one that heard that 🤣

[@grahamjesson5464]

I think Gerald and Kaleb are the most likeable people on telly.! absolute sport

[@michaelbailey2161]

Growing up in the south, Gerald's dialogue brings me home. The way to understand Gerald and hillbillies, like me in past years, is to focus on site words. Also, when I was in college, BSEE, I had many foreign profs. I had a notebook for each class, and I recorded on the inner covers and margins translation like "is not good business for sure" from my Romanian prof who was also my advisor in under and grad school. He was a treasure to me. We shared similar struggles, found peace, and moved on. Your legacy lives Oscal, my mentor.

[@xgreenjacket]

@@Geordie-rr2gqme neither he thinks he’s cracked it as well 😂😂

[@MadnessIncVP]

You had a Romanian? With all the robbing you’ll be doing nowadays, you’re either an MP, in prison, or buying in ‘The Big Issue’.

[@nathanielhoy96]

My Grandad talks like Gerald. Warms my heart listening to him :')

[@skdl_]

most clear-sounding man from britain.

[@mrducky179]

[gerald speaks unintelligibly] is my favorite quote of this entire show

[@blannibal3610]

The Gerald tractor scene and the chilli cooking scene are funny as hell

[@randomsauceontoast]

Gerald: tells full story and asks a question Jeremy: mmm..

[@billbonnington7916]

To paraphrase the late, great Eric Morecombe, he is using all the right words, just not necessarily in the right order!

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@solmanJapan]

It's like a damn month python skit. I can't wait to binge this.

[@gh0st1nferno60]

Gerald speaks the language of gods that’s why we cannot understand him.

[@mozxz]

After Gerald had a few beers, I understood what he was saying much better..... I bet when he gets absolutely hammered, he speaks in a posh accent that everyone can understand, even if they cant speak or understand English.......

[@Ambuscade94]

He doesn't speak in a posh accent at all even with the beer what are you on about😂

[@mozxz]

@@Ambuscade94 it was a joke. .... try yo read it again..... he has to be REALLY hammered =)

[@Ambuscade94]

@@mozxz yeah sorry misread it totally lol

[@mozxz]

@@Ambuscade94 because we can both totally agree that, Sober, he does NOT have a posh accent.....I think...... As i cannot understand a word he's saying..... Maybe it so posh that our everyday bluecoat ears cannot understand it.....maybe.....

[@henchmancortez]

Really can't wait for another season. The world needs more Gerald.

[@gjclark2478]

As a West country "yokel" all my life, Gerald talks exactly like my late father. I can make out most of what he says with ease. He will most likely to sound more comprehensible when pissed for sure👍

[@nintendolover114]

Gerald is an extremely likeable bloke

[@julianwannell2892]

Total national treasure and deserves a medal (especially for putting up with JC) and a preservation order.

[@stevesheriff5515]

What an absolute legend of a man👍 Gerald is 👌

[@VickersDoorter]

Too right. The world is a better place for having him.

[@matthewkilner]

There was definitely a bit at 1:42 where he says "If you take off like a racing car, I can't keep up with you." which is audio they've clipped from S01 when they were doing a harvest and Jeremy kept losing the grain out the back because he was going too fast. I'm sure they're chopping it up to make him more incomprehensible.

[@theacdcmadman]

No, that is definitely a different take of him saying that

[@alextimossi7444]

He said he had a trouble with a signal and he can't stop it, and Jeremy said to touch a cross symbol somewhere on the panel, all that I understood from gerald 😂 and he said something about 50/70 but the radio speakers are too loud and making even harder to understand

[@fancyhat6505]

It's just the best television ever made and you can't even understand what's going on 😂😂

[@glennstafford5711]

Kaleb, press the escape button Gerald: take all my clothes off and put them in a plastic bag 😂

[@JustARandomLOTRFan]

gerald speaking on the walkie talkie was the most hilarious thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@markosborne8784]

Gerald should be Prime Minister. He makes more sense than all of them put together……..Blokes a bloody legend. 😎😎😎😎

[@LS17EAGLE]

My nan came from basingstoke, hampshire before they spoke like londoners, she sounded like Gerald and would understand every word he says 🤣

[@JW--dc8ri]

He's the British version of boomhauer

[@wmsstuff271]

😂

[@jeremyackroyd4208]

He's the best. Jeremy would be lost without his knowledge.

[@andycharliecovers]

“STRIP ALL ME CLOTHES OFF, PUT EM IN A PLASTIC BAG”

[@gem_bob95]

Watching S1 with Gerald, I couldn’t understand him and what made me laugh the most is when I then rewind it with the subtitles on, even the subtitles said “inaudible” 😂😂😂

[@danial7637]

i love this man i don't want him to get hurt ever in his life he is like a kind grandpa omg love him so much

[@MrStewieP]

Protect that man at all costs, total hero!

[@minicle426]

Gerald talks a lot of sense. I think.

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂

[@mycroftsanchez901]

Looking like a great second series, just need some spare time to binge watch it.

[@languagetimothy9165]

Treat yourself and pinch that spare time! You won’t be disappointed.

[@amazingcat7043]

​@@languagetimothy9165 totally agree

[@TheRuthdobson]

Absolutely brilliant!! Gerald your a star!!!

[@lukeworrall6330]

Absolutely love Gerald and growing up in the westcountry, we had many characters like Gerald.

[@timburr4453]

How did we go from a computer error to taking your clothes off and putting them in a plastic bag?

[@MitzDoesDIYFix2024]

Every time I am feeling a but down in the dumps, this video just puts a smile on my face, the is absolutely no was you can watch this without laughing .... Amazing.

[@tonydonoghue3303]

Love this guy...pure genius

[@bollemann2582]

Why is no one commenting on the fact that during this series the council has literally refused every single thing he wanted to do. How is that legal?! UK is such a joke of a place sometimes

[@nintendolover114]

They were ridiculous, they clearly are unfairly so against Jeremy as a person

[@buildfear9507]

Because Clarkson is an oaf and they don’t want to let the whims of a multimillionaire destroy their village so cretins like you can have a bit of entertainment. Makes sense to me. Clarkson gets paid by Amazon to make this show. He also gets money from Amazon to assist with the costs of the farm. He’s not using his own money. Why should the people of the village have to put up with his antics? He’s a prick. He gets exactly what he deserves when he tries to bring his “Clarkson” persona into the real world.

[@burgertim7878]

They're biased against Clarkson because he's got a certain reputation.

[@emmettsmith2581]

As an Australian we have some accents that are fucked but gerald is a entire different game.

[@Mrman222111]

Yeah but it still makes sense once you pick up them couple of words that you do hear

[@leebrindley8462]

Let's have Guy Martin and Gerald have a good old conversation 🤣

[@mroa6]

Gerald just shaking his head no gets me dying everytime

[@martmanoukian9937]

“He’s going for the sesh!” 😂 I like to think these three do actually meet up to sink a few Hawkstones

[@uGSponge]

Everyone in the world: *English is the hardest language to learn* Gerald: *Hold me Combine Harvester*

[@Paul-qs3nu]

Nice to see Gerald's wife prehaps she could act as translator, he like listening to a broken radio,you keep catching bits then it's gone

[@robw7676]

Boomhauher from King of the Hill is one of Gerald's distant colonial cousins.

[@GeraldMourice]

Hello dear how are you doing

[@MrScooper1969]

just platinum! raw comedy at its best. 5/5

[@bernadettevanderploeg9551]

Kaleb hands over the phone to Gerald;" here tell him off" (about the wrong hedge trimming)🤣

[@butlerpa100]

Love to Gerald. Fantastic man. Great communication

[@adamgibson7181]

8:58 one of the few times i understood him and hes taking the piss out of JC haha

[@vancrabb]

Love the G-Dog! Best moment in the serious is the hedge trimming! "Jesus f*king Christ! Oh Jeremy"

[@cameronstevenson5894]

Honestly love this show its just the best

[@syahrulfachrudin6890]

Gerald G-dog is my favourite side character after Cheerful Charlie

[@Stallzyx]

I can't go into detail but Gerald is easier to understand in the sections where it's edited with the microphone on him (and you can see that here*). Where he's only coming through the walkie-talkie it's very difficult to interpret but I think he is usually miked up at all times if they really wanted to get a subtitle of what he's actually saying, but that's part of his character charm I guess that sometimes you have no idea what he's saying. He seems to be much clearer spoken than the first season. May have to end up watching both seasons at once or rewatch first one myself before season two with my mum :) Going to go through some of your compilations at some point, got the parking compilation ready to watch after some more work but just thought I'd see what your recent uploads were and it's this

[@_Super_Hans_]

Also in some cases they cut the audio together in ways that makes him seem to be talking nonsense, it's funny but I'm guessing he would be 95% understandable in real life, rather than the 40-50% in the show.

[@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground]

he's spitting straight facts.

[@ianwarnes6197]

Classic ! Got to love Gerald .

[@gemmastaines5706]

I heard "if you were a pigeon, you'd need some carpet" 😂😂😂

[@Skyfire-x]

The most intelligible words Gerald spoke 03:14

[@GeraldMourice]

Hello dear how are you doing

[@nohohank2777]

Gerald’s voice is like if John Prine spoke with a thick English accent, and with the cadence of Bob Dylan after overdoing it on amphetamines circa the 60’s. Maybe a dash of Boomhauer in there as well lol. Love Gerald, he brings a lot to the show…not that I understand even 20% of what he says, but you just know it’s either important or some deep wisdom.

[@stormbreaker06]

Absolute legend

[@trevorcoe8579]

Get a drink down Gerald you can just about understand him, what a legend

[@thetankteacher]

Finally I know what english sounds like to people who don't speak english

[@kennedymwale5772]

So nice had to watch it twice 😍 👌 good old Gerald 😊

[@absoluteunit2424]

*ohyeajuststripoffallmaclothes and put 'em in a blastic bag* -Gerald Cooper

[@alextimossi7444]

"You can be macron and sit down there" 😂

[@jameslescin]

"Jesus fucking christ"........."ohhhh Jeremy" I legit cant stop laughing at this moment.

[@tios6419]

At the end of the series i finally started to understand G Dog😂

[@Seve223]

Gerald is the best of Britain!

[@GeraldMourice]

Hello dear how are you doing

[@hb13bh]

G dog!! One of my favorites!

[@Hermes8A8A]

The Subtitles/Closed Captions on Gerald talking is hilarious

[@AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

I couldn’t breath while that man was speaking through the radio. I didn’t know not understanding a single word from someone could make me laugh so hard.

[@mickdavis8163]

There all so funny but gerald is comedy gold😂

[@ahouse8600]

“That’s a noce beer, that.”

[@valvebounce2874]

KZbin: "We've created the most state of the art Auto subtitles that can detect and translate any language.." Gerald: "hfrlfd my bfglr"

[@theseageek]

Gerald - the man we don’t understand but listen to nonetheless

[@mark25964]

I would love to see gerald and karl pilkington having a conversation.

[@smiffdogginit]

Jeremy learned a lot from Gerald :)

[@rationbookrebecca]

GAWD BLESS GERALD!

[@JPWest020]

Over time I learned to understand Guy Martin. I fear a need a lot more time for Gerald…

[@tumolucky17]

Legend

[@horsenuts1831]

I grew up barely 20 miles away, and in a similar rural area. And I really struggle to understand Gerald.

[@lordofhowell7158]

New subscriber. Brilliant video 💪🏻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@adampreen7707]

The word idioglossia springs to mind whenever I hear Gerald

[@csjrogerson2377]

I spent 20 years in deepest darkest Dorset, but Gerald speaks a totally different language - a mix of Greek and Dutch, with a hint of Swahili, I think.

[@GeraldMourice]

Hello dear how are you doing

[@si4632]

its a brilliant programme