Classic Opie & Anthony: Brutal Retarded Frontman Jokes (05/12/08)

[@GentlemanBystander]

"You're called Bill, and you are..." "Typical fodder for this predictable radio show" I almost did a spit-take

[@Prka01]

A minute after Jimmy said "And the syndrome is Down" I was wiping coffee off my monitor and I might need a new keyboard.

[@TheLunnyBear]

Oh god, I hate the pretend spitting out your coffee people. Bet you've nearly crashed your car listening to them too haven't you?

[@interestinginformation9542]

@@TheLunnyBear that makes the car crash sound effect seem like it means the opposite

[@stpfan729]

Alice Eats Change

[@TheTrolliosis]

I know it's been five years, but what a fucking line

[@William2Firearms]

@@TheTrolliosis✊🏿👴🏿

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

That deaf girl getting railed was the creepiest sounding thing I've ever heard

[@dankburrito4219]

Not my proudest fap. Then again, she's hot regardless, so I kinda want proud of it.

[@iscream2232]

Yeah I felt kinda bad listening to that but once it got to the tard bashing I was all on board

[@grindsmore]

That was more traumatizing than A Serbian Film.

[@robertanderson9460]

The chicken was worse

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

@@robertanderson9460 almost forgot about that one, you make a good point

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

"To parents of kids with down syndrom, Bill is an inspiration." For birth control.

[@devonwhiting952]

Pmmpn00n o9 00nni o i 9n

[@paganhousecat]

Freddy Mercury Poisoning

[@patio87]

I like how Opie can't think of his own jokes, he has to read the callers jokes.

[@geoffharkins9336]

patio87 He's the fucking worst

[@geoffharkins9336]

patio87 Even their jokes can't help him. He's such a non-talent.

[@mattydigs]

You do realize you can't have chocolate without vanilla right? Without opie the show would be a mess. He keeps it organized and moving forward. Don't be thick.

[@AlcoLOLism]

Mattydigs Sam is better at Opie's job than Opie.

[@mattydigs]

opprobriousness Check out vainus's comment. These are the kind of people that support you. So, LOL

[@MrJimmyTide]

Back on the charts with "I Rolled Over On My Puppy"...

[@ಠಎಠಥಎಥ]

I feel like I heard this somewhere but just can't place my finger on it.

[@Pathpal]

Anthony and Jimmy: contributing one-liners. Opie: using bad caller lines with no comedic timing and pressing random buttons on the board

[@JTupp96]

When Anthony said "thats the sound of the abortion machine" I spat my coffee all over my keyboard in laughter.

[@Snoofalah]

And a-one, and a-five, and a-one, five, three, nine!

[@CubicChimp]

"My name is Bill - it's short for Mental Disabilitiy"

[@MartKencuda]

Bill should form a band with the Cumia brothers and call it Rotbrain.

[@charles67198]

Mike but that band already has a retarted front man...

[@buzzytrombone4353]

@@charles67198 Well the more the mearior

[@drbibhis7345]

Ants bro joe could do a one man show called that

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

"And you aaaaare....NOW DETECTABLE THROUGH A SONOGRAM." lol

[@dalesconoco]

I have been waiting for this clip for so long, one of the best non-Patrice pieces ever. :)

[@wookienutsack5481]

It wasn't Opie's soundboard flub that ruined the bit, it was the awful jokes he chose to read.

[@andyhekkandi1785]

Drool and the gang

[@brandoncarter4277]

11:55 I love how opies contribution to the jokes is him reading someone else’s bad joke

[@trentonj8085]

That's why he was obsessed with taking calls

[@jakee1d]

When anthony started singing “BILL B’BILL BILL BILL!” It reminded me of Timmy and The Lords of the Underworld “T’T’T’TIMMAY!!!”

[@tomservo9254]

The merch table only accepts payment in pennies. Boy's gotta eat.

[@DMTzoso]

I actually skipped the first bit, fucking disturbing.

[@kylewalsh8809]

That's terrible. Opie saying they can't say anything else makes it entirely worse. Jesus fucj.

[@DoctorDudePhD]

Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld

[@T_D_B_]

"Stupid" is the best one word punchline ever

[@jimkelly7908]

“And you areeee?” “….STUPID!!” Jesus Christ, Norton was on fire.

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

@8:16 "and the syndrome is down" HAHAHAHA

[@stpfan729]

Jerry Cantspell

[@jonesfuture]

This is a perfect example of Opie killing momentum and bombing constantly

[@TheAjcarbo1224]

He really out did himself in this clip. Its incredible that he blamed the guys for not laughing at his jokes intentionally, instead of realizing not everyone is capable of making people sincerely laugh. Being funny isn't some easy thing anyone can pick up. If I bombed that many times, I would have been uncomfortable and stopped.

[@watchALLthethings]

The baby in the dryer keeps on turnin'!

[@WolfestoneManor]

omfg dude xD

[@stinkskc]

Man opie derailed that bad around 17min

[@TitleistGuy]

Kurt Nobrain.

[@leoduke5311]

Scott Shields so in essence, Kurt Cobain today?

[@ಠಎಠಥಎಥ]

Pre or post buckshot lobotomy?

[@joshr920]

“And the new baby brother is smothered in the crib… they do that sometimes” Is there anybody funnier on the radio than Jim?

[@alexclark6777]

Laugh all you want, but Bill went on to write for Imagine Dragons.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Which song did he write? Retardioactive?

[@Turner_D_Century]

Is that a cartoon?

[@alexclark6777]

@@Turner_D_Century It's a band that specializes in making music for Sports-Wear commercials

[@mrdistraught8447]

Imagine draggin Bill out of the womb with a rusty hanger

[@Vigilante311]

Yeah they really are retards arent they

[@funnelcakes638]

Can someone please edit opie out of this clip.

[@unkiesickey3429]

+Rachita Gill Can someone edit Opie out of ALL clips? Thanks much in advance.

[@jlees1988]

+Unkie Sickey Opie is causing me to struggle listening to the old clips. I would be so happy if someone edited him out of every clip. I wouldn't even care about the dead space between the times he speaks.

[@funnelcakes638]

You guys should try listening to the old Erock "Virus" clip get ruined by Opie. Its absolutely deplorable. "One little Punchline!" Fuck you Opie.

[@jlees1988]

Karl Pilkington Let me guess, he repeats that line over and over and over until your head nearly explodes from annoyance?

[@funnelcakes638]

Why gee, how ever did you know? What was really sad was hearing poor Ant and Jimmy do their best to play along with Greggshells.

[@DeliriumBand950]

“Hes hooked on Ritalin and jellybeans” 😂😂

[@ballsonc6251]

Way to angrily steer that ship into an iceberg ope

[@mawbts530]

I love it how Opie has no material so he just reads jokes from instant feedback.

[@Anfubvinch]

That's because he's not a comedian

[@leemcqueen500]

Neither is Ant but he's still funny.

[@russellkgettys24]

He reads the worst ones

[@MrBackoftheface]

I used to wonder why people would be so hard on Opie. That was before I listened very heavily. Opie is so unfunny that even if he has a good line his delivery ruins it. He is just awful. If the roles were reversed and Ant was on the radio first, he wouldnt have given Opie a job. Not only is Opie not funny but hes also pop-culture stupid as well. He offers very little to the show. He should be a producer and keep his voice off the air.

[@dt4236]

Its mainly since he's so insecure so he has no confidence in the delivery. Ant usually does well kus even if he bombs he shrugs it off, kus he knows it happens to everyone.

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

Brutal is right. I feel the need to shower after laughing at this....

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"The guitars are tuned, the drums are smoking, and the drummer's memorial service has been scheduled for the weekend after the singer demonstrated during practice his version of Gene Simmons' fire breathing gimmick which was somewhat different from Gene's in that it consisted of him dousing the drummer and his kit in twenty-five gallons of gasoline and lighting the whole thing up."

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Oof

[@bsklasika]

i lost it on "back on the charts with Rolled over on my Puppy"

[@jamesthomison4356]

"the guitars are tuned the drums are smoking and the family cat is digesting."

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

Opie bombing at 25:17 then to Ants headshot at 26:26. It's almost as if Anthony had to remind that idiot who sets the pace

[@funyuns77]

Opie throwing out other people’s duds like they are gold is cringy

[@TheAjcarbo1224]

His horrendous delivery and cadence doesn't help.

[@megarudyray1]

Good thing ant and Jimmy didnt come up in grade school together. They would have been relentless to kids on the playground lol

[@KC-bg1th]

megarudyray1 But both of them were super innocent in grade school.

[@jtbedazzle]

Ant would be relentlessly crying, and Jimmy would have been relentlessly sucking all the other boys cocks.

[@Lungsy1988]

"Th drums are smoking" "And the syndrome is down" LMFAO Damn Jimmy is quick. Opie, as usual, offers nothing funny to the bit lol

[@bricecate]

Lungsy1988 not true! he read some "hilarious" instant feedback!

[@Vigilante311]

How to you bitches not get tired or posting the same comment?

[@claymationwaves]

my laptop speakers have the perfect volume for this because i dont want anyone else hearing it lol

[@weloveslotmachinememes]

There's nothing better than the show devolving into Jim and Ant trying to outfunny each other.

[@matthewbarry1746]

I don't know. I kinda prefer an autistic child hitting buttons non stop.

[@2-pistols]

Its almost like an uphill battle to try and be funny with dumb fun- killer in the room. The shit they had to put up with is mind boggling

[@JoeLaTurkeyIII]

8:19 Fuck, I'm going to be laughing at that for weeks

[@Erica_Ann]

Opie wrecks everything 😝

[@lindinle]

11:03 "ever hippie go downy. get your doughnuts get your doughnut. everyone has wood, ok."

[@killustrator]

I love how Anthony and Jim completely ignored Opie’s attempt at a joke or radio tease or whatever that was right in the beginning

[@MFSPOON1242]

"He looks like a trout" fucking classic

[@DeanH92]

17:52 Greggshells. Everybody bail!

[@Andros1921]

Bites the heads off of kittens onstage.

[@pyxelated2468]

I love behind the scenes stuff like this. its just weird that they never look the way u picture it in your head.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

The name of the band should've been called "America's Lost Talent"

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

Holy shit when Jimmy said Doc Ock I almost wrecked from laughter.

[@sonnykoufax7032]

How can you be surrounded by so much talent for so long, and have absolutely none of it rub off on you… no need to clarify who I’m talking about

[@jamesthomison4356]

They recorded their album at the Hollywood Bowlcut

[@abdullaadel6430]

This is one of the best bits ever

[@terraLiquidus]

I LIKE TO MAKE WEREWOLF MOVIES

[@markwilliams7054]

The guitars are tuned, the drums are smoking and the microphone is backwards

[@johnran6015]

"ah hyck huck huck, aaahh hah ha" so much fake laughing

[@Ringey247]

The Smashing Bumpkins

[@BudsCartoon]

Opies only contribution to the funny was reading unfunny instant feedback lines

[@jeffreycherep8264]

This is still better than Coldplay...

[@keberTxelArM]

They just came out with a new single "I'm thwallowing my dhung"

[@rwilliams1283]

Anyone count how many times Opie tries to derail this fucking bit?

[@DuckDitch]

From their debut album 'Lead Paint Chips are Yummy'

[@JoshyJosh610]

I remember a few years ago someone (I think maybe Yarsh29) had this up on KZbin, and one of the other members of the band reported it for "hate speech".

[@MrJimmyTide]

Let's go public with our retarded singer, but get mad when people laugh. Exploitation, much? His brother has been into music for years, but no one's ever heard of him. Maybe he was such a shitty musician, he used his brother as a last-ditch effort to get some publicity. I say his brother and this dipshit patronizing reporter should be reported instead.

[@Spootnik]

"Bill is a fool!"

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

I couldn't hang with the first bit dude that shit made me feel bad lol

[@deathblock3051]

I don't know if I should be proud of this but I instantly knew that porn clip was from facial abuse. The video features Juliet Willow, I'd already seen it before.

[@KlonoaTorqueBow]

Fuck that group, they talk and yell way too goddamn much.

[@904hero]

Just bought a couple of there records on Bandcamp 😂

[@hotjones81]

Greggshells @ the 17:00 mark👌

[@whatsuphotdog]

"hey, how ya doin?" sounded like Jack Black

[@andyhekkandi1785]

What did the frontman's parents give the neighbouring cat owner? A BILL

[@mattmurray517]

“back on the charts with rolled over on my puppy!”

[@RockTB2022]

Is that Danny in the back forcing a fake laugh every time Jim makes a joke?

[@reticulatedspline5733]

I don't think it's a coincidence that Bill sounds like John Mellencamp when he sings.

[@JS-li9ym]

Favorite song: “Smoke on the Water(head)”

[@nickpascale5759]

This is freaking hilarious

[@garagemodern1]

"Someone will be leaving the show" then Danny opens his big mouth

[@MrJimmyTide]

Little did he know it would be him someday...

[@12lemonsful]

this is so evil But I can't stop laughing

[@KEYSERSOZE1965]

And you are......I LIKE FINGERNAIL POLISH

[@CarbonProxy]

sounds like radio head

[@Regal805]

maybe Radio Water-Head

[@shellyhatch7886]

Lololol

[@billybonka8230]

Sped Zeppelin

[@robertbrothers8814]

Should be called Eric is a Burden to the Animals. (I just feel bad that his last name makes for a lot of punchlines, even with songs like House of the Rising Sun and Spill the Wine.

[@rwilliams1283]

Can someone do a Nopie edit of this

[@XGCHEAVYFIRE1]

Before I watch the video is it Timmy and the lords of the Underworld featuring skyler?

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

throw your hands in the air and wave them like you don't know where you are hilarious 11:10

[@Dragotto]

Omg I remember...my friend telling me about what he saw when he watched that video.

[@chrisryan7283]

I need a shower after this one...I feel dirty

[@BJORNArtist]

Get their new track! Head Like a Whole Potato

[@Mlotshaw1]

why are the drums smoking?

[@corups]

TIMMMYYY !!!

[@Spootnik]

Was this before or after South Park did Timmy and the lords of the underworld?

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Sputnik After probably

[@AxelSpott]

8 years after the Timmy episode.

[@jamesthomison4356]

Talking WaterHeads

[@tejasnair3399]

The abortion machine thing destroyed me

[@incongruouswalrus7935]

Walking on Greggshells begins @ 17:34

[@charles67198]

Incongruous Walrus it actually began around 1995