Cleaning a Porsche Owners Secret Shame

[@CarCleaningGuru]

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[@1stfrompuertorico568]

👍👍👍

[@VeloceVlogs]

Doesn’t matter if the car is 10 years old or a brand new GT3: it’s great to take so much time taking care of a car. I always enjoy washing my cars by hand

[@daylen577]

These videos always make me want to go on Amazon and order one of each product, then thoroughly wash my car. Sadly, it'll have to do with the odd garden hose rinse and the occasional full-auto carwash drive-through, because I just don't have the time or the knowledge to do it properly.

[@VeloceVlogs]

@@daylen577 I was in the same spot as you were. However, I just started small (bought myself a pressurewasher and some products), fast forward today (some 2 years) and I now have a good collection of products and tools. Just a matter of starting somewhere!

[@beechface1]

I've just started a mobile valeting business, and your videos are absolutely priceless. You've basically taught me everything I know! So thankyou for that.

[@jonesyboi6739]

I respect the fact you only used one bucket for that car, too many detailers/valeters waste time using the 2 bucket method on cars that have been run through cheap car washes for years.. good to see someone being honest and upfront 👍🏼

[@carsyoungtimerfreak1149]

Nice. I have solved this problem: all my 3 cars are hobby objects as well as daily drivers. All are kept very clean. Takes a bit of time, but it's a hobby so no problem. Then again I have 2 ex-wifes, perhaps there is some link :-).

[@nickherbin8094]

Maybe there’s also a link to you having 2 exes and why they’re exes :-)

[@carsyoungtimerfreak1149]

@@nickherbin8094 :-)

[@nigel485]

I also have 3 hobby objects. My audi, my wife and my gf on the side. Excellent hobbies

[@danielgrenander1591]

I watch a ton of videos from different people. I must say I like yours the best. You voice is pleasant and you are not just rambling on. Love to see more of you're videos. Have a great weekend! Regards from Sweden

[@michaelstevens7533]

Nice to see daily drivers getting a clean 👌 👍 well done on this one bud

[@tomd5357]

Watched video because its a guru vid. Then learning he was cleaning a daily driver made this all the more appealing! Brilliant vid 👊

[@ploek]

I love your work man! Your attention to detail and great narration makes these videos so much fun to watch

[@rice-rocket]

Nice work.😎👍 I cannot wait for the better weather to get some detailing in. All it has done for the last six months is rain or snow. I hate winter in Britain!

[@DC-SA1]

Yes! Sno-foam x 2!! The "first shine" after you've hit the first pass of cleaner and power wash is always a pleasure to see, I always think "Oh yeah, I'd forgotten, that's what it's actually supposed to look like" 😆 Stay dry 🌦️

[@dogbite5509]

I really love this video. Brilliant transformation on the VW and great use of products. I've not seen many people on YT using Autobrite Direct products but I really rate them, use them and I'm glad you use them too. That snow foam looks epic.

[@danjordan1979]

Excellent! More a working man's car wash, love it! Something I can actually aspire to emulate. 👍

[@Charlie-gx9lm]

Love the meguiars wash+ , tend to use it before a machine polish or even a clay bar. Does a great job at removing old waxes and built up crap in the gentlest way possible. Loads of lubricant in there

[@leerogersable]

Good honest and entertaining, bravo!

[@XclusiveAaron]

I love your choice of words and how descriptive you are 👌

[@in4chandru]

Thanks for the amazing video, Joe!

[@TheJBftw]

Yey 4K goodness! Thank you and gratz for the upgrade.

[@Mogsy28uk]

great video Joe, I'm a big fan of single bucket washing with a couple of MF mitts! This time of year, its a pair of *fabric Sealskinz* you need, they're pure magic to detail your car with, hands stay water-proof and warm! ❄

[@Darkacces]

Love the cryteria used for a daily with your choice of products. Keep up the great work! Greetings from Argentina!

[@bluebillbo]

Great video! I can never understand how somebody can have enough money to own 2 Porsche and not store them in a dry garage

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Houses in this area are crap for garages, as they are where I live 🤷‍♂️.

[@bluebillbo]

@@CarCleaningGuru ah ok. that happens

[@CarCleaningGuru]

@@bluebillbo Not ideal but I'd rather have the nice cars and deal with no garage than have no nice cars at all!

[@bluebillbo]

@@CarCleaningGuru me too! unfortunately i have neither! 😂

[@jukebox9175]

@@bluebillbo 😂

[@jollylee]

Great video as always and a great outcome! Quality of the vw paint job shows dividends here I think!

[@martin1649]

Glad the old v40 is still on the road 👍

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Just about.

[@jeffreyrobert9460]

I come home from the doctor to find a brand spanking new CCG video…life is good. Hope you are well friend

[@paultaylor9652]

Nice one, a few new bits of trim and a wheel refurb and it would be looking its best.

[@kensingtonchubb]

hey man love your content, keep at it! Could you recommend an air freshner so the car always smells like its just out of the dealership? thanks

[@SUPERSID1968]

Great video again from the guru can i ask 1 question where did you get the extension lance for your kranzle ? Is the blue rubber tip fixed or like 1 of those sticky release ones is that lance mtm ? Many thanks in advance 👍

[@CarCleaningGuru]

From CarScope with the QR nozzles, forgot to link it in the description.

[@judebrown2672]

Brilliant to watch as ever. Cheers.

[@isa_yah_boi_mj]

please can you start taking the wheels off and washing the inside of the wheels as well if possible, it would be so satisfying to see that process and to see that with the final product when the car is all done and clean

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Have done a few times, my Nismo 370z & Volvo C30 then an R8, Evoque, Porsche Spyder etc.

[@isa_yah_boi_mj]

@@CarCleaningGuru oh my bad alot of the videos ive seen have been with the wheels on the car, but your content is still amazing, and i must say im definitely not used to having creators reply to comments, so this is actually quite appreciated, keep it up man... Also i tried scouring the web in search of ceramic couting i can apply with a little applicator pad here in my country but it isnt as widely available here as opposed to other countrys so meguiars is starting to become my go to but it is the most expensive car care product range in cape town at the moment which is a tiny bit inconvenient, but i mean what can you do right 🤦‍♂️😂 anyway stay safe and hope the weekend treats you well💪🏼

[@82Bjarni]

Great video and nice to see the Volvo.

[@cg7856]

Nice vid guru

[@ColinEu]

Bailey & Birch getting a free advertisement

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Indeed haha.

[@youngvol2376]

Got same car and colour combination. What polish would you have or used on the chrome strips? Thanks

[@Bugster987]

I thought my old daily workhorse motor was neglected but at least it hasn’t got moss sprouting out 😀

[@davidlawrenson9168]

Great video again as usual. A question I have is are the so called touchless snow foam products any good ? Xx

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Depends on what you expect them to do. Remove loose dirt and soften up more moderate dirt then yes. Completely clean the car without you having to touch it, then no.

[@davidlawrenson9168]

@@CarCleaningGuru thanks for the response. So basically they are a waste of time I guess.

[@sixtysecondsofstephens2386]

Lovely work as always.

[@craigtrigg4288]

great car cleaning video love your channel

[@krustykrab4470]

Bloody amazing video! Quick question, I will assume its a gopro in the corner recording some bits, do you leave it there for the duration of the wash or do use it for a short amount of footage? I want to use mine for similar reasons, but not sure how battery will hold up to a 3hr detail recording at 1080p 60fps Much respects to your cleaning hustle! ;)

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Just turn it on for 10 mins here and there to take a few snippets from. Batteries and memory cards not big enough to have running all day and often overheats if in the sun.

[@krustykrab4470]

@@CarCleaningGuru ah, that makes sense. I use the head strap accessory and its a hassle because of, like you said, overheating and changing the battery. *Sigh 😔 If only they can fix the battery location so its easier to pop in and out instead of the full on water proof mumbo jumbo. Thanks for the advice tho! 😉

[@jeffcollins1278]

Great video What would you use to clean the plastic chrome if you was gonna clean it as my vw touareg has the same marks As the Passat Regards jeff

[@paulnoakes7435]

Distilled white vinegar is the cheapest and easiest way

[@jeffcollins1278]

@@paulnoakes7435 cheers mate

[@DavidStillman78]

How much difference is there with adding Meguiars Wash Plus to the bucket rather than direct to the mitt?

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Definitely some, if the car is properly manky and ingrained I'd recommend applying it directly but will it'll still give a deeper wash than a normal shampoo when just used in the bucket.

[@zaink7037]

What a coincidence. I was actually looking at a B7 Passat to buy off my colleague to flip then see you post a video cleaning one 😂

[@shanebennett54]

Can’t beat a good old basic scrub up job….👍

[@michaelloftus3576]

Bailey's daily is looking much better after an afternoon with the Guru. Could you give us a hint as to what used car you might be buying? Another estate car, or hatch?

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Another boring Volvo likely but something in R-Design trim so it at least has a bit of presence.

[@michaelloftus3576]

@@CarCleaningGuru It'll be a beauty whatever is. Looking forward to the intro video. Cheers.

[@seandavies386]

Where can we find your lance and hose upgrade your using? I’m assuming it’s MTM and it has a really decent spray angle

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Carscope!

[@tinobaricic]

New by VW - Passat 2.0 TDI in Moss Green!

[@Jamcam99]

Fantastic job. If you where near to me I’d want my car cleaned by you.

[@sonk110]

When the "Secret Shame" is actually your "Main Car" :-D

[@davidlumb1882]

What's the best thing to use on the silver trim on VWs ....I've got a tiguan and it's gone abit dull and milky looking in bits ....cheers

[@davidlumb1882]

@Frogbasher thanks for the reply I will give it a go ...cheers 👍

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Just be careful with a metal polish as they’re often plastic and a metal polish can damage them. As stated above give them a go with a light/mild abrasive paintwork polish first.

[@davidlumb1882]

@@CarCleaningGuru it is plastic trim mate

[@duncangrainge]

Nicely done. Do you think the turtle wax products are good value for money? It seems so but I would welcome your thoughts. Cheers bud.

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Generally yes. The Hyperfoam wheel & tire is amazing but won't last very long, the graphene tyre dressing will go a long way as will the inside job, the slick'n'slide shampoo is super concentrated and haven't used the others enough yet to comment!

[@HypnotizinDetailz]

Yo yo yo, here goes Joe! Propa job my Man! 🤩👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@anthonywhite721]

I had one of them same colour as well as my first taxi down in London. Wicked car big inside horrible drives swat felt like a big fat person had seat in the seat before me 😂😂

[@prestonbeast]

pretty sure an iron remover/ fallout remover is not PH neutral. its acid.

[@sparko2012]

Did you manage to get rid of the hand mark?

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Yeh quick hand polish for sunscreen prints like that.

[@paultrueman9850]

Keep the neighbours curtains twitching. 👍

[@richardboardman-smith415]

them barrels need treble make the job so much easier

[@abdulmiah2014]

Pan, Ammo, learn from the don.

[@Hawks1980]

Could you do a video on how to clean/detail a brand new car, i.e. how to give it it's first ever was and prep.

[@CarCleaningGuru]

I've done a couple of these videos in the past, Red BMW M4 springs to mind...

[@kamranaziz9946]

I want to learn this work

[@djnegro_ct7783]

1st to say Thank you for the educational content.

[@mikebader3863]

Wow using crudzilla neat isn’t a cheap hobby! Do you not think it would have been potent enough diluted down? I use it at 3:1 on my car and it does the trick, although admittedly my car is never that dirty 😂

[@ikosimisimo3363]

I particularly enjoy videos of cleaning filthy daily drivers

[@andrewmurdoch2335]

Someone’s had a carscope upgrade!

[@brianjohnson8045]

how to clean the plastic chrome on a vw like this?

[@GapedCeiling]

I cant believe you are still using Wash+ on regular customer cars....that stuff is like a rare element now...they dont make it anymore...I would save it for only the most necessary circumstances. That stuff was my go to coating removal soap since its the only soap that actually strips coatings when used how the bottle says to....Super sad its been discontinued

[@samwoodfield8901]

Good god that looks amazing 👍

[@BasedBidoof]

some nice foam.

[@YA-ee9zf]

I know people who wash and dry cars with an old t-shirt and dish soap so yeah a plush MF isn't so bad lol

[@RogerBaileyOnCars]

the shame 😔

[@AsianDrag0n]

Great job as always! If possible would you be able to wash a car like my 2006 Ford Escape Hybrid? Think it’s called the Ford Maverick (old one not the new one lol) over in the UK.

[@willadams9001]

I’ve things growing out of my cracks and crevices that you can’t fix with a pressure washer

[@johnalexandermcbryde9788]

Always good to be careful where you spray your jelly bean juice

[@clownbaby420]

Yo, I squander my hard-earned every time I start blasting the fallout remover.

[@promalko7]

I can imagine how it looks inside...

[@scottlaaa]

Would Rather watch you clean a dirty old car than a relatively clean brand new car! My bmw could do with a clean if you’ve got the time?

[@LSD04]

If you’ve got the money

[@viperz888]

Two new porsches on the drive, but ditchfinders on his daily? 🤦‍♂️

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Makes driving it as exciting as the Porsches!

[@86karl]

How would you recommend vleanning under the seat rails on the front seats after ages of cleanning my cars I haven't found a way of doing this other than removing the seats witch is a nightmare many thanks

[@CarCleaningGuru]

You could try a long crevice tool.

[@andredewit6099]

Big thanks for all the commercials. Could not do whit out it.

[@hawkertyphoon4537]

Master, please de-rust that V40... no car deserves to be like that?

[@klasseact6663]

Bronze rims on Smurf blue🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Loonstadk]

my car bead water.. and I wish it would just sheet off instead, after a bit of rain i see my car covered in white dried rain marks.... annoying.

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Yeh sheeting not as trendy as beading but generally better for the car.

[@MrObiwan1]

Why dont you upload more ? You must earn a nice chunk from KZbin revenue :)

[@CarCleaningGuru]

I don’t have any help putting them together, they take a good week to do and I’m often set back by the weather.

[@JackKing12.]

Would love you to wash & detail my car 👍...

[@seethruhead7119]

You better not sell that Nismo.

[@CarCleaningGuru]

It just sits there getting shat on 🤷‍♂️

[@dariuszpienio1413]

Where are gloves , my Pro ???

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Lost in the post 🤷‍♂️

[@John..18]

Didn't even know, you'd got rid of the light blue machine, in favour of a mundane motor, !!!

[@soulshinobi]

Of all the times you didn't wear gloves, those disgusting wheels...

[@Twobarpsi]

Porsche is a VW...

[@kamranaziz9946]

Plz reply

[@MikesAutoDetailing]

1st from the 🇺🇸

[@blarkdexture8899]

First from 🇸🇪

[@JulleNick69]

Pay for youtube premium. Still get commercials 👎

[@CarCleaningGuru]

I’m not a charity, these videos take me a week to put together so have to pay one way or another. Unless you refuse to be compensated for your work your 👎 means very little.

[@1stfrompuertorico568]

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[@carter9960]

I love it when you release a new video! Grow your online following - P-R-O-M-O-S-M!!

[@arnage9345]

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