Watch these deleted scenes from CLERKS II including extended scenes of Jay's dance to "Goodbye Horses" and Lance Dowd's conversation with Randal and Dante.
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@daveinhell74769 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, pickle fucker!" "How'd you know we call him pickle fucker?" "You do?" Fucking priceless.
@TenDividedBySix7 жыл бұрын
PsychoticDave I know, that line was hilarious. They totally should have kept that in!
@kerhuel224807 жыл бұрын
PsychoticDa
@akviperkitty62 жыл бұрын
Dangit! They should've kept that in.
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it. 🤣😂🤣
@daveinhell74762 жыл бұрын
@@sstaners1234 Yeah, six years ago. Lmfao.
@patchouli34223 жыл бұрын
How Jeff Anderson can deliver those lines with a straight face is amazing.
@genetenz2 ай бұрын
Just telling a story
@Imperia1Wrath8 жыл бұрын
Randall always finds a way to display his intelligence in the most hilarious way possible, lmao
@Lampickaa7 жыл бұрын
hehe Whenever i will see Jason Lee with mustache then i will forever see Earl.
@Tmillea5 жыл бұрын
Light beard hes Brody
@mrmoviemanic15 жыл бұрын
Full beard he’s Banky
@comicbookprodigy9955 жыл бұрын
He was in the middle of filming Earl when he got the call for Clerks II. Drove a few hours to this set and memorized 18 pages of dialogue on the spot.
@fresherzzz92403 жыл бұрын
I was told it was Ben Affleck when I watched this. Lol
@mr.horsepower81253 жыл бұрын
@@fresherzzz9240 Ben Affleck and Jason Lee are both in this
@ClawBoss5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d hit 30 and relate to Randal Graves so much...
@DendyJungle5 жыл бұрын
I'm 24 and relate
@greengrassofhome4 жыл бұрын
I was 21 when this movie came out and, even back then, I knew that I would still relate to it in my 30s. As an outsider, a reject and a weirdo with a dark sense of humour, I always knew that this is what my personality is like and that it will never change. Granted, I am not working in fast food and I have a decent education but the silliness, humour and refusal to fully grow up are all there. I am basically a mish-mash of all the characters in this wonderful movie. I guess I keep coming back to it because I relate to it so much.
@garyhall78673 жыл бұрын
Randal is my patronus
@leatherface90223 жыл бұрын
I'm in my 30s and I can never relate to Randall Graves.
@leatherface90223 жыл бұрын
@@greengrassofhome my buddy at the gym always told me to never grow up.
@Nexis8 жыл бұрын
That car scene was fucking epic!
@calibmatlock5 жыл бұрын
Still feels weird that I can quote that scene verbatim even though its a deleted scene. It's so fucking good.
@Blckk892 жыл бұрын
"Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@alexharvey652211 жыл бұрын
i just realized, even though Jeff Anderson appears in almost ever View Askiew movie, this is the first time that he interacts with Jason Lee.
@electrickoathanger4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty ironic, seeing as Brodie Bruce from Mallrats (played by Jason Lee) is canonically Randal's cousin.
@Malekuss4 жыл бұрын
@@electrickoathanger FOR REAL?
@electrickoathanger4 жыл бұрын
@@Malekuss Yeah. It's lightly hinted at in the movies, but it's outright confirmed in the comics.
@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr6313 жыл бұрын
Um, from what I recall, Anderson is not in 'nearly every view askew movie'. He's in the 2 clerks movies.
@kennytheghostbuster95823 жыл бұрын
@@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631 he's also in Strikes Back
@canceresbunny8 жыл бұрын
So thats why he says the toilet thing when Dante tells him that Rosario got pregnant.
@Thunda19865 жыл бұрын
duh
@garyhall78673 жыл бұрын
They were talking about it in the theatrical version when he says, I don't know about you, but cumming centers me
@cleofaspingarron4 жыл бұрын
Randall's rant is not about Lance, is about Dante leaving him. I left a friend of mine in my hometown (in order to pursue a career) and he was just as sad and angry. I still feel kind of guilty about it
@gagglehagger3 жыл бұрын
That one hit me on a different level too. He did a great job acting it out. It felt very real. Probably added some emotion from a real experience he's had in life too
@Wetknees3 жыл бұрын
Do you guys still talk? Cutting and leaving is one thing but you have a life to. A friend should want what’s best for you.
@cleofaspingarron3 жыл бұрын
@@Wetknees we do talk.well more like text. He's still against
@ThalesAcm8 жыл бұрын
"what did we learn from jurassic park? nature finds a way" lol... I really liked randall's read of this
@yukionnaslayer18 жыл бұрын
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand
@ElizabethT457 жыл бұрын
If the money doesn't flow then you owe me owe me owe....My Jungle Love, oh-ee-oh-ee-oh
@KombatGod4 жыл бұрын
The "Sex Nuts and Retard Strong" bit should have stayed in, it's exactly the kind of stuff that belongs in a Clerks movie.
@EricGraham9410 ай бұрын
I like the added silence during the last scene after Randall laments that Dante is leaving for Florida. It makes Randall’s emotions feel more raw and authentic.
@Whatreally1232 жыл бұрын
Jeff Anderson is great. He should've done more movies.
@shable1436 Жыл бұрын
Who is he? The Mobies guy with the Canadian accent
@TragedysHalo5 жыл бұрын
Man lmao that back & forth in the last half was epic shit talking 😂 Exactly what friends are for!
@isaiahpero78377 жыл бұрын
Okay. Without "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background at 1:04, this scene is just creepy...creepy, but oh so fucking funny! 😂😂😂
@CornholioPuppetMaster3 жыл бұрын
That’s probably how they did it in silence of the lambs, added the music in later
@AdNauseamart10 жыл бұрын
HOW COULD THEY HAVE CUT THESE SCENES OUT
@philipcooper829710 жыл бұрын
The film would be too long?
@PhantomLAM10 жыл бұрын
WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT?! SADDLE BAGS!
@TheBlackSpiral10 жыл бұрын
Inept Adventure Gamer Ahhh, Ace Ventura
@robertjonsson6849 жыл бұрын
Jeff Nau The version i saw they were all in it.
@dmaskell928 жыл бұрын
+Robert Jonsson They have to edit certain scenes out to maintain a R rating. The rest could have been added into a unrated version, which I'm pretty sure it was. Somehow I've seen all these scenes as if they weren't cut on the version I watched.
@gpoop2310 жыл бұрын
The extended Lance conversation was brilliant! "The Go-Bots are like the K-Mart Transformers." Pure genius.
@paulyhart10 жыл бұрын
i'm the same age as kevin smith and we all used to say that.
@paulyhart10 жыл бұрын
ALDI transformers lol.
@Kamandi19716 жыл бұрын
yup thats a generation xr saying
@travismccutchan31445 жыл бұрын
That was in the original
@Tmillea5 жыл бұрын
It was 3 bites
@LG-kl3co6 жыл бұрын
Randall is brilliant, what a performance !
@DoctorCroe10 жыл бұрын
sick little donnie darko tangent universe hahahahaha
@diablo33391110 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck would they cut out "You do?" That made me laugh so damn hard
@racarb7 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The car seen at the end...I had tears!
@shaunarabitanga8015Ай бұрын
Randall is a legend and he is such a merc with his mouth. Whoever wrote this part is a genius his lines were abrassively hilarious.
@alienc9 жыл бұрын
wow that last scene and ending.. wow.. like that was so so deep....
@KeizerHedorah4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Anderson with Lee and Mewes, such big personalities all in one scene
@misiopysio93604 жыл бұрын
this is gold, but honestly good they cut them out, It made the movie more dynamic
@ChairmanMeow15 жыл бұрын
Rosario is GORGEOUS
@sleuthentertainment58725 жыл бұрын
I love the twisted conspiracies of Randal
@duncanmcknight46225 ай бұрын
10:32 to 10:55 . That's how I felt like me growing up in the 2000s. Missed hanging out with my friends at elementary school. Watch cartoon Network and played fresh games on the original Xbox and Xbox 360 games. Missed my times being a 2000s kid. It's what Minion said in his loading scene in Twisted Metal Black. We will return to our old world one day.
@dantegoat85686 жыл бұрын
"whoa thanks pickle fucker" and people say we don't need a clerks 3
@lanceseaman886 жыл бұрын
I like how he mentions Donnie Darko
@OgreDLink3 жыл бұрын
Randal going full circle in the car was great
@MurphyLawMedia11 жыл бұрын
Little did they know I have "Goodbye Horses" on my iTunes ^__^
@triippy...64768 жыл бұрын
Hey Earl!
@MeatMrDead8 жыл бұрын
Hey Crabman!
@Qwazin8 жыл бұрын
Hey Arnold! *du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu*
@triippy...64768 жыл бұрын
Andreas Nordvall Ehh wrong show but I'm sure you know that
@SICK478 жыл бұрын
aye crabman
@zlopez-steele33627 жыл бұрын
It's so hard not to see him as Earl. All because of his mustache.
@weskerrun94203 жыл бұрын
That car scene was amazing!!!
@explorinjenkins3493 жыл бұрын
Dante cant keep a straight face during the car ride.
@chrisholland20165 жыл бұрын
It would've killed my ass off if I rode in the car with 2 guys just like them. Two store clerks getting hilariously all damn personal would've killed off my laugh box everytime it's been repaired.
@josemonster840610 жыл бұрын
These arent deleted. I just watched the movie last night. All these scenes were in it
@connorhays733010 жыл бұрын
Maybe in the extended version, not the theatrical version. The theatrical version has these scenes, but shortened up a minute or two.
@dennydarkko5 жыл бұрын
These deleted scenes are actually just extended scenes. Most of them are in the movie, just not as long as they are in this video
@scopestv39753 жыл бұрын
For some reason they cut Jay's joke when it only took 2 seconds. Them asking him how he knows they call him Pickle Fucker and him responding "You do?" then running out with the food is a great joke...no idea why they cut it
@tuli0hwut784 жыл бұрын
Randal Graves is the most lovable asshole in movie history.
@godbluffvdgg10 жыл бұрын
Randal is epic!
@MoltenMouseMetal10 жыл бұрын
Oh god... I think my sides left for Mars when they said "Life finds a way." Gotta go try and learn how to breathe without laughing again...
@consolewarrior71455 жыл бұрын
32 and your flipping burgers before that I heard it was the quickstop!!!
@Acetopy210 жыл бұрын
Whn I watched Clerks 2 these scenes were in the movie. The seen with Jay doing the buffalo bill rip off had the music... So they obviously put them back in after it was released in theatres
@Michealsarver10 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@PSXMicha10 жыл бұрын
what kind of version do you watch? I own the german dvd and the US Bluray and those scenes are not IN the movie
@Michealsarver10 жыл бұрын
the 2 disc edition
@PSXMicha10 жыл бұрын
Micheal sarver I have it too, but the scenes are not included in the main movie
@Michealsarver10 жыл бұрын
they were for me
@ianrastoski33462 жыл бұрын
4:28 it's good that this line "Three bites." was cut, because it makes Randall's retort seem redundant.
@chrisi83738 жыл бұрын
i started the song on another tab and it lined up perfectly hahah yes!
@IamComSE6 жыл бұрын
"You do..."
@StorytellerMatt10 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jason Lee had a sore throat the day he shot his scene.
@TheSlenderBassist10 жыл бұрын
dude used to be a pack a day guy, he's since quit, I saw him once in Manhattan at a flower shop a pal of mine used to work at, and I managed to score a cig from him, nice guy, but he's a scientologist...to each their own surely
@TheSlenderBassist5 жыл бұрын
GazB85 good question, not really sure on that, I know Elisabeth Moss joined on her own accord
@cybersams10 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard watching this thanks for share
@manchesterisblue10234 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite movies
@evanwallace86832 жыл бұрын
I've seen the entire Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks franchise a hundred times I can definitely hear the music in my head with the dick tuck scene. I know I'm not the only one
@4everzard8 жыл бұрын
Did Earl get out of the hospital and think he was someone named "Lance" after getting hit by a car, because that is clearly Earl!
@Patapipe10 жыл бұрын
Without music the goodbye horses scene is so fucking akward !
@NiklasRychmann10 жыл бұрын
"donny darko" lmfao
@antalb665210 жыл бұрын
earl hickey at 3:30 omg
@Andy50k110 жыл бұрын
being force naked in the girls locker room doesn't even sound that bad, that could even be a free reward if your lucky.
@TheSlenderBassist10 жыл бұрын
amen brother
@michaelcaputo41879 жыл бұрын
i love the jurassic park reference hahahhaahahaha nature finds a way lol LMAO
@stevenwhittington63655 жыл бұрын
Randal and donte about donte impregnating his mom is comedy gold. And I think the original movie would be better with this scene.
@gustavo_oviedo7 жыл бұрын
this was gold. thank you.
@CarlWatkins11 жыл бұрын
So how many of you guys paused the video in order to quickly open up Goodbye Horses in another tab before watching the dance scene?
@iannamico8 жыл бұрын
not as classic as the original, but still pretty good.
@SphealornoSpheal110 жыл бұрын
I just put the track on in another tab, the two scenes work
@MrPaulkelly19 жыл бұрын
i know jason lee played earl in my name is earl but he looks just like him on this wish the mustache and hair ha
@THE1ANDONLYCUBIX9 жыл бұрын
Because he was filming My Name is Earl at the time
@tiograb7 жыл бұрын
Earl never wore a Lacoste Shirt though
@dennydarkko5 жыл бұрын
“Well well well, Pickle Fucker.”
@4Legacy5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this movie would feel exactly like a "clerks II." if it were in black and white. But, for as long after the original as this was, it worked incredibly well and is (for the most part) pretty faithful to the original script's style. The only thing I would change is replacing the 3-4 time filler music videos from the second half with this stuff
@hyperw0rp10 жыл бұрын
I understand the edits. A lot of scenes just ran on too long. The jizz on the bathroom seat joke makes a lot more sense now, though.
@niaboctruk1385 жыл бұрын
You never go ATM
@highpineapple3 жыл бұрын
"Pussy fart" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Seeeeeriously wish they included that. Hahaha
@icyivy24244 жыл бұрын
Fak depression 😍😄😍😍😍😍😍 The car scene is BRILLIANT
@giorgiogirardi46616 жыл бұрын
Pure gold!
@THE1ANDONLYCUBIX4 жыл бұрын
The car scene is the closest scene to the first.
@leatherface90223 жыл бұрын
Most likeliest of scenarios
@chrisnorman21857 жыл бұрын
watched tonight. ...Still a great Flick.
@Theforeveraloneguy7 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated movie! Also the guy who played Elias was fucking GOLD! Wonder why he never made it in hollywood.
@dekdekadekdek7 жыл бұрын
belthazormn1 FYI now he's a game developer. Look it up.
@allenbreaux9710 жыл бұрын
omg that ending
@nawilliams825 ай бұрын
The car dialogue should have stayed in. I remember seeing this movie in the theater and how hard people laughed during it. That scene would have killed.
@joemckim11833 жыл бұрын
I like to think that Earl Hickey is in the Clerks universe.
@eddiem282 жыл бұрын
If the multiverse theory is correct then Dante in fact impregnated his mother an infinite number of times by jizzing on the woman's room toilet seat. Late but spoiler alert.
@marcgordon9258 Жыл бұрын
If Randall ,,, Dante ,,, Jay & Silent Bob Don't Go Down In Cinema History As Some Of The Best Written & Acted Characters In History ⁉️ SomeThing's Definitely Wrong With This World ❗ Thanks Kevin Smith ... View Askew 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@shawnacollier3893 Жыл бұрын
Elias: "... Ewww..." 😂😂
@DudeImAwesome116 жыл бұрын
OPEN SECOND TAB "Goodby Horses - Q Lazzarus" ON KZbin ENJOY EXTENDED DANCE
@ShonenFreakTV5 жыл бұрын
look at you too funployees
@kyero872410 жыл бұрын
lol Oh look, Green Lantern... Nice job
@13ensir11 жыл бұрын
Guys, guys, in the scene where the two guys are talking in the car, THE BACKGROUND REPEATS HER HER HER
@Turtletoots35 жыл бұрын
Dante's thing for painting nails always weirded me out.
@Nope24792 жыл бұрын
Dante jerking off in the female bathroom at work is a little weirder.
@phantomblade91672 жыл бұрын
Clerks III confirmed
@Sebzett110 жыл бұрын
6:22 LOOOL :D "-Yaaoooo,some picklefucker gave us free!" :D
@Punkrockfan00110 жыл бұрын
Free Eats dumbass
@chrisd53128 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂great film!!!
@jaybrooks10984 жыл бұрын
Ms Dawson .. mmmm lol.. we want more of ya!
@BrokenSofa Жыл бұрын
Oh dude keep it tasteful 😂
@shootthekitty11 жыл бұрын
tuna salad! lmfao
@Chmmr3411 жыл бұрын
Randel's comment about Becky's pregnancy makes much more sense now.
@CaptBackwards10 жыл бұрын
00:47 Mewe is a man who knows what he likes....
@IRMacGuyver4 жыл бұрын
Well shit that last part was depressing.
@MattKittredge21122 жыл бұрын
Clerks 3 made it even MORE depressing
@Gorilla_Jones6 жыл бұрын
I love Madduckets.com!
@jamiethecoles11 жыл бұрын
So this was before Earl got hit by that car?
@travisaiken249310 жыл бұрын
As neat as t was to see Jason Lee make an appearance in Clerks2, I sorta wish it would have ben as Brodie, or Banky...ether way Kevin Smith still pulled together all he could from the previous movies, this is almost like a mash-up of all his movie's...or so I felt when I first saw it in the theaters.
@Stuart2676 жыл бұрын
This film was was amazing. Don't see why it was so hated when it came out
@JustKelso19934 жыл бұрын
@```` The original was immature as hell lmao
@zielony6004 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I've always watched with these scenes so maybe they aren't 100% cut ;)
@TheJUANSTER198911 жыл бұрын
jeff anderson aka randal says the weirdest shit wich is soo funny