Dogma - The Business Massacre

A scene from Dogma where Loki and Bartleby where they go to kill the business people at the formal corporation to justify their actions.

[@Rob-hb7wh]

I guarantee you every time someone sneezed around her she didn't forget to say "god bless you" for the rest of her life

[@SuperBigdude77]

😅

[@lynnharty3971]

I’ve never forgotten! Because of this scene 🎬

[@Itosalix]

I don't think we have authority to speak for God. Maybe he's tired or playing golf. got no time to bless everyone for every little sneeze. I'm an atheist though, so I don't care and just "good health".

[@neilkurzman4907]

@@Itosalix Not golf apparently God prefers skeeball

[@ggr1zz]

@@Itosalix did you know that “bless you” started from the belief that sneezing was your soul trying to escape your body and someone saying bless you caused it to go back in. No idea why we keep saying it based on the origin. Seems really strange to me. I say gesundheit sometimes but that’s about it.

[@alexkimball7601]

What a scene. You don’t need context at all. Even if you’ve never seen the movie, this scene stands on its own.

[@robert4039]

Never thought about that before but you’re right. Good point!

[@endersdragon34]

You might be a bit confused about how they know everything but yeah

[@yatsu2me]

No kidding, just watched John Oliver's Boening report, two planes crashed, hundreds of lives lost, and the company is barely a should shrug; at what level do you sell your own sense of humanity in the pursuit of wealth?

[@CaesarCapone]

​@@yatsu2meWas it the pursuit of wealth that caused the Boeing issue? Or was it the pursuit of something else? Edit: Not sure how this comment ended up here. Deleting shortly...

[@adamm4062]

I've never seen this film, actually,and I can confirm what you are saying. Definitely need to watch it now, looks awesome

[@msminmichigan]

The irony is that Mooby is clearly a stand in for Disney, which owned Miramax at the time this movie was made.

Except Miramax dropped this film due to its religious tones, leading Kevin Smith to take it to Lionsgate, which was an unknown indie studio at the time. Miramax still owns its copyright.

[@tombratcher6938]

The real irony is the implied sexual crime here given Miramax's association with one H. Weinstein

[@KuDastardly]

The fact that they used a golden cow as a cartoon mascot was an awesome reference, lol!

[@greenman8644]

Didn’t catch that before😂👍

[@DJ_Energy]

As the late great David Bowie said in Life On Mars 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' 🙂

[@eyeseer1]

You could say it's iconic satire.

[@philtomkinson7956]

Don't know why the ladies so upset. She's just recieved about 6 promotions in less than a minute 😂😂😂

[@dukegunthar]

@@ajsky1066 "Hi! I'm a douchebag. Everyone pay attention to me."

[@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405]

Ikr?! Lmao but first I would suggest she take a vacation 😂

[@chosenfallen2024]

Prolly cause she's a good person with good person reactions lol

[@zeokingsilver]

think its more then that I'd say she now the CEO

[@ThePhaxal]

@@ajsky1066 -You are so right.

[@cfinley81]

"Do any of you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And here inlies the problem. None of you have anything to fear. You sit in your seats of inscrutable power, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other...but not from God." The way Matt Damon delivers that is POWERFUL.

[@choosetolivefree]

Fear isn't what makes a human being decent. I am a decent human being. I do not fear any deity or god. I would never worship a god that WANTED to be worshipped. How petty and egotistical. No thanks. Point is - it doesn't take a god to make a human being decent.

[@ryanparker4996]

@@choosetolivefree you fear committing evil. Thats enough.

[@choosetolivefree]

@@ryanparker4996 It isn't about fear. It's about empathy. I don't want any others to suffer. That's why I don't commit evil. Not because of a deity or fear of going to hell. Because I have empathy. That's why.

[@ryanparker4996]

@@choosetolivefree whatever you say kiddo

[@choosetolivefree]

@@ryanparker4996 You're damn right whatever I say, chumpo

[@7Be]

This, in my opinion, is the best scene Kevin ever wrote. Just brilliant.

[@CarlosMendez-lv8hl]

It’s a great scene. I think the parking lot scene is also brilliant. It’s makes you feel sorry for Bartleby.

[@SpecialProjectY]

Oh how down he has fallen...

[@hater105]

@@SpecialProjectY Indeed, considering these are the kind of people he works for.

[@beetlepoundcarrot6412]

Are you sure its not this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3PWk6pnpqiDfac ? 🤣🤣

[@Johncornwell103]

I say the deleted bar scene is his best

[@chosenfallen2024]

"DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!" That shit had me dying laughing

[@the22dude94]

FAKES, ALL OF YOU, FAKES!!!

[@shadowknight1121]

OH YOU, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!

[@cfinley81]

AND HERE'S ONE TO GROW ON!!! *gunshot*

[@raulsandoval2523]

I do believe in this what does that mean

[@jimmysmith5418]

@@cfinley81 gum?

[@MrHousecup]

Ironically, Harvey Weinstein could use a visit from these two.

[@assholio]

What's ironic about that?

[@What-go8ng]

@@assholio he means unironically, but that'd also be a stupid use of the non-word

[@patrickoliver9133]

Half of Hollywood more like which is ironic as it's a Hollywood film

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Ass Hole Harvey Weinstein produced the film, that’s why

[@Backyardmech1]

Instead he was visited by a Clinton paid assassin.

[@jamesdick2580]

CEO: "you forgot Mooby Magazine." Bartleby: "dammit!" LMAO

[@cfinley81]

Loki passing him whispering, "I can't believe you forgot the magazine!" 😂😂😂😂

[@MrJessiesammakia]

And the resterant

[@Gravedigger933]

Yeah, instead of getting upset he could have played into it. Would have been better.

[@zestymagic1679]

The End always gets me “you didn’t say god bless you when I sneez…” “Loki!”

[@CC-hw4cc]

👉"Your getting off light" 😆😆

[@cohenb18]

@@CC-hw4ccLoki!

[@benjamincox4211]

The fact that Harvey Weinstein produced this is so goddamn funny

[@212013114]

Benjamin Cox Gotta love the irony in that.

[@MineCraftDadnSon]

They toss hints in almost every movie made. It's sickening

[@cjcanton9121]

@@fZ2jKy6 I mean it's horrible but it is still funny, dark humor is a thing.

[@TheZachjsr]

@@fZ2jKy6 😂😂

[@GastonsExpectorate]

@@fZ2jKy6 Had to look this up because that's a serious allegation to make regarding Ms. Hayek. From all the stories I read, Salma states that he made repeated sexual advances and overtures to her during the making of Frida, which she refused each time. Nothing I found regarding their interactions during the filming of Dogma. So there was no sexual contact between the two, at any time, ever. Now I'm certainly not defending that complete creep, but please make sure you're stating facts when making an accusation. Perhaps you're thinking of another accuser?

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Best Kevin Smith film for damn sure. Ben and Matt were totally hemming it up here and it was so awesome.

[@hoilst265]

Their bickering is great...probably because it's genuine. Lots of practice.

[@genxlibertarian9656]

This scene single handedly convinced me to say bless you every time.

[@JimmySmith2441]

2:40 WOULD YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!?! FUCK!!😂😂😂

[@Gaming_Nerd1993]

"But I do believe in this" truly priceless Matt Damon at his best.

[@Creedon99]

"what does that even mean" lol

[@cvn6555]

"How about these donuts?"

[@megamarsonic]

That woman is going to need therapy. Many, many years of therapy.

[@neotheone7923]

and i bet she says bless you to everyone who sneezes now

[@SantaBarbaraSongbird]

Indeed, she is an Innocent

[@JoseJoseC626]

They say after this she got put in charge of star wars films.

[@treyowen9213]

Jose Cortinas what?

[@reallyWyrd]

About that: in all semi-seriousness, it was inappropriate for Loki to pull a gun on her, but she was *working for* a company that did all these things. She probably didn't know every dirty detail, but when you work for people that sleazy for several years, you begin to pick up on some of it. Still she stayed. But then again: she may have had very little choice in the matter. So it's #complicated.

[@haldosprime3896]

4:12 I always loved the implication that there was no research involved for this moment. They can read a persons sins just by looking at them and when Bartleby didn’t immediately see a sin to talk about he had to do a double take to make sure and was even surprised by it.

[@shade1121-ce8dc]

They are watchers after all.

[@jerryguzman76]

“Don’t run! DON’T RUN!”🤣

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

“PIGS! PIGS, ALL OF YOU ARE PIGS!!!”

[@allhandsondik7803]

"'I do believe in this'... what does that even mean?"

[@Rendell001]

@@allhandsondik7803he believes in just retribution- delivered in this case via a Desert Eagle.50.

[@ToddDCLT4]

Haha after all this time I never realized he was waiting on them to say “God bless you.” At 2:10

[@stagglee1227]

Oh shit! You're right! Hahahahahaha!!!

[@VixxKong2]

Rewatching that scene makes it hilarious. At first I thought he paused in order to remember his train of thoughts, but the real reason truly shows how childish Loki is.

[@4D4plus4is4D8]

Great observation!

[@VixxKong2]

@turkeysub3000 Since have the script, can you please tell me what Loki is calling the businessmen while shooting the place up?

[@layyouin6860]

Yep, literally just realized that myself.

[@heavencanwaite]

"Can't believe you forgot the magazine "

[@redrackham6812]

Sorry if I'm pointing out the obvious, but I love how Bartleby first recites the sins for which they were to be punished, and the Loki executes the punishment, since in an earlier scene the movie had established that that was what their roles had been in ancient times as well when they were inflicting divine retribution on Egypt and before that on Sodom.

[@BishopStars]

In the movie business, we call that "continuity."

[@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883]

Sodom was named after Sodomy. Gommorah was named after a much weirder move

[@serioussilliness2064]

I thought it the other way around those cities were named

[@spencergsmith]

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883sodomy was named after the city of Sodom

[@DJones-uk3hg]

That was actually the reason they did it, they planned to resume the jobs they quit and then go through the arches to be forgiven for quitting and the murders they committed and be readmitted into heaven, then Jay had to get horny and tried to get laid completely fucking up their plan (yes Jay's ridiculous scenario to have sex with that chick actually saved existence)

[@TheRealBirdmann]

Matt Damon was absolutely in the ZONE!!

[@Stuart267]

This fucking scene is so intense. Masterfully written & acted. Not often I give Affleck credit for anything but this was an awesome film

[@Dwill187]

He was the Bomb in Phantoms though

[@Alex_Off-Beat]

Gone Girl and The Town were both excellent as well!

[@Stuart267]

@@Alex_Off-Beat I refuse to watch Gone Girl for the fact Rosamund Pike is a TERRIBLE actress

[@murdasippislim]

@@Dwill187 word bitch phantoms is the bomb 💣

[@TonyG8992]

He was a great Batman, pure brute force in BvS

[@jgfunk]

They looked relieved when he left the boardroom and really looked like they were just going to go back to work like nothing happened.

[@vh8542]

I remember watching this movie for the first time years ago and being like "Yep that's what would happen." Human behavior is disgusting.

[@Adamguy2003]

Especially after clearly hearing revealed the actions that were illegal and punishable with serious prison time (i.e. The sins of Mr. Newman, Mr. Barker, and Mr. Holtzmann). Some people's capacity for evil (Both in what they do, and in what they turn a blind eye to) is sickening.

[@solitarymaninblack]

Matt played Loki in a theatre scene in Thor Ragnarok.

[@sidework1]

Deepest lore

[@sprocket-YT]

Maybe Matt’s the real Loki 🤔🤣

[@BigMac8000]

Y'know, I saw that cameo and knew it had some kind of relevance... I just never thought they'd do a dogma reference. God that movie was great.

[@240devil1]

@@BigMac8000 Well it makes sense since I feel like this company they are at is supposed to represent Disney.

[@mejsmith1]

@@240devil1 So that's two Marvel films with a Kevin Smith related reference.

[@shanstergoodheart5177]

This is Kevin Smith's best film

[@deadprecedents1]

Shanster Goodheart ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

[@wiinterflowers4277]

Shanster Goodheart This, Mallrats and Clerks 2.

[@thecrabbpottx2179]

Damn straight

[@yvesheinrich5013]

@@deadprecedents1 Arguably yes, but you have Clerks and Chasing Amy in the lineup. Everything else is good but not in the same quality.

[@tonybriggs280]

Um....no Clerks is still the standard. Chasing Amy is better too.

[@dcap79]

If he hadn't killed them, that would have been an awkward ass meeting. LoL

[@TheLordSheogorath]

Killed to spare them the awkward silence lol what a bro

[@scottmatheson3346]

3:45 In fairness, the rug really tied the room together.

[@TimedRevolver]

And so did his blood.

[@macman975]

Dude! You're right 😉🤣

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Well that's just like ur opinion, man.

[@macman975]

Loki's pals did not die face down in the mud so these 'people' can worship a false idol

[@Str8edgejon]

@@TimedRevolver And the piss stain that was later found as well.

[@lowertoaster9718]

This scene taught me how the corporate world works

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

I've never understood why people found this movie so offensive. I'm Catholic and this is one of my favorite movies!

[@gustavoalmanza2673]

AleqsH Honestly!

[@stefanellasizzarettia8417]

SAME

[@JoybuzzerX]

I'm still confused as to why disowning the son is worthy of being killed. Doesn't matter the reason he disowned him, it's not even close to death worthy.

[@Cainite]

Back when it was offensive to say something against the chruch

[@astrophonix]

This scene shows why the fake morality of christianity doesn't work at all in practice. That guy was supposed to have abandoned his son 'cos he was gay, but christians hate gays and the bible calls gays an abomination, so this christian god would have rewarded the guy for abandoning his son.

[@jamesvanleir9562]

I've probably seen this movie dozens of times, and I'm only now realizing that Bartleby forgets to mention Mooby Magazine in his opening, and then during the purge he's reading an issue in the lounge.

[@Dane_Youssef]

Those are all awards that Kevin Smith and his people won over the years used as props that are adorned on the wall in this scene.

[@Mojo_3.14]

Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, all the hundreds of DVD's in the movie night scene where from their personal collection. Unfortunately they found out later someone had stolen some from the movie set. Shame. Shame.

[@yomanolovega16]

"You didn't say God Bless You when i Sneezed" LOL.

[@Enzorgullochapin]

but... the sneeze was FAKE a/f (same as god)

[@feralbigdog]

what is that smell? oh yeah, the next posterchild for DEPENDS!

[@feralbigdog]

I respectfully disagree about the God comment

[@choosetolivefree]

@@feralbigdog You're free to disagree. You're still wrong though

[@feralbigdog]

@@choosetolivefree nope, im right. you dont want to believe, up to you, you will find out when you stand before him, lucky for you, he is merciful, and you have time, he is real, ive have experienced his miracles, and prophecies in the bible have come to pass, im not going to sit here and debate you about it, you can accept or reject it, its not on me to convince you, ive planted the seed and that is all im suppose to do, its up to you to be fertile ground or not, have a nice day. this will be the end of the conversation.

[@deejay554]

As a child i thought they were bad guys because of this scene. Now, as an adult, I understand they were heroes.

[@thenablade858]

Bartelby goes full crazy at the end but if you spend millennia exiled from home surrounded by endless hostility AND you have to endure Wisconsin? You will also go mad.

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

The specific term in this situation is 'anti-hero' but in this movie they were villains. They tried to end the world.

[@Daftanemone]

So you got dumber as an adult

[@Arcturus572]

Even as a much younger person, when he made the comment about having sex with AN. ELEVEN.YEAR. OLD. BOY! I got sick to my stomach the first time... That statement alone completely made my beliefs in that the CEO and others of any company wanted to do good as well as what was best for the company died a painful death... Not to mention making me completely giddy while listening to their "justice"...

[@moxbroker]

The villain is God. She created everything and knew everything that would happen. And then punished her creations for doing what she created them to do. Horrific figure.

[@Warcodered01]

I think it's kind of funny that he thinks them believing in the Voodoo doll is ridiculous when for like 5 minutes they've been displaying a supernatural knowledge of their misdeeds I mean why wouldn't they believe it might work at that point.

[@allaware1971]

Kinda the point. Even the "you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed" was like a joke, he wasn't going to shoot her but scared her straight.

[@Jarock316]

​@All Aware You missed the 'You're getting off light' line after Loki got interrupted, he really was going to kill her.

[@darquebeauty4802]

Everyone talking about the sneezing, but is no one curious about The CEO and what he did to his son to be such a "sick f*ck". Like OMG??

[@reallyWyrd]

Probably something involving sexual assault. It's usually that.

[@miaouew]

Figure it out.

[@cfinley81]

Not hard to figure out.

[@CaptainViral84]

@@miaouew Probably something involving with his father renting him out to the sextraficing and the black market for millions of dollars then giving all of the money towards his wife for a boob job and spoliing his abusive sisters that torture him since he was little what is left of the money went to a new entertainment center for his office.

[@comradefreedom8275]

The implication is pretty clear.

[@Wolfsbane909]

"well since if you are NOT going to get laid anyways, let's do the next best thing.." -angel of death

[@TimoRutanen]

Kill people! No, not you

[@lucianfrostbane]

if i had a dick id go get laid. lets do the next best thing/ what's that?/ lets kill people.

[@VixxKong2]

Not the exact quote, but close enough

[@andrenewcomb3708]

"My boy is wicked smart and I got her number."

[@CalebFKottke]

This is one of my favorite scenes ever--it so blatantly exposes (and executes) the corporate lineup for literally ANY business. They exploit their workers and think they can do the same in their personal lives. Says a lot about corporations, about shitty people, about Hollywood itself. It's so self-aware, it's beautiful.

[@shmabadu]

Fun Fact: this was supposed to be an overly done, John Woo-esque action scene with Matt Damon gunning down the board, this is the reason they’re all burly looking stunt men. At the last minute, Kevin Smith was doubtful that he’d be able to pull it off, so he scrapped it.

[@KevinMuller5]

This is much better

[@raygamma36]

"Ok, but yer gettin' off light." 😂😂😂😂

[@tonyacasdrummer]

After seeing this movie when someone sneezes I always say “God Bless you”.

[@vegancoastie9630]

“An Eleven....year....old....boy!”

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Not only did she learn she’s in the clear and bound for Heaven, but she just became CEO, President, Vice President, AND majority shareholder of one of the biggest entertainment companies in the world. All in all, a pretty good day.

[@endersdragon34]

Though if she kept on running it she would be guilty of idolatry... So.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@endersdragon34 So she sells the company, retires, and uses a large chunk of her newfound wealth for charities and other good causes, all while still living comfortably.

[@jacobmetz3267]

True. But, I'm betting/hopping that she sold all of her interests and shares to open and run a homeless shelter, where, although she was never rich, she was loved by many and died very happy many years later. 🙏🌟⛪️✝️

[@kyuven]

@@jacobmetz3267 It'd actually be in her best interest to divest of the shares as well. The company's toast, as investors won't have any confidence in a company that was quite literally decapitated by a dude with a gun who only left one person alive. Bonus points: Because of Bartleby she now knows a whole bunch of people who were personally screwed over by the other members of the board (one mother, two sons, an 11 year old boy in SEA, and a whole bunch of people who bought unsafe versions of their products) and can donate whatever she inherits from them to those people. And then join a convent in the middle of nowhere and live in constant fear of Loki returning to cap her.

[@gottfriedosterbach3907]

Businesses are not a hereditary monarchy. The board if there is any would elect new positions and if there isn't a new board to do that would be established. She doesn't get the position by default and being a pure soul I doubt she has the rep or traits to walk into the job.

[@Thomas-gs3gv]

Anyone else realize the cow statue alludes to the story of Moses. He leads the Israelites out of Egypt looking for the holy land. On the way he stops to climb a mountain to speak to god and is away for something like 30 days. By the time he returns they had begun to worship a golden bull as a false idol, and Moses breaks the tablets with the 10 commandments on them out of anger

[@Thomas-gs3gv]

Vance Humphrey yes yes I am much much smarter than you and everyone you know

[@Alcohen2006]

It's 40 days, Tom. It's right there in the book.

[@grumerguy]

"But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!" That made me laugh! I used to have this movie in my collection but alas, I had to sell it to make a move back in 2009. My collection that is. Not just this one movie. I mean how could you move just by selling one movie. That'd be silly!

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Could say "Alan Rickman was in it!"

[@JimmySmith2441]

....................."But. They didn't say God bless you when you sold them!!!

[@aaronwillingham5003]

"All lines, are currently down..." CLASSIC lmao!

[@arnoldrivas4590]

And that helped him land Jason Bourne for The Bourne Trilogy.

[@konnii1]

I can not believe he forgot the damn magazine

[@thefiyahrises225]

Smiths dialogue is so damn good especially spoken by Affleck and Damon.

[@stefantomasi4036]

1:03 Ben affleck has excellent presentation skills

[@noneya3635]

“Don’t run! Finks!” “And one to grow on!” Best lines Matt Damon ever spoke.

[@criticwatcher]

Could you imagine those two characters calling out all politicians in history? Lol

[@Spock0987]

When Miramax was out abusing without limits....

[@GeneralBulldog54]

The Learner I believe this was released by Lionsgate w/ video distribution by Sony Pictures but the rights being held up in limbo by the Weinstein’s (hence why there’s no streaming service available).

[@Scavenger82]

A good example of why you always, ALWAYS, say God Bless You. You just never know if there's going to be a massacre.

[@hellshade2]

best part of the clip is when loki says "But you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed...!" pure LOL there!

[@Independent365]

The "Mr. Barker!" part ALWAYS makes me die laughing LOL!

[@doc_shady]

Its too bad Harvey Weinstien owns the rights to this movie. Thats why you won't see it on any streaming service or a re-release bluray.

[@jimmy2k4o]

docshady777 he could lose the rights....

[@wardripj88]

In a perfect world which will never have they would release all Kevin Smith films in 4k.

[@nirv]

Who cares about streaming crapola? You DOWNLOAD it. You don't stream it. That way, nobody can press a button and take it away from you. Yeah! Man, I do not get this generation at all. They don't want to even own anything.

[@doc_shady]

@@nirv The thing is, I get your generation. Your about 20 years in the past. Who the fuck downloads anything this day in age? If your too cheap to sub to a streaming service, thats on you.

[@nirv]

@Lebowski 2020 I've been a pirate some 1995 starting with Doom grabbed from a BBS. Problem? We can talk about it on discord. Painbow#9553 add me now.

[@Wolfsbane909]

"Mr. Newman...while she was passed out.."

[@jeremydickman8042]

In the U.S legal system Mr. Newman would be the criminal. The guy he paid and the girl are both victims.

[@hoarder1919]

Jeremy Dickman the guy he paid is s criminal too.

[@sm8821]

One of the most ridiculously funny movies ever made. From the disclaimer to the credits, some of the funniest stuff you'll ever see.

[@forealz3255]

"You're so lucky" lmfaoooo how have I never noticed that line?

[@laurenp9723]

Strangely I was reminded of this scene and had to come back to watch after trumps gold statue was presented at CPAC.... can you imagine if all of their sins were revealed!!!

[@deanasaurs]

Omg right?!

[@NC2871926]

You clearly suffer from TDS. You radical left-wing BETA

[@vh8542]

@@NC2871926 Hahahaha you are so triggered

[@colincec]

It would take AT LEAST a while day to list them all.

[@Derekivery]

Does anyone notice the irony of this scene (in a post 2008 world). Mooby corporation is a stand in for Disney, and the members of the Disney corporation are killed by a character named Loki... a character named Loki is today owned by the Disney corporation.

[@TV-jv6rr]

Predictive programming perhaps?

[@HoratioFitzbastard]

​@@TV-jv6rr exactly

[@Piscesgirl1227]

*holds someone at gunpoint* you didn't say God bless you when i sneezed!

[@daynechastant]

"Because it's a pointless superstition when people believed that they expelled their soul from their body when they sneezed and it was said to keep demons out? Like, HUNDREDS of years ago?"

[@jaredruff9823]

@Gottenburg You're getting off light!

[@wiinterflowers4277]

Taylor Ann I cracked up at that scene.

[@IterImpiusnp]

“But you didn’t say God bless you when I sneezed” 🤣

[@deanmorton6537]

Loki?! LOKI!!! (I swear I sound like Thor checking on loki)

[@Jarock316]

"You're getting off luck!"

[@percillasalas874]

Is this supposed to be a portrayal of executives at Disney and the cow character supposed to be Mickey?

[@McGyver777ATGMAIL]

Percilla Salas nah, it is an alagorey about greed (love of money) where in the corporate class does all manner of evil hidden by red tape and plausible deniability affording them the freedom to do all manner of actual harm expecting no day of reconning. As an agnostic, I almost want pure unadulterated evil to exist so there is a day of reconning for true assholes...ya know, like the creators of the ice capades.

[@schmassbinder]

Among others.

[@MrDruism]

They say the character was created by a kindergarten teacher, that’s the origin of Barney the dinosaur. I think it’s a mishmash of popular characters.

[@DrLeroyGreen]

Ya think?!

[@spiff3872]

The Golden calf is an old Bible reference. It has nothing to do with any other franchise.

[@adamcrookedsmile]

and that's how the cute brunette got promoted to chairman of the board.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

No flashy cgi, nothing. Pure creative writing.

[@sdc3536]

Just realized the church in the window and being right behind the Mooby statue

[@danielponder690]

Anyone notice something interesting about this scene? Right next to the board meeting is possibly the St Thomas Church? (or some large gothic Episcopal or Catholic church), love the subtle juxtaposition of the sinful directly next to a house of God

[@colbstinator]

The word "massacre" doesn't fit for the title of this scene, it means the needless killing of a mass amount of people, I feel like there was a lot of reason here for this killing lol

[@MemekingJag]

Have there been any mass killings that don't count as massacres, unless they have been judged by a court? None come to mind. A massacre is a massacre rather than just a mass execution when there is no proper right to a fair trial, which these two didn't give them. Yeah, i understand, angels and they know their guilt etc, but the point still stands, it's your peers, not the divine that dole out punishment

[@bilalc4415]

LOL damn he was about to blast her for not saying "God bless you!"

[@cfinley81]

You're gettin' off LIGHT!!!

[@michaelbruvolt4221]

So this is what a Disney board meeting looks like

[@joshuamoore4537]

“But I do believe in this.” *Fires Gun*

[@dranzerga]

seriouslt tho its been 20 years and im dying to know what the fuck did he whisper to the chairman?!!!!!

[@loveinspired7]

@buffyanne20 That was my speculation also... I couldn't think of anything worse than that.

[@allaware1971]

Probably ran a child sex ring and threw his own son in there or something.

[@HalfCracker4life]

He did say, "...your his father." So it may have been something along the lines of incest? 🤢🤮

[@NotShowingOff]

Interrupting ppl by slicing onions is the ultimate boss move. 👍🏼

[@williamstraehl9105]

strangely relative to today...

[@VixxKong2]

It's been like that since the beginning of times

[@Krowsnose]

The writing in this movie was so smart.

[@canam2436]

Human Resources is going to be flooded with calls

[@Nobody0Important1]

your getting off LIGHT

[@knndyskful]

Nobody0Important1 You’re*

[@ChairmanMeow1]

you're*

[@rocksparadox]

Nobody0Important1 *GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR MONGOLOID ENTERTAINMENT CALLED PEWDIECUNT* You ARE getting off 'light'.

[@manstonhisk667]

@@rocksparadox wow you have a problem.

[@jaredruff9823]

LOKI!

[@satyrosphilbrucato9140]

I wish they'd show up and start taking rough justice to corporate boardrooms across America.

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

Walmart First

[@DanielBrown-sn9op]

WE can do that, but instead, we want to be like them.

[@GAMER3Productions]

6:17 Jesus Christ, It’s Jason Bourne!!!

[@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co]

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ

[@michaeljones1972]

" You're getting off light."

[@jaredruff9823]

LOKI!

[@dawnwelch6579]

Jared Ruff “I KNOW, I’m COMING...”

[@jaredruff9823]

@@dawnwelch6579 You're so lucky!

[@joannamitchell2396]

Voodoo absolutely is a religion with multiple deities and not “just a collection of superstitions.” A whole lot of voodoo practitioners would be pretty pissed off to hear someone say such a thing about their spirituality. Other than that nonsense, this is an amazing scene. It uses these two unhinged characters to perfectly personify the problem with organized religion by having Loki state that decency comes from fear; it doesn’t. Decency comes from empathy and love, but mainstream religions often choose to capitalize on people’s fear, instead of validating and encouraging their empathy. Great script.

[@chillkidalso5371]

Literally who cares

[@joannamitchell2396]

You sound like an imbecile.

[@melanieswor5900]

And one to grow on. Such a great scene.

[@ComicBookGuy420]

"Don't run, don't run!"😂

[@metalgrinch]

"But i do believe in this... what does that even mean?" 😂🤣

[@cfinley81]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

[@marcusgomez5056]

Divine judgement and wrath

[@Jarock316]

Loki was an Angel of Justice and thus, was the one to deliver divine punishment.

[@tommyb8374]

Such an awesome scene! Great screenwriting!

[@MemestiffGaming]

The next day, Ms. Price was promoted to Chairman

[@thecustomizer2008]

I just realized their false idol "Mooby" is a reference to the golden calf fron the bible. Im stupid

[@chadsnowball1211]

I’ve always loved this movie... BONNNNNNNNGGG

.......AND ONE TO GROW ON!!!!!

[@alexe407]

I miss the late 90s, the jacket with the hoodie was the coolest look…..

[@ericsatterwhite1436]

Matt Damon used to be such a badass

[@joshpickles9022]

Jason Bourne!?

[@XxOmegaslayerxX]

You mean mark Wahlberg? Lol

[@nicksmith6629]

@NOT YOU really? I actually think he is a pretty good guy. Especially for a celeb

[@Felamine]

​@NOT YOU You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@martyb6520]

Say that again and there will be no measure to hard and how fast I will bring that fight to your doorstep!

[@kevinmoore4887]

The set up man and the closer.

[@SheyD78]

Dogma really is a classic movie, so many good scenes, dark funny humour, and even a touch or two of actual morality. Kevin Smith's finest work to my mind, and a great Damon & Affleck scene.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I really wish Kevin Smith kept making movies like this.

[@SayAhh]

And then go protest his own movie at the local premiere.

[@elorko28]

I can't believe you forgot the magazine

[@superdewott3209]

I remember being very disturbed first time I saw this. Went from being casual comedy to slaughtering everyone

[@ErwinPommel]

Not everyone.

[@thenablade858]

@@ErwinPommelHe was going to tho. Loki and especially Bartleby become increasingly more violent throughout the film because they’re angered at God and humanity. Innocent girl barely escaped.

[@ErwinPommel]

@@thenablade858 You're right. She really should have said 'god bless you' when he sneezed.

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

I'm happy that I found this scene after many years. I vaguely remembered a shootout scene in a boardroom and this is it! I've been on a Kevin Smith kick and wanting to check his films out. So it was funny to run into it here. Dogma I don't remember much of as that was such a long time ago; I was about 9 or 10. I'm gonna have to give the film a watch.

[@marianotorrespico2975]

This is the best performance by Ben Affleck, when he was an actor. The stort is excellent and should be realised. Thanks for the posting.