People Who Worked At NASA Tell Stories Of The Missions They Worked On

[@havesomecarrots]

It's disgusting that movies like "Gravity" and "Being John Malkovich" can get away with lying about the professions of real, brave people like these. #FightStereotypes

[@Guy-mr8tl]

"Keep Austin weird." - plump juicy ape, 2017

[@austinm.9832]

*1948

[@jefferey_92]

@@austinm.9832 I was about to say that

[@No-xw7mo]

@@austinm.9832 Keep being weird.

[@lfstephens2807]

I agree. I still remember back in 60' seeing the explosions from my driveway while sitting in my Ford F100. One of the ape's teeth rocketed down and landed exactly on my forehead, opening my third eye for the first time in my life. Keep Austin Weird!

[@PuddleofGravy]

Lf Stephens It’s weird hearing about other people’s F100’s I have the only one in my town that runs lol

[@RINGMASTER75]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterdunn4352]

i remember as a kid we would always stick our tongues out to try and catch some monkey guts

[@McDuffin]

I did not care for this. Until the lady began miming space fishing, that is. The technique was perfect. You could tell she'd done that a thousand times. The minds at NASA deserve to be worshipped. Who else would have thought to use goat meat as bait? Certainly not the soviets. Why else do you think their space program was so lackluster?

[@MrEquusQuagga]

Yeah well you’re fake so 💅🏽

[@RygorMortis]

1:38 - 2:16 This man deserves all the Academy Award nominations for his superb acting. The way he delivered each line was flawless.

[@SynoPTL]

He actually has a channel: youtube.com/@ActorBillRussell

[@Flargenyargen]

Those brave men and women. Pioneers, all of them. It's inspiring.

[@couchmaster3773]

The idea that NASA would get paid $50 for discovering alien life is actually pretty accurate to their current funding situation.

[@oberonpanopticon]

Why would they be paid for discovering alien life? The source of income would be selling them to dog food factories, as seen in this documentary…

[@couchmaster3773]

@@oberonpanopticon Well yeah of course, but they have to discover them first before they can be sold to dog food factories.

[@oberonpanopticon]

@@couchmaster3773 It may be nitpicking, but they are definitely _not_ gonna get paid $50 for _discovering_ alien life.

[@InvisibleHotdog]

You're telling me that I ate dog food made of alien?

[@alexbohatch3503]

It took me a second to realize that the dog food I eat is made of aliens. Big food has been covering this secret for far to long. I say we blow the lid on their whole damn operation.

[@Pancakes4dindin]

Hol up

[@TJStellmach]

And the dogs that I've been eating ate aliens?!

[@deelugo2905]

Never change, ClickHole, never change.

[@adityamenon344]

I thought I was on big think and could not believe what I was hearing.

[@justadude5868]

DO NOT UPVOTE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE I JUST GAVE IT #69

[@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL]

@@justadude5868 they didn't listen to your please justadude..they just kept upvoting with wreckless disregard

[@thedumbdog1964]

Hahahaha the look of bewilderment i imaging on your face

[@fecxorfecxor768]

@@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL Chill out, dude. We’re just trying to get it up to 420 👍

[@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL]

@@fecxorfecxor768 NO

[@opendebate7414]

0:36 to 0:56 just had me bursting in laughter at night waking up my wife LOL

[@utlaker]

Can't believe I've never heard of this before, amazing!

[@BatmanBurns1008]

Keep Austin weird

[@littleferrhis]

A brave soul

[@jeffireymurdock2073]

true bravery

[@ShilohJanowick]

how did they ever get by without the help of Trigonometry Baby??

[@williamsmith6921]

They did it before the trigonometry baby was thrown into the ocean, sadly the whole organization has been falling apart since that man discovered god by the miracle of barn laundry

[@MrCelroy]

@@williamsmith6921 Take that Dr Robotnik!

[@Jason97]

Do you think aliens would come down and demand we give them all of our blue jeans?

[@alexbohatch3503]

I fear for that day. May it never come. But I. The event I’m buying an anti-alien safe.

[@gyron59]

This channel is absolutely fantastic why does it not have more subscribers

[@muiscnight]

Jesus I lost it at the throw goat me on fishing line bit wow

[@FREQQLES]

And Them's The Facts!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

"Most of the time, I could fend astronauts away from the airlock by scaring them with squirts of vinegar."

[@NoiseMarines]

The first part is just the backstory for Winston, from Overwatch.

[@sean.3443]

amazing!! humans!! so so proud!!!!

[@leavethisemptier]

The last idea of selling blue jeans to aliens was a skit on UCB in the 90s. Still a good idea though.

[@gaywoman420]

These men and women are heroes

[@bencheshire]

You should make one of these purely designed to trigger flat earthers

[@alexvermaak1759]

Ur on the wrong side of history globenazi

[@dementedvinny2451]

i fucking love you clickhole you make my week

[@gabe8168]

It took me way too long to notice this was satire, even worse I was totally agreeing with him

[@JohnJDNB]

I dealt with a similar space snack issue

[@iagas9]

He definitely said "President Eisnehower"

[@arandomzoomer4837]

0:02 how most KSP players treat their Kerbals.

[@bottledpeanuts6846]

They should have tried to sell the alien toothbrushes

[@vesselthanatos3033]

i haven't watched/read Promised Neverland, but i'm guessing that first guy summed it up perfectly

[@canthony4623]

Nasa stands for National Ape Suffering Association

[@user-xedwsg]

u guys deserve many MANY more views!! hahahhah

[@benbenben123ben]

I so want to see the bloopers from these... xD

[@williamsmith6921]

It's probably mostly just them struggling to keep a straight face while reading these lines

[@calviincalifornia4048]

goddamn purina, thats one helluva final story :)

[@ronin_user]

Magnificent cloud of guts.

[@palledenlille]

I love the patriotic music in the background

[@2thomask]

Amazing

[@eldermanager]

Love it - Eugene Coffman!:))🤓🇬🇧

[@urmum9655]

"this was ultimatly why i had to retire"

[@microman1002]

god dammit i thought this was a real video for a second

[@ethanlivemere1162]

2:10 Wow he has nice hands. Both the nice one, and the hand one.

[@suddenpenguin]

"keep austin weird"

[@brightnfab291]

Oh good, I was worried it was fake

[@stlouis521]

Gone catch me an alien on an fishing line with some goat meat

[@IAmStillHere-ws4jc]

I did read about the dangers of mantitty suffocation in space. It’s why astronauts have to pass fitness tests now.

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Guys... I think I fell into a click hole!

[@gwen6622]

wow this is a particularly wild one lmao

[@qrower]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[@pogmonke5217]

I hope we catch an alien with legs one day

[@fabuloussnake6011]

Hey third person uh, why didn't you grab and eat the astronauts? It's a lot healthier than space snacks

[@jamesshoemaker5965]

Is the the guy from The Punisher?

[@danielmalone6374]

I thought this was a real channel

[@adam145]

So, this is where Onion's comedy went :)

[@agukokobaba4103]

*_R I P space snacks_*

[@crunch1757]

I feel really sad for curiosity's widow

[@calviincalifornia4048]

when npc's from _elder scrolls oblivion_ write all your dialogue for you :)

[@Doombuggy5]

2 years and only 27 apes have found this video

[@mongster5780]

One of the apes flung some of his shit at me before exploding. So yeah, I have a shart meteorite.

[@sheamussweeney3071]

How do we know that this happened, because according to NASA in 2011 my wifi password was changed several times. I'm not sure why they did that but it doesn't explain how my son mysteriously stopped calling me.

[@GegoXaren]

Seems Legit.

[@cheekybum1513]

The dialogue is like a bad lip reading script

[@oberonpanopticon]

I’m so glad that they finally launched a real wife for curiosity to mars

[@petitio_principii]

Stan Gerbach looks like Stephen King's brother.

[@livmccloskey2321]

This comments section is where trolls come to recharge 😂

[@alimiyazid]

this stopped me from kermiting sewerside

[@julessgrace848]

yo why is that one old lady hot

[@oliverwagunaere1697]

🚨 *GILF ALERT! GILF ALERT!* 🚨

[@DisgustedCheese]

Wtf this is so fake... i worked at nasa and we didn’t use apes, we used humans in ape costumes

[@zekeram129]

Budget cuts over the years have forced NASA to substitute their apes for assorted convicts in US federal prisons dressed in ape costumes.

[@dimthecat9418]

Ride wife Life good

[@mawo3579]

Thank god we threw away the trigonometry baby

[@gabejones8112]

This is straight out of Bad Lip Reading

[@elthepuglover]

I would have loved it if the second person, the lady told us, “His wife’s name was *Rocks* anne.”

[@maxruiz8587]

Why does this remind me of mad libs

[@arat9648]

This feels fake...

[@boldlyfumblin]

Generic Rat Mom noooooooo

[@clyde2548]

Reaaally?

[@averytrashmouth]

It's not

[@SynoPTL]

Fun fact: the fat guy's name is Bill Russell, and he actually has a channel

[@fr-yj3vp]

Only 17 dislikes!

[@orangepeel4542]

yo what the fuck

[@gunnar5345]

Think about how different the world would be if it needed blue jeans

[@TheBodysome]

i'd take $50

[@thesc0tsm4n9]

it'd be sad if people took this as truth

[@NyscanRohid]

It would be amazing if people took this as truth.

[@yellowdogdemocrat1402]

15 people don't believe in Evolution

[@frankfacts6207]

a coupl people talking don't mean hundreds of thousands of apollo mission workers, scientists

[@ethanmohlman8322]

These videos are like Bad Lip Reading but somehow make less sense

[@Capt.Prostate]

I drives me fucking nuts when people pronounce NASA as “Nassau.”

[@InfinnacageMusic]

Anyone recognize Mr. Trump from the republican debate video?

[@evehalcyon2063]

Outer space is fat-phobic.

[@Imdrekaiser]

so fake.

[@NyscanRohid]

_YOU DON'T SAY_

[@zekeram129]

Don't forget to floss

[@arthurdent8857]

No old guy, you weren’t doing the right thing, YOU CAN’T JUST SEND AN ANIMAL TO SPACE AND EXPECT HIM TO DIE!!! What the hell was NASA thinking? It makes me wonder if all the discoveries that we’ve encountered were actually real at all, I’m absolutely baffled.

[@regularartist699]

Nothing gets past you einstein

[@clyde2548]

*we have transcended woosh. This is a fwoosh.*

[@averytrashmouth]

I mean, you gotta crack a few eggs to bake a cake.

[@rain2001]

wow, you got it.

[@zekeram129]

I dunno dude. One of them said "keep Austin weird". ...I don't exactly know what that means but I'm pretty sure it justifies the slaughter.

[@plasticshorts6972]

Keep Austin weird