(clip18 -part1) "Too young to make your own decisions?"-The Dark Knight Returns

[@kenshinasakura3788]

Beware of the New boss in town...Titler

[@DraculaCronqvist]

This comment, man. It needs preserving for future generations.

[@ichmageisify]

I had a shitty day but this comment made me crack up. Pure gold. I love you!

[@stinky-san2122]

This is too underrated

[@SireGoose841]

LMFAO

[@IzzyAkatsuki]

This nearly made me choke on my pizza from laughing

[@vguyver2]

It's funny how batman can pass for an old lady while still being a huge guy twice their gerth and easily taller.

[@jorgecabezas1966]

Bruno has the same tall of him, so it shouldn't be a surprise

[@petergant8767]

His outfit makes him look heavier, and, slows him down, on the plus side, it absorbs kicks and punches!

[@kingjose2261]

A true master of disguise like lon channe.

[@kingjose2261]

You gonna love how he served a full bottle of jack in the guys face .

[@Lite727]

He’s a master of disguise. That hunch right there took off like 5 inches.

[@noobmaster4202]

the fact that Bruces tactic was to call the clerk a thief is just hilarious

[@blurb8397]

i don’t think it was a tactic, i think it was just Bruce having some fun on the job XD

[@akap]

The shot where Bruce swings the bottle back towards the audience and flips it in his hand in midair is something I have never seen in a live action movie, even from people like Zack Snyder who love doing shit like that in slow mo. Really awesome.

[@iReiGNxx]

Very true

[@peezieforestem5078]

Didn't the Kingsman do it?

[@ColdFuse96]

I like how tbe shopkeeper isn't even phased by them. He's just like "Oh its you guys again. New costume, I see."

[@loka8858]

I think that’s Bullock

[@kevintran5901]

I thought it was the Penguin.

[@ABLW100]

Titlers!!!

[@tonystark-bl1vu]

Seriously 😂😂😂

[@zherean42069]

tf lol

[@MegaInsaneMC]

1:18 - 1:22 I'm just in love with those 4 seconds.

[@_titan83]

It's amazing after ten years of drinking his sorrow and not being active, he can still move and fight the way he does. With such force and strength too

[@mistercrool2538]

I think muscle memory is partly responsible for that.

[@strtfghtr88]

He never drank alcohol. Disguised it with Ginger ale

[@_titan83]

@@strtfghtr88 what? Yes he did, after his “retirement” he started drinking actual alcohol for like 10 years

[@strtfghtr88]

@@_titan83 you might wanna rewatch the beginning when Gordon talks about him switching out ginger ale, pretending its champagne

[@thetrashman24]

@@strtfghtr88 I'm pretty sure Gordon was referencing Batman year one in that scene.

[@samuelawe8886]

That store owner has some balls, I mean someone pulls a gun on you and you just start having casual conversation.

[@002kenken]

Samuel Awe sure he set this up with batman. That’s why he called her bats.

[@madslayer4197]

I mean as a resident of gotham you'd be used to shit like this happening and worse

[@SamuelBlack84]

I've been in a similar situation, and I was absolutely terrified

[@MochaSugar50658]

In the comic, Gordon mentions that the man who owns the liquor store has had to likely kill people to stay in business

[@vecrb00]

The guy has lived in Gotham for many years, nothing seems to surprise him anymore

[@nickromero256]

"We Bruno's." "We naahsty." xD

[@justincruz5720]

Those are pretty much the same goons in the Mutants gang during the last movie. Their voice actors are even the same.

[@TheOGmaxgrace]

We dont talk about bruno.

[@Go_go_gadget]

@@justincruz5720 we all know one of the. Called the other ron and they say slice and dice

[@riolu1645]

Dee Bradley Baker's voice is so recognizable despite his range. And Peter Weller playing a batman as stone cold as robocop was a fantastic choice

[@lukekiely2450]

Mind blown

[@KirbyLinkACW]

1:20 Can we talk about how good and snappy the animation in that swing was?

[@imaadshahrukh4829]

The weirdest Batman villain in history.

[@CassiusSharp]

If you didn’t know, it gets even weirder in the comic or graphic novel. Bruno’s pants exposes her butt and she has swastikas on her butt cheeks

[@quintencornelissen2274]

​@@CassiusSharpwhat the hell were they smokin??

[@jonathanhernandez6586]

@@quintencornelissen2274Frank Miller is an interesting fella

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Frank miller is insane and I love him. Need to a smoke a blunt with him

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

Babushka defeats nazi and henchmen (1945 Colorized)

[@genadymitov6176]

And this movie was PG-13. This and Flashpoint had more intense and shocking moments than anything from The Killing Joke(And that movie was rated R)

[@imaadshahrukh4829]

MPAA ratings are fucked. Air Force One is rated R while Taken is rated PG-13.

[@vgmaster9]

Maybe because it's animated.

[@joaquinbarboza3223]

The Killing Joke may have gotten R because Gordon was naked for most of his screentime.

[@dislike2092]

Hitler in his grave: NO THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECT

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

Watch Danger 5 😏

[@captain_malaysia6855]

NEIN

[@michaelsong5555]

I'm amazed that Superman was bought off by the US government. Superman was always about not being controlled by anyone. He was always about his own principles. That's why his fellow team mates called him boy scout. He's abundantly clear about going far and above the typical "good guy" standards. And in Superman All Star, this motivation is explained. And I agree. If I had Superman's powers, I might have become just as altruistic as Superman.

[@madslayer4197]

Someone's holier than thou

[@rushpatriot2866]

@@madslayer4197 not everyone is a POS edge lord scum bag that didn't mature past their teenage edge and angst. Plenty of people are altruistic people with a name like mad slayer think they're a badass but watch animated superhero movies on KZbin

[@GigaChadh976]

@@madslayer4197nope. Just not a redditor like you

[@amasing115]

Careful, those who talk about themselves often don't hold up to their own standards

[@michaelsong5555]

@@amasing115 You don't get it. If someone (anyone) had Superman's powers -- ALL of his powers, then you'd have NO CHOICE but to be altruistic. Superman's impossible senses make him literally impossible but to be altruistic, because of how stupid beneath everything is. Lex described it well in All Star Superman (which made him admit total loss against Superman).

[@buckeyeinblack]

Of course she misses with one of the most accurate sub machine guns (MP-40) ever made.

[@MrDalewin]

It's the rule in Batman. Every bad guy, no matter how accurate with a gun, must have the aim of a storm trooper. :-) if there is one good thing about Batman V Superman, Batman now has a gun. The bad guys still have a storm trooper's aim though. Why do I get the feeling that will never change?

[@warbossgrotsmasha23]

its not the gun's fault she had a poor aim

[@MrDalewin]

+warbossgrotsmasha23 I know, but what I'm saying is that every bad guy with the exception of his arch enemies as a bad aim. Now there are sometimes where bad guys get lucky, but not that often.

[@Sumschmuck]

Never expect efficiency from lesbian Nazis

[@crossbolt27salt88]

She didn’t look up a cod video on the best mp40 class setup

[@Paquito910]

01:32 Mama Coco after watching all the seasons of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@joaquinbarboza3223]

¿Soy yo o te encuentro en varios vídeos de súper héroes?

[@ColdFuse96]

The clerk was in on it the whole time??? I mean, how else would he have known that Witch Fiona was actually Batman????

[@toatahu2003]

Lucky guess. Unless old ladies beating up street thugs is the norm in Gotham...

[@szymonbober2280]

I think, that he could see somewhere else bats fighting style. And he knew that its Bats.

[@bryanb9432]

Luciano Martinez he might have saw the batarangs he threw

[@SpencerChuaWeiYe]

So an old lady can roll on the floor to dodge bullets the way a genuine fighter can. An old lady can swing her fists and throw kicks at that speed and precision. An old lady can throw a BATARANG with so much accuracy it jammed Bruno's gun... The biggest fool in the world could also guess that wasn't an old lady. And who else in their right mind would dress even as an old lady to get a job done? BATMAN!

[@Iamnotabug]

I would imagine that The Penguin would recognize his old foe’s tactics.

[@argiedude3762]

I love how Beavis and Butt-Head here have little to no identity

[@skellington15]

Na na na na na na na na Fatman

[@pizzatime4700]

skellington15 it's all mussel you can see that from the god Alfred's back massage

[@ramdelure]

That's i used for Cameron from Modern Family in 4th Halloween episode

[@zoesdada8923]

skellington15 na na na na na na na blyat man!

[@sphere4688]

HEY. IM THE REAL FAT MAN (just get a picture of my stomach from like 2017 and that'll be proof. And besides, I made the joke LONG before you did.)

[@Francis-vm3sf]

skellington15 Shut it Stewie 😂

[@huntercool2232]

Guess Bruno could afford a gun like that but couldn’t afford a shirt

[@Zixology]

Good ol Batman, serving up a nice helping of EQUALITY

[@rudolphconners4559]

The hammer of justice is UNISEX

[@jonathanjohnson9611]

@@rudolphconners4559 underrated reference

[@petergant8767]

I'm guessing the suit's what allowed them to get the drop on and pummel Batma, and, even then, he's accurate enough to jam a gun with a single throw, he's even impressed the Joker with that move!

[@stetsonherrick8090]

0:45 Looking back on it, he may have been able to take at least one or maybe both those idiots out right after getting the gun out from his desk before Bruno showed. Such a shame. On the flipside, at least they were interesting in the mutant fight. Also looking back on this, It's a wonder Bruce didn't be funny and pull the strong old woman card and say something like: "You kids playing Nazis don't scare me. The real ones were scary, But you punks sure aren't."

[@HZR-mx2xo]

That Bruno is ah...something else....

[@therattrap1997]

Calm Down, Man....

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Damn girl if you weren’t a racist I’d be on that

[@damianstarks3338]

The shopkeeper in this scene is the real hero.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

The Courage Of Achilles

[@Udgrasil13]

I love Rob and Don, Slice and Dicers.

[@gabrielidusogie9189]

Don and Rob became someone else's pawns I see

[@jaxafrass7873]

Bruno is Ivan Dragos wet dream.

[@newenglandsun4394]

Ick. She's hideous. I say that as a straight guy too.

[@bloodhound4741]

When me and my brother watched this he was all like “why does she have swastikas on her titties!?“ And then I quoted Peacemaker and said “who knows why Mad Men do what they do?“

[@bmsuperstar1]

If she's not based on Brigitte Nielsen...She must be.

[@Xeno-The-Wanderer]

They’re not even the right angle, could easily be confused for the more benign symbol

[@matthewcaughey8898]

Like someone quoted 7 years ago Titler

[@holitinne]

“He’s young, he’s quick, he *ALMOST* pulls the trigger.”

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

Rob and Don always make me laugh.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

Romulus and Remus

[@dannythomas417]

Damn, Tress MacNeille voices two characters in this scene.

[@yaibatanko5238]

THAT IS VERY STRONG SCOTCH TAPE

[@whoisyouranime]

We don't talk about Bruno. 😂

[@apex_7766]

0:48 Oh, I see 3rd wave Femenism made a cameo.

[@JeremyScout]

Unbelievably based

[@bobross8424]

I did not expect Bruno to be Hitlers concubine.

[@HotaruZoku]

Oh, don't pull that trigger? What'll I restrain him with, my 40 years of ninja training that everyone has? Oh right. Only YOU have that. Maybe my billions in cool gadgets? Woop. No. Only YOU have that. That's Batman. Expecting people to live by his standards. Standards set wandering the earth learning how to live out a revenge fantasy with a blank checkbook. Real fair, Bats.

[@eliasgibson4743]

HotaruZoku He was really beaten up, seriously injured

[@MrRolyat98]

HotaruZoku in the comics the guy was hurt pretty bad. Guess Batman's not about executions.

[@awhochen1563]

HotaruZoku He could pistol whip him.

[@kevincarballo1]

didn't realize that you need ninja training to not pull the trigger on a pistol. must be one complicated gun.

[@eliasgibson4743]

HotaruZoku Or he could have shot him in the leg

[@joaopedrogoncalves3611]

0:08 (laugh) Such luckiest.

[@Asher_Tye]

"We don't talk about Bruno-no-no, We don't talk about Bruno."🎵

[@DASRH]

I gotta say bruno is my kinda nasty too. Let's get those hate symbols off.

[@drelezar7745]

That clerk has balls of steel

[@mr_pineappleaffogus8602]

2:06 Why is that so good

[@SimAction1]

0:51 BOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

[@bobbywattz3050]

Yes!! Bruno is sexy! I can't find more videos of her

[@Annie-qe2uu]

What the fuck

[@bobbywattz3050]

@@Annie-qe2uu what lol 😅 What the problem is?

[@trentcadz8095]

0:53 no one picking up on the clerks gun just clipping through him

[@wabisco]

I’ve seen this movie a million times and never saw that. I can never unsee that.

[@SireGoose841]

Still can’t see it

[@277imperator]

Hail Hooters!!!

[@matthewcaughey8898]

Correction Heil Hooters lol

[@elijahgemmill2000]

When people say this is the best Batman comic ever... I don't necessarily disagree, but I do scratch my head and think of this scene.

[@wilson5846]

how does he know that it's batman ? 0.o

[@shawnsunny4312]

I think it's cos of the batarangs he threw

[@eliasgibson4743]

Dang-Khoa Ve Ot was probably a setup, they were waiting for the robbers. Why else would the store owner be so calm?

[@lifeissoupiamfork2323]

Elias Gibson I totally agree

[@SpencerChuaWeiYe]

So an old lady can roll on the floor to dodge bullets the way a genuine fighter can. An old lady can swing her fists and throw kicks at that speed and precision. An old lady can throw a BATARANG with so much accuracy it jammed Bruno's gun... The biggest fool in the world could also guess that wasn't an old lady. And who else in their right mind would dress even as an old lady to get a job done? BATMAN! This is the same answer I type to everyone who asks how does he know its batman because its too obvious.

[@wilson5846]

Spencer Chua Wei Ye lmao it’s been 4 years hahah but thanks mate

[@raptirboy180]

I like that laugh at the end

[@thomasboland540]

When Batman is your grandmother.

[@frank_calvert]

No jiggle physics. Sad.

[@obertone3242]

Aye know a Scottish resistance when I see one. Ya bloody see that buck price tag? It's a sham. Lassy community sells it for less, even wit a kill-streak modifier. Only a proper demoman would know how te use it anyways. This bag old lady got her money's worth. Classic bottle flip.

[@nahz0665]

This scene is like something from Venture Bros. lmao

[@Bluestar-bh3bf]

I like how annoyed the liquor store clerk was about Batman warning him not to kill the guy even though his accomplices almost killed him

[@mr.jwashere7549]

If injustice 2 were rated M, they should make a bruno premiere skin for deadshot

[@mkmayhem7306]

CoolSkeleton 95 that would be great

[@josephtao]

CoolSkeleton 95 that would be cool but why deadshot. maybe because deadshot and Bruno are both gun characters i guess

[@lifer132]

I see why that old man not scared, he had batman on his back lol

[@Iamnotabug]

The clerk is clearly The Penguin.

[@suhasvigneshwar678]

Im surprised Rob n Don never became sons of batman n chose their thug way even after witnessing Batman's brutality and prowess woth their leader

[@vergil2067]

Bruno looks like Dio. Did he steal another body?

[@danielfroelich2218]

So that’s why we don’t talk about Bruno

[@lazarussolomon3541]

I don't know if I can say this but, I love how ugly miller made the people in some of his work. It's wired

[@remini255]

I thought of something is that store owner Harvey Bullock

[@joeljr.5286]

Pull that trigger and I’ll be back for you.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

Thou Shalt Not Kill

[@joeljr.5286]

@@SuperGreatSphinx why’s Bruce Wayne in the old lady suit and not his Batsuit?

[@jacer445u5]

The costume that Batman puts on (Russian Babushka) is what they are IRL.

[@junesilvermanb2979]

Babushka en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babushka

[@unknown403error6]

if it wasnt for Brcue disguises as an old woman those idiots would surely beat up an old women even tho its just a cartoon animation universe that scene alone disturbing but amazingly fun to watch

[@1YCARADOFACAO]

What in the actual FUCK are ALL THOSE CRIMINALS SAYING?

[@leblanc3536]

Future slang

[@L.2.L]

🤔Come to think of it, a dip in The Lazarus Pit could do Bruce some good for a while.🤷🏽‍♂️Just a thought

[@luko177]

In Batman beyond he actually does but he doesn’t approve of it and later finds out ra’s was tryna trick him into taking his body plus the Lazarus pit does damage to the users mind after several uses so maybe short term the aging would help Bruce but the long term damage to his brain would make him a monster like anyone who has ever used it

[@alexsandrerennanserejo3667]

Rob and don are the best characters in dark knight comics

[@curlyfry3049]

Bruno kinda looks like Brigitte Nielsen.

[@weirdlookindoll]

The more I listen to the Mutant goons talk, the more braincells I lose.

[@JonWaite-vp3kb]

2:10 bats say I can't pull the trigger thats fine he didn't say I can't stomp the hell out of you while you down😈😈

[@turkeybob6676]

The legends are true this is a real character

[@saidi7975]

Definitely like in the final round against Jotaro...

[@steverogers3251]

i didnt know it was batman and was really confused...

[@sipioc]

1:39 There is a gif of that somewhere I never want to go.

[@uta5555]

How the hell do they not jiggle?

[@Daniel-mf3bc]

They ain’t saggy

[@omarhaq9635]

Imagine if this Old Lady outfit would be pick to choose from in Batman Arkham Night the game.

[@JohnSmith-zh7cj]

Batman didn't say anything about inflicting some pain, as long as he didn't pull the trigger!

[@philliplarson6452]

Bruno is hot.

[@idksoups5145]

I cried when nanny got beat up

[@PainfulHail134]

Didn't know the blonde henchmen is the same voice actor that voices the Clones in star wars

[@thepumpkinking4229]

The clerk took this well axtually....props

[@thepumpkinking4229]

But he needs to brush his teeth

[@mccloaker]

Before Harley Quinn, there was Bruno.

[@josephgover5072]

Oh my

[@alexjackson4698]

Idk why I like there slang lmao

[@jerriustate9638]

Bruno is kinda hot.

[@bobbywattz3050]

I agree! Wish there was more on her!

[@Mayan_88694]

@@bobbywattz3050yet she got handled by both batman and superman, neo Nazis like you are nothing but sub human rats.

[@filip5540]

Where was Superman when Gotham was failing apart

[@statelessmars]

Mom from futurama sure looks uhhh 😳🆗💦

[@anakinskywalker2563]

0:06 well we just don’t talk about her!

[@maryearley8048]

50: here's Bruno best beat of the theme😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@wokenlunatic2849]

0:53 are those two post to be Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum?

[@anubisd613]

the old woman is babushka (Ussr ) and the neofeminazisms are well you know

[@Sasquatch304]

Hit that bitch !!!! Batman . Fuck I love this movie

[@addhater101roblox7]

Omg that old lady in the bar I think she is SELINA KYLE

[@Pwnedgamer94]

Wait, I thought Nazi's hated Homosexuals

[@BlackIce3190]

Pwnedgamer94 Apparently she's Joker's bitch.

[@rednose_7928]

Bruh is bruno jasper from steven universe

[@francis_castiglion3]

Whiskey Bottle Incident. Do you know the difference between Justice and Punishment?

[@johnjones5626]

Oh hey Jasper

[@juancarlosdiazpastrana73]

What does it mean when they Say :he billy berserkest ever

[@dylansearcy3966]

Dressed like a troll bruce