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[@Clisare]

If you 've been enjoying the Vlogmas, please consider being buying me a Christmas Coffee☕on Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/clisare or by using the Thanks button above! Have a lovely Christmas! 🎅🏻🧑🏻‍🎄🎄🎁🎊🥳

[@msnonni]

"Wharf." "Discuss." I am crying!!! Love to you both and happy holidays!!!

[@natesmith7599]

Worf really is a great character. He gets some good scenes in every series he’s in. Great video today! Hope you’re having a wonderful day!

[@brooklynnchick]

I’m American (great granddad was a baby when his family left Ireland) but in our family there are two rules. 1. There’s a 10 second lag time between when we start talking and when the truth starts coming out. 2. Worry if we’re not teasing you like mad, and run if we start being polite!

[@colinthompson3111]

Clisare's husband is a Saint. Merry Christmas to you both, from Canadian fan of the channel.

[@Clisare]

He's alright 😏

[@aroracle]

Wharf....I'm dead.😂😂😂😂 Vlogmas reminds me how much I miss the near daily vlogs during the event that shall not be named.

[@LC40716]

Right?! Sorry not sorry that I’ve totally rewatched those past blogs for the craic

[@EventHorrorEyesOn]

The EMH Doctor from Voyager is one of my absolute favorites. Sorta like Bones mixed with Picard mixed with Data.

[@erickmorin2660]

The pissing itself and the glass break cheers are also big in Quebec, Canada. Slán slán and to Alex "Kaplah!"

[@cathyloureiro4085]

I love Worf. My favourite Star Trek series is Deep Space Nine and it gets really good when Worf joins.

[@seatspud]

No love for Morn?

[@Greg_Watchorn]

I know what you mean Clare - my sister lives in Amsterdam and like what you said, finds she has to be very careful because they take things so literally- obviously it was a joke. Love the banter between you and Alex😂😂

[@LC40716]

Apologies for the Americans who didn’t realize you were joking about Dermot 🤣 We would also cheer if someone broke a glass on a night out but I’ve never heard anyone shout “taxi!” Makeup looks great and loved the guy at the end who said “you guys are adorable” ❤

[@lostonwallace1396]

Everyone loves Dermot! He's the best sport in the world, it seems. What a kind and funny guy he is.

[@centurion726]

It was standard for us to say that someone in our group pissed themselves if they spilt anything in the area of their lap. We did this at work, the bar and while walking in a group, it's happened to me like many of my friends over the 60+ years of lifetime. I didn't think it was Irish humor just friends being stupid humor .. American here.

[@RebelwheelsNYCShow]

I'm not I understand that reaction. I'm in New York City and if someone spills liquid near the crotch region, you DO make a joke that they pissed themselves lol. now that said, my mother would tell me "Don't be crude" lol so I guess it depends on who you ask.

[@GaryG1974]

I think non-Irish really do struggle with what we might refer to as "slagging" i.e. playful and friendly teasing a friend. Clare you have natural beauty. Bin the makeup ♥

[@Clisare]

Thank you. I wear it cause I like it though! It’s fun

[@randytessman6750]

We call it the "dozens" in Canada and do it only with your best of friends, shows love I think.

[@almaaurum9703]

You are the best, I just love your vlogs ALWAYS hahaha!!! Total highlight on KZbin or anywhere ever x

[@nancydee9050]

Seems Irish humor is much the same as kiwi humor.... bloody love it!

[@TanyaLyn72]

Dermot is always a great sport! He’s such a sweetheart ❤

[@macattack1961]

I AM DEAD! Alex with the "Wharf...Discuss!" Epic :)

[@PatrickPoet]

that last segment was absolute fire, especially "WHARF"

[@monawatkins9416]

Oh I love Wharf! Anything Star Trek is great! Happy Christmas to you both! Oh got the joke and actually do the same in my circle of family and friends! Thanks for your vlogs!

[@prollins6443]

Favorite characters Original series - Scottie TNG - Worf DS9 - Garak Voyager - Seven of Nine

[@Chris.Haines.]

Worf was a badass! I was always partial to Data though growing up.

[@al.n.darodda6183]

Alex: “Wharf. Discuss.” Okay. I’ll discuss. I’m game. What’s the difference between a Wharf and a Dock ? And what is a Pier ? (Captions say Wharf, not Worf) 😂

[@MotherBiscuitLover]

Back in the 90's I actually learned how to say a few things in Klingon because of Worf. I'd forgotten about that till you mentioned it.

[@SanDra-ze6kr]

Watched a few clips of Shane’s funeral. Irish people really do it right. It was amazing. Seeing the family dancing was weirdly emotional for this Irish heritage Newfoundlander❤ If my funeral is not like that I’m not going lol 😂

[@Taleri]

Worf is awesome! But in this discussion, in that lighting, Alex very strongly reminded me of Odo.

[@bobby_c07]

Mind blowing that people wouldn't get that lol. Truly.

[@MrsWellner]

Those of us with Irish blood got the joke. You're so beautiful, Clisare. You don't need makeup.

[@Clisare]

I know I don't need it but I like it!

[@randytessman6750]

Am Canadian from German, Scottish & French and got the joke cuz we use it too

[@alexisnoonan1970]

​@Clisare lol, it was definitely a spilled drink. Same thing sent my stepfather home last New years. Twas embarrassing to be at the pub like that.

[@bambiebrinson8822]

The thing is that she doesn't care for people who live other places than Ireland and claim Irish descent (like America).

[@bambiebrinson8822]

You say that on your channel Claire.

[@MacAttack001]

Once I stopped laughing and wiping the tears away, from when Clare spelled Worf as Wharf, I have to say that he is a solid choice. However, being a good Scotsman I am obliged to lay claim to Scotty! Merry Christmas to all! Thanks for another great video! :)

[@sp1108]

I'll claim him because he's Canadian, lol.

[@moiralogan7016]

I grew up with little ditties from my Irish great gram and humor sometimes people just can’t tell if you’re joking or serious it’s hilarious

[@lizetteolsen3218]

Too funny about Dermot. I figured he either spilled it on himself, or someone else did, just based on his reaction. OMG--I do love Alex's Star Trek references. He might be on to something about you only knowing Nimoy from the films and not the series. The original series was considered pretty ground-breaking for the time and did tackle some important issues. The special effects, not so much.

[@ardleighstreet]

LOL! They thought the joke about pissing himself is real?! In my house, we'd have joked about him being "shut off" from drinking anything more. ( Our way of yelling "Taxi")

[@fr2ncm9]

I can't believe that some people thought that Dermot had actually pissed himself.

[@Blondie42]

I am from the states, but didn't care that Dermot pissed himself or not. As a bit of a Star Trek nerd myself I appreciate the part about Spok and the mentioning Commander Worf from Next Generation/DS9

[@zablelop]

I’m getting my relationship advice from you two. So far so good. You’re really a cute couple.

[@jzaspal]

alex...my fav character in star trek is the tribbles 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@laknal4455]

Cheers! ... Taxi! After someone spills a drink? I'm taking this to future get togethers! That's hilarious

[@LtJackboot]

1:54- I assumed he'd spilled is drink. We do the same thing, you spill on yourself you pissed your pants, you spill a drink on the table everyone yells 'Yer cut off' but nobody ever is.

[@chrismadden1660]

We do same here in the US. Course it could just be us Irish descendants that keep that joke tradition going here. 😅😂😂

[@shannonmcfearin900]

I thought the joking was quite clear and hilarious! Poor Dermot 😂 Well I guess I have more Irish blood in the family then I realize 😂

[@MikeWood]

Wharf. He was the original Klingon to go down to the sea to greet the ships. :)

[@lorrainethomas241]

Jean Luc. And also Deanna Troy when she drunk (but that may only have been in First Contact....trying to remember if she ever got hammered in the series.)

[@tellittomyfryingpan]

😂 Like, all my folk grew up in the US mostly, but we're straight German-Scots-Irish. All the mess of them would accuse you of peeing yourself if you had drink spilled on your trousers. Or if you fell in mud/sat in chocolate, it would be quite a bit worse. 😅🎉

[@Sparrowinparadise]

No messin' now. ❤

[@BazTheStoryteller]

You favourite Star Trek character is Spock, fascinating (rises eyebrow). My favourite character is Kirk because of Shatner's acting. 😂😂😂😂 It's not just Shatner, but most of the cast seem to overact. It was a pretty campy show which seemed to fit.

[@BazTheStoryteller]

I remember at secondary school, if a plate gets smashed in the canteen, there's silence and then all the students scream whilst pounding their fists on the table and stamping their feet. Then afterwards everybody goes back to their conversation. Weird.

[@Clisare]

😂

[@terenzo50]

It's Worf -- sounds like wharf. And you probably already know -- world traveller that you are -- that "pissed" has a different meaning here in the US. As we used to say back in those far-off days in college: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." Hi, Millie!

[@Clisare]

We also used pissed to mean annoyed but it’s the context that differentiates then

[@northernsnow6982]

So people from the United States don't say, "piss loaded drunk"?

[@terenzo50]

Maybe they do, but I've never heard the phrase.@@northernsnow6982

[@mykawilcox4382]

lol I thought it was pretty clear it was a joke😂. Also my new favorite word… squiggy

[@brianne8258]

This is how I know certain traits are genetic, I completely knew you all were taking the piss out of Dermot. 😂

[@jeffzhejiang]

Not Irish, Canadian, and we too accuse anybody who spilled a drink on themselves of pissing themselves. It's only natural. As for favorite Star Trek character, Worf is a great choice, didn't start out so good, but boy did he become great. Chief O'Brien is another one that had am amazing arc. I don't think I could pick a favorite, least favorite maybe, but I love almost all of them.

[@carpeinferi]

Dermot would have probably preferred to actually piss himself than have spilled some delicious whiskey.

[@Clisare]

😂😂 so true

[@edwardendicott3247]

Thank Jaysus, I was gonna send a assortment of adult diapers for Dermot to Try on camera. Love the vlog, brilliant as always.

[@mr_voron]

I mean, that’s still a great idea

[@Taleri]

You can still make it just in time for the holidays!

[@heathervannatter364]

Maybe its the bartender in me but i understood the joke and yelling taxi. Im from a tiny town in Michigan. Who knew we were bar party cultured. 😊

[@BrigonChomhgaill]

Favorite Star Trek character is Miles O'Brien. After the episode where he gets stitched up as a terrorist, we would only ever refer to the aliens that did it as The Space Brits.

[@thomasmallon9107]

I am shocked that Dermot denied pissing himself. No proper Irishman would ever admit to spilling good whiskey.

[@sarahp9086]

Captain Jean Luc Picard, that's my favorite Star Trek character. Just bought Sir Patrick's autobiography as well, when I've got a moment, I'll get around to reading it. Cheers from Canada!

[@prollins6443]

Seven of Nine!

[@bwlynn73]

I got the joke about Dermot in that vlog...but I'm gonna steal from a meme here and say...."I'm gonna tell my kids Dermot pissed himself" Happy Vlomas!

[@silverlobo2135]

Holidays Claire Yes, I understood your Dermot joke / slag. Most Americans and Canadians would make the same joke / jest about someone that spilled an alcohol drink or other liquid near the crotch area. Some people just need something to complain about. Do not pay them any mind. Yes, you did a very good makeup tutorial.)) The red light on your face washed out your makeup look. By "new Spock", do you mean Zachary Quito or Ethan peck? Yeeeaaah!!! Another Alex , star studded, Vlog.))) It is not 'Wharf" as in a place on the river, lake sea, or ocean harbor. )))) You are adorable. It is spelled Worf. My favorite is Data, Brent Spinner. Followed By Captain Benjamin Sisko, Followed by Cmdr. Chakotay, and then 7 of 9.

[@randytessman6750]

Who didn't get the joke ?? Am Canadian and its a national pastime to roast your friends with sarcastic humor and we do that exact same joke on our friends at the bar ......LMFAO, somebody needs to lighten up eh ! As long as you can laugh at yourself there is nothing better then giving your friends the "dozens" and seeing their face go red or they laugh hardest

[@NorthernThinker]

Elim Garak is my favourite Star Trek character.

[@sarah.93.31]

Can you see at !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop it!

[@Jay-ql4gp]

Original Spock, Martok (sorry Worf), and Garak.

[@Captaincaveman9574]

Respect for Mr. Spock. 🖖 But Capt. Kirk is my favorite. Always got to support my fellow Iowan. Well, he will be in 200 years.

[@s.johnson703]

Make up looks great ❤🇨🇦✌🏻

[@shaunsheldon5580]

Can't beat worf he's a badass, but I do like Picard as I like Patrick Stewart and I'll be playing his Christmas carol dvd 🖖

[@michaelpytel3280]

I can't believe you ignored Wesley Crusher !

[@TanyaLyn72]

❤❤❤

[@ballen..]

I wasn't expecting a Leonard Nimoy discussion.

[@nilo70]

In America we say the same thing. It’s all in fun to tease a friend . Cheers From California , and who the hell is worf ? 😉

[@scallums]

If you're not taken the piss out of someone you're drinkin wit, you probably don't like them.

[@ml.2770]

I'm only here to discuss Wharf.

[@walkerck]

Anyone who lives on an Island has to love a good wharf.

[@newrev9er]

I'll get your coat.

[@SteveInTheOC]

Nice cover for the Derminator Miss C. But we know he 💦 himself. Your a good friend. 🤣

[@-RONNIE]

Yeah most people don't get Irish jokes. The best thing for us is when someone makes fun of you & then you also make fun of yourself

[@51nw]

lol, good times!

[@nancysantamarialatica1141]

My god I thought someone was messing with you . Shit I was gonna say who’s messing with Clisare !

[@jnb756]

Kirk is the obvious favorite - he went where no man had gone before (Think green)

[@DaXiS1987]

I wouldn't say gta6 is coming out unfortunately, scheduled for 2025 atm and very possible to get delayed

[@Clisare]

I know I found that out after 😭

[@steelcity3534]

'Smells like the Cinema".. You mean smells like popcorn? spilled soda? teenage regret? 💚❄🎄

[@Clisare]

Like buttered popcorn

[@F-Los]

Dermot in depends commercials... having a whiskey. I wish these sponsorships for peepee pants

[@kelispiegel5784]

I’m Irish-American and I got the joke 😂

[@renee272518]

It didn’t even occur to me that he pissed himself. It was clearly a joke. But kiwi and Irish humour is similar

[@TheZogislost]

Worf, son of Mogh, of House Martok! Q’pla!

[@airalynsaudade483]

I am from Oregon and I got the joke. 😄

[@varmint243davev7]

looks perfect without makup

[@jgb0017]

Fire

[@FreezyAbitKT7A]

You mean I sympathetically pissed myself for nothing?

[@Clisare]

😆

[@northernsnow6982]

Possibly nothing more preposterous than a pointless empathic pissing of the pants. 😊

[@seanshatters]

Colonel worf or the son of mogh ?

[@philerrup9948]

I thought that was a joke when you said not to ruin the joke! But what i thought was a joke is when you where driving the camper van (past vlog from 6 mos ago) and said you wouldn't bang it up.

[@Clisare]

Yeah and I didn’t though 💪🏻💪🏻

[@bomb121]

Look, everyone with a sense of humour knows he didn't piss himself. I might have joked about that even if he didn't spill anything on his "nether regions". Besides, everyone knows that he shit his pants. That's obvious! He's got that "I shit my pants at the company Christmas party" vibe happening. Now who hasn't been there, if you know what I'm sayin'? This just in! According to most people I know, they've never shat themselves at a Christmas party, to which I would say that maybe you've just never lived!🤣🤔🤫

[@stupidkarl6862]

Dermot did really piss himself !

[@shirlynb148]

FREE the Vegans & feed them bangers! Alex is in rare form.

[@warrendavis9262]

Re: makeup...if I stick my finger in your cheek, and I don't lose my finger up to the 1st knuckle, you're doing great! (Yes, this has happened to me before)...

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Spilling whisky is a mortal sin. also whiskey

[@joshp8535]

Clare, I'm also here to tell you that you are gorgeous, but you wear whatever makeup you like. You don't owe anything anybody. It's so frustrating that everyone that the only way people compliment something these days (I'm not that old, I turned 36 yesterday) is by tearing down something else. You dont have to say "you are beautiful, stop wearing makeup." Just say "you're beatiful". And you (and your husband) are also damn funny to boot.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Happy Birthday!

[@joshp8535]

@@AnnaAnna-uc2ff lol Thank you

[@Clisare]

Happy birthday 🥳

[@joshp8535]

@@Clisare haha, thank you as well, Clare. These two answers weren't what I expected when I commented.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Tasha Yar.

[@Pyrexis]

Yeah GTA 6 is coming out, but not til sometime in 2025 so it's at least a year away

[@Emily46314]

So sorry, Alex… Whorf is a shite character. You want a great, multi-layered Star Trek character? Quark. Ferengi are a grossly misrepresented race. 😂

[@johncrow6669]

Merry Christmas And yes I got that was a joke, Don't worry about those people That don't Get it

[@cathirodrigo2933]

You are BEAUTIFUL 😊

[@captainboots]

oops! I hate it when I go to click the thumbs-up and accidentally hit the down one first! Corrected! Sorry 'bout that!

[@NiteOwl74]

Maybe it's just because he's so old that it's really easy to believe it could've happened. Pretty sure I'm older than Dermot. Pretty sure he's better looking. Pretty sure he gets to drink more whiskey than I do.