Close Frisbee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

Күн бұрын

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@TheoVon
@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
0:00 - Get Wet For Summer 0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford 2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol 3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas 6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock 8:34 - Buying Azaleas 10:01 - Growing Up 14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates 15:41 - Chattanooga 18:15 - Gay Rumors 22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions 25:10 - Nude Saunas 34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep 39:50 - This Next Year 42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins” 57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped 1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression 1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes 1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself 1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission 1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military 1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band
@sacequeensny5311
@sacequeensny5311 3 жыл бұрын
Theo thanks for the time stamps GanG Brotha 💯
@RachelRaljevich
@RachelRaljevich 3 жыл бұрын
Theo that shirt looks so good on you😍
@JBengaIII
@JBengaIII 3 жыл бұрын
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@brandonklosterman9880
@brandonklosterman9880 3 жыл бұрын
Theo my man I feel what I you are going through in regards to losing a piece of yourself. All I can say is get back to what you love. Whatever that is find it and make the time to do it. That is how I found myself again when I was lost. We can erode ourselves but we can also rip rap that shoreline baby. Gang
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang daddy. Onward
@matthewtreadgold2888
@matthewtreadgold2888 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the keyboardist in a funk band but his instrument isn’t even plugged in
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
Lololol 😁
@xxmurdernova12
@xxmurdernova12 3 жыл бұрын
aka Bobby Lee
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Onward
@michaelhallen2808
@michaelhallen2808 3 жыл бұрын
I was seeing an 80s Dire Straights fan. lol
@darylboudreau1088
@darylboudreau1088 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@blakeys_bs1252
@blakeys_bs1252 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best “Between two Ferns” I’ve ever seen! Love the Podcast Brother!
@seraph6758
@seraph6758 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I wonder if zack would be a fun interview
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 жыл бұрын
Great connection, that's hilarious 😆
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Zack Galifinakis looking fly af gang gang daddy
@CodyAnderson333
@CodyAnderson333 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha I actually thought the same thing immediately, then saw your comment.
@dawsonsschittcreek5395
@dawsonsschittcreek5395 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I used this joke like last month....wtf?!? 🤣🤣
@henryheeg9562
@henryheeg9562 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like an emotional camp counselor. Gang.
@jcglez9491
@jcglez9491 3 жыл бұрын
Has a lava lamp in his office
@kc_kidd_9132
@kc_kidd_9132 3 жыл бұрын
That barely can play one Dave Matthews Band song.
@stormcorrosion176
@stormcorrosion176 3 жыл бұрын
Killing me bro. Needed this
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
especially since most are LGBTQ also.. if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
@A5Skavanger
@A5Skavanger 3 жыл бұрын
We definitely need an “I’m upstairs!” t-shirt. I can’t stop saying that throughout the day.
@lateeshavaillancourt4653
@lateeshavaillancourt4653 3 жыл бұрын
One of my fave one line hitters 🙌🏻
@JeffreyBenzodiazepines
@JeffreyBenzodiazepines 3 жыл бұрын
i'm upstaaaaaaaairssss
@ashleymcneill4663
@ashleymcneill4663 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please put out an I'm upstairs line!!!!
@DoWorkSon103
@DoWorkSon103 3 жыл бұрын
I agree!! I think it is hilarious but I have to admit that I don't know where it's from or if there's a story behind it. Could anyone offer some insight?
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Jimmyyevans
@Jimmyyevans 3 жыл бұрын
"if he's wearing sunglasses inside.. thats cocaine baby"- Theo Von
@jackkarapetyan2064
@jackkarapetyan2064 3 жыл бұрын
Got me worried about him. A lot of sunglasses indoor lately.
@TheArcticWonder
@TheArcticWonder 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackkarapetyan2064 yeah I've been noticing too. Just want what's best for him man
@vmonroig21
@vmonroig21 3 жыл бұрын
If he’s not wearing vest he’s good lol
@jackkarapetyan2064
@jackkarapetyan2064 3 жыл бұрын
@@vmonroig21 this what gives me hope.
@jackkarapetyan2064
@jackkarapetyan2064 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheArcticWonder same here.
@sharminshaikh2713
@sharminshaikh2713 3 жыл бұрын
"The battle to be honest, it's not easy... there's some tempting little tributaries skirting off the river of truth." Theo is so fast with these one-liner gems. Someone needs to study this man's mind.
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to say that if Theo's mind was studied it wouldn't take long because there isn't much in there...
@TheGavinayter
@TheGavinayter 3 жыл бұрын
@@xballinlikemj23x Far from the truth.
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGavinayter agree to disagree, he's either incredibly stupid or he plays off really dumb
@twr0b
@twr0b 3 жыл бұрын
@@xballinlikemj23x nope. His imagery is so creative and pulls brain ideas from places we wish we could visit, like the dark arts Amazon. He is an explorer extraordinaire. Dora just starin’ blankly. Onward Boots.
@drrlification
@drrlification 3 жыл бұрын
honestly you gotta realize a lot of these are probably pre-written/pre-thought out. It's not like he's really thinking of all this on the spot. anyway, love theo he's the best
@laurasmith2941
@laurasmith2941 3 жыл бұрын
Love the voice message from the father speaking on his son calling him... got me tearing up in my office at work 😥. God Bless you Theo 💜
@aidanmurray2397
@aidanmurray2397 3 жыл бұрын
You and Kid Rock hanging out makes total sense.
@420kmckay
@420kmckay 3 жыл бұрын
👌
@jeffreyrobert3342
@jeffreyrobert3342 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@lilydavis930
@lilydavis930 3 жыл бұрын
“A real Ferris wheel of sex, secrets, and school busery type shit... praise god baby”
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang daddy
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
@travisturner1582
@travisturner1582 3 жыл бұрын
“ I’m the one looking for myself, but I’m also the one hiding .” That’s some true shit..
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the one looking and hiding from myself". Theo has a special way of speaking to my soul. Also"Gay men are the native Americans of our time, except for native Americans, they are the original natives Americans" had me dying.
@keegagongon
@keegagongon 3 жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be a good episode when Theo yells "I'M UP STAIRS!!!"
@highvalue1195
@highvalue1195 Жыл бұрын
What’s I’m up stairs mean?
@SuperMegaGoofyGoober
@SuperMegaGoofyGoober 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he monopolized the lemonade stand industry and has an army of 10 year olds workin for him
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
Don't discuss the lemon business around peasants ( menacingly squirts lemon juice in your eye wipes hands and then walks away in disapproval) - lemon father
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@princevegeta-son
@princevegeta-son 3 жыл бұрын
Uh how?
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 жыл бұрын
@@princevegeta-son outfit cant say more
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151
@fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 жыл бұрын
@@princevegeta-son glasses headband headset
@mrvrose9999
@mrvrose9999 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the first guy a tourist would ask for drugs.
@YeaJon
@YeaJon 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 realshit
@forgivemylaughter
@forgivemylaughter 3 жыл бұрын
true
@CBReptiles1
@CBReptiles1 3 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@charlestucker9994
@charlestucker9994 3 жыл бұрын
And last
@johnfryman4428
@johnfryman4428 3 жыл бұрын
Is Theo back on the marching powder.....looks like it. Take your glasses off Freak
@x0x0l0vethebay42
@x0x0l0vethebay42 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been having extreme anxiety recently, and trying to watch / listen to anything to distract myself and nothing seems to work but Theo’s podcast. Thank you for that.
@CBReptiles1
@CBReptiles1 3 жыл бұрын
Cardio works for me brother
@calebfitch696
@calebfitch696 3 жыл бұрын
Theo was 100% doing cocaine at the last Hampton Inn he stayed at if he thinks its called a concierge breakfast
@karleykaysinger2564
@karleykaysinger2564 9 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 жыл бұрын
I still think the best tour name would be, "Onward".
@Christophernice724
@Christophernice724 3 жыл бұрын
Winner winner chicken skinner
@budheavy
@budheavy 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is perfect. Has a least 3 different meanings.
@gingernichols8419
@gingernichols8419 3 жыл бұрын
gets my vote
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
PTL for Theo Von solo episodes. 6:44 "I don't even know what I'm talking about exactly." We don't either, Theo, and that's what makes you magical. Edit: But then at the same time, you know exactly what you're talking about -- 40:05-42:25. It takes a tremendous amount of vulnerability to speak your mind unscripted, but in doing so creates the genius that is Theo Von. He takes us all the way from Hampton Inn hot tubs to the denigration of our society in one episode. GANG
@mackelodeon1974
@mackelodeon1974 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a carnie that adds more time to the ride after he notices a kid getting sick
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang daddy
@jordansmommy113
@jordansmommy113 3 жыл бұрын
A hero to the rest of the kids enjoying the ride!
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
Teach that queasy punk a lesson IM UP STAIRS
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaa
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it brother.
@nofuxgivens2797
@nofuxgivens2797 3 жыл бұрын
"Everybody would encourage each other ya know....Ronnie, Kunta, whiffleball or sitting river..." im.fucking dead
@amyb3737
@amyb3737 3 жыл бұрын
From struggle there comes art. Wishing you peace, Theo. Thank you for your honesty ❤
@drumrboynoid
@drumrboynoid 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the greatness theo. I recommend spending a moment telling them moms how important they are, and that we know and appreciate how hard of a job it is; before revealing the gift.
@blakemichael5185
@blakemichael5185 3 жыл бұрын
You know how interesting someone has to be to have a successful podcast just talking to themselves?! I’m impressed. Theo a heavy hitter lmao
@TheBladerRyan
@TheBladerRyan 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he leads stationary bicycle work out sessions and is trying to work up the ladder
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Peloton 2024. Gang gang daddy
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
😄
@stephenmccarronmusic9984
@stephenmccarronmusic9984 2 жыл бұрын
Theo’s the only guy I’d watch without a guest and still have me laughing more than any other podcast out there with guests lmao ! This guys a genuine comedic genius
@TheAssyrianking
@TheAssyrianking 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah let's go Theo.. that runs in the family in the beginning with you vibing with it always gets me hype gang
@BWatsy
@BWatsy 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looking like he went back in time to audition for the Beach Boys, but has to get back to the Delorean in time for his tennis match in the 1980's
@DanielBarron45
@DanielBarron45 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@jimmyintheswamp
@jimmyintheswamp 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha perfect!
@BWatsy
@BWatsy 3 жыл бұрын
I'M UPSTAIRS
@blakem2781
@blakem2781 3 жыл бұрын
Theo on that devil's dandruff with the shades Gang Gang
@mackelodeon1974
@mackelodeon1974 3 жыл бұрын
Once we see vests, then we worry
@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads
@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads 3 жыл бұрын
Yup!! And clenching ...def lookin out for the vests.
@cathalbuckley3606
@cathalbuckley3606 3 жыл бұрын
Quick sniff and gulp about 20 mins too 😂 Theo living his life man fuck it here for a good time
@tumelo4526
@tumelo4526 3 жыл бұрын
No cap, I teared up when the Dad who got a phonecall from his son, shared his story. That was wholesome AF.
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm tryna get wet" Theo got me laughing like 20 seconds in already 😆
@EntirelyHonest
@EntirelyHonest 3 жыл бұрын
This killed me too 🤣
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 I thought he was meaning like you know he's trying to get his dick wet but either way it's funny
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
@@EntirelyHonest hahaha
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrollHiddenCave lol
@denisefielder9991
@denisefielder9991 3 жыл бұрын
You are living your purpose sharing your life with us. Shared your recovery podcast with my brother. Also find a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart. Prayers
@markalan5187
@markalan5187 3 жыл бұрын
These podcast makes my week so much better! Thanks Theo… your the man!
@mattbixley6233
@mattbixley6233 3 жыл бұрын
I really look forward to your solo podcast. You inspire me to be my self. I can you how you feel, I can see your pain, I can feel your pain. I see my self in you. Keep your head up brother! BIG LOVE BRO.
@brianmcknight8465
@brianmcknight8465 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's called a continental breakfast, and Theo every time you wear sunglasses you look suspect for the dark arts dust baby. Gang.
@johnkennedy406
@johnkennedy406 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly you've never been to a concierge breakfast at Hilton Hotel.
@ratdog5978
@ratdog5978 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkennedy406 clearly you have big shot
@brianmcknight8465
@brianmcknight8465 3 жыл бұрын
@John Kennedy yeah buddy I actually have stayed at a Hilton before, but he was talking about Hampton Inn ,and they have a complimentary continental breakfast! You must be above that life though 👍. Gang gang buzz kill.
@johnkennedy406
@johnkennedy406 3 жыл бұрын
like using the word concierge instead of continental.
@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads
@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads 3 жыл бұрын
I love your music, mr McKnight . Gang
@mrmxyzptlk8906
@mrmxyzptlk8906 3 жыл бұрын
“Ferris wheel of sex and secrets” never change Theo
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my ex
@michaelhallen2808
@michaelhallen2808 3 жыл бұрын
There will be a book of Theoisms someday
@peacelove6817
@peacelove6817 3 жыл бұрын
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 😂 Same..😒..same...😩
@HealthyHelperKaila
@HealthyHelperKaila 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the one looking for myself and I'm the one hiding." Theo gets so deep.
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
That damn "concierge breakfast" 😂
@pawelfigat4017
@pawelfigat4017 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like if Bert and Ernie had a roommate that never paid his share of the rent and got a court order saying he needed to move out.
@SincereSentinel
@SincereSentinel 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@Fly_Revive
@Fly_Revive 3 жыл бұрын
Theo trying to impersonate the guy impersonating JP was the funniest shit ive ever heard
@LivingforaLiving
@LivingforaLiving 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he was cleaning out his junk drawer and found a headband and a pair of sunglasses
@yeetdaddy5716
@yeetdaddy5716 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Theo, your podcast is like therapy to alot of us. I hope you get that lady and pop out a few lil Theo's before you're 70.
@CodyAnderson333
@CodyAnderson333 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo's Jordan Peterson impression just turned into a bad Irish accent
@JDF3889
@JDF3889 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I was crying laughing
@jackandrus9024
@jackandrus9024 3 жыл бұрын
I was hearing dr evil at one point
@tannerkattenhorn8702
@tannerkattenhorn8702 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp ?
@redditman3701
@redditman3701 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@JustinJenny
@JustinJenny 3 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Dr. Evil haha
@psychomantis1689
@psychomantis1689 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a 12 year old boy trying to buy some Marlboro lights. PTL.
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to need to see your ID son
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
or someone who likes 12 year old boys lmao... if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
@TheCanon66
@TheCanon66 3 жыл бұрын
Theo trying to imitate the Jordan Peterson impression had me dying.
@connorhoux2987
@connorhoux2987 3 жыл бұрын
Let your guard down Theo. That’s the only way you will truly connect with someone. Everyone’s human. Hope y’all are having a beautiful day.
@jakek6728
@jakek6728 3 жыл бұрын
They should give Theo a TV show based in his childhood neighborhood. Like a "my name is Earl" with theo
@matthewz5220
@matthewz5220 3 жыл бұрын
I could see an animated series in the genre of F is for Family, but for sure in Theo's voice and linguistic stylin'. I would watch the shit out of that.
@sanasosa1201
@sanasosa1201 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@zombieburner0
@zombieburner0 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewz5220 no animation. My name is earl with theo sounded better
@dwayneshows966
@dwayneshows966 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewz5220 i was thinking the same when I saw his comment. Animation would be the only way to capture the ridiculousness of Theos stories
@Huxtee7
@Huxtee7 3 жыл бұрын
THat would work and i would watch it, same as my name is earl with Theo real voice overlayed onto a character.
@matt0laughed
@matt0laughed 3 жыл бұрын
34:34 "Wim Hoffin' up near each other's ass cheeks." I've been waiting for someone to turn him into verbage and that was beyond my wildest expectations. Also Theo looks like one of the Beach Boys got asked to guest DJ a German house party.
@susie7336
@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much.
@Cschneef
@Cschneef 3 жыл бұрын
"Lets be honest" is a great name for the tour
@gabbybendel
@gabbybendel 3 жыл бұрын
best recommendation i've heard so far!
@shanetoomey4876
@shanetoomey4876 3 жыл бұрын
Feel like it's a similar expression as "No offense..." so it could connect them well
@splosionsRfun
@splosionsRfun 3 жыл бұрын
That clip of the man talking about how much it meant for his son to call really spoke to me. Sometimes something as small as a call can mean the world to the recipient. I remember one time I was in an uncharacteristically sullen and lonely mood. I came home and my sister and her kids were there. My 4 year old niece had scrawled a picture of us together holding hands. It just came when I needed it and almost made me tear up. I still have it front and center on my dresser to see every day as a reminder that people love me and care about me. Sorry for this rambly comment in a comedy podcast. But that was a great call, really spoke to me.
@kristen21023
@kristen21023 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is one of the few men that can freely express how he feels about being a bachelor but wanting something more. I hope you find that someone and you y'all have cute littles. ps. I hope you write a book.
@captainawesome2609
@captainawesome2609 3 жыл бұрын
Started the day with Uncle Joey and then, BAM!, Theo in like a soldier!!
@SuperMegaGoofyGoober
@SuperMegaGoofyGoober 3 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@imvill
@imvill 3 жыл бұрын
Getting out of the military advise: I was in the Marines, when I got out I became a firefighter. Highly recommend it, best job in the world in my opinion.
@placidcasual9872
@placidcasual9872 Жыл бұрын
I work with families in dispute about their children - I want to say big up to the mum who helped her 6 year old call his dad - spreading love is a beautiful thing to do and can sometimes be in short supply..... bless up ladeeeee - hope that loves you spread comes back to you. Also Mr Von, doing gods work while looking like you work as a supervisor at gods own broken biscuit packing plant. You put words together like a true artist - helping us understand truths we didn't know we knew......
@QuadrexJosh
@QuadrexJosh 3 жыл бұрын
Just sparked a number , poured myself a Guinness and here is Theo to make my Day Gang gang
@Alexbennchannel
@Alexbennchannel 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend uploading today and yesterday. Can always rely on theo for making my night better. Thank you.
@deelovestrees6276
@deelovestrees6276 3 жыл бұрын
“Our soul is out of the ocean and got stuck on the beach.” Speaking my language. I am the walrus
@Merci_Mercy
@Merci_Mercy 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your heart with us, and your lovely way with words
@caseysmith8608
@caseysmith8608 3 жыл бұрын
“a woman didn’t want me to to take her picture because she said it captured part of you, and you can’t get that part of you back” gave me chills to my spine
@marcust2393
@marcust2393 3 жыл бұрын
And fortune tellers 😂
@eZ-ik4lb
@eZ-ik4lb 3 жыл бұрын
Theo i appreciate the time stamps and the SHADES
@dylanelliott9589
@dylanelliott9589 3 жыл бұрын
The comment about the Chinese lady freaked me tf out. Ever since preschool I have told people that pictures trap a piece of your soul in time, and I never liked having my picture taken. I sat out on many class picture days, and always skipped school on the yearbook picture days. Quit teeball in kindergarten, and soccer in 1st grade because I wouldn't take team photos, but was among the best players throughoutall school. I seemed to cause chaos everywhere I went. I try to not worry about it so much anymore, but still am internally bothered by it somewhat. I've always thought it strange that I think that, and this was the first time I heard someone else mention it. Sidenote- there was a pretty cool movie called "Earthquake Bird" that kind of plays into the idea, but does some other stuff with the story. Great movie though. Anyways, just a weird thing for yall to read, have a good day!
@dylanelliott9589
@dylanelliott9589 3 жыл бұрын
@Boo RADly My mother's mother is native. Half Seminole and half Cherokee, but full blooded Native and grew up in north Florida. My whole life has been west of the Mississippi though, so don't know much about it. My mothers father is a Jewish German, so I don't resemble anything close to native really, especially after the mix on my father's side as well, albeit more common over there. But that could explain some of it. Parts of consciousness is passed through blood/dna, as that is what makes us so unique from single cell organisms, we gotta get laid to pass on slivers of subconscious/instinctual knowledge. Now that I'm thinking about it, my blood is probably where my anti authority over the individual sovereignty came from, since birth, seeing as my grandparents relationships were also somewhat anti "normal" in their respective times. Though they never really struck me as people to go against the grain so to speak, as they are all fairly "normal". Thanks for the therapy sesh LMAO, peace! Going to ask my Gan (what she got stuck with being called from us children) about that.
@fluketrywalker9788
@fluketrywalker9788 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's Jordan Peterson is the best Dr Evil impersonation I've ever heard.
@kkkkit
@kkkkit 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he do an Indian accent 😂
@vius0013
@vius0013 3 жыл бұрын
Poor thing, not even close XD
@karleykaysinger2564
@karleykaysinger2564 9 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking I've never laughed so hard since idk when 😂😂😂
@jeric450
@jeric450 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the last thing a single mom with 3 kids would want is a bird in the house but it’s hilarious how pressed you were on it
@cymaratechoverdragon
@cymaratechoverdragon 3 жыл бұрын
Theo out here looking like he'll sell you a knock off pair of ray-bans and a balloon animal.
@tizim4593
@tizim4593 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he just got out of a trans am at the frisbee golf park
@tylerdurden4285
@tylerdurden4285 3 жыл бұрын
"Shoutout Everybody" - Theo 'gotta love him' Von
@nancystamps1200
@nancystamps1200 3 жыл бұрын
You crack me up!!!! Your outfits make me smile...Thanks, for keeping it funny and real. Also great taste in music!!!!
@mdougf
@mdougf 3 жыл бұрын
I love how real you are Theo. Please keep it up. We can all relate. Gang
@jordansmommy113
@jordansmommy113 3 жыл бұрын
1:26:43 Jam session with "Baptise Me” - Robert Randolph and the Family Band...note to self.
@matthewz5220
@matthewz5220 3 жыл бұрын
They are amazing live if you get a chance.
@Apoplectic_Spock
@Apoplectic_Spock 3 жыл бұрын
Theo, get a damn BillyGoat and live proud, brother! Feed that little bastard some snacks and tell 'em all your problems and he'll listen!
@informationageenterprise2184
@informationageenterprise2184 3 жыл бұрын
This episode could be called “Thoughts and reflections on homoeroticism by a man who would be surprised if he was gay”
@raycongfs
@raycongfs 3 жыл бұрын
That's every episode 😆
@cybergimp
@cybergimp 3 жыл бұрын
wasn't gay * lol
@veroincali244
@veroincali244 3 жыл бұрын
Make that his tour name!
@fasteddie5174
@fasteddie5174 3 жыл бұрын
"I would be shocked if I was gay, shocked"
@renatoneto5807
@renatoneto5807 3 жыл бұрын
Theo always bringing us joy, giggles and laughter 😂. That mind of his just reaches some rare frequencies that us simpleton mortals cannot achieve
@abdoolywitdatooly4306
@abdoolywitdatooly4306 3 жыл бұрын
Dawg, everybody lived down the block from Theo 🤣🤣🤣 I dont think even he can keep up
@idkbroidkasdf
@idkbroidkasdf 3 жыл бұрын
hey theo your insight about how work is making you into someone youre not was really helpful for me, and i think i experience the same thing. being broke sucks but so does being angry and agitated all the time.
@briantarr3254
@briantarr3254 3 жыл бұрын
“Party in the back” Tour!
@paulinevereker2426
@paulinevereker2426 3 жыл бұрын
“Im the one looking for myself and the one hiding”. I feel that.
@lsdoser
@lsdoser 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing you in Baltimore, the Black Maine, excited for that. Feeling right about that!
@johnnie543
@johnnie543 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Baltimorean: If Maryland is Black Maine, would Baltimore be the Black Bangor?
@lsdoser
@lsdoser 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnie543 whatever that is, i’m sure it’s right
@devinbaxter4098
@devinbaxter4098 3 жыл бұрын
Always look forward to seeing your podcast everyweek bruh only thing i look forward to everyweek
@JesterBox96
@JesterBox96 3 жыл бұрын
If Theo ever decided to have a offspring that’s gonna be one funny ass kid 😭
@redditman3701
@redditman3701 3 жыл бұрын
Not how that works
@Isshcabible
@Isshcabible 3 жыл бұрын
Theo started sounding like Dr.evil with that Jordan Peterson impresh. 🤣
@johnnie543
@johnnie543 3 жыл бұрын
I dedicate this episode to the loving memory of Billy Conforto 🌈
@xironedgex77
@xironedgex77 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Drakkar Noir is advertising on this episode makes complete sense.
@joec5139
@joec5139 3 жыл бұрын
"school busery type shit...praise god baby" I never knew I wanted to hear those words uttered together...I'm no longer blind
@jordansmommy113
@jordansmommy113 3 жыл бұрын
Be good to yourself also, Theo! Gang Gang! 🌄
@gregjones1867
@gregjones1867 3 жыл бұрын
A Concierge Breakfast?? Damn bro, lol What Hampton you been staying at, I only get a damn Continental Breakfast. Gang Gang
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m living life high on the hog, I got like 2 vests on” Still one of the greatest sayings I’ve ever heard. Onward! Gang gang daddy
@nicolasaguilar1258
@nicolasaguilar1258 3 жыл бұрын
I love that high af married couple
@MantissToboggan
@MantissToboggan 3 жыл бұрын
Theo, thank you so fucking much for adding another show in Minneapolis. I had to save up for tickets and then as soon as I did, it was sold out. So so grateful that you added another show. Honestly could not think of a better thing to spend my money on.
@gavinc937
@gavinc937 3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s fit choices are astronomical
@DEchrisProductions
@DEchrisProductions 3 жыл бұрын
gettn me through some real tough times atm VON MOST CUTTING EDGE COMEDIAN OF 2021. GANG GANG LOVE FROM ALL THE WAY IN PERTH WESTERN AUSTRALIA!
@dylandylandylandylananddyl5283
@dylandylandylandylananddyl5283 3 жыл бұрын
First 2 minutes had me locked.
@ryana3679
@ryana3679 3 жыл бұрын
Theo can have kids on the show and still make it amazing. Thanks for being you, Theo!
@willienobody4156
@willienobody4156 3 жыл бұрын
Wednesday is the best because we get uncle joey, silly goose d’elia and this honky tonk honeybun
@koshfrey9724
@koshfrey9724 3 жыл бұрын
Delia's obnoxious
@ShlomoZOGelstein
@ShlomoZOGelstein 3 жыл бұрын
Theo lookin like that 70's Malibu Beach guy on roller skates rollin down the boardwalk with a ghetto blaster.
@Stealth1919
@Stealth1919 3 жыл бұрын
"they would do drugs and drink cold water" lmao
@Mrthortanbih
@Mrthortanbih 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the mvp of the special Olympics “only man to ever win it blind and wheelchair bound” -Morgan freeman voice
@geoffnewman7668
@geoffnewman7668 3 жыл бұрын
“Our soul is just out in the ocean, and got stuck on the beach”
@Andrewski3000
@Andrewski3000 3 жыл бұрын
Azalea segment was beautiful. Theo levels up like twice a month ! GANG GANG AND PROSPER ! ! !
@jordenbrown6607
@jordenbrown6607 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s goin to be a good podcast when Theos got on sunglasses and something on his head
@blosseraustin
@blosseraustin 3 жыл бұрын
This is therapy for me and him. I love it
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